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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Pickett (ranked 1453 p4p, 67 weight class) and Massive Wanker (ranked 672 p4p, 31 weight class). Pickett's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Queen - Hammer To Fall. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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294 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Marcus Pickett!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pickett throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wanker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wanker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pickett misses with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Pickett.
A countering left hand to the body from Wanker misses.
Wanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wanker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pickett throws out the jab.
Wanker looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wanker misses with a wild body shot.
Wanker staying out of range there.
It seemed like Wanker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pickett throws a hook but Wanker blocks it.
Pickett lands a really nice looking cross but Wanker seems unphased.
Wanker throws a right hand that misses
and Pickett counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pickett with a jab.
Pickett lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wanker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donk. Pickett catches Wanker right on the button with a cross.
Pickett throws a shot from downtown. Wanker moves away and avoids it.
It seemed like Wanker was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Wanker.
Pickett missing with a left hand there. Wanker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wanker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pickett misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Pickett as he connects with a hook.
Pickett is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pickett swats away the attempt to clinch by Wanker.
Wanker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pickett sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pickett loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanker throws the left hand but Pickett avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Pickett wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pickett throws a shot from downtown. Wanker moves away and avoids it.
Pickett swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wanker.
Wanker throws a body shot but no joy.
Wanker misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pickett misses with a left hand
and Wanker counters with a left to the body.
Pickett bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wanker's head backwards.
Marcus Pickett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Pickett misses.
Pickett throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Pickett misses the target.
Wanker is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Pickett throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker walks into a jab.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pickett uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wanker.
Pickett misses with a right hand
and Wanker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pickett throws a hook to the side of Wanker's head but Wanker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pickett uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pickett avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Pickett walks into a stiff left hand from Wanker.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wanker is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pickett throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wanker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marcus Pickett dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Pickett misses with a right hand
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker moves out of range of the strikes.
Pickett swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker scores with a counter punch that sends Pickett to the canvas! Wanker smells blood - he's punishing Pickett with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Pickett has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Massive Wanker! Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
Massive Wanker thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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