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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between William Shitlord (ranked 3634 p4p, 391 weight class) and Surprise Cockfags (ranked 23821 p4p, 575 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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177 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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186 cm
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170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, William Shitlord!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Surprise Cockfags!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Chad Campbell and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockfags misses with a hook
and Shitlord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cockfags swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cockfags throws a lazy uppercut
and Shitlord counters with a left to the body.
Cockfags takes a swing at Shitlord's ribcage but misses.
Shitlord blocks a head kick by Cockfags.
Cockfags rushes Shitlord and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cockfags managing to block the knees to the body from Shitlord.
Cockfags's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord lands a left hand.
Cockfags fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cockfags can't find room to land a body shot as Shitlord controls the action.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockfags misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cockfags backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cockfags swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Cockfags misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cockfags trying to control the position but instead, Shitlord has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cockfags into the cage.
Shitlord lands a body shot.
Cockfags stalling in the clinch but Shitlord improves position.
Shitlord throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cockfags lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Shitlord.
Shitlord lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Shitlord on the inside.
Shitlord makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord lands an uppercut.
Shitlord being controlled against the cage.
Cockfags tries to land knees in the clinch but Shitlord avoids the damage to the body.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body.
Shitlord blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.
Cockfags is rocked!
Shitlord has Cockfags pushed against the cage.
Cockfags is still on wobbly legs! Can Shitlord finish him?
Cockfags tries to work over Shitlord's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shitlord lands an elbow that stopped Cockfags in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cockfags has a couple of punches blocked by Shitlord.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitlord lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Shitlord.
Cockfags looks winded!
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Shitlord.
Shitlord throws a big uppercut that drops Cockfags! More strikes from Shitlord and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Cockfags lies dazed against the cage as Shitlord celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). William Shitlord!
As William Shitlord got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
55% |
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