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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Bobblehead (ranked 1599 p4p, 200 weight class) and Aleksandr Volkov (ranked 2385 p4p, 267 weight class). Bobblehead's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, For Heavy Metal we will die!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bobby Bobblehead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aleksandr Volkov!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Wagner Zegers and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bobblehead fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Volkov unleashes a big counter combination but Bobblehead bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Volkov misses with a leg kick.
Bobblehead thows a leg kick but Volkov checks it
and Volkov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bobblehead scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bobblehead on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bobblehead scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Volkov shoots in but Bobblehead avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Volkov misses with a straight right.
Volkov moves out of range of the leg kick from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead scores with a punch to the head.
Bobby Bobblehead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Bobblehead misses
and Volkov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Good exchange - Bobblehead coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bobblehead lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bobblehead scores with a jab.
Volkov misses with a looping left.
Bobblehead punishes Volkov's body with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobblehead misses with a straight left.
Volkov throws a lazy uppercut
and Bobblehead counters with an outside leg kick.
Volkov has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead throws a front kick aimed at Volkov's knee but Volkov avoids it well.
Bobblehead dips to his left and cracks Volkov with an uppercut!
A big right from Volkov misses.
Bobblehead appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bobblehead moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bobblehead throws a lazy right hand but Volkov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Volkov drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Volkov sitting in guard here, content to control.
Volkov wants to pass the guard but Bobblehead is keeping the position.
Bobblehead looking for subs off his back but Volkov has passed one foot through into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bobblehead trying to control here.
Bobblehead is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Volkov moves into full mount! Bobblehead won't be happy about that!
Bobblehead is wriggling around trying to escape.
Bobblehead is working hard here to advance position.
Volkov is landing with some decent strikes but Bobblehead is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Bobblehead is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Heavy Metal, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Volkov tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bobblehead is in all sorts of trouble here.
Bobblehead is trying to reverse the position but instead Volkov has taken his back - oops!
Bobblehead tries to break free.
Volkov avoiding Bobblehead 's attempts to control his hands.
Volkov controlling the position well here. Bobblehead rolled but Volkov kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bobblehead is really stuck here.
Bobblehead turns into Volkov and is now in his guard.
Bobblehead trying to control the position from guard on top but Volkov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bobblehead missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Volkov keeping full guard, as Bobblehead tries to pass.
Bobblehead distracts Volkov with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Bobblehead with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Bobby Bobblehead will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A telegraphed right hand from Volkov misses the target.
It looked like Bobblehead wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bobblehead dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Volkov. That did some damage!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Volkov.
Bobblehead cracks Volkov with a good jab.
Volkov scores with a hook.
Bobblehead throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Volkov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bobblehead lands with a nice body punch.
Volkov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Volkov throws a right hand that Bobblehead ducks under and follows up with a left that Bobblehead also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bobblehead tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Volkov was well out of range. Poor timing from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead throws a low kick but Volkov avoids it.
Bobblehead jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Volkov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bobblehead gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Volkov cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobblehead paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bobby Bobblehead is winning the standup battle so far.
Volkov throws a head kick that misses.
Bobblehead takes one on the button.
Bobblehead misses the body punch
and Volkov counters with a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Bobblehead misses.
The fighters circling - Volkov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bobblehead works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bobblehead lands a glancing blow to the side of Volkov's head.
Volkov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bobblehead.
Volkov scores with a jab to the jaw.
Volkov ducks under a wild hook from Bobblehead.
Volkov moves in looking to clinch but Bobblehead pushes him off.
Bobblehead cracks Volkov with a good jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Volkov throws an off balance right hand
and Bobblehead counters with a solid body kick.
Volkov moves away from the strike by Bobblehead.
Volkov misses with a right hand
and Bobblehead counters with a straight right hand.
Nice straight punches there by Bobblehead. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bobblehead.
Volkov misses with a wild body shot.
Aleksandr Volkov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Volkov lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Volkov.
Bobblehead scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Volkov defending well as Bobblehead loads up on a big left hand.
And Volkov tries to counter it with a takedown but Bobblehead pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bobblehead avoids the head kick by Volkov.
A telegraphed right hand from Volkov misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from Bobblehead on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Volkov throws a series of punches but Bobblehead moves out of range.
Volkov moves out of range of the body kick from Bobblehead.
It seemed like Volkov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bobblehead cracks Volkov with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Volkov crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bobblehead - the referee stops the clock and Volkov gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bobblehead. Volkov manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nice uppercut there from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Volkov.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bobblehead throws a hook to the side of Volkov's head but Volkov sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Volkov misses with a straight right.
Bobblehead throws a jab when Volkov was well out of range.
Volkov throws a wild body kick that Bobblehead sees coming a mile off.
Volkov checks a low kick from Bobblehead.
A telegraphed right hand from Bobblehead misses the target.
Volkov throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bobblehead connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bobblehead thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice defenses there by Volkov.
Volkov is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bobblehead with a body shot.
Bobblehead tries a head kick but it misses.
Volkov misses with a low kick.
Bobblehead feints and then cracks Volkov's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Volkov down.
A shot to the liver by Bobblehead. Beautiful body shot.
Bobblehead throws a body shot but no joy.
Volkov throws a fast counter high kick but Bobblehead manages to duck under it in time.
Volkov connects with an inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Volkov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bobblehead scores with a body shot.
Bobblehead lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bobblehead lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bobblehead tries to land a front kick but Volkov steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bobblehead misses with a low kick.
Bobblehead is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Volkov can do to turn this around?
A momentary lapse in concentration from Bobblehead enables Volkov to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bobblehead manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Volkov sitting in guard here, content to control.
Bobblehead is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bobblehead wants to improve his position but instead Volkov has moved into half guard.
Bobblehead wants to get back to full guard but Volkov has passed into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Bobblehead dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Bobblehead fails with the takedown.
Bobblehead sets himself, and Volkov steps forward looking for the clinch! Bobblehead avoids it this time.
Volkov fails with a takedown attempt.
Volkov misses with a wild body shot.
Bobblehead throws a body punch but Volkov moves out of range.
Volkov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bobblehead stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bobblehead scores with a hook.
Bobblehead pushes Volkov away with a front kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bobblehead throws a good cross that connects.
A head kick misses from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead throws a lazy body kick
enabling Volkov to counter with a crisp jab.
Volkov walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bobblehead leaves Volkov with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobblehead checks a leg kick.
Bobblehead keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bobblehead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bobblehead misses with an uppercut. Volkov saw that one coming.
Volkov looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bobblehead throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Volkov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bobblehead lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bobblehead throws a lazy uppercut
and Volkov counters with a left and a right that stings Bobblehead.
Bobblehead stuns Volkov with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Volkov tries to clinch up
and Bobblehead cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bobblehead attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bobblehead with a poor takedown
and Volkov counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bobblehead takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bobblehead lands a really nice looking cross but Volkov seems unphased.
Volkov has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Volkov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bobblehead throwing a counter right hand but Volkov manages to avoid it.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Bobblehead.
Bobblehead is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Volkov will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Bobblehead working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Volkov is trying to improve his position.
Bobblehead working the ground and pound from side control.
Volkov is looking for a sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bobblehead lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Volkov down.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Volkov regains half guard there - taking advantage of Bobblehead's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Ground and pound from Bobblehead.
Bobblehead controlling the pace.
Bobblehead missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bobblehead is nestled in close to Volkov, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Volkov makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Volkov.
Aleksandr Volkov has got the better of the ground game so far.
Volkov manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bobblehead manages to get himself to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bobblehead looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Volkov passes into half guard.
Aleksandr Volkov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bobblehead slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bobblehead looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Volkov passes into side control.
Bobblehead manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Volkov looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Bobblehead showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bobblehead, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby Bobblehead!
Bobby Bobblehead decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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