PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sasha Beliy (ranked 820 p4p, 104 weight class) and Anti Half Assed (ranked 617 p4p, 78 weight class). Anti Half Assed has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Beliy
vs
Half Assed

175 cm
30
160 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

179 cm
27
170 lbs
15 - 8 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sasha Beliy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Colin Fotheringham and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beliy.
Half Assed throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Beliy's waist but Beliy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Half Assed off to one side.
It looked like Beliy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Half Assed lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Beliy lands a head kick!
Beliy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Beliy throws an overhand right that lands on Half Assed's shoulder, as Half Assed tries to avoid the shot.
Beliy throws a body kick that misses.
Beliy misses with a two punch combination.
Sasha Beliy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Half Assed tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Half Assed ducks under a wild hook from Beliy.
Half Assed swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Beliy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Half Assed.
It looked like Beliy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Half Assed.
Beliy lands with a nice body punch.
Beliy scores with a sloppy right hand. Half Assed should have avoided that one.
Half Assed misses with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
Beliy appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Beliy staying out of range there.
Half Assed looks to score with a jab to the body but Beliy is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beliy clobbers Half Assed with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Beliy throws a leg kick but Half Assed sees it coming and moves out of range.
Half Assed feints the counter takedown.
The fighters circle momentarily. Half Assed darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Half Assed shoots in for a takedown but Beliy shows good takedown defense.
Beliy looks to throw a body kick
and Half Assed counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Half Assed rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Beliy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Beliy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Half Assed.
Sasha Beliy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anti Half Assed.
Beliy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Half Assed.
Beliy misses with a looping right.
Half Assed takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Beliy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Half Assed stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Beliy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Half Assed's sensitive parts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Half Assed ducks right into an uppercut from Beliy.
Beliy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Half Assed to score with a decent uppercut.
Beliy throws a sloppy body shot
and Half Assed counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beliy throws a leg kick
and Half Assed counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Half Assed throws a nice looking combination but Beliy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beliy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Half Assed throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Beliy avoids the body shot from Half Assed.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
Beliy misses with a series of wild punches.
Beliy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Beliy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Beliy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Half Assed on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Beliy. Beliy obviously looking to wear him down.
Half Assed scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Beliy lands with an uppercut that bounces Half Assed off the cage and back into range.
Beliy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
An inside leg kick lands from Beliy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beliy slips a jab from Half Assed.
Beliy moves away from the strike by Half Assed.
Beliy moves out of range of the strikes.
Sasha Beliy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Half Assed scores with a jab to the body.
Beliy jabs at Half Assed's body.
Half Assed connects with the punch.
It looks like Beliy has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Half Assed might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nice defenses there by Half Assed.
Half Assed swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beliy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Half Assed blocks a jab.
Half Assed goes for a double leg but Beliy avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Beliy continues to drive forward.
Beliy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Half Assed tries for a takedown but Beliy circles away easily
and Beliy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Beliy misses with a head kick.
Beliy misses with a wild body shot.
And Half Assed tries to counter it with a takedown but Beliy pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A jab from Half Assed does it's job there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beliy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Half Assed darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Beliy misses with a lunging right hand
and Half Assed counters with a nice uppercut.
Half Assed moves out of range as Beliy strikes.
Beliy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Half Assed circles away quickly and effectively.
Half Assed tries to clinch up.
Half Assed scores with a hook.
Beliy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Half Assed misses with a straight left.
Beliy throws a head kick but Half Assed moves out of range.
A big left from Beliy misses.
A little jabbing left from Half Assed on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beliy throws a hook but Half Assed blocks it.
Beliy misses with a combination
and Half Assed connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Half Assed. Beliy does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sasha Beliy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Half Assed misses with an uppercut
and Beliy counters with a stiff right hand.
Half Assed avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Half Assed on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Half Assed blocks a low kick nicely.
Beliy just misses with a punch to the body.
Some wild striking there from Beliy.
Half Assed tries to counter with a clinch but Beliy shakes him off and moves away.
Beliy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Half Assed's calf.
Sasha Beliy is winning the standup battle so far.
Half Assed connects with a right hand. Beliy shakes it off.
Beliy misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Half Assed avoids the head kick by Beliy.
Beliy throws a head kick but Half Assed moves out of range.
Beliy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Half Assed finds it's way round the side to connect with Beliy's head.
Beliy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Half Assed throws the left hand but Beliy avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beliy cracks Half Assed with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A head kick misses from Beliy.
Beliy throws a sloppy head kick and Half Assed moves out of range easily.
Beliy throws a sloppy head kick and Half Assed moves out of range easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Beliy tries to avoid it but Half Assed manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Beliy to the ground. Beliy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Beliy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Half Assed can do to turn this around?
Beliy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Half Assed.
Half Assed connects with a nice looking jab.
Beliy misses with a straight left.
Beliy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beliy slips a jab from Half Assed.
Half Assed lands a head shot.
Half Assed lands with a cross.

Beliy is rocked!
Half Assed lands with a nice body punch.
Oh Beliy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Half Assed lands a nice shot that snaps Beliy's head back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beliy looks up at the clock. Bad move! Half Assed lands a right hand from hell, dropping Beliy. Half Assed pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anti Half Assed!
Anti Half Assed took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'YOU LIKE THAT!?'.