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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger (ranked 3692 p4p, 127 weight class) and Augustus Hippobody (ranked 2225 p4p, 97 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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273 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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193 cm
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329 lbs
5 - 4 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Augustus Hippobody!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mountbatten Dillinger staying out of range there.
Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mountbatten Dillinger throws a series of punches but Hippobody moves out of range.
A lazy body kick from Mountbatten Dillinger
and Hippobody counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A head kick misses from Mountbatten Dillinger.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hippobody! But no joy.
Mountbatten Dillinger is looking to land body kicks.
Mountbatten Dillinger lands a big head kick that sends Hippobody tumbling to the mat! Mountbatten Dillinger takes a step backwards and waves Hippobody back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Augustus Hippobody has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hippobody bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hippobody blocks the body kick.
Hippobody misses with an uppercut. Mountbatten Dillinger saw that one coming.
Mountbatten Dillinger thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Hippobody if he has to take too many more of those.
Mountbatten Dillinger scoring well with a low kick there.
Jab by Mountbatten Dillinger.
Mountbatten Dillinger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooh!!! Mountbatten Dillinger has knocked Hippobody down with a huge combo! Mountbatten Dillinger steps away and waves a wobbly Hippobody back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Hippobody is rocked!
Mountbatten Dillinger feints a jab and as Hippobody dips his head, Mountbatten Dillinger unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Hippobody right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Hippobody falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Mountbatten Dillinger smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger!
Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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