|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 4 p4p, 1 weight class) and Bunkechukwu Floyd (ranked 52 p4p, 7 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Floyd's choice of entrance music: Eric B. & Rakim - Paid In Full. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
 |
|
 |
| 207 cm
31
278 lbs
28 - 4 - 0 |
|
222 cm
27
290 lbs
11 - 1 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
|
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bunkechukwu Floyd!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yuuki Gou and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Floyd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Floyd.
Grabber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Floyd staying out of range there.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A jab from Floyd misses.
Grabber is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Floyd.
Grabber punishes Floyd's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Floyd throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Grabber scores with a leg kick.
Grabber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Floyd has time to react.
Floyd swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grabber.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber misses the shot to the body.
Grabber throws a front kick that sends Floyd stumbling back into the cage.
Grabber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Floyd looks winded!
Grabber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Floyd sprawling to the canvas! Floyd rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Grabber finish him?!
Floyd is rocked!
It looks like Bunkechukwu Floyd has been cut.
Floyd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Floyd is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Floyd seems to have recovered his senses.
Grabber fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Floyd out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that PWNAGE logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
65% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
