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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kidney Stone (ranked 2376 p4p, 231 weight class) and Mini Stipe (ranked 3488 p4p, 306 weight class). Stone kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppord. Kidney Stone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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139 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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146 lbs
21 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kidney Stone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mini Stipe!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stipe throws a series of punches but Stone avoids them all with ease.
Stipe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stone looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Stone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stipe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stone at a distance.
Stone throws a low kick but Stipe avoids it.
Stone lands with a right hand.
Stone slips under a jab from Stipe.
Stipe scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Stipe throws a leg kick that is checked
and Stone counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stone.
Stipe throws a leg kick which misses Stone's front leg but catches the back leg as Stone tries to avoid it.
Stipe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stone.
Jab from Stipe.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stipe takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jab by Stipe.
Stone connects with an inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Stone.
Stone throws a leg kick but Stipe sees it coming and moves out of range.
Stipe takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Stipe throws a leg kick that misses.
A clash of legs there as Stone blocks the low kick.
Stone throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Stipe's head.
It looks like Mini Stipe has been cut.
Stone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stipe.
Stipe missing with a left hand there. Stone was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stone was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stipe wants to land a leg kick but Stone is out of range.
Stone stuffs the takedown attempt from Stipe. Stipe gets slowly back to his feet.
Stone scores with a jab to the body.
Stipe lands a nice hook to Stone's body. Stone takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Stone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stipe blocks a head kick by Stone.
As Stone backs off Stipe throws a huge counter combo but Stone manages to avoid it all.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stone throws a push kick but Stipe slaps the foot to one side.
Stone slips a jab from Stipe.
Stipe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stone drops his hands momentarily and Stipe takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Stipe blocks the leg kick.
Stipe throws out a counter right but Stone avoids it with no problem.
Stipe ducks under a wild hook from Stone.
Nice uppercut lands for Stipe. That snapped Stone's head back.
Stipe throws a combination that misses
and Stone counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Stipe misses with a series of wild punches.
Stipe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Stone fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Stone misses with a leg kick
and Stipe decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Stone's guard.
Stone working for a triangle but Stipe defends it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stipe preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stone is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Stone trying to keep a closed guard but Stipe is proving a slippery customer.
Stipe postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Stipe postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Stone working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Stipe.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Stipe with a flurry of punches that miss.
Stipe trying to control but Stone is working from the bottom.
Stipe throws a big elbow that misses.
Stipe working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Stipe throws a big right hand that misses.
Stone trying to keep a closed guard but Stipe is proving a slippery customer.
Stipe drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Stone manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Stipe has Stone in his guard.
Stone won't allow Stipe to sweep him here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Kidney Stone will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mini Stipe's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Stipe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stone ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stipe moves away.
Stipe tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Stone manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Stipe has his takedown stuffed
and Stipe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A telegraphed right hand from Stipe misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from Stone on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stipe lands with an overhand left.
Stone is looking to score with low kicks.
Stipe looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Stone is fending him off so far but Stipe persists. Nope, Stone circles away and we're back to standing.
Stone circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stone looks to throw the jab but Stipe is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Stipe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stipe misses with a right hand
and Stone counters with a nice uppercut.
Kidney Stone is winning the standup battle so far.
Stipe throws a low kick but Stone avoids it.
Stone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stone moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stone leaves Stipe with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kidney Stone has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mini Stipe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stipe slips under a jab from Stone.
Stone scores with a head kick.
Stipe is rocked!
Stipe takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Stipe is still on wobbly legs! Can Stone finish him?
Stone scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stone throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Stone scores with a body shot.
and Stone counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Stipe! He's just covering up as Stone starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kidney Stone!
A very excited looking Kidney Stone made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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