PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Demetrius Tektas (ranked 816 p4p, 104 weight class) and Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 801 p4p, 100 weight class). Tektas's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Alexander The Great. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Tektas
vs
Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop

182 cm
32
163 lbs
19 - 14 - 2

182 cm
36
170 lbs
28 - 14 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 2, fighting out of New York, Demetrius Tektas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tektas misses with a body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tektas moves away.

Tektas shoots in and bounces Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Tektas controls from within his opponent's guard.
Tektas trying to control but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tektas prevents Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tektas works over Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with some ground and pound from guard.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Tektas dives into side control.
Tektas trying to control the action but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushes Tektas away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Tektas gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tektas tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is not content to let Tektas control the position.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tektas controlling the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop prevents Tektas from moving into mount.
Tektas looks up at the clock and then as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Tektas smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Tektas in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

Tektas looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Tektas swings around for an armbar but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Tektas's guard.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to get up but he can't break Tektas's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tektas is controlling Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's posture.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop trying to stand up but can't free himself from Tektas's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Demetrius Tektas dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tektas misses with a wild body shot.
Tektas is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can do to turn this around?
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tektas looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop loads up on a big right hand but Tektas slips the punch.
Tektas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a straight right.
Tektas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head kick that misses.
Tektas gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. Tektas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a leg kick. Tektas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tektas shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a series of wild punches.
Tektas feinted with a counter takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tektas plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a poor cross that misses
and Tektas counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tektas bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tektas jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tektas looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Tektas scoring well with a low kick there.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Tektas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tektas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slow jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses its intended target.
Tektas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was well out of range. Poor timing from Tektas.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tektas.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tektas moves away.
A big right from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Tektas throws a front kick aimed at Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's knee but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it well.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws the left hand but Tektas avoids the punch easily.
Tektas misses with a looping left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop unleashes a big counter combination but Tektas bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop missing with a left hand there. Tektas was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tektas takes a step back to recover.
Tektas throws a predictable looking body shot
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a two punch combo.
Tektas lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. That's going to slow Tektas down.
Tektas uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tektas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Tektas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Tektas goes for a double leg but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Demetrius Tektas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Tektas is looking to counter the offense by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop and move into the clinch.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a nice hook to Tektas's body. Tektas takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tektas throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Tektas feinted there with a counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tektas.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tektas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A big left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Tektas is looking to wear down Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a leg kick that knocks Tektas off balance momentarily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips a jab from Tektas.
Tektas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Tektas drops down looking for a counter takedown but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop sprawls and moves away.
Tektas needs to keep his hands up - Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop had a free shot at his head there.
Tektas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tektas tries to work over Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's front leg with a kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop checks it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop gets caught flat footed, as Tektas shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes the leg kick and cracks Tektas in the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head kick that misses.
Tektas checks the leg kick.
Tektas blocks a leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a jab.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tektas was well out of range. Poor timing from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A head kick by Tektas misses
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a solid body kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Tektas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook. Tektas ducked under it nicely.
Tektas lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's sensitive parts.
Tektas has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with an uppercut.
Tektas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tektas on the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a hook. Tektas tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a nice cross.
Tektas throws a head kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to slow Tektas down with leg kicks.
Tektas uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids the body shot from Tektas.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Tektas slips a straight right by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop checks a leg kick.
Tektas is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Tektas throws the left hand but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids the punch easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a looping overhand right but Tektas ducks down to avoid it.
Jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tektas on the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tektas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A slow jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses its intended target.
A telegraphed right hand from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses the target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips a jab from Tektas.
Despite the aggression on Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Tektas tries to score a power double leg takedown but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Tektas somewhat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a jab when Tektas was well out of range.
Tektas appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook. Tektas ducked under it nicely.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses its intended target.
A head kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses

and Tektas counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Tektas stops Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop from getting back to his feet.
Tektas wants to control but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tektas thows a huge punch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop dodges it nicely.
Tektas stops Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop from getting back to his feet.
Tektas perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks like he's trying to stand up.
Tektas is taking a breather. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A head kick misses from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tektas's calf.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body shot.

Tektas looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Demetrius Tektas was interviewed post fight and said 'I am sorry . I did all my best. '.