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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacques Daniel (ranked 1905 p4p, 230 weight class) and Desperately To Be Positive (ranked 3558 p4p, 376 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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198 cm
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210 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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190 cm
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220 lbs
10 - 12 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Jacques Daniel! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Desperately To Be Positive! The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! To Be Positive misses with a jab to the body
and Daniel counters by moving into the clinch. To Be Positive's coach down at Elite Underground Training Facility was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on To Be Positive's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. To Be Positive is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Daniel scores with a hook to the body. A quick uppercut on the inside from Daniel. A right handed body shot lands from Daniel.
Daniel gets through To Be Positive's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Daniel just leaning against To Be Positive, taking a breather. Daniel will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning To Be Positive up against the cage. The referee calls for Daniel to work.
Daniel gets a warning from the ref for wasting time. Daniel just leaning against To Be Positive, taking a breather. Daniel working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. To Be Positive tries to circle away but Daniel has him pinned against the cage. To Be Positive tries to break the clinch but Daniel is controlling the position. Daniel breaks the clinch.
Daniel bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Daniel looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. To Be Positive throws a predictable looking body shot
and Daniel counters with a body kick. Daniel slips a jab and a cross from To Be Positive.
That's one minute gone in the round. To Be Positive stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Daniel. Daniel dodges the punch combination from To Be Positive.
Oooooh!!! Daniel has knocked To Be Positive down with a huge combo! Daniel steps away and waves a wobbly To Be Positive back to his feet! This one might not go much longer! Desperately To Be Positive seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Daniel lands a brutal head kick. To Be Positive looks out on his feet and Daniel throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Jacques Daniel! An out of breath and clearly excited Jacques Daniel thanked Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him). The defeated Desperately To Be Positive had this to say: 'Look.... I know this isn't cool but... I look forward to smoking meth (ice as we say in Thailand) with dark brown hookers, 3 days at a time, no condom (of course) and just fuck so much in a haze of chemicals and lust! I usually try to cum inside them. I became erect typing this.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
67% |
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