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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Impaler (ranked 912 p4p, 364 weight class) and Pony Pony (ranked 40 p4p, 14 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pony Pony!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Impaler misses.
Pony swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pony has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Impaler is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Impaler throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Pony counter with a right hand.
Pony moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Impaler swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
Pony slips under a jab.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler misses the jab.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pony! But no joy.
Impaler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Impaler is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Pony's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Impaler pushes him away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pony counters with a left to the body.
Impaler throws a jab when Pony was well out of range.
Pony throws a counter combo.
Pony looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Impaler tries a head kick but it misses.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Impaler throws a hook but Pony avoids it easily.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Pony tries to counter with a clinch but Impaler shakes him off and moves away.
Pony staying out of range there.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pony moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Pony does a little dance to reset his feet.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pony was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pony moves away from the strike by Impaler.
Impaler cracks Pony with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice cross by Impaler.
Pony gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Pony moves into the clinch.
Pony misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Impaler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pony tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pony throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Impalers head.
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Pony missing with knees to the body.
Pony tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pony can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Pony struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Pony misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pony tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Impaler misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pony trying to land knees to the body.
Pony blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Impaler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Impaler managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
Pony tries a knee to the head but Impaler blocks it.
Pony blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pony.
Impaler misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pony tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pony scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pony takes a shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Impaler.
Pony misses with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pony with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pony tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.
Impaler scores with a shoulder strike.
Impaler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pony's elbow.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Impaler avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Impaler fails to land.
Impaler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Pony on the inside.
Pony scores a nice knee to the body.
Pony breaks the clinch.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Pony's ribs.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Pony moved out of range nicely.
A little jabbing left from Pony on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Impaler misses with a low kick.
Pony now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Impaler swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pony looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Impaler throws a shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Pony's head but Pony sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Pony moved out of range.
Pony appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Pony checks the leg kick.
Pony unleashes a big counter combination but Impaler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Pony was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Impaler swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
Pony slips under a jab from Impaler.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler misses with a hook
letting Pony counter with a right hand.
Pony takes one on the button.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler scores with a decent looking hook.
A shot to the body from Impaler misses
and Pony counters with a nice leg kick.
Impaler looks to clinch
and Pony counters with a right hand to the body.
Impaler swings widly with a right hand
and Pony counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Impaler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donk. Impaler catches Pony right on the button with a cross.
Impaler stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pony is rocked!
Impaler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It seemed like Pony was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pony avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Impaler pushes him away.
Impaler misses the jab.
Pony counters with a body kick.
Impaler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Impaler punishes Pony's body with a nice straight punch.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pony avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Impaler misses with a left hand
and Pony counters with a leg kick.
Impaler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Impaler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Impaler throws a body punch but Pony moves out of range.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it.
Impaler lands a really nice looking cross but Pony seems unphased.
Impaler cracks a nice hook into Pony's ribs.
Pony moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Pony now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pony takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Impaler lands a really nice looking cross but Pony seems unphased.
Pony keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Impaler.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Impaler throws a poor cross that misses
and Pony counters with a crisp right hand that drops Impaler! Pony lets Impaler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
and Pony counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler is rocked!
Pony takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Oh Impaler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Pony counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Impaler falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Pony Pony!
An out of breath Pony Pony thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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RATING
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