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Event:
Death Squad 367:Duffy v Mason
Date: Dec 24, 2016 |
#R1#
Chatzikomninos ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
PoopyPants loads up on a big right hand but Chatzikomninos slips the punch.
PoopyPants lands a jab to Chatzikomninos's midsection.
Chatzikomninos swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and PoopyPants counters with a left to the body.
Chatzikomninos scores with a three punch combo!
PoopyPants tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Chatzikomninos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants misses with a double jab
and Chatzikomninos counters with a one-two to the body.
PoopyPants has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Chatzikomninos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chatzikomninos is looking to counter the offense by PoopyPants and move into the clinch.
PoopyPants throws a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
PoopyPants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
I was talking to Chatzikomninos's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Chatzikomninos misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants misses with a punch on the inside.
Chatzikomninos throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chatzikomninos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
PoopyPants drops down looking for an ankle pick but Chatzikomninos pulls his leg out and moves away.
PoopyPants tries to clinch up.
Chatzikomninos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
PoopyPants throws a body shot but no joy.
Chatzikomninos tries to counter by moving into the clinch but PoopyPants manages to circle out of the way.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
#T1#
Chatzikomninos avoids the head kick by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants moves out of range as Chatzikomninos strikes.
PoopyPants cracks Chatzikomninos with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Chatzikomninos staying out of range there.
PoopyPants throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
PoopyPants gets tackled into the ropes by Chatzikomninos. Chatzikomninos maintains the clinch.
Chatzikomninos digs a right hand underneath PoopyPants's ribcage. PoopyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Chatzikomninos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
PoopyPants scores with a shot to the side of Chatzikomninos's head.
PoopyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Chatzikomninos tried to land a shot to the body but connects with PoopyPants's elbow.
Chatzikomninos takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
PoopyPants scores with a nice hook to the head.#T2#
PoopyPants wants to take the fight to the mat but Chatzikomninos manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
PoopyPants tries to throw a body punch but Chatzikomninos avoids it by throwing PoopyPants back against the ropes.
PoopyPants works on Chatzikomninos's body with a couple of short punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chatzikomninos lands a hook that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
Chatzikomninos prevents a takedown attempt there.
Alexei Chatzikomninos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
Chatzikomninos misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants is looking to control Chatzikomninos's arms but Chatzikomninos gets an underhook and turns him. Now PoopyPants has his back to the ropes.
Chatzikomninos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
PoopyPants tries to pull guard but Chatzikomninos won't allow it.
#TD2#
PoopyPants has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Chatzikomninos clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Will PoopyPants go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
#SUB2#
PoopyPants working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
PoopyPants throwing sloppy strikes. #T3##SUB2#
PoopyPants tightening his grip on Chatzikomninos, looking for the choke.
PoopyPants controlling well, preventing Chatzikomninos from escaping the position.
#SUB2#
Chatzikomninos fending off the submission attempt from PoopyPants.
Chatzikomninos wants to control his opponent's hands but PoopyPants gets his hands free.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#SUB2#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
PoopyPants has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #T4##SUB2#
Chatzikomninos defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of PoopyPants's arms. #SUB2#
PoopyPants has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Chatzikomninos has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
PoopyPants missing with strikes from the back. #SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Chatzikomninos knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Chatzikomninos for a finish.
Chatzikomninos covering up well under a barage of strikes.
PoopyPants gets his hands free as Chatzikomninos looks to control. #SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for the choke from the back position but Chatzikomninos is controlling his hands well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
PoopyPants throws a sloppy head kick and Chatzikomninos moves out of range easily.
Chatzikomninos throws a head kick that misses.
PoopyPants tries to counter by closing the distance.
PoopyPants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chatzikomninos looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
PoopyPants lands with a good body shot.
Chatzikomninos uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from PoopyPants.
A punch combination from PoopyPants misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Chatzikomninos does a little dance to reset his feet.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Chatzikomninos's head but Chatzikomninos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
PoopyPants lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
PoopyPants works Chatzikomninos's body with a nice hook.
Chatzikomninos misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chatzikomninos. #TD2#
PoopyPants drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chatzikomninos looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chatzikomninos pulls PoopyPants in close to prevent any damage.
PoopyPants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Chatzikomninos is keeping the position for now. #T1#
Chatzikomninos wants to sweep here but PoopyPants controlling him for the moment.
Chatzikomninos is trying to control the position but PoopyPants postures up.
PoopyPants preventing the sweep.
BitchFace PoopyPants has got the better of the ground game so far.
Chatzikomninos trying to control the position.
PoopyPants wants to pass the guard but Chatzikomninos is keeping the position.
Chatzikomninos is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
PoopyPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chatzikomninos sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Chatzikomninos does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chatzikomninos stuffs the takedown.
Chatzikomninos lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chatzikomninos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
PoopyPants thuds his right hand into Chatzikomninos's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#CL2#
PoopyPants clinches up with Chatzikomninos and pushes him back against the ropes.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chatzikomninos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
PoopyPants is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
PoopyPants lands with a short head shot on the inside.
PoopyPants wants a takedown but no success here.
Alexei Chatzikomninos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
Chatzikomninos misses with a punch on the inside.
Chatzikomninos digs a right hand underneath PoopyPants's ribcage. PoopyPants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
PoopyPants wants to take the fight to the mat but Chatzikomninos manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
PoopyPants is breathing heavily.
Chatzikomninos lands a body shot in the clinch.
PoopyPants jumps guard but Chatzikomninos stands there with PoopyPants around his waist. PoopyPants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
#T3#
PoopyPants wants to stall.
Chatzikomninos lands a shoulder strike.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Chatzikomninos misses with some punches.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch.
Alexei Chatzikomninos has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Chatzikomninos controls the action.
Chatzikomninos gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Chatzikomninos prevents a takedown attempt there.
Chatzikomninos can't find room to land a body shot as PoopyPants controls the action.
Chatzikomninos lands a body shot.
Chatzikomninos lands with a right to the head.
PoopyPants dodges an elbow strike from Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants wants a takedown but no success here.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chatzikomninos can't find room to land a body shot as PoopyPants controls the action.
#T4#
Chatzikomninos lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down PoopyPants.
A right handed body shot lands from Chatzikomninos.
PoopyPants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chatzikomninos scores with a shoulder strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants dodges an elbow strike from Chatzikomninos.
Chatzikomninos lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chatzikomninos prevents the takedown attempt.
PoopyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
Chatzikomninos gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT#
It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.
Still in the clinch, Chatzikomninos scores with a nice short uppercut.#ROC#
PoopyPants is rocked!
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Chatzikomninos creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants is still on wobbly legs! Can Chatzikomninos finish him?
Chatzikomninos gets through PoopyPants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chatzikomninos misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chatzikomninos lands a nice elbow.
Chatzikomninos throws a big uppercut that drops PoopyPants! More strikes from Chatzikomninos and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! PoopyPants lies dazed against the ropes as Chatzikomninos celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexei Chatzikomninos!
During a confident post fight interview, Alexei Chatzikomninos thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
Holmgang 16
Date: Sep 17, 2016 |
#R1#
PoopyPants missing with a left hand there. Ostrowski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
PoopyPants slaps away a takedown attempt from Ostrowski, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jab from PoopyPants.#CUT2#
It looks like Krzysztof Ostrowski has been cut.
PoopyPants blocks a low kick nicely.
Ostrowski misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ostrowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ostrowski appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ostrowski just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A left lands for PoopyPants.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ostrowski fails to land with a series of punches.
Ostrowski with a lazy takedown attempt
and PoopyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ostrowski thinking.
Ostrowski misses with a left hand
and PoopyPants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
PoopyPants moves away from the strike by Ostrowski.
PoopyPants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
#T1#
PoopyPants throws a body shot but no joy.
PoopyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ostrowski.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Ostrowski's belly button to the back.
Ostrowski fails with the takedown
and PoopyPants counters with a straight right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krzysztof Ostrowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Ostrowski moves out of range.
PoopyPants scores with a body shot.
PoopyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Ostrowski.
Ostrowski closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ostrowski just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants stuffs the takedown attempt from Ostrowski. Ostrowski gets slowly back to his feet.
Ostrowski avoids the head kick by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Ostrowski swinging wildly here.
#T2#
PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ostrowski rather than just go for the knockout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants moves out of range of the strikes.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ostrowski.
Ostrowski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck PoopyPants on the side of the head.
PoopyPants throws a lazy right hand but Ostrowski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ostrowski throws a jab but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants scores with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Ostrowski's body.
PoopyPants digs a good body shot into Ostrowski's ribs.
Ostrowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ostrowski looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? PoopyPants is fending him off so far but Ostrowski persists. Nope, PoopyPants circles away and we're back to standing.
PoopyPants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ostrowski with a body shot.
PoopyPants ducks under a wild hook from Ostrowski.
PoopyPants scores with a nice strike.#T3#
Ostrowski shoots in looking for a takedown. PoopyPants tries to sprawl out of it but Ostrowski keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. PoopyPants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ostrowski is breathing heavily.
PoopyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ostrowski manages to avoid it.
PoopyPants scores with a jab. Ostrowski acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
PoopyPants cracks a nice hook into Ostrowski's ribs.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
Ostrowski throws a left and a right that both miss
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
PoopyPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ostrowski looks to land a combination but PoopyPants avoids it well.
PoopyPants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ostrowski with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Ostrowski's body.
PoopyPants thuds his right hand into Ostrowski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ostrowski takes a jab right on the kisser.
#CUT2#
Krzysztof Ostrowski's cut is getting worse.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ostrowski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
PoopyPants scores with a nice head shot.
Ostrowski takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
#ROC2#
Ostrowski is rocked!#T4#
PoopyPants is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Ostrowski hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, GREEN!160, into his post fight interview.
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Event:
Holmgang 8
Date: Aug 06, 2016 |
#R1#
PoopyPants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ono is fending him off so far but PoopyPants persists. Nope, Ono circles away and we're back to standing.
Ono lands a jab to the nose.
Ono thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on PoopyPants if he has to take too many more of those.
Ono is looking to slow PoopyPants down with leg kicks.
Ono uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from PoopyPants.
Ono misses with a body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ono.
Ono fakes high and swings low for a body shot but PoopyPants manages to avoid it.
Ono misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
PoopyPants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
PoopyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#CL#
PoopyPants clinches up with Ono and pushes him back against the ropes.
PoopyPants jumps guard but Ono stands there with PoopyPants around his waist. PoopyPants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Ono controls his hands.
#TD#
PoopyPants lands a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ono keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully. #T1#
PoopyPants not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Ono is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Ono is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Ono is trying to control the position from the bottom.
PoopyPants trying to control but Ono is working from the bottom.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
PoopyPants postures up in Ono's guard and throws a big left but Ono blocks it. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Ono keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jab from Ono.
PoopyPants fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants defending well as Ono loads up on a big left hand.
Ono sizes up PoopyPants with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Its Ono seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ono throws a body shot but no joy.
Ono connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between PoopyPants's hands.
Ono misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
PoopyPants swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Ono keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ono misses with a hook.
PoopyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T3#
Ono misses with a body shot.
Ono's jab looks to have found its range, popping PoopyPants under the eye.
Ono lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Ono moves out of range.
PoopyPants blocks a head kick by Ono.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Ono moves out of range.
PoopyPants with a poor takedown #KD2#
and Ono counters with a head kick that drops PoopyPants to the mat! PoopyPants scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!#ROC2#
PoopyPants is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Ono! PoopyPants is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Its Ono!
Its Ono decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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Event:
Holmgang 3
Date: Jul 16, 2016 |
#R1#
PoopyPants scores with a decent looking hook.
PoopyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
PoopyPants stuns Toke with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Toke moves out of range.
PoopyPants connects with a right hand. Toke shakes it off.
PoopyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Toke is landing a low percentage of strikes.#KD2#
PoopyPants lands a left and a right that send Toke crashing to the mat, dazed. PoopyPants thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants jabs Toke right on the nose. Toke blinks but takes it well.#ROC2#
Toke is rocked!#CL2#
PoopyPants darts in and clinches Toke up against the ropes.
Oh Toke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Toke pushes PoopyPants back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Toke seems to have got his legs back now.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
PoopyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Toke 's eye.
PoopyPants gets through Toke's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1#
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants taking a breather.
PoopyPants works on Toke's body with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
PoopyPants keeps control of Toke as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
PoopyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Toke lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Toke takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Toke's defenses. #BC#
Toke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Toke on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Toke is breathing heavily.#CL2#
PoopyPants has closed the distance and engaged Toke in a clinch.
Toke wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but PoopyPants has him pressed against the ropes.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Toke blocks it.
#T2#
Toke lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
PoopyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toke swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants.
Toke takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Toke has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A right handed body shot lands from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants cracks Toke with a nice body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
PoopyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
PoopyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Toke's elbow.
PoopyPants lands with a short shot to the head.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch.
PoopyPants lands a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants lands a shot to the body.#T3#
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
#TD2#
PoopyPants has picked Toke up - he's going for a ride! PoopyPants dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.#SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Toke defends it well.
Toke won't allow PoopyPants to pass to mount.
PoopyPants not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
PoopyPants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Toke knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
PoopyPants controlling the action here.#T4##SUB2#
PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Toke has managed to free his arm - good work.
PoopyPants seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Toke does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
PoopyPants thows a huge punch but Toke dodges it nicely.
Toke might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
PoopyPants is pressing down on Toke's thigh, looking to free his foot. Toke is holding on for now. #SUB2#
PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Toke has managed to free his arm - good work.
PoopyPants is trying to control the action in half guard but Toke is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Toke throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Toke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
PoopyPants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants scores with a hook.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body. Toke takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Toke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toke on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
PoopyPants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#T1#
PoopyPants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Toke half committed to a counter leg kick.#TD2#
PoopyPants shoots in and gets a takedown into Toke's guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Toke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
PoopyPants has gone for a leg lock! Toke slips out almost immediately though and dives into PoopyPants's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
PoopyPants looking for a guillotine here but Toke defends easily.
#SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Toke defends well.
Toke tries to stand but PoopyPants is controlling from the bottom. #T2#
PoopyPants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Toke manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Toke working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
PoopyPants trying to control but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants advances position into side control!
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom. #T3#
PoopyPants tries to score with some ground and pound. Toke controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Toke haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Toke is trying to get back to half guard.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
PoopyPants wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Toke, who protects the arm well.
Toke on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Toke tries to improve position but can't. #SUB2#
PoopyPants tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no PoopyPants has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
PoopyPants trying to control the position but Toke is working away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Toke being controlled for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
PoopyPants moves into range and clinches up with Toke.
PoopyPants tries to work over Toke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, PoopyPants just misses with a elbow thrown towards Toke's brow.
Toke is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body.#TD2#
PoopyPants lands a takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Toke keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants with a flurry of punches that miss.
PoopyPants sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Toke's guard. #T1#
Toke tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Toke avoiding damage under a succession of punches from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants works his way into full mount! #SUB2#
PoopyPants looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Toke avoids a series of strikes thrown by PoopyPants.
#T2#
PoopyPants is stalling here but it's allowed Toke to get half guard.
PoopyPants wants to free his trapped foot but Toke is holding on for dear life with his legs.
PoopyPants thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Toke's head.
PoopyPants seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
PoopyPants works his way into side control.
PoopyPants working the ground and pound but Toke is defending the strikes. #T3##SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Toke knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
PoopyPants advances nicely into full mount.
PoopyPants wants to take Toke's back but he can't do it this time.
Toke holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as PoopyPants tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
PoopyPants throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Toke because PoopyPants loaded up on that one.
PoopyPants punching from mount but Toke doing a good job of avoiding damage.
BitchFace PoopyPants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
PoopyPants fails to advance to Toke's back.
PoopyPants throwing strikes here but Toke is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
PoopyPants looking to control but Toke is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Poor strikes thrown by PoopyPants there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
PoopyPants takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
PoopyPants wants to control the pace but Toke is squirming around nicely.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
PoopyPants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
BitchFace PoopyPants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well PoopyPants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants made sure to mention his sponsor, GREEN!160 in his post fight interview.
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Event:
MFN 317
Date: May 25, 2016 |
#R1#
PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#CL#
Sithole clinches.
Sithole tries to throw a body punch but PoopyPants avoids it by throwing Sithole back against the cage.
Sithole lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sithole blocks the elbow strike.
#TD2#
PoopyPants manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. #SUB2#
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Sithole defends it easily.
We've been hearing good reports from Sithole's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Sithole with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Sithole scoring with some ground and pound.
PoopyPants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Sithole defends it easily.
Sithole chips away with some ground and pound.#T1#
PoopyPants is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Sithole is in close to PoopyPants's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Sithole landing some decent shots from guard.
Sithole has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Sithole is looking to work some ground and pound but PoopyPants has wrist control.
Sithole scoring with punches to the head and body.
Sithole looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sithole trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sithole working some strikes from top position.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Sithole from controlling successfully.
Sithole with a flurry of punches that miss. #T2#
Sithole wants to pass the guard but PoopyPants is keeping the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Sithole makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB2#
PoopyPants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
PoopyPants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sithole manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
PoopyPants postures up.
Sithole tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sithole wants to control but PoopyPants passes easily into half guard.
#SUB2#
PoopyPants is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Sithole wants to control but PoopyPants is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T3##SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Sithole doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time PoopyPants.
PoopyPants has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Sithole is looking to improve his position but PoopyPants isn't that keen on the idea.
PoopyPants tries to control but Sithole wriggling away.
Sithole tries to hold on but PoopyPants postures up.#T4#
Sithole is trying desperately to improve position.
PoopyPants throwing strikes here but Sithole is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
PoopyPants trying to control but he's not successful this time.
PoopyPants throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
PoopyPants sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
PoopyPants looking for a guillotine from mount but Sithole is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
PoopyPants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##CL#
Sithole has closed the distance and engaged PoopyPants in a clinch.
PoopyPants is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
PoopyPants tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Sithole smiles and moves away.
Jab by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Sithole.
#TD#
Sithole looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for PoopyPants!
Sithole lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear PoopyPants down.
PoopyPants is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on PoopyPants's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Sithole lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Sithole is putting a hurting on PoopyPants here, landing some big shots from side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
PoopyPants is looking for a sweep.
PoopyPants wants to control but Sithole postures up.
Moses Sithole overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
PoopyPants is trying to work for a sweep but Sithole has mounted him!
Sithole pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Sithole putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#ROC#
PoopyPants is rocked!
PoopyPants is desperately trying to improve his position but Sithole has a good base and remains in mount.
PoopyPants is still in real trouble! Can Sithole finish him?
Sithole working PoopyPants over with strikes here.
Sithole lands a big elbow - PoopyPants is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and PoopyPants is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Moses Sithole!
During a confident post fight interview, Moses Sithole thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
MFN 313: Danger Zone
Date: May 11, 2016 |
#R1#
PoopyPants walks into a left hand.
PoopyPants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
PoopyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Avalon circles away quickly and effectively.
PoopyPants with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Avalon to score with a decent uppercut.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
Avalon looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
#TD2#
Avalon gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows PoopyPants to score an easy takedown into full guard.
PoopyPants preventing the sweep.
Avalon trying to keep a closed guard but PoopyPants is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB#
Avalon working for a triangle but PoopyPants defends it easily.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Avalon has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but PoopyPants can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T1#
PoopyPants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Avalon is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
PoopyPants is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Avalon avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Avalon holds on and takes a little breather. #SUB#
Avalon is looking for a triangle but PoopyPants pushes his legs off easily.
#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Avalon is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB#
Avalon working for a triangle but PoopyPants defends it easily.
Avalon keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants tries to free his leg and advance position but Avalon is retaining full guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Avalon is on top in guard.
#REVR##T3##SUB2#
PoopyPants escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Avalon gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
PoopyPants lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Avalon tries to land a sweep but no joy.
PoopyPants missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
PoopyPants throws a big elbow that misses.
PoopyPants content to stall in guard here.
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Avalon keeps moving. #T4#
Avalon is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Avalon controls PoopyPants momentarily but PoopyPants frees himself.
Avalon looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Avalon looking for a guillotine here but PoopyPants defends easily.
#SUB#
PoopyPants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Avalon keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
Avalon can't keep his opponent in guard - PoopyPants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
PoopyPants shoots for a takedown but Avalon saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Avalon thinks about countering with a body kick.
Nice cross by Avalon.
Avalon lands a really nice looking cross but PoopyPants seems unphased.
Avalon drops his hands momentarily and PoopyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of a nice jab.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Avalon throwing a counter right hand but PoopyPants manages to avoid it.
A cross from PoopyPants lands.
PoopyPants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
PoopyPants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
PoopyPants works Avalon's body with a nice hook.
Avalon catches PoopyPants with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Avalon looks to score with a jab to the body but PoopyPants is just out of range.
PoopyPants shoots in but no luck this time.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PoopyPants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Avalon's waist but Avalon gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing PoopyPants off to one side.
Jarvis Avalon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
PoopyPants avoids the body shot from Avalon.
Avalon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.#CL#
PoopyPants tries to keep at a distance but Avalon has taken the fight into the clinch.#T1#
Avalon gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants jumps guard but Avalon stands there with PoopyPants around his waist. PoopyPants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Avalon lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Avalon.
PoopyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Avalon controls the action.
#TD#
Avalon manages to pull guard.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Avalon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Avalon keeps moving.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Avalon swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Avalon is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. PoopyPants is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Avalon working for a triangle but PoopyPants defends it easily.
#T2##SUB#
Avalon had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. PoopyPants defends it easily.#SUB#
PoopyPants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
PoopyPants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Avalon is keeping the position for now.
PoopyPants advances to half guard. #SUB2#
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura but Avalon is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for PoopyPants to get the leverage.
PoopyPants is trying to control the action in half guard but Avalon is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T3#
Avalon gets back to full guard.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Avalon swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Avalon working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. PoopyPants doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. PoopyPants manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Avalon keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants advances to half guard.
Avalon tries to roll over but PoopyPants keeps him under control.
Avalon gets back to full guard.
PoopyPants looking to sit in guard and control but Avalon gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##T4#
Avalon wants to control from the top but PoopyPants keeps moving. #SUB2#
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Avalon defends it easily.
Avalon wants to control from the top but PoopyPants keeps moving. #SUB2#
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Avalon defends it easily.
PoopyPants not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jarvis Avalon dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Avalon swats away the attempt to clinch by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Avalon moves away.
PoopyPants tries a head kick but it misses.
Avalon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Avalon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#CL#
Avalon forces PoopyPants back against the cage and clinches.
Avalon blocks the elbow strike.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Avalon controls his hands.
Avalon is pressed up against the cage. PoopyPants has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Avalon down to the mat. Avalon avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
PoopyPants moves in looking to clinch but Avalon pushes him off.
Jarvis Avalon is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Avalon shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Avalon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that PoopyPants can do to turn this around?
Avalon seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but PoopyPants does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
PoopyPants is pressing down on Avalon's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#T1##SUB2#
PoopyPants is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Avalon is aware though and is defending well.
Avalon stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. PoopyPants swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Avalon controlling from the top position. #SUB2#
PoopyPants working for a triangle but Avalon defends it easily.
PoopyPants looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
PoopyPants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Avalon doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but PoopyPants is tightening it up a little... Avalon has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Avalon reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Avalon taps out! Nice BJJ there by PoopyPants!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, GREEN!160 for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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