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Event: Ascension 917     
Date:   Sep 17, 2016
#R1#
Scott wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#CL2#
Scott fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Noob, pushing him back against the cage.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Scott avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob cracks Scott with a nice body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Noob creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Noob digs a right hand underneath Scott's ribcage. Scott let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Noob lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Scott.
Scott misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noob works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Noob lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Scott.
Scott looks winded!
Noob working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Scott misses with a punch on the inside.
Scott throws a head punch that misses.
Noob working aggressively here.
Noob lands a shot to the body.
Noob lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Scott lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Noob fails to land.
Noob has a couple of punches blocked by Scott.
Noob misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Scott blocking some punches.
Noob prevents a body shot from Scott.
A shot in the inside from Noob.
Scott tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scott lands a body shot.
Noob scores with a shot to the side of Scott's head.
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Scott misses with the head strike.
Scott misses with the head strike.
Scott blocking some punches.
A hook to the body from Noob.
Scott tries a body shot but Noob blocks it.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Scott avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob misses with the head strike.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Scott controls the action.
Noob lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Noob.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
Noob misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
Noob blocks an uppercut.
Scott can't find room to land a body shot as Noob controls the action.
Scott blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Noob blocks a body shot from Scott.
Noob working aggressively here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scott doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Noob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Scott escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Scott lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Scott wants to clinch.
Scott is looking to clinch.
Noob was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Esteban Scott seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Scott feints a jab promting Noob to slip. Scott then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Noob slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#T3##CL2#
Scott drives through and clinches with Noob against the cage.
Scott lands a shot to the body.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Noob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scott's elbow.
Noob working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Noob lands a nice shot to the body.
Noob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Noob fails to land.
Scott lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Noob.
Scott throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Scott on the inside.
Scott has a couple of punches blocked by Noob.
A hook to the body from Noob.
Noob lands a body shot in the clinch.
Noob swings wildly with an uppercut but Scott uses good head movement to avoid it. #T4#
Noob lands a left hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Scott.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scott scores with a shot to the side of Noob's head.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Scott.
Scott lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Noob backwards.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Scott fails to land.
A short uppercut from Scott.
Scott blocks a body shot from Noob.
Noob has a couple of punches blocked by Scott.
Scott lands an uppercut.
Noob has a couple of punches blocked by Scott.
Scott misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Imzda Noob will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Noob gets tackled into the cage by Scott. Scott maintains the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Noob prevents a body shot from Scott.
Noob gets through Scott's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Scott lands with a light punch inside.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good body shot from Noob.
Scott misses with the head strike.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noob.
Scott blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noob scores with a nice hook to the head.
Scott misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scott misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Scott.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Noob creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Scott throws a head punch that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scott goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T1#
Scott struggles to land a body shot inside as Noob controls his hands.
Scott misses with the head strike.
Scott throws a punch but it's blocked by Noob.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Scott.
Noob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scott tries to work over Noob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Scott.
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scott misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scott misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Noob.
A short body shot lands from Noob as the two fighters clinch.
Scott prevents a body shot from Noob.
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Noob lands a body punch.
Noob misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T2#
Scott can't find room to land a body shot as Noob controls the action.
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scott blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Noob stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Noob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noob takes a shot to the head.
Scott blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Noob blocks a body shot from Scott.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scott throws a head punch that misses.
Noob lands a hook to the side of the head.
Noob blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Noob.
Scott goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
Noob misses with a hook to the ribs. #T3#
Noob throws a head punch that misses.
Scott lands a left hand that snaps the head of Noob backwards.
A short right from Noob on the inside.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Scott avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob throws a head punch that misses.
Noob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scott swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scott misses with a punch on the inside.
Scott misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Noob.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noob.
Noob blocks an uppercut.
Noob cracks Scott with a nice body shot.
Scott throws a punch but it's blocked by Noob.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Scott avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Scott wants to stall.
Scott prevents a body shot from Noob. #T4#
Scott misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Imzda Noob has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Noob softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Scott goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Scott tries a body shot but Noob blocks it.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noob throws a head punch that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Scott controls the action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noob.
Nice body punch from Scott - that landed with a thud.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Noob.
A right handed body shot lands from Noob.
Noob scores with a shoulder strike.
A short body shot lands from Noob as the two fighters clinch.
Scott swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scott prevents a body shot from Noob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Imzda Noob dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Noob keeps the fight on the outside.#CL2#
Scott moves into range and clinches up with Noob.
Noob prevents a takedown attempt there.
Noob stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Scott misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scott blocks a body shot from Noob.
Noob lands with a short shot to the head.
Noob misses with some punches.
Scott misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob scores with a shot to the side of Scott's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scott tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noob lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Scott controls the action.
Noob lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Scott lands an uppercut.
Scott swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Scott blocks a body shot from Noob.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noob doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Noob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scott lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Scott fails to land.
Scott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scott lands a body shot in the clinch.
Scott scores with a shoulder strike.
Scott working aggressively here.
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Scott fails to land.
Scott pushes Noob back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scott lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Noob working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Noob has a couple of punches blocked by Scott.
Scott gets through Noob's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Esteban Scott has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Noob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Noob blocking some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scott lands with a short shot to the head.
Noob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Noob softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Scott misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scott misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scott tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noob's elbow.
Noob lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Scott or not.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scott scores with a hook to the body.
Scott misses with the head strike.
Noob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Scott tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noob working aggressively here.
Scott lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T3#
Scott misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noob blocks a body shot from Scott.
Scott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Scott.
Scott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scott swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Scott creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Scott lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Noob.
Noob working aggressively here.
Scott swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scott blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scott misses with a hook to the ribs.
Noob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scott lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T4#
Noob working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scott.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Scott.
Scott tries to work over Noob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scott tries to throw a body punch but Noob avoids it by throwing Scott back against the cage.
Noob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Scott backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Scott.
Noob lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
Scott throws a head punch that misses.
Noob swings wildly with an uppercut but Scott uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scott lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Noob prevents a body shot from Scott.
Scott misses with the head strike.
A short right from Scott on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Esteban Scott comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Noob has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Esteban Scott!

Esteban Scott seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Ascension -1     
Date:   Aug 17, 2016
#R1#
Noob misses with a low kick.
We've been told by Noob's head coaches at GTi 888 that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A big left from Stern misses.
Noob throwing a counter right hand but Stern manages to avoid it.
Howard Stern seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stern loads up on a big right hand but Noob slips the punch.
Noob moves out of range of the strikes.
Noob throws a leg kick but Stern sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Stern shoots in but Noob avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Noob throws a right hand that Stern ducks under and follows up with a left that Stern also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stern misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stern throws an overhand right that lands on Noob's shoulder, as Noob tries to avoid the shot.
A swing and a miss from Stern.
As Stern tries to get set, Noob tries to push him back and clinch up but Stern manages to avoid the attempt.
Stern goes for a double leg but Noob avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Noob continues to drive forward.#T1#
Stern throws a lazy right hand but Noob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Noob misses the target.
Noob misses with a wild combination.
Noob digs a good hook to Stern's body.
Stern uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noob.
Stern doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Noob fails to land with a series of punches.
Stern keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noob.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Stern! But no joy.
Stern tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Noob defends well and Stern ends up having to push Noob into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Imzda Noob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Howard Stern.
Stern throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Noob wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T2#
Stern moves forwards but Noob connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Stern lands the left hand.
Stern throws a hook to the side of Noob's head but Noob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Noob throws a low kick but Stern avoids it.
Imzda Noob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Noob ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stern feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Noobs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Noob blocks a jab.#TD2#
Stern gets the takedown into side control. #SUB2#
Stern tries for a kimura but Noob is defending well.
You can see the frustration on Noob's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3#
Stern trying to control the action but Noob is working from the bottom.
A lull in the action here.
Stern trying to control the position but Noob is working away.
Noob is being controlled here.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Stern working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Stern tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Noob tries to bench press Stern off him but Stern keeps the position. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Noob is not content to let Stern control the position.
Noob tries to bench press Stern off him but Stern keeps the position.
Stern passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Noob!
Stern wants to control the pace but Noob is squirming around nicely.
Noob gets back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stern wants to control but Noob is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stern is thwarting Noob's attempts to control the position.
Stern uses his free foot to push down on Noob's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Noob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Howard Stern will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Stern misses with an uppercut. Noob saw that one coming.
Noob throws a right and a left that Stern avoids nicely.
Stern steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Noob.#CL#
Stern tries to keep at a distance but Noob has taken the fight into the clinch.
Noob tries to work over Stern's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stern wants to take the fight to the mat but Noob manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stern tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Noob just stands there and leans against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Noob struggles to land a body shot inside as Stern controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Noob.
Stern blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stern blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1##TD2#
Stern tightens his grip and picks Noob up, before dumping him to the ground. Noob manages to land in guard.
Stern stopping the sweep attempt from Noob.
Stern trying to control the position from guard on top but Noob is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stern tries to free his leg and advance position but Noob is retaining full guard.
Stern trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Stern in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Noob controlling Stern's posture.
Stern wants to pass the guard but Noob is keeping the position.#T2#
Stern postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Stern pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Noob is keeping the position for now.
Stern keeps trying to improve his position.
Howard Stern has got the better of the ground game so far.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Stern displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Stern might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Noob blocks a jab.
Stern scores with a jab. Noob acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #T3#
Noob dips to his left and cracks Stern with an uppercut!
Stern lands an overhand right.
Stern defending well as Noob loads up on a big left hand.
Stern throws a lazy uppercut
and Noob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noob throws an overhand right that lands on Stern's shoulder, as Stern tries to avoid the shot.
Stern avoids the body shot from Noob.
Noob misses with a straight left.
Stern throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Noob sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stern cracks Noob with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Stern lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#T4#
Noob is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stern.
Noob is looking to clinch.
Noob will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Noob throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stern lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Noob waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stern.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stern was well out of range. Poor timing from Noob.
Stern misses with an uppercut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Noob staying out of range there.
Noob fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Stern on the side of the head.
Stern connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Howard Stern showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Horrible takedown attempt by Stern or perhaps it was just good defense by Noob, which made it look bad.
Stern scores with a punch to the head.
Stern lands a nice hook to Noob's body. Noob takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Noob throws a body punch but Stern moves out of range.
Stern cracks Noob with an open hand slap.
Noob throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Noob.
Stern throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Noob takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Stern takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Noob throws a big shot that misses.
Stern fails with a takedown attempt.
Noob swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
An inside leg kick lands from Noob.
Nice uppercut lands for Noob. That snapped Stern's head back.
Noob will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Noob tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stern paws at him with a jab and circles away.#T2#
Stern clobbers Noob with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Stern throws the left hand but Noob avoids the punch easily.
Stern misses with a straight right.
Stern throws a hook to the side of Noob's head but Noob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stern throws a hook to the side of Noob's head but Noob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Stern does it's job there.
Noob slips a straight right by Stern.
Noob throws a body punch but Stern moves out of range.
Stern takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stern thows a left - swing and a miss!
Noob throws a big counter combination but Stern scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stern.#T3#
Noob takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Stern looks to land a left hand but Noob moved out of range nicely.
Stern waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noob.
Noob uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stern.
Stern has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Noob.
A cross from Stern lands.
Noob lands with a thumping leg kick.
Noob looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #TD2#
Stern closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Noob did well to prevent Stern getting side control.#SUB2#
Stern is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Noob sees it coming and defends easily.#T4##SUB2#
Stern seems to be working for a kimura but Noob defends the submission attempt.
Noob tries to get to full guard but Stern has control of the leg.
Imzda Noob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Howard Stern is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Stern wants to free his trapped foot but Noob is holding on for dear life with his legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB2#
Stern is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Noob is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stern's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stern's back!

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Howard Stern.
I've got Stern winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Howard Stern!

Howard Stern really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Perkele! logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

 

Event: EPL Semi Final     
Date:   Jul 20, 2016
#R1#
Noob misses with a kick to the body.
LeBeau looks to land a body kick but Noob moved away.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from LeBeau.
LeBeau swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Noob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
LeBeau has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Vicious Striking in the buildup to the fight.
Remy LeBeau seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
LeBeau misses with a straight right.
As LeBeau backs off Noob throws a huge counter combo but LeBeau manages to avoid it all.
LeBeau blocks a jab.
Noob throws a low kick but LeBeau moves out of range easily.
Crunch! Noob slams his shin into LeBeau's torso.
LeBeau misses the shot to the body.
Noob blocks a jab.
A little jabbing left from Noob on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob staying out of range there.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob counters with a low kick, right behind LeBeau 's knee.
Noob has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as LeBeau is landing a low percentage of strikes.
LeBeau lands a nice shot that snaps Noob's head back.
LeBeau throws a left and a right that both miss
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
LeBeau takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T1#
Noob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from LeBeau.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Noob takes one to the chin there.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a thumping low kick.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
LeBeau misses with the combination.
Noob misses with an uppercut. LeBeau saw that one coming.
LeBeau throws a body punch but Noob moves out of range.
LeBeau is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
No joy there for LeBeau, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Noob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from LeBeau.
Imzda Noob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
LeBeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A big right from LeBeau misses.
LeBeau throws a right hand that misses
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Noob connects with a right hand. LeBeau shakes it off.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
LeBeau throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
LeBeau checks the leg kick nicely there.
LeBeau falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a solid body kick.
LeBeau goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A telegraphed right hand from Noob misses the target.
Noob throws a leg kick but LeBeau moved away.
Noob takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Noob.
Noob is on the wrong end of a nice combination from LeBeau.
The fighters circling - LeBeau throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
LeBeau scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
LeBeau uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
LeBeau cracks Noob with a right hand to the side of the head.
LeBeau misses with an uppercut
and Noob counters with a good low kick that LeBeau was not able to check. #T3#
Jab from LeBeau.
LeBeau gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Noob counters with an inside leg kick.
LeBeau throws a jab when Noob was well out of range.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
LeBeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
LeBeau on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Noob is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! LeBeau had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Noob throws a nice inside leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Noob counters with a left and a right that stings LeBeau.
Noob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
LeBeau looks to score with a jab to the body but Noob is just out of range.
LeBeau works the jab nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A lazy body kick from LeBeau
letting Noob counter with a right hand.
Noob shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
LeBeau throwing a counter right hand but Noob manages to avoid it.
LeBeau uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noob.
LeBeau gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Noob to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
Noob lunges at LeBeau with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by LeBeau's hand.
LeBeau looks to land a right hand but Noob moved out of range.
Nice shot lands for LeBeau.
Noob cracks LeBeau with a right hand to the side of the head.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a two punch combo.
LeBeau scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Noob doesn't seem bothered though.
Noob misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice shot by LeBeau.
LeBeau slips under a jab from Noob.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noob bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Noob lands a body shot.
LeBeau misses with an uppercut. Noob saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Imzda Noob dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Noob misses with a low kick.
A punch lands to the side of LeBeau 's head but he takes it in his stride.
LeBeau throws an ugly left hook that misses
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noob lands with a kick to the temple. LeBeau shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
LeBeau scores with the left hand. Noob knows he should have avoided that one.
Noob lands with a nice body punch.
LeBeau checks a low kick from Noob.
A big left from LeBeau misses.
Noob throws out a counter right but LeBeau avoids it with no problem.
LeBeau is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
LeBeau swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
LeBeau throws a hook but Noob avoids it easily.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
LeBeau tries to land a body kick
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
LeBeau looks to land a combination. Noob sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
LeBeau scores with a nice body kick.
Noob lands a jab to the nose.
Remy LeBeau is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
LeBeau misses with a few strikes there.
LeBeau misses with a right hand
and Noob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
LeBeau throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Noob counters with a two punch combo.
LeBeau misses with a left hand
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
LeBeau misses with a left hand
and Noob makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Noob lands a nice looking body shot.
LeBeau throws a lazy uppercut
and Noob counters with a straight right hand.
LeBeau misses the shot to the body.
Noob leaves LeBeau with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick. #T2#
Noob's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Noob duly obliges.
LeBeau throws a lazy uppercut
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LeBeau displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Noob throws out the jab.
LeBeau misses with a takedown attempt
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
LeBeau misses with a looping left.
Imzda Noob seems to be getting the better of the standup.
LeBeau with a poor takedown
letting Noob counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Remy LeBeau. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Noob avoids a punch combination nicely.
Noob doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
LeBeau on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Noob. Noob obviously looking to wear him down.
Noob lands with a straight right. LeBeau didn't see that one coming.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether LeBeau might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
LeBeau cracks a nice hook into Noob's ribs.
LeBeau throws a jab when Noob was well out of range.#T3#
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.
A cross from Noob lands.
A big right from LeBeau misses.
LeBeau misses with a takedown attempt - Noob sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
LeBeau misses with a double jab
and Noob counters with a low kick, right behind LeBeau 's knee.
LeBeau throws a looping overhand right but Noob ducks down to avoid it.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
LeBeau gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
LeBeau misses with a jab, cross combination.
Noob feints a counter leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
LeBeau throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
LeBeau misses with a straight right.
Noob appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.#T4#
LeBeau takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
LeBeau swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noob walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Noob scores with a leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a left hand
and Noob counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a nice leg kick.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a good low kick that LeBeau was not able to check.
Noob throws a combination. LeBeau tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a left to the body.
LeBeau misses with a takedown attempt
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noob ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
LeBeau looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
LeBeau moves forwards but Noob connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Noob has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with an inside leg kick.
LeBeau throws a left and a right that both miss
and Noob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Imzda Noob showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Noob connects with a jab.
LeBeau misses with a right hand
and Noob counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
LeBeau throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Noob sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Noob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on LeBeau. That did some damage!
LeBeau takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
LeBeau throws a lazy uppercut
and Noob counters with a left to the body.
A lazy body kick from LeBeau
and Noob counters with a solid body kick.
Noob defending well as LeBeau loads up on a big left hand.
LeBeau shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Noob sprawls well. Noob wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. LeBeau gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noob lands a right hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Noob connects with a solid leg kick.
A big right from LeBeau misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Noob misses.
Noob tests LeBeau's chin there with a solid looking shot.
LeBeau misses with a hook
and Noob counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Noob throws a shot to the body.
LeBeau throws a poor cross that misses
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice defenses there by Noob.
LeBeau pulls out of a head kick attempt.
LeBeau fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
LeBeau throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
LeBeau has his takedown stuffed
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Remy LeBeau. That's going to take a lot out of him.
LeBeau falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps LeBeau thinking. #T2#
Noob lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Noob misses with a series of wild punches.
Noob connects with a body shot.
Noob throws a two punch combo that lands nicely. #CUT2#
It looks like Remy LeBeau has been cut.
LeBeau misses the jab.
LeBeau misses with a straight left.
LeBeau throws an off balance right hand
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick.
A lazy body kick from LeBeau
and Noob counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Noob scores with a kick to the midsection.
Noob misses with a jab, cross combination. #T3#
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from LeBeau.
Noob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
LeBeau throws a body kick that misses
and Noob counters with a lovely shot to the body.
LeBeau scores with a shot to the body.
LeBeau pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
LeBeau misses the body punch
and Noob counters with a nice low kick that buckles LeBeau's knee momentarily.
LeBeau misses with a jab to the body
and Noob counters with a slapping leg kick.
LeBeau doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Noob counters with a leg kick.
LeBeau scores with a punch to the head.
Noob thumps LeBeau with a low kick.
LeBeau will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
LeBeau swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Noob counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
LeBeau lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Noob circles away quickly and effectively.
Noob feints a counter leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
LeBeau swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
LeBeau misses with a body punch
and LeBeau takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LeBeau throws a looping overhand right but Noob ducks down to avoid it.
Noob connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
LeBeau rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noob counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Remy LeBeau has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
LeBeau misses with a takedown
and Noob counters with an outside leg kick.
Noob scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
LeBeau tries for a takedown but Noob circles away easily
and Noob counters with a leg kick.
Noob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Noob paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Imzda Noob comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Noob has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Imzda Noob!

Imzda Noob looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I want to thanks Kim Jong Un for this fight. His skills and guidence in this fight has been the best. OSS'.

 

Event: HFL #32     
Date:   Mar 26, 2016
#R1#
Dillinger wants to land a leg kick but Noob is out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Noob checks a leg kick.
A lazy body kick from Noob
and Noob takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dillinger throws a hook to the side of Noob's head but Noob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Noob looks for the body kick but Dillinger saw that one coming.
Noob checks a leg kick.
Noob throws a body shot but no joy.
Noob throws out a loose jab but Dillinger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noob misses with a head kick.
Dillinger looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Dillinger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noob.
Dillinger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Noob tries a quick counter leg kick but Dillinger is wise to it.
Dillinger stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillinger throws a shot from downtown. Noob moves away and avoids it.
Dillinger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noob.
Dillinger walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Noob checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
It seemed like Noob was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Noob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dillinger's calf.
Noob tries to land a leg kick but Dillinger saw it coming and moves away.
Dillinger appears to be looking for a big counter.#T1#
Dillinger fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Noob throws a right hand that Dillinger ducks under and follows up with a left that Dillinger also avoids with ease.
Dillinger lands a high kick!
Nice uppercut lands for Dillinger. That snapped Noob's head back.
Dillinger shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Noob eats them both and turns towards Dillinger to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A low kick from Dillinger is predictable there
and Noob counters with a three punch combo that has Dillinger backing up. Dillinger nods at Noob to acknowledge the strikes.
Dillinger misses with a hook. Noob ducked under it nicely.
Noob unleashes a big counter combination but Dillinger bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Dillinger swings widly with a right hand
and Noob counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Noob moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Noob throws a push kick but Dillinger slaps the foot to one side.
Noob lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dillinger connects with a crisp jab.
Dillinger fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Noob on the side of the head.
Dillinger blocks a jab.
Dillinger throws a lazy right hand but Noob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T2#
Noob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dillinger throws out the jab.
Dillinger misses with a body shot.
Noob fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dillinger.
Dillinger lands a jab.
Dillinger throws a sloppy head kick and Noob moves out of range easily.
Noob jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noob looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dillinger connects with a jab.
Dillinger throws a half hearted mid kick.
Noob takes a swing at Dillinger's ribcage but misses.
Dillinger looks to throw the jab but Noob is out of range.
Noob swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It looked like Dillinger wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A slow jab from Noob misses its intended target.
Dillinger connects with a right hand. Noob shakes it off.
Dillinger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Noob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dillinger.
Noob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dillinger.#T3#
Dillinger connects with the punch.
Noob takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dillinger throws a hook but Noob blocks it.#CL#
Dillinger gets a clinch.
Dillinger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dillinger swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noob blocks a body shot from Dillinger.
Noob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dillinger tries to work over Noob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dillinger lands a body punch.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Dillinger controls the action.
Noob lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dillinger backwards.
Dillinger lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Noob.
Noob scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T4#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dillinger.
Dillinger stalling the fight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dillinger stalling in the clinch but Noob improves position.
Dillinger lands a nice uppercut.
Dillinger is pushing Noob up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dillinger scores with a shot to the side of Noob's head.
Still in the clinch, Noob scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dillinger lands with a right to the head.
Noob lands with a light punch inside.
Dillinger softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dillinger's elbow.
Noob lands a body punch.
Noob misses with the head strike.
Noob swings wildly with an uppercut but Dillinger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dillinger manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Dillinger dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Noob on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A bone on bone clash there as Dillinger blocks the leg kick. #CL#
Dillinger moves into the clinch.
Dillinger is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noob can do to turn this around?
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dillinger.
Dillinger misses with a hook from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Dillinger scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dillinger throws a punch but it's blocked by Noob.
Dillinger looking to slow down the pace here.
Noob lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillinger tries a body shot but Noob blocks it.
Dillinger lands with a right to the head.
Noob presses Dillinger against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
John Dillinger has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dillinger blocking some punches.
Noob tries a body shot but Dillinger blocks it. #T1#
Noob prevents a body shot from Dillinger.
Dillinger has a couple of punches blocked by Noob.
Dillinger is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Noob is keeping busy.
Dillinger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Noob misses with the head strike.
Dillinger wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dillinger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dillinger presses Noob against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dillinger tries to throw a body punch but Noob avoids it by throwing Dillinger back against the cage.
Dillinger lands a shoulder strike.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Dillinger.
Noob has a couple of punches blocked by Dillinger.
A short body shot lands from Noob as the two fighters clinch.
Noob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T2#
Dillinger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dillinger lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dillinger.
Dillinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dillinger trying to control the position but instead, Noob has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dillinger into the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Noob.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dillinger misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dillinger blocking some punches.
Dillinger's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Dillinger avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Noob.
Dillinger lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T3#
Dillinger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noob.
Dillinger content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Noob tries to work over Dillinger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Noob lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dillinger throws a punch but it's blocked by Noob.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dillinger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dillinger makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Dillinger avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
Noob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Noob misses with the head strike.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Dillinger controls the action.
Noob lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dillinger backwards.
Good body shot from Noob.
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dillinger digs a right hand into Noob's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Noob's gas tank.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Dillinger. #T4#
Dillinger doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dillinger swings wildly with an uppercut but Noob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noob blocking some punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Noob.
Dillinger blocks a body shot from Noob.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dillinger. #BC#
Dillinger breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dillinger scores with a punch to the head.
Crunch! Dillinger slams his shin into Noob's torso.
John Dillinger is winning the standup battle so far.
Noob tried to score with a low kick but Dillinger checks it.
Dillinger misses with a few strikes there.
Noob scores with a hook.
Noob scores with a head kick. Dillinger tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Noob does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dillinger tries to close the distance and clinch but Noob swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Noob raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that John Dillinger will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R3#
Noob ducks under a wild hook from Dillinger.
Noob swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Noob tries a head kick but it misses.
Noob avoids the head kick by Dillinger.
Noob is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dillinger with a nice cross.
Dillinger falls off balance throwing a combination
and Noob counters with a straight right hand.
Dillinger has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Noob.
Noob takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Noob tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dillinger is able to avoid easily.
Dillinger blocks a low kick nicely.
Dillinger connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillinger is looking to slow Noob down with leg kicks.
John Dillinger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dillinger misses with a body kick.
Noob swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A quick step to the side and Dillinger tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dillinger throws a body shot but no joy.
Noob now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Noob lands a head kick! #T1#
Dillinger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Noob blocks a head kick by Dillinger.
Noob slips under a jab from Dillinger.
Dillinger steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Noob.
Noob lands a jab to Dillinger's midsection.
Noob avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Noob uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dillinger.
Noob pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dillinger throws out a leg kick but Noob moves out of range and Dillinger only half commits.
Dillinger bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Noob's head.
Dillinger scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A big right from Dillinger misses.
Noob pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dillinger swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Noob loads up on a big right hand but Dillinger slips the punch.#T2#
Noob is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dillinger.
Dillinger connects with a solid leg kick.
Noob looks to land a combination. Dillinger sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by Noob.
Noob chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dillinger can pounce on him.
Dillinger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noob.
Dillinger connects with a solid leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Dillinger.
Noob throws a right hand that Dillinger ducks under and follows up with a left that Dillinger also avoids with ease.
Dillinger throws a low kick, looking for Noob's leg but Noob calmly moves out of range.
Noob slips under a jab from Dillinger.
Noob ducks under a wild hook from Dillinger.
Noob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dillinger.
Dillinger misses with a looping left.
Despite the aggression on Noob's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Dillinger misses with a body shot. #T3#
Good shot there by Noob.
Noob moves out of range of the strikes.
Dillinger is looking to chop away at Noob's legs.
Noob throws a head kick but Dillinger moves out of range.
Noob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dillinger.
Noob with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dillinger to score with a decent uppercut.
Dillinger takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Noob has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Noob there as he acknowledges the shot.
Noob misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dillinger throws a big counter combination but Noob scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Dillinger fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Noob misses the shot to the body.
A combination from Noob does no damage.
Dillinger lands an overhand right.
Noob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dillinger throws out the jab. #T4#
Dillinger just misses with a punch to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dillinger dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Noob. That did some damage!
Dillinger cracks Noob with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Noob tests Dillinger's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Noob looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Noob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dillinger thumps Noob with a low kick.
Dillinger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Dillinger wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dillinger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Noob's calf.
Noob takes one to the side of the head.
Noob throws a right hand that Dillinger ducks under and follows up with a left that Dillinger also avoids with ease.
Noob with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dillinger misses with a right hand
and Noob counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dillinger lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Noob backs up against the cage.
Dillinger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Dillinger clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4#
Dillinger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noob.#CL#
Dillinger gets a clinch.
Noob misses with a body punch.
Dillinger lands a hook to the side of the head.
Noob misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dillinger cracks Noob with a nice body shot.
Noob lands a nice uppercut.
Dillinger lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Noob backwards.
Dillinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Noob being controlled against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillinger pushes Noob back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Noob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T1#
A nice right hand lands inside from Noob.
Dillinger scores with a shoulder strike.
Dillinger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dillinger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Noob backwards. #ROC#
Noob is rocked!
Noob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noob is still on wobbly legs! Can Dillinger finish him?
Noob blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Noob seems to have recovered his senses.
Noob doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Noob blocks an uppercut.
Dillinger scores with a shot to the side of Noob's head.
Noob has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Dillinger.
Noob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dillinger lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dillinger scores with a nice hook to the head.
Noob throws a head punch that misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Dillinger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Dillinger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
Dillinger is looking to control Noob's arms but Noob gets an underhook and turns him. Now Dillinger has his back to the cage.
Noob's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Noob lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dillinger backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dillinger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dillinger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Noob makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dillinger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dillinger makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dillinger misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Noob blocks a body shot from Dillinger.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Noob.
Dillinger blocks a body shot from Noob. #T3#
Dillinger looking to slow down the pace here.
A right handed body shot lands from Noob.
Noob struggles to land a body shot inside as Dillinger controls his hands.
Noob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Dillinger controls the action.
Noob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dillinger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noob lands a left hand.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Dillinger.
Noob working aggressively here.
Dillinger controlling the action here for a moment.
Dillinger lands with a light punch inside.
Noob tries to work over Dillinger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dillinger lands a nice uppercut.#T4#
Noob misses with a punch to the body.
Dillinger is stalling here.
Noob working aggressively here.
Dillinger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noob's elbow.
Noob working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Noob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Dillinger.
Noob is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Noob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dillinger misses with the head strike.
Noob tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noob misses with a body punch.
Noob misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
Noob struggles to land a body shot inside as Dillinger controls his hands.
Noob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that John Dillinger will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R5#
Noob takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Noob gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A clash of legs there as Dillinger blocks the low kick.
Noob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dillinger dodges the punch combination from Noob.
Dillinger listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Noob misses with a straight left.
Dillinger appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Noob checks a leg kick nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillinger throws a lazy uppercut
and Noob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Noob misses with an uppercut.
Dillinger avoids the body shot from Noob.
Noob throws a front kick aimed at Dillinger's knee but Dillinger avoids it well.
Dillinger jabs Noob right on the nose. Noob blinks but takes it well.#T1#
Noob waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dillinger.
Noob on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dillinger throws a hook but Noob avoids it easily.
Noob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dillinger.
Dillinger shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Noob lands the left hand.
Dillinger misses with a low kick.
Noob goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Noob shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dillinger connects with a solid leg kick.
Dillinger throws a front kick that sends Noob stumbling back into the cage.
Dillinger throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Noob counters with a nice leg kick.
Dillinger misses with a lunging right hand
and Noob counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dillinger's knee momentarily.
Noob uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dillinger. #T2#
Noob throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Noob misses with a hook.
A counter left hand to the body from Dillinger misses its target.
Noob connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jab from Dillinger.
Some wild striking there from Dillinger.
Noob now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Dillinger throws a combination. Noob tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#CL#
Dillinger moves into the clinch successfully.
Noob lands with a right to the head.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Dillinger.
Noob can't find room to land a body shot as Dillinger controls the action.
Noob doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dillinger cracks Noob with a nice body shot.#T3#
Noob misses with some punches.
Noob scores with a shoulder strike.
Dillinger lands an uppercut.
Dillinger manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Dillinger lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Noob.
Noob tries to throw a body punch but Dillinger avoids it by throwing Noob back against the cage.
A short uppercut from Dillinger.
Noob lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dillinger.
Noob blocks an uppercut.
Noob misses with a punch to the body.
Noob has a couple of punches blocked by Dillinger.
Noob throws a punch but it's blocked by Dillinger.
Dillinger tries to stall but Noob uses the opportunity to gain a better position. #T4#
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
Dillinger misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Noob scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dillinger misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Dillinger fails to land.
Imzda Noob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A left hand lands to the body for Dillinger.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dillinger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Noob misses with a punch on the inside.
Noob misses with some punches.
Dillinger lands with a right to the head.
Dillinger blocking some punches.
John Dillinger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Noob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Noob being controlled against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Dillinger scores with a nice short uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Dillinger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dillinger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 50:45
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 49:47
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Dillinger!

John Dillinger retains his middleweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited John Dillinger thanked Spartan Nutrition for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

 
 
 
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