Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Madness MMA 15: Dead Memories
Date: Mar 18, 2017

#R1#
Redbeard looks to score with a jab to the body but Mewes is just out of range.#TD2#
Mewes bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Mewes works to advance to full mount. Redbeard defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs. #SU2#
Mewes is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Mewes avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Redbeard throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mewes counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Some wild striking there from Redbeard.
Redbeard throws a leg kick but Mewes sees it coming and moves out of range.
Mewes circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mewes throws out a counter right but Redbeard avoids it with no problem.
A swing and a miss from Redbeard.
Mewes throws a counter combo.
Redbeard tries to work over Mewes's front leg with a kick but Mewes checks it.
Mewes tries to clinch but Redbeard moves out of range.
Redbeard thows a leg kick but Mewes checks it
and Mewes counters with a one-two to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mewes checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mewes lands with a nice combination. Redbeard backs away looking to recover.
Mewes throws a sloppy head kick and Redbeard moves out of range easily.
Mewes fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T1#
Mewes shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Redbeard sprawls well. Redbeard wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mewes gets slowly back to his feet.
Redbeard shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice defenses there by Redbeard.
Redbeard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mewes counters with a two punch combo.
Redbeard leaves Mewes with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A combination from Redbeard does no damage.
Mewes throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Raymun Redbeard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Redbeard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As Redbeard backs off Mewes throws a huge counter combo but Redbeard manages to avoid it all.
Mewes lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mewes.
Redbeard throws a nice looking combination but Mewes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Redbeard misses with a two punch combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mewes will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
It looked like Redbeard was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#T2#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mewes.
Raymun Redbeard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Redbeard looks to throw the jab but Mewes is out of range.
Mewes throws a sloppy head kick and Redbeard moves out of range easily.
Redbeard pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mewes is out of range and Redbeard settles back down.
Redbeard throws a body kick that misses.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Redbeard throws a right hand that misses
letting Mewes counter with a right hand. #TD2#
Mewes shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Redbeard is trying to defend but Mewes finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#SUB#
Redbeard actively working from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Redbeard is defending against the submission attempts here by Mewes.
Mewes seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Redbeard does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Redbeard has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T3#
Redbeard works his way to full guard. Good work.
Mewes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Redbeard wants to sweep here but Mewes controlling him for the moment.
Redbeard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB#
Redbeard escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mewes gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Redbeard keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Redbeard has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Mewes can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Redbeard manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mewes manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR##SUB#
Redbeard drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Mewes dives on top into guard.#REVB##T4#
Redbeard trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Mewes passes Redbeard's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Redbeard moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB#
Redbeard is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Mewes not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Mewes with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB#
Redbeard working for a triangle but Mewes defends it easily.
Redbeard keeping full guard, as Mewes tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jason Mewes dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Mewes dives in for a single leg takedown but Redbeard sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Sloppy strikes from Mewes. Those never looked like landing.
Redbeard throws a hook to the side of Mewes's head but Mewes sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A punch lands to the side of Redbeard 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CL#
Redbeard closes the distance and clinches. #BC2#
Mewes escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Redbeard throws a nice looking combination but Mewes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Redbeard misses with a looping right.
Redbeard takes a swing at Mewes's ribcage but misses.
Redbeard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Despite the aggression on Mewes's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Mewes gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Redbeard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Redbeard circles away quickly and effectively.
Redbeard went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Redbeard doesn't manage to clinch there - Mewes circles away.
Redbeard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Redbeard throws a right and a left that Mewes avoids nicely. #T1#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mewes!
Mewes with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Redbeard to score with a decent uppercut.#CL2#
Mewes pushes Redbeard up against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Mewes pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Redbeard throws a leg kick that misses.
Mewes avoids a kick to the body.
Jason Mewes seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A lazy left from Redbeard finds it's target.
Redbeard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mewes's corner calls for a 1-2. Mewes obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Redbeard tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Mewes counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Redbeard looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sloppy strikes from Redbeard. Those never looked like landing.
Redbeard takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Redbeard missing with a left hand there. Mewes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mewes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T2#
Mewes throws a sloppy head kick and Redbeard moves out of range easily.
Redbeard misses with a two punch combination.
Mewes on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Raymun Redbeard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Redbeard misses the jab.
Mewes with the counter takedown but Redbeard avoids it easily.
Mewes fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Redbeard on the side of the head.
Redbeard misses with a hook to the body
and Mewes counters with a nice uppercut.
Redbeard tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Mewes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Redbeard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mewes was well out of range. Poor timing from Redbeard.
Redbeard tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Redbeard throws out a leg kick but Mewes moves out of range and Redbeard only half commits.
A punch combination from Mewes misses. #CL#
Redbeard gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Redbeard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Mewes has him pressed against the cage.
Redbeard's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Redbeard tries to break the clinch but Mewes is controlling the position. #T3##BC#
Redbeard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mewes moves out of range of the strikes.
Raymun Redbeard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Redbeard tries to score with a low kick but Mewes moves his leg out of the way.
Mewes with a nice cross.
Redbeard tries to clinch up but Mewes circles away and keeps his distance.
Redbeard throws a right and a left that Mewes avoids nicely.
Redbeard throws a right hand that Mewes ducks under and follows up with a left that Mewes also avoids with ease.
Redbeard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mewes is looking for the big counter here.
Mewes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Redbeard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mewes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #TD2#
Mewes feints and as Redbeard raises his hands in defense, Mewes changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jason Mewes has got the better of the ground game so far.
Redbeard is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Redbeard is just content to waste time from the top position. Mewes takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. #T4#
Mewes pulls Redbeard in close to prevent any damage.
Redbeard wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Mewes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Redbeard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB#
Redbeard has gone for a leg lock! Mewes slips out almost immediately though and dives into Redbeard's guard.#REVB#
Mewes controls from within his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Raymun Redbeard will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Redbeard throws a chopping leg kick but Mewes manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Redbeard misses with a straight right.
Nice cross by Mewes.
Mewes throws a head kick that Redbeard semi-blocks.
Redbeard throws a leg kick but Mewes sees it coming and moves out of range.
Redbeard jabs at Mewes's body.
Redbeard scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Redbeard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mewes sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL#
Redbeard instigates a clinch. #BC#
Redbeard breaks the clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Redbeard. That's going to slow Mewes down.
Mewes takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Mewes moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mewes throws a chopping leg kick but Redbeard manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Redbeard jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Redbeard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mewes is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T1#
Redbeard misses with a series of wild punches.
Mewes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Redbeard walks into a jab.
Mewes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Redbeard circles away quickly and effectively.
Mewes might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Redbeard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Redbeard misses with a few strikes there.
Mewes with the counter takedown but Redbeard avoids it easily.
Redbeard throws a head kick that half lands.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Redbeard lands an overhand right.
Redbeard misses with a double jab.
Redbeard throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Mewes counter with a right hand.
Redbeard throws a right and a left that Mewes avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mewes ducks under a wild hook from Redbeard.
Mewes cracks a nice hook into Redbeard's ribs.
Mewes stalks Redbeard and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Redbeard's face. Redbeard staggers backwards, shaken.
Mewes scores with a head kick. Redbeard tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#T2#
Redbeard misses with a wild combination.
Mewes throws a counter combo.
Mewes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Redbeard. #TD2#
Mewes shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Redbeard manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Mewes is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mewes won't allow Redbeard to sweep him here.
Redbeard keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Redbeard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Mewes's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T3#
Mewes trying to control but Redbeard is working from the bottom.
Mewes showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice sprawl there from Redbeard as Mewes shoots in.#TD2#
Mewes shoots in and gets a takedown into Redbeard's guard.#SUB#
Redbeard had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mewes defends it easily.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Redbeard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Redbeard has his foot on Mewes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mewes works his way back into a safe position though.
Mewes passes Redbeard's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T4##SUB2#
Mewes is working for a kimura but Redbeard is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Mewes is trying to work for a kimura but Redbeard is defending well.
Mewes prevents Redbeard from improving his position.
Mewes seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Redbeard does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Redbeard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Redbeard is trying to stand.
Mewes is trying to control. Redbeard wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Raymun Redbeard.
I think Redbeard has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Raymun Redbeard!
In his post fight interview, Raymun Redbeard started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Jason Mewes stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

Event: Madness MMA Clown Chaos 4
Date: Feb 01, 2017

#R1#
Mewes works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
We've been hearing reports that Mewes has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Mewes slips under a jab.
Mewes shoots in looking for a takedown but Machine manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mewes's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mewes takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mewes throws a nice looking combination but Machine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Machine throws a head kick that misses.
Mewes looks to land a combination but Machine avoids it well.
Mewes lands a lovely overhand right.
Mewes slips a jab and a cross from Machine.
Machine avoids the head kick by Mewes.
Mewes misses with a takedown attempt - Machine sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mewes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A punch combination from Mewes misses.
Mewes sets himself, and Machine steps forward looking for the clinch! Mewes avoids it this time.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Machine.
Mewes throws a head kick that misses.
Machine thuds his right hand into Mewes's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#T1#
Mewes looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Machine defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Mewes.
Machine throws a counter combo.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jason Mewes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Machine throws a series of punches but Mewes avoids them all with ease.
Machine lands a jab to the nose.
Mewes throws a right and a left that both miss.#TD#
Mewes throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Machine was covering up waiting for the punch and Mewes finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Machine not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Machine keeps moving.
Machine working a defensive guard here.
Machine looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mewes is one step ahead there. #T2#
Mewes controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Machine seems keen to control Mewes's posture.
Machine bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mewes's guard. #REVB#
Mewes looking to hit a scissor sweep but Machine is one step ahead there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mewes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T3#
Machine trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Machine missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Machine trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mewes looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Machine stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mewes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Machine is looking to work some ground and pound but Mewes has wrist control.
Mewes is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Machine slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mewes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little jabbing left from Machine on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Machine throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mewes counters with a three punch combo that has Machine backing up. Machine nods at Mewes to acknowledge the strikes.
Rock Machine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mewes closes the distance and clinches up with Machine, looking for a takedown. Mewes pushes Machine against the cage but Machine circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Machine misses with a takedown attempt - Mewes sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A swing and a miss from Mewes.
Machine scores with a sloppy right hand. Mewes should have avoided that one. #CL#
Mewes closes the distance and clinches. #BC2#
Machine breaks the clinch.
Nice jab there from Machine.
Machine connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mewes.
Machine throws a lazy right hand but Mewes sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#TD2#
Machine shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Mewes napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Machine is putting a hurting on Mewes here, landing some big shots from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Rock Machine will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##TD2#
Machine shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Mewes is trying to defend but Machine finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Machine not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mewes is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Machine's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Machine's back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mewes doesn't have the hooks in and Machine manages to turn into his guard.
Machine is fighting to break Mewes's control of his arms but Mewes is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Machine trying to control the position from guard on top but Mewes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Machine trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mewes looking to hit a scissor sweep but Machine is one step ahead there.
Mewes is trying to control the position but Machine postures up. #T1#
Machine wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Mewes wants to stand but Machine is controlling the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Machine accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Machine passes into half guard.
Machine throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Machine not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mewes keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Mewes is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mewes trying to control here.
Mewes is looking for a sweep. Machine is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Machine controlling the pace.
Mewes is refusing to be controlled, as Machine sits in half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Machine sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mewes defending well though.
Machine throwing shots but Mewes is blocking nicely.
Mewes is looking to improve his position.
Machine lands strikes from half guard.#SU2#
Machine stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Mewes to get to his feet.
Machine closes the distance but Mewes moves to the side #TD#
and Mewes counters with a shoot takedown. Machine fights it but they end up in guard. #T3#
Mewes not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Machine keeps moving.
Machine seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Machine is on top in guard. #REVB#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Machine accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Machine looking to pass the guard. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mewes has a closed guard, preventing Machine from standing up.
Mewes wants to sweep here but Machine controlling him for the moment.
Machine stops Mewes from standing up.
Machine wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Machine won't allow Mewes to sweep him here.
Machine throws an elbow that misses. Mewes uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Machine's guard. Nice move by Mewes!#REVR#
Machine looking for a sweep. Not yet Machine, not yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mewes looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Rock Machine will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Machine displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Mewes misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Machine connects with a jab.
Machine goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Machine tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mewes tries to counter with a takedown but Machine is quick to defend against it.
Machine ducks under a wild hook from Mewes.
Machine feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mewes's calf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machine stuffs the takedown.
Machine throws a counter combo.#CL2#
Machine closes the distance and pushes Mewes back into the cage.#BC#
Mewes breaks from the clinch.
Machine plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Machine.#T1#
Mewes tries to land a front kick but Machine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A nice side step and Machine releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Machine slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Machine misses the jab.
It looked like Mewes was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Machine misses with a straight left.
Machine connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Mewes.
Machine scores with a kick to the midsection.
Mewes lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Machine backs up against the cage.
Machine scores with a hook to the body. Mewes takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mewes tries to land a front kick but Machine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Machine throws a head kick that misses.
Mewes feinted with a counter takedown.
Rock Machine seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mewes looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Machine moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mewes walks into a left hand. #T2#
Machine throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Mewes's waist but Mewes gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Machine off to one side.
Mewes throws a sloppy head kick and Machine moves out of range easily.
Mewes takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mewes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mewes avoids the head kick by Machine.
Machine shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mewes but Mewes pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mewes gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Machine counters with a nice uppercut.
Mewes blocks a head kick by Machine.
Machine misses with a straight left.
Machine uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mewes.
Mewes fakes the leg kick and cracks Machine in the body.
Machine looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#T3#
Mewes misses with the body kick
and Machine counters with a low kick, right behind Mewes 's knee.
Machine tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Mewes counter with a right hand.
Machine throws a body punch but Mewes moves out of range.
Mewes throws a head kick but Machine moves out of range.
Machine shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jason Mewes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rock Machine.
Machine throws a lazy right hand but Mewes sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mewes misses with a head kick.
Machine throws a counter combo.
Machine defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Mewes.#CL#
Machine tries to keep at a distance but Mewes has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC2#
Machine breaks from the clinch.
Rock Machine is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
Mewes takes one to the side of the head.
Mewes shoots in but Machine avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Mewes drops his hands momentarily and Machine takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mewes looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Machine is fending him off so far but Mewes persists. Nope, Machine circles away and we're back to standing.
Mewes has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Machine finds it's way round the side to connect with Mewes's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mewes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Machine circles away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Machine tries to clinch but Mewes moves out of range.
Mewes takes one to the side of the head.
Machine takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Machine misses with a takedown #TD#
so Mewes counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Jason Mewes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Machine can't keep his opponent in guard - Mewes advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rock Machine comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Machine winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 27:30
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rock Machine!
Rock Machine decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Jason Mewes had this to say: 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 21, 2016

#R1#
Jones fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Mewes throws a counter combo.
A nice combination there by Mewes.
Mewes keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Mewes misses with a body punch
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jones.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Craig Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones connects with a high kick.
Mewes lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mewes.
Jones has a takedown stuffed.
Jones fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mewes avoids it really well and circles away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mewes swinging wildly here. #T1#
Mewes throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mewes pinned against the cage. Mewes gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
As Jones backs off Mewes throws a huge counter combo but Jones manages to avoid it all.
Jones shoots in looking for a takedown but Mewes manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jones's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jones misses with the combination.
A big right from Jones misses. #TD#
Mewes gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Jones wants to pass the guard but Mewes is keeping the position.
Jones looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones throwing strikes from guard but Mewes blocks nicely.
Jones has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T2##SUB2#
Mewes has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jones can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Jones trying to stand up but can't free himself from Mewes's guard.
Jones wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Mewes pulls Jones in close to prevent any damage. #T3#
Mewes wants to stand and escape but Jones is having none of it.
Jones wants to pass the guard but Mewes is keeping the position.
Jones might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jones scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jones accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jones tries to free his leg and advance position but Mewes is retaining full guard. #ES2#
Mewes manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Mewes gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Jones.
Jones is looking for a takedown.#TD2#
Mewes has clasped his hands together around Jones's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done. #T4#
Mewes lands some shots froms side control.
Mewes cracks Jones with a big elbow.
Jones connects with an elbow from the bottom.
Mewes wants to take a breather but Jones manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Mewes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mewes looking to pass the guard.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mewes loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jason Mewes dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mewes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mewes with the counter takedown but Jones avoids it easily.
Jones is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mewes sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Mewes appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jason Mewes seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice takedown defense from Mewes. No joy for Jones on that attempt.
A combination from Mewes does no damage.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mewes!
Jones has his takedown stuffed#CL2#
and Mewes holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Craig Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones fails to pull the fight into his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes scores with a shot to the side of Jones's head. #BC2#
Mewes's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Jones changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mewes tries to avoid it but Jones manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mewes to the ground. Mewes escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mewes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Craig Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Jones fails with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jones takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jones is defended easily by Mewes.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mewes as he jumps to the side.
Mewes thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jones if he has to take too many more of those. #TD2#
Mewes feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#T2#
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mewes landing some decent shots from guard.
Mewes keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jones's head.
Jason Mewes has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mewes is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mewes distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mewes won't allow Jones to sweep him here.
Mewes trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mewes postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it. #SUB#
Jones isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Mewes stacks Jones on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Mewes!
Mewes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T3##SUB2#
Mewes is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jones knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Mewes wants to control but Jones is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Mewes is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jones knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Mewes remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mewes trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones dodges the ground and pound from Mewes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mewes trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones tries to bench press Mewes off him but Mewes keeps the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jason Mewes showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mewes throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jones avoids the head kick by Mewes.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mewes as he jumps to the side.
A countering left hand to the body from Mewes misses.
Jones looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Craig Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jones.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but Mewes shows good takedown defense.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#TD2#
Mewes closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Jones quickly recovers to half guard.
Mewes is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T1#
Jones avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mewes.
Mewes thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Jones flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage. #SUB#
Jones is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mewes pulls his head out easily.
Mewes seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Mewes missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mewes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jones keeps working.
Mewes takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Mewes performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Mewes not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Jones keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Mewes throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Mewes wants to free his trapped foot but Jones is holding on for dear life with his legs. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Mewes blocks a head kick by Jones.
Mewes moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mewes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jones has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jones and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.#CL#
Jones clinches up with Mewes and pushes him back against the cage.
Mewes stalling in the clinch. #T3##TD#
Jones jumps guard.
Mewes is stalling in the full guard.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Mewes controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Jones is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Mewes stands up over Jones, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Mewes throws a big elbow that misses.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mewes accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Jones is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mewes sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jones takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Craig Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jason Mewes is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jones has his takedown stuffed
and Mewes counters with a big head kick but Jones shrugs it off.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jason Mewes comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mewes has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 26:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 26:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jason Mewes!
Jason Mewes seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: Death Squad 361:Bogdan v Aku
Date: Dec 03, 2016

#R1##CL#
Datsik has taken the fight to the clinch.
Datsik gets through Mewes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Datsik lands a nice uppercut.
Datsik keeps control of Mewes as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Mewes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Datsik avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Mewes blocking some punches.
Mewes is trying to pull guard but Datsik has him pressed against the cage.
Mewes looking for a takedown.
David Datsik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Mewes is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Datsik is defending well.
A nice left hand lands by Datsik.
Datsik dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Mewes tries to pull guard but Datsik forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Datsik escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mewes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Datsik circles away.
Datsik lands a slapping body shot.
Mewes looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Datsik throws a body punch but Mewes moves out of range. #T1#
Datsik connects with a body shot that sends Mewes's belly button to the back.
Mewes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Datsik.
Datsik throws a head kick that Mewes semi-blocks.
Datsik throws a head kick but Mewes moves out of range.
Mewes throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Datsik on the side of the head.
Datsik lands with a kick to the temple. Mewes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mewes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Datsik stuns Mewes with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Datsik connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mewes's hands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mewes looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mewes has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#TD2#
Mewes decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Mewes trying to control the action but Datsik is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Mewes is trying to work for a kimura but Datsik is defending well. #T2#
Datsik tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Datsik missing with punches from the bottom.
Mewes content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Datsik is trying to control but can't.
Mewes seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Datsik does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Datsik flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage. #SUB#
Datsik looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mewes content to control rather than advance.
Datsik is trying to control but can't.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#T3#
Mewes performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mewes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Mewes misses with a takedown attempt
and Datsik counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mewes thinking.
Mewes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Datsik circles away.
A quick step to the side and Datsik tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown but Datsik shows good takedown defense.
A nice inside leg kick there by Datsik. That's going to slow Mewes down.
Datsik dips to his left and cracks Mewes with an uppercut!
Sloppy strikes from Mewes. Those never looked like landing.
Mewes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Datsik is looking to counter punch.
Datsik thows a left - swing and a miss!
Datsik throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Mewes drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Datsik defends it well.
A shot to the liver by Datsik. Beautiful body shot.
Datsik thumps Mewes with a low kick.#T4#
Mewes looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
David Datsik is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Datsik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mewes.
Mewes fails to land the takedown.
Datsik is looking to wear down Mewes with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Datsik looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mewes fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Datsik avoids it really well and circles away.
Datsik throws a shot from downtown. Mewes moves away and avoids it.
Mewes avoids a kick to the body.
Mewes has his takedown stuffed#CL#
and Datsik counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Datsik stalls.
Datsik working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Datsik dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Datsik takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mewes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Datsik counters with a nice body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Datsik as Mewes shoots in.
Datsik lands a slapping body shot.
Mewes darts in looking for a takedown but Datsik gets double underhooks and turns Mewes into the cage.
David Datsik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Datsik lands an overhand right.
Mewes dodges the punch combination from Datsik.
Datsik misses with a wild body shot. #CL#
Datsik clinches.
Datsik is defending well against a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Mewes gets control of Datsik's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mewes will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mewes is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Datsik trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T1#
Mewes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Datsik is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #ES2#
Mewes has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Datsik is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Datsik manages to get underhooks. #BC2#
Mewes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Datsik lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jason Mewes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Datsik throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mewes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Datsik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mewes manages to avoid it.
Mewes shoots for a double leg takedown but Datsik sprawls well. He's pushed Mewes's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #TD2#
Mewes changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Datsik looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Datsik can't do much from the bottom here.
Datsik tries to bench press Mewes off him but Mewes keeps the position. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mewes working away.
Datsik is looking for a sweep.
Mewes throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Mewes is looking to take a break and control but Datsik is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mewes in side control, just content to control the action for now.
You can see the frustration on Datsik's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3#
Datsik seems a little lost for a moment, as Mewes dominates the positioning.
Datsik is trying to get back to half guard.
Datsik is trying to control Mewes's posture but Mewes avoids it.
Mewes just content to control the position.
Datsik is trying to improve his position.
Mewes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Datsik keeps working.
Datsik is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Datsik trying to control here.
Mewes controlling the action here.
Mewes is trying to control. Datsik wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Datsik throws a head kick that misses.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Datsik tries to close the distance and clinch but Mewes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mewes looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Datsik throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Datsik misses with a body shot.
Mewes throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Datsik's waist but Datsik gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mewes off to one side.
Datsik scores with a decent looking hook.
Mewes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Datsik throws a wild body kick that Mewes sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Datsik dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Mewes takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Datsik enables Mewes to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Datsik manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Datsik trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Mewes wants to control from the top but Datsik keeps moving.
Datsik looking to control. #SUB#
Datsik had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mewes defends it easily.
Mewes is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Datsik working a defensive guard here.
Jason Mewes has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Datsik keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T1#
Mewes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
It looked like Datsik was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mewes.
Mewes shoots in looking for a takedown. Datsik tries to sprawl out of it but Mewes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Datsik manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Datsik scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Datsik tries a head kick but it misses.
Mewes on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Datsik. Mewes does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick from Datsik lands but Mewes takes it in his stride.
Mewes throws an off balance right hand
and Datsik counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mewes blocks a jab.#T2#
Mewes with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Datsik to score with a decent uppercut.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Datsik sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
David Datsik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Mewes throws a hook but Datsik avoids it easily.
Mewes fails to land the takedown.
Mewes takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#TD2#
Mewes scores with a takedown into Datsik's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Datsik is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Datsik has his foot on Mewes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mewes works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Datsik has his foot on Mewes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mewes works his way back into a safe position though.
Datsik looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mewes is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Datsik is looking for a triangle but Mewes pushes his legs off easily. #T3#
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Datsik is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Datsik trying to strike off his back. #SUB#
Datsik is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mewes defends well.
Mewes's corner is telling him to maintain position.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
David Datsik is winning the standup battle so far.#TD2#
Mewes closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Datsik's guard.
Datsik keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Mewes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Datsik is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mewes can do to turn this around?#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mewes stopping the sweep attempt from Datsik.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Datsik holds on and takes a little breather.
Datsik tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Datsik is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mewes defends well.
Datsik is pulling down on Mewes's head to control his posture.
Mewes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Datsik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Datsik lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mewes has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mewes and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jason Mewes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#TD2#
Mewes feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

And that's the end of the fight!
David Datsik showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Datsik, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Datsik!
After winning the bout, David Datsik thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Jason Mewes was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

Event: Death Squad 355:Davis v Jack
Date: Nov 12, 2016

#R1##TD2#
Mewes looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Kawajiri pushes Mewes off looking to stand but Mewes dives back in and keeps control.
Mewes with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #SUB2#
Mewes is looking for a kimura here.
Mewes stalling. #ES#
Kawajiri kicks off Mewes and gets to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes fails with the takedown.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kawajiri looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
No joy there for Mewes, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T1#
Mewes shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kawajiri as he avoids it easily.
Kawajiri was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tatsuya Kawajiri has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Kawajiri scores with a nice head shot.#TD2#
Mewes darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Kawajiri pushes Mewes off looking to stand but Mewes dives back in and keeps control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Mewes is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Kawajiri is trying to stand. #ES#
Kawajiri manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Mewes keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Kawajiri manages to get underhooks.
Mewes is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kawajiri gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Kawajiri stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T2#
Kawajiri digs a right hand into Mewes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mewes's gas tank.
A short body shot lands from Kawajiri as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kawajiri lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
Mewes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kawajiri working aggressively here. #TD2#
Mewes manages to pull guard. #SU#
Kawajiri gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Mewes fails with a takedown attempt.
Kawajiri appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Mewes swinging wildly here.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Kawajiri circles away easily
and Kawajiri counters with a three punch combo that has Mewes backing up. Mewes nods at Kawajiri to acknowledge the strikes.
Tatsuya Kawajiri is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mewes fails to land the takedown.#T3#
Mewes takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mewes tries to clinch there but Kawajiri circles away.
Some wild striking there from Mewes.
A big left from Mewes misses.
Mewes ducks under a wild hook from Kawajiri.
Mewes shoots for a double leg takedown but Kawajiri sprawls well. He's pushed Mewes's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mewes misses with a double jab
and Kawajiri counters with a nice leg kick.
Kawajiri throws a body shot but no joy.
Mewes tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Kawajiri plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#ROC#
Mewes is rocked!
Mewes shoots in looking for a takedown. Kawajiri tries to sprawl out of it but Mewes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kawajiri manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. #T4#
Mewes moves out of range as Kawajiri throws a body kick.
Mewes connects with a nice looking jab.
Kawajiri lands with an uppercut that bounces Mewes off the cage and back into range.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kawajiri as he jumps to the side.
Mewes misses with a takedown attempt
and Kawajiri counters with a lovely shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown but Kawajiri shows good takedown defense.
Kawajiri chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kawajiri uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mewes is still on wobbly legs! Can Kawajiri finish him?
Kawajiri connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mewes's hands.
Kawajiri cracks Mewes on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Mewes falls backwards against the cage. Kawajiri follows up with more strikes that drop Mewes to his knees. Kawajiri keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Mewes! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tatsuya Kawajiri!
After winning the bout, Tatsuya Kawajiri thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Jason Mewes was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 29, 2016

#R1#
Mewes blocks a head kick by Jones.
Mewes takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jones throws a head kick but Mewes moves out of range.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Mewes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones throws a body kick, spinning off balance
letting Mewes counter with a right hand.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones throws a head kick but Mewes moves out of range.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL#
Jones moves into the clinch.
Mewes is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jones gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Mewes drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jones pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Mewes takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones throws a body kick that misses. #T1#
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Jones is looking to clinch but Mewes is avoiding it.
Crunch! Mewes slams his shin into Jones's torso.
Mewes swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Mewes moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Craig Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mewes.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Jones misses with a shot to the body
and Mewes connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Mewes circles away.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Mewes avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mewes at a distance. #CL2#
Mewes moves into the clinch.#T2#
Jones effectively controlling the action here.
Jones is pressed up against the cage. Mewes has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jones down to the mat. Jones avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Craig Jones has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Mewes fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jones avoids it really well and circles away.
Mewes closes the distance and clinches up with Jones, looking for a takedown. Mewes pushes Jones against the cage but Jones circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#TD2#
Mewes shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jones manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Mewes preventing the sweep. #T3#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jones holds on and takes a little breather.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Jones looking to control.
Mewes scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mewes is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Mewes would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Mewes trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Mewes slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jones lands a head kick! #T4##TD2#
Mewes feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Mewes trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Mewes looking to sit in guard and control but Jones gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Jones preventing the sweep.
Jones works over Mewes with some ground and pound from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jones might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jones won't allow Mewes to sweep him here.
Jones sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Mewes's guard.
Jones working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #SUB#
Jones wants to work for an arm triangle but Mewes is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mewes is staying active underneath Jones, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mewes is trying to maintain the position but Jones is very close to passing his half guard.
Jones thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mewes's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Craig Jones dominated that round.
That's time! Jones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Mewes tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones throws a lazy head kick #KD2#
and Mewes counters with a leg kick then a big left hand that sends Jones down! Mewes is looking to finish but Jones is intelligently defending himself.
Mewes seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Mewes showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Mewes looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mewes trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom. #T1#
Mewes slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Mewes trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Mewes blocks a head kick by Jones.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jones as he jumps to the side.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Mewes throws a counter combo.
Jones is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jones wants to clinch up but Mewes keeps it at a distance.
Jason Mewes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Jones lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mewes will feel that in the morning.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T2#
Mewes fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones is looking to counter the offense by Mewes and move into the clinch.
Craig Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones tries to bum rush Mewes with a series of wild strikes but Mewes uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mewes lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mewes.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Mewes is trying to counter with his kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for Jones. That snapped Mewes's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones tries to clinch but Mewes is having none of it.
Jones takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jones leaves Mewes with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jones thinks about countering with a head kick.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mewes rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mewes throws a counter combo.
Jones lands with a kick to the temple. Mewes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jones throws a body punch but Mewes moves out of range. #T3#
Jones with a nice cross.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Mewes avoids the body shot from Jones.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mewes throws a hook but Jones blocks it.
Mewes wants to clinch.#TD#
Jones drives through with a takedown into Mewes's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Jones working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Mewes's head.
Jones trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mewes wants to get back to his feet but Jones is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T4#
Jones chips away with some ground and pound.
Jones is working Mewes over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Craig Jones overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mewes utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mewes controls Jones momentarily but Jones frees himself.
Jones lands a couple of digs.
Mewes keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
Jones has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Jones throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Mewes works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mewes keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Mewes pulls Jones in close to his closed guard and prevents Jones from doing any damage or advancing position.
Jones cracks Mewes with a solid left hand.
Jones working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Mewes's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Craig Jones dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Jones moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mewes can do to turn this around?
Jones throws a head kick that misses. #TD#
Jones decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Mewes manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Jones keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. #TD2#
Mewes pulls guard.
Mewes avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jones pushes down on Mewes's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jones lands a nice short elbow.
Jones throwing shots but Mewes is blocking nicely.
Jones looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Jones lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Mewes wants to get back to full guard.
Mewes blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jones. #T1#
Mewes tries to get to full guard but Jones has control of the leg.
Mewes pushes Jones off looking to stand but Jones dives back in and keeps control.
Jones lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Mewes pushes Jones off looking to stand but Jones dives back in and keeps control.
Jones looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Mewes with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #SUB#
Jones is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jones sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mewes defending well though.
Jones throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Mewes to regain full guard.
Mewes controls Jones momentarily but Jones frees himself.
Mewes looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mewes is adopting a defensive guard.#T2#
Jones pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mewes is keeping the position for now.
Jones with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mewes not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Jones throws a big elbow that misses.
Mewes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Mewes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mewes is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Mewes is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#CL2#
Mewes closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T3#
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Mewes controls the action.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Mewes pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jones misses with some punches.
Jones is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jones lands a right hand.
Jones tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Craig Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Jones manages to get underhooks.
Jones lands with a light punch inside.
Mewes tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jones just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jones is trying to pull guard but Mewes turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
Jones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jones fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #TD#
Jones gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Mewes regains guard. #ES2#
Mewes kicks Jones off and gets to his feet. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mewes stuffs the takedown attempt from Jones. Jones gets slowly back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown but Jones shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jones throws a head kick but Mewes moves out of range.
Mewes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mewes scores with a nice right hand.
Jones fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#TD2#
Mewes shoots in and bounces Jones off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Mewes stays in close to Jones's body and controls the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Craig Jones.
Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Craig Jones!
A relieved looking Craig Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Jason Mewes spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 25, 2016

#R1#
Mewes throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chuck throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mewes throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Chuck lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mewes circles away quickly and effectively.
Mewes has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mewes there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nice body kick there by Chuck.
Chuck has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Chuck fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mewes.
Chuck lands a front kick.
Mewes looks for the body kick but Chuck saw that one coming.
Chuck swings widly with a right hand
letting Mewes counter with a right hand.
Chuck misses with an uppercut
and Mewes counters with a one-two to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chuck is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mewes.
Chuck tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mewes is able to avoid easily.
Chuck takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mewes misses with a double jab
and Chuck counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chuck scores with a decent looking hook.#T1#
Mewes feints a jab promting Chuck to slip. Mewes then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Chuck slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#ROC2#
Chuck is rocked!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Mewes throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Chuck is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jason Mewes!
A relieved looking Jason Mewes thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 22, 2016

#R1#
Mewes lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Krupok chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mewes can pounce on him.
Mewes delivers a nice body kick.
Krupok misses with a double jab #TD#
and Mewes counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Krupok!
Mewes is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Krupok will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#SU#
Mewes decides to take the fight back to the feet. #TD#
Mewes is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Krupok's half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mewes is taking a breather. Krupok says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Krupok can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mewes seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Krupok for as long as he can get away with.#T1#
Mewes's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB#
Mewes is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Mewes controlling the pace. #T2#
Mewes continues to stall.#SUB#
Mewes is trying for a kimura here. Krupok looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Mewes wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jason Mewes!
Jason Mewes seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: TWGC 13 (135lbs, D1): Finals - Round 1
Date: Oct 16, 2016

Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Ivan Putski and Jason Mewes. Putski kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Aids . Ivan Putski is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

175 cm
27 yrs
145 lbs

181 cm
31 yrs
150 lbs

Putski

Mewes

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 3 losses; Ivan Putski! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Jason Mewes!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Mewes feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Putski (0) vs (2) Mewes
Mewes wants to pass the guard but Putski is keeping the position.
Putski is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mewes is fighting to break Putski's control of his arms but Putski is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Mewes controls from within his opponent's guard.
Mewes tries to free his leg and advance position but Putski is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Putski is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Putski wants to sweep here but Mewes controlling him for the moment.
Mewes pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Putski is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Putski keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Mewes preventing the sweep.
Mewes trying to control but Putski is working from the bottom.
Putski is controlling Mewes's posture.
Mewes tries to free his leg and advance position but Putski is retaining full guard.
Mewes content to stall in guard here.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Putski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mewes slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Putski has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Mewes trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Putski looking for a sweep. Not yet Putski, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Putski keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Mewes stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Putski swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Putski is controlling Mewes's posture.
Mewes stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Putski swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putski trying to keep a closed guard but Mewes is proving a slippery customer.
Putski keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Putski is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Putski (2) vs (2) Mewes
Putski is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Putski trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mewes can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Putski controls the pace.
Putski preventing the sweep.
Putski wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Putski's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Putski is pushing down on Mewes's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mewes is fighting to maintain full guard but Putski has managed to sneak the leg through.
Putski controlling the pace.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Mewes manages to get to full guard.
Putski slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Putski (5) vs (2) Mewes
Putski working away.
You can see the frustration on Mewes's face as Putski controls the position.
Putski tries to move to mount but Mewes blocks the move with his legs.
Putski just content to control the position.
Mewes stops Putski from passing to mount.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Putski trying to control the action but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mewes is looking to reverse the position.
Mewes seems a little lost for a moment, as Putski dominates the positioning.

Putski tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Putski has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Mewes can't do much from the bottom here.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Mewes tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mewes is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Putski off and has taken his back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Putski (5) vs (6) Mewes
Putski tries to break free.
Mewes tries to get the hooks in deep but Putski pushed the leg off.

Mewes is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Putski knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Putski for a finish.
Mewes wants to control but Putski is keeping busy.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Putski trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Mewes is looking to control Putski but Putski is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Mewes is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Mewes struggling to keep hold of the position.
Mewes is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Putski turns into Mewes and is now in his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Putski (7) vs (6) Mewes

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Putski engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Putski wants to pass the guard but Mewes is keeping the position.
Putski won't allow Mewes to sweep him here.
Putski slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Mewes tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mewes trying to control the position.
Putski not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Putski wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Putski wants to pass the guard but Mewes is keeping the position.
Mewes controlling Putski's posture.
Putski slips nicely into half guard.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Putski prevents Mewes from improving his position.
Mewes trying to control but Putski postures up.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Putski is keen to just control but Mewes is a slippery customer.
Mewes is looking for a sweep. Putski is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Mewes is looking to control Putski's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mewes avoid being mounted?
Mewes keeps control of the position for the meantime.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Mewes trying to control from the bottom.

Putski is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Mewes has managed to free his arm - good work.
Putski controlling the pace.
Putski looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Mewes is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Mewes is still trying to improve position.
Putski is keen to just control but Mewes is a slippery customer.
Putski looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Mewes is looking for a sweep. Putski is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Mewes preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Putski controlling the action here.
Mewes tries to roll over but Putski keeps him under control.
Mewes trying to control but Putski postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mewes wants to get back to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Putski takes the fight on points by 7 to 6.
After winning the bout, Ivan Putski thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Jason Mewes spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

Event: TWGC 13 (135lbs, D1): Los Angeles Qualifier - Round 2
Date: Oct 08, 2016

Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Jason Mewes and Alex Coxall. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

181 cm
31 yrs
146 lbs

167 cm
35 yrs
135 lbs

Mewes

Coxall

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Jason Mewes! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Alex Coxall!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.

Mewes dives in and scores a takedown into Coxall's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Mewes (2) vs (0) Coxall
Mewes forces his way into half guard.
Mewes sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Mewes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mewes trying to control the action but Coxall is working from the bottom.
Mewes trying to mount his opponent but Coxall defends it.
Coxall trying to control from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Mewes in particular looking to stall.
Coxall trying to control here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coxall tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Mewes has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (5) vs (0) Coxall
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Coxall is trying desperately to improve position.
Mewes tries to control but Coxall wriggling away.
Coxall is trying to escape the mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mewes trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Mewes wants to control but Coxall has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
Coxall wants to control but Mewes is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Coxall tries to get to full guard but Mewes has control of the leg.
Mewes keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Mewes working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Coxall's thigh. Coxall counters though and makes it back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Coxall looking for a sweep. Not yet Coxall, not yet.
Mewes tries to free his leg and advance position but Coxall is retaining full guard.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Coxall is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Coxall is controlling Mewes's posture.

Coxall looking for a guillotine here but Mewes defends easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coxall controlling Mewes's posture.

Coxall escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mewes gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Mewes trying to control but Coxall is working from the bottom.

Coxall looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Mewes has picked Coxall up and slammed him! Coxall can't keep hold of the triangle and Mewes manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (8) vs (0) Coxall

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Mewes trying to control the action but Coxall is working from the bottom.
Coxall is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Coxall manages to get to full guard.
Coxall has Mewes pulled in close to control his posture.
Mewes preventing the sweep.
Mewes works a leg free and moves into half guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Mewes is looking to advance position but Coxall won't allow it.
Coxall is looking to improve his position.
Mewes is thwarting Coxall's attempts to control the position.
Mewes is looking to advance position but Coxall won't allow it.
Mewes is controlling the pace.
Mewes trying to control the action but Coxall is working from the bottom.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Mewes controlling the pace.
Mewes is trying to control the action in half guard but Coxall is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mewes passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Coxall!
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (11) vs (0) Coxall
Coxall regains half guard.
Coxall tries to roll over but Mewes keeps him under control.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mewes performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Mewes wants to advance to full mount but Coxall doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Coxall keeping full guard, as Mewes tries to pass.
Mewes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Coxall is trying to keep Mewes in close.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Coxall keeps moving.
Mewes looking to sit in guard and control but Coxall gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (11) vs (2) Coxall
Coxall stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mewes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Coxall seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Coxall trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Coxall's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Coxall stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mewes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mewes looking for a sweep. Not yet Mewes, not yet.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Mewes lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (13) vs (2) Coxall
Mewes showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Mewes passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (16) vs (2) Coxall
Mewes gets to mount! Coxall was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Mewes (18) vs (2) Coxall
Mewes takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Coxall is trying to escape the mount.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Mewes trying to control but Coxall is having none of it.
Coxall can't escape the position.
Mewes sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Mewes tries to control but Coxall wriggling away.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Mewes wants to control but instead Coxall manages to regain half guard.

Coxall is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Mewes pulls his head out easily.
Coxall preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Coxall is looking to improve his position.
Mewes has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (21) vs (2) Coxall
Coxall is wriggling around trying to escape.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mewes looking to control and managing it successfully.
Coxall bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (21) vs (4) Coxall

And that's the end of the fight!
Mewes takes the fight on points by 21 to 4.
A very excited looking Jason Mewes made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: TWGC 13 (135lbs, D1): Los Angeles Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Oct 07, 2016

Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Dado Mata and Jason Mewes. Mata comes to the cage accompanied by 和楽器バンド / 千本桜. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

172 cm
28 yrs
145 lbs

181 cm
31 yrs
146 lbs

Mata

Mewes

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 7 losses; Dado Mata! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Jason Mewes!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.

Mewes scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Mata (0) vs (2) Mewes
Mewes is thwarting Mata's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mewes trying to mount his opponent but Mata defends it.
Mata tries to roll over but Mewes keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes uses his free foot to push down on Mata's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Mata.
Score +3 for passing guard: Mata (0) vs (5) Mewes
Mata is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes controlling from the full mount.
Mata keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Mata slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Mata manages to get to full guard.
Mewes is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mata is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (2) vs (5) Mewes

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mewes keeping full guard, as Mata tries to pass.
Mewes is trying to keep Mata in close.
Mata controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Mewes looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mata pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mewes is keeping the position for now.

Mata drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Mata jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mata is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Mata is fighting to break Mewes's control of his arms but Mewes is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Mata slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Mewes is pulling down on Mata's head to control his posture.
Mewes is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mewes is controlling Mata's posture.
Mata works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Mewes is staying active underneath Mata, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mewes won't allow Mata to pass to mount.
Mata is working hard here to advance position.

Mata seems to be looking for submissions.

Mata is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Mewes keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Mata is looking to take a break and control but Mewes is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Mata is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mewes defends it well.
Mata slows the pace down in half guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Mewes is trying to maintain the position but Mata is very close to passing his half guard.
Mewes is looking for a sweep. Mata is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Mata trying to control from half guard but Mewes is working away.
Mewes controlling the position for now.
Mewes has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mata is working away from the top position though.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Mewes is controlling Mata's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Mata wants to free his trapped foot but Mewes is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Mata is looking for submissions but instead, Mewes has regained full guard.
Mata stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mewes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mewes is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Mata is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Mewes bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mata's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (2) vs (7) Mewes
Mewes preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mata working a defensive guard here.
Mewes being controlled here momentarily.
Mata looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Mata working a defensive guard here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mata is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (4) vs (7) Mewes
Mata wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.
Mata is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Mata tries to free his leg and advance position but Mewes is retaining full guard.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Mewes pulls Mata in close to his closed guard and prevents Mata from doing any damage or advancing position.
Mewes wants to sweep but no luck.
Mewes being controlled here, momentarily.
Mewes wants to sweep but no luck.
Mata looking to sit in guard and control but Mewes gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (4) vs (9) Mewes

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.

Mata has his foot on Mewes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mewes works his way back into a safe position though.

Mata had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mewes defends it easily.
Mata is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Mata is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Mewes is aware though and is defending well.
Mata keeping full guard, as Mewes tries to pass.
Mata manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mewes manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (6) vs (9) Mewes

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Mewes controls Mata momentarily but Mata frees himself.
Mewes keeping full guard, as Mata tries to pass.
Mata trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mata stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mewes swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mewes pulls Mata in close to his closed guard and prevents Mata from doing any damage or advancing position.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Mewes is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Mewes has his hands on Mata's head, controlling the position.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Mewes keeping moving, preventing Mata from controlling successfully.
Mata trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mata trying to control the position from guard on top but Mewes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Mewes wins on points by 9 to 6.
A very excited looking Jason Mewes made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: TWGC 12 (145lbs, D1): Tokyo Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Jul 14, 2016

Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Jason Mewes and Venum Tree Knee Dad. Tree Knee Dad comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Not Falling by Mudvayne kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! This should be a great matchup!

181 cm
30 yrs
151 lbs

170 cm
34 yrs
152 lbs

Mewes

Tree Knee Dad

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Jason Mewes! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 2 losses; Venum Tree Knee Dad!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Sosuke Kotani and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Mewes stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mewes wants it to stay on the feet.

Mewes gets a clinch.

Tree Knee Dad has clasped his hands together around Mewes's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Mewes (0) vs (4) Tree Knee Dad
Tree Knee Dad slows the pace down.

Tree Knee Dad wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Mewes, who protects the arm well.
Mewes is trying to improve his position.
Tree Knee Dad wants to control but Mewes is keeping him busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Tree Knee Dad is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Mewes is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Mewes is being controlled here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes tries to get back to half guard but can't.
You can see the frustration on Mewes's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Tree Knee Dad thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Tree Knee Dad working away.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the action but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Tree Knee Dad might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Mewes haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Tree Knee Dad goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Mewes rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Tree Knee Dad's guard! Nice work there by Mewes!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (2) vs (4) Tree Knee Dad

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mewes is one step ahead there.

Tree Knee Dad has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Mewes can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Tree Knee Dad looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Mewes avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Mewes passes into half guard.

Mewes is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tree Knee Dad defends it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tree Knee Dad tries to roll over but Mewes keeps him under control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Tree Knee Dad manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Tree Knee Dad looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mewes pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tree Knee Dad is keeping the position for now.

Tree Knee Dad is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Mewes trying to control but Tree Knee Dad is working from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Tree Knee Dad is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (2) vs (6) Tree Knee Dad
Tree Knee Dad is pushing down on Mewes's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mewes is fighting to maintain full guard but Tree Knee Dad has managed to sneak the leg through.
Tree Knee Dad is keen to just control but Mewes is a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad is looking to pass Mewes's guard but actually Mewes recovers to full guard.
Tree Knee Dad slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (2) vs (9) Tree Knee Dad
Tree Knee Dad working away.

Tree Knee Dad goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Mewes has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Tree Knee Dad but great work by Mewes.
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Mewes (6) vs (9) Tree Knee Dad

Mewes is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Tree Knee Dad is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Tree Knee Dad is trying to control Mewes's posture but Mewes avoids it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tree Knee Dad manages to get back to half guard.
Tree Knee Dad is trying to get back to full guard.
Tree Knee Dad felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Tree Knee Dad makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Tree Knee Dad.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

Mewes drops back looking for a leg! Tree Knee Dad is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Tree Knee Dad manages to kick Mewes off! Mewes jumps back into Tree Knee Dad's guard.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Tree Knee Dad keeps moving.

Tree Knee Dad escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mewes gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Tree Knee Dad wants to sweep here but Mewes controlling him for the moment.
Tree Knee Dad keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Mewes looking to sit in guard and control but Tree Knee Dad gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (6) vs (11) Tree Knee Dad
Mewes keeping full guard, as Tree Knee Dad tries to pass.
Mewes seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mewes not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mewes has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Tree Knee Dad wants to pass the guard but Mewes is keeping the position.
Tree Knee Dad wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad looking to pass the guard.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the position from guard on top but Mewes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mewes trying to control the position here.
Tree Knee Dad wants to control from the top but Mewes keeps moving.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Mewes lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (8) vs (11) Tree Knee Dad
Tree Knee Dad wants to sweep but no luck.
Mewes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Tree Knee Dad is still trying to improve position.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Tree Knee Dad is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tree Knee Dad has Mewes pulled in close to control his posture.
Mewes stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tree Knee Dad swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Tree Knee Dad is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Mewes drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Tree Knee Dad dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (8) vs (13) Tree Knee Dad

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

Tree Knee Dad drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Mewes dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (10) vs (13) Tree Knee Dad

Tree Knee Dad is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Mewes is aware though and is defending well.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Tree Knee Dad is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tree Knee Dad is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Tree Knee Dad keeps moving.
Tree Knee Dad manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mewes manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (10) vs (15) Tree Knee Dad
Mewes wants to hit a switch here but Tree Knee Dad passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Mewes there!
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (10) vs (18) Tree Knee Dad
Tree Knee Dad sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad looking to control but Mewes is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

Tree Knee Dad swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Mewes is now in Tree Knee Dad's guard. A big mistake from Tree Knee Dad there, giving up the dominant position!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (12) vs (18) Tree Knee Dad

Tree Knee Dad is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Mewes is aware though and is defending well.
Tree Knee Dad keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Tree Knee Dad looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mewes is one step ahead there.
Mewes trying to control but Tree Knee Dad is working from the bottom.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.

Mewes drops back looking for a leg! Tree Knee Dad is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Tree Knee Dad manages to kick Mewes off! Mewes jumps back into Tree Knee Dad's guard.
Mewes tries to free his leg and advance position but Tree Knee Dad is retaining full guard.
Mewes trying to control but Tree Knee Dad is working from the bottom.

Mewes is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Tree Knee Dad is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Tree Knee Dad has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mewes (12) vs (20) Tree Knee Dad
Tree Knee Dad trying to control but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mewes can't keep his opponent in guard - Tree Knee Dad advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad works his way into full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Mewes (12) vs (23) Tree Knee Dad
Mewes wants to control but Tree Knee Dad is having none of it.
Tree Knee Dad wants to take his opponent's back but Mewes doesn't allow it.
Tree Knee Dad controlling from the full mount.
Tree Knee Dad is trying to take his opponent's back.
Mewes tries to hold on but Tree Knee Dad pushes him away.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Mewes keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Mewes is controlling an arm, preventing Tree Knee Dad from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Tree Knee Dad can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mewes is looking to escape.
Mewes can't escape the position.
Tree Knee Dad fails to advance to Mewes's back.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control but Mewes is having none of it.

Tree Knee Dad jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Mewes is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Mewes and Tree Knee Dad has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the action but Mewes is working from the bottom.
Mewes wants to control but Tree Knee Dad postures up.
Tree Knee Dad trying to control the action but Mewes is working from the bottom.

Tree Knee Dad tries for a kimura but Mewes is defending well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
You can see the frustration on Mewes's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tree Knee Dad wins on points by 23 to 12.
A victorious Venum Tree Knee Dad thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Jason Mewes had this to say: 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.

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