Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: OC! KT 1
Date: Nov 03, 2018

#R1#
Jaak lands a jab to the head.
Good leg kick by Jaak there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jaak throws a jab when Starius was well out of range.
Starius swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jaak sizes up Starius with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jaak lands a slapping body shot.
Jaak lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Starius crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jaak - the referee stops the clock and Starius gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jaak. Starius manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Starius checks a leg kick nicely.
Starius throwing a counter right hand but Jaak manages to avoid it.
Jaak plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jaak throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Starius counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jaak lands with a slapping head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starius is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Starius takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing. #T1#
Good standup being displayed there by Jaak as he connects with a hook.
Starius takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Starius crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jaak - the referee stops the clock and Starius gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jaak. Starius manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jaak throws a leg kick which misses Starius's front leg but catches the back leg as Starius tries to avoid it.
Jaak throws a body punch but Starius moves out of range.
Jaak throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Starius stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jaak has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jaak shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tarvo Jaak is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jaak misses with a hook.
Jaak misses the shot to the body.
Starius swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jaak scores with a kick to the midsection.
A head kick from Jaak lands but Starius takes it in his stride.
Jaak lands a jab to the head. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jaak connects with a high kick. #CL2#
Jaak forces Starius back against the cage and clinches.#BC2#
Jaak pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jaak pushes Starius away with a front kick.
Jaak lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jaak connects with a jab.
A clash of legs there as Starius blocks the low kick.
Jaak wants to clinch.
A good leg kick by Jaak. #T3#
Jaak throws the kick towards the body but Starius avoids it.
Jaak is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Starius walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nice shot by Jaak.
Starius is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jaak throws a quick inside leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jaak.
Tarvo Jaak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jaak throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Starius stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice body kick there by Jaak.
Jaak lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Starius at a distance.
Jaak lands a leg kick that knocks Starius off balance momentarily.#T4#
Jaak scores with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jaak throws a leg kick that is checked
and Starius counters with a nice uppercut.
Jaak lands with a good body shot.
Starius chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jaak can pounce on him.
Jaak misses the body punch
letting Starius counter with a right hand.
Jaak tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Starius paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Starius on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jaak lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jaak.
A slow jab from Jaak misses its intended target.
It looked like Starius wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jaak misses with an uppercut.
Starius is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tarvo Jaak dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Starius walks into a left hand.
Jaak tests Starius's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jaak throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Starius swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Starius uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jaak.
Jaak misses with a shot to the body
and Starius counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Good leg kick by Jaak there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jaak throws a lazy right hand but Starius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It looked like Starius was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jaak.
Tarvo Jaak seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Starius takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaak jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Good standup being displayed there by Jaak as he connects with a hook.
Starius is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jaak's jab looks to have found its range, popping Starius under the eye.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jaak misses with a body shot.
Starius swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T1#
Jaak throws out a powerful jab.
Jaak connects with a crisp jab.
Jaak buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jaak. That's going to slow Starius down.
Jaak moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jaak connects with a good right hand that stumbles Starius. Starius circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Starius takes one to the chin there.
Jaak swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jaak throws a head kick that misses
and Starius counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice shot by Jaak.
Jaak lands with a right hand. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jaak misses with a wild body shot.
Starius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jaak.
Starius was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jaak looks to throw the jab but Starius is out of range.
Starius was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jaak sizes up Starius with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Starius looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jaak cracks Starius with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jaak thumps Starius with a low kick.
Jaak will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
It looked like Starius wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jaak throws a poor cross that misses
and Starius cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Starius gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jaak.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jaak - that will leave a mark!
Jaak fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Starius looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Starius will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.#T3#
Jaak misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Starius.
A counter left hand to the body from Starius misses its target.
Jaak ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jaak tries a head kick but it misses.
Starius is looking to counter punch.
Jaak lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jaak swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jaak moves in looking to clinch but Starius pushes him off.
An attempted straight right counter from Starius misses the target.
Jaak scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jaak throws a leg kick
and Starius counters with a straight right hand.
Jaak tests Starius's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jaak tries to bum rush Starius with a series of wild strikes but Starius uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A little feinted left hand from Starius on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jaak tries to close the distance and clinch but Starius swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Starius is looking to counter punch.#T4#
Jaak swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jaak throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Starius was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jaak throws a body shot but no joy.
Jaak lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jaak is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Starius is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jaak throws a head kick but Starius moves out of range.
Starius is looking to counter punch.
Jaak buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jaak misses the shot to the body.
Starius slips a jab from Jaak.
Starius was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jaak lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tarvo Jaak showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Jaak looks to score with a jab to the body but Starius is just out of range.
Jaak lands a leg kick that knocks Starius off balance momentarily.
Jaak throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An attempted straight right counter from Starius misses the target.
Jaak fails in his attempt to clinch.
A counter left hand to the body from Starius misses its target.
Jaak fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jaak dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jaak lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Starius sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaak gets off balance looking for a body kick#KD#
and Starius counters with a right, a left and a big uppercut that drops Jaak to the mat! Starius runs to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. 3,4,5,6 and Jaak is back to his feet. He seems ready to continue - the ref agrees so we're back at it!
Jaak tests Starius's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jaak lands a glancing blow to the side of Starius's head.#T1#
Jaak wants to clinch
and Starius counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jaak scores with a nice body kick.
Jaak buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jaak lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Starius at a distance.
Jaak lands a nice shot to the body.
Jaak connects with a good right hand that stumbles Starius. Starius circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jaak lands an overhand right.
Starius on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Jaak there.
Bert Starius has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Jaak throws a head kick that Starius semi-blocks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jaak jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Starius avoids the body shot from Jaak.
Starius is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jaak throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jaak.
Jaak misses with a hook. Starius ducked under it nicely.
Jaak has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jaak wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jaak thuds a left hand into Starius's body.
Jaak lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jaak ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Starius moves away.#T3#
Jaak connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jaak lands a lovely overhand right.
Jaak works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tarvo Jaak is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Starius takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jaak paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Starius takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jaak.
Starius walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Starius takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jaak fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Starius has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#T4#
Starius keeps the fight on the outside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jaak fakes the leg kick and cracks Starius in the body.
Jaak rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Starius counters with a one-two to the body.
Jaak throws a head kick but Starius moves out of range.
Starius avoids the body shot from Jaak.
Starius avoids the head kick by Jaak.
Jaak throws a shot to the body.
Jaak cracks Starius with an open hand slap.
Starius looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jaak misses with a looping right.
Jaak lands with a slapping head kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tarvo Jaak comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jaak has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:28
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:28

The fight is ruled a draw!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 09, 2018

#R1#
Starius misses with a hook
and Potamus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Starius takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Potamus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Starius checks it well.
Starius was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Starius, as that shot connected.
Starius scores with a crisp jab that stopped Potamus in his tracks.
A leg kick checked by Starius.
Potamus throws a head kick but Starius moves out of range.
Potamus throws a sloppy head kick and Starius moves out of range easily.
Starius sizes up Potamus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Starius misses with a wild body shot.
Potamus misses with a leg kick. #T1#
Potamus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Potamus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A clash of legs there as Starius blocks the low kick.
Potamus motions for Starius to come forward. Potamus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Potamus moves away from the strike by Starius.
Starius swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Potamus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Starius shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Potamus defends it nicely.
Starius walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#T2#
Potamus misses with a body shot
and Starius counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Donk. Potamus catches Starius right on the button with a cross.
Potamus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Potamus avoids the body shot from Starius.
Potamus looks to land a body kick but Starius moved away.
Potamus looks to land a left hand but Starius moved out of range nicely.
Starius misses with an uppercut
and Potamus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Potamus stuns Starius with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Starius avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Starius is looking to counter punch.
Potamus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Starius.
Potamus takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T3#
Starius lands an overhand right.
Starius on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Potamus wants to slow Starius down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice shot by Starius.
Potamus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Starius rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Potamus counters with a good, hard body kick but Starius shrugs it off.
Starius scores with a nice head shot.
Starius throws a hook but Potamus blocks it.
Starius bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Potamus's head.
Starius just misses with a punch to the body.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Potamus throws a good cross that connects.
Starius is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Potamus throws a sloppy body shot
and Starius counters with a nice uppercut.
Potamus misses the shot to the body.
Starius throws a big counter combination but Potamus scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Potamus slips a jab from Starius.
A jab from Potamus does it's job there.
Potamus has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Potamus throws a leg kick but Starius checks it.
Good shot there by Potamus.
Starius lands with an overhand left.
Potamus misses with a leg kick
and Starius counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Potamus throws a body shot but no joy.
Potamus misses with a low kick.
Starius seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Starius connects with a right hand. Potamus shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bert Starius will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Starius ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Potamus moves away.
Potamus is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Starius with a body shot.
A left lands for Starius.
Potamus motions for Starius to come forward. Potamus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Starius on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Starius misses the shot to the body.
Potamus swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
Potamus looks to land a body kick but Starius moved away.
Potamus lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Potamus misses
enabling Starius to counter with a crisp jab.
Starius throws a hook to the side of Potamus's head but Potamus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Potamus lands with a good body shot.
Starius lands a nice shot to the body. #T1#
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Potamus is trying to counter with his kicks.
A head kick by Potamus misses
and Starius counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Starius throws an off balance right hand
enabling Potamus to counter with a crisp jab.
Starius lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Potamus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Starius uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Potamus tries to work over Starius's front leg with a kick but Starius checks it.
Potamus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Starius manages to avoid it.
Potamus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Starius connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Starius tries to clinch but Potamus moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Potamus misses. #T2#
Potamus throws the kick towards the body but Starius avoids it.
Potamus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bert Starius is winning the standup battle so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Potamus throws out a powerful jab.
Potamus swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Potamus misses.
Potamus throws a leg kick
and Starius connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Potamus misses with a body shot
and Starius counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Starius.
Potamus looks to land a left hand but Starius moved out of range nicely.
No luck for Starius with that takedown attempt. #T3#
Starius lands a jab to the nose.
Potamus misses with a low kick as Starius jumps back.
Potamus thows a leg kick but Starius checks it
and Starius counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Potamus thinking.
Potamus misses with a low kick as Starius jumps back.
Starius throws a big counter combination but Potamus scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Potamus moves away from the strike by Starius.
Potamus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Potamus.
A swing and a miss from Potamus.
Starius looks to score with a jab to the body but Potamus is just out of range.
Potamus feints a counter leg kick.
Potamus looks to throw the jab but Starius is out of range. #T4#
Starius lands a nice shot that snaps Potamus's head back.
Potamus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Starius counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Potamus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hippo Potamus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Starius is defended easily by Potamus.
Potamus wants to land a leg kick but Starius is out of range.
Potamus misses with a wild body shot.
Starius throwing a counter right hand but Potamus manages to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius jabs at Potamus's body.
Starius scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Potamus throws a right hand that misses
and Starius counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3##CL#
Starius closes the distance and clinches.
Potamus stalling against the cage.
Starius struggles to land a body shot inside as Potamus controls his hands.
A short right from Starius.
Starius lands a right hand. #BC#
Starius pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Potamus throws a head kick but Starius moves out of range.
Potamus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Starius sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Starius attempts a counter takedown but Potamus avoids it well and moves away.
Starius lands with a straight right. Potamus didn't see that one coming.
Potamus throws a leg kick
and Starius counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Potamus swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Starius counters with a nice body shot.
Starius throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Starius tries for a takedown but Potamus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.#T1#
Starius slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Starius avoids the head kick by Potamus.
Nice cross by Potamus.
Potamus throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A little feinted left hand from Starius on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Starius misses with a looping left.
Starius fails in his attempt to clinch.
Potamus misses with an uppercut
and Starius counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Potamus.
Starius misses the jab.
Potamus has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#TD#
Starius fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Potamus to the ground. Starius is now in Potamus's guard.
Potamus wants to control the position but Starius says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Hippo Potamus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Potamus trying to control here.
Potamus wants to improve his position but Starius is controlling well.
Starius trying to control the pace.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Starius lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T3#
Starius trying to control the pace.
Potamus is trying to maintain the position but Starius is very close to passing his half guard.
Starius is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Potamus can do to turn this around?
Starius is controlling the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Starius is pressing down on Potamus's thigh, looking to free his foot. Potamus is holding on for now.
Starius is working hard here to advance position.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Starius moves into side control, avoiding the strikes from Potamus.
Potamus struggling a bit here.
Potamus is looking to regain half guard here but Starius keeps moving and retains side control.
Potamus keeps trying to improve his position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A lull in the action here as Starius stalls from top position.
Bert Starius is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bert Starius showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Starius has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:28
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bert Starius!
A relieved looking Bert Starius thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 20, 2018

#R1#
Starius throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Starius misses with the combination.
Hands misses with an uppercut. Starius saw that one coming.
Starius throws out a counter right but Hands avoids it with no problem.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Hands takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Hands pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Starius rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hands.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands throws a nice looking combination but Starius bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Hands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Starius.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Starius looks winded!
Starius misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hands.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Hands avoids the body shot from Starius.
Hands lands with a straight right. Starius didn't see that one coming.
Starius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands. #T2#
Starius is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Starius misses with an uppercut
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hands takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Starius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hands.
Hands sets himself, and Starius steps forward looking for the clinch! Hands avoids it this time.
Starius blocks a jab.
Hands swings widly with a right hand #CL2#
and Starius counters by moving into the clinch. #T3#
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hands.
Hands tries to work over Starius's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Starius gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Hands trying to stall but Starius improves his position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Hands takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Starius misses with a hook from the clinch.
Starius scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hand to the body from Starius.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Starius works on Hands's body with a couple of short punches.
Hands looking to stall.
Hands is trying to force a seperation but Starius has the dominant position.
Hands misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
A frustrated look appears on Hands's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Starius wants a takedown.
Still in the clinch, Starius scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hands blocking some punches.
Hands has Starius pushed against the cage.
Hands blocking some punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Hands as Starius tries to tie him up.
Hands looking to slow down the pace here.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
Starius keeps control of Hands as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hands tries to circle away but Starius has him pinned against the cage.
Hands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Starius has double underhooks.
Hands blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Starius throws a jab when Hands was well out of range.
A cross from Hands lands.
Hands is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Starius can do to turn this around?
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Starius is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hands connects with a jab.
Starius misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hands sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Starius looks to move away, Hands throws a big counter combo but Starius just gets out of the way.
Hands walks into a jab.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Hands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T1#
Starius drops his hands momentarily and Hands takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Starius misses with a body shot.
Hands appears to be looking for a big counter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hands. Starius does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hands throws a shot from downtown. Starius moves away and avoids it.
Hands looks to score with a jab to the body but Starius is just out of range.
Starius misses with an uppercut. Hands saw that one coming.
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab, jab by Starius - just one landing.
Hands walks into a straight right hand from Starius.#T2#
Hands blocks a jab.
Hands lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pillow Hands is winning the standup battle so far.
The fight stays on the outside here - Starius looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Starius displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hands throws out the jab.
Hands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Starius will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A decent looking cross lands there for Starius.
Starius slips a jab from Hands.#T3#
Starius tries to clinch there but Hands circles away.
Hands throws a big shot that misses.
Hands misses with a hook. Starius ducked under it nicely.
Starius throws an off balance right hand
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Starius in his tracks.
Hands dips to his left and cracks Starius with an uppercut!
Starius misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
A slow jab from Starius misses its intended target. #T4#
Starius scores with a body shot.
Starius takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hands connects with a body shot.
Starius keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands with a jab.
Hands thows a left - swing and a miss!
A looping hook to the body misses from Hands. Starius does a little dance to reset his feet.
Starius throws out a counter right but Hands avoids it with no problem.
Starius sizes up Hands with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Hands just misses with a punch to the body.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Starius drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hands can't do much from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Hands wants to control but Starius postures up.
Starius takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hands tries to get out of the position.
Starius in the domination position with Hands hanging on.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hands struggling a bit here.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bert Starius has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hands moves out of range as Starius strikes.
Hands cracks Starius with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Starius connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hands misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Starius was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Starius's head.
Hands jabs at Starius's body.
Starius misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hands feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Stariuss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T3#
Hands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Starius.
Starius let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands misses with a looping left.
Hands works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CL2#
Starius darts in and clinches Hands up against the cage.
Hands misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T4#
Hands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Starius is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Hands blocks an uppercut.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Starius has double underhooks.
Hands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius can't find room to land a body shot as Hands controls the action.
Starius throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Starius scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.
Hands tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Hands back against the cage.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Starius misses with some punches.
Hands wants to stall.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Starius prevents Hands from breaking the clinch.
Pillow Hands is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Starius throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
Hands is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Pillow Hands.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hands, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pillow Hands!
In his post fight interview, Pillow Hands gave a big smile as he said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 10, 2018

#R1##CL#
Starius moves into range and clinches up with Hands.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands trying to control the position but instead, Starius has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hands into the cage.
Hands misses with the head strike.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hands has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hands misses with a body punch.
Starius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Starius wants to get back to striking at distance but Hands won't allow it.
Starius has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Hands after a bit of a struggle.
Starius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Hands fails to land.
Hands dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A shot in the inside from Hands.
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hands. #T1#
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hands.
Hands is trying to maintain a safe position but Starius gets an underhook and turns Hands into the cage.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hands.
Hands stalling the fight.
Hands misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Starius being controlled against the cage.
Starius blocks an uppercut.
Hands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Hands.
Hands stalling against the cage.
Hands tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Hands back against the cage.
Hands tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hands throws a head punch that misses.
Hands lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T2#
Starius letting Hands take a breather here.
Hands struggles to land a body shot inside as Starius controls his hands.
Hands tries to work over Starius's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hands misses with a punch to the body.
Hands is stalling here.
Hands tries to break the clinch but Starius is controlling the position.
Hands is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hands taking a breather.
Hands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hands's efforts to push away.
Hands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Hands.
Hands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hands pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hands goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Starius.
Hands lands a shot to the body.
Hands doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hands goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hands tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hands trying to stall but Starius improves his position.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hands misses with some punches.
Hands is leaning against Starius and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hands stalling in the clinch but Starius improves position.
Hands misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hands gets through Starius's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T4#
Hands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
Hands blocks a body shot from Starius.
Starius swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hands tries to break free but Starius pushes him back against the cage.
Hands misses with a body punch.
Hands lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Starius.
Starius blocks an uppercut.
Hands gets through Starius's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hands lands an uppercut.
Hands fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hands tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hands is working Starius over against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands misses with a punch to the body.
Hands looking to slow down the pace here.
Hands just leaning against Starius, taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Starius.
Hands throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Starius sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hands scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hands throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hands throws a good cross that connects.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Hands misses with a body shot.
As Hands tries to get set, Starius tries to push him back and clinch up but Hands manages to avoid the attempt.
Hands is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Hands looks to throw the jab but Starius is out of range.
Hands misses with a straight left.
Starius ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hands throws a big shot that misses.
Starius ducks under a wild hook from Hands.
Starius walks into a jab.
A big right from Hands misses.
Hands lands a jab to Starius's midsection.#T2#
Hands rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Starius moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands looks to land a left hand but Starius moved out of range nicely.
Hands connects with the punch.
Pillow Hands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
Starius blocks a jab.
Starius was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Starius dodges the punch combination from Hands.
Hands swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
Starius is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T3#
Hands connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#ROC2#
Starius is rocked!
Hands throws a lazy right hand but Starius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Oh Starius is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Hands thuds a left hand into Starius's body.
Hands lands with a shot to the body.
Hands lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Hands drops Starius with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Starius! Hands dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
In his post fight interview, Pillow Hands gave a big smile as he said 'Hope my hands tasted damn good, because you won't be able to eat anything else for a while!'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 08, 2018

#R1#
Starius misses with an uppercut. #CL2#
Suckerpunch has Starius up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Starius.
Stalling in the clinch from Suckerpunch.
Starius misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Starius.
Suckerpunch with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Suckerpunch blocking some punches.
Starius keeps control of Suckerpunch as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Suckerpunch misses with some punches. #BC#
Starius breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Suckerpunch slaps away a takedown attempt from Starius, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Suckerpunch appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Starius clinches with his opponent. #T1#
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Starius as Suckerpunch tries to tie him up.
Starius drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Starius tries a body shot but Suckerpunch blocks it.
Starius misses with a hook to the ribs.
Starius scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Suckerpunch tries a body shot but Starius blocks it. #BC#
Starius escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Suckerpunch staying out of range there.
Suckerpunch takes one to the chin there.#CL2#
Suckerpunch gets a clinch.
Suckerpunch throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Suckerpunch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Starius throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Suckerpunch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T2#
Suckerpunch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Starius clinches with his opponent. #BC2#
Suckerpunch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Starius clinches up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starius lands a body punch.
Starius managing to block the knees to the body from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch looking to throw knees to the head but Starius is blocking nicely. #BC#
Starius breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Starius throws a combination that misses
and Suckerpunch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Bert Starius has been cut.
Starius swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius throws a body shot but no joy. #CL2#
Suckerpunch clinches. #BC#
Starius breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T3#
Starius shoots in for a takedown but Suckerpunch shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bert Starius. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Suckerpunch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Starius.
Starius throws an off balance right hand
and Suckerpunch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL#
Starius has taken the fight to the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Suckerpunch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Suckerpunch stalling in the clinch but Starius improves position.
Suckerpunch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Starius tries to stall but Suckerpunch uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Suckerpunch pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Starius working aggressively here.
Suckerpunch tries to work over Starius's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Suckerpunch tries to break the clinch but Starius is controlling the position.
Starius lands a hook that snaps the head of Suckerpunch backwards.
Starius lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Starius.#T4#
Starius is looking to take this one to the mat.
Suckerpunch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Suckerpunch tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starius lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch misses with some punches.
Starius lands a right hand that snaps the head of Suckerpunch backwards.
Suckerpunch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch misses with a punch to the body.
Suckerpunch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Starius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Suckerpunch leaning against his opponent.
Starius avoids a wild elbow strike from Suckerpunch.
Starius managing to block the knees to the body from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch stalling in the clinch but Starius improves position.
Starius blocks an elbow strike from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch wants to stall.
Suckerpunch tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Suckerpunch back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bert Starius will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bert Starius's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Suckerpunch has taken the fight to the clinch.
Starius is stalling here.
A body shot lands from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch works on Starius's body with a couple of short punches.
Suckerpunch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Starius misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Suckerpunch stalling in the clinch but Starius improves position.
Suckerpunch misses with a body punch.
Starius tries to work over Suckerpunch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Starius misses with the head strike. #BC2#
Suckerpunch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
Ricki Suckerpunch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suckerpunch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL2#
Suckerpunch moves into the clinch.#T1#
Still in the clinch, Starius scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Starius - that landed with a thud.
Suckerpunch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Starius misses with a short punch on the inside.
Starius misses with the head strike.
Ricki Suckerpunch seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Starius misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Suckerpunch's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Starius throws a jab when Suckerpunch was well out of range.
A big left from Starius misses. #CL2#
Suckerpunch drives through and clinches with Starius against the cage.
Starius doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Suckerpunch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Suckerpunch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Starius just misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
Suckerpunch swinging wildly here. #CL2#
Suckerpunch rushes Starius and presses him up against the cage.#BC2#
Suckerpunch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Suckerpunch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Starius.
Starius is looking for a counter combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Suckerpunch lands with a right to the head.
Starius working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Starius.
A short right from Starius on the inside. #T3#
Starius lands a hook that snaps the head of Suckerpunch backwards.
Suckerpunch lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Suckerpunch fails to land.
Suckerpunch tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Suckerpunch back against the cage.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius lands an uppercut.
Starius on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Suckerpunch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Starius is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Suckerpunch's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Suckerpunch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Starius misses with a hook to the ribs.
Starius misses with a hook to the ribs.
Suckerpunch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Starius lands a nice uppercut.
Suckerpunch looking to stall.
Suckerpunch misses with an elbow over the top.
Starius keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Suckerpunch's efforts to push away.
Starius scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Suckerpunch escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T4#
Starius misses with a jab to the body
letting Suckerpunch counter with a right hand.
Suckerpunch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Starius.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starius lands a glancing blow to the side of Suckerpunch's head.#CL2#
Suckerpunch rushes Starius and presses him up against the cage.
Starius goes for a takedown in the clinch but Suckerpunch prevents it.
Starius controlling the action here for a moment.
Suckerpunch can't find room to land a body shot as Starius controls the action.
Starius misses with the head strike.
Starius takes a shot to the head.
Suckerpunch digs a right hand into Starius's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Starius's gas tank.
Suckerpunch misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ricki Suckerpunch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Bert Starius's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Starius throws a looping overhand right but Suckerpunch ducks down to avoid it.
Suckerpunch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Suckerpunch on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Starius swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius misses with a combination
and Suckerpunch counters with a nice uppercut.
Starius glances at the clock... BAM! Suckerpunch nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Starius crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Starius is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ricki Suckerpunch!
Ricki Suckerpunch decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 25, 2018

#R1#
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Starius momentarily.
Danga de danga de dang - Starius scores with a four punch combination!
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.#T1#
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Starius misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Hands throws a body punch but Starius moves out of range.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a combination that misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T3#
Starius misses with the combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Starius misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands throws a lazy right hand but Starius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Starius unleashes a big counter combination but Hands bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Starius misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
Starius falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starius throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Hands - just one landing.
Starius misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sloppy strikes from Hands. Those never looked like landing.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
Starius throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
Nice body punch from Hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Starius's head.
Starius misses with the combination.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T1#
Starius tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands cracks Starius with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Starius looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
Bert Starius is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Good standup being displayed there by Hands as he connects with a hook.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
Hands misses with a straight right.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Starius throws a right and a left that Hands avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius falls off balance throwing a combination
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Starius uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hands.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands avoids them all with ease.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands is looking to counter punch.#T3#
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Starius misses with the combination.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands cracks Starius with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Starius is looking for the big counter here.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands throws a big counter combination but Starius scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands lands a glancing blow to the side of Starius's head.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #T4#
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hands lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands fails to land with a series of punches.
Starius misses with the combination.
Bert Starius seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands misses the jab.
Starius misses with the combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
As Starius looks to move away, Hands throws a big counter combo but Starius just gets out of the way.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius. #T1#
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands lands with a good body shot.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Starius closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Pillow Hands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Starius circles away quickly and effectively.
Starius is looking for the big counter here.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Left hook, right uppercut from Starius. #T3#
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands lands a jab to the head.
Hands jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It looked like Hands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Hands.
Hands lands with a hook. Starius tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T4#
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
Starius lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Hands misses with a two punch combination.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Starius looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
Hands misses with an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bert Starius comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Starius has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bert Starius!
A very excited looking Bert Starius made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Pillow Hands had this to say: 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 19, 2018

#R1##CL#
Astrok moves into the clinch.
Astrok throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Stariuss head.
Astrok digs a right hand into Starius's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Starius's gas tank.
Astrok lands a left hand that snaps the head of Starius backwards.
Astrok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Starius misses with a body punch.
Astrok is trying to push Starius away but Starius has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Astrok.
Astrok presses Starius against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Starius working aggressively here.
Astrok blocking some punches.
Astrok scores with a nice hook to the head.
Starius misses with a punch on the inside.
Starius has a couple of punches blocked by Astrok. #BC#
Astrok breaks from the clinch.
Starius misses with a hook #CL#
and Astrok counters by clinching up.
Starius works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Astrok lands with a right to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Astrok scores with a hook to the body.#BC#
Astrok breaks the clinch.
Astrok takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T1#
Starius misses with an uppercut.
Astrok uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Starius.
Starius takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Starius is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Astrok throws a nice outside leg kick.
Astrok throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Starius.
Astrok throws a series of punches but Starius moves out of range.
Astrok with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good standup being displayed there by Astrok as he connects with a hook.
Elvis Astrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Starius.
Astrok drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Starius jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Astrok throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Astrok slips under a jab.
Starius just misses with a punch to the body.
Astrok seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Astrok fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Starius checks it well.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starius tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Astrok was well out of range. Poor timing from Starius.
Starius throws a jab when Astrok was well out of range.
Starius is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Astrok fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Starius throws a hook to the side of Astrok's head but Astrok sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Astrok scores with a body shot.
Astrok works the jab nicely.
A big left from Starius misses.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Astrok moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Astrok is looking for a counter combo.
Astrok on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Starius takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Starius misses the jab.
Astrok fires out a quick counter leg kick but Starius just manages to avoid it.
Astrok dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Starius. That did some damage!
Astrok misses the shot to the body.
Astrok blocks a jab.
Astrok swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Astrok.
Astrok rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Starius moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T3#
Starius misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Astrok.
Astrok cracks a nice hook into Starius's ribs.
Starius tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Astrok paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Astrok jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Astrok tries a head kick but it misses.
Starius let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Astrok is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Astrok shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Starius misses with a straight left.
Starius throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #CL#
Astrok gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Astrok just misses with a elbow thrown towards Starius's brow.
Starius swings wildly with an uppercut but Astrok uses good head movement to avoid it.
Starius tries a body shot but Astrok blocks it.
Astrok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Astrok creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Astrok softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Astrok makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Starius throws a head punch that misses.
Astrok scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Astrok wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Astrok scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Starius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Starius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Astrok lands with a left to the head. #BC#
Astrok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch lands to the side of Starius 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Astrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Astrok getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Starius crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Astrok - the referee stops the clock and Starius gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Astrok. Starius manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.#CL#
Astrok gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Starius lands with a left to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Astrok throws an elbow but misses.
Astrok throws an elbow but it misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Astrok throws a head punch that misses.
Astrok looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Astrok lands a hook that snaps the head of Starius backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elvis Astrok dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Starius throws a shot from downtown. Astrok moves away and avoids it.
Astrok takes a shot to the body in his stride. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Astrok breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Astrok circles away from the clinch attempt.
Starius avoids a kick to the body.
Astrok feints and then cracks Starius's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Starius down.
Astrok tries to move into range but Starius moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Starius in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Astrok lands a nice leg kick that just misses Starius's sensitive parts.
Astrok bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Starius's head backwards.
Astrok keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Starius.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius misses the shot to the body.
Astrok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Starius.
Astrok moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Astrok is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Starius changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bert Starius is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Astrok keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Starius.#T1#
Starius rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #KD#
and Astrok counters with a crisp one two that drops Starius! Astrok thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Starius to his feet! Starius is in big trouble!
Astrok throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A lazy left from Astrok finds it's target.#ROC#
Starius is rocked!
Astrok explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Starius is still on wobbly legs! Can Astrok finish him?
Starius is breathing heavily.
Astrok connects with a solid leg kick.
Astrok connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Astrok scores with a kick to the midsection.
Astrok lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Starius - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Astrok!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Astrok!
Elvis Astrok bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 22, 2018

#R1#
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lester counters with a nice low kick that buckles Starius's knee momentarily.
Starius misses with a wild body shot.
Starius tries to clinch up
and Lester counters with a series of strikes. Starius will be more careful next time no doubt.
Starius throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Starius checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lester throws a leg kick but Starius moved away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Starius lands a right hook to the body.
Starius sizes up Lester with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Starius misses with a straight left. #T1#
Lester avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Starius chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lester can pounce on him.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Starius lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Lester bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lester displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Starius throws out the jab.
Lester throws a body punch but Starius moves out of range.
Lester lands with a right hand.
Starius lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Starius throws a hook but Lester avoids it easily.
Starius goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.#T2#
Starius misses with a straight left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starius darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Starius blocks the body kick.
Lester avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lester is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Starius with a body shot.
Starius's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Starius duly obliges.
Starius throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Starius throws a hook but Lester blocks it.
Starius throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lester scores with a jab to the body.
Lester slips a straight right by Starius.
A countering left hand to the body from Lester misses.
Lester changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Starius throws a series of punches but Lester moves out of range.
Lester now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T3#
Lester takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Starius lands with a nice combination. Lester backs away looking to recover.
Starius moves out of range of the body kick from Lester.
Starius swings widly with a right hand
and Lester counters with an inside leg kick.
Starius cracks a nice hook into Lester's ribs.
Lester bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lester scores with a body shot.
Lester is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Starius rather than just go for the knockout.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lester now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That kick from Lester tenderised Starius's leg. Starius is trying to keep his angry face on.
Starius scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lester moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Starius avoids the head kick by Lester.
Nice defenses there by Lester.
Starius throws a hook to the side of Lester's head but Lester sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Starius checks a leg kick.
Lester slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Lester was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Lester misses with a leg kick.
Starius thuds his right hand into Lester's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lester keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Starius.
Lester defending well as Starius loads up on a big left hand.
A nice combination there by Starius.
Starius waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lester.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Starius misses with a straight right.
Lester keeps the fight on the outside.
Bert Starius is winning the standup battle so far.
Lester keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lester chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lester attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lester throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius works over Lester's head and body with a nice combination.
The fighters circling - Lester throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lester tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Starius checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lester cracks the inside of Starius's front leg.
Lester scores with a body shot. #T1#
Starius has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lester.
Starius misses with a jab to the body
and Lester cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Starius misses the target.
Lester was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Starius is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lester can do to turn this around?
A looping hook to the body misses from Lester. Starius does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lester avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lester replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Starius blocks it well.#CL#
Starius rushes Lester and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Lester tries to break free but Starius pushes him back against the cage.
Lester throws a head punch that misses.
A right hand to the body from Starius.
Lester blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Starius lands a hook that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Lester tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Starius's elbow. #T2#
Starius working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lester misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Starius scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lester has a couple of punches blocked by Starius.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Starius.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Starius lands a body shot in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Starius.
Lester is breathing heavily.
Lester is stalling here.
Lester is looking to control Starius's arms but Starius gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lester has his back to the cage.
Lester misses with a punch to the body.
Lester blocking some punches.
Starius lands a body punch.
A short right from Starius on the inside.
Starius tries to throw a body punch but Lester avoids it by throwing Starius back against the cage.
A short left from Starius. #T3#
Starius lands a body punch in the clinch.
Starius lands a hook that snaps the head of Lester backwards. #ROC#
Lester is rocked!
A body shot lands from Starius.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius lands a nice uppercut.
Lester is still on wobbly legs! Can Starius finish him?
Starius works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Starius misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lester is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Lester seems to have recovered his senses.
Lester working aggressively here.
A short right from Starius on the inside.
Starius working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Starius lands a hook that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Starius fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lester wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Starius has him pressed against the cage.
Starius misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T4#
Lester lands a nice uppercut.
Starius keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lester's efforts to push away.#KD#
Starius drops Lester onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Lester is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lester blocks a punch to the side of the head. #KD#
Starius drops Lester onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Lester is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Starius loads up on a right hand - it lands flush and knocks Lester senseless! What a punch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bert Starius!
Bert Starius decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 08, 2018

#R1#
Starius throws a right hand that OQuinn ducks under and follows up with a left that OQuinn also avoids with ease.
OQuinn looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Starius scores with a hook to the body. OQuinn takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #CL#
Starius clinches with his opponent.
A short left from Starius.
Starius lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down OQuinn.
Starius gets through OQuinn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Starius.
Starius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Starius pushes OQuinn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC#
OQuinn is rocked!
Starius lands with a short punch from the clinch.
OQuinn is still on wobbly legs! Can Starius finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#KD#
Starius drops OQuinn onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! OQuinn is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Starius creates a bit of space for himself and rocks OQuinn with a big uppercut! OQuinn tries to clinch up but Starius pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples OQuinn to the mat! OQuinn covers up and Starius unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bert Starius!
After winning the bout, Bert Starius thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: HFL #32
Date: Mar 26, 2016

#R1#
Hammouche tries to score with a low kick but Starius moves his leg out of the way.
Hammouche uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius checks a leg kick nicely.
Starius just misses with a punch to the body.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hammouche.
Hammouche walks into a jab.
Hammouche swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hammouche scores with a nice right hand.
Hammouche throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Starius slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Starius has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Starius misses with a hook. Hammouche ducked under it nicely.
Hammouche feints the counter takedown.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hammouche lands an overhand right.
Starius jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hammouche.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hammouche shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hammouche scores with a hook to the body. Starius takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hammouche throws a predictable looking body shot
and Starius counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1#
Hammouche throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hammouche connects with a jab.#TD2#
Hammouche shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Hammouche scoring with some ground and pound.
Hammouche is looking to work some ground and pound but Starius has wrist control.
Hammouche seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Hammouche postures up in Starius's guard and throws a big left but Starius blocks it.
Hammouche looking to sit in guard and control but Starius gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Hammouche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hammouche is still trying to improve position.#T2#
Hammouche has a closed guard, preventing Starius from standing up.
Hammouche is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SU#
Starius stands and steps away. Hammouche gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Hammouche throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Starius sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Starius is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammouche.
Hammouche drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Starius defends it well.
The fighters circling - Starius throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little jabbing left from Hammouche on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starius tries to bum rush Hammouche with a series of wild strikes but Hammouche uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#T3#
Hammouche gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hammouche bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Starius punishes Hammouche's body with a nice straight punch.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hammouche avoids them all with ease.
Starius connects with a crisp jab.
Starius misses with a hook. Hammouche ducked under it nicely.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Starius works the jab nicely.
Good standup being displayed there by Hammouche as he connects with a hook.
Starius misses the shot to the body.
Starius misses with a wild body shot.
Hammouche shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hammouche looking to land some kicks to the body here. #TD2#
Hammouche shoots in and bounces Starius off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammouche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Starius works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T4#
Hammouche missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hammouche throwing strikes but missing.
Starius preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Starius has Hammouche pulled in close to control his posture.
Hammouche connects with a couple of short punches.
Hammouche stands up over Starius, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hammouche throwing strikes from guard but Starius blocks nicely.
Hammouche postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Hammouche postures up in Starius's guard and throws a big left but Starius blocks it.
Starius utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hammouche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bert Starius will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Hammouche missing with a left hand there. Starius was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hammouche takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Starius just misses with a punch to the body.
Starius misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hammouche.
Hammouche scores with a leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Starius, as that shot connected.
Starius scores with a jab to the jaw.
Starius connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Starius throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hammouche is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hammouche lands with a kick to the temple. Starius shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hammouche takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hammouche scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starius tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Starius misses the jab.
Starius on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hammouche scores with a jab to the head.
Starius moves out of range of the leg kick from Hammouche.#T1#
Starius staying out of range there.
Starius connects with a body shot.
Starius looks to score with a jab to the body but Hammouche is just out of range.
Starius misses with a wild body shot.
Hammouche misses with a takedown attempt
and Starius counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hammouche has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Starius throws a hook to the side of Hammouche's head but Hammouche sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Starius misses the body punch
and Hammouche connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Starius avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Starius avoids the body shot from Hammouche.
Hammouche misses with a body kick.
Hammouche waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Starius.
Starius is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius throws an off balance right hand
and Hammouche counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Starius tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hammouche was well out of range. Poor timing from Starius.
Hammouche is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Hammouche takes a shot to the body in his stride. #CL#
Starius has managed to clinch.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Starius lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Starius swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammouche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Starius tries to throw a body punch but Hammouche avoids it by throwing Starius back against the cage.
Starius throws a head punch that misses.
Starius working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Starius misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hammouche.
Starius blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hammouche prevents a body shot from Starius.
Hammouche blocking some punches.
Starius blocking some punches.
Hammouche goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Starius misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Starius scores with a nice short uppercut.
Starius lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hammouche.#T3#
Starius misses with a punch on the inside.
Hammouche tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Hammouche is trying to break the clinch but Starius has him pressed against the cage.
Starius misses with a body punch.
Hammouche tries for a takedown but Starius manages to get underhooks.
Starius is leaning against Hammouche and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Starius prevents a body shot from Hammouche.
Starius struggles to land a body shot inside as Hammouche controls his hands.
Starius misses with some punches.
Starius working aggressively here.
Starius throws a punch but it's blocked by Hammouche.
A body shot lands from Starius.
Starius lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Starius tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hammouche's elbow.
A nice right hand lands inside from Starius. #ROC#
Hammouche is rocked!
A head punch on the inside from Starius fails to land.
Hammouche is still on wobbly legs! Can Starius finish him?
Hammouche blocks an uppercut.
Starius misses with some punches. #T4#
Starius swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammouche uses good head movement to avoid it.
Starius misses with some punches.
Hammouche misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hammouche seems to have recovered his senses.
Starius blocks a body shot from Hammouche.
Hammouche blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Starius.
Hammouche scores with a shoulder strike.
Starius tries to throw a body punch but Hammouche avoids it by throwing Starius back against the cage. #TD2#
Hammouche has clasped his hands together around Starius's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hammouche scores with punches from side control.
Starius might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Starius regains half guard, as Hammouche was trying to land strikes.
Hammouche missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Starius manages to get to full guard.
Starius keeping full guard, as Hammouche tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bert Starius dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Starius thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hammouche pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Starius went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Starius looks to land a left hand but Hammouche moved out of range nicely.
Starius misses the jab.
Hammouche scores with a jab.
Hammouche misses with a leg kick
and Hammouche takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius misses with a looping left.
A shot to the liver by Hammouche. Beautiful body shot.
Hammouche displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Starius throws out the jab.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Starius here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Starius walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Hammouche misses.
Starius bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bert Starius is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A punch lands to the side of Starius 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hammouche looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.#T1#
Hammouche keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Starius steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hammouche.
Starius checks a low kick from Hammouche.#CL#
Starius moves into the clinch.
Starius tries to work over Hammouche's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Starius fails to land.
Bert Starius has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hammouche misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Starius.
Hammouche can't get the takedown.
Starius tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Starius swings wildly with an uppercut but Hammouche uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Starius.
Hammouche tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Hammouche back against the cage. #T2#
Hammouche can't find room to land a body shot as Starius controls the action.
Starius lands a right hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Starius.
Starius blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hammouche.
Djamel Hammouche has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Starius throws a big uppercut that drops Hammouche! More strikes from Starius and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Hammouche lies dazed against the cage as Starius celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bert Starius!
Bert Starius decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

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