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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 02, 2017 |
#R1#
A jab from Carboni misses.
A nice side step and Porcelain Punisher releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Porcelain Punisher jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A shot to the liver by Carboni. Beautiful body shot.
A jab from Porcelain Punisher misses.
Carboni tries to bum rush Porcelain Punisher with a series of wild strikes but Porcelain Punisher uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Porcelain Punisher unleashes a big counter combination but Carboni bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Porcelain Punisher lands a right hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porcelain Punisher thows a left - swing and a miss!
Carboni throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#T1#
Carboni misses with a jab, cross combination.
Porcelain Punisher swinging wildly here.
Carboni misses with a series of wild punches.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Carboni scores with a crisp jab that stopped Porcelain Punisher in his tracks.
Porcelain Punisher needs to keep his hands up - Carboni had a free shot at his head there.#T2#
Porcelain Punisher misses with a double jab
#CL#
and Carboni counters by clinching up.
Porcelain Punisher is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Porcelain Punisher taking a breather.
Porcelain Punisher slows down the pace here.
Porcelain Punisher receives a warning from the referee for stalling.#T3##BC#
Carboni escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Carboni scores with a jab.
Carboni misses with a left hand
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#
It looks like Cosmo Carboni has been cut.
Carboni darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Carboni lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Carboni looks to land a left hand but Porcelain Punisher moved out of range nicely.#T4##KD#
Carboni drops Porcelain Punisher with a beautiful combination! Porcelain Punisher stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Carboni is looking for the KO!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Porcelain Punisher. Carboni does a little dance to reset his feet.
A counter left hand to the body from Carboni misses its target.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a right hand
and Porcelain Punisher takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Carboni fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Porcelain Punisher to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Porcelain Punisher looks to clinch but Carboni throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Porcelain Punisher taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Cosmo Carboni!
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Event:
Return of Kings
Date: Jul 30, 2016 |
#R1#
Olhoffer feints a jab promting Porcelain Punisher to slip. Olhoffer then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Porcelain Punisher slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT#
It looks like Matt Porcelain Punisher has been cut.
Olhoffer throws a series of punches but Porcelain Punisher avoids them all with ease.
Olhoffer scores with a one two! Porcelain Punisher had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a lunging right hand
and Olhoffer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Porcelain Punisher fails to land with a series of punches.
It looked like Olhoffer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Olhoffer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Olhoffer thinking.
Olhoffer looks to land a combination but Porcelain Punisher avoids it well.
Porcelain Punisher looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Olhoffer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Olhoffer throws a right and a left that Porcelain Punisher avoids nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Porcelain Punisher! But no joy.
Olhoffer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Olhoffer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Olhoffer throws a looping overhand right but Porcelain Punisher ducks down to avoid it.
Porcelain Punisher throws a jab but it's blocked by Olhoffer.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a left hand
letting Olhoffer counter with a right hand.
Porcelain Punisher throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Olhoffer to counter with a crisp jab.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Olhoffer throws a big counter combination but Porcelain Punisher scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Olhoffer takes a swing at Porcelain Punisher's ribcage but misses.
Porcelain Punisher unleashes a big counter combination but Olhoffer bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Olhoffer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A little jabbing left from Porcelain Punisher on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.#T2#
Porcelain Punisher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Olhoffer.
A telegraphed right hand from Porcelain Punisher misses the target.
Olhoffer throwing a counter right hand but Porcelain Punisher manages to avoid it.
Olhoffer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Porcelain Punisher swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Olhoffer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Olhoffer.
It looked like Olhoffer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Olhoffer misses with a double jab.
Porcelain Punisher throws a counter combo.
Porcelain Punisher takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Porcelain Punisher throws a big shot that misses.#T3#
Olhoffer scores with the left hand. Porcelain Punisher knows he should have avoided that one.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Olhoffer throws a body punch but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range.
Olhoffer jabs at Porcelain Punisher's body.
Olhoffer loads up on a big right hand but Porcelain Punisher slips the punch.
Porcelain Punisher throws a lazy uppercut
and Olhoffer counters with a stiff right hand.
Olhoffer lands a slapping body shot.
Porcelain Punisher throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Olhoffer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Porcelain Punisher might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.#T4#
Olhoffer misses with a hook to the body
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a stiff right hand.
Olhoffer with a nice cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Olhoffer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Porcelain Punishers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Porcelain Punisher throws a body shot but no joy.
Porcelain Punisher throws a poor cross that misses
and Olhoffer counters with a nice uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the body shot from Olhoffer.
Despite the aggression on Porcelain Punisher's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Olhoffer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Olhoffer scores with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ray Olhoffer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Matt Porcelain Punisher's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Olhoffer misses with a double jab
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a nice uppercut.
Olhoffer tests Porcelain Punisher's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Olhoffer misses with a straight left.
Olhoffer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a double jab
enabling Olhoffer to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Olhoffer blocks a jab.
It looked like Olhoffer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Olhoffer staying out of range there.
Olhoffer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Porcelain Punisher's head.#T1#
Porcelain Punisher avoids the body shot from Olhoffer.
Porcelain Punisher throws a counter combo.
Porcelain Punisher throws a lazy uppercut
and Olhoffer counters with a left to the body.
Olhoffer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Porcelain Punisher can do to turn this around?
Porcelain Punisher catches Olhoffer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ray Olhoffer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Porcelain Punisher throws an off balance right hand
and Olhoffer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ray Olhoffer is winning the standup battle so far.
Olhoffer digs a good hook to Porcelain Punisher's body.
Porcelain Punisher looks to land a right hand but Olhoffer moved out of range.
Olhoffer throws a combination that misses
and Porcelain Punisher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Olhoffer is pawing at Porcelain Punisher, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Porcelain Punisher's nose. Porcelain Punisher is badly hurt! Olhoffer pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Porcelain Punisher tries desperately to hold on but Olhoffer is relentless in his assault! As Porcelain Punisher receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Olhoffer away and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ray Olhoffer!
Our winner, Ray Olhoffer, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
UVT 371: Round IV
Date: Jun 05, 2016 |
#R1#
Good shot there by Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher swats away the attempt to clinch by Tango.#CL2#
Tango rushes Porcelain Punisher and presses him up against the cage.
Tango working aggressively here.
Tango misses with the head strike.
Porcelain Punisher slowing the pace effectively.
Tango misses with a punch on the inside.
I was talking to Porcelain Punisher's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Tango with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a punch on the inside.
Tango misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Porcelain Punisher.
#T1#
Come on Porcelain Punisher - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Porcelain Punisher. #BC#
Porcelain Punisher breaks the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a wild combination.
Tango buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
#CL2#
Tango closes the distance and clinches.
Porcelain Punisher swings wildly with an uppercut but Tango uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Tango blocks an uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Tango.
Tango lands a knee to the body.
Tango lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tango pushes Porcelain Punisher back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Tango lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#
It looks like Matt Porcelain Punisher has been cut.
Porcelain Punisher is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short body shot lands from Tango as the two fighters clinch.
Porcelain Punisher is breathing heavily.#T3#
Tango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Porcelain Punisher takes a knee to the side of the body.
Tango working Porcelain Punisher over with knees to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Tango.
Tango working Porcelain Punisher over with knees to the body.
Tango lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tango swings wildly with an uppercut but Porcelain Punisher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tango tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tango looking to throw knees to the head but Porcelain Punisher is blocking nicely.
Tango tries to land knees in the clinch but Porcelain Punisher avoids the damage to the body.
Porcelain Punisher wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
#T4#
Tango lands with a short shot to the head.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Porcelain Punisher avoiding damage as Tango throws knees to the body.
Tango lands a nice elbow.
Tango scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Porcelain Punisher blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The referee is keeping an eye on Tango - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Porcelain Punisher working aggressively here.
Tango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher has Tango pushed against the cage.
A hook to the body from Tango.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wango Tango dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Matt Porcelain Punisher's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
The fight stays on the outside here - Tango looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Porcelain Punisher throws a body punch but Tango moves out of range. #CL2#
Tango closes the distance and clinches.
Porcelain Punisher stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Porcelain Punisher is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Tango lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porcelain Punisher's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tango.
Tango lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
Tango has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
Porcelain Punisher letting Tango take a breather here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Porcelain Punisher.
Tango landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The referee is keeping an eye on Tango - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A knee to the head by Tango.
Tango lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tango stalls.
Tango tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Porcelain Punisher avoids it.
Porcelain Punisher is trying to maintain a safe position but Tango gets an underhook and turns Porcelain Punisher into the cage.#T2#
Tango lands a nice shot to the body.
Tango unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Tango putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Porcelain Punisher in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Tango's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tango content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher is stalling here.
Tango will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Porcelain Punisher up against the cage.
Porcelain Punisher stalling the fight.
#T3#
Porcelain Punisher can't break the clinch.
Tango lands a nice shot to the body.
Tango leaning against his opponent.
A knee to the head by Tango.
Tango tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wango Tango seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Tango using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tango lands a hook that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
Tango lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Tango landing knees to the head.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tango can't find room to land a body shot as Porcelain Punisher controls the action.
Tango unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Porcelain Punisher. #T4#
Tango lands a good knee to the midsection. Porcelain Punisher won't want to take too many of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tango landing knees to the body.
Tango scores a nice knee to the body.
A body shot lands from Tango.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tango.
Tango stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Tango is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Tango crunches a lovely knee into Porcelain Punisher's ribcage.
Tango lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tango.
Porcelain Punisher letting Tango take a breather here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wango Tango showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Matt Porcelain Punisher's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3##KD2#
Tango sends Porcelain Punisher crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tango is motioning to the referee to let Porcelain Punisher up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#
Porcelain Punisher is rocked!#CL2#
Tango has taken the fight to the clinch.
Tango taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Come on Tango - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Tango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Porcelain Punisher leaning against his opponent.
Tango jerks Porcelain Punisher's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Porcelain Punisher drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Tango goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Tango because Porcelain Punisher was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Wango Tango!
Wango Tango managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, GREEN!160, into his post fight interview.
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Event:
TWGC 11 (265+lbs, D3): Sydney Qualifier - Round 1
Date: May 18, 2016 |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Matt Porcelain Punisher and Hagen Germanicus Jr. Matt Porcelain Punisher has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Matt Porcelain Punisher! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Sydney, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 3 losses; Hagen Germanicus Jr!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Germanicus Jr wants to clinch.
Porcelain Punisher half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Germanicus Jr tries to clinch up.
Germanicus Jr takes the fight into the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher is looking to take this one to the mat.
Germanicus Jr gets underhooks to prevent Porcelain Punisher's takedown attempt.
Germanicus Jr is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Porcelain Punisher to keep the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Germanicus Jr jumps guard and drags Porcelain Punisher to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Porcelain Punisher avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Germanicus Jr trying to keep a closed guard but Porcelain Punisher is proving a slippery customer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Germanicus Jr is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Porcelain Punisher will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Porcelain Punisher is stalling in the full guard.
Germanicus Jr working a defensive guard here.
Porcelain Punisher is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher is fighting to break Germanicus Jr's control of his arms but Germanicus Jr is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Germanicus Jr is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Porcelain Punisher defends well.
Germanicus Jr is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Germanicus Jr keeping full guard, as Porcelain Punisher tries to pass.
Porcelain Punisher got a little sloppy there for a moment and Germanicus Jr has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Porcelain Punisher has managed to get both his arms back between Germanicus Jr's legs - danger averted.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Germanicus Jr is keeping the position for now.
Germanicus Jr controls Porcelain Punisher momentarily but Porcelain Punisher frees himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Porcelain Punisher controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Germanicus Jr is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Porcelain Punisher defends well.
Porcelain Punisher avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher is stalling in the full guard.
Germanicus Jr is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Porcelain Punisher defends well.
Porcelain Punisher showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Germanicus Jr has Porcelain Punisher pulled in close to control his posture.
Porcelain Punisher tries to free his leg and advance position but Germanicus Jr is retaining full guard.
Germanicus Jr has control of Porcelain Punisher's left arm, preventing Porcelain Punisher from doing any damage.
Germanicus Jr looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Germanicus Jr being controlled here, momentarily.
Porcelain Punisher trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Germanicus Jr is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Porcelain Punisher has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Germanicus Jr trying to control the position.
Porcelain Punisher got a little sloppy there for a moment and Germanicus Jr has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Porcelain Punisher has managed to get both his arms back between Germanicus Jr's legs - danger averted.
Porcelain Punisher trying to control the position from guard on top but Germanicus Jr is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Germanicus Jr looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Germanicus Jr is trying to control the position but Porcelain Punisher postures up.
Porcelain Punisher is fighting to break Germanicus Jr's control of his arms but Germanicus Jr is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Porcelain Punisher controls from within his opponent's guard.
Porcelain Punisher's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Germanicus Jr looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Porcelain Punisher is defending well. Germanicus Jr quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Porcelain Punisher has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Germanicus Jr celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hagen Germanicus Jr!
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Event:
UVT 366: Warzone
Date: Apr 30, 2016 |
#R1##KD#
Porcelain Punisher lands a left and a right that send Harris crashing to the mat, dazed. Porcelain Punisher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Harris is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Frank Harris has been cut.
Harris darts in trying to clinch
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Matt Porcelain Punisher!
A relieved looking Matt Porcelain Punisher thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
UVT 362: Mattos vs Adrian
Date: Apr 02, 2016 |
#R1#
Wha tries to clinch up but Porcelain Punisher circles away and keeps his distance.#CL#
Wha darts in and clinches Porcelain Punisher up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Wha.
Wha tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wha will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Porcelain Punisher up against the cage.
Porcelain Punisher leaning against his opponent.
Wha controlling the action here for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wha seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Our sources have told us that Wha has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Porcelain Punisher is looking to control Wha's arms but Wha gets an underhook and turns him. Now Porcelain Punisher has his back to the cage. #T1#
Wha lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
Wha stalling.
Wha slows down the pace here.
Porcelain Punisher has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Wha seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Porcelain Punisher can turn it around.
Wha landing knees to the body.
Porcelain Punisher taking a breather.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#T2#
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
Wha avoiding damage.
Wha lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wha lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wha tries to work over Porcelain Punisher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wha manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wha tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Wha.
#T3#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wha creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wha is stalling here.
Wha misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Porcelain Punisher.
Wha throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Porcelain Punisher blocks it with crossed arms.
Wha goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wha stalling.
Wha misses with a knee to the head.
Porcelain Punisher managing to block the knees to the body from Wha.
Wha is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
#T4#
A short left from Wha.
Wha stalls.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.
Wha is looking to clinch but Porcelain Punisher is avoiding it.
#CL#
Wha rushes Porcelain Punisher and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wha landing knees to the body.
Porcelain Punisher looks winded!
Wha putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Porcelain Punisher in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wha slows down the pace here.
Wha lands a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Wha fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Porcelain Punisher, pushing him back against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Porcelain Punisher prevents a body shot from Wha.
Porcelain Punisher blocking some punches.
Wha crunches a lovely knee into Porcelain Punisher's ribcage.
Wha has Porcelain Punisher pushed against the cage.
Wha is leaning against Porcelain Punisher and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Porcelain Punisher is breathing heavily.
Wha misses with a body punch.
Wha has a couple of punches blocked by Porcelain Punisher.
#T1#
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wha utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wha is working Porcelain Punisher over against the cage.
Wha is stalling here.
Wha lands a knee to the body.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha has Porcelain Punisher pressed against the cage.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wha.
#T2#
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wha misses with a body punch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Wha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
Wha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.
Wha is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Porcelain Punisher paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Porcelain Punisher swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Porcelain Punisher. Wha does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wha is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Porcelain Punisher can do to turn this around?
The fight stays on the outside here - Wha looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Porcelain Punisher! But no joy.#CL#
Wha moves into the clinch successfully.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wha lands a left hand.
Wha lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wha stalling the fight.
#T4#
Wha lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wha lands with a light punch inside.
Wha stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Bleh Wha has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wha.
Wha tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Porcelain Punisher's elbow.
Wha is pushing Porcelain Punisher up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wha taking a breather.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Wha moves in looking to clinch but Porcelain Punisher pushes him off.
Porcelain Punisher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wha was well out of range. Poor timing from Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher circles away from the clinch attempt.
#CL#
Wha has closed the distance and engaged Porcelain Punisher in a clinch.
Wha manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wha is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Porcelain Punisher backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha stalling.
Wha goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#T1#
Porcelain Punisher has had enough of the clinch but Wha keeps him there for the moment.
Wha keeps control of Porcelain Punisher as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wha using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Porcelain Punisher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Knees to the body from Wha.
Wha is working Porcelain Punisher over against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Wha.
Wha lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wha working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wha misses with a punch to the body.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wha. #T2#
A bit of stalling here from Wha.
Wha misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wha.
Wha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wha tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wha putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Porcelain Punisher in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wha lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wha manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Wha struggles to land a body shot inside as Porcelain Punisher controls his hands.
#T3#
Wha struggles to land a body shot inside as Porcelain Punisher controls his hands.
Porcelain Punisher has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wha with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wha misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wha tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wha scores with a hook to the body.
Wha tries to throw a body punch but Porcelain Punisher avoids it by throwing Wha back against the cage.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Porcelain Punisher is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a body shot from Wha. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Wha tries to throw a body punch but Porcelain Punisher avoids it by throwing Wha back against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Wha avoiding damage.
Porcelain Punisher goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wha lands a knee to the body.
Bleh Wha is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wha has Porcelain Punisher pressed against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wha with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bleh Wha showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wha, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:24
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 30:24
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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