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Event:
COLLISION COURSE
Date: Aug 13, 2016 |
#R1#
Lang lands a nice looking body shot.
Lang lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lang lands a lovely overhand right.
Lang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Douchebag. That did some damage!
Lang throws a low kick, looking for Douchebag's leg but Douchebag calmly moves out of range.
Lang connects with an inside leg kick.
Lang fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#CL2#
Lang has Douchebag up against the cage in a clinch.
Douchebag is trying to pull guard but Lang turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Lang is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Douchebag is defending well for now.
Lang utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Lang trying to land knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#T1#
Lang putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Douchebag in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lang prevents a takedown attempt there.
Lang keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Douchebag's efforts to push away.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Lang.#TD#
Douchebag has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Lang clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Lang is trying to break free.
#ES2#
Lang is trying to get back to his feet. He's worked up on to his knees and now he's on his feet with his head on the canvas, trying to shake Douchebag off. It looks like it's working - Douchebag slides off, much to his dismay, and we're back to standing! Lang displaying calm under pressure there.
Clubber Lang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Douchebag.
Douchebag slips under a jab.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lang throws a big shot that misses.
Douchebag drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lang sprawls and moves away.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters circling - Lang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lang cracks Douchebag with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lang sprawls well. Lang wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Lang scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheers as Lang lands an impressive looking overhand right. Douchebag doesn't seem phased though.
Douchebag takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Lang misses with a head kick.
Lang swings for the body but Douchebag moves out of range.
#T3#
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lang but Lang pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lang throws a jab when Douchebag was well out of range.#TD#
Douchebag looking to score a takedown here. Lang is defending well but Douchebag drives through and ends up in Lang's guard.
Lang wants to sweep but no luck.
Lang can't keep his opponent in guard - Douchebag advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Douchebag scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Lang is trying to stand up here but Douchebag is controlling him well.
Douchebag trying to control from half guard but Lang is working away.
Lang manages to get to full guard.
Douchebag stands up over Lang, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T4#
Douchebag postures up in Lang's guard and throws a big left but Lang blocks it. #SUB2#
Lang had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Douchebag defends it easily.
Douchebag sitting in guard here, content to control.
Douchebag working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lang's head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Douchebag's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Lang keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
Douchebag trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douchebag advances to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Lang fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Douchebag looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Douchebag doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lang counters with a straight right hand.
Lang connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Douchebag's hands.
Lang takes a swing at Douchebag's ribcage but misses.
Douchebag drops his hands momentarily and Lang takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lang misses with a low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lang.
Horrible takedown attempt by Douchebag or perhaps it was just good defense by Lang, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Clubber Lang seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lang.
Nice takedown defense from Lang. No joy for Douchebag on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1##CL2#
Lang gets a clinch.
Lang tries to land knees in the clinch but Douchebag avoids the damage to the body.
Douchebag wants a takedown.
#TD#
Douchebag successfully pulls guard.
Lang trying to control but Douchebag is working from the bottom.
Douchebag has his hands on Lang's head, controlling the position.
Lang trying to stand up but can't free himself from Douchebag's guard.
Lang must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Lang preventing the sweep.
Douchebag seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#T2#
Douchebag pulls Lang in close to his closed guard and prevents Lang from doing any damage or advancing position.
Lang seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Lang has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Douchebag has his hands on Lang's head, controlling the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Douchebag looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Lang is looking to land body kicks.
Lang looks to land a body kick but Douchebag moved away.
Lang stuffs the takedown attempt from Douchebag. Douchebag gets slowly back to his feet.
Lang swinging wildly here.
Lang throws a nice head kick!
Lang tries to clinch up.
Lang scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lang turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Douchebag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lang sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A little jabbing left from Lang on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nice body punch from Lang.
Lang tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#T4#
Lang scores with a jab.
Lang punishes Douchebag's body with a nice straight punch.
Lang misses with a kick to the body #TD#
and Douchebag counters with a takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Douchebag works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Douchebag advances to full mount.
Lang is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Douchebag with the ground and pound from mount.
Douchebag tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Lang tries to lock up and control but Douchebag gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Douchebag in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clubber Lang showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Douchebag's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
The fighters circling - Lang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Douchebag on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lang lands a right hook to the body.
Douchebag shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #TD#
Douchebag scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Douchebag drops an elbow to the side of Lang's head.
Douchebag performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Douchebag throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Douchebag lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Douchebag passes the guard and advances to mount!
Douchebag sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T1#
The referee warns Lang that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Douchebag is landing with some decent strikes but Lang is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Lang felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Douchebag is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Lang has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Douchebag takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Douchebag raining down shots from the mount!
Douchebag scores with a couple of good head shots there.
#ROC#
Lang is rocked!#T2#
Douchebag loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Lang scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Douchebag land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Douchebag stands and salutes the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dardan Douchebag!
Dardan Douchebag took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, My$tic Clothing ~ (`10%Laundry`) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
In defeat, Clubber Lang stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fight me again pussy, I'll fuck you up'.
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Event:
Total Destruction
Date: Jun 26, 2016 |
#R1#
Lang buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lang.
Lang wants to clinch up but Hamed keeps it at a distance.
Hamed throws a big counter combination but Lang scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Lang shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hamed pinned against the cage. Hamed gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A telegraphed right hand from Lang misses the target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hamed.
Hamed moves out of range as Lang strikes.
Lang ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hamed moves away.
A low kick from Lang misses
and Hamed counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lang tries for a takedown but Hamed circles away easily
and Hamed makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lang lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lang.
Hamed uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lang.
Hamed misses with a series of wild punches.
#T1#
Lang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lang throws a leg kick but Hamed sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hamed manages to avoid it.
Hamed is looking to counter punch.
Lang lands a two punch combo.
Jab from Hamed.
Lang thows a leg kick but Hamed checks it
and Hamed connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lang lands a leg kick that knocks Hamed off balance momentarily.
Hamed drops Lang with a straight right hand, right on the button! Hamed follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ahsan Hamed!
Our winner, Ahsan Hamed, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Clubber Lang had this to say: 'Fight me again pussy, I'll fuck you up'.
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Event:
Immortals 25 Purha v Moore
Date: May 28, 2016 |
#R1#
Lang misses with an uppercut. Ryder saw that one coming.
Ryder tries to counter with a takedown but Lang is quick to defend against it.
Good leg kick by Lang there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lang comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lang lands a jab to the head.
Ryder stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lang.
Lang connects with a leg kick. Ryder looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lang moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lang lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#CL2#
Lang moves into range and clinches up with Ryder.
Ryder goes for a takedown attempt but Lang pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ryder ducks under a wild hook from Lang.
Lang fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ryder chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lang can pounce on him.
#T1#
Lang connects with an inside leg kick.
Ryder takes one to the side of the head.
Lang stuns Ryder with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#CL2#
Lang has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lang lands an elbow inside.
Ryder is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Lang pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Ryder drops down looking for an ankle pick but Lang pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Ryder. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lang throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ryder stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lang scores with a body shot.
#CL2#
Ryder gets tackled into the cage by Lang. Lang maintains the clinch.
Lang lands a good knee to the midsection. Ryder won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lang prevents the takedown attempt.
#T2#
Lang lands a hook that snaps the head of Ryder backwards.
Ryder has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Lang lands with a right to the head. #BC2#
Lang manages to break the clinch.
A jab lands there for Lang.
Ryder takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jab from Lang.
Lang thumps Ryder with a low kick.
Clubber Lang is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ryder on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lang. Lang obviously looking to wear him down.
Lang throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Lang.
Ryder is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Ryder appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A solid body kick from Lang.
Lang cracks the inside of Ryder's front leg. #T3#
Lang lands a head shot.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Lang.
Ryder is breathing heavily.
Lang buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lang moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lang throws a body shot but no joy.
Lang has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.#KD2#
Lang drops his shoulder and cracks Ryder with a huge uppercut! Ryder goes down! Can Lang finish him?
#ROC2#
Ryder is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ryder working a defensive guard but Lang manages to pass into side control anyway.
Oh Ryder is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SU2#
Lang stands up and beckons Ryder to his feet.
Lang drops Ryder with a huge uppercut! Ryder drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Lang is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clubber Lang!
A relieved looking Clubber Lang thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated William Ryder had this to say: 'I am sorry next time I will break his arm'.
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Event:
Immortals 22 Gracie vs Nelson
Date: May 01, 2016 |
#R1#
A punch lands to the side of Lang 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Conner lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Conner thuds his right hand into Lang's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Conner ducks under a wild hook from Lang.
Lang blocks a leg kick.#CL2#
Lang has managed to clinch.
Conner stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Conner lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lang.
Conner scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Lang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lang takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Good leg kick by Conner there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lang throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lang needs to keep his hands up - Conner had a free shot at his head there.
Conner takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Conner wants to clinch.#T1##CL#
Conner gets a clinch.
Conner gets through Lang's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Lang has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Conner digs a right hand underneath Lang's ribcage. Lang let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lang creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Conner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lang is trying to force a seperation but Conner has the dominant position.
Lang tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lang throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lang misses with a knee strike.
Conner gets through Lang's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Conner lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lang backwards.
Conner controlling the action here for a moment.
Conner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#T2#
Conner throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Langs head.
Conner has Lang pressed against the cage, preventing Lang from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lang pushes Conner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Lang misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Conner.
Conner prevents Lang from breaking the clinch.
Lang trying to control the position but instead, Conner has worked for underhooks and has pushed Lang into the cage.
Conner digs a right hand into Lang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lang's gas tank.
Lang avoids the elbow strike from Conner, against the cage.
Lang working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Conner.
The referee is keeping an eye on Conner - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Conner avoids the elbow strike from Lang, against the cage.
#T3#
A left hand lands to the body for Conner.
Conner effectively controlling the action here.
Lang is looking to break free of the clinch but Conner has double underhooks.
Conner scores with a shoulder strike.
The referee calls for Conner to work.
Lang is looking to control Conner's arms but Conner gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lang has his back to the cage.
Lang has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Conner after a bit of a struggle.
Conner just leaning against Lang, taking a breather.
Lang misses with some punches.
Conner working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Conner lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lang backwards.
Conner misses with an elbow over the top.
Conner scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lang throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
A short right from Conner. #ROC#
Lang is rocked!
Conner lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lang is still on wobbly legs! Can Conner finish him?
Conner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Conner lands a big right hand that drops Lang! The killer instinct kicks in and Conner finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Conner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Damien Conner!
After winning the bout, Damien Conner thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Clubber Lang was interviewed post fight and said 'Fight me again pussy, I'll fuck you up'.
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Event:
Immortals 19 Zar vs Spencer
Date: Apr 09, 2016 |
#R1#
Nelson takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
Lang misses with a straight right.
Azumah Nelson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nelson scores with a nice strike.
Nelson has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Lang is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Nelson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nice cross by Nelson.
Lang throws a lazy right hand but Nelson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#CL#
Lang clinches.
Nelson pushes Lang back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lang is struggling to control the position.
Nelson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from Nelson.
#BC2#
Nelson breaks from the clinch.
Nelson scores with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Nelson tries to keep at a distance but Lang has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lang lands an elbow just above Nelson 's eye.
Nelson is trying to stall.
Nelson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T1#
Lang misses with a punch on the inside.
Lang lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Nelson has Lang pressed against the cage, preventing Lang from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Nelson struggles to land a body shot inside as Lang controls his hands.
Nelson blocks an elbow strike.
Lang throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nelsons head.
Lang lands an elbow just above Nelson 's eye.
Lang misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Nelson.
Nelson digs a right hand into Lang's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lang's gas tank.
Lang tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lang stalling in the clinch.
Nelson lands a nice shot to the body.
Lang controlling the action here for a moment.
Lang is trying to break free.#BC2#
Nelson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#T2#
Nelson thuds a left hand into Lang's body.
Nelson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nelson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nelson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nelson with a hook.
Lang tries to clinch there but Nelson circles away.
Nelson gets in close and tags Lang with a short punch that almost sends Lang to the mat! Oh Lang is in big trouble! He turns his back on Nelson, trying to create some distance but Nelson rushes him, striking wildly and Lang goes down! The referee tackles Nelson into the cage to end the fight! Nelson is one violent man!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Azumah Nelson!
Clubber Lang spoke after the fight, saying 'Fight me again pussy, I'll fuck you up'.
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