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Event: OFC 406: Harada vs Gray     
Date:   Mar 16, 2019
#R1#
Wolf throws out a loose jab but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Culkin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wolf moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Culkin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice defenses there by Wolf.
Culkin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Culkin is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wolf dodges the punch combination from Culkin.
Some wild striking there from Culkin.
An attempted straight right counter from Wolf misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from Wolf misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Wolf misses the target. #T1#
Culkin misses with a combination
and Wolf counters with a slapping leg kick.
Culkin lands a jab-cross combination.
A clash of legs there as Culkin blocks the low kick.
Wolf uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Culkin.
Culkin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Wolf finds it's way round the side to connect with Culkin's head.
Culkin connects with a body shot.
Culkin misses with a two punch combination.
Wolf throws a jab but it's blocked by Culkin.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Culkin! But no joy.
Culkin misses with a double jab
letting Wolf counter with a right hand. #T2#
Culkin misses with a few strikes there.
Culkin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wolf.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Culkin lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Culkin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
A low kick from Wolf misses
and Culkin counters with a series of strikes. Wolf will be more careful next time no doubt.
Culkin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Culkin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Wolf was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Wolf throws a series of punches but Culkin avoids them all with ease.
A combination from Culkin does no damage.
Wolf was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jab by Wolf.#T3#
Wolf is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wolf looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Culkin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wolf swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Culkin throws an overhand right that lands on Wolf's shoulder, as Wolf tries to avoid the shot.
Culkin cracks a nice hook into Wolf's ribs.
Wolf will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wolf takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Culkin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Culkin tries to bum rush Wolf with a series of wild strikes but Wolf uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#T4#
A combination from Culkin does no damage.
Culkin looks to land a combination but Wolf avoids it well.
Culkin throws a combination that misses
and Wolf counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Culkin avoids the body shot from Wolf.
A big left from Culkin misses.
Wolf swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Wolf, right into the meat.
Culkin misses with a series of wild punches.
Wolf looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Culkin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wolf.
Culkin is looking for the big counter here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Macaulay Culkin dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Wolf uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Culkin.
Culkin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Culkin sizes up Wolf with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wolf moves away from the strike by Culkin.
Culkin misses with a few strikes there.
Wolf throws a quick counter kick to the body but Culkin avoids it.
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wolf moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wolf goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Culkin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin tries to bum rush Wolf with a series of wild strikes but Wolf uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Culkin misses with a double jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Culkin. Wolf does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Wolf throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Culkin is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Culkin throws out a powerful jab.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Culkin has knocked Wolf down with a huge combo! Culkin steps away and waves a wobbly Wolf back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Culkin throws a right hand that Wolf ducks under and follows up with a left that Wolf also avoids with ease.
Culkin lands a slapping body shot.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wolf throws a leg kick but Culkin checks it.
Culkin looks to land a right hand but Wolf moved out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wolf showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Culkin.
Wolf lands a front kick.#T2#
Culkin misses with a lunging right hand
and Wolf counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
A swing and a miss from Wolf.
Wolf misses with a looping right.
Culkin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wolf was well out of range. Poor timing from Culkin.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Wolf.
Culkin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nice defenses there by Culkin.
Culkin misses with a few strikes there. #T3#
Good work by Culkin as he checks the leg kick.
Wolf misses with a head kick.
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Wolf bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Culkin throws a right hand that Wolf ducks under and follows up with a left that Wolf also avoids with ease.
Culkin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Culkin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Culkin fails to land with a series of punches.
Culkin misses the body punch
and Wolf makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Culkin falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Wolf counter with a right hand. #T4#
Culkin scores with a nice right hand.
Wolf throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Culkin connects with a body shot that sends Wolf's belly button to the back.
Culkin clobbers Wolf with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Culkin defending well as Wolf loads up on a big left hand.
Wolf dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Culkin. That did some damage!
Nice uppercut lands for Wolf. That snapped Culkin's head back.
Culkin misses with a hook to the body
and Culkin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Wolf throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Macaulay Culkin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Culkin misses with a lunging right hand
letting Wolf counter with a right hand.
Wolf lets loose with a powerful body kick. Culkin will feel that in the morning.
Culkin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Culkin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wolf throws out the jab.
Despite the aggression on Culkin's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Some wild striking there from Culkin.
Culkin throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin slips a jab and a cross from Wolf.
Wolf misses with a low kick.
Culkin lands a jab to the head. #T1#
Wolf uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Culkin.
Wolf thinks about countering with a body kick.
Culkin throws a right and a left that Wolf avoids nicely.
Culkin just misses with a punch to the body.
Culkin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Culkin misses with an uppercut. Wolf saw that one coming.
Wolf chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Culkin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wolf manages to avoid it.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Wolf might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Culkin takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Wolf moves out of range.
And Wolf counters with a quick kick to the body but Culkin blocks it.#T2#
Culkin moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Culkin looks to score with a jab to the body but Wolf is just out of range.
Culkin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wolf.
Wolf misses with a hook. Culkin ducked under it nicely.
Wolf has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Culkin finds it's way round the side to connect with Wolf's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot to the liver by Culkin. Beautiful body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Culkin misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Wolf wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Culkin misses with a looping right.
Culkin lands with a nice combination. Wolf backs away looking to recover.#T3#
Culkin misses with a double jab
and Wolf counters with a solid body kick.
Culkin swinging wildly here.
Adrian Wolf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Culkin swings for the body but Wolf moves out of range.
Wolf avoids the head kick by Culkin.
Wolf blocks a head kick by Culkin.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Wolf. Culkin shrugs it off though.
A big right from Wolf misses. #T4#
Wolf lands a lovely overhand right.
Wolf slips under a jab from Culkin.
Wolf moves out of range of the strikes.
Wolf was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wolf lands a leg kick that knocks Culkin off balance momentarily.
Wolf bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Wolf throws a jab but it's blocked by Culkin.
Wolf throws an overhand right that lands on Culkin's shoulder, as Culkin tries to avoid the shot.
Culkin shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Wolf eats them both and turns towards Culkin to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wolf misses with an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Macaulay Culkin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Culkin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Macaulay Culkin!

In his post fight interview, Macaulay Culkin started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Adrian Wolf spoke after the fight, saying 'Losing can be a habit just like winning. But I gonna make sure that I will be the winner next time and be the best in the world. And I gonna shock the system for sure because I am undisputed.'.

 

Event: OFC 387: Shamrock vs Barathian     
Date:   Nov 03, 2018
#R1#
Knight tries to clinch but Culkin is having none of it.
Knight moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Knight cracks the inside of Culkin's front leg.
Culkin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Knight.
Knight uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
Culkin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Knight cracks Culkin with a right hand to the side of the head.
Knight fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Culkin.
Knight closes the distance and lands a one-two.#ROC#
Culkin is rocked!
Culkin scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Knight throws a leg kick
and Culkin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Culkin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Knight throws out the jab.
Despite the aggression on Culkin's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Knight tries to clinch up but Culkin circles away and keeps his distance.
Knight throws a nice looking combination but Culkin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Culkin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Knight staying out of range there.
Culkin takes a swing at Knight's ribcage but misses.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Knight avoids them all with ease.
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Knight bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#T1#
Culkin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Macaulay Culkin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Culkin slips a jab from Knight.
Culkin throws a counter combo.
Knight throws a left and a right that both miss
and Culkin counters with a straight right hand.
Culkin takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Culkin misses with a wild combination.
Culkin moves out of range of the leg kick from Knight.
Knight closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Knight seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Knight throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Culkin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Knight moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Culkin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Knight slips under a jab.
Knight will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Culkin throws a series of punches but Knight avoids them all with ease. #T2#
Knight takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Culkin checks a leg kick nicely.
Knight slips a jab and a cross from Culkin.
Culkin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Knight misses with a two punch combination.
Culkin stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Culkin scores with a body shot.
Culkin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knight.
Knight fails to land with a series of punches.
Knight gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Culkin counters with a nice uppercut.
Culkin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Knight needs to keep his hands up - Culkin had a free shot at his head there.
Culkin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Culkin scores with a jab. Knight acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #ROC2#
Knight is rocked!#T3#
Knight is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Oh Knight is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Culkin throws a right hand that misses
and Knight counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Knight seems to have got his legs back now.
Knight tries to clinch there but Culkin circles away.
Knight misses with a hook. Culkin ducked under it nicely.
Knight lands a jab to Culkin's midsection.
Knight looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Knight is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Culkin misses with a wild body shot.
Knight shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Culkin as he avoids it easily.
A combination from Culkin does no damage.
Culkin misses with a two punch combination.
Knight throws a jab but it's blocked by Culkin.
Knight lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #T4#
Knight throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Knight ducks under a wild hook from Culkin.
Knight throws a head kick but Culkin moves out of range.
Culkin unleashes a big counter combination but Knight bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
A combination from Culkin does no damage.
Culkin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Culkin lands a jab.#KD#
Knight lands a big head kick that sends Culkin tumbling to the mat! Knight takes a step backwards and waves Culkin back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Culkin is still on wobbly legs! Can Knight finish him?#CUT#
It looks like Macaulay Culkin has been cut.
Culkin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Culkin.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Culkin scores with a hook.
Culkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Kenny Knight seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Knight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Macaulay Culkin will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Macaulay Culkin's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Danga de danga de dang - Culkin scores with a four punch combination!
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Knight takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#CL#
Knight closes the distance and clinches.
Knight tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Culkin just stands there and leans against the cage.
Knight tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Knight is controlling him.
A short right from Knight.
Culkin is trying to force a seperation but Knight has the dominant position.#BC#
Knight pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Knight dodges the punch combination from Culkin.
Knight swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knight tries to clinch but Culkin moves out of range.
Culkin looks to land a combination but Knight avoids it well. #CL#
Knight forces Culkin back against the cage and clinches.#BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch. #T1#
Knight gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Culkin throws a big shot that misses.
Culkin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Knight misses with a leg kick
and Culkin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Culkin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Knight tries to clinch but Culkin is having none of it.
Culkin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Knight tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Culkin is able to avoid easily.
Knight tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Culkin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Knight circles away quickly and effectively.
A combination from Knight does no damage.
Kenny Knight is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Knight wants to clinch up but Culkin keeps it at a distance.
Culkin misses with a double jab.
Culkin looks to land a combination but Knight avoids it well.
Culkin is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Knight.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Culkin slips a straight right by Knight.
Knight lands a glancing blow to the side of Culkin's head.#KD#
Knight lands a big uppercut and Culkin crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Culkin looks OK. Knight waves Culkin back to his feet!
Culkin keeps the fight on the outside.#CL#
Knight closes the distance and clinches.
Knight lands a left hand.
Knight jumps guard but Culkin stands there with Knight around his waist. Knight gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Knight tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Culkin smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kenny Knight. That's going to take a lot out of him.
OH! Culkin has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Knight smells blood and charges in for the finish! Knight unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Culkin sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kenny Knight!
Kenny Knight decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: OFC 378: Montezuma vs Wyatt II     
Date:   Sep 22, 2018
#R1#
Wiremu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wiremu tries a head kick but it misses.
Wiremu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wiremu scores with a head kick. Culkin tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Culkin misses with a wild combination.
Culkin throws a looping overhand right but Wiremu ducks down to avoid it.
Culkin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wiremu.
Wiremu connects with a leg kick. Culkin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Culkin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Wiremu to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
Wiremu clinches up with Culkin and pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Wiremu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wiremu throws a half hearted mid kick.
Culkin misses with a jab, cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiremu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Culkin keeps the fight on the outside.#T1#
Culkin looks to land a right hand but Wiremu moved out of range.
Wiremu scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wiremu bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wiremu misses with a body shot.
Culkin blocks a head kick by Wiremu.
Culkin avoids the body shot from Wiremu.
Culkin lands a nice looking body shot.
Wiremu misses with a wild body shot.
Culkin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nice shot by Culkin.
Wiremu lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Culkin at a distance.
Culkin connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiremu lands a really nice looking cross but Culkin seems unphased. #T2#
Wiremu on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wiremu tries a head kick but it misses.
A little jabbing left from Culkin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wiremu walks into a stiff left hand from Culkin.
Wiremu feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Culkins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Culkin connects with a looping right hand.
Wiremu bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Culkin's head backwards.
Wiremu connects with a solid leg kick.
Wiremu throws a push kick but Culkin slaps the foot to one side.
Culkin is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Culkin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wiremu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Culkin's calf.#CL#
Wiremu gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Wiremu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiremu misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T3#
Wiremu lands a right hand.
Wiremu misses with some punches.
Wiremu swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wiremu misses with the head strike.
Culkin tries to break free but Wiremu pushes him back against the cage.
Culkin is trying to break free.
Wiremu working aggressively here.
Culkin wants to get back to striking at distance but Wiremu won't allow it.
Wiremu misses with the head strike.
Culkin is trying to force a seperation but Wiremu has the dominant position.
Wiremu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wiremu lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wiremu. #T4##BC#
Wiremu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A big left from Wiremu misses.
Wiremu scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Culkin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wiremu stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wiremu takes one on the button.
Culkin blocks a leg kick.
A little jabbing left from Culkin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wiremu blocks a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Culkin scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wiremu works Culkin's body with a nice hook.
Wiremu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wiremu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Culkin.
Wiremu just misses with a punch to the body.
Wiremu tests Culkin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Culkin throws a hook but Wiremu avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aloysius Wiremu dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Wiremu wants to clinch.#CL#
Wiremu pushes Culkin up against the cage in a clinch.
Culkin tries to break the clinch but Wiremu is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wiremu.
Wiremu lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wiremu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiremu misses with the head strike.
Wiremu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wiremu lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Culkin or not.
Culkin blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
Wiremu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Culkin working hard to break the clinch.
Wiremu keeps control of Culkin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Culkin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC#
Wiremu breaks from the clinch.
Wiremu takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wiremu lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Culkin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Wiremu.
Wiremu throws a body punch but Culkin moves out of range.
Culkin throws a counter combo.
Wiremu misses with a shot to the body
and Culkin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wiremu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Culkin doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A punch combination from Culkin misses.
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wiremu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wiremu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Culkin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#T2##CL#
Wiremu has closed the distance and engaged Culkin in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiremu has a couple of punches blocked by Culkin.
Wiremu keeps control of Culkin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Culkin tries to break free but Wiremu pushes him back against the cage.
Wiremu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wiremu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Wiremu.
Wiremu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
Wiremu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wiremu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
Culkin is trying to force a seperation but Wiremu has the dominant position.
Wiremu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Wiremu has him pressed against the cage.
Wiremu misses with a body punch. #T3#
Wiremu scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wiremu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Wiremu breaks from the clinch.
Culkin moves out of range as Wiremu strikes.
Culkin might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
That kick from Wiremu tenderised Culkin's leg. Culkin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Culkin takes a swing at Wiremu's ribcage but misses.
Wiremu keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Culkin.
Wiremu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Culkin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Culkin let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Wiremu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
Wiremu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
Culkin avoids the head kick by Wiremu.
Aloysius Wiremu is winning the standup battle so far.
Culkin lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Left hook, right uppercut from Culkin. #T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Culkin misses with a looping left.
Culkin slips a straight right by Wiremu.
Wiremu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Culkin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Culkin fails to land with a series of punches.
Wiremu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Culkin! But no joy.
Culkin lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Aloysius Wiremu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wiremu lands a nice shot that snaps Culkin's head back.
Wiremu throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Culkin counters with a two punch combo.
Wiremu takes a swing at Culkin's ribcage but misses.
Culkin unleashes a big counter combination but Wiremu bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL#
Wiremu gets a clinch.
Wiremu swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Aloysius Wiremu will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Culkin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Culkin finds it's way through Wiremu's defenses.
Culkin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #ROC#
Culkin is rocked!
Culkin throws a looping overhand right but Wiremu ducks down to avoid it.
A left and a right from Culkin both land. Nice combination. #ROC2#
Wiremu is rocked!
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wiremu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Culkin lands a nice looking body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Culkin. Those never looked like landing.
Wiremu throws a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiremu misses with the body kick
and Culkin counters with a left and a right... And another left! Wiremu is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Macaulay Culkin!
Macaulay Culkin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: OFC 337: Ribber vs Tonon     
Date:   Jan 31, 2018
#R1#
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Kessler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Culkin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Culkin misses the jab.
Kessler lands with a good body shot.
Kessler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Culkin paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Culkin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
Culkin gets caught flat footed, as Kessler shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#ES2#
Culkin pushes Kessler off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kessler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Culkin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kessler.
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Kessler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kessler wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Culkin fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kessler throws a body punch but Culkin moves out of range.
Culkin looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Kessler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kessler takes a swing at Culkin's ribcage but misses.
Johann Kessler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kessler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kessler misses with the body kick
letting Culkin counter with a right hand.
Culkin looks to land a combination but Kessler avoids it well.
Kessler looks to clinch
and Culkin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #TD#
Kessler closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Kessler creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Culkin sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Culkin is pushing Kessler's head away, looking to escape. Kessler manages to hold on to the position though.
The ground and pound from Kessler seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Kessler working the ground and pound from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kessler lands a decent elbow from side control.
Kessler prevents Culkin from escaping the position.#T2#
Kessler wants to control but Culkin is keeping him busy.
Kessler in side control lands a decent elbow.
Kessler is looking to take a break and control but Culkin is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Culkin managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Kessler.
Culkin regains half guard there - taking advantage of Kessler's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Kessler slips a nice elbow through Culkin's hands, connecting with Culkin's forehead.
Kessler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Culkin keeps working.
Kessler is looking to advance position but Culkin won't allow it. #T3#
Kessler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Culkin scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Kessler manages to mount him!
Culkin wants to try and get back to his feet.
Kessler fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Kessler with a couple of short strikes.
Kessler unloads with some shots from mount but Culkin bucks and avoids them well.
Kessler trying to control but Culkin is having none of it.
Kessler raining down hammerfists from mount.#T4#
Kessler working the ground and pound effectively.
Kessler connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kessler fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Kessler scores with a couple of good head shots there.
A nice elbow there by Kessler.
Kessler working the ground and pound effectively. #ROC#
Culkin is rocked!
BOOM! Kessler connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Culkin is still in real trouble! Can Kessler finish him?
Kessler thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Culkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Kessler won't let Culkin get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Culkin in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Culkin tries to buck Kessler off but he can't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johann Kessler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Culkin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kessler manages to avoid it.
Culkin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kessler drops down looking for a counter takedown but Culkin sprawls and moves away.
Donk. Culkin catches Kessler right on the button with a cross.
Kessler connects with a body shot that sends Culkin's belly button to the back.
Kessler feints and then cracks Culkin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Culkin down.
Kessler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Culkin as he avoids it easily.
Culkin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Kessler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Culkin but Culkin pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Culkin! But no joy.
A punch combination from Culkin misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin keeps the fight on the outside.
Kessler tries to close the distance and clinch but Culkin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kessler thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Culkin if he has to take too many more of those.
Culkin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T1##CL#
Kessler forces Culkin back against the cage and clinches.
Kessler throws a knee to the head but misses.
Culkin is looking to break free of the clinch but Kessler has double underhooks.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Kessler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Culkin or not.
Kessler has Culkin pressed against the cage, preventing Culkin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kessler misses with some punches.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kessler with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kessler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kessler holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kessler lands with a left to the head. #T2#
Culkin is trying to break free.
Culkin blocks a body shot from Kessler.
Kessler tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kessler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Culkin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kessler has him pressed against the cage.
Kessler throws a head punch that misses.
Culkin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kessler working aggressively here.
Kessler tries a knee to the head but Culkin blocks it.
Kessler controlling the action here for a moment.
Kessler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T3#
Kessler has a couple of punches blocked by Culkin.
Kessler lands a hook that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Culkin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kessler.
Kessler manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kessler is struggling to control the position.
Kessler lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Kessler misses with a knee strike.
Culkin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kessler using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Culkin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A frustrated look appears on Culkin's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T4#
Kessler tries a body shot but Culkin blocks it.
Culkin prevents a body shot from Kessler.
Kessler lands a right hand.
Kessler swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kessler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kessler can't find room to land a body shot as Culkin controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kessler.
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Culkin takes a shot to the head.
Kessler tries to land a knee to the head but Culkin blocks with his arms.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Kessler.
Culkin tries to break free but Kessler pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johann Kessler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Culkin looks to score with a jab to the body but Kessler is just out of range.
Kessler lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kessler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Culkin throws a counter combo.
Left hook, right uppercut from Culkin.
Culkin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Culkin slaps away a takedown attempt from Kessler, before circling back to the center of the mat.
As Kessler backs off Culkin throws a huge counter combo but Kessler manages to avoid it all.
Culkin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kessler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Culkin moves away.
Kessler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
Donk. Culkin catches Kessler right on the button with a cross.
Culkin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A slapping body kick lands there for Kessler.#T1#
Culkin throws a right hand that Kessler ducks under and follows up with a left that Kessler also avoids with ease.
Kessler tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Culkin manages to circle out of the way.
Kessler misses with a shot to the body
and Culkin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #ROC2#
Kessler is rocked!
Kessler lands with a nice body kick.
Kessler tries to close the distance and clinch but Culkin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Kessler avoids them all with ease.
Kessler attempts a counter takedown but Culkin avoids it well and moves away.
Donk. Kessler catches Culkin right on the button with a cross.
Culkin looks for the body kick but Kessler saw that one coming. #CL#
Kessler gets a clinch.
Johann Kessler has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Culkin is trying to push Kessler away but Kessler has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kessler with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kessler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Kessler - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kessler. #BC2#
Culkin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kessler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Culkin was well out of range. Poor timing from Kessler.
Some wild striking there from Culkin.
As Culkin tries to get set, Kessler tries to push him back and clinch up but Culkin manages to avoid the attempt.
Culkin misses with a looping left.
Kessler is looking to counter punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kessler works Culkin's body with a nice hook.
Kessler tries to clinch up.
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Kessler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#CL#
Kessler has closed the distance and engaged Culkin in a clinch. #T3#
Kessler tries to land knees in the clinch but Culkin avoids the damage to the body.
Kessler misses with a body punch.
Kessler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler has him pressed against the cage.
Kessler lands a hook that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.
Kessler working aggressively here.
Kessler prevents Culkin from breaking the clinch.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kessler throws a punch but it's blocked by Culkin. #BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kessler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T4#
Culkin misses with the combination.
Culkin lands the left hand.#CL#
Kessler darts in and clinches Culkin up against the cage.
Culkin takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kessler scores with a knee to the head.
Kessler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kessler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Culkin.
Macaulay Culkin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Culkin letting Kessler take a breather here.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Johann Kessler.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kessler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johann Kessler!

After winning the bout, Johann Kessler thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: OFC: Blood Night XLVII     
Date:   Jan 05, 2018
#R1#
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Kessler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#CL#
Kessler clinches.
Kessler lands a nice uppercut.
Kessler has Culkin pushed against the cage.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Culkin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kessler throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kessler takes one to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin connects with a body shot that sends Kessler's belly button to the back.
A slow jab from Culkin misses its intended target.
A cross from Culkin lands.
Culkin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kessler misses with a body kick. #T1#
Culkin looks to land a left hand but Kessler moved out of range nicely.
Culkin pulls out of a head kick attempt. #TD#
Culkin gets caught napping as Kessler dives in and scores a takedown. Culkin manages to retain guard.#ES2#
Culkin kicks Kessler off and gets to his feet.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Kessler avoids them all with ease.
Culkin avoids the head kick by Kessler.
A punch combination from Culkin misses.
Kessler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Culkin lands with a nice body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Culkin uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kessler has time to react.
Kessler fails with the takedown
and Kessler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Kessler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Culkin lands a nice looking body shot.
Some wild striking there from Kessler.
Kessler doesn't manage to clinch there - Culkin circles away. #CL#
Kessler pushes Culkin up against the cage in a clinch.
Culkin prevents a body shot from Kessler.
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage.
Kessler with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kessler has Culkin pushed against the cage.
Kessler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kessler has a couple of punches blocked by Culkin.
Kessler tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #T3#
Culkin can't break the clinch.
Kessler struggles to land a body shot inside as Culkin controls his hands.
Culkin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler has him pressed against the cage.
Kessler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Culkin blocks a body shot from Kessler.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch but Kessler keeps him there for the moment.
Kessler throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kessler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kessler.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Kessler with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kessler effectively controlling the action here.
Kessler throws a punch but it's blocked by Culkin. #T4#
Kessler is stalling here.
Kessler lands with a right to the head.
Kessler lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Kessler fails to land.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kessler obliges.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.#BC2#
Culkin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kessler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #TD#
Kessler scores with a takedown into Culkin's guard.#ES2#
Culkin uses the cage to get back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kessler lands a front kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Johann Kessler will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Culkin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kessler.
Kessler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kessler throws a head kick that misses. #CL#
Kessler has managed to clinch.
Culkin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kessler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kessler misses with a knee to the head. #BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Johann Kessler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some wild striking there from Culkin.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin looks to score with a jab to the body but Kessler is just out of range.
Culkin misses with a looping right.#CL#
Kessler closes the distance and clinches.
Culkin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#T1#
Kessler misses with a body punch.
Kessler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kessler works on Culkin's body with a couple of short punches.
Kessler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kessler throws a head punch that misses.
Kessler throws a punch but it's blocked by Culkin.
Culkin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kessler lands a hook that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Kessler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kessler lands an uppercut.
Johann Kessler has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kessler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Culkin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kessler misses with a body punch.
Culkin blocking some punches.
Kessler stalling. #T2#
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage.
Kessler tries a body shot but Culkin blocks it.
Culkin tries to break free but Kessler pushes him back against the cage.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kessler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Culkin.
Kessler tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage. #BC2#
Culkin breaks from the clinch.
Kessler throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kessler shoots in looking for a takedown but Culkin manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Kessler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kessler throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kessler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Culkin throws a shot from downtown. Kessler moves away and avoids it.#T3#
Kessler fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kessler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Culkin misses with a hook to the body #CL#
and Kessler counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kessler.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kessler lands with a left to the head.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Culkin blocks an uppercut.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kessler misses with a body punch.
Kessler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Culkin is defending well for now.
Kessler throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Culkin blocks it with crossed arms.
Culkin blocks a body shot from Kessler.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body. #BC2#
Culkin breaks from the clinch. #T4#
Kessler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Culkin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kessler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Culkin jabs Kessler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kessler!
Culkin lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kessler backs up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kessler is trying hard to land a takedown here. Culkin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Culkin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kessler wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#TD#
Kessler shoots in and bounces Culkin off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Culkin manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johann Kessler dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Culkin circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kessler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Culkin.
Kessler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Culkin but Culkin pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Culkin takes a swing at Kessler's ribcage but misses.
Kessler seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Culkin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kessler's head backwards.#CL#
Kessler clinches up against the cage.
Kessler keeps control of Culkin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kessler looking to slow down the pace here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kessler tries to land knees in the clinch but Culkin avoids the damage to the body.
Culkin wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A left hand lands to the body for Kessler.
Stalling in the clinch from Kessler. #T1#
Kessler tries a body shot but Culkin blocks it.
Kessler with a knee to the head.
Kessler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Kessler struggles to land a body shot inside as Culkin controls his hands.
Kessler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Culkin. #BC2#
Culkin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kessler dodges the punch combination from Culkin.
Culkin scores with a jab. Kessler acknowledges it with a nod of the head. #CL#
Kessler has taken the fight to the clinch. #T2#
Kessler lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kessler.
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage. #BC2#
Culkin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Culkin with a hook.
Kessler tries to clinch up but Culkin circles away and keeps his distance.
It seemed like Culkin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Culkin scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #ROC2#
Kessler is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kessler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kessler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kessler throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kessler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kessler staying out of range there.#T3#
Culkin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kessler was well out of range. Poor timing from Culkin.
Culkin scores with a hook.
Kessler cracks the inside of Culkin's front leg.
Kessler throws a head kick but Culkin moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Culkin's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Kessler tries to clinch up.
Culkin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Culkin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kessler misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Macaulay Culkin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kessler scores with a kick to the body.
Kessler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
Kessler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T4#
Culkin throws a lazy right hand but Kessler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kessler goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nice defenses there by Culkin.#CL#
Kessler forces Culkin back against the cage and clinches.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kessler throws a head punch that misses.
Kessler tries a knee to the head but Culkin blocks it.
Kessler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kessler misses with a knee strike.
Kessler misses with some punches.
Kessler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.
Culkin blocks a body shot from Kessler.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Macaulay Culkin.
I think Kessler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 29:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

 

Event: OFC 308: Nilkki vs Fei Chung     
Date:   Aug 26, 2017
#R1#
Dyrdek uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Culkin.
Dyrdek takes a body punch but keeps moving.
No joy there for Culkin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A punch combination from Culkin misses.
Culkin scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #CUT2#
It looks like Rob Dyrdek has been cut.
Dyrdek pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Culkin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Culkin throws a jab but it's blocked by Dyrdek.
Culkin misses with a jab, cross combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Culkin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dyrdek.
Nice shot by Dyrdek.#T1#
Culkin lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #CL#
Dyrdek rushes Culkin and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dyrdek is stalling here.
Culkin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Culkin wants to get back to striking at distance but Dyrdek won't allow it.
Dyrdek tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
Dyrdek misses with a body punch.
Dyrdek is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dyrdek misses with a knee strike.
Dyrdek tries a knee to the head but Culkin blocks it. #T2#
Dyrdek pushes off an throws an elbow but Culkin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Culkin being controlled against the cage.
Dyrdek throws a punch but it's blocked by Culkin.
Dyrdek leaning against his opponent.
Culkin managing to block the knees to the body from Dyrdek.
Dyrdek works on Culkin's body with a couple of short punches.
Dyrdek with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Good body shot from Dyrdek.
Culkin avoids a wild elbow strike from Dyrdek.
Dyrdek is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dyrdek working Culkin over with knees to the body.#T3#
Dyrdek keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.
A frustrated look appears on Culkin's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dyrdek is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dyrdek putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Culkin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Culkin looks winded!
Dyrdek cracks Culkin with a nice body shot.
Nice elbow from Dyrdek.
Dyrdek stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dyrdek taking a breather.
Dyrdek gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.#T4#
Dyrdek keeps control of Culkin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dyrdek keeps control of Culkin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dyrdek makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Culkin working hard to break the clinch.#BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Culkin lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross. #CL#
Dyrdek has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dyrdek stalling in the clinch.
Culkin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dyrdek lands a good knee to the midsection. Culkin won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Culkin is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dyrdek tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Dyrdek dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rob Dyrdek's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Culkin blocks a head kick by Dyrdek.
Culkin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Culkin throws a hook to the side of Dyrdek's head but Dyrdek sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dyrdek is looking for a counter combo.
Culkin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Culkin connects with a single shot there.
Rob Dyrdek is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Culkin lands with a right hand.
Culkin misses with a body shot.
As Culkin tries to get set, Dyrdek tries to push him back and clinch up but Culkin manages to avoid the attempt.
Culkin displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #CL#
Dyrdek instigates a clinch.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dyrdek scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dyrdek crunches a lovely knee into Culkin's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dyrdek works on Culkin's body with a couple of short punches.
Culkin is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Dyrdek. #T1#
Dyrdek keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.
Dyrdek is struggling to control the position.
Dyrdek is struggling to control the position.
Dyrdek misses with a knee to the head.
Dyrdek tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
Dyrdek tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dyrdek throws a knee to the head but misses.
Culkin wants to get back to striking at distance but Dyrdek won't allow it.
Dyrdek slowing the pace effectively.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dyrdek tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Dyrdek scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dyrdek lands a left hand that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Dyrdek has Culkin pressed against the cage, preventing Culkin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dyrdek tries to land a knee to the head but Culkin blocks with his arms.
Culkin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Dyrdek is controlling him.
Dyrdek scores with a knee to the head.
Culkin wants to break free but Dyrdek has control.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch but Dyrdek keeps him there for the moment.#KD#
Dyrdek drops Culkin with a big knee straight up the middle! Culkin is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! #ROC#
Culkin is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Macaulay Culkin has been cut.#T3#
Dyrdek looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Culkin is still on wobbly legs! Can Dyrdek finish him?
Dyrdek with a poor takedown
and Culkin counters with a stiff right hand.
Dyrdek tries to close the distance and clinch up but Culkin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Culkin leaves Dyrdek with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rob Dyrdek. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Dyrdek fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Culkin, pushing him back against the cage.
Culkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Dyrdek tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
Culkin avoiding damage as Dyrdek throws knees to the body.
Culkin letting Dyrdek take a breather here.
Dyrdek keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.#T4#
Dyrdek content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dyrdek will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Culkin up against the cage.
Dyrdek holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dyrdek.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Dyrdek has him pressed against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dyrdek.
Dyrdek missing with knees to the body.
Dyrdek tries to land a knee to the head but Culkin blocks with his arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Dyrdek dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Dyrdek's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Culkin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Culkin keeps the fight on the outside.
Culkin throws out a counter right but Dyrdek avoids it with no problem.
Dyrdek fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dyrdek is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
Culkin swinging wildly here.
Culkin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dyrdek moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Culkin sizes up Dyrdek with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Culkin loads up on a big right hand but Dyrdek slips the punch.
As Culkin tries to get set, Dyrdek tries to push him back and clinch up but Culkin manages to avoid the attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin throws a body punch but Dyrdek moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dyrdek looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
As Dyrdek backs off Culkin throws a huge counter combo but Dyrdek manages to avoid it all.
Culkin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dyrdek. #T1#
Culkin throws a hook to the side of Dyrdek's head but Dyrdek sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dyrdek is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Culkin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dyrdek waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Culkin.
Dyrdek connects with a single shot there.
Macaulay Culkin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Culkin throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dyrdek counters with a low kick, right behind Culkin 's knee.
Culkin moves out of range as Dyrdek strikes.
Culkin throws a right and a left that Dyrdek avoids nicely.
As Culkin tries to get set, Dyrdek tries to push him back and clinch up but Culkin manages to avoid the attempt.
Culkin swinging wildly here. #T2##CL#
Dyrdek has managed to clinch.
Dyrdek tries to land a knee to the head but Culkin blocks with his arms.
Dyrdek is stalling here.
Dyrdek scores with a hook to the body.
Culkin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dyrdek is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Dyrdek dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#T3#
Culkin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dyrdek tries to work over Culkin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dyrdek landing knees to the body.
Dyrdek using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dyrdek lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dyrdek using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Culkin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dyrdek is pushing Culkin up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dyrdek has Culkin pressed against the cage, preventing Culkin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T4#
Dyrdek stalling against the cage.
Culkin tries to circle away but Dyrdek has him pinned against the cage.
Dyrdek lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dyrdek avoiding damage.
A short uppercut from Dyrdek.
Culkin is trying to force a seperation but Dyrdek has the dominant position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dyrdek landing knees to the body.
Macaulay Culkin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rob Dyrdek is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dyrdek scores with a knee to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rob Dyrdek showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dyrdek, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rob Dyrdek!

 

Event: OFC: Blood Night XLII     
Date:   Aug 16, 2017
#R1#
A shot to the liver by Culkin. Beautiful body shot.
Zelboraf takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Culkin fails to land with a series of punches.
Zelboraf let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Culkin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zelboraf tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Culkin was well out of range. Poor timing from Zelboraf.
Culkin's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Culkin duly obliges. #CUT#
It looks like Vemurafenib Zelboraf has been cut.
Zelboraf looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Zelboraf takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Culkin lands a hook that stumbles Zelboraf back into the cage. Culkin follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Zelboraf to the canvas! Culkin pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Zelboraf has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Macaulay Culkin!
After winning the bout, Macaulay Culkin thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Vemurafenib Zelboraf had this to say: 'Everyone in village watch communal copy of VHS classic movie. How can I return to village after beaten by Kevin McCallister?'.

 

Event: OFC: Blood Night XL     
Date:   Jun 30, 2017
#R1#
Kessler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CL#
Kessler closes the distance and pushes Culkin back into the cage.
The referee calls for Kessler to work.
Kessler with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short body shot lands from Culkin as the two fighters clinch.
Kessler holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kessler tries to land a knee to the head but Culkin blocks with his arms.
Culkin tries to break free but Kessler pushes him back against the cage.
A knee to the head by Kessler.
Kessler misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kessler stalling the fight.
Culkin wants to get back to striking at distance but Kessler won't allow it.
Kessler trying to land knees to the body.
Culkin prevents a body shot from Kessler.
Kessler lands a knee to the head. #T1#
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.#BC2#
Culkin manages to break the clinch.
Crunch! Kessler slams his shin into Culkin's torso.
Culkin works Kessler's body with a nice hook.
Culkin tries to work over Kessler's front leg with a kick but Kessler checks it.
Kessler lands with an uppercut that bounces Culkin off the cage and back into range.
Kessler pushes Culkin away with a front kick.#CL#
Kessler forces Culkin back against the cage and clinches.
Kessler displaying some good clinch control by pressing Culkin up against the cage.
Kessler lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #T2#
A short body shot lands from Kessler as the two fighters clinch.
Culkin is trying to force a seperation but Kessler has the dominant position.
Kessler unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kessler misses with a punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kessler misses with the head strike.
Culkin prevents a body shot from Kessler.
Kessler has Culkin pressed against the cage.
Kessler misses with the head strike.
Kessler lands a nice knee to the body.
Kessler missing with knees to the body.
Kessler is stalling here. #BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T3##CL#
Kessler moves into range and clinches up with Culkin.
Kessler slowing the pace effectively.
Kessler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Culkin.
Kessler tries to land knees in the clinch but Culkin avoids the damage to the body.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kessler misses with a knee strike.
Kessler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Culkin or not.
Still in the clinch, Kessler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Culkin has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Kessler seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Culkin can turn it around.
Kessler tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Culkin avoids it.
Kessler unloads a knee to the mid-section. Culkin lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kessler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Culkin is defending well for now.
A short right from Kessler on the inside.
Kessler missing with knees to the body.
Kessler misses with some punches. #T4#
Kessler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.
Kessler manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kessler tries to work over Culkin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage.
Kessler lands with a short shot to the head.
Culkin tries to circle away but Kessler has him pinned against the cage.
Kessler gets through Culkin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kessler misses with a knee to the head.
Kessler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.
Kessler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johann Kessler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Kessler connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CL#
Kessler pushes Culkin up against the cage in a clinch.
Kessler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Culkin is defending well for now.
Kessler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Culkin.
Johann Kessler has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.
Kessler stalling.
Culkin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Culkin tries to circle away but Kessler has him pinned against the cage.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kessler throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Culkins head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin tries to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling the position.
Knees to the body from Kessler.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kessler.
Culkin is trying to force a seperation but Kessler has the dominant position.
Kessler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Culkin. #T1#
Kessler lands a shot to the body.
Culkin tries to circle away but Kessler has him pinned against the cage.
Kessler tries to throw a body punch but Culkin avoids it by throwing Kessler back against the cage.
Kessler is struggling to control the position.
Kessler misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kessler missing with knees to the body.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch but Kessler keeps him there for the moment.
A hook to the body from Kessler.
Kessler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kessler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
A short right from Kessler.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kessler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Stalling in the clinch from Kessler.
Culkin wants to break free but Kessler has control.
Kessler throws a head punch that misses.
Kessler keeps control of Culkin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kessler tries to work over Culkin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Culkin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kessler has him pressed against the cage.
Kessler misses with a knee to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Kessler.
Culkin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kessler misses with a body punch.
Kessler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #T3#
Kessler misses with a knee strike.
Kessler stalling.
Culkin is trying to push Kessler away but Kessler has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Culkin blocks an uppercut.
Culkin tries to break free but Kessler pushes him back against the cage.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kessler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Culkin's efforts to push away.
Kessler holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch but Kessler keeps him there for the moment.
Kessler will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Culkin up against the cage.
Culkin blocks an uppercut. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Kessler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kessler pressing his opponent against the cage.
Kessler looking to throw knees to the head but Culkin is blocking nicely.
Kessler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kessler.
Kessler lands a hook that snaps the head of Culkin backwards. #BC2#
Culkin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kessler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Culkin's calf.
Macaulay Culkin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kessler tries to close the distance and clinch but Culkin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #TD#
Kessler drives through with a takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johann Kessler dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Kessler has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Culkin. Kessler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kessler darts in trying to clinch
letting Culkin counter with a right hand.
Kessler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#CL#
Kessler fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Culkin, pushing him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kessler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kessler misses with a knee to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Culkin.
Kessler missing with knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Kessler.
Kessler will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Culkin up against the cage.#T1#
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Culkin takes a shot to the head.
Kessler tries to land a knee to the head but Culkin blocks with his arms.
Culkin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.
Culkin working hard to break the clinch.
Kessler working aggressively here.
Kessler has Culkin pressed against the cage, preventing Culkin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Come on Kessler - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Kessler misses with a body punch. #T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kessler.
Kessler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Culkin is defending well for now.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.
The referee calls for Culkin to work.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Kessler can't find room to land a body shot as Culkin controls the action.
Kessler lands with a left to the head.
Culkin avoiding damage as Kessler throws knees to the body.
Kessler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Culkin being controlled against the cage.
Kessler swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Culkin tries to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling the position.
Culkin wants to break free but Kessler has control.
Stalling in the clinch from Kessler.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kessler.
Kessler misses with a knee to the head.
Kessler stalling the fight.
Kessler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kessler pushes Culkin back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kessler.
Kessler misses with a punch to the body.
Kessler scores with a shot to the side of Culkin's head.
Kessler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4#
Culkin managing to block the knees to the body from Kessler.
Culkin tries to break free but Kessler pushes him back against the cage.
Culkin has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kessler missing with knees to the body.
Kessler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Kessler - that landed with a thud.
Culkin is trying to break free.
Kessler lands a left hand.
Culkin avoiding damage as Kessler throws knees to the body.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Kessler is controlling him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Culkin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kessler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Macaulay Culkin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A frustrated look appears on Culkin's face as he tries to break the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johann Kessler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kessler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:26
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johann Kessler!

Johann Kessler thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: OFC 273: War Wounds     
Date:   Apr 01, 2017
#R1##TD#
Bull is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Culkin's half guard.
Bull takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Culkin keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bull is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bull lands strikes from half guard.
Culkin is controlling Bull's trapped leg to prevent Bull from advancing to side control.
Bull missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bull slips a nice elbow through Culkin's hands, connecting with Culkin's forehead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bull lands with a punch from half guard.
Bull is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Bull missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bull lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #SUB2#
Culkin looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Culkin looks like he's trying to stand up. #T1#
Culkin is doing well to control the position and prevent Bull from advancing to side control.
Culkin is trying to stand up here but Bull is controlling him well.
Bull lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bull has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bull prevents Culkin from improving his position.
Bull thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Culkin's head.
Culkin wants to improve his position but Bull is controlling well.
Bull is nestled in close to Culkin, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bull winds up and cracks Culkin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bull tries to pass to full mount but Culkin defends it. #T2#
Bull working over Culkin with some ground and pound. Culkin looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB2#
Culkin looking for submissions off his back.
Culkin works his way to full guard. Good work.
Culkin looking to control.
Culkin wants to sweep here but Bull controlling him for the moment.
Bull scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bull is looking to work some ground and pound but Culkin has wrist control.
Bull throwing strikes but missing.
Bull postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bull working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Bull is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #ROC#
Culkin is rocked!#T3##SUB2#
Bull got a little sloppy there for a moment and Culkin has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bull has managed to get both his arms back between Culkin's legs - danger averted.
Culkin is still in real trouble! Can Bull finish him?
Bull lands a couple of digs.
Bull landing some decent shots from guard.
Bull is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Bull scoring with some ground and pound.
Bull working some strikes from top position.#SUB2#
Culkin is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bull defends well.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bull accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Culkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Bull is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T4#
Bull with a nice head shot there.
Culkin looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Bull won't allow Culkin to get back to his feet.
Bull missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bull passes into half guard.
Bull winds up and cracks Culkin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bull winds up and cracks Culkin with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #ES2#
Culkin kicks Bull off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circle momentarily. Culkin darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bull ducks right into an uppercut from Culkin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Bull dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Culkin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bull is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
Culkin connects with a right hand. Bull shakes it off.
Bull takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Culkin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bull under the eye.
Culkin shoots in but no luck this time.
Culkin pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bull back to the cage. Culkin follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A swing and a miss from Culkin.#T1#
Bull tries for a takedown but Culkin circles away easily
and Culkin counters with a right hand to the body.
Bull moves out of range as Culkin strikes.
Bull was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Culkin throws a body shot but no joy.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Culkin scores with a nice head shot.#TD#
Bull darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Culkin looks like he's trying to stand up. #T2#
Culkin manages to get to full guard.
Culkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bull.
Bull in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bull scoring with some ground and pound.
Bull cracks Culkin with a solid left hand.
Bull throws a big elbow that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bull lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SUB2#
Culkin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Culkin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #T3#
Bull lands a couple of digs.
Bull is working Culkin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Bull scoring with punches to the head and body.
Culkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bull.
Culkin has momentary wrist control but Bull slips an elbow through the middle.
Bull is looking to work some ground and pound but Culkin has wrist control.
Bull cracks Culkin with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bull lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bull scoring with some ground and pound.
Culkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bull.
Culkin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bull in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bull lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T4#
Bull landing with the ground and pound.
Bull throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bull postures up.
Culkin wants to stand up but Bull is controlling him.
Bull lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bull makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Bull loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bull accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bull distracts Culkin with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Bull throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Culkin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bull postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bull throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Culkin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Clubber Bull will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Bull ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Culkin with a poor takedown
and Bull counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bull looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bull.
Culkin misses with an uppercut. Bull saw that one coming.
It looked like Bull wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bull shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Culkin as he jumps to the side.
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Bull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bull was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bull shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clubber Bull. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Culkin lands a two punch combo. #T1#
Bull ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Culkin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bull looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Culkin is fending him off so far but Bull persists. Nope, Culkin circles away and we're back to standing.
Bull takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bull shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Culkin but Culkin pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Culkin misses with a series of wild punches.
Clubber Bull is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Bull uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
It looked like Bull wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Culkin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An attempted straight right counter from Bull misses the target.
Culkin throws a hook to the side of Bull's head but Bull sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bull shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Culkin counters with a series of strikes. Bull will be more careful next time no doubt. #TD#
Bull shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Culkin napping and manages to drive through into side control!#ES2#
Culkin explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Macaulay Culkin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T3#
Culkin throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Culkin misses with an uppercut. Bull saw that one coming.
Bull is looking to counter punch.
Culkin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bull is looking to counter punch.
Culkin lands with a straight right. Bull didn't see that one coming.
Culkin misses with a two punch combination.
Bull swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bull shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Culkin as he jumps to the side. #T4#
Culkin misses the shot to the body.
Bull dives in and grabs Culkin's left leg, looking for a takedown. Culkin pushes down on Bull's head and hops out.
A nice side step and Culkin releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Culkin throws a lazy right hand but Bull sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Culkin throws a wild body kick that Bull sees coming a mile off.
Culkin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bull momentarily.
Bull defending well as Culkin loads up on a big left hand.
Macaulay Culkin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bull shoots in but Culkin avoids the takedown attempt easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Macaulay Culkin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bull has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clubber Bull!

A less than humble Clubber Bull misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

 

Event: OFC 265: Rockin vs Santos     
Date:   Mar 04, 2017
#R1#
Culkin misses with a hook. Wrexham ducked under it nicely.
As Culkin looks to move away, Wrexham throws a big counter combo but Culkin just gets out of the way.
Culkin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Culkin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wrexham .
Culkin lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Culkin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wrexham 's hands.
Culkin tries to bum rush Wrexham with a series of wild strikes but Wrexham uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Culkin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Culkin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Culkin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wrexham .
Wrexham misses with a looping left.
Wrexham throws a body punch but Culkin moves out of range.
Wrexham is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Culkin.
Wrexham tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Culkin paws at him with a jab and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrexham throws a hook but Culkin avoids it easily.
Culkin doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Wrexham is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Culkin.
Culkin throws a counter combo.
Wrexham throws a poor cross that misses
and Culkin counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Culkin throws a lazy uppercut
and Wrexham counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Culkin thinking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wrexham misses with a hook
and Wrexham takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Wrexham throws out a loose jab but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Culkin slips a jab from Wrexham .
Wrexham looks to land a right hand but Culkin moved out of range.
Wrexham throws a lazy uppercut
and Wrexham takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wrexham lands a nice shot that snaps Culkin's head back.
Culkin takes a swing at Wrexham 's ribcage but misses.
Culkin moves away from the strike by Wrexham .
Culkin is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Wrexham with a body shot.
Wrexham is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Culkin.
It seemed like Culkin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Culkin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wrexham .
Wrexham missing with a left hand there. Culkin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice defenses there by Wrexham .
A telegraphed right hand from Wrexham misses the target.
Nice straight punches there by Culkin. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Culkin.
A combination from Culkin does no damage. #CL#
Wrexham closes the distance and clinches. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wrexham scores with a shoulder strike.
Wrexham has a couple of punches blocked by Culkin.
Wrexham misses with the head strike.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wrexham misses with the head strike.
Wrexham struggles to land a body shot inside as Culkin controls his hands.
Wrexham lands a body punch in the clinch.
Culkin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wrexham lands a right hand.
Culkin can't break the clinch.
Wrexham tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wrexham swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wrexham lands a hook that snaps the head of Culkin backwards. #T3#
Wrexham lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wrexham goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wrexham works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Culkin takes a shot to the head.
Culkin prevents a body shot from Wrexham .
Wrexham misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wrexham stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wrexham lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wrexham tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wrexham tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Culkin's elbow.
Wrexham tries a body shot but Culkin blocks it.
Culkin can't break the clinch.
Wrexham working aggressively here.
Wrexham tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wrexham fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
Wrexham tries to work over Culkin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wrexham lands an uppercut.
Culkin working hard to break the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wrexham .
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wrexham .
Wrexham lands a shoulder strike.
Wrexham misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wrexham working aggressively here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wrexham misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wrexham .
Culkin blocking some punches.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wrexham fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Wrexham .
Wrexham can't find room to land a body shot as Culkin controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Wrexham dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Culkin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wrexham uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
Wrexham tries to counter by clinching up but Culkin breaks away and moves out of range.#CL#
Wrexham clinches up with Culkin and pushes him back against the cage.
Wrexham working aggressively here.
Wrexham misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Wrexham fails to land.
Wrexham swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wrexham lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wrexham can't find room to land a body shot as Culkin controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrexham swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Culkin working hard to break the clinch.
Culkin is trying to break the clinch but Wrexham is controlling him.
Wrexham misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wrexham lands with a light punch inside. #T1#
Wrexham misses with a hook to the ribs.
Culkin working hard to break the clinch.
Wrexham makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Culkin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wrexham .
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wrexham misses with a body punch.
Wrexham misses with a punch on the inside.
Wrexham misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wrexham misses with a punch to the body.
Tyler Wrexham has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Still in the clinch, Wrexham scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wrexham doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wrexham swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wrexham lands with a light punch inside.
Wrexham misses with a hook from the clinch. #T2#
Wrexham swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Culkin.
Culkin wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wrexham lands a left hand.
Wrexham swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Culkin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Culkin blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wrexham pushes Culkin back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wrexham .
Wrexham has Culkin pressed against the cage, preventing Culkin from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Culkin wants to break free but Wrexham has control.
Wrexham tries a body shot but Culkin blocks it.
Wrexham misses with the head strike. #T3#
Wrexham prevents Culkin from breaking the clinch.
Wrexham misses with a punch on the inside.
Wrexham misses with a short punch on the inside.
Culkin is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wrexham misses with the head strike.
Wrexham lands a left hand that snaps the head of Culkin backwards.
Wrexham softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Culkin tries to break the clinch but Wrexham is controlling the position.
Wrexham goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Culkin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wrexham throws a head punch that misses.
Wrexham tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wrexham misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Culkin blocks a body shot from Wrexham .
Wrexham stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T4#
Wrexham misses with some punches. #BC2#
Culkin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Culkin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wrexham circles away quickly and effectively.
Wrexham misses with a body shot.
A punch combination from Culkin misses.
Wrexham is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
Wrexham misses with a left hand
and Culkin counters with a right hand to the body. #CL#
Wrexham has closed the distance and engaged Culkin in a clinch.
Wrexham can't find room to land a body shot as Culkin controls the action.
Wrexham tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wrexham scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wrexham misses with the head strike.
Wrexham swings wildly with an uppercut but Culkin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wrexham lands a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyler Wrexham dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Culkin scores with a nice right hand.
A right-left combo lands from Wrexham .
Wrexham moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Wrexham scores with a four punch combination!#ROC#
Culkin is rocked!
Wrexham with a jab.
Culkin is still on wobbly legs! Can Wrexham finish him?
Wrexham lands a right hook to the body.
Tyler Wrexham seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wrexham throws a series of punches but Culkin moves out of range.
Wrexham tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Culkin was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrexham .
Culkin throws out a counter right but Wrexham avoids it with no problem.
We've been told by Wrexham 's head coaches at Jacks Fight Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Culkin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wrexham throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Culkin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Culkin! But no joy.
Culkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Wrexham tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Wrexham takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wrexham misses with a combination
and Culkin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Culkin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wrexham .
Culkin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Wrexham throws a right hand that misses
enabling Culkin to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Culkin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Culkin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tyler Wrexham is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wrexham misses with a hook. Culkin ducked under it nicely.
Culkin misses with an uppercut. Wrexham saw that one coming.
Wrexham throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Culkin to counter with a crisp jab.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Culkin defending well as Wrexham loads up on a big left hand.
Culkin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wrexham .
Wrexham misses with a lunging right hand
and Culkin counters with a left right combination that sends Wrexham crashing to the mat - Culkin wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Wrexham out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Macaulay Culkin!
In his post fight interview, Macaulay Culkin started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: OFC: Blood Night XXXIII     
Date:   Feb 05, 2017
#R1#
Culkin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Marques stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Culkin throws a right and a left that Marques avoids nicely.
Culkin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Marques is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Culkin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marques.
Marques misses the jab.
Culkin only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Marques. Those never looked like landing.
Marques swings for the body but Culkin moves out of range.
Marques tests Culkin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Culkin's corner calls for a 1-2. Culkin obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #CUT2#
It looks like Billy Marques has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marques tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Culkin paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Culkin misses with a wild combination.
Marques moves away from the strike by Culkin. #T1#
Marques steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Culkin.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Marques checks a leg kick.
Marques misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #KD2#
Culkin lands a big right hand that sends Marques crashing to the mat! Culkin stays standing though and waves Marques back to his feet!#ROC2#
Marques is rocked!
Marques doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Oh Marques is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Marques throws a right and a left that both miss.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Culkin connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Marques to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Culkin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Macaulay Culkin!
Macaulay Culkin bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Billy Marques was interviewed post fight and said 'I would like to apologize to my fans for what they witnessed here tonight. I am A LOT better than what you all seen here, trust me, the next time I step inside this octagon, you will witness something you've never seen before. MARK MY WORDS!'.

 

Event: OFC 248: Roadblock     
Date:   Jan 11, 2017
#R1#
Laranja moves out of range as Culkin throws a body kick.
Culkin scores with a punch to the head.
Laranja tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laranja misses with a double jab.
Culkin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Culkin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Laranja misses with a few strikes there.
Culkin takes a swing at Laranja's ribcage but misses.
Laranja wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin lands a lovely overhand right.
Laranja tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Culkin swivels and escapes.
Laranja shoots in and drives through. Culkin sprawls well.#T1#
Laranja throws a right hand that Culkin ducks under and follows up with a left that Culkin also avoids with ease.
Culkin swats away the attempt to clinch by Laranja.
A head kick misses from Culkin.
Culkin lands a really nice looking cross but Laranja seems unphased.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Laranja moves out of range.
Laranja is looking to clinch but Culkin is avoiding it.
Laranja swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Culkin swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Laranja tries to clinch but Culkin moves out of range.
Laranja shoots in for a double leg but Culkin sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Macaulay Culkin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Renato Laranja.
Laranja showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Culkin.
Culkin scores with a hook to the body. Laranja takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Laranja avoids the body shot from Culkin. #T2#
Laranja is looking to clinch but Culkin is avoiding it. #KD#
Culkin drops Laranja with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Laranja looks back up at him and smiles so Culkin waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#
Laranja is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laranja blocks a head kick by Culkin.
Laranja is still on wobbly legs! Can Culkin finish him?
Laranja closes the distance looking to clinch
and Culkin counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Macaulay Culkin!
During a confident post fight interview, Macaulay Culkin thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

 
 
 
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