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Event:
EFFA 182
Date: Oct 15, 2016 |
#R1#
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Sinytsyn moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thundercunt, pushing him back against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Sinytsyn - that landed with a thud.
Sinytsyn works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
Sinytsyn goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Sinytsyn stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
Sinytsyn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sinytsyn tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sinytsyn looking to stall.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Sinytsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sinytsyn is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
#BC#
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#T1#
Thundercunt throws a head kick but Sinytsyn moves out of range.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Sinytsyn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sinytsyn lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Sinytsyn looking to slow down the pace here.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn stalling the fight.
Thundercunt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters with an outside leg kick.
#CL2#
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Sinytsyn has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Sinytsyn avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Sinytsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sinytsyn looking to stall.
#T2#
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sinytsyn lands a body punch in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!#BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt lands with a slapping head kick. #CL2#
Sinytsyn gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sinytsyn has Thundercunt pushed against the ropes.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sinytsyn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sinytsyn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Thundercunt being controlled against the ropes.#BC#
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Thundercunt misses with the body kick
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sinytsyn slips a straight right by Thundercunt.#T3#
Thundercunt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Aleksandr Sinytsyn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sinytsyn on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.#CL2#
Sinytsyn closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the ropes.
Sinytsyn tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Sinytsyn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Sinytsyn is looking to clinch but Thundercunt is avoiding it.
Thundercunt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot. #CL2#
Sinytsyn takes the fight into the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Sinytsyn misses with some punches.
#T4#
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land. #BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC2#
Sinytsyn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Sinytsyn does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands an elbow inside that Sinytsyn shrugs off. #BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Thundercunt with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thundercunt, pushing him back against the ropes.
Sinytsyn scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Sinytsyn controls the action.
Sinytsyn is trying to stall.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sinytsyn or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Trumps Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Sinytsyn throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#CL2#
Sinytsyn instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sinytsyn or not.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
Sinytsyn creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Aleksandr Sinytsyn seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sinytsyn struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sinytsyn is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Thundercunt is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Thundercunt as Sinytsyn tries to tie him up.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sinytsyn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
#T1##BC#
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sinytsyn can do to turn this around?#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt lands a damaging elbow.
Sinytsyn takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Sinytsyn moves out of range of the leg kick from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sinytsyn's elbow.
Sinytsyn digs a right hand into Thundercunt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thundercunt's gas tank.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Thundercunt here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Sinytsyn takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thundercunt, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL2#
Sinytsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Thundercunt, pushing him back against the ropes.#T2#
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Thundercunt's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sinytsyn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn blocking some punches.
Sinytsyn lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sinytsyn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sinytsyn trying to land knees to the body.
Sinytsyn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt managing to block the knees to the body from Sinytsyn.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Sinytsyn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sinytsyn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T3#
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sinytsyn checks a leg kick. #CL2#
Sinytsyn darts in and clinches Thundercunt up against the ropes.
Sinytsyn stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
#BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Sinytsyn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thundercunt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sinytsyn's knee momentarily.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Trumps Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Sinytsyn darts in trying to clinch
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL2#
Sinytsyn closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the ropes.
A hook to the body from Sinytsyn.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside. #T4#
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
#BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn gets a clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sinytsyn backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC#
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sinytsyn tries a head kick but it misses.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves away
and Thundercunt counters with a low kick, right behind Sinytsyn 's knee.
Thundercunt buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sinytsyn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick that misses. #CL2#
Thundercunt gets tackled into the ropes by Sinytsyn. Sinytsyn maintains the clinch. #BC2#
Sinytsyn manages to break the clinch.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trumps Thundercunt dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Sinytsyn scores with a body shot.
#CL2#
Sinytsyn clinches with his opponent.
Sinytsyn dodges an elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sinytsyn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thundercunt avoids it.
Sinytsyn throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Sinytsyn. #BC#
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
#CL#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch successfully.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sinytsyn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice elbow from Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Thundercunt throws an elbow but misses.
Sinytsyn is looking to control Thundercunt's arms but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns him. Now Sinytsyn has his back to the ropes.
Sinytsyn lands an elbow inside that Thundercunt shrugs off. #CUT2#
It looks like Trumps Thundercunt has been cut.
Sinytsyn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sinytsyn tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt. #T1#
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
Sinytsyn trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Sinytsyn into the ropes.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents Sinytsyn from breaking the clinch.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
Sinytsyn lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn missing with knees to the body.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sinytsyn backwards. #BC#
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right hook to the body.
Sinytsyn connects with a single shot there.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick which misses Sinytsyn's front leg but catches the back leg as Sinytsyn tries to avoid it.
Sinytsyn wants to clinch but Thundercunt slips to the side
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
#T2##CL#
Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Sinytsyn.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A right hook to the body lands for Sinytsyn.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn misses with a punch to the body.
Sinytsyn misses with a hook to the ribs.
#BC#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Sinytsyn.
Thundercunt explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.#CL2#
Sinytsyn darts in and clinches Thundercunt up against the ropes.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Sinytsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt pushes Sinytsyn back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is working Sinytsyn over against the ropes.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Sinytsyn blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn blocks an uppercut.
Sinytsyn lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt dodges an elbow strike from Sinytsyn.
#BC#
Thundercunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sinytsyn tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
#CL2#
Thundercunt gets tackled into the ropes by Sinytsyn. Sinytsyn maintains the clinch.
Sinytsyn stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
Sinytsyn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Sinytsyn blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
#BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt scoring well with a low kick there.
Sinytsyn tries to clinch up
and Thundercunt counters with an inside leg kick. #T4##CL2#
Sinytsyn closes the distance and pushes Thundercunt back into the ropes.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, Sinytsyn scores with a nice short uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sinytsyn taking a breather.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Sinytsyn can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sinytsyn backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Thundercunt avoiding damage as Sinytsyn throws knees to the body.
Sinytsyn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Sinytsyn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow. #BC2#
Sinytsyn breaks the clinch.
Sinytsyn's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Sinytsyn moves out of range. #CL2#
Sinytsyn takes the fight into the clinch.
Aleksandr Sinytsyn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sinytsyn tries to land knees in the clinch but Thundercunt avoids the damage to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Trumps Thundercunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thundercunt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Trumps Thundercunt!
Trumps Thundercunt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
EFFA 177 - PPV
Date: Sep 10, 2016 |
#R1#
Curtis throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
Curtis closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #CL#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Curtis wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Curtis controls the action.
Thundercunt tries to work over Curtis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
#KD#
Thundercunt scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops Curtis to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A big left from Curtis misses.
Curtis chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thundercunt can pounce on him.
Curtis jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Curtis misses with a right hand
and Curtis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC#
Curtis is rocked!
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Curtis moves away.
Curtis is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
Isaac Curtis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Curtis throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
Curtis seems to have recovered his senses.
Curtis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Curtis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've been told by Thundercunt's head coaches at FORBIDDEN VOILENCE WARRIORS that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Curtis bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Thundercunt's head backwards.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Curtis.
Curtis throws a right hand that misses
and Curtis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Curtis just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Curtis just manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Curtis.
Thundercunt looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Curtis.
Thundercunt throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Curtis. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Curtis is out of range. #T2#
Curtis is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Curtis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thundercunt circles away quickly and effectively.
Thundercunt connects with a leg kick. Curtis looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Curtis throws a sloppy body shot
and Thundercunt makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Curtis throws a body shot but no joy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Curtis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Curtis is just out of range.
Thundercunt throws a head kick but Curtis moves out of range.
Curtis throws a big shot that misses.
Curtis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt. #T3#
Thundercunt buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Curtis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Curtis missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Curtis jabs Thundercunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Curtis takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Curtis throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
It appears Thundercunt was looking to counter with a kick there.#CL2#
Curtis moves into the clinch.#BC#
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Curtis with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Thundercunt throws a nice outside leg kick.
Curtis just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt thinks about countering with a body kick.#T4#
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Curtis moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Curtis throws a combination that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Curtis misses with a jab to the body
and as Curtis resets, Thundercunt counters with a big head kick, out of nowhere! Curtis goes down! The referee sends Thundercunt to a neutral corner and begins the count.. 3,4,5,6,7, will he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Trumps Thundercunt!
Trumps Thundercunt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Isaac Curtis stepped up to the mic, saying 'Tonight was not my night. I'm going to weigh up my options and see where to go from here. '.
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Event:
The Island Season 5, 170 lbs, Round 2 (KT)
Date: Jul 14, 2016 |
#R1#
McGowan connects with a leg kick. Thundercunt looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McGowan misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McGowan throws a low kick but Thundercunt moves out of range easily.
As McGowan backs away, Thundercunt returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
McGowan lands a nice shot to the body.
McGowan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice body punch from McGowan.
Thundercunt sizes up McGowan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CL#
Thundercunt clinches.
McGowan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McGowan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGowan wants to stall.
McGowan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by McGowan. #T1#
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by McGowan.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
McGowan looking to stall.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McGowans head.
McGowan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
McGowan blocks an uppercut.
McGowan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McGowan stalling in the clinch but Thundercunt improves position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McGowan.
Thundercunt is leaning against McGowan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to work over McGowan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Our sources have told us that Thundercunt has been working on his elbows in the gym.
McGowan is trying to stall.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T2#
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGowan.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGowan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.#ROC#
McGowan is rocked!
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McGowan is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt smacks McGowan right on the bridge of the nose with a massive elbow! Another one lands and McGowan goes down! He's clearly dazed - will he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7... up to one knee... 8,9,10! He's not made it! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Trumps Thundercunt!
After winning the bout, Trumps Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
The Island Season 5, 170 lbs, Round 1 (KT)
Date: Jul 13, 2016 |
#R1#
Suarez lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Suarez misses with a double jab
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Suarez swinging wildly here.
Suarez throws a right hand that Thundercunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Thundercunt also avoids with ease.
We've been told by Thundercunt's head coaches at Woodhouse's that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Suarez throws a left and a right that both miss
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt connects with an inside leg kick.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Suarez.
Suarez misses with a double jab
and Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Suarez takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Suarez throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little feinted left hand from Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Suarez has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Thundercunt finds it's way round the side to connect with Suarez's head.
Suarez's coach down at Woodhouse's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Suarez's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Suarez throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
Suarez looks winded!
Suarez misses with a combination
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1#
A combination from Suarez does no damage.
Thundercunt is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Suarez throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suarez throws a series of punches but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Suarez misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a good low kick that Suarez was not able to check.
A combination from Suarez does no damage.
Suarez misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a body kick that stops Suarez in his tracks momentarily.
Thundercunt works Suarez's body with a nice hook.#KD#
Thundercunt lands a front kick to the face, that drops Suarez to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!#CUT#
It looks like Tyson Suarez has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Suarez throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a slapping leg kick. #CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC#
Thundercunt escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Suarez throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Thundercunt lets loose with a powerful body kick. Suarez will feel that in the morning.
Suarez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thundercunt can pounce on him.
Suarez is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.#CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Suarez back into the cage.#T2#
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Suarez's head.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Suarez's ribcage. Suarez let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #BC#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Suarez's body. Suarez takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scoring well with a low kick there.
#T3#
Suarez misses with a wild combination.
Thundercunt fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Suarez swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thundercunt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Suarez's knee momentarily.#CL#
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Suarez, pushing him back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands an elbow that stopped Suarez in his tracks for a moment.
Thundercunt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Suarez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
A short left from Thundercunt.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Suarez's ribcage. Suarez let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thundercunt lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
That has opened up Tyson Suarez's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Suarez backwards. #T4#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Suarez's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt cracks Suarez with a nice body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC#
Suarez is rocked!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Suarez is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trumps Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyson Suarez's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Suarez takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Suarez seems to have recovered his senses.#CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Suarez backwards.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Trumps Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Suarez blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Suarez's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Suarez crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Suarez face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Thundercunt takes it with a brutal technical knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Trumps Thundercunt!
A very excited looking Trumps Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
HI 67 - Resurgence
Date: Jun 15, 2016 |
#R1#
James takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but James avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but James uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
James can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
James blocking some punches.
James misses with a shot to the kidneys.
James blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
James blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but James avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
James pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
James definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt's coach down at Woodhouse's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
James misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T1#
James fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick but James sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from James misses.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but James avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt tries to land a body kick
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
James misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
James connects with a single shot there.
James swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
James lands a nice shot to the body.
Good shot there by James.
James looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
James keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#T2#
James throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from James.
James throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt feints a counter leg kick.
Thundercunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
James tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thundercunt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
James moves out of range of the body kick.
James was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
James throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from James.
James throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
James on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - James looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T3#
Thundercunt connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thundercunt throws a head kick but James moves out of range.
James connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CL2#
Thundercunt has James up against the cage in a clinch.
James misses with an elbow strike.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
James blocks an elbow strike.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but James uses good head movement to avoid it.
James blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike from James.
#T4#
James misses with a hook to the ribs.
James creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice elbow from James.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt throws an elbow that misses.
Thundercunt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt pushes off an throws an elbow but James leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
James swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
James dodges an elbow strike from Thundercunt.
James scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
James creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
James pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
James misses with a shot to the kidneys.
James throws an elbow that misses.
#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
A head kick misses from Thundercunt.
James with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Trumps Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Thundercunt stuns James with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
James connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
James throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
James misses the jab.
James throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Thundercunt lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and James has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from James and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A counter left hand to the body from James misses its target.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
James has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt looks for the body kick but James saw that one coming.
James misses with a body shot.
James has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.#T1#
James missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down James rather than just go for the knockout.
James slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Thundercunt tries a quick counter leg kick but James is wise to it.
James takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Thundercunt scores with a head kick.
James takes one to the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a front kick aimed at James's knee but James avoids it well.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from James.
It looked like James wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thundercunt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
James is looking to counter punch.
James throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
James just misses with a punch to the body.
James stuns Thundercunt with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T2#
James uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Good leg kick by Thundercunt there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
James tries to clinch up.
James connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
James jabs at Thundercunt's body.
James misses with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a slapping leg kick. #CL#
James moves into the clinch.
James blocks an elbow strike.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as James controls his hands.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
James has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
James blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
#T3#
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
James tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Trumps Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
James doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
James dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a nice inside leg kick.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jamess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thundercunt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of James's head but James sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
James takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
James throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
James loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
James misses with a wild body shot.
James lands with an overhand left.
Thundercunt scores with a jab. James acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
James throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
James swings widly with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice leg kick.
Thundercunt misses with a low kick as James jumps back.
James dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
James lands a jab to Thundercunt's midsection.
James scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
James looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trumps Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R3#
James throws a lazy uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as James blocks the leg kick.
Rick James seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
James blocks a jab.#CL#
James drives through and clinches with Thundercunt against the cage.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
James is leaning against Thundercunt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
James avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
James misses with a punch to the body.
James works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
A short uppercut from James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with James's elbow.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
James lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Thundercunt pushes James back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for James.
Thundercunt takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
James working some nice short punches in the clinch.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
#T1#
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
James works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Thundercunt throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
James blocks an uppercut.
James pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
James scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses. #CUT#
It looks like Trumps Thundercunt has been cut.
James looks to throw an elbow but misses.
James pushes Thundercunt back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
James throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice glancing elbow lands by James.
A right hook to the body lands for James.
Nice elbow from James.
James tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing James back against the cage.
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from James.
James pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
James struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
James lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.#T2#
James lands a damaging elbow.
A short right from James.
James comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
James lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
James lands an elbow inside that Thundercunt shrugs off.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, James just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
James softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
James lands a nice elbow.
Thundercunt blocks the elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
James cracks Thundercunt with a nice body shot.
James lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, James just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
James creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, James throws an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt is trying to push James away but James has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
James blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt avoids the elbow strike from James, against the cage.
#T3#
James creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
James comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A short right from James.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
James blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from James.
James avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
James lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
James lands a damaging elbow.
Thundercunt avoids the elbow strike from James, against the cage.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from James.
A short right hand to the side of the head by James.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
James throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
James lands an elbow inside. #T4##BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
James connects with a looping right hand.
James rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thundercunt misses the jab.#CL#
James moves into the clinch.
James throws an elbow but it's blocked.
James blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from James.
Thundercunt wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by James.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
James throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Thundercunt wants to get back to striking at distance but James won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rick James clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Trumps Thundercunt's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R4#
Thundercunt tries to land a leg kick but James saw it coming and moves away.
James throwing a counter right hand but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
James tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A shot to the body from James misses
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
James throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thundercunt! But no joy.
James stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from James.#CL#
James forces Thundercunt back against the cage and clinches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with James's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for James.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt is trying to break free.
Thundercunt avoids the elbow strike from James, against the cage.
James throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
James lands an uppercut.
James lands a body punch.
Thundercunt is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.#T1#
A short right from James.
Nice elbow from James.
James lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from James.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch. #KD#
James drops Thundercunt onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Thundercunt is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!
James creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Thundercunt with a big uppercut! Thundercunt tries to clinch up but James pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Thundercunt to the mat! Thundercunt covers up and James unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rick James!
Rick James is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath Rick James thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
HI 65 - Voljin & Otis
Date: Jun 10, 2016 |
#R1#
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt tries to land a front kick but Sloan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Sloan tries to bum rush Thundercunt with a series of wild strikes but Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sloan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Thundercunt takes a step back to recover.
Sloan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sloan sizes up Thundercunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sloan lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Thundercunt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Thundercunt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tom Sloan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Thundercunt checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Thundercunt let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sloan misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice leg kick.
Sloan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sloan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sloan throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Sloan misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with an outside leg kick.
#T1#
Thundercunt blocks a jab.
A lazy body kick from Sloan
and Thundercunt counters with an outside leg kick.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sloan is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sloan.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Sloan gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Sloan misses the target.
Thundercunt's corner calls for a 1-2. Thundercunt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #CUT2#
It looks like Tom Sloan has been cut.#CL2#
Thundercunt closes the distance and pushes Sloan back into the cage.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Sloan.
Sloan misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Sloan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sloan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
#T2#
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands an elbow inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Sloan misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
Thundercunt's coach down at Woodhouse's was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Thundercunt lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A nice leg kick lands there from Thundercunt.
Sloan throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Sloan swinging wildly here.
Thundercunt was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Whack! Thundercunt lands a heavy head kick that drops Sloan. The ref tackles Thundercunt to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Sloan was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Trumps Thundercunt!
A very excited looking Trumps Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
HI49: WedFight IX
Date: May 11, 2016 |
#R1#
Thundercunt pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bagatin was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Bagatin walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Thundercunt checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt jabs Bagatin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A low kick from Bagatin is predictable there
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab from Bagatin misses.
Bagatin tried to score with a low kick but Thundercunt checks it.
Bagatin throws a right and a left that Thundercunt avoids nicely.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Bagatin.
Bagatin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Thundercunt under the eye.#CL2#
Bagatin tries to keep at a distance but Thundercunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Bagatin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
I was talking to Bagatin's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bagatin blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to work over Bagatin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt gets through Bagatin's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bagatin wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Bagatin moves out of range.
Bagatin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.#CL2#
Thundercunt clinches up against the cage.
Bagatin prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Bagatin blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Bagatin is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Bagatin.
Thundercunt gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #T2#
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a nice elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bagatin tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Bagatin.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Bagatin working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Bagatin blocking some punches.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bagatins head.
A right handed body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is leaning against Bagatin and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bagatin is breathing heavily.#BC2#
Thundercunt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt scores with a body shot.
#T3#
Thundercunt chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bagatin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thundercunt dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bagatin. That did some damage!
Bagatin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body kick.
Bagatin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bagatin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thundercunt throws a front kick that sends Bagatin stumbling back into the cage.
Thundercunt scores with a leg kick.
Thundercunt lands a jab to Bagatin's midsection.#CL2#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a right hand. #ROC2#
Bagatin is rocked!
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bagatin's defenses.
Oh Bagatin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt connects with a solid leg kick.
Bagatin seems to have got his legs back now.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Bagatin is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Thundercunt doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Bagatin crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Bagatin's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Trumps Thundercunt!
During a confident post fight interview, Trumps Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
HighlandKT 3:April Fools
Date: Apr 01, 2016 |
#R1#
Olaf throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Olaf looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
Olaf misses with a combination
#CL2#
and Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Olaf looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Olaf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Olaf takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Olaf's elbow.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Olaf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Olaf digs a right hand into Thundercunt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thundercunt's gas tank.
Thundercunt lands an elbow inside that Olaf shrugs off.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt is working Olaf over against the ropes.#T1#
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Olaf misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Olaf swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Olaf fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Olaf backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Olaf avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Olaf misses with an elbow strike.
Thundercunt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Olaf throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Olaf can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
#T2#
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Olaf looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Olaf backwards.
Olaf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with an elbow strike.
Thundercunt throws an elbow but it misses.
#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Olaf.#CL2#
Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Olaf.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Olaf.
Olaf avoids a wild elbow strike from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Olaf avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Olafs head.
Olaf throws a head punch that misses.
Olaf misses with a punch on the inside.
#T3#
Thundercunt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thundercunt misses with an elbow over the top.
Olaf blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Olaf creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Olaf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt avoids a wild elbow strike from Olaf.
Olaf misses with a punch on the inside.
Olaf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow. #BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Olaf moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
Thundercunt tries to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt delivers a nice body kick.
Thundercunt scores with a spinning back kick!
Olaf throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T4#
Olaf walks into a stiff left hand from Thundercunt.#ROC2#
Olaf is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Olaf throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Olaf.
Oh Olaf is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Thundercunt engages and cracks Olaf with a massive lead left hook - Olaf tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Thundercunt is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Trumps Thundercunt!
Trumps Thundercunt very nearly forgot to thank Sully's Bar & Grill amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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