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Event:
HI39: Supremacy in Hayashi
Date: Apr 18, 2016 |
#R1#
McGirt plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#CL#
McGirt rushes Young and presses him up against the cage.
Young can't find room to land a body shot as McGirt controls the action.
McGirt misses with a knee strike.
Young should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Young changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McGirt fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McGirt tries to bum rush Young with a series of wild strikes but Young uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#TD2#
McGirt gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McGirt is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Young is controlling him.
Young looking to pass the guard.
McGirt is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T1#
Young trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Young wants to control from the top but McGirt keeps moving.
Young sitting in guard here, content to control.
Young pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McGirt is keeping the position for now.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
McGirt is adopting a defensive guard.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Dirt McGirt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
McGirt closes the distance and pushes Young back into the cage.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McGirt scores with a knee to the head.
McGirt connects with a knee to the head.
McGirt stalling.
Young can't get the takedown.
Young has McGirt pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McGirt manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dirt McGirt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Young.
McGirt throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGirt controlling the action here for a moment.
McGirt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T3#
McGirt looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McGirt leaning his opponent against the cage.
McGirt gets underhooks to prevent Young's takedown attempt.
#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A left hand lands to the body for McGirt.
McGirt lands a damaging elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McGirt.
Young goes for a takedown in the clinch but McGirt prevents it.
Young is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt McGirt dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL#
McGirt has closed the distance and engaged Young in a clinch.
McGirt leaning against his opponent.
Young wants to take the fight to the mat but McGirt manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Young changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McGirt fights it off and pushes away nicely.
#CL#
McGirt moves into the clinch successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt blocking some punches.
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Young blocks it.
#T1#
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Young blocks it.
Young drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGirt gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dirt McGirt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Young.
Young drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Young blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McGirt with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Young fails to land.
McGirt looking to throw knees to the head but Young is blocking nicely.
McGirt is pressed up against the cage. Young has hold of a leg and is looking to drag McGirt down to the mat. McGirt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL#
McGirt closes the distance and clinches.
Young struggles to land a body shot inside as McGirt controls his hands.
#T3#
Young has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McGirt after a bit of a struggle.
McGirt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McGirt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Young can do to turn this around?
Young wants a takedown but no success here.
Young is trying to drag McGirt to the mat but McGirt just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McGirt gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Young.
#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A short uppercut from McGirt.
McGirt lands a knee to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McGirt prevents a takedown attempt there.
McGirt putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Young in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt McGirt dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
McGirt drives through and clinches with Young against the cage.
McGirt stalling in the clinch.
McGirt stalls.
Young drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGirt gets the underhooks and prevents it.
McGirt trying to land knees to the body.
#T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGirt prevents the takedown attempt.
Young doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McGirt is stalling here.
McGirt blocks an uppercut.
McGirt lands an elbow inside that Young shrugs off. #T2#
Young wants a takedown but no success here.
Dirt McGirt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Young.
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Young blocks it.
Young is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
McGirt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Young is looking for a takedown.
McGirt lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Young is trying to drag McGirt to the mat but McGirt just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A knee to the head by McGirt.
#T3#
McGirt taking a breather.
McGirt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Young's face.
Joe Young has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Young takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGirt misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Young.
#T4#
McGirt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Young up against the cage.#TD2#
Young turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Young manages to end up in side control.
McGirt bucks up and tries to throw Young off but instead Young has got his back!
McGirt is trying to stand back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirt McGirt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McGirt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:26
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirt McGirt!
Dirt McGirt took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Nigga you could never fuck with me, my nigga
I'll fuck you up right now! What? What? What?
Bust your motherfucking ass boy!
I ain't no motherfucking joke, you know who you talking to?
Ol' Dirty Bastard! ill fuck you up right now'.
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Event:
Highland Island 25
Date: Apr 02, 2016 |
#R1#
Wyrzykowski connects with a high kick.
McGirt sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wyrzykowski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McGirt shoots in but no luck this time. #CL2#
McGirt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wyrzykowski, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
Wyrzykowski's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McGirt takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wyrzykowski fails with a takedown attempt.#CL2#
McGirt closes the distance and pushes Wyrzykowski back into the cage.
McGirt tries to land a knee to the head but Wyrzykowski blocks with his arms.
Wyrzykowski wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#T1#
Wyrzykowski can't break the clinch.
McGirt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wyrzykowski's face.
McGirt is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wyrzykowski takes a knee to the side of the body.
McGirt scores with a knee to the head.
#CUT2#
It looks like Michal Wyrzykowski has been cut.
McGirt throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGirt lands a nice shot to the body. #T2#
Wyrzykowski is trying to force a seperation but McGirt has the dominant position.
McGirt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McGirt is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McGirt is stalling here.
Wyrzykowski is trying to break the clinch but McGirt is controlling him.
McGirt tries to throw a body punch but Wyrzykowski avoids it by throwing McGirt back against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#T3#
McGirt missing with knees to the body.
Wyrzykowski lands a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Wyrzykowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McGirt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McGirt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McGirt scores with a nice hook to the head.
The referee calls for McGirt to work.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McGirt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McGirt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wyrzykowski.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt McGirt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Michal Wyrzykowski's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Wyrzykowski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#CL2#
McGirt instigates a clinch.
McGirt creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wyrzykowski's defenses.
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
Wyrzykowski takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wyrzykowski is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from McGirt.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wyrzykowski blocks an elbow strike from McGirt.
#T1#
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
Wyrzykowski is trying to force a seperation but McGirt has the dominant position.
McGirt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Wyrzykowski's face.
McGirt lands a good knee to the midsection. Wyrzykowski won't want to take too many of those.
Wyrzykowski is looking to break free of the clinch but McGirt has double underhooks.
McGirt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wyrzykowski blocks it with crossed arms. #T2#
Wyrzykowski has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wyrzykowski tries to break free but McGirt pushes him back against the cage.
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
McGirt working Wyrzykowski over with knees to the body.
McGirt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wyrzykowski wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McGirt taking a breather.#T3#
McGirt keeps control of Wyrzykowski as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McGirt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wyrzykowski backwards.
McGirt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McGirt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wyrzykowski blocks it with crossed arms.
McGirt connects with a knee to the head.
McGirt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wyrzykowski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McGirt putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Wyrzykowski in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.#T4#
Wyrzykowski dodges an elbow strike from McGirt.
McGirt scores with a hook to the body.
McGirt scores with a knee to the head.
Wyrzykowski tries to break the clinch but McGirt is controlling the position.
McGirt lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wyrzykowski being controlled against the cage.
McGirt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wyrzykowski's efforts to push away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt McGirt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Michal Wyrzykowski's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
McGirt moves into the clinch.
Wyrzykowski takes a shot to the head.
McGirt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Wyrzykowski is trying to break the clinch but McGirt has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A frustrated look appears on Wyrzykowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McGirt misses with a knee strike.
#T1#
Wyrzykowski is trying to push McGirt away but McGirt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McGirt keeps control of Wyrzykowski as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A right handed body shot lands from McGirt.
Wyrzykowski working hard to break the clinch.
McGirt has Wyrzykowski pushed against the cage.
McGirt with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McGirt effectively controlling the action here.
McGirt keeps control of Wyrzykowski as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
McGirt avoiding damage as Wyrzykowski throws knees to the body.
McGirt lands a knee to the head.
McGirt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T3#
McGirt misses with an elbow strike.
McGirt lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from McGirt.
McGirt lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wyrzykowski working hard to break the clinch.
Dirt McGirt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A frustrated look appears on Wyrzykowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McGirt lands a shoulder strike. #T4#
Wyrzykowski takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Wyrzykowski blocks it.
McGirt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
McGirt stalling against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McGirt keeps control of Wyrzykowski as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirt McGirt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McGirt winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 25:30
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 25:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirt McGirt!
Post fight, Dirt McGirt took to the microphone: 'Nigga you could never fuck with me, my nigga
I'll fuck you up right now! What? What? What?
Bust your motherfucking ass boy!
I ain't no motherfucking joke, you know who you talking to?
Ol' Dirty Bastard! ill fuck you up right now'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 22, 2016 |
#R1##CL2#
McGirt has managed to clinch.
#BC#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dirt McGirt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt doesn't manage to clinch there - Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm is looking to counter punch.
Orgasm throws a wild body kick that McGirt sees coming a mile off.
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but McGirt breaks away and moves out of range.
A head kick misses from McGirt.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm moves away
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL2#
McGirt takes the fight into the clinch.
McGirt tries to land a knee to the head but Orgasm blocks with his arms.
McGirt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Orgasm.
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
McGirt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
McGirt blocks a body shot from Orgasm. #T1#
McGirt prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGirt prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Orgasm.
McGirt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Orgasm blocks it with crossed arms.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGirt is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Orgasm content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Orgasm working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McGirt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
#T2##BC#
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Orgasm scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McGirt takes one on the button.
Orgasm avoids the head kick by McGirt.
McGirt shoots in looking for a takedown. Orgasm tries to sprawl out of it but McGirt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Orgasm manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McGirt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.#CL#
Orgasm gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Orgasm lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orgasm tries to work over McGirt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T3#
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Orgasm blocks it.
McGirt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Orgasm is working McGirt over against the cage.#BC#
Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McGirt moves in looking to clinch but Orgasm pushes him off.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
McGirt tries to clinch up
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
Orgasm avoids the head kick by McGirt.
McGirt tries to clinch up.
A head kick misses from McGirt.
McGirt closes the distance looking to clinch
and Orgasm counters with a straight right hand.#CL#
Orgasm takes the fight into the clinch.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by McGirt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Orgasm.
A hook to the body from Orgasm.
#BC#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGirt tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Orgasm counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Orgasm keeps the fight on the outside.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
Orgasm scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McGirt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Orgasm scores with a decent looking hook.
McGirt darts in trying to clinch
letting Orgasm counter with a right hand.
McGirt with a lazy takedown attempt
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGirt tries to clinch up but Orgasm circles away and keeps his distance.
Orgasm went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#CL#
Orgasm gets a clinch.
McGirt being controlled against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Orgasm lands an overhand right.
Orgasm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Orgasm is looking to counter the offense by McGirt and move into the clinch.
McGirt is looking to clinch.
McGirt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Orgasm was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Orgasm throws a front kick aimed at McGirt's knee but McGirt avoids it well. #CL2#
McGirt has closed the distance and engaged Orgasm in a clinch.
Orgasm lands a body shot. #BC#
Orgasm escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Orgasm is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Orgasm throws an overhand right that lands on McGirt's shoulder, as McGirt tries to avoid the shot.
McGirt tries to clinch there but Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but McGirt breaks away and moves out of range.
McGirt tries for a takedown but Orgasm sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McGirt is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
Orgasm is looking to counter with head kicks.
McGirt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T2#
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by McGirt.#CL2#
McGirt forces Orgasm back against the cage and clinches.
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as McGirt controls his hands.
Orgasm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McGirt backwards.
Orgasm can't find room to land a body shot as McGirt controls the action.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#T3#
Orgasm lands a left hand.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but McGirt avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Orgasm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orgasm is trying to push McGirt away but McGirt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McGirt blocking some punches.
Orgasm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Prostate Orgasm has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but McGirt avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McGirt can do to turn this around?
Orgasm lands with a left to the head. #T4#
Orgasm lands a hook that snaps the head of McGirt backwards. #BC#
Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orgasm scores with a nice head shot.
Orgasm uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McGirt misses with a head kick.
Orgasm was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGirt looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Orgasm looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Prostate Orgasm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirt McGirt.
No luck for McGirt with that takedown attempt.
Prostate Orgasm is winning the standup battle so far.
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Orgasm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Orgasm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McGirt moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
McGirt tries to clinch there but Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
McGirt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McGirt tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
Orgasm throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Orgasm lands a lovely overhand right.
Orgasm bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orgasm connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McGirt scrambles back to his feet.
Orgasm with a jab.
Orgasm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but McGirt slips the punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Orgasm.#T1#
McGirt throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm moves out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Orgasm darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Orgasm scores with a three punch combo!
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice defenses there by McGirt.
McGirt shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Orgasm pinned against the cage. Orgasm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Orgasm is looking for a counter combo.
A cross from Orgasm lands.
Dirt McGirt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Orgasm throws a one two combo.
#T2#
McGirt moves to clinch but Orgasm breaks away
and Orgasm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm circles away from the clinch attempt
and McGirt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by McGirt.
Orgasm missing with a left hand there. McGirt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #TD2#
McGirt throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Orgasm tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McGirt is in Orgasm's guard.#SUB#
McGirt avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB#
Orgasm is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McGirt defends well.
Orgasm might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Orgasm is looking for a triangle here but McGirt uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
#T3#
Orgasm is looking to reverse the position.
Orgasm manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
McGirt is concentrating on defense, preventing Orgasm from advancing position.
McGirt is trying to stand back up but Orgasm is controlling him
McGirt is looking to improve his position.
#SUB#
Orgasm is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McGirt is just riding it out for now. Orgasm eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Orgasm wants to work for an arm triangle but McGirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#SUB#
Orgasm wants to work for an arm triangle but McGirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Prostate Orgasm is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4#
Orgasm trying to control the action but McGirt is working from the bottom.
Orgasm perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
McGirt is not content to let Orgasm control the position.
McGirt wants to get back to his feet.
Orgasm trying to control from half guard but McGirt is working away. #SUB#
Orgasm is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Orgasm looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
McGirt wants to control but Orgasm is keeping busy.
McGirt is looking for a sweep. Orgasm is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dirt McGirt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Orgasm controlling the pace.
And that's the end of the fight!
Prostate Orgasm showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Orgasm has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Prostate Orgasm!
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Event:
Highland Island 20
Date: Mar 15, 2016 |
#R1#
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Reyes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Reyes instigates a clinch.
Reyes is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
McGirt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stalling in the clinch from McGirt.
McGirt takes a shot to the head.
Reyes jumps guard but McGirt turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
McGirt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Reyes working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McGirt stalls.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt lands a damaging elbow.
Reyes can't break the clinch.
#T1#
McGirt stalling the fight.
Reyes is trying to pull guard but McGirt turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Dirt McGirt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Christian Reyes.
A short left from McGirt.
McGirt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Reyes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #TD2#
Reyes jumps into guard, dragging McGirt to the mat.
McGirt stops Reyes from standing up. #T2#
McGirt's corner is telling him to maintain position.#SUB#
McGirt is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Reyes looking for submissions from the bottom but instead McGirt passes into side control.
McGirt trying to control the position but Reyes is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
McGirt throwing strikes but missing, from side control. #SU#
McGirt stands up.
Reyes shoots in for a takedown but McGirt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#CL2#
Reyes takes the fight into the clinch.
Reyes is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McGirt to keep the fight standing.
McGirt is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#T4#
Reyes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. McGirt avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Reyes on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Reyes wants to break free but McGirt has control.
McGirt lands an elbow that stopped Reyes in his tracks for a moment.
McGirt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Reyes has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Reyes tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McGirt with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McGirt is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reyes is defending well for now.
Reyes has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McGirt after a bit of a struggle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt McGirt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL#
McGirt has managed to clinch.
McGirt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Reyes blocks it with crossed arms. #BC2#
Reyes breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL#
McGirt clinches with his opponent.
McGirt misses with a knee strike.
Reyes wants to break free but McGirt has control.
McGirt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Reyes has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Reyes drops down looking for an ankle pick but McGirt pulls his leg out and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt shoots for a takedown but Reyes saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Reyes lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
#CUT2#
It looks like Dirt McGirt has been cut.
McGirt fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Reyes looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#CL2#
McGirt tries to keep at a distance but Reyes has taken the fight into the clinch.#T1#
McGirt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McGirt gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Reyes.
Reyes is trying to drag McGirt to the mat but McGirt just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Dirt McGirt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Christian Reyes.
McGirt trying to land knees to the body.
#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Reyes avoids the elbow strike from McGirt, against the cage.
Reyes working hard to break the clinch.
Reyes drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGirt gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Reyes goes for a takedown in the clinch but McGirt prevents it.
McGirt misses with some punches.
#T3#
Reyes tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. McGirt just stands there and leans against the cage.
McGirt pressing his opponent against the cage.
Reyes tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. McGirt just stands there and leans against the cage.
Reyes blocks an elbow strike from McGirt.
Reyes is looking to break free of the clinch but McGirt has double underhooks.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McGirt tries to land a knee to the head but Reyes blocks with his arms.
#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McGirt prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nice body punch from Reyes.
McGirt lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT#
It looks like Christian Reyes has been cut.
Reyes wants to break free but McGirt has control.
McGirt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Reyes can do to turn this around?
A bit of stalling here from McGirt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD2#
Reyes jumps into guard, dragging McGirt to the mat.
#SU#
McGirt gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirt McGirt dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
McGirt rushes Reyes and presses him up against the cage.
McGirt keeps control of Reyes as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Reyes takes a knee right on the jaw!
Reyes working hard to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McGirt.
Reyes looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Reyes has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dirt McGirt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McGirt is pressed up against the cage. Reyes has hold of a leg and is looking to drag McGirt down to the mat. McGirt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL2#
Reyes moves into the clinch.#T1#
Reyes is trying to drag McGirt to the mat but McGirt just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McGirt putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Reyes in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Reyes takes a knee right on the jaw!
Reyes wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Reyes swings wildly with an uppercut but McGirt uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGirt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
#T2#
Reyes taking a breather.
Reyes blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McGirt tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Reyes avoids it.
Reyes has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
McGirt with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Reyes dodges an elbow strike from McGirt.
McGirt using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Christian Reyes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Reyes is trying to break free.
McGirt lands a nice elbow.
Reyes avoids the elbow strike from McGirt, against the cage.
McGirt lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Reyes is looking to control McGirt's arms but McGirt gets an underhook and turns him. Now Reyes has his back to the cage. #BC2#
Reyes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Reyes feints a jab promting McGirt to slip. Reyes then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. McGirt slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Reyes keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from McGirt.#CL#
McGirt darts in and clinches Reyes up against the cage.#T4#
Reyes drops down looking for an ankle pick but McGirt pulls his leg out and moves away.
Dirt McGirt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Christian Reyes.
Reyes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McGirt shoots in looking for a takedown. Reyes tries to sprawl out of it but McGirt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Reyes manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McGirt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL#
McGirt has taken the fight to the clinch.
Reyes is trying to break free.
Reyes prevents a body shot from McGirt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dirt McGirt is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Reyes misses with a punch to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirt McGirt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McGirt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirt McGirt!
In his post fight interview, Dirt McGirt gave a big smile as he said 'Nigga you could never fuck with me, my nigga
I'll fuck you up right now! What? What? What?
Bust your motherfucking ass boy!
I ain't no motherfucking joke, you know who you talking to?
Ol' Dirty Bastard! ill fuck you up right now'.
The defeated Christian Reyes had this to say: '"Alam mo, natalo ako ngayon, pero hindi pa tapos ako maglaban. Babalik ako na mas malakas, at mananalo ako sa susunod" (I may have lost, but i will continue fighting, I will come back stronger and I will win next time."'.
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