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Event:
Bushido 45: Dickinson v Bunker
Date: Mar 18, 2017 |
#R1#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Getstoned.
Astalo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Getstoned shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Astalo as he jumps to the side.
Getstoned tries to score a power double leg takedown but Astalo sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Getstoned somewhat.
Rami Astalo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ted Getstoned.
Astalo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've been told by Astalo's head coaches at Malmi Aitta that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Getstoned on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Astalo misses with a shot to the body
and Getstoned counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Astalo throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice uppercut there from Astalo.
Getstoned is looking to clinch.
Astalo goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Getstoned chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Astalo can pounce on him.
Astalo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#T1#
Getstoned shoots for a double leg takedown but Astalo sprawls well. He's pushed Getstoned's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Astalo lands with a nice body punch.
Nice takedown defense from Astalo. No joy for Getstoned on that attempt.
Getstoned tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Astalo was well out of range. Poor timing from Getstoned.#CL2#
Getstoned gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Astalo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Astalo misses with a hook to the ribs.
#BC2#
Getstoned escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Astalo scores with a jab to the jaw.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Astalo - that will leave a mark!
Astalo lunges at Getstoned with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Getstoned's hand. #ROC#
Getstoned is rocked!
Getstoned ducks into an uppercut from Astalo and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rami Astalo!
A victorious Rami Astalo thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
DFC Las Vegas Fight Night V
Date: Feb 28, 2017 |
#R1##CL2#
Getstoned clinches with his opponent.
Getstoned misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Getstoned.
Picker is trying to push Getstoned away but Getstoned has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Picker wants to get back to striking at distance but Getstoned won't allow it.
I was talking to Picker's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Getstoned taking a breather.
A short right from Picker on the inside.
Picker is trying to break the clinch but Getstoned has him pressed against the cage.
Picker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Picker working hard to break the clinch.
Picker wants to break free but Getstoned has control.
Getstoned fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Picker has had enough of the clinch but Getstoned keeps him there for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Picker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Getstoned slips under a jab from Picker.
Picker connects with a looping right hand.
#CL2#
Getstoned forces Picker back against the cage and clinches.
Getstoned keeps control of Picker as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Picker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Picker is looking to control Getstoned's arms but Getstoned gets an underhook and turns him. Now Picker has his back to the cage. #T1#
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Picker avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Picker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Getstoned tries to work over Picker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Getstoned tries to work over Picker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
Picker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Picker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Getstoned has him pressed against the cage.
Getstoned fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#BC#
Picker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Getstoned takes a shot right to the bread basket.#KD#
Picker drops Getstoned with a beautiful combination! Getstoned stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Picker is looking for the KO!#CUT#
It looks like Ted Getstoned has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Picker pounces like a tiger and cracks Getstoned with a vicious hook! Getstoned is down but not out! Picker follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Larson Picker!
Larson Picker took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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Event:
DFC Las Vegas 49
Date: Feb 03, 2017 |
#R1#
Mfer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Getstoned connects with a looping right hand.
Mfer connects with a crisp jab.
Getstoned tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Getstoned ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mfer moves away.
Getstoned looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Getstoned ducks right into an uppercut from Mfer. #CL#
Getstoned closes the distance and pushes Mfer back into the cage.
Mfer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mfer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mfer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Getstoned swings wildly with an uppercut but Mfer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mfer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned pushes Mfer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC2#
Mfer breaks from the clinch.
Getstoned fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mfer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Getstoned on the side of the head.
Mfer scores with a leg kick.
#T1#
Getstoned wants to clinch.
Mfer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Getstoned tries to clinch but Mfer moves out of range.
Getstoned ducks right into an uppercut from Mfer.
Mfer is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#CL#
Getstoned fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mfer, pushing him back against the cage.
Mfer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Getstoned struggles to land a body shot inside as Mfer controls his hands.
Mfer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mfer content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Mfer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#T2#
Mfer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#BC2#
Mfer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mfer misses with a head kick.
Getstoned walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mfer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mfer looks to land a body kick but Getstoned moved away.
Mfer lands a slapping body shot.
#CL#
Mfer tries to keep at a distance but Getstoned has taken the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Getstoned.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Mfer avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Getstoned.
Mfer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Mfer.
Mfer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mfer is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Mfer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mfer displaying some good clinch control by pressing Getstoned up against the cage.#T3#
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Mfer.
#BC2#
Mfer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Getstoned tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mfer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mfer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Getstoned.
Mfer is looking to chop away at Getstoned's legs.
Getstoned scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Getstoned stuns Mfer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#CL#
Getstoned instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Mfer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Getstoned scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Getstoned lands a left hand.
Getstoned misses with a punch on the inside.
Mfer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Getstoned's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mfer avoiding damage.
#T4##BC2#
Mfer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Getstoned tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mfer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Getstoned doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Getstoned lands with a shot to the body.
Mfer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mfer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Getstoned wants to clinch.
Mfer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Getstoned tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mfer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mfer lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jones Mfer dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
The fight stays on the outside here - Getstoned looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mfer scores with a jab. Getstoned acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Getstoned is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A punch combination from Mfer misses.
Mfer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Getstoned throws a right and a left that Mfer avoids nicely.
Mfer is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Getstoned with a body shot.
Mfer lands a right hook to the body.
Getstoned will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned ducks right into an uppercut from Mfer.
Mfer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mfer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Getstoned's head backwards.
Getstoned moves in looking to clinch but Mfer pushes him off.
Mfer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
Mfer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mfer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mfer swats away the attempt to clinch by Getstoned.
Getstoned is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mfer replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Getstoned blocks it well.
Getstoned tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Mfer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mfer lands a really nice looking cross but Getstoned seems unphased.
Good shot there by Getstoned.
Mfer lands a lovely overhand right.#ROC2#
Getstoned is rocked!
Mfer throws a powerful right kick. Getstoned tried to block low but the kick was high! Getstoned was taken right off of his feet! Mfer jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jones Mfer!
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Event:
DFC Las Vegas 45
Date: Jan 06, 2017 |
#R1#
Lotusflower with a hook.#CL2#
Getstoned gets a clinch.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Lotusflower.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
Lotusflower scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Getstoned.
Getstoned is working Lotusflower over against the cage.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower tries to work over Getstoned's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotusflower misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lotusflower throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lotusflower makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Getstoned tries a body shot but Lotusflower blocks it.
Lotusflower swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lotusflower tries to throw a body punch but Getstoned avoids it by throwing Lotusflower back against the cage.
Lotusflower tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Getstoned lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lotusflower or not.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Getstoned blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Getstoned misses with a punch to the body.
#T1#
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Getstoned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lotusflower doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned misses with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned blocking some punches.
Getstoned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lotusflower tries to work over Getstoned's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotusflower swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lotusflower lands a right hand that snaps the head of Getstoned backwards.
Lotusflower tries a body shot but Getstoned blocks it.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned misses with a punch to the body.
Getstoned tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lotusflower's elbow.
Lotusflower blocking some punches.
Getstoned lands a left hand.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Getstoned is working Lotusflower over against the cage.
A short right from Lotusflower on the inside. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Getstoned dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lotusflower lands with a short shot to the head.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lotusflower lands a shoulder strike.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Getstoned.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lotusflower misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
Getstoned lands a body punch in the clinch.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lotusflower misses with some punches.
#T3#
Lotusflower lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
A short body shot lands from Lotusflower as the two fighters clinch.
Lotusflower blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Getstoned lands a nice shot to the body.
Lotusflower working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with some punches.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lotusflower lands a body shot.
Getstoned tries a body shot but Lotusflower blocks it.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lotusflower tries to land knees in the clinch but Getstoned avoids the damage to the body.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned. #T4#
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Getstoned misses with a body punch.
Lotusflower prevents a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Getstoned trying to stall but Lotusflower improves his position.
Still in the clinch, Getstoned scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned tries to work over Lotusflower's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotusflower lands a shot to the body.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
Getstoned misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lotusflower blocking some punches.
Lotusflower tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Getstoned's elbow.
Lotusflower lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lotusflower lands with a short shot to the head.
Lotusflower fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Victor Von Lotusflower dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Getstoned uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lotusflower.
A big right from Lotusflower misses. #CL#
Lotusflower clinches with his opponent.
Getstoned lands a hook that snaps the head of Lotusflower backwards.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower missing with knees to the body.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lotusflower lands a nice uppercut.
Lotusflower trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lotusflower.
Lotusflower struggles to land a body shot inside as Getstoned controls his hands.
Lotusflower tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Getstoned's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee calls for Getstoned to work.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
#T1#
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned tries to stall but Lotusflower uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lotusflower can't find room to land a body shot as Getstoned controls the action.
Getstoned tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lotusflower creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lotusflower gets through Getstoned's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lotusflower blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower gets through Getstoned's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lotusflower lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lotusflower misses with some punches.
Getstoned tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lotusflower's elbow.
Getstoned blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lotusflower lands a shot to the body.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Getstoned can do to turn this around?#T2#
Lotusflower throws a head punch that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Getstoned takes a shot to the head.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lotusflower misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Lotusflower - that landed with a thud.
Lotusflower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lotusflower creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Victor Von Lotusflower has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lotusflower working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Getstoned lands a body shot.
Getstoned blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned can't find room to land a body shot as Lotusflower controls the action.
Getstoned tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lotusflower pushes Getstoned back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
#T3#
Lotusflower lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lotusflower misses with a punch to the body.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Getstoned scores with a nice short uppercut.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short left from Lotusflower. #ROC#
Getstoned is rocked!
Getstoned blocking some punches.
Getstoned is still on wobbly legs! Can Lotusflower finish him?
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower throws a head punch that misses.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Lotusflower swings wildly with an uppercut but Getstoned uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lotusflower swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Getstoned.
A head punch on the inside from Lotusflower fails to land.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower throws a punch but it's blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower throws a punch but it's blocked by Getstoned.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
Getstoned seems to have recovered his senses.
Getstoned lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lotusflower backwards.
Lotusflower misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lotusflower lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Getstoned.
Nice body punch from Lotusflower.
Getstoned lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lotusflower backwards. #T4#
Lotusflower lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Getstoned presses Lotusflower against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Lotusflower makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lotusflower lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Lotusflower fails to land.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned misses with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned working aggressively here.
A right hook to the body lands for Lotusflower.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Lotusflower.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lotusflower throws a punch but it's blocked by Getstoned.
A left hand lands to the body for Getstoned.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Victor Von Lotusflower dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Getstoned looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL#
Lotusflower drives through and clinches with Getstoned against the cage.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower tries to work over Getstoned's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
Lotusflower fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned lands with a right to the head.
Getstoned blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower throws a head punch that misses.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Getstoned misses with a punch on the inside.
Lotusflower scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
#T1#
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower tries to land knees in the clinch but Getstoned avoids the damage to the body.
Lotusflower lands a right hand that snaps the head of Getstoned backwards.
Getstoned working aggressively here.
Getstoned can't find room to land a body shot as Lotusflower controls the action.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
Lotusflower misses with a punch on the inside.
Lotusflower lands with a light punch inside.
Getstoned tries to work over Lotusflower's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lotusflower swings wildly with an uppercut but Getstoned uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lotusflower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lotusflower scores with a shoulder strike.
Lotusflower lands a shoulder strike.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Victor Von Lotusflower is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Getstoned misses with a body punch.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Lotusflower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lotusflower blocking some punches.
#T3#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Getstoned.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lotusflower.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Ted Getstoned has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
A short body shot lands from Getstoned as the two fighters clinch.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned can't find room to land a body shot as Lotusflower controls the action.
#T4#
Lotusflower lands an uppercut.
Lotusflower prevents a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Getstoned misses with a hook from the clinch.
Getstoned lands a body shot in the clinch.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks an uppercut.
Getstoned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Getstoned.
A short right from Getstoned on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ted Getstoned.
Well Lotusflower has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Victor Von Lotusflower!
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Victor Von Lotusflower!
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Victor Von Lotusflower!
Victor Von Lotusflower wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath Victor Von Lotusflower thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
DFC MAYHEM 20
Date: Dec 02, 2016 |
#R1##CL2#
Getstoned drives through and clinches with Jacobson against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jacobson.
Jacobson blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jacobson.
Jacobson works on Getstoned's body with a couple of short punches.
Getstoned misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jacobson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Getstoned looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jacobson.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jacobson.
Jacobson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Getstoned or not.
Jacobson lands an uppercut.
Getstoned tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The referee calls for Getstoned to work.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Jacobson.
Jacobson tries to throw a body punch but Getstoned avoids it by throwing Jacobson back against the cage.
Getstoned tries a body shot but Jacobson blocks it.
Getstoned being controlled against the cage.
A short right from Jacobson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Getstoned misses with some punches.
#T1#
Jacobson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jacobson lands with a light punch inside.
Jacobson stalling in the clinch but Getstoned improves position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jacobson.
Getstoned tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Jacobson breaks the clinch.
We've been told by Jacobson's head coaches at Globo Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Getstoned throws a right hand that misses
and Getstoned takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jacobson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Jacobson lands a nice hook to Getstoned's body. Getstoned takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #CL2#
Getstoned drives through and clinches with Jacobson against the cage.
Jacobson lands a left hand.
Getstoned tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jacobson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC#
Jacobson breaks from the clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jacobson, as that shot connected.
Jacobson misses the body punch
and Jacobson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Getstoned tries to clinch but Jacobson moves out of range.
Getstoned tries to clinch up.
Jacobson throwing a counter right hand but Getstoned manages to avoid it.#T2#
Getstoned slips a straight right by Jacobson.
Jab, jab by Jacobson - just one landing.
Jacobson looks to land a right hand but Getstoned moved out of range.
Getstoned jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Getstoned misses with a lunging right hand
and Getstoned takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC#
Getstoned is rocked!
Getstoned circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Jacobson. Getstoned falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Jacobson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gil Jacobson!
Gil Jacobson retains his lightweight title!
Gil Jacobson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Event:
DFC Mayhem 18
Date: Nov 11, 2016 |
#R1#
Mcshrads dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Good exchange - Mcshrads coming out on top.
Mcshrads throws a looping overhand right but Getstoned ducks down to avoid it.
Getstoned swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Mcshrads has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Getstoned is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Mcshrads on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Mcshrads misses with a takedown attempt - Getstoned sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Getstoned misses with a hook.
Lazzar Mcshrads seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Getstoned moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Mcshrads looks for a takedown but Getstoned sprawls well.
Mcshrads shoots and misses #CL#
and Getstoned counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Getstoned.
Ted Getstoned has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lazzar Mcshrads.
Getstoned scores with a hook to the body.
A short right from Getstoned on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Getstoned lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Getstoned lands a hook that snaps the head of Mcshrads backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Getstoned. #ROC#
Mcshrads is rocked!
Getstoned lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mcshrads or not.
Mcshrads is still on wobbly legs! Can Getstoned finish him?
Getstoned lands with a left to the head. #T1#
Getstoned lands a body shot.
Getstoned is leaning against Mcshrads and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mcshrads looks winded!
Getstoned is pressed up against the cage. Mcshrads has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Getstoned down to the mat. Getstoned avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Mcshrads slips a jab and a cross from Getstoned.
Mcshrads seems to have recovered his senses.
Getstoned fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've been told by Getstoned's head coaches at Skulls house of pain that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#KD#
Getstoned lands a big uppercut and Mcshrads crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Mcshrads looks OK. Getstoned waves Mcshrads back to his feet!#CL#
Getstoned forces Mcshrads back against the cage and clinches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Getstoned.
Getstoned lands a big right hand that drops Mcshrads! The killer instinct kicks in and Getstoned finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Getstoned!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Getstoned!
A very excited looking Ted Getstoned made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
DFC Mayhem 14
Date: Oct 14, 2016 |
#R1#
Getstoned dodges the punch combination from Palentine.
Palentine scores with a shot to the body.
Getstoned takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've been told by Getstoned's head coaches at Skulls house of pain that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Palentine is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Getstoned misses with an uppercut.
Palentine slips a jab and a cross from Getstoned.
Getstoned with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Palentine to score with a decent uppercut.
Palentine throws a poor cross that misses
and Getstoned counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palentine paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Getstoned looks to score with a jab to the body but Palentine is just out of range.
Palentine blocks a jab.
Palentine uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Getstoned has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Palentine misses with a straight left. #T1##CL#
Getstoned forces Palentine back against the cage and clinches.
Getstoned being controlled against the cage.#TD#
Getstoned decides to pull guard.
Palentine is looking to work some ground and pound but Getstoned has wrist control.
Palentine controlling from the top position. #SUB#
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB#
Palentine is posturing up here but Getstoned has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Palentine tries to roll out but it's too tight and Palentine has to tap! Slick submission there by Getstoned!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ted Getstoned!
Our winner, Ted Getstoned, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
Mayhem 11 Getstoned v. Bottura
Date: Sep 23, 2016 |
#R1#
Getstoned keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice straight punches there by Getstoned. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Getstoned.#CL#
Getstoned has managed to clinch.
Bottura tries to break the clinch but Getstoned is controlling the position.
Getstoned definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Getstoned presses Bottura against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Getstoned lands with a short shot to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bottura is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Bottura wants to stall.
Getstoned throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bottura blocks an uppercut.
Getstoned keeps control of Bottura as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bottura is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Getstoned lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Getstoned.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bottura stalling in the clinch but Getstoned improves position.
Getstoned lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Getstoned.
Bottura looks winded!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Getstoned.
Getstoned lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Getstoned lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bottura backwards. #T1#
Getstoned lands a hook that snaps the head of Bottura backwards.
Getstoned scores with a shoulder strike.
Getstoned lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Getstoned.
Getstoned lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Getstoned makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#ROC#
Bottura is rocked!
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Bottura.
Bottura is still on wobbly legs! Can Getstoned finish him?
Bottura is looking to break free of the clinch but Getstoned has double underhooks.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Bottura.
Getstoned misses with a punch on the inside.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Bottura.
Bottura seems to have recovered his senses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Getstoned throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Getstoned lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bottura has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Bottura.
Getstoned gets through Bottura's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned gets through Bottura's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Bottura with a big uppercut! Bottura tries to clinch up but Getstoned pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Bottura to the mat! Bottura covers up and Getstoned unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ted Getstoned!
During a confident post fight interview, Ted Getstoned thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
Sin City 8 Prince vs. Wright
Date: Sep 10, 2016 |
#R1#
Tinto throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Getstoned sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL#
Getstoned pushes Tinto up against the cage in a clinch.
Tinto tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Getstoned lands with a right to the head.
Getstoned makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Getstoned makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#TD2#
Tinto manages to pull guard.
#SUB#
Getstoned thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Tinto had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Getstoned defends it easily.#SUB2#
Tinto pushes a forearm under Getstoned's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Getstoned is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Daniel Tinto!
Daniel Tinto thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
TWGC 12 (145lbs, D4): Finals - Round 3
Date: Jul 25, 2016 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Tobias Pancake and Ted Getstoned. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 2 losses; Tobias Pancake! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 0 losses; Ted Getstoned!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Anthony Taglia and Bruno Lombardi.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Getstoned tries to sprawl but Pancake drives through with a takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Pancake (2) vs (0) Getstoned
Pancake is working for a submission of some sort.
Getstoned is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pancake pulls his head out easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pancake is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Pancake is trying to control. Getstoned wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pancake works his foot free and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Pancake (5) vs (0) Getstoned
Pancake wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Getstoned is desperately trying to improve his position but Pancake has a good base and remains in mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pancake content just to control the position here.
Getstoned is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Pancake wants to take Getstoned's back but he can't do it this time.
Getstoned working to try and regain half guard.
Pancake is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Getstoned has managed to escape the submission attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pancake trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Getstoned wants to hold on but Pancake pushes him away.
Pancake controlling from the full mount.
Pancake wants to control the pace but Getstoned is squirming around nicely.
Getstoned tries to hold on but Pancake postures up.
Getstoned keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned is still trying to improve position.
Pancake will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Pancake can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Getstoned is looking to escape.
Pancake is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Getstoned is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Getstoned keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Pancake can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Getstoned is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned tries to hold on but Pancake pushes him away.
Pancake looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Getstoned is looking to improve his position but Pancake isn't that keen on the idea.
Pancake avoids the attempt from Getstoned to control.
Pancake controlling the position easily from mount.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Pancake looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Getstoned bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Pancake (5) vs (2) Getstoned
Pancake is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Getstoned forces his way into half guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned is thwarting Pancake's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Getstoned is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Getstoned is looking for a kimura here.
Getstoned is trying for a kimura here. Pancake looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Getstoned wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ted Getstoned!
Ted Getstoned is the new featherweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Ted Getstoned thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
TWGC 12 (145lbs, D4): Finals - Round 2
Date: Jul 24, 2016 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Ted Getstoned and Sebastion Gorfu. Sebastion Gorfu is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Ted Getstoned! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Sebastion Gorfu!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Anthony Taglia and Chad Campbell.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Gorfu tries to keep at a distance but Getstoned has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gorfu pulls guard effortlessly.
Gorfu working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Getstoned doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Getstoned manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Getstoned stopping the sweep attempt from Gorfu.
Getstoned slips nicely into half guard.
Getstoned is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Gorfu reverses the position - he's now on top in Getstoned's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Getstoned (0) vs (2) Gorfu
Gorfu trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Gorfu passes into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Getstoned (0) vs (5) Gorfu
Getstoned is being controlled here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Getstoned tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Gorfu wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Getstoned gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Gorfu is trying to control the action in half guard but Getstoned is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Gorfu is looking for a kimura here.
Getstoned trying to control but Gorfu postures up.
Gorfu is looking for a kimura but Getstoned is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Gorfu to get the leverage.
Gorfu is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorfu trying to control the action but Getstoned is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Gorfu is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Getstoned is just riding it out for now. Gorfu eventually gives up the hold.
Getstoned is refusing to be controlled, as Gorfu sits in half guard.
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
Getstoned looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned trying to control here.
Gorfu trying to control the action but Getstoned is working from the bottom.
Gorfu is working for a kimura but Getstoned is defending it quite comfortably.
Getstoned is refusing to be controlled, as Gorfu sits in half guard.
Getstoned looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Getstoned has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Gorfu is working away from the top position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Gorfu pulls his head out easily.
Getstoned looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Gorfu trying to pass the guard but Getstoned defending well.
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
Gorfu looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Gorfu is trying to control the action in half guard but Getstoned is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Well, if Gorfu is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Gorfu trying to control from half guard but Getstoned is working away.
Getstoned tries to roll over but Gorfu keeps him under control.
Getstoned looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Getstoned is refusing to be controlled, as Gorfu sits in half guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Gorfu controlling the action here.
Gorfu is continuing to stall.
Getstoned is looking to improve his position.
Gorfu trying to control from half guard but Getstoned is working away.
Getstoned might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Gorfu works his way into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Getstoned (0) vs (8) Gorfu
Gorfu is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Getstoned knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Getstoned manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Getstoned (2) vs (8) Gorfu
Getstoned is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Getstoned wants to work for an arm triangle but Gorfu is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Gorfu is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Getstoned's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Getstoned's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Getstoned (2) vs (12) Gorfu
I would not like to be Getstoned right now.
Gorfu is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Gorfu is looking for the choke from the back position but Getstoned is controlling his hands well.
Getstoned rolls, trying to escape but Gorfu keeps control of the position.
Getstoned is working hard here to advance position.
Gorfu has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Getstoned has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
You can see the frustration on Getstoned's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Gorfu looking for the choke from the back.
Getstoned trying to control the hands but Gorfu won't let him.
Gorfu is trying to stick to Getstoned's back but Getstoned is turning into Gorfu. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Gorfu's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Getstoned. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Getstoned (4) vs (12) Gorfu
Gorfu controls Getstoned momentarily but Getstoned frees himself.
Getstoned tries to free his leg and advance position but Gorfu is retaining full guard.
Gorfu is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Getstoned pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gorfu is keeping the position for now.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Getstoned pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gorfu is keeping the position for now.
Getstoned is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Gorfu is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Gorfu has escaped and now he's on top! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Getstoned (4) vs (14) Gorfu
Getstoned has his foot on Gorfu's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Gorfu works his way back into a safe position though.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gorfu is aware though and is defending well.
Gorfu sitting in guard here, content to control.
Getstoned looking for a guillotine here but Gorfu defends easily.
Gorfu wants to control from the top but Getstoned keeps moving.
Gorfu avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Getstoned had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Gorfu defends it easily.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned keeping moving, preventing Gorfu from controlling successfully.
Getstoned escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Gorfu gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Getstoned is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Getstoned is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gorfu is aware though and is defending well.
Getstoned can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Gorfu controls the pace.
Getstoned keeping moving, preventing Gorfu from controlling successfully.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Getstoned looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Gorfu passes into half guard.
Gorfu prevents Getstoned from improving his position.
Getstoned is not content to let Gorfu control the position.
Getstoned tries to roll over but Gorfu keeps him under control.
Gorfu wants to control but Getstoned is keeping him busy.
Getstoned is trying to get back to full guard.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Gorfu passes to full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Getstoned (4) vs (17) Gorfu
Gorfu looking to control and managing it successfully.
Gorfu wants to control the pace but Getstoned is squirming around nicely.
Getstoned slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gorfu is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Getstoned sees it coming and defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Getstoned has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Gorfu. Oh but Getstoned has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Gorfu goes limp - he's gone! Getstoned jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 14:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ted Getstoned!
A victorious Ted Getstoned thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
TWGC 12 (145lbs, D4): Finals - Round 1
Date: Jul 23, 2016 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Ted Getstoned and Michael Collins. Collins has chosen I'm Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Michael Collins enters the cage!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Ted Getstoned! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Michael Collins!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Bruno Lombardi.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Getstoned darts in and clinches Collins up against the cage.
Getstoned jumps guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Getstoned pushes a forearm under Collins's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Collins is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ted Getstoned!
Ted Getstoned seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
TWGC 12 (145lbs, D4): Tokyo Qualifier - Round 2
Date: Jul 15, 2016 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Nate Murdock and Ted Getstoned. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Nate Murdock! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Ted Getstoned!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yukihiro Shimada.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Getstoned has closed the distance and engaged Murdock in a clinch.
Murdock fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Murdock is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Getstoned to keep the fight standing.
Murdock tries to pull guard but Getstoned forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nate Murdock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Getstoned decides to pull guard.
Murdock trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Getstoned is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Getstoned is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Getstoned throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Getstoned looking for a guillotine here but Murdock defends easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Murdock is aware though and is defending well.
Getstoned controls Murdock momentarily but Murdock frees himself.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murdock wants to pass the guard but Getstoned is keeping the position.
Getstoned escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Murdock gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Getstoned has his foot on Murdock's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Murdock works his way back into a safe position though.
Murdock has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Getstoned keeping full guard, as Murdock tries to pass.
Murdock slips nicely into half guard.
Getstoned is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Murdock pulls his head out easily.
Murdock will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Murdock looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murdock is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Getstoned is not content to let Murdock control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.
Getstoned looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Getstoned is staying active underneath Murdock, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
Getstoned trying to control but Murdock postures up.
Getstoned is refusing to be controlled, as Murdock sits in half guard.
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
Getstoned is defending against the submission attempts here by Murdock.
Murdock is trying to work for a kimura but Getstoned is defending well.
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Murdock pulls his head out easily.
Murdock knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Getstoned on the ground.
Murdock is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Getstoned is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Murdock is trying to work for a kimura but Getstoned is defending well.
Getstoned looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Getstoned is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Murdock defends well.
Murdock avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Murdock passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Murdock (3) vs (0) Getstoned
Getstoned gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! Score +2 for reaching mount: Murdock (5) vs (0) Getstoned
Murdock wants to take Getstoned's back but he can't do it this time.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Murdock seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Getstoned is holding on tight.
Murdock is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Getstoned to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Getstoned shrugs it off.
Getstoned prevents Murdock from taking his back.
Getstoned is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Murdock looking to secure an arm triangle but Getstoned defends it well.
Murdock wants to take his opponent's back but Getstoned doesn't allow it.
Murdock avoids the attempt from Getstoned to control.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Murdock moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Getstoned has worked his arm free - good work by Getstoned!
Getstoned sneaks back into half guard.
Murdock wants to lay and pray for a moment but Getstoned keeps working.
Getstoned is looking to control Murdock's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Getstoned avoid being mounted?
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.
Murdock looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Getstoned is trying to maintain the position but Murdock is very close to passing his half guard.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Murdock is looking for a kimura here.
Getstoned is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Murdock pulls his head out easily.
Getstoned has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Murdock. Oh but Getstoned has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Murdock goes limp - he's gone! Getstoned jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ted Getstoned!
After winning the bout, Ted Getstoned thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
TWGC 12 (145lbs, D4): Tokyo Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Jul 14, 2016 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Mr Tapout and Ted Getstoned. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Mr Tapout! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Ted Getstoned!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Taro Takaoka.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Getstoned gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Tapout gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Tapout (2) vs (0) Getstoned
Getstoned has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Tapout doesn't defend quickly enough and Getstoned has managed to lock this one up! Can Tapout escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Getstoned on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ted Getstoned!
Our winner, Ted Getstoned, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
Highland Games 189
Date: Jul 07, 2016 |
#R1#
Getstoned staying out of range there.
Beefcake throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL2#
Beefcake rushes Getstoned and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Beefcake tries a body shot but Getstoned blocks it.
Getstoned is trying to pull guard but Beefcake turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Getstoned jumps guard but Beefcake turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Beefcake lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Beefcake - that landed with a thud.
Beefcake misses with a hook to the ribs.
#TD#
Getstoned ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Getstoned no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Getstoned looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB#
Getstoned looking for a guillotine here but Beefcake defends easily.
#SUB#
Getstoned working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Beefcake doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Beefcake manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T1##SUB#
Getstoned working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Beefcake has passed into half guard!
Beefcake content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Getstoned is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Getstoned is working hard here to advance position.
Getstoned might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Getstoned actively working from the bottom here.
Beefcake trying to pass the guard but Getstoned defending well. #SUB#
Getstoned is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Beefcake pulls his head out easily.
Getstoned wants to get back to full guard but Beefcake has mounted him!
Getstoned sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#SUB#
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.
Beefcake really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Getstoned. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T3#
Getstoned wants to get back to full guard.
My spies in Hey Steves Fight Shack inform me that Beefcake has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!#SUB#
Getstoned looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Getstoned looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Beefcake is pressing down on Getstoned's thigh, looking to free his foot. Getstoned is holding on for now. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Beefcake keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Getstoned slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB#
Getstoned looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Beefcake is defending well. Getstoned quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Beefcake has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Getstoned celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ted Getstoned!
A victorious Ted Getstoned thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
Highland Games 185
Date: Jun 23, 2016 |
#R1#
Getstoned stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Scherer has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Scherer throws a jab when Getstoned was well out of range.
Jab, jab by Scherer - just one landing.
Scherer lands with a nice body punch.
Scherer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Getstoned at a distance.
A telegraphed right hand from Getstoned misses the target.
Getstoned jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scherer tries to close the distance and clinch but Getstoned swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Scherer connects with a nice looking jab.
Scherer moves in looking to clinch but Getstoned pushes him off.
Scherer lands a body shot.
Getstoned takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Getstoned throws a looping overhand right but Scherer ducks down to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Getstoned throws a lazy uppercut
and Getstoned takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Getstoned misses with a hook.
Scherer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Getstoned.#CL#
Getstoned forces Scherer back against the cage and clinches.#T1##TD#
Getstoned pulls Scherer into guard.
#SUB#
Scherer lying in Getstoned's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Getstoned decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Scherer taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ted Getstoned!
Ted Getstoned decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
Highland Games 182
Date: Jun 12, 2016 |
#R1#
Stevenson tries a low kick but Getstoned avoids it.
Nice uppercut lands for Stevenson. That snapped Getstoned's head back.
Stevenson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Stevenson throws a head kick but Getstoned moves out of range.
Stevenson throws a lazy right hand but Getstoned sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stevenson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Getstoned misses with an uppercut. Stevenson saw that one coming.
Getstoned steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stevenson.
Getstoned looks to land a right hand but Stevenson moved out of range.
Stevenson throws a hook but Getstoned avoids it easily.
Stevenson throws out a powerful jab.
Stevenson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Getstoned.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big left from Getstoned misses.
Donk. Stevenson catches Getstoned right on the button with a cross.
Stevenson lands with a cross. #CL2#
Getstoned has closed the distance and engaged Stevenson in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stevenson has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Getstoned tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Stevenson smiles and moves away.
#T1#
Getstoned misses with a hook.
Getstoned misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stevenson.
Stevenson is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Stevenson misses the jab.
Getstoned jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Getstoned throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stevenson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Getstoned takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Getstoned checks a low kick from Stevenson.
Getstoned moves out of range as Stevenson strikes.
Getstoned looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Getstoned blocks a leg kick.
Getstoned looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Getstoned gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Stevenson looks to land a right hand but Getstoned moved out of range.
Getstoned throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Stevenson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Getstoned has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Stevenson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stevenson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Getstoned.
A jab from Stevenson misses. #T2#
Stevenson scores with a nice strike.#CL2#
Getstoned clinches up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Getstoned is trying to pull guard but Stevenson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#TD2#
Getstoned ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Getstoned no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Stevenson trying to control but Getstoned is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Getstoned has his feet on Stevenson's thighs here. He's pushed Stevenson off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Stevenson screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ted Getstoned!
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Event:
Highland Games 177
Date: May 26, 2016 |
#R1#
Hunter keeps the fight on the outside.
Hunter looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hunter lands a nice shot that snaps Getstoned's head back.
Getstoned tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hunter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hunter lunges at Getstoned with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Getstoned's hand.
Getstoned tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hunter swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Getstoned tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A cross from Hunter lands.
Getstoned on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Getstoned avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hunter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Getstoned was well out of range. Poor timing from Hunter .
Ted Getstoned seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hunter lands with a shot to the body.
Getstoned is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hunter throws out a counter right but Getstoned avoids it with no problem.#T1#
Hunter cracks Getstoned with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hunter punishes Getstoned's body with a nice straight punch.
Hunter swings for the body but Getstoned moves out of range.
Hunter digs a good body shot into Getstoned's ribs.
Hunter looks to land a combination but Getstoned avoids it well.
Hunter is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Getstoned takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Getstoned tries to clinch but Hunter moves out of range.
Getstoned takes one to the side of the head.
Getstoned tries to clinch there but Hunter circles away.
Hunter lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Getstoned closes the distance but Hunter moves to the side
and Hunter connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Getstoned tries to clinch there but Hunter circles away.
Hunter looks to score with a jab to the body but Getstoned is just out of range.
Getstoned wants to clinch
and Hunter counters with a series of strikes. Getstoned will be more careful next time no doubt.
Getstoned wants to clinch up but Hunter keeps it at a distance.
Getstoned tries to close the distance and clinch but Hunter swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Getstoned wants to clinch but Hunter slips to the side
letting Hunter counter with a right hand.
Getstoned tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hunter paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hunter looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hunter has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#CL#
Getstoned instigates a clinch.
Getstoned is trying to pull guard but Hunter has him pressed against the cage.
Getstoned is trying to pull guard but Hunter has him pressed against the cage.
Getstoned blocking some punches.
Getstoned is trying to pull guard but Hunter turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ted Getstoned. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Getstoned tries to pull guard but Hunter holds him up against the cage and eventually Getstoned drops back down to his feet.
#TD#
Getstoned has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Hunter uses from the top position. #T3##SUB#
Getstoned working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hunter doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hunter manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Hunter has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Getstoned to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Hunter is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Getstoned pulls down on the head and he's put Hunter to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ted Getstoned!
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