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Event:
DFC Mayhem 4
Date: Aug 05, 2016 |
#R1#
Griffinsky scores with a nice strike.#CUT#
It looks like Kenny Mcfucked has been cut.#TD2#
Mcfucked closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mcfucked lands in his opponent's guard.
Mcfucked stays in close to Griffinsky's body and controls the position.
Griffinsky wants to sweep here but Mcfucked controlling him for the moment.
Griffinsky is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mcfucked trying to control the position from guard on top but Griffinsky is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mcfucked postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Griffinsky knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mcfucked on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfucked postures up.
Griffinsky is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mcfucked is controlling him.
Mcfucked trying to control but Griffinsky is working from the bottom.
Griffinsky wants to hit a switch here but Mcfucked passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Griffinsky there! #T1#
Mcfucked avoids the attempt from Griffinsky to control.#SUB2#
Mcfucked swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kenny Mcfucked!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 07, 2016 |
#R1##CL#
Fire has managed to clinch.
#TD2#
Mcfucked gets control of Fire's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mcfucked will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Fire is looking to pass into half guard but Mcfucked pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Mcfucked is in guard.#REVB#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fire is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mcfucked is controlling him.
Mcfucked trying to control but Fire is working from the bottom.
Mcfucked pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fire is keeping the position for now.
Mcfucked being controlled here momentarily.
Mcfucked trying to control the position from guard on top but Fire is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fire tries to strike from the bottom.
Fire pulls Mcfucked in close to prevent any damage.
Fire could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T1#
Fire throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
#SUB#
Fire looking for a guillotine here but Mcfucked defends easily.
#SUB#
Fire looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Mcfucked passes into side control.
Fire wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Mcfucked is looking to take a break and control but Fire is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fire is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB2#
Mcfucked wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Fire, who protects the arm well.
Fire is trying to control Mcfucked's posture but Mcfucked avoids it.
Fire is trying to buck Mcfucked off.
Fire tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fire is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB2#
Mcfucked is trying to get an arm triangle but Fire is defending well. #T3##SUB2#
Mcfucked is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Fire has escaped the position, nice work there.
Mcfucked working away.
Fire is trying to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Mcfucked tries for a kimura but Fire is defending well.
Mcfucked fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Fire is trying to get back to half guard.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mcfucked is looking to take a break and control but Fire is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fire tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Mcfucked goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Fire rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Mcfucked's guard! Nice work there by Fire!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kenny Mcfucked dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Mcfucked gets the takedown into side control. #ES#
Fire bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Fire's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fire duly obliges. #TD#
Fire closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fire lands with a punch from half guard.
Willie Fire overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Well, if Fire is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Fire wants to get back to his feet.
Mcfucked gets back to full guard.
#T1#
Fire forces his way into half guard.#SUB#
Fire is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Fire trying to pass the guard but Mcfucked defending well. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Fire tries to stand and escape but Mcfucked is controlling the position.
Fire content to control rather than advance.
Mcfucked tries to get to full guard but Fire has control of the leg.
Fire trying to pass the guard but Mcfucked defending well.
Mcfucked controlling the position for now.#T3#
Mcfucked is looking for a sweep. Fire is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fire throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#CL#
Fire moves into the clinch.
Fire drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fire stalling.
#TD#
Fire successfully pulls guard.
Fire keeping full guard, as Mcfucked tries to pass.
Fire trying to control the position.
#T4#
Fire striking off his back but it's not causing Mcfucked any problems.
Mcfucked throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mcfucked won't allow Fire to sweep him here.
Fire keeping full guard, as Mcfucked tries to pass.
Mcfucked trying to control but Fire is working from the bottom.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Fire working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mcfucked doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mcfucked manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mcfucked wants to control from the top but Fire keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Willie Fire dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Fire shoots in but no luck this time. #TD2#
Mcfucked looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Fire!
Mcfucked working away.
Fire is looking to regain half guard here but Mcfucked keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB2#
Mcfucked thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Fire wants to control but Mcfucked postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fire regains half guard.
Mcfucked tries to pass to full mount but Fire defends it. #SUB2#
Mcfucked is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fire has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mcfucked takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Mcfucked throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Mcfucked is trying to control the action in half guard but Fire is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fire trying to hold on to Mcfucked's head to control him but Mcfucked postures up.
Mcfucked wants to take a breather but Fire is having none of it.
Fire is trying to get back to full guard.
Mcfucked trying to control from half guard but Fire is working away. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fire is looking to improve his position.
Fire trying to control but Mcfucked postures up.
#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#CL#
Fire takes the fight into the clinch. #TD2#
Mcfucked tightens his grip and picks Fire up, before dumping him to the ground. Fire manages to land in guard.
Mcfucked postures up in Fire's guard and throws a big left but Fire blocks it.
Fire bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mcfucked's guard. #REVR#
Mcfucked keeping moving, preventing Fire from controlling successfully.
Fire is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T3#
Fire stops Mcfucked from standing up.
Fire lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fire controlling from the top position.
Fire trying to stand up but can't free himself from Mcfucked's guard.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fire is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Fire trying to control but Mcfucked is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mcfucked has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.#TD#
Fire closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Mcfucked's guard.
Mcfucked looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fire is one step ahead there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Fire showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Willie Fire.
Well Fire has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 29:29
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29
The fight is ruled a draw!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 25, 2016 |
#R1#
Mcfucked shoots and misses
and Kiatsongrit counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mcfucked thinking.
Mcfucked darts in looking for a takedown but Kiatsongrit gets double underhooks and turns Mcfucked into the cage.
It looked like Kiatsongrit was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mcfucked.
Kiatsongrit feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mcfuckeds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#CUT#
It looks like Kenny Mcfucked has been cut.
Mcfucked darts in trying to clinch
and Kiatsongrit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mcfucked looks winded!#KD#
Kiatsongrit lands a big uppercut and Mcfucked crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Mcfucked looks OK. Kiatsongrit waves Mcfucked back to his feet!#ROC#
Mcfucked is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mcfucked with a poor takedown
and Kiatsongrit counters with a big left hand that crumples Mcfucked! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hwarang Kiatsongrit!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 19, 2016 |
#R1#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mcfucked.
Mcfucked has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#CL#
Vlad moves into range and clinches up with Mcfucked.
Vlad drops down looking for an ankle pick but Mcfucked pulls his leg out and moves away.
Mcfucked fails with the takedown.
Mcfucked walks into a stiff left hand from Vlad.#CUT#
It looks like Kenny Mcfucked has been cut.
Vlad throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mcfucked avoids a punch combination nicely.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mcfucked.
Arthur Vlad has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kenny Mcfucked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Vlad shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Vlad showed some decent athleticism there.
Vlad is keen to just control but Mcfucked is a slippery customer.#T1#
Vlad sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mcfucked defending well though.
Mcfucked is looking to control Vlad's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mcfucked avoid being mounted?
Vlad thows a huge punch but Mcfucked dodges it nicely.
Vlad missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mcfucked has hold of Vlad's hands but Vlad slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB2#
Mcfucked is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Vlad is tapping! Great win for Mcfucked!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Kenny Mcfucked!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 16, 2016 |
#R1##CL#
Pork rushes Mcfucked and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD2#
Mcfucked jumps guard.
Pork looking to sit in guard and control but Mcfucked gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Mcfucked stopping the sweep attempt from Pork.
Mcfucked pushing down on Pork's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Mcfucked is looking to take a break and control but Pork is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mcfucked controlling the action here.
Pork is trying to control but Mcfucked passes into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pork is trying to control Mcfucked's posture but Mcfucked avoids it. #SUB2#
Mcfucked is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Pork looks calm but he's in trouble here. Mcfucked gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Pork is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Mcfucked lets go of the hold and Pork can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kenny Mcfucked!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 637 Round 1
Date: Jun 13, 2016 |
#R1#
Mcfucked changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Smiff tries to avoid it but Mcfucked manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Smiff to the ground. Smiff escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mcfucked is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#TD#
Smiff fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Mcfucked sprawls well initially but Smiff persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Smiff lands with a punch from half guard. #SUB2#
Mcfucked looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Smiff scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfucked wants to control but Smiff is keeping busy.
#SUB2#
Mcfucked actively working from the bottom here.
Smiff is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #T1#
Smiff tries to pass the half guard into mount. Mcfucked knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Smiff keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Mcfucked wants to control but Smiff is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Mcfucked trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Smiff manages to pass to mount!
Smiff scoring with strikes but Mcfucked is staying in there. #T2#
Smiff controlling his opponent.
A nice elbow there by Smiff.
Smiff pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Smiff landing strikes, looking to finish!
Smiff landing shots from mount.
Smiff with the ground and pound from mount.
Smiff lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smiff scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Mcfucked is squirming around, avoiding Smiff's attempts to control the action.
Smiff knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Mcfucked on the ground.#T3#
Smiff controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Smiff lands a couple of good shots and Mcfucked has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Smiff has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Mcfucked's body.
Smiff is not going to allow Mcfucked to sit and survive in this position.
Mcfucked looking very determined here, making life difficult for Smiff.
#T4#
Mcfucked rolls, trying to escape but Smiff keeps control of the position.
Smiff is trying to stick to Mcfucked's back but Mcfucked is turning into Smiff. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Smiff's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Mcfucked.
Mcfucked is fighting to break Smiff's control of his arms but Smiff is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Smiff looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mcfucked is one step ahead there.
Smiff is trying to control the position but Mcfucked postures up.
Smiff can't keep his opponent in guard - Mcfucked advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Smiff wants to improve his position but Mcfucked is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Farinaceous Smiff dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Mcfucked throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smiff's waist but Smiff gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mcfucked off to one side.
Mcfucked ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mcfucked tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Smiff swivels and escapes.
Mcfucked throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smiff's waist but Smiff gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mcfucked off to one side.
Farinaceous Smiff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kenny Mcfucked.
Mcfucked shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #CL#
and Smiff counters by moving into the clinch.
Mcfucked drops down looking for an ankle pick but Smiff pulls his leg out and moves away.
Smiff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mcfucked tries to clinch but Smiff moves away #TD#
and Smiff counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Mcfucked!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You can see the frustration on Mcfucked's face as Smiff controls the position.
Mcfucked is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Mcfucked is breathing heavily.
Smiff lands a decent elbow from side control.
Smiff moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #T1#
Smiff wants to control but Mcfucked is keeping him busy.
Smiff is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Mcfucked is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Mcfucked is looking to control Smiff's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mcfucked avoid being mounted?
Smiff is pressing down on Mcfucked's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mcfucked is holding on for now. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Smiff slows the pace down in half guard. #T3##REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Mcfucked ducks under a wild hook from Smiff.
Mcfucked feints the counter takedown.
Mcfucked is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smiff displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mcfucked.
Smiff seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Smiff keeps the fight on the outside.
Mcfucked shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #CL#
and Smiff counters by clinching up.
Smiff holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Smiff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mcfucked can do to turn this around?#T4##TD#
Smiff lands a takedown into guard.
Smiff scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Smiff slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Smiff postures up.
Smiff chips away with some ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Smiff sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Smiff postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Farinaceous Smiff dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Mcfucked shoots in looking for a takedown but Smiff manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mcfucked's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A big right from Smiff misses.
Smiff misses with an uppercut. Mcfucked saw that one coming.
Nice takedown defense from Smiff. No joy for Mcfucked on that attempt.
Smiff attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Mcfucked enables Smiff to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Mcfucked manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mcfucked is wriggling around but Smiff manages to pass to half guard.
#REVB#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Smiff lands a nice short elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfucked has his hands clasped together around Smiff's back. He's all about the action.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Smiff in particular looking to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Smiff slips a nice elbow through Mcfucked's hands, connecting with Mcfucked's forehead.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Smiff in particular looking to stall.
Mcfucked wants to improve his position but Smiff is controlling well.
Smiff wants to take a breather but Mcfucked is having none of it.
Smiff wants to pass the guard but Mcfucked is defending well.
Farinaceous Smiff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Smiff frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Smiff scoring with strikes but Mcfucked is staying in there.
Mcfucked regains half guard.
Mcfucked takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Smiff is controlling the pace.
Smiff working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Mcfucked's thigh. Mcfucked counters though and makes it back to full guard. #T3#
Smiff looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mcfucked is trying to keep Smiff in close.
#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smiff controls from within his opponent's guard.
Smiff won't allow Mcfucked to sweep him here.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Mcfucked can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Smiff controls the pace.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Smiff throws out a loose jab but Mcfucked uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Smiff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mcfucked checks a low kick from Smiff.
Mcfucked is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kenny Mcfucked has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smiff lands a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Farinaceous Smiff showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Smiff has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight for Farinaceous Smiff!
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight for Farinaceous Smiff!
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight for Farinaceous Smiff!
Farinaceous Smiff wins by unanimous decision!
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