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Event:
Carnage Ten
Date: Sep 16, 2016 |
#R1#
Dummy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dummy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A low kick from Dummy is predictable there #TD#
and Johnson counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB#
Johnson tries for a kimura but Dummy is defending well. #SUB#
Johnson is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Dummy knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Johnson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Johnson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Johnson tries for a kimura but Dummy is defending well. #SUB#
Johnson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Dummy has escaped the position, nice work there. #T1##SUB#
Johnson tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Johnson tries to move to mount but Dummy blocks the move with his legs. #SUB#
Johnson has hold of Dummy's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Dummy tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Johnson cranks the arm and Dummy screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Dummy, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Chris Johnson!
Chris Johnson retains his middleweight title!
Chris Johnson really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements Q160/$225 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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Event:
Carnage Nine
Date: Sep 02, 2016 |
#R1#
A right-left combo lands from Myres. #CUT2#
It looks like Test Dummy has been cut.#KD2#
Myres feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Dummy sprawling to the canvas! Dummy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Myres finish him?!
#ROC2#
Dummy is rocked!
Dummy wants to clinch up but Myres keeps it at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters circling - Dummy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Myres has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dummy lands a jab to the nose.
Dummy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Myres.
Myres fails to land with a series of punches.
Dummy throws a quick counter head kick but Myres was just out of range.
Myres is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dummy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Myres sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dummy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dummy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Myres throws a series of strikes that have Dummy backpedaling.
Dummy scores with a leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Dummy as he connects with a hook.#CUT#
It looks like Rob Myres has been cut.
Myres uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dummy.
Dummy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dummy misses the shot to the body.
Myres keeps the fight on the outside.#T1#
Dummy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dummy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Dummy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Myres appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Myres throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Myres swings for the body but Dummy moves out of range.
#CL#
Dummy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Our sources have told us that Dummy has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Dummy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A knee to the head by Dummy.
Dummy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Myres working hard to break the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Dummy.
Myres wants to break the clinch but can't.
Myres wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dummy has him pressed against the cage.
Dummy misses with a knee strike.
Dummy keeps control of Myres as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dummy scores a nice knee to the body.
Myres working hard to break the clinch.
Dummy misses with a knee strike.
#T2#
Dummy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dummy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Myres is looking to break free of the clinch but Dummy has double underhooks.
Dummy landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dummy lands an uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dummy obliges.
Dummy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Myres wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dummy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Myres takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dummy lands an elbow inside.
Myres takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dummy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Dummy.
Dummy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dummy obliges.
Dummy landing knees to the head.
Myres wants to get back to striking at distance but Dummy won't allow it.
Dummy lands a knee to the head.
#T3#
Myres is trying to break free.
Dummy connects with a knee to the head.
Dummy landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dummy misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Dummy - that landed with a thud.
Myres looks winded!
Knees in the clinch landing for Dummy.
Dummy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Myres is trying to force a seperation but Dummy has the dominant position.
Dummy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Myres is trying to force a seperation but Dummy has the dominant position.
Myres is trying to break the clinch but Dummy has him pressed against the cage.
Myres is trying to push Dummy away but Dummy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dummy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dummy lands with a light punch inside.
Dummy working Myres over with knees to the body.
Myres has had enough of the clinch but Dummy keeps him there for the moment.
Dummy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dummy.
#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dummy landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dummy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dummy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dummy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Myres lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. #BC#
Dummy breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dummy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Myres slips under a jab.#CL#
Dummy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Myres, pushing him back against the cage.
Dummy scores a nice knee to the body.
Myres can't break the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dummy obliges.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dummy landing knees to the body.
Dummy lands a nice knee to the body.
Dummy with a knee to the head.
Dummy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Myres backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Test Dummy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Myres misses with a straight right.
Dummy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Myres. That did some damage!
A slow jab from Dummy misses its intended target.
Dummy misses with a head kick.
Rob Myres seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Myres throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dummy counters with a low kick, right behind Myres 's knee.
Myres misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dummy throws a counter high kick but Myres was just alert enough to avoid it.
Dummy looks to score with a jab to the body but Myres is just out of range.
Myres scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Myres connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dummy!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Myres. Dummy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Myres misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dummy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Myres swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dummy is looking to counter with a body kick.
Myres is breathing heavily.
Dummy on the wrong end of a nice hook.#T1#
Nice uppercut there from Myres.
Myres throws an off balance right hand
and Dummy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dummy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Myres rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dummy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dummy thinks about countering with a body kick.
Myres takes one to the side of the head.
Myres with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dummy to score with a decent uppercut.#ROC#
Myres is rocked!
Dummy lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Test Dummy!
Test Dummy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
Rob Myres spoke after the fight, saying 'Sorry for crappy performance tonight guys, I'll be back better than ever next time out '.
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Event:
Carnage Seven
Date: Aug 18, 2016 |
#R1#
Dummy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dummy thumps Bela with a low kick.
Bela looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bela blocks a head kick by Dummy.
Bela tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dummy defends well and Bela ends up having to push Dummy into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Dummy looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Dummy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've been told by Dummy's head coaches at Brutal Force Training that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bela has his takedown stuffed
and Bela takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#
It looks like Ronta Bela has been cut.
Test Dummy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ronta Bela.
Bela misses with a takedown attempt #KD#
and Dummy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bela! Dummy lets Bela back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#
Bela is rocked!
Bela looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dummy lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Bela - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Dummy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Test Dummy!
A very excited looking Test Dummy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 09, 2016 |
#R1#
Dummy looks to land a right hand but Lewiski moved out of range.
Lewiski looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Good leg kick by Dummy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lewiski tries to clinch up.
Dummy blocks the body kick.
Lewiski seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Lewiski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dummy.#KD2#
Dummy lands a big head kick that sends Lewiski tumbling to the mat! Dummy takes a step backwards and waves Lewiski back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT2#
It looks like Richard Lewiski has been cut.
Dummy drops Lewiski with a huge uppercut! Lewiski drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Dummy is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Test Dummy!
Our winner, Test Dummy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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