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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 01, 2019 |
#R1#
Cheryshev looks to score with a jab to the body but Khan is just out of range.
Khan slips under a jab from Cheryshev.
Khan comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cheryshev cracks Khan with a good jab.#CUT#
It looks like Yormomza Khan has been cut.
Cheryshev misses with a straight right. #KD#
Cheryshev sends Khan crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cheryshev is motioning to the referee to let Khan up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Khan is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheryshev on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Yuri Cheryshev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Khan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheryshev.
The fighters circling - Cheryshev throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Khan tries to move into range but Cheryshev moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Khan is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheryshev finish him?
Cheryshev motions for Khan to come forward. Cheryshev throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Khan seems to have recovered his senses.
A swing and a miss from Cheryshev.
Khan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cheryshev misses with an uppercut. Khan saw that one coming.
Cheryshev misses with a wild body shot.
Cheryshev throws a jab when Khan was well out of range.
Khan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've been told by Cheryshev's head coaches at Fallen Angels that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cheryshev takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cheryshev looks to score with a jab to the body but Khan is just out of range.
Khan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Good shot there by Khan.
Cheryshev takes a swing at Khan's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Cheryshev uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Khan.
Nice defenses there by Khan.
Cheryshev misses with a right hand
and Khan counters with a nice body shot.
A jab lands there for Cheryshev.
Cheryshev keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Khan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cheryshev rather than just go for the knockout.
Cheryshev misses with a wild body shot.
Cheryshev throws out a loose jab but Khan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Khan throws a body punch but Cheryshev moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Khan cracks a nice hook into Cheryshev's ribs.
Khan connects with the punch.#CUT2#
It looks like Yuri Cheryshev has been cut.
Cheryshev throws out a loose jab but Khan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cheryshev doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cheryshev misses the jab.
Khan lands a slapping body shot.
Cheryshev is breathing heavily.
Khan catches Cheryshev with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cheryshev throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Khan throws a body punch but Cheryshev moves out of range.
Cheryshev misses the shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Khan. Beautiful body shot.
Cheryshev misses with a left hand
and Khan counters with a crisp right that sends Cheryshev to the canvas! Khan follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yormomza Khan!
Yormomza Khan took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 17, 2019 |
#R1#
Franco with a poor takedown
and Khan counters with a right hand to the body.
Khan jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Franco shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Khan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice body punch from Khan.
Franco takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Khan throws a shot to the body.
Franco misses with a takedown attempt - Khan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Celininho Franco. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A shot to the liver by Khan. Beautiful body shot.
Khan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CUT2#
It looks like Celininho Franco has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Khan lands a nice shot to the body.
Yormomza Khan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Khan lands a two punch combo.
Khan lands with a shot to the body.
Khan lands with a shot to the body.
Yormomza Khan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Franco is breathing heavily.#T1##TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Khan enables Franco to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Khan manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Khan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Franco. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Franco throwing strikes but missing.
Khan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Khan wants to stand up but Franco is controlling him.
Franco engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Franco lands a couple of elbows.
Franco throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Franco missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Franco connects with a couple of short punches.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Franco accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Franco slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T2#
Khan avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #SUB#
Franco drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Franco jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Franco throws a big elbow that misses.
Franco working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Franco slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Franco throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Khan works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T3#
Franco takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Franco shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Khan counters with a nice uppercut.
Franco takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Franco walks into a straight right hand from Khan.
Khan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Franco was well out of range. Poor timing from Khan.
Franco keeps the fight on the outside.
Khan stuns Franco with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Khan throws a shot to the body.
#TD#
Franco shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Khan's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB#
Franco drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Franco jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Khan holds on and takes a little breather. #T4#
Franco with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Franco's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Franco's corner is telling him to maintain position.#SU#
Khan is working an open guard so Franco takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Khan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Franco looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Khan is fending him off so far but Franco persists. Nope, Khan circles away and we're back to standing.
We've been told by Franco's head coaches at Big Price MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Khan stuns Franco with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Khan has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Franco is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Nice body punch from Khan.
Khan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Franco takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Khan scores with a jab to the jaw.
Khan scores with a body shot.
Khan drops Franco with a huge uppercut! Franco drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Khan is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yormomza Khan!
Yormomza Khan got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'
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Event:
NYPF 4
Date: Dec 31, 2018 |
#R1#
La Croix throws a jab but it's blocked by Khan.
Khan digs a good hook to La Croix's body.
Khan scores with a nice right hand.
Khan connects with a body shot.
Khan looks to score with a jab to the body but La Croix is just out of range.
Yormomza Khan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A decent looking cross lands there for La Croix.#CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Khan has been cut.
La Croix throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Khan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Khan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
La Croix feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Khan's calf.
Khan throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck La Croix on the side of the head.
Khan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
La Croix throws a nice inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
Khan moves into range and clinches up with La Croix.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Khan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Khan's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Khan takes an elbow to the forehead.
La Croix lands with a light punch inside. #T1#
La Croix softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.#CUT2#
Yormomza Khan's cut is getting worse.
La Croix tries to work over Khan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
La Croix lands a body shot in the clinch.
Khan tries to throw a body punch but La Croix avoids it by throwing Khan back against the ropes.
La Croix misses with a knee strike.
La Croix tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Khan presses La Croix against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
La Croix working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A body shot lands from La Croix.
La Croix tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Khan's elbow.
La Croix lands a left hand.
La Croix is leaning against Khan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Khan is breathing heavily.
Khan misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from La Croix.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from La Croix.
Khan presses La Croix against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
La Croix misses with a knee to the head.
Khan misses with a punch on the inside.
La Croix is leaning against Khan and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
La Croix crunches a lovely knee into Khan's ribcage.
La Croix scores with a shot to the side of Khan's head. #T2#
La Croix lands a body punch.
La Croix lands a knee to the head.
#ROC2#
Khan is rocked!#CUT2#
Yormomza Khan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
La Croix lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Khan or not.
La Croix lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Khan backwards.
Oh Khan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
La Croix is working Khan over against the ropes.
Khan seems to have got his legs back now.
La Croix lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
La Croix lands a hook to the side of the head.
La Croix lands a damaging elbow.
La Croix connects with a knee right up the middle! Khan tumbles to the floor and La Croix stands over him, dominant and satisfied with his glorious KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Nero La Croix!
Nero La Croix is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Nero La Croix thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
NYPF 3
Date: Dec 11, 2018 |
#R1#
Khan connects with a body shot.
Khan goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.#CUT#
It looks like Ike Fightson has been cut.
Khan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khan sets himself, and Fightson steps forward looking for the clinch! Khan avoids it this time.
Khan lands a jab to Fightson's midsection.
Fightson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fightson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Khan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fightson misses with a double jab
#KD#
and Khan counters with a really nice, stiff jab that drops Fightson onto his ass. He'll have to take the mandatory count from the referee but he's back on his feet and he seems OK to continue.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Fightson. Khan does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little feinted left hand from Khan on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Khan lands a nice looking body shot.
Fightson looks winded!
BAM! Khan delivers a spinning backfist that drops Fightson like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Yormomza Khan!
A pretty intense looking Yormomza Khan took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.
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Event:
NYPF 2
Date: Nov 26, 2018 |
#R1#
Khan throws out a powerful jab.#CUT#
It looks like Blokka Bosman has been cut.
Nice body punch from Khan.
Khan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#CL2#
Bosman moves into the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Khan.
Khan prevents Bosman from breaking the clinch.#BC#
Khan breaks from the clinch.
Bosman tries to close the distance and clinch but Khan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Khan really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Khan lands with a nice body punch.
Khan lands a nice looking body shot.
Bosman looks winded!
Khan lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#KD#
Khan catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Bosman stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Bosman walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!#ROC#
Bosman is rocked!
Khan knocks out Bosman with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Khan before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Khan picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yormomza Khan!
Yormomza Khan took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
The defeated Blokka Bosman had this to say: 'Well, I guess it is time to get back to hunting buffalos.'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 14, 2018 |
#R1#
Canseco gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Khan dodges the punch combination from Canseco .
Khan moves to clinch but Canseco breaks away
and Canseco counters with a nice uppercut.
Khan misses with a body punch
and Canseco counters with a stiff right hand.
Khan throws a right and a left that Canseco avoids nicely.
Khan scores with a crisp jab that stopped Canseco in his tracks.
Canseco moves out of range of the strikes.
Khan throws an off balance right hand
and Canseco counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A punch combination from Canseco misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canseco connects with a single shot there.
Canseco throws a nice looking combination but Khan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Khan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khan just misses with a punch to the body.
#T1#
Canseco slips a jab from Khan.
Khan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Khan takes a jab right on the kisser.
Khan throws a big shot that misses.
Canseco looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Canseco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Canseco throws a lazy right hand but Khan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canseco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Khan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Khan takes a jab right on the kisser.
Canseco swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Canseco takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheers as Khan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Canseco doesn't seem phased though.
Khan misses with a body shot.
#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khan scores with a nice strike.
Canseco ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Khan moves away from the strike by Canseco .
Khan really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#CL#
Khan closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Canseco controls the action.
Khan works on Canseco 's body with a couple of short punches.
Khan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Khan misses with a body punch.
Khan tries to work over Canseco 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Canseco fails to land.
Canseco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Khan.
Khan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Canseco 's elbow.
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Khan has him pressed against the cage.
Canseco lands with a short shot to the head.
Canseco wants to get back to striking at distance but Khan won't allow it.
A head punch on the inside from Canseco fails to land.
A frustrated look appears on Canseco 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Khan tries a body shot but Canseco blocks it.
#T3#
A head punch on the inside from Canseco fails to land. #BC2#
Canseco breaks the clinch.
Khan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Canseco .
A shot to the liver by Khan. Beautiful body shot.
Khan fails in his attempt to clinch.
Khan misses with a body shot.
Khan just misses with a punch to the body.
Khan sets himself, and Canseco steps forward looking for the clinch! Khan avoids it this time.
Canseco has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Khan finds it's way round the side to connect with Canseco 's head.
Canseco misses with a hook. Khan ducked under it nicely.
Khan is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Canseco tries to bum rush Khan with a series of wild strikes but Khan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Khan appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Canseco is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Khan.
Nice jab there from Khan.
Khan just misses with a punch to the body.
Khan throws a nice looking combination but Canseco bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Canseco looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Khan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Canseco manages to avoid it.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
Canseco throws a hook to the side of Khan's head but Khan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Canseco misses with the combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canseco looks to score with a jab to the body but Khan is just out of range.
Khan misses with a hook to the body
and Canseco counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canseco misses with a straight left.
Khan is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Canseco throws a right and a left that both miss.
Canseco avoids the body shot from Khan.
Khan lands a slapping body shot.
Canseco avoids the body shot from Khan.
Canseco lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Yormomza Khan will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
The fight stays on the outside here - Khan looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Canseco is looking for the big counter here.
Nice body punch from Khan.
Canseco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Canseco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Khan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Canseco is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Khan just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Canseco .
Khan misses with a body shot.
Khan misses with a looping left.
Nice cross by Khan.#T1#
Canseco moves into range and connects with a jab.
Khan lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Khan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Canseco was well out of range. Poor timing from Khan.
Jose Canseco is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Khan lands a right hook to the body.
Khan swings for the body but Canseco moves out of range.
Khan takes a swing at Canseco 's ribcage but misses.
Khan throws a right hand that Canseco ducks under and follows up with a left that Canseco also avoids with ease.
Khan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Canseco manages to avoid it.
Canseco steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Khan.
Canseco uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Khan has time to react.
Khan swings away with a body shot that misses
#CL2#
and Canseco holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Canseco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Khan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T2#
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Canseco controls the action.
#BC2#
Canseco manages to break the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Canseco .
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Canseco misses with a series of wild punches.
Khan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Canseco throws a hook but Khan blocks it.
Khan misses with a wild body shot.
Canseco misses with a hook.
Khan lands a right hook to the body.
Canseco misses the jab.
Khan throws a body shot but no joy.
Canseco is looking for the big counter here.
Khan is looking to wear down Canseco with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Khan scores with a hook to the body. Canseco takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T3#
Canseco looks to throw the jab but Khan is out of range.
Khan looks to land a left hand but Canseco moved out of range nicely.
Canseco misses with a left hand
and Khan counters with a nice uppercut.
Canseco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Khan throws a good cross that connects.
Khan cracks a nice hook into Canseco 's ribs.
Canseco might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Khan misses the shot to the body.
Khan takes a swing at Canseco 's ribcage but misses.
Canseco ducks under a wild hook from Khan.
Canseco misses with a few strikes there.
Khan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Canseco takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T4#
Khan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Khan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Canseco misses with a shot to the body
and Khan counters with a stiff right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice shot by Khan.
Khan jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Khan lands with a hook. Canseco tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Khan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khan takes a swing at Canseco 's ribcage but misses.
Khan digs a good body shot into Canseco 's ribs.
Khan swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Canseco counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Khan dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Canseco keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice defenses there by Canseco .
A jab from Canseco misses.
Yormomza Khan is winning the standup battle so far.
Khan looks to score with a jab to the body but Canseco is just out of range.
Canseco moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Khan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Canseco .
Yormomza Khan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Khan connects with a single shot there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the body from Khan misses
and Canseco cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Khan is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Canseco can do to turn this around?
Canseco on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Khan misses with a hook
and Canseco counters with a stiff right hand.
Canseco tests Khan's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T1#
Canseco uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Khan.
Khan swings for the body but Canseco moves out of range.
Khan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Canseco counters with a right hand to the body.
Khan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Canseco was well out of range. Poor timing from Khan.
Canseco swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Khan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Canseco counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canseco throws a body punch but Khan moves out of range.
Canseco staying out of range there.
A jab from Khan does it's job there.
Khan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Canseco .
Khan scores with a crisp jab that stopped Canseco in his tracks.
Khan just misses with a punch to the body.
Khan misses with a shot to the body #CL2#
and Canseco counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Canseco .
Yormomza Khan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Khan has him pressed against the cage.
Canseco lands on the inside with an uppercut. #CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Khan has been cut.
A frustrated look appears on Canseco 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Canseco misses with a punch on the inside.
Khan struggles to land a body shot inside as Canseco controls his hands.
Khan has Canseco pressed against the cage, preventing Canseco from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Canseco controls the action.
Khan lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canseco throws a punch but it's blocked by Khan.
A nice right hand lands inside from Canseco .
Canseco misses with a hook from the clinch.
Canseco misses with the head strike.
#T3#
Still in the clinch, Canseco scores with a nice short uppercut.
Khan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Canseco working aggressively here.
Canseco throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Khans head.
Canseco working aggressively here.
Canseco struggles to land a body shot inside as Khan controls his hands.
Canseco lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Khan backwards.
Canseco has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jose Canseco has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Canseco tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Canseco has a couple of punches blocked by Khan.
Canseco tries to circle away but Khan has him pinned against the cage.
Canseco has had enough of the clinch but Khan keeps him there for the moment.
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Khan has him pressed against the cage. #T4#
Khan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Canseco is trying to break free.
A short uppercut from Canseco .
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Khan has him pressed against the cage.
Canseco can't break the clinch.
Canseco tries to break free but Khan pushes him back against the cage.
Canseco is trying to break the clinch but Khan is controlling him.
Canseco prevents a body shot from Khan.
Canseco tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Canseco dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Canseco wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jose Canseco comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Khan has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yormomza Khan!
After winning the bout, Yormomza Khan thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Everett
Date: Aug 26, 2017 |
#R1#
Maddox misses with a body kick.
Maddox walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Maddox tries a low kick but Khan avoids it.
Maddox definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Khan clobbers Maddox with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Maddox swings for the body but Khan moves out of range.
Khan misses with a body shot.
Khan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maddox was well out of range. Poor timing from Khan.
Maddox misses with the combination.
It seemed like Khan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Maddox dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Khan. That did some damage!
Khan throws an off balance right hand
and Maddox counters with a nice uppercut.
Maddox displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Khan throws out the jab.
Maddox fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Khan.
Maddox throws a quick inside leg kick.
A big left from Maddox misses.
Khan doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Maddox fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Maddox throws a leg kick but Khan checks it.
Khan connects with a crisp jab. #T1#
Maddox avoids the body shot from Khan.
Maddox uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Khan.
Khan walks into a left hand. #CUT#
It looks like Yormomza Khan has been cut.
Maddox thumps Khan with a low kick.
Yormomza Khan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maddox connects with a leg kick. Khan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Maddox slips under a jab from Khan.#CL#
Maddox moves into the clinch.
Khan presses Maddox against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Khan lands a nice shot to the body.
Maddox is breathing heavily.
Khan works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Khan misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Khan.
Khan lands a body shot in the clinch.
Khan tries a body shot but Maddox blocks it.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Khan creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Khan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Khan blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Khan tries a body shot but Maddox blocks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khan misses with a punch to the body.
Maddox throws a punch but it's blocked by Khan. #T2#
Maddox misses with a hook from the clinch.
Khan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Khan lands a nice shot to the body.
Khan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Khan misses with a punch to the body.
Maddox tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Khan tries a body shot but Maddox blocks it.
Khan lands a nice uppercut.
Khan misses with a body punch.
Khan gets through Maddox's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Khan.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Maddox controls the action.
Khan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Maddox controls the action.
Maddox lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Khan backwards.
Khan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Maddox or not.
Khan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Maddox backwards.
Maddox struggles to land a body shot inside as Khan controls his hands.
Khan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Maddox controls the action.
Khan scores with a nice hook to the head.#T3#
Khan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Maddox fails to land.
Maddox has a couple of punches blocked by Khan.
Khan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Maddox's elbow.
Khan is working Maddox over against the ropes.
Khan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Khan scores with a hook to the body.#BC2#
Khan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Khan connects with a body shot that sends Maddox's belly button to the back.
Khan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maddox manages to avoid it.
Khan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maddox moves away.
Khan cracks Maddox with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Khan scores with a jab to the body.
Khan throws a hook but Maddox avoids it easily.
Maddox swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Khan. Maddox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Khan throws a body punch but Maddox moves out of range.
Maddox on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Maddox takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Khan is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Maddox misses with an uppercut. #T4#
Maddox takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Khan misses with a series of wild punches.
Khan scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Khan swings for the body but Maddox moves out of range.
Maddox avoids the body shot from Khan.
Khan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Khan lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Maddox circles away quickly and effectively.
Maddox tries to counter by clinching up but Khan breaks away and moves out of range.
Khan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Maddox doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Khan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Khan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Maddox stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Khan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Maddox misses the target.
Khan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Maddox looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Khan throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Khan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Khan's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Khan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL2#
Khan darts in and clinches Maddox up against the ropes.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Maddox controls the action.
Maddox misses with some punches.
Maddox blocks a body shot from Khan.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Khan.
Khan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Maddox misses with some punches.
Khan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Maddox throws a head punch that misses.
Khan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#BC2#
Khan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Khan shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Maddox eats them both and turns towards Khan to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Maddox moves forwards but Khan connects with a nice, crisp jab.#ROC2#
Maddox is rocked!
Maddox throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Khan misses the shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maddox throws an off balance right hand
and Khan counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T1#
Khan ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Khan throws a shot from downtown. Maddox moves away and avoids it.
Khan just misses with a punch to the body.
Khan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maddox.
Khan scores with a hook to the body. Maddox takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Khan scores with a jab to the body.
Yormomza Khan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice shot by Khan.
Oh Maddox is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Khan throws a body shot but no joy.
Maddox seems to have got his legs back now.
Maddox takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Khan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Maddox at a distance.
Khan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Maddox throws a big shot that misses.
Khan digs a good hook to Maddox's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maddox throws a leg kick that is checked
and Khan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Maddox thinking.
Khan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Khan with a body punch. A glancing blow. #T2#
Maddox takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Khan connects with a body shot that sends Maddox's belly button to the back.
Khan uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Khan staying out of range there.
Khan lands a nice looking body shot.
Khan looks to score with a jab to the body but Maddox is just out of range.
Khan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab by Khan.
Khan has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Khan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Khan lands with an overhand left.
Khan tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Maddox manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Khan checks a leg kick.
Maddox takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Khan throws a jab when Maddox was well out of range.
Maddox tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Khan manages to circle out of the way.
Maddox takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Khan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. #T3#
Khan takes a swing at Maddox's ribcage but misses.
Khan throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Khan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Khan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maddox.
Khan has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Khan misses with a wild body shot.
Maddox avoids the body shot from Khan.
Khan looks to score with a jab to the body but Maddox is just out of range.
It looked like Maddox wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#KD2#
Maddox walks into a big right hand from Khan and goes down! The referee sends Khan to a neutral corner as Maddox gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
Khan jabs at Maddox's body.
Khan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Maddox lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Khan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Khan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Khan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maddox was well out of range. Poor timing from Khan.
Nice body punch from Khan.
Maddox throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Khan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maddox takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Khan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Maddox.#CL2#
Khan closes the distance and clinches.#T4#
Maddox swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Maddox swings wildly with an uppercut but Khan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Maddox throws a punch but it's blocked by Khan.
Maddox tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Khan's elbow.
Khan tries a body shot but Maddox blocks it.
Maddox misses with the head strike.
Maddox throws a punch but it's blocked by Khan.
Khan misses with a punch to the body.
Khan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Khan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Maddox.
Khan misses with a body punch.
Khan can't find room to land a body shot as Maddox controls the action.
Khan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Maddoxs head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch on the inside from Maddox fails to land.
A short right from Khan.
Khan tries to work over Maddox's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Khan tries a body shot but Maddox blocks it.
Khan blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Khan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Khan's cut.
That's time! Maddox's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Khan throws a body shot but no joy.
Maddox went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Khan lands a body shot.
Maddox takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice shot lands for Khan.
Maddox fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Khan is out of range.
Maddox on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Maddox throws a leg kick but Khan moved away.
Maddox misses with a hook. Khan ducked under it nicely.
Khan scores with a jab to the body.
Khan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Maddox.#KD2#
Khan staggers Maddox with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Maddox looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Maddox connects with a leg kick. Khan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Khan lands a jab to Maddox's midsection.
Maddox moves away from the strike by Khan.
Maddox takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Khan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maddox.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#KD2#
Khan cracks Maddox with a left hand that drops him to the canvas, up against the ropes! Can Maddox get back up in time? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... he's on one knee... 8, 9... he's up! 'Walk towards me' says the referee. Maddox looks steady enough to continue so we're going to continue!#T1#
Khan cracks Maddox with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Maddox is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Maddox is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Maddox could not beat the count!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Yormomza Khan!
A relieved looking Yormomza Khan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
Henning
Date: Aug 05, 2017 |
#R1##CL2#
Kemp closes the distance and clinches.
Kemp misses with some punches.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Kemp lands a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kemp blocking some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kemp pushes Thundercunt back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Kemp avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Kemp tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Kemp blocking some punches.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Kemp uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kemp throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Kemp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Kemp.
#T1#
Kemp doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Kemp creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kemp lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kemp misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kemp working aggressively here.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.
Kemp blocking some punches.
Kemp working some nice short punches in the clinch.#CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Kemp.
Kemp blocks a punch to the side of the head.
I was talking to Thundercunt's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Kemp lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Kemp tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Kemp back against the ropes.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kemp.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
#BC2#
Kemp breaks the clinch.
#T2#
Thundercunt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Kemp is just out of range.#CL2#
Thundercunt gets tackled into the ropes by Kemp. Kemp maintains the clinch.
Kemp lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kemp struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Kemp blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Kemp lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Kemp lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Kemp scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Kemp working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kemp blocking some punches.
Kemp throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head. #T3#
Kemp has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Kemp blocking some punches.
Kemp presses Thundercunt against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Kemp blocking some punches.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kemp.
A right hand to the body from Kemp.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Kemp throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Kemp's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some wild striking there from Kemp.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kemp scores with a jab to the body.#CL#
Thundercunt instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Kemp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#T4#
Thundercunt is working Kemp over against the ropes.
Kemp lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Kemp lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Kemp.
Kemp prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kemps head.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kemp.
Kemp misses with a body punch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kemp.
Kemp blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kemp misses with a punch on the inside.
Kemp blocks an uppercut.
Kemp throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Thundercunt is breathing heavily.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Kemp makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC2#
Kemp pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kemp bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ross Kemp dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
A jab from Kemp misses.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Kemp throws out a counter right but Thundercunt avoids it with no problem.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Kemp is out of range.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt throws a right hand that misses
#CL2#
and Kemp moves into the clinch.
Kemp lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thundercunt or not.
Kemp working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ross Kemp seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kemp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kemp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kemps head.
Kemp lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#KD2#
Kemp creates a bit of space and cracks Thundercunt with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Thundercunt is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!#ROC2#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Kemp has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kemp lands with a nice body punch.
Oh Thundercunt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kemp looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kemp looks to land a right hand but Thundercunt moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Thundercunt misses the target.
Thundercunt seems to have got his legs back now.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kemp misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Kemp scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Kemp has closed the distance and engaged Thundercunt in a clinch.
#T1#
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kemp misses with the head strike.
Kemp misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Kemp.
A short body shot lands from Kemp as the two fighters clinch.
Kemp lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kemp working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kemp misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Kemp.
Kemp lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kemp breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Thundercunt with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Thundercunt looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Thundercunt get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Ross Kemp!
An out of breath Ross Kemp thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
Midget KT Tourney Finals
Date: Jul 19, 2017 |
#R1#
Sarducci throws a lazy uppercut
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#
It looks like Guido Sarducci has been cut.
Sarducci listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Sarducci walks into a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Thundercunt. Those never looked like landing.
Sarducci misses with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Sarducci.
Thundercunt throws a jab when Sarducci was well out of range.
Thundercunt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sarducci scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks.
Sarducci is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sarducci manages to avoid it.
Sarducci throwing a counter right hand but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a jab-cross combination.
Sarducci uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Sarducci misses the target. #T1#
Thundercunt misses with a right hand
and Sarducci counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sarducci throwing a counter right hand but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Sarducci is just out of range.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Sarducci swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sarducci keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thundercunt is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sarducci throws a hook but Thundercunt avoids it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thundercunt! But no joy.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
Sarducci avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sarducci.
Thundercunt takes a jab right on the kisser.
Thundercunt throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice shot by Thundercunt.
Sarducci is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Nice shot lands for Thundercunt.#CUT2#
Guido Sarducci's cut is getting worse.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt looks to land a right hand but Sarducci moved out of range.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sarducci takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Sarducci looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand
and Sarducci cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sarducci pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt cracks Sarducci with a good jab.
Sarducci throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
Sarducci was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sarducci misses with a jab to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Sarducci.
Sarducci throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Guido Sarducci's cut.
That's time! Sarducci's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Sarducci misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Sarducci throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Sarducci moves out of range.
Sarducci throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sarducci looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Sarducci tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Sarducci pushes him away.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sarducci manages to avoid it.
Sarducci throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little jabbing left from Thundercunt on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Good shot there by Thundercunt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A big left from Sarducci misses.
Sarducci defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
Thundercunt has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Sarducci tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Sarducci.#T1#
A jab lands there for Thundercunt.#CUT2#
Guido Sarducci's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the head.
Sarducci fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Sarducci connects with a single shot there.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Sarducci scores with a nice head shot.
Thundercunt throws a lazy uppercut
and Sarducci counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Thundercunt sizes up Sarducci with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Sarducci moves out of range.
Sarducci slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Sarducci strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sarducci was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Sarducci.
Sarducci throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a right hand to the body. #T2#
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Sarducci's shoulder, as Sarducci tries to avoid the shot.
Jab from Thundercunt.
A punch lands to the side of Sarducci 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CUT2#
Jeez, Guido Sarducci's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Sarducci lands a nice looking body shot.
Thundercunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sarducci circles away quickly and effectively.
A big left from Sarducci misses.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sarducci.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thundercunt takes a swing at Sarducci's ribcage but misses.
Sarducci throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sarducci scores with a decent looking hook.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sarducci throws a big counter combination but Thundercunt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Thundercunt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Sarducci blocks it.
Sarducci on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Guido Sarducci's cut.
That's time! Sarducci's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
A combination from Thundercunt does no damage.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
The crowd cheers as Thundercunt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sarducci doesn't seem phased though.
A combination from Sarducci does no damage.
Thundercunt takes a swing at Sarducci's ribcage but misses.
Sarducci swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thundercunt's corner calls for a 1-2. Thundercunt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sarducci is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sarducci.
Yormomza Thundercunt is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Sarducci misses with an uppercut
#CL2#
and Thundercunt counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Sarducci lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Sarducci lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Sarducci. #T1#
Sarducci misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sarducci misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Sarducci lands with a left to the head.
Sarducci misses with a body punch.
Sarducci pushes Thundercunt back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Sarducci is pushing Thundercunt up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Sarducci has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Guido Sarducci has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Sarducci misses with a punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sarducci doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sarducci misses with some punches.
Sarducci misses with some punches.
Sarducci throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Sarducci struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Sarducci swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sarducci misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sarducci misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sarducci pushes Thundercunt back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Guido Sarducci showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Thundercunt has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Event:
LH48: Kazakov vs Black
Date: Mar 24, 2017 |
#R1#
Thundercunt lands a jab.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Caffey moves away and avoids it.
Caffey throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Caffey fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Caffey.
Thundercunt dodges the punch combination from Caffey.
Caffey walks into a jab.
Caffey swings widly with a right hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Caffey at a distance.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Caffey misses with a hook
#CL#
and Thundercunt counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.#BC2#
Caffey pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Caffey slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slips a straight right by Caffey.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Caffey misses with a straight right.
Caffey misses the jab.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#T1#
Caffey throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Caffey moves out of range.
Caffey missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Caffey swings widly with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Caffey throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Caffey throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thundercunt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thundercunt lands with a straight right. Caffey didn't see that one coming.
Caffey misses with a right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL#
Thundercunt forces Caffey back against the cage and clinches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Caffey prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A bit of stalling here from Caffey.
#T2#
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Caffey is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Caffey avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Caffey uses good head movement to avoid it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Caffey uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Caffey blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Thundercunt letting Caffey take a breather here.
Caffey wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Caffey blocking some punches.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Caffey blocks it.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
#T4#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Caffey.
Caffey slowing the pace effectively.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Caffey backwards.
Caffey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Caffey tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Caffey is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Caffey uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##KD2#
Caffey sends Thundercunt crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Caffey is motioning to the referee to let Thundercunt up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Caffey misses with a lunging right hand
and Caffey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #KD2#
Caffey cracks Thundercunt with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Caffey has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Thundercunt to stand back up!#ROC2#
Thundercunt is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Oh Thundercunt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Thundercunt seems to have got his legs back now.
Caffey misses with a hook
and Thundercunt counters with a nice uppercut.
Caffey has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Caffey.
Caffey misses with a left hand #KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp right hand that drops Caffey! Thundercunt lets Caffey back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
BOOM! Thundercunt lands a beautiful left hook that drops Caffey. Caffey tries to recover but Thundercunt is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Caffey lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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Event:
LH40: Sarducci vs Denderson
Date: Mar 03, 2017 |
#R1#
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt jabs at Ibisevicz's body.
Ibisevicz missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Ibisevicz misses.
Ibisevicz misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL#
Thundercunt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibisevicz tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt tries to work over Ibisevicz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibisevicz is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Ibisevicz has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Ibisevicz wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ibisevicz misses with a body punch.
#T1#
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Ibisevicz is trying to break free.
Ibisevicz working aggressively here.
Ibisevicz scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head. #CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Ibisevicz controls his hands.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Ibisevicz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ibisevicz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ibisevicz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T2#
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ibisevicz is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Ibisevicz blocks it.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Ibisevicz wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Ibisevicz prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ibisevicz blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ibisevicz back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Ibisevicz is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Ibisevicz is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks. #T4#
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ibisevicz.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
A body shot lands from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz working hard to break the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ibisevicz wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Ibisevicz misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt prevents Ibisevicz from breaking the clinch.
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Ibisevicz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ibisevicz manages to avoid it.#CL#
Thundercunt takes the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ibisevicz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Ibisevicz controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibisevicz is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz scores with a shoulder strike. #T1#
Ibisevicz is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ibisevicz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ibisevicz back against the cage.
Ibisevicz has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ibisevicz tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ibisevicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
Ibisevicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Ibisevicz tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ibisevicz backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Ibisevicz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz misses with some punches.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ibisevicz can do to turn this around?
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Ibisevicz backwards. #T3#
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ibisevicz tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Ibisevicz prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ibisevicz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Ibisevicz fails to land.
Thundercunt is working Ibisevicz over against the cage.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Ibisevicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Yormomza Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ibisevicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
Ibisevicz lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards. #T4#
Ibisevicz tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ibisevicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ibisevicz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ibisevicz cracks Thundercunt with a nice body shot.
Ibisevicz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ibisevicz.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
#BC2#
Ibisevicz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ibisevicz throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz scores with a hook.
Thundercunt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice cross by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt punishes Ibisevicz's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R3#
Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt throws a jab when Ibisevicz was well out of range.
Ibisevicz scores with a body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ibisevicz just misses with a punch to the body.
Ibisevicz misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ibisevicz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Ibisevicz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Ibisevicz moves out of range.
Thundercunt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Thundercunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Ibisevicz throws a body shot but no joy.
Ibisevicz lunges at Thundercunt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thundercunt's hand. #T1#
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Ibisevicz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz jabs Thundercunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ibisevicz keeps the fight on the outside.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ibisevicz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Ibisevicz misses the target.
Thundercunt tries to counter by clinching up but Ibisevicz breaks away and moves out of range.
Ibisevicz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thundercunt catches Ibisevicz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Ibisevicz swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ibisevicz punishes Thundercunt's body with a nice straight punch.#T2#
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt moves to clinch but Ibisevicz breaks away
and Ibisevicz counters with a two punch combo.
Ibisevicz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ibisevicz lands with a shot to the body.
Ibisevicz throws a big shot that misses.
Ibisevicz moves into range and connects with a jab.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt thuds a left hand into Ibisevicz's body.
Ibisevicz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Ibisevicz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.#T3#
Ibisevicz throws an overhand right that lands on Thundercunt's shoulder, as Thundercunt tries to avoid the shot.
Ibisevicz misses with an uppercut.
Ibisevicz looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
Thundercunt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ibisevicz on the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Ibisevicz. Beautiful body shot.
Thundercunt closes the distance but Ibisevicz moves to the side
and Ibisevicz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Ibisevicz scores with a sloppy right hand. Thundercunt should have avoided that one. #CUT2#
Yormomza Thundercunt's cut is getting worse.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up
and Ibisevicz counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thundercunt thinking.
Ibisevicz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Thundercunt rather than just go for the knockout.
Ibisevicz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body. #T4#
Thundercunt closes the distance but Ibisevicz moves to the side
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt misses with a hook
and Ibisevicz counters with a right hand to the body.
Ibisevicz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ibisevicz.
A shot to the liver by Ibisevicz. Beautiful body shot.
Ibisevicz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ibisevicz throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ibisevicz throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Ibisevicz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt tries to bum rush Ibisevicz with a series of wild strikes but Ibisevicz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ibisevicz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ibisevicz takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Ibisevicz misses the shot to the body.
Ibisevicz throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Draszen Ibisevicz really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Thundercunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
Ibisevicz misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt misses with a hook
and Ibisevicz counters with a straight right hand.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Ibisevicz misses with a right hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ibisevicz connects with a body shot.
Ibisevicz scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Ibisevicz strikes.
Nice body punch from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook.
Ibisevicz just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibisevicz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ibisevicz swats him away and circles back towards the center. #T1#
Ibisevicz looks to land a combination but Thundercunt avoids it well.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ibisevicz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ibisevicz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ibisevicz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ibisevicz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Ibisevicz takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Ibisevicz misses.
Nice jab there from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws out a powerful jab.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ibisevicz doesn't seem bothered though.
Ibisevicz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Thundercunt back to the cage. Ibisevicz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ibisevicz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#T2#
Ibisevicz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
A swing and a miss from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ibisevicz's head.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt lunges at Ibisevicz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ibisevicz's hand.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Ibisevicz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Thundercunt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A nice side step and Ibisevicz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Ibisevicz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ibisevicz throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.#T3#
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thundercunt throws a poor cross that misses
and Ibisevicz counters with a stiff right hand.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ibisevicz looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
A big right from Ibisevicz misses.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Thundercunt wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#CL#
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ibisevicz, pushing him back against the cage.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ibisevicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
#T4#
Ibisevicz misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt tries to work over Ibisevicz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ibisevicz is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Ibisevicz lands a body punch.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Ibisevicz tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Draszen Ibisevicz dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R5#
Thundercunt throws a poor cross that misses
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ibisevicz. #CL#
Thundercunt clinches up with Ibisevicz and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ibisevicz's elbow.
Ibisevicz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ibisevicz back against the cage.
Ibisevicz is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Ibisevicz controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thundercunt.#T1#
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Ibisevicz avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ibisevicz struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Ibisevicz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards. #CUT2#
Yormomza Thundercunt's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
#KD2#
Ibisevicz drops Thundercunt onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Thundercunt is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#
Thundercunt is rocked!
Thundercunt prevents Ibisevicz from breaking the clinch.
Oh Thundercunt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
A frustrated look appears on Ibisevicz's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ibisevicz creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Thundercunt with a big uppercut! Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Ibisevicz pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Thundercunt to the mat! Thundercunt covers up and Ibisevicz unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Draszen Ibisevicz!
Draszen Ibisevicz is the new super heavyweight champion!
A victorious Draszen Ibisevicz thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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LH36: Byland vs Sarducci
Date: Feb 12, 2017 |
#R1#
Siesztrzewitowski tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Siesztrzewitowski slips the punch.
Siesztrzewitowski lands a nice hook to Thundercunt's body. Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Siesztrzewitowski moves out of range.
Siesztrzewitowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Siesztrzewitowski staying out of range there.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Siesztrzewitowski has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thundercunt connects with a crisp jab.
Siesztrzewitowski staying out of range there.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Siesztrzewitowski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Siesztrzewitowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Thundercunt with a jab.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Jab by Thundercunt.#CL2#
Siesztrzewitowski moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Siesztrzewitowski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Siesztrzewitowski's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Siesztrzewitowski's gas tank.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook from the clinch.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a body punch.
A short left from Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a punch to the body.
Siesztrzewitowski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Siesztrzewitowski.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Siesztrzewitowski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T2#
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Siesztrzewitowski prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt cracks Siesztrzewitowski with a nice body shot.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Siesztrzewitowski fails to land.
Siesztrzewitowski softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Siesztrzewitowski lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T3#
Siesztrzewitowski tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Siesztrzewitowski blocking some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Siesztrzewitowski blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt pushes Siesztrzewitowski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Siesztrzewitowski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Siesztrzewitowski tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Siesztrzewitowski scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#BC#
Thundercunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T4#
Siesztrzewitowski avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Siesztrzewitowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Siesztrzewitowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Siesztrzewitowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Siesztrzewitowski! But no joy.
Thundercunt is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Siesztrzewitowski moves out of range of the strikes.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Siesztrzewitowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Siesztrzewitowski.
#CL2#
Siesztrzewitowski clinches with his opponent.
Nice body punch from Siesztrzewitowski - that landed with a thud.
Siesztrzewitowski can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Siesztrzewitowski tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Siesztrzewitowski can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Siesztrzewitowski lands a right hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Siesztrzewitowski moves out of range.
Thundercunt walks into a left hand.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Siesztrzewitowski misses the shot to the body.
Siesztrzewitowski lands a nice hook to Thundercunt's body. Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a body shot but no joy.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Siesztrzewitowski wants to clinch up but Thundercunt keeps it at a distance.
Siesztrzewitowski swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Siesztrzewitowski. #T1#
Nice shot lands for Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Siesztrzewitowski wants to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.#CL2#
Siesztrzewitowski clinches with his opponent.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Siesztrzewitowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Siesztrzewitowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Siesztrzewitowski backwards.
A short uppercut from Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Siesztrzewitowski blocks it.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
#T2#
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head. #ROC#
Siesztrzewitowski is rocked!
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that drops Siesztrzewitowski! The killer instinct kicks in and Thundercunt finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Thundercunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt retains his super heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Yormomza Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
LH31: Strife vs Deluxe II
Date: Jan 25, 2017 |
#R1#
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.
Thundercunt let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fipps. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Fipps moves out of range of the strikes.
Thundercunt throws the left hand but Fipps avoids the punch easily.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps lands with a good body shot.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends Fipps's belly button to the back.
Fipps is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fipps sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fipps looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fipps lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thundercunt's sensitive parts.
A jab lands there for Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves away
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fipps thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.#T1#
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fipps throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps tries to score with a low kick but Thundercunt moves his leg out of the way.
A lazy left from Thundercunt finds it's target.
Fipps digs a good hook to Thundercunt's body.
Fipps lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Thundercunt at a distance.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps slips under a jab.
Fipps fails to land with a series of punches.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Fipps slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Fipps clinches with his opponent.
Fipps has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
#T2#
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fipps controls his hands.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fipps tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fipps back against the cage.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Fipps lands with a light punch inside. #CUT#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Fipps prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
#T3#
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps misses with a punch on the inside.
Fipps misses with an elbow over the top.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps is breathing heavily.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
#T4#
Fipps fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fippss head.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fipps scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Nice body punch from Fipps.
Fipps misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Fipps bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt scores with a nice strike.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Fipps was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fipps misses with a hook to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thundercunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fipps throws a series of strikes that have Thundercunt backpedaling.
Fipps is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Fipps will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.
Thundercunt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.#T1#
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends Fipps's belly button to the back.
Thundercunt throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fipps on the side of the head.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fipps tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fipps misses the body punch
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Fipps's head back.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Fipps is just out of range.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps wants to clinch but Thundercunt slips to the side
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fipps takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a good jab.
Fipps keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fipps's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
A quick step to the side and Fipps tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.#T2#
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fipps.
Jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL#
Fipps has Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Fipps lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A body shot lands from Fipps.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Fipps looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T3#
Fipps throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fipps.
Fipps's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fipps or not.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fipps's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fipps doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt connects with a right hand. Fipps shakes it off.#T4#
Thundercunt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fipps takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fipps. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Thundercunt there.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fipps looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fipps at a distance.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a good jab.
Thundercunt swings widly with a right hand
and Fipps makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fipps looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Fipps on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R3#
A lazy left from Thundercunt finds it's target.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Fipps does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Thundercunt misses.
Fipps looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Fipps is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt jabs at Fipps's body.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
Fipps tries to score with a low kick but Thundercunt moves his leg out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fipps swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fipps tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fipps tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T1#
Thundercunt checks the leg kick.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fipps thows a leg kick but Thundercunt checks it
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fipps.
Fipps throws a predictable looking body shot
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fipps counters with a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Fipps avoids it easily.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Fipps moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Fipps takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body. #T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Fipps. Those never looked like landing.
Thundercunt lands with a good body shot.
Fipps avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slips a jab and a cross from Fipps.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fipps misses with a body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fipps digs a good body shot into Thundercunt's ribs.
Fipps uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps fails to land with a series of punches.
Thundercunt is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.#T3#
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fipps is looking to chop away at Thundercunt's legs.
Thundercunt checks a low kick from Fipps.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fipps is out of range.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Thundercunt coming out on top.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a right hook to the body.
#CL#
Fipps pushes Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#T4#
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fipps lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt blocks the elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Fipps gets through Thundercunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot that sends Fipps's belly button to the back.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Fipps moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Fipps moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fipps at a distance.
Fipps moves forwards but Thundercunt connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Fipps uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fipps tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thundercunt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Thundercunt checks a leg kick.
Fipps avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
#T1#
Fipps rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Fipps's body. Fipps takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fipps doesn't seem bothered though.
Fipps swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Fipps saw that one coming.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt stuns Fipps with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fipps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Thundercunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fipps ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fipps misses with a two punch combination.
#T2#
Fipps looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Thundercunt throws out a powerful jab.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fipps slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fipps.
Fipps takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Fipps slips the punch.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Fipps seems unphased.
Thundercunt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab, jab by Thundercunt - just one landing.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#T3#
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. #CL#
Fipps gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A short right from Fipps.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Fipps lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Fipps lands a body punch in the clinch. #T4#
Fipps misses with an elbow over the top.
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fipps's elbow.
Fipps throws an elbow that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Fipps.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Fipps's ribcage. Fipps let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fippss head.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Fipps.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fipps.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R5#
Thundercunt slips a jab from Fipps.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fipps throws a body shot but no joy.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thundercunt.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Fipps does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Fipps slips the punch.
Thundercunt punishes Fipps's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Fipps seems unphased.
#CL#
Fipps gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt. #T1#
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fipps.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fipps creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fipps misses with some punches.
Fipps tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Fipps lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brian Fipps has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps lands a nice shot to the body. #T3#
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fipps controls his hands.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Yormomza Thundercunt is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Fipps stalling.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps lands with a right to the head.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Fipps scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Fipps lands a hook to the side of the head.#T4#
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Fipps.
#CUT#
That has opened up Yormomza Thundercunt's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps working aggressively here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Fipps just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thundercunt's brow.
Fipps misses with an elbow over the top.
Thundercunt gets through Fipps's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fipps misses with a punch on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Yormomza Thundercunt.
Well Thundercunt has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 45:50
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 45:50
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 46:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yormomza Thundercunt! Yormomza Thundercunt retains his super heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Yormomza Thundercunt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Brian Fipps had this to say: 'Were going to go back and work harder. We got outplayed by a filthy one eyed pirate hooker. You have to let it go, move on and just work harder.'.
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Event:
LH27: Strife vs Hunt
Date: Jan 11, 2017 |
#R1#
Fipps takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fipps was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Fipps takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Fipps thuds a left hand into Thundercunt's body.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt connects with a single shot there.
Thundercunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Fipps is just out of range.
Fipps takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fipps takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Fipps slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Fipps slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Fipps definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Fipps takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
#T1#
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Fipps sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fipps misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps throws a lazy right hand but Thundercunt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
Fipps takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fipps tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fipps takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fipps gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fipps is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fipps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Fipps.#CL#
Thundercunt tries to keep at a distance but Fipps has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fipps is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T2#
Fipps swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt is leaning against Fipps and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fipps blocks it.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards. #T3#
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to work over Fipps's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Fipps fails to land.
Thundercunt's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Thundercunt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps. #T4#
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Fipps blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the side of Fipps's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt gets through Fipps's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fipps or not.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
#KD2#
Thundercunt drops Fipps onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Fipps is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#
Fipps is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Thundercunt lands a jab to Fipps's midsection.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Fipps slips under a jab.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fipps at a distance.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Fipps moves out of range.
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Fipps's head back.
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the leg kick from Fipps.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Fipps moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thundercunt lands a jab to Fipps's midsection.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand. #T1#
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fipps takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fipps walks into a jab.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Fipps steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Nice defenses there by Fipps.
Thundercunt lunges at Fipps with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fipps's hand.
Fipps on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Fipps moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a hook.
Fipps with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Thundercunt to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
A quick step to the side and Fipps tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#T2#
Fipps moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fipps swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Fipps avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
A quick step to the side and Fipps tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fipps looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Fipps takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fipps uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a jab to the head.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thundercunt misses with a hook. Fipps ducked under it nicely.
Fipps steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
#T3#
Thundercunt scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fipps tries to clinch up.
Fipps tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Fipps staying out of range there.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
Fipps takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Danga de danga de dang - Thundercunt scores with a four punch combination!
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fipps.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fipps to score with a decent uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt connects with a looping right hand.
#T4#
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt digs a good body shot into Fipps's ribs.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fipps uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to clinch up.
Fipps blocks a jab.
Fipps misses with a body shot
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Fipps tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Fipps misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
A counter left hand to the body from Fipps misses its target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Fipps moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Fipps was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt lands with an overhand left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Thundercunt connects with a looping right hand.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A shot to the liver by Thundercunt. Beautiful body shot.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fippss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fipps is looking to clinch but Thundercunt is avoiding it.
Thundercunt looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thundercunt scores with a jab. Fipps acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fipps is out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Fipps was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T1#
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fipps looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Fipps tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
Thundercunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Fipps tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Fipps uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Fipps swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fipps.
Fipps is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fipps moves away.
Fipps appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fipps was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.#T2#
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fipps swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Thundercunt misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.#CL#
Fipps gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Fipps fails to land. #T3#
Fipps lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #CUT#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Fipps is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Fipps has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fipps.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fipps blocks it.
#T4#
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt presses Fipps against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt gets through Fipps's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Oh Fipps is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Fipps prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps seems to have got his legs back now.
A right hand to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Fipps with a big uppercut! Fipps tries to clinch up but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Fipps to the mat! Fipps covers up and Thundercunt unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Yormomza Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Brian Fipps spoke after the fight, saying 'Were going to go back and work harder. We got outplayed by a filthy one eyed pirate hooker. You have to let it go, move on and just work harder.'.
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Event:
LH23: Strife vs Schmo II
Date: Dec 28, 2016 |
#R1##CL2#
Thundercunt rushes Fipps and presses him up against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps digs a right hand into Thundercunt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Thundercunt's gas tank.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Fipps definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fipps is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Thundercunt lands a left hand.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fipps avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Nice body punch from Fipps.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps throws a head punch that misses.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps. #T1#
Fipps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short body shot lands from Fipps as the two fighters clinch.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fipps lands a nice uppercut.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short right from Fipps.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
#T2#
Fipps misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fipps blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Fipps scores with an uppercut up the middle.#CUT#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fipps prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps. #T3#
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps is leaning against Thundercunt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Fipps misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fipps scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Fipps lands a left hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fipps. #T4#
Fipps tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fipps back against the cage.
Fipps misses with some punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A left hand lands to the body for Fipps.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Fipps.
A short right from Fipps on the inside.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fipps swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it. #KD#
Fipps drops Thundercunt onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Thundercunt is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Thundercunt is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Yormomza Thundercunt's cut even more.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Fipps finish him?
Nice body punch from Fipps.
Thundercunt seems to have recovered his senses.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Brian Fipps will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Fipps changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#CL#
Fipps moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
We've been informed that Thundercunt has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.#T1#
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Fipps takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fipps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Fipps on the inside.
Nice body punch from Fipps.
A short uppercut from Fipps.
A hook to the body from Fipps.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Brian Fipps has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Fipps prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is working Fipps over against the cage.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fipps throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a punch to the body.
#T2#
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Fipps tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fipps back against the cage.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fipps scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps blocking some punches.
Fipps has Thundercunt pressed against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
#T3#
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fipps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
#BC2#
Thundercunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fipps tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt looks to land a right hand but Fipps moved out of range.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fipps manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Fipps moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking body shot.
Fipps misses with a few strikes there.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Fipps moves out of range.
Fipps tries to counter by clinching up but Thundercunt breaks away and moves out of range.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
As Thundercunt tries to get set, Fipps tries to push him back and clinch up but Thundercunt manages to avoid the attempt.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T4#
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut.
Fipps staying out of range there.
Fipps throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fipps lands with a shot to the body.
Fipps misses with an uppercut. Thundercunt saw that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps misses the shot to the body.
Fipps keeps the fight on the outside.
Fipps wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Fipps throws a right and a left that both miss.#CL2#
Thundercunt has Fipps up against the cage in a clinch.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps.
Fipps throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Brian Fipps will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Thundercunt slips under a jab.
Thundercunt wants to counter with a clinch but Fipps pushes him away.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#CL#
Fipps moves into range and clinches up with Thundercunt.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Fipps pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Fipps.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a nice body shot.
Nice body punch from Fipps - that landed with a thud.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside. #T1#
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Fipps working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fipps throws a head punch that misses.
Fipps lands a shot to the body.
Fipps lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fipps pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps. #T2#
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fipps's elbow.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fipps lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Fipps throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Fipps is trying to maintain a safe position but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns Fipps into the cage.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Fipps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
#T3#
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Fipps's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fipps's gas tank.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fipps throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Fipps tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fipps back against the cage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps misses with the head strike.
Fipps lands a shot to the body.#T4##BC2#
Thundercunt breaks from the clinch.
#CL2#
Thundercunt clinches.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fipps.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
Fipps displaying some good clinch control by pressing Thundercunt up against the cage.
Fipps misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4#
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fipps lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Thundercunt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Thundercunt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fipps tries to clinch there but Thundercunt circles away.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Fipps uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Fipps ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fipps takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fipps is looking to clinch.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fipps sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Fipps moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Fipps.
Fipps is looking to clinch.
Fipps keeps the fight on the outside.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fipps takes one on the button.#T1#
Thundercunt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fipps is looking to wear down Thundercunt with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fipps misses the body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Fipps takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thundercunt is looking to clinch.
Fipps tries to clinch
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#CL#
Fipps forces Thundercunt back against the cage and clinches.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Fipps blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Fipps cracks Thundercunt with a nice body shot.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps.
Fipps throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fipps. #T2#
Thundercunt looking to slow down the pace here.
Fipps lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fipps controls the action.
Good body shot from Fipps.
Thundercunt is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Fipps lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fipps lands an elbow inside.
Fipps lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #CUT#
The cut above Yormomza Thundercunt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Fipps lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fipps taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fipps throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A hook to the body from Fipps.
Fipps lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
#T3#
A short body shot lands from Fipps as the two fighters clinch.
A hook to the body from Fipps.
A left hand lands to the body for Fipps.
Fipps works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps.
Fipps can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Fipps gets through Thundercunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Fipps fails to land.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Fipps lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Fipps tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Fipps cracks Thundercunt with a nice body shot.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow. #T4#
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Fipps goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fipps blocks an uppercut.
Fipps lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Fipps scores with a shoulder strike. #CUT#
Yormomza Thundercunt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fipps misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Fipps swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Brian Fipps will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R5#
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fipps stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fipps blocks a jab.
Fipps seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Fipps ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thundercunt scores with a body shot.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's front leg with a kick but Thundercunt checks it. #CL#
Fipps clinches with his opponent.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fipps misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fipps misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#T1#
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt pushes Fipps back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Thundercunt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fipps controls the action.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fipps lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fipps lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fipps working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Fipps fails to land.
Fipps lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fipps.
Yormomza Thundercunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Brian Fipps is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Fipps lands with a short shot to the head.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fipps.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fipps tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Fipps lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fipps is struggling to control the position.#T3#
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fipps struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fipps backwards.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Fipps tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fipps.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses. #T4#
Fipps misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fipps lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fipps blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fipps lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yormomza Thundercunt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fipps has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 48:47
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 48:48
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 45:50
The fight is ruled a draw!
Brian Fipps retains his title. It's always disappointing when a championship fight ends as a draw but that's what happens when you leave the fight in the judges hands!
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Event:
LH19: Strife vs Ramon
Date: Dec 14, 2016 |
#R1##CL#
Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hudson backwards.
Thundercunt is muscling Hudson up against the cage and as Hudson bounces back off, Thundercunt cracks him with a huge right hand! Hudson crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yormomza Thundercunt!
A relieved looking Yormomza Thundercunt thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 22, 2016 |
#R1#
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Moe.
It seemed like Thundercunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Moe misses with a body shot.
Despite the aggression on Thundercunt's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Thundercunt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Moe throws out the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Thundercunt! But no joy.#KD2#
Thundercunt feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Moe sprawling to the canvas! Moe rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Thundercunt finish him?!
#CUT2#
It looks like Jermoy Moe has been cut.
Thundercunt takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moe misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice body shot.
Moe throws an off balance right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a big right hand! Oh Moe is in trouble here! Thundercunt follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yormomza Thundercunt!
A very excited looking Yormomza Thundercunt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
KTK 12: Grand Prix - Round 1
Date: Oct 29, 2016 |
#R1#
Thundercunt slips a jab from Fipps.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut.
Thundercunt connects with the punch.
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Fipps moves away and avoids it.
Fipps was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fipps takes one to the side of the head.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt blocks a jab.
Thundercunt lands a lovely overhand right.
Fipps lands with a nice body punch.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fipps.
No joy there for Fipps, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thundercunt jabs Fipps to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Fipps does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Fipps.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fipps digs a good hook to Thundercunt's body.
Thundercunt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fipps.#T1#
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fipps is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Thundercunt rather than just go for the knockout.
Thundercunt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Fipps swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Fipps.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nice cross by Thundercunt.
A bone on bone clash there as Thundercunt blocks the leg kick.
Thundercunt dodges the punch combination from Fipps.
Fipps lands with a good body shot.
Fipps scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Fipps's head but Fipps sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T2#
Thundercunt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fipps keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thundercunt is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fipps moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
Fipps scores with a hook to the body. Thundercunt takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fipps lands a right hook to the body.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Fipps was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt swings widly with a right hand
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fipps waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thundercunt.
Fipps throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Fipps saw that one coming.
Fipps misses with a wild combination.
Fipps displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fipps throws a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Yormomza Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fipps is out of range.
Thundercunt lands with a nice body punch.
Thundercunt slips a jab from Fipps.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Thundercunt goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fighters circling - Fipps throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Fipps keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fipps loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
Thundercunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fipps's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fipps duly obliges.
Fipps fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Fipps moves out of range.
A big left from Fipps misses.
Fipps moves out of range of the strikes.
Fipps lands a nice looking body shot.
#T1#
Fipps thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Fipps's head but Fipps sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fipps throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
A slow jab from Fipps misses its intended target.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thundercunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Fipps pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Thundercunt back to the cage. Fipps follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a right hand.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thundercunt digs a good body shot into Fipps's ribs.
Fipps rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A big left from Fipps misses.
Fipps fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt misses with a lunging right hand
and Fipps counters with a left to the body. #T2#
Fipps digs a good body shot into Thundercunt's ribs.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
Fipps avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Fipps ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Thundercunt lands with a good body shot.
A big left from Fipps misses.
Thundercunt throws a big counter combination but Fipps scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Fipps is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
It looked like Thundercunt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fipps throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
A slow jab from Thundercunt misses its intended target.
Fipps looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt walks into a straight right hand from Fipps.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Yormomza Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Fipps takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fipps throws a series of punches but Thundercunt avoids them all with ease.
The fighters circling - Fipps throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd cheers as Thundercunt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fipps doesn't seem phased though.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body. Fipps takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fipps.
Fipps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fipps lands a body shot.
Fipps tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fipps misses with a shot to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Fipps misses with a jab to the body
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fipps scores with a body shot.
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Fipps uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fipps. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut
and Fipps counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fipps drops his hands momentarily and Thundercunt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #T1#
Fipps takes one to the chin there.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Fipps's head but Fipps sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Fipps strikes.
Fipps finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fipps will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt throws a looping overhand right but Fipps ducks down to avoid it.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
Fipps misses with a series of wild punches.
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Thundercunt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fipps.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Thundercunt takes a swing at Fipps's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
A countering left hand to the body from Fipps misses.#T2#
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fipps slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fipps takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fipps throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fipps missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fipps misses with a left hand
and Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fipps takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fipps has time to react.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt throws a one two combo.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Fipps throws a right hand that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fipps with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Thundercunt to score with a decent uppercut.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice defenses there by Fipps.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4#
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Fipps scores with a jab to the body.
Fipps staying out of range there.
Fipps unleashes a big counter combination but Thundercunt bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Fipps tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Thundercunt is able to avoid easily.
Thundercunt takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fipps can do to turn this around?
Fipps blocks a jab.
Fipps throws a body shot but no joy.
Thundercunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fipps looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fipps throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fipps misses with a low kick.
Thundercunt throws an off balance right hand
and Fipps connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt slips a jab from Fipps.
Fipps is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fipps bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fipps ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Fipps throws a right and a left that both miss.#T1#
Fipps misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A shot to the body from Fipps misses
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt clobbers Fipps with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fipps.
Fipps throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt thuds his right hand into Fipps's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fipps scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fipps misses with a wild combination.
It looked like Thundercunt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fipps throws a shot to the body.
Fipps has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt throws an overhand right that lands on Fipps's shoulder, as Fipps tries to avoid the shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fipps defending well as Thundercunt loads up on a big left hand. #T2#
Fipps throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fipps misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Fipps moved out of range nicely.
Fipps fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Fipps does no damage.
Some wild striking there from Thundercunt.
Fipps moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
Nice defenses there by Thundercunt.
Fipps throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nice defenses there by Fipps.
Fipps uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Nice defenses there by Thundercunt.
Fipps digs a good hook to Thundercunt's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Yormomza Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R5#
Fipps on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Brian Fipps has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Fipps is just out of range.
Fipps misses with a lunging right hand
and Thundercunt counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fipps thinking.
Fipps takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A slow jab from Fipps misses its intended target.
Fipps thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thundercunt takes one on the button.#CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Fipps is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Nice defenses there by Fipps.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fipps just misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fipps misses with a straight right.
Fipps looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt throws a right hand that Fipps ducks under and follows up with a left that Fipps also avoids with ease.
Thundercunt lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fipps is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt. #T1#
Nice shot by Fipps.
Fipps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Fipps misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt slips a jab and a cross from Fipps.
Fipps is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Fipps ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Fipps.
A counter left hand to the body from Thundercunt misses its target.
Thundercunt goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Yormomza Thundercunt is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fipps looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Thundercunt scores with a four punch combination!
Fipps swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fipps looks to land a right hand but Thundercunt moved out of range.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fipps takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The crowd cheers as Thundercunt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fipps doesn't seem phased though.#T2#
Thundercunt lands with a hook. Fipps tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fipps takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fipps doesn't seem bothered though.
A big right from Fipps misses.
Fipps throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice jab there from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fipps throws a series of punches but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Fipps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fipps throws a lazy right hand but Thundercunt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thundercunt throwing a counter right hand but Fipps manages to avoid it.
Fipps rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Thundercunt lands a right hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a really nice looking cross but Fipps seems unphased.
Thundercunt cracks Fipps with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yormomza Thundercunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thundercunt has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 50:46
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 50:45
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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Date: Oct 05, 2016 |
#R1#
Hellheaven loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Hellheaven swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Hellheaven.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Hellheaven circles away.
Hellheaven looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Hellheaven.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Hellheaven.
Thundercunt takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hellheaven circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hellheaven swinging wildly here.
As Hellheaven tries to get set, Thundercunt tries to push him back and clinch up but Hellheaven manages to avoid the attempt.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Thundercunt stuns Hellheaven with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T1#
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hellheaven looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Hellheaven is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Thundercunt rather than just go for the knockout.
Hellheaven scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thundercunt lands a lovely overhand right.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Hellheaven takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hellheavens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hellheaven misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Hellheaven throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thundercunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hellheaven under the eye.
Hellheaven avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hellheaven. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Hellheaven moves out of range.
Hellheaven looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Hellheaven swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
#KD#
Thundercunt closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Hellheaven crashing to the mat! Hellheaven uses the cage to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!#CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Hellheaven presses Thundercunt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hellheaven tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Hellheaven blocks an uppercut.
Hellheaven working hard to break the clinch.
Hellheaven is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Hellheaven uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
A short right from Hellheaven. #CUT2#
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Hellheaven misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Hellheaven uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Hellheaven tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hellheaven works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hellheaven.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Hellheaven.
Hellheaven tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
Thundercunt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hellheaven's elbow.
Hellheaven doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#T4#
Hellheaven stalls.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Hellheaven controls his hands.
Hellheaven struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt being controlled against the cage.
Hellheaven swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Hellheaven works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
Hellheaven tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hellheaven blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hellheaven.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hellheaven tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hellheaven misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hellheaven goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt should take that round, based on the knockdown.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Thundercunt doesn't manage to clinch there - Hellheaven circles away.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Hellheaven.
A jab from Thundercunt does it's job there.
Hellheaven throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thundercunt tests Hellheaven's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Thundercunt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#ROC#
Hellheaven is rocked!
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hellheaven throws a right hand that Thundercunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Thundercunt also avoids with ease.
Thundercunt is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hellheaven.
Hellheaven misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt tries to counter by clinching up but Hellheaven breaks away and moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hellheaven throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt connects with a single shot there.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hellheaven throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
Hellheaven rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hellheaven needs to keep his hands up - Thundercunt had a free shot at his head there.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hellheavens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hellheaven throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab by Thundercunt.
Hellheaven circles away from the clinch attempt.
#KD#
Hellheaven walks into a big right hand from Thundercunt and goes down! The referee sends Thundercunt to a neutral corner as Hellheaven gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
Hellheaven is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a shot to the body#KD#
and Thundercunt counters with a perfectly timed counter left hook that drops Hellheaven to the mat, face first! Thundercunt goes to the neutral corner and waits for the referee to start the count. Hellheaven is back to hise feet already though and looking to continue the bout! Exciting stuff!#KD#
Thundercunt scores a knockdown with a big right hand! Hellheaven beats the count and gets back to his feet. The referee asks him to walk forwards and it appears he is OK so we'll continue the bout.#CL#
Thundercunt clinches up with Hellheaven and pushes him back against the cage.
Hellheaven seems to have recovered his senses.
Hellheaven blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hellheaven's efforts to push away.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T2#
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hellheaven tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hellheaven can do to turn this around?#KD#
Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Hellheaven crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.#CL#
Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and cracks Hellheaven with a massive left hook! Hellheaven crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Thundercunt stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Our winner, Yormomza Thundercunt, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
KTK 2
Date: Sep 17, 2016 |
#R1#
Oblivion misses with a head kick.
Oblivion should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Oblivion swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Oblivion throws a leg kick but Thundercunt checks it.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Oblivion moves out of range.
Oblivion looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Oblivion fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Thundercunt is out of range.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch but Oblivion swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oblivion tries to counter by closing the distance.#CL#
Thundercunt moves into range and clinches up with Oblivion.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Oblivions head.
Oblivion looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
Oblivion using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Thundercunt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oblivion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thundercunt is defending well for now.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Oblivion's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oblivion tries to land knees in the clinch but Thundercunt avoids the damage to the body.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#BC#
Thundercunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a jab to the nose.#T1#
Thundercunt is looking to clinch but Oblivion is avoiding it.
Thundercunt lands with a cross. #CUT#
It looks like Bliss Oblivion has been cut.
Oblivion doesn't manage to clinch there - Thundercunt circles away.
#KD#
Oblivion walks into a straight right hand and goes down! Thundercunt rushes to a neutral corner so the count doesn't get delayed but Oblivion has made it back to his feet on 5. He's OK so we're back to the action.
Thundercunt avoids a kick to the body.
#CL#
Thundercunt clinches up against the cage.
Oblivion tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Thundercunt avoids it.
Oblivion tries to land knees in the clinch but Thundercunt avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oblivion's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Oblivion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thundercunt is defending well for now.
Oblivion looks winded!
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Oblivion blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Oblivion is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Oblivion uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Oblivion tries to land knees in the clinch but Thundercunt avoids the damage to the body.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Oblivion.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Oblivion.
Oblivion blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Oblivion tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Oblivion missing with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Oblivion pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Thundercunt takes the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Oblivion.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Oblivion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oblivion missing with knees to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.#T3#
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Oblivion's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and cracks Oblivion with a big uppercut! Oblivion goes down! The referee pushes Thundercunt away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Oblivion make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Thundercunt takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Yormomza Thundercunt!
A victorious Yormomza Thundercunt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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