Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Nuclear Revolution
Date: Mar 31, 2017

#R1#
Stiffy misses with a wild body shot.
Jatt slips a straight right by Stiffy.
Jatt steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Stiffy throws a big shot that misses.
Stiffy takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CUT2#
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
Stiffy misses with a lunging right hand
and Jatt counters with a stiff right hand.
Stiffy throws a body punch but Jatt moves out of range.
Jatt sizes up Stiffy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jatt has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jatt staying out of range there.
Jatt moves away from the strike by Stiffy.
Jab from Jatt.
Stiffy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#KD2#
Jatt drops Stiffy with a beautiful combination! Stiffy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Jatt is looking for the KO!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy misses with a hook to the body
and Jatt scores with a counter punch that sends Stiffy to the canvas! Jatt smells blood - he's punishing Stiffy with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Stiffy has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jagga Jatt!
Jagga Jatt spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Taco Stiffy was interviewed post fight and said 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 29, 2017

#R1##TD#
Stiffy throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Ho tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Stiffy is in Ho's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ho swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ho being controlled here, momentarily.
Stiffy won't allow Ho to sweep him here. #SUB#
Stiffy has gone for a leg lock! Ho slips out almost immediately though and dives into Stiffy's guard.#REVB#
Ho looking to pass the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy looking for a sweep. Not yet Stiffy, not yet.
Ho wants to stand but Stiffy is controlling his posture from full guard. #T1##SUB#
Stiffy is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Stiffy wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB#
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Ho drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Ho jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB#
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Ho got a little sloppy there for a moment and Stiffy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Ho has managed to get both his arms back between Stiffy's legs - danger averted.#T2##SUB#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Ho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Ho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Stiffy is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Ho frees his head nicely. Oh but Stiffy has switched to an armbar! Ho is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Taco Stiffy!
Post fight, Taco Stiffy stared into the camera and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Island heat
Date: Mar 25, 2017

#R1#
Stiffy tries for a takedown but Shelton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Shelton looks winded!#TD#
Stiffy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Shelton's guard.
Stiffy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Shelton is retaining full guard.
Stiffy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #SUB#
Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Shelton screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
Post fight, Taco Stiffy stared into the camera and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Island massacre
Date: Mar 04, 2017

#R1#
Stiffy throws a hook but Von Erich blocks it.
Von Erich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Stiffy circles away.
Von Erich looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A lazy left from Von Erich finds it's target.#TD#
Von Erich shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Stiffy's guard.
Stiffy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Von Erich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SUB2#
Stiffy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Stiffy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Von Erich postures up and lands a big shot to Stiffy's brow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy has momentary wrist control but Von Erich slips an elbow through the middle.
Von Erich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Stiffy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Von Erich is looking to work some ground and pound but Stiffy has wrist control.
Von Erich throws a big elbow that misses. #T1#
Von Erich missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Stiffy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Stiffy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Von Erich missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
Von Erich avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Von Erich postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Von Erich throwing strikes from guard but Stiffy blocks nicely.
Stiffy being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Stiffy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Von Erich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
Von Erich wants to control from the top but Stiffy keeps moving.
Von Erich postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Von Erich throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Stiffy trying to control the position here.
Von Erich throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Stiffy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Von Erich slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Von Erich keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Stiffy's head.
Von Erich is looking to work some ground and pound but Stiffy has wrist control.
Von Erich postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #SUB2#
Stiffy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Von Erich defends it easily.#SUB2#
Stiffy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T3#
Von Erich throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Stiffy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Von Erich is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Von Erich connects with a couple of short punches.
Von Erich postures up in Stiffy's guard and throws a big left but Stiffy blocks it.
Von Erich is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Von Erich looking to pass the guard.
Von Erich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Von Erich content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Von Erich pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stiffy is keeping the position for now.
Von Erich works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T4#
Von Erich lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Stiffy tries to roll over but Von Erich keeps him under control.
Stiffy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Von Erich is working away from the top position though.
Von Erich wants to take a breather but Stiffy is having none of it.
Von Erich scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Von Erich scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Stiffy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Von Erich.
Von Erich looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Von Erich looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Stiffy with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Stiffy is looking to control Von Erich's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Stiffy avoid being mounted?
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stiffy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Von Erich.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stiffy trying to control from the bottom.
Nice strikes from Von Erich there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Von Erich dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Stiffy throws out a loose jab but Von Erich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Erich lands with a good body shot.
Von Erich shoots in but Stiffy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A jab lands there for Von Erich.
Stiffy misses with a left hand
and Von Erich counters with a straight right hand.
Von Erich lands a body shot.
Von Erich shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stiffy pinned against the cage. Stiffy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy misses with a jab to the body
and Von Erich counters with a stiff right hand.
Von Erich lands a jab to the head.
Von Erich thuds a left hand into Stiffy's body.
Stiffy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Erich was well out of range. Poor timing from Stiffy.
Stiffy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T1#
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Von Erich is looking to counter punch.
Stiffy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Von Erich finds it's way round the side to connect with Stiffy's head.
Taco Stiffy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD#
Von Erich bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Stiffy takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Stiffy on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Stiffy takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well. #ROC#
Stiffy is rocked!
Von Erich wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is still in real trouble! Can Von Erich finish him?
Von Erich lands a strong strike to the head of Stiffy. That's dazed him! Von Erich looking to finish here. Stiffy is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Von Erich lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Von Erich!
The defeated Taco Stiffy had this to say: 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Nightmare Island
Date: Feb 22, 2017

#R1#
Stiffy misses with a left hand
and Shelton counters with a left to the body.
Shelton scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shelton jabs at Stiffy's body.
Shelton scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A telegraphed right hand from Stiffy misses the target.
Stiffy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Stiffy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Stiffy walks into a straight right hand from Shelton.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stiffy misses the body punch
and Shelton counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Decent striking displayed by Shelton there.
Stiffy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shelton scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#KD#
Shelton cracks Stiffy with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Shelton has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Stiffy to stand back up!#ROC#
Stiffy is rocked!#T1#
Shelton lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Stiffy - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Shelton!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Marc Shelton!
Taco Stiffy spoke after the fight, saying 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 18, 2017

#R1#
Stiffy stuffs the takedown attempt from Winters. Winters gets slowly back to his feet.
Stiffy takes a swing at Winters's ribcage but misses.
Winters moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
Winters tries for a takedown but Stiffy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Winters bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stiffy misses with a hook. Winters ducked under it nicely.
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winters manages to avoid it.
Stiffy misses with a shot to the body
and Winters counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stiffy looks to throw the jab but Winters is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Winters shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stiffy as he jumps to the side.
Stiffy is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Winters. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Winters uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Winters listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#T1#
Stiffy misses with a wild body shot.
Winters seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Winters lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Winters.
Winters slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Winters tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Stiffy manages to circle out of the way.
Jack Winters seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Winters.
Stiffy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Stiffy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stiffy misses with a body shot.
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stiffy throws the left hand but Winters avoids the punch easily.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Stiffy enables Winters to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Stiffy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Stiffy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T2##SUB2#
Stiffy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Winters doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Winters manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stiffy trying to control the position.
Stiffy pulls Winters in to control the position. #SUB2#
Stiffy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Winters defends well.#T3##SUB2#
Stiffy is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Winters has his hands clasped together but Stiffy extends and breaks Winters's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Stiffy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Taco Stiffy!
In his post fight interview, Taco Stiffy gave a big smile as he said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Welcome to Revolution
Date: Feb 08, 2017

#R1##CL2#
Leddy clinches with his opponent.
Stiffy misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stiffy.
Stiffy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A bit of stalling here from Leddy.
Stiffy has a couple of punches blocked by Leddy.
Leddy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Leddy.
Stiffy tries to pull guard but Leddy holds him up against the cage and eventually Stiffy drops back down to his feet.
Leddy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Leddy told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Leddy lands a good knee to the midsection. Stiffy won't want to take too many of those.
The referee calls for Leddy to work.
Stiffy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leddy lands a damaging elbow.
Leddy scores a nice knee to the body.
Stiffy is breathing heavily.
Leddy lands a damaging elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leddy lands an elbow inside that Stiffy shrugs off. #CUT2#
Taco Stiffy's cut is getting worse.#T1#
Leddy lands an elbow inside.
Leddy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Leddy with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
Taco Stiffy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Leddy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Leddy. #CUT2#
Jeez, Taco Stiffy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Knees in the clinch landing for Leddy.
A bit of stalling here from Leddy.
Leddy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Taco Stiffy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chantulio Leddy!
Chantulio Leddy took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
Taco Stiffy spoke after the fight, saying 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: RI-Uprising
Date: Jan 21, 2017

#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Stiffy. Lawler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt.
Stiffy misses with an uppercut. Lawler saw that one coming.
Lawler moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lawler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Stiffy's waist but Stiffy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lawler off to one side.
Stiffy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler looks for a takedown but Stiffy sprawls well.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stiffy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#T1#
Stiffy throws a hook to the side of Lawler's head but Lawler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lawler.
Stiffy connects with a body shot that sends Lawler's belly button to the back.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lawler blocks a jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lawler is defended easily by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a telegraphed body shot #TD2#
so Lawler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. #SUB#
Stiffy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lawler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Stiffy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T2##SUB#
Stiffy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Lawler stays in close to Stiffy's body and controls the position.
Lawler passes into half guard.
Lawler wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is looking for a sweep. Lawler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Stiffy actively working from the bottom here.
Stiffy is looking to improve his position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy trying to control here. #T3#
Lawler wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is looking to improve his position.
Lawler content to control rather than advance.
Lawler wants to take a breather but Stiffy is having none of it.
Lawler wants to free his trapped foot but Stiffy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lawler keeps trying to improve his position.
Stiffy tries to get to full guard but Lawler has control of the leg. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lawler is trying to control the action in half guard but Stiffy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Stiffy takes a swing at Lawler's ribcage but misses.
Lawler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lawler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Stiffy as Lawler shoots in.
Lawler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Lawler moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lawler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stiffy throws out the jab.
Lawler blocks a jab.
Lawler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Stiffy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Stiffy just misses with a punch to the body.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stiffy is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Lawler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.
Lawler's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Lawler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Lawler shoots in but no luck this time.
Lawler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lawler.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
No luck for Lawler with that takedown attempt.
Lawler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy throws out a powerful jab.
Stiffy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lawler can do to turn this around?
Lawler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stiffy.
Lawler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lawler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Taco Stiffy is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice sprawl there from Stiffy as Lawler shoots in.
Lawler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stiffy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lawler scrambles back to his feet.
Lawler is breathing heavily.#T1#
Lawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lawler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stiffy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lawler moves away.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lawler walks into a left hand.
Stiffy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jerry Lawler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stiffy throws a lazy right hand but Lawler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lawler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stiffy defends it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Stiffy misses the target.
And Lawler tries to counter it with a takedown but Stiffy pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stiffy as he jumps to the side.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Lawler ducks under a wild hook from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses the jab.
Stiffy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.#T2#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lawler.
Stiffy throws a hook but Lawler avoids it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Stiffy. No joy for Lawler on that attempt.
Stiffy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Stiffy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lawler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stiffy pinned against the cage. Stiffy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stiffy as he avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Stiffy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
No luck for Lawler with that takedown attempt.
Stiffy misses with a hook.#T3#
Nice cross by Stiffy.
Stiffy cracks Lawler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lawler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Nice defenses there by Lawler.
Stiffy connects with a crisp jab.
Lawler shoots for a takedown but Stiffy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a straight left.
A big right from Stiffy misses.
Lawler slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lawler.
Stiffy just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Stiffy throws a looping overhand right but Lawler ducks down to avoid it.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Stiffy feinted with a counter takedown.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice cross by Stiffy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lawler moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab lands there for Stiffy.
A big left from Stiffy misses.
Lawler shoots for a takedown but Stiffy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stiffy leaves Lawler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stiffy avoids it really well and circles away.
Lawler shoots in looking for a takedown but Stiffy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lawler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Stiffy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Stiffy throws a jab but it's blocked by Lawler.
Lawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Stiffy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lawler's head backwards.
Stiffy throws a body punch but Lawler moves out of range.
Stiffy misses with a wild body shot.
Lawler tries to score a power double leg takedown but Stiffy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lawler somewhat.
Good standup being displayed there by Stiffy as he connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stiffy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Lawler slips a straight right by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a hook.
Lawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stiffy avoids it really well and circles away.
Stiffy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lawler sprawls and moves away.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stiffy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lawler sprawls and moves away.
Lawler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stiffy to score with a decent uppercut.
Lawler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stiffy throws out the jab.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stiffy digs a good hook to Lawler's body.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lawler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lawler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jerry Lawler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Stiffy looks to land a left hand but Lawler moved out of range nicely.
Taco Stiffy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stiffy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lawler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stiffy fails to land with a series of punches.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stiffy digs a good body shot into Lawler's ribs.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lawler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stiffy defends it well.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Lawler avoids the body shot from Stiffy.
Lawler slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses the jab.
Stiffy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lawler.
Lawler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T3#
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.#TD2#
Lawler closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Stiffy's guard.
Stiffy pulls Lawler in to control the position.
Lawler wants to control from the top but Stiffy keeps moving.
Stiffy is controlling Lawler's posture.#SUB#
Stiffy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lawler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Stiffy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #SUB#
Stiffy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Lawler is aware though and is defending well.#T4#
Stiffy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lawler is one step ahead there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lawler stands and throws Stiffy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Lawler tries to advance to mount but Stiffy denies him.
Stiffy is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Lawler off and has taken his back!
Lawler trying to control the action but Stiffy just sinks the hooks in.
Stiffy lands punches and elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lawler covers up after that shot from Stiffy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Taco Stiffy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stiffy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:26
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy took some time post fight to say the following; 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 08, 2017

#R1#
Chubby scores with a jab to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.#KD2#
Chubby sends Stiffy crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chubby is motioning to the referee to let Stiffy up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#TD#
Stiffy shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Stiffy showed some decent athleticism there.
Chubby is trying to escape back to his feet but Stiffy uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Stiffy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stiffy wants to control but Chubby is keeping him busy.
Stiffy controls the position.
Chubby tries to escape but Stiffy is in control. #SUB#
Stiffy is working to tighten his grip on Chubby's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Chubby has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Stiffy is really squeezing tight and eventually Chubby passes out! Stiffy breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Taco Stiffy!
Post fight, Taco Stiffy took to the microphone: 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Wednesday-Night-Fights
Date: Dec 21, 2016

#R1#
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Man's jab looks to have found its range, popping Stiffy under the eye.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Man was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Stiffy.
Stiffy throws an overhand right that lands on Man's shoulder, as Man tries to avoid the shot. #CL#
Man closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Stiffy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stiffy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stiffy misses with a short punch on the inside.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Stiffy has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Stiffy misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Man creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Man to keep the fight standing.
Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stiffy working aggressively here.
Stiffy is trying to drag Man to the mat but Man just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A short right from Man on the inside. #T1#
Stiffy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Man blocking some punches.
Stiffy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stiffy backwards.
Man digs a right hand into Stiffy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stiffy's gas tank.
Man is trying to break the clinch but Stiffy has him pressed against the cage.
Man gets through Stiffy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stiffy.
Man scores with a shot to the side of Stiffy's head.
Stiffy tries to pull guard but Man forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Macho Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Taco Stiffy.
Stiffy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Man is trying to break the clinch but Stiffy has him pressed against the cage.
Stiffy throws a punch but it's blocked by Man. #T2#
Stiffy goes for a takedown in the clinch but Man prevents it.
Stiffy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stiffy.
Man works on Stiffy's body with a couple of short punches.
Stiffy keeps control of Man as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Man looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Man.
Stiffy misses with the head strike.
Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stiffy tries to pull guard but Man forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Man is working Stiffy over against the cage.
Stiffy looks winded!
Man makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Man pushes Stiffy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Man stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T3#
Man wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Man scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Man.
Good body shot from Man.
Man lands a shot to the body.
Man digs a right hand into Stiffy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stiffy's gas tank.
Man digs a right hand underneath Stiffy's ribcage. Stiffy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stiffy.
Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stiffy.
Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Man lands with a left to the head.
Stiffy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Man scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A left hand lands to the body for Man. #T4#
Man works on Stiffy's body with a couple of short punches.#KD#
Man drops Stiffy onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Stiffy is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Stiffy is rocked!
Man lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Stiffy to his knees! Man keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Macho Man!
Macho Man retains his super heavyweight title!
Our winner, Macho Man, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Taco Stiffy was interviewed post fight and said 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Island Nation
Date: Dec 04, 2016

#R1##TD#
Stiffy drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Stiffy content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy with a nice head shot there.#SUB#
Stiffy drops back looking for a leg! Orlando is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Orlando manages to kick Stiffy off! Stiffy jumps back into Orlando's guard.
Stiffy engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Orlando is retaining full guard.
Stiffy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T1#
Orlando keeping full guard, as Stiffy tries to pass.
Stiffy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Stiffy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Stiffy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Orlando really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Stiffy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Stiffy won't allow Orlando to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Orlando screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
An intense looking Taco Stiffy took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Shark Bait
Date: Nov 23, 2016

#R1#
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Man lands the left hand.#CUT#
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
Stiffy shoots and misses #CL#
and Man moves into the clinch.
Good body shot from Man.
A short body shot lands from Man as the two fighters clinch.
Stiffy is looking to take this one to the mat.
Stiffy is working for takedown but Man is calmly controlling the position for now.
Macho Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Taco Stiffy.
Stiffy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Man just stands there and leans against the cage.
Stiffy drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A short body shot lands from Man as the two fighters clinch.
Stiffy looks winded!
Stiffy working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Man.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Man.
Man lands a body shot.
Man lands an uppercut.
Stiffy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Man presses Stiffy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T1#
Nice body punch from Man - that landed with a thud.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Man creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Man.
Man scores with a hook to the body.
A hook to the body from Man.
A left hand lands to the body for Man.
Man pushes Stiffy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Man.
Man lands with a light punch inside.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stiffy.
Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Man works on Stiffy's body with a couple of short punches.
Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Man works on Stiffy's body with a couple of short punches.
Man cracks Stiffy with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stiffy backwards.
Man lands a left hand. #KD#
Man drops Stiffy onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Stiffy is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Stiffy is rocked!
Man creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Stiffy with a big uppercut! Stiffy tries to clinch up but Man pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Stiffy to the mat! Stiffy covers up and Man unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Macho Man!
Macho Man retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Macho Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Taco Stiffy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Forsaken Falls
Date: Nov 17, 2016

#R1#
Blackman stuffs the takedown.
Blackman scores with a shot to the body. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Blackman enables Stiffy to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Blackman manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Stiffy trying to control but Blackman is working from the bottom.
Stiffy cracks Blackman with a solid left hand.#SUB#
Stiffy drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Stiffy seems to have locked his on tight now - Blackman screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Stiffy, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: The Big League
Date: Oct 26, 2016

#R1#
Stiffy darts in looking for a takedown but Tycooner gets double underhooks and turns Stiffy into the cage.
It seemed like Tycooner was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stiffy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tycooner's waist but Tycooner gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stiffy off to one side.
Stiffy shoots in looking for a takedown but Tycooner manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Stiffy's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Taco Stiffy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stiffy has his takedown stuffed
and Tycooner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tycooner has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Stiffy is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Tycooner lands a really nice looking cross but Stiffy seems unphased.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stiffy is defended easily by Tycooner.
Tycooner let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Tycooner scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Stiffy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycooner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stiffy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stiffy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Stiffy closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tycooner to the mat! Tycooner manages to get full guard.
Stiffy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T1##SUB#
Stiffy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tycooner has his hands on Stiffy's head, controlling the position.
Tycooner has momentary wrist control but Stiffy slips an elbow through the middle.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Tycooner is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Stiffy drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stiffy jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stiffy lands a couple of digs.
Tycooner looks winded!#T2#
Stiffy is stalling in the full guard.
Stiffy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stiffy seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Tycooner for as long as he can get away with.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Tycooner can do anything to dispel that myth.
Tycooner is trying to keep Stiffy in close. #SUB#
Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Tycooner screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.
The defeated Prince Tycooner had this to say: 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.

Event: Blood In The Water
Date: Oct 12, 2016

#R1##TD2#
Stiffy gets caught napping as Big Guy dives in and scores a takedown. Stiffy manages to retain guard.#SUB#
Stiffy working for a triangle but Big Guy defends it easily.
Stiffy wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB#
Stiffy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Stiffy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Big Guy is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Stiffy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Big Guy in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Stiffy pulls Big Guy in to control the position.
Big Guy trying to control the position from guard on top but Stiffy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Big Guy drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Stiffy dives on top into guard.#REVR##T1#
Stiffy is pushing down on Big Guy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Big Guy is fighting to maintain full guard but Stiffy has managed to sneak the leg through.
Big Guy slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Stiffy stays in close to Big Guy's body and controls the position. #SUB2#
Big Guy working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Stiffy has passed into half guard!
Stiffy passes to full mount!
Big Guy is desperately trying to improve his position but Stiffy has a good base and remains in mount.
Big Guy keeps trying to improve his position.
Stiffy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Stiffy wants to control the pace but Big Guy is squirming around nicely. #T2#
Big Guy wants to control but Stiffy is having none of it.
Stiffy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Big Guy is looking to escape. #SUB#
Stiffy with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter. #SUB#
Stiffy is working for a guillotine from mount but Big Guy frees his head quite easily. #SUB#
Stiffy swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Big Guy is now in Stiffy's guard. A big mistake from Stiffy there, giving up the dominant position! #SUB#
Stiffy is looking for a triangle but Big Guy pushes his legs off easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stiffy is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T3##SUB#
Stiffy working for a triangle but Big Guy defends it easily.
Big Guy trying to control but Stiffy is working from the bottom.
Big Guy working some strikes from top position.
Stiffy keeping moving, preventing Big Guy from controlling successfully.
Big Guy throws a strike but Stiffy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##SUB2#
Big Guy looking for subs off his back but Stiffy has passed one foot through into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stiffy is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T4#
Big Guy wants to get back to full guard.
Big Guy tries to kick Stiffy off but Stiffy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Stiffy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Stiffy lands a nice short elbow.
Stiffy working the head and body with strikes.
Big Guy trying to control here.
Big Guy wants to get back to full guard but Stiffy has passed into side control.
Big Guy looks winded!
Stiffy cracks Big Guy with a big right hand but Big Guy just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go. #CUT#
It looks like Mario Big Guy has been cut.
Big Guy tries to buck Stiffy off but Stiffy is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Stiffy has knee on belly and moves into mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Stiffy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mario Big Guy's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##TD#
Big Guy gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#SUB2#
Big Guy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Stiffy gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Stiffy forces his way into half guard.
Stiffy is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Stiffy lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Big Guy misses with some strikes from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB#
Stiffy is working for a guillotine from mount but Big Guy frees his head quite easily. #T1#
Stiffy controlling the pace for now.
Big Guy takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.#SUB#
Stiffy is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Big Guy is surviving well by controlling Stiffy's body position as best he can.
Big Guy can't escape the position. #SUB#
Stiffy working for a submission but Big Guy is keeping him at bay.
Big Guy tries to hold on but Stiffy pushes him away.
Big Guy regains half guard.
Big Guy is not content to let Stiffy control the position.
Big Guy flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage. #T2#
Big Guy tries to get to full guard but Stiffy has control of the leg.
Stiffy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Well, if Stiffy is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #SUB#
Stiffy is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Stiffy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Big Guy can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Stiffy is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Big Guy trying to control from the bottom.
Taco Stiffy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB2#
Big Guy looking for submissions off his back.
Big Guy is breathing heavily.
Stiffy is trying to control. Big Guy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T3#
Stiffy controlling the pace.
Stiffy is thwarting Big Guy's attempts to control the position.
Big Guy is staying active underneath Stiffy, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Stiffy is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Stiffy uses his free foot to push down on Big Guy's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Big Guy. #SUB#
Big Guy defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Stiffy.
Stiffy controlling his opponent. #SUB#
Stiffy wants to finish this one by submission but Big Guy is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Stiffy. #T4#
Stiffy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Big Guy throws a strike from the bottom but Stiffy uses the opportunity to take his back.
Stiffy lands shots from the back.
Big Guy tries to escape the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Big Guy defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stiffy slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Stiffy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mario Big Guy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Big Guy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Stiffy momentarily. #TD2#
Big Guy looking for a takedown here - he's got it.#SUB2#
Big Guy drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Stiffy manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Big Guy has Stiffy in his guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Big Guy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Stiffy stands and throws Big Guy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Stiffy with good strikes from the mount here!
Stiffy controlling from mount.
Big Guy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Big Guy is bucking up trying to escape but Stiffy cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#CUT#
That has opened up Mario Big Guy's cut even more.
Stiffy drops a big elbow. That's hurt Big Guy! More shots from Stiffy and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taco Stiffy!
An intense looking Taco Stiffy took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Island Icons
Date: Sep 30, 2016

#R1##TD2#
Stiffy closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Izeal to the mat! Izeal manages to get full guard.
Izeal looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Izeal can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Stiffy controls the pace.
Stiffy content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
Stiffy drops back looking for a leg! Izeal is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Izeal manages to kick Stiffy off! Stiffy jumps back into Izeal's guard.
Izeal being controlled here, momentarily.
Stiffy is pushing down on Izeal's leg trying to pass to half guard. Izeal is fighting to maintain full guard but Stiffy has managed to sneak the leg through.
We've been hearing good reports from Izeal's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Let's hope that Stiffy has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T1#
Izeal on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Stiffy is taking a breather. Izeal says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Stiffy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Stiffy passes to full mount!
Stiffy scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Stiffy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T2#
Izeal taking shots to the head. #SUB2#
Stiffy quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Stiffy but it's paid off an Izeal is forced to tap! Nice work by Stiffy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Taco Stiffy!
In his post fight interview, Taco Stiffy gave a big smile as he said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 09, 2016

#R1#
Stiffy takes a shot right to the bread basket.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Strife has knocked Stiffy down with a huge combo! Strife steps away and waves a wobbly Stiffy back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT2#
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
Stiffy misses with a takedown attempt
and Strife counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Strife walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Stiffy drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Strife swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Stiffy's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cloud Strife!
Taco Stiffy spoke after the fight, saying 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 06, 2016

#R1##TD2#
Stiiffy gets the takedown into side control.
Oalognov tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Stiiffy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Oalognov tries to buck Stiiffy off but Stiiffy takes his back! #SUB2#
Stiiffy is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oalognov wants to get back to his feet.
Stiiffy is punishing Oalognov with strikes - can he finish him?!#SUB2#
Stiiffy working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Oalognov is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Stiiffy has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Oalognov taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Taco Stiiffy!
Taco Stiiffy tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

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