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Event:
Island Feast
Date: Jan 14, 2017 |
#R1#
Newton takes one on the button.
Eddie Newton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parsnips circles away from the clinch attempt
and Parsnips counters with a left to the body.
Newton looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Newton has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Parsnips finds it's way round the side to connect with Newton's head.
Parsnips thows a left - swing and a miss!
Newton tries to counter by clinching up but Parsnips breaks away and moves out of range.#CL#
Newton has managed to clinch.
Parsnips working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Newton throws a punch but it's blocked by Parsnips .
Newton throws a punch but it's blocked by Parsnips .
Parsnips has a couple of punches blocked by Newton.
A short right from Newton on the inside.
Newton lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parsnips backwards.
Newton throws a punch but it's blocked by Parsnips .
Newton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parsnips .
Newton lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parsnips backwards.
Parsnips lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Newton misses with a punch on the inside.
Newton swings wildly with an uppercut but Parsnips uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Newton lands a shoulder strike.
Parsnips misses with a punch on the inside.
Parsnips tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Newton digs a right hand underneath Parsnips 's ribcage. Parsnips let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A left hand lands to the body for Newton.
Newton misses with a hook from the clinch.
Newton tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Newton blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Newton blocks an uppercut.
Newton misses with a body punch.
Newton lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Newton swings wildly with an uppercut but Parsnips uses good head movement to avoid it.
Newton lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Parsnips blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parsnips misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parsnips fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#T2#
Newton cracks Parsnips with a nice body shot.
A short right from Newton. #ROC#
Parsnips is rocked!
Newton misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parsnips blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Newton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Newton blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parsnips is leaning against Newton and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parsnips throws a punch but it's blocked by Newton.
Newton has a couple of punches blocked by Parsnips .
Parsnips misses with a hook from the clinch.
Newton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Newton takes a shot to the head.
Newton lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Parsnips swings wildly with an uppercut but Newton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Newton dips a shoulder and cracks Parsnips with a mighty uppercut! Parsnips falls back against the cage and Newton unloads with a barrage of strikes! Parsnips is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Newton screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eddie Newton!
An out of breath Eddie Newton thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
So High
Date: Dec 10, 2016 |
#R1#
Xyd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parsnips moves away.
Parsnips throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Xyd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Xyd. Parsnips shrugs it off though.
Xyd seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Parsnips throws a hook to the side of Xyd's head but Xyd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Xyd scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Parsnips digs a good hook to Xyd's body.
Xyd throws a front kick that sends Parsnips stumbling back into the cage.
Parsnips looks winded!
Parsnips blocks a head kick by Xyd.
Parsnips missing with a left hand there. Xyd was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Xyd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #KD#
Xyd lands a big head kick that sends Parsnips tumbling to the mat! Xyd takes a step backwards and waves Parsnips back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Parsnips is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Xyd ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Parsnips out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zyd Xyd!
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Event:
Forsaken Falls
Date: Nov 17, 2016 |
#R1#
Parsnips slips a jab from Lesnar.#CL#
Lesnar has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lesnar tries a body shot but Parsnips blocks it.
Parsnips tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parsnips swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lesnar cracks Parsnips with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Lesnar fails to land.
Parsnips tries to work over Lesnar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lesnar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lesnar tries a body shot but Parsnips blocks it.
Lesnar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Parsnips blocks a body shot from Lesnar.
Lesnar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Parsnips misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnar.
Parsnips looks winded!
Parsnips tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Lesnar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parsnips or not.
Parsnips prevents a body shot from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lesnar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A shot in the inside from Lesnar. #T1#
Lesnar is leaning against Parsnips and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lesnar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parsnips backwards.
Lesnar lands a big right hand that drops Parsnips ! The killer instinct kicks in and Lesnar finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Lesnar!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brock Lesnar!
After winning the bout, Brock Lesnar thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Island scream
Date: Oct 31, 2016 |
#R1#
Willy throws a hook but Parsnips avoids it easily.
Willy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parsnips .
Willy loads up on a big right hand but Parsnips slips the punch.
Willy looks to score with a jab to the body but Parsnips is just out of range.
Parsnips appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Parsnips takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Parsnips throws a shot from downtown. Willy moves away and avoids it.
Willy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Willy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Willy.
Parsnips staying out of range there.
Parsnips throws a shot from downtown. Willy moves away and avoids it.
Willy throws a jab but it's blocked by Parsnips .
Parsnips fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#CL#
Parsnips gets a clinch.
Willy has a couple of punches blocked by Parsnips .
Willy misses with a punch to the body.
Parsnips lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Willy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parsnips prevents a body shot from Willy.
Parsnips scores with a nice hook to the head.#T1#
A short right from Willy.
Parsnips is working Willy over against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Parsnips .
Parsnips lands with a light punch inside.
Parsnips lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #BC#
Parsnips escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Willy misses with a lunging right hand
letting Parsnips counter with a right hand. #ROC#
Willy is rocked!#CL#
Parsnips takes the fight into the clinch.
Parsnips lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Willy backwards.
Parsnips lands a right hand that snaps the head of Willy backwards.
Parsnips has Willy pushed against the cage.
Parsnips avoiding damage.
Parsnips gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Parsnips lands a body shot in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Parsnips presses Willy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T2##BC#
Parsnips 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Willy slips a jab from Parsnips .
Willy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Willy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Philly Willy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD#
Parsnips cracks Willy with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Willy looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Parsnips finish him?
Willy is still on wobbly legs! Can Parsnips finish him?#CL#
Parsnips clinches up against the cage.
Parsnips makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parsnips looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Parsnips lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Parsnips .
Willy seems to have recovered his senses.
Parsnips lands a right hand.
Parsnips lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Willy backwards.
Parsnips has Willy pushed against the cage.#BC2#
Willy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Parsnips takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A swing and a miss from Willy.
Willy moves away from the strike by Parsnips . #T3#
Willy defending well as Parsnips loads up on a big left hand.
Willy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Parsnips connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Willy's hands.
Parsnips throws an overhand right that lands on Willy's shoulder, as Willy tries to avoid the shot.
Willy slips under a jab.#CL#
Parsnips has taken the fight to the clinch.
Parsnips works on Willy's body with a couple of short punches.
Parsnips lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parsnips lands a right hand that snaps the head of Willy backwards.
Parsnips is working Willy over against the cage.
Willy looks winded!
Parsnips lands an uppercut.
Willy is trying to stall.
#KD#
Parsnips drops Willy onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Willy is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parsnips working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Parsnips pushes Willy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Parsnips lands a body shot. #T4##BC#
Parsnips escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Willy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Parsnips .
An attempted straight right counter from Parsnips misses the target.
Parsnips weaves into range and cracks Willy right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Willy goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Parsnips is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Popeye Parsnips !
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Event:
Blood, Sweat, and Beer
Date: Oct 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Tycooner misses the shot to the body.
Tycooner scores with a nice right hand.
Tycooner's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tycooner duly obliges.
Tycooner throws a shot from downtown. Parsnips moves away and avoids it.
Parsnips swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Parsnips lands a body shot.
Parsnips ducks under a wild hook from Tycooner.
Tycooner ducks under a wild hook from Parsnips .
Parsnips moves away from the strike by Tycooner.
Parsnips lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tycooner at a distance.
Parsnips lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tycooner scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#ROC2#
Parsnips is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parsnips throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tycooner misses with a hook
and Parsnips counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tycooner throws a shot from downtown. Parsnips moves away and avoids it.
Parsnips fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycooner manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Tycooner on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Parsnips misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Parsnips misses with an uppercut. Tycooner saw that one coming.
Parsnips keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parsnips 's corner calls for a 1-2. Parsnips obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Parsnips ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycooner moves away.
Parsnips misses with a wild body shot.
Tycooner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Parsnips .
Parsnips cracks a nice hook into Tycooner's ribs.
Tycooner misses with a straight left.
Parsnips slips a jab from Tycooner.
Parsnips throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parsnips is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Tycooner closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Tycooner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tycooner misses with a looping right.
Parsnips scores with a jab to the jaw.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycooner takes a swing at Parsnips 's ribcage but misses.
Tycooner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL#
Parsnips darts in and clinches Tycooner up against the cage.
Tycooner throws a head punch that misses.
Parsnips blocks an uppercut.
Parsnips is struggling to control the position.
Tycooner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parsnips lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tycooner backwards.
Tycooner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parsnips lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tycooner looks winded!
Tycooner keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Parsnips 's efforts to push away.#BC2#
Tycooner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Parsnips digs a good hook to Tycooner's body.
Tycooner is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Parsnips digs a good hook to Tycooner's body.
#T3##KD#
Parsnips sends Tycooner crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Parsnips is motioning to the referee to let Tycooner up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Tycooner is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Prince Tycooner has been cut.
Parsnips scores with a shot to the body.
Tycooner is still on wobbly legs! Can Parsnips finish him?
Tycooner switches off momentarily and Parsnips cracks him with a monster right hand! Tycooner topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Parsnips dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Parsnips !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Popeye Parsnips !
The defeated Prince Tycooner had this to say: 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.
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Event:
Let's Bang 2
Date: Oct 07, 2016 |
#R1#
Parsnips moves out of range as Xyd throws a body kick.
Parsnips throws out a counter right but Xyd avoids it with no problem.
Nice body kick there by Xyd.
Xyd throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Parsnips on the side of the head.
Jab from Parsnips .
Parsnips thuds his right hand into Xyd's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A jab lands there for Xyd.
Xyd throws a right hand that misses
and Parsnips counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Xyd drops Parsnips with a big left hand! Parsnips is injured, injured bad! Xyd jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zyd Xyd!
Zyd Xyd is the new heavyweight champion!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 22, 2016 |
#R1#
Parsnips rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#CL2#
and Doorbell counters by moving into the clinch.
Parsnips trying to control the position but instead, Doorbell has worked for underhooks and has pushed Parsnips into the cage.
Parsnips doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parsnips swings wildly with an uppercut but Doorbell uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parsnips tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doorbell's elbow.
Parsnips misses with a punch on the inside.
Parsnips misses with the head strike.
Doorbell stalls.
Parsnips lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parsnips lands a body punch in the clinch.
Doorbell looks winded!
Parsnips lands with a short shot to the head.
Doorbell's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Parsnips lands a right hand. #BC#
Parsnips breaks from the clinch.
#CL#
Parsnips clinches up with Doorbell and pushes him back against the cage.#T1#
A nice right hand lands inside from Parsnips .
Doorbell prevents a body shot from Parsnips .
Doorbell tries to pull guard but Parsnips forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Parsnips misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parsnips tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doorbell's elbow. #BC#
Parsnips breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Parsnips definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Doorbell gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#CL#
Parsnips fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Doorbell, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Doorbell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parsnips lands with a straight right. Doorbell didn't see that one coming.#CUT#
It looks like King Doorbell has been cut.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Parsnips ! Doorbell is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Popeye Parsnips !
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 20, 2016 |
#R1#
Batman's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Parsnips connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Batman scrambles back to his feet.
Batman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Batman wants to clinch up but Parsnips keeps it at a distance.
Parsnips blocks the body kick.
Parsnips is looking to counter punch.
Batman wants to clinch.
Batman avoids the body shot from Parsnips .
Batman tries to counter with a clinch but Parsnips shakes him off and moves away.
Batman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parsnips was well out of range. Poor timing from Batman.#CL2#
Batman moves into range and clinches up with Parsnips .
Batman working aggressively here.
Parsnips on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Parsnips tries to break the clinch but Batman is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Batman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Batman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Parsnips gets through Batman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parsnips .
Parsnips pushes Batman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parsnips avoids a wild elbow strike from Batman.
Batman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Parsnips lands a body shot in the clinch.
Batman looks winded!#T1#
Parsnips is leaning against Batman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Good body shot from Parsnips .
A short left from Parsnips .
Parsnips pushes Batman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parsnips .
Still in the clinch, Parsnips scores with a nice short uppercut.#ROC#
Batman is rocked!
Parsnips wants to break free but Batman has control.
Batman is still on wobbly legs! Can Parsnips finish him?
Parsnips is working Batman over against the cage.
Parsnips pushes Batman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Batman seems to have recovered his senses.
A short body shot lands from Parsnips as the two fighters clinch.
Parsnips lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Batman backwards.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Batman has eaten all the pies!
Parsnips slowing the pace effectively.
Parsnips definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#KD#
Parsnips drops Batman onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Batman is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A hook to the body from Parsnips .
Parsnips digs a right hand underneath Batman's ribcage. Batman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parsnips takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Parsnips lands a big right hand that drops Batman! The killer instinct kicks in and Parsnips finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Parsnips !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Popeye Parsnips !
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 13, 2016 |
#R1#
Midget throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parsnips throws out a counter right but Midget avoids it with no problem.
Midget tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parsnips was well out of range. Poor timing from Midget.
A telegraphed right hand from Midget misses the target.
Midget walks into a stiff left hand from Parsnips .
Parsnips bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Midget could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Midget. Parsnips does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parsnips takes a swing at Midget's ribcage but misses.
Parsnips misses with a two punch combination.
Parsnips misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Midget.
Parsnips lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parsnips misses with a body shot.
Midget tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parsnips was well out of range. Poor timing from Midget.
Midget bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Midget swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Parsnips ducks under a wild hook from Midget.
Midget misses with a hook
and Parsnips counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Fat Midget has been cut.#T1#
Parsnips drops Midget with a big left hand! Midget is injured, injured bad! Parsnips jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Popeye Parsnips !
The defeated Fat Midget had this to say: 'Rocket up your ass.'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 06, 2016 |
#R1#
Snow takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Snow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parsnips with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Parsnips just misses with a punch to the body.
Snow misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Parsnips fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Snow on the side of the head.
Parsnips works Snow's body with a nice hook.
Snow looks winded!
Snow tries to move into range but Parsnips moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Parsnips fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Snow looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#KD#
Parsnips lands a big uppercut and Snow crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Snow looks OK. Parsnips waves Snow back to his feet!#CUT#
It looks like Brad Snow has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL#
Parsnips clinches up with Snow and pushes him back against the cage.
Parsnips will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Snow up against the cage.
Parsnips pushes Snow back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #T1#
A short right hand to the side of the head by Parsnips .
Parsnips lands a body punch in the clinch.
Parsnips is trying to break the clinch but Snow has him pressed against the cage.
Parsnips lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Snow backwards.
Parsnips lands a hook to the side of the head.
Snow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Parsnips digs a right hand underneath Snow's ribcage. Snow let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC#
Parsnips manages to break the clinch.
Nice uppercut there from Parsnips .#ROC#
Snow is rocked!
Parsnips lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Snow - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Parsnips !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Popeye Parsnips !
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