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Event:
ABW 35 Randleman - Galloway
Date: Jun 22, 2017 |
#R1##TD#
Turso tries to sprawl but Wrestlefuck drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Wrestlefuck definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Turso tries to kick Wrestlefuck off but Wrestlefuck keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Turso manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Turso working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Wrestlefuck doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Wrestlefuck manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Turso is looking to stand up but Wrestlefuck isn't so interested in that idea. #SUB2#
Turso is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Turso has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Wrestlefuck can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T1#
Turso working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck is fighting to break Turso's control of his arms but Turso is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Wrestlefuck preventing the sweep.
Turso has Wrestlefuck pulled in close to control his posture.
Turso is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wrestlefuck is controlling him. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turso tries to clinch up but Wrestlefuck circles away and keeps his distance.#CL2#
Turso moves into the clinch.
Wrestlefuck throws a punch but it's blocked by Turso.
Turso lands a nice shot to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Turso.
Turso lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Turso lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T2#
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turso scores with a shoulder strike.
Turso lands with a right to the head.
Turso blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turso blocking some punches.
Wrestlefuck is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Turso lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turso lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck misses with the head strike.
Turso has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Wrestlefuck seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Turso can turn it around.
Turso scores with a shot to the side of Wrestlefuck's head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Turso.
Turso scores with a hook to the body.
Turso lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wrestlefuck has a couple of punches blocked by Turso.
A short right from Turso. #T3#
Turso misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turso lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wrestlefuck backwards.
Turso lands a body shot.
Wrestlefuck is breathing heavily.
Turso lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wrestlefuck takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Turso.
A short left from Turso.
Turso scores with a shoulder strike.
Wrestlefuck throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Turso.
A nice left hand lands by Turso.
#ROC2#
Wrestlefuck is rocked!
Turso mutters something to Wrestlefuck before pushing him back against the cage. As Wrestlefuck comes back towards him, Turso unloads a hook from the very depths of hell that knocks Wrestlefuck clean out! Oh. My. God. That is some seriously brutal stuff right there! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Iku Turso!
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Event:
ABW Title Tournament SF 1
Date: May 21, 2017 |
#R1#
Korhonen tries to clinch but Wrestlefuck moves out of range.
Korhonen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wrestlefuck swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Korhonen moves to clinch but Wrestlefuck breaks away #TD2#
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wrestlefuck wants to control but Korhonen is keeping him busy.
Wrestlefuck throws a strike but Korhonen avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Wrestlefuck has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Wrestlefuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wrestlefuck is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Wrestlefuck with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Korhonen keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Wrestlefuck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wrestlefuck pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Korhonen is keeping the position for now.
Wrestlefuck trying to control the position from guard on top but Korhonen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Korhonen keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Wrestlefuck throwing strikes from guard but Korhonen blocks nicely.
Wrestlefuck with a nice head shot there.
Korhonen on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Korhonen tries to get out of the position.
Wrestlefuck working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Korhonen's head.
Korhonen knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wrestlefuck on the ground.
Wrestlefuck working some strikes from top position.
Wrestlefuck is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wrestlefuck content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Korhonen keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Korhonen wants to stand up but Wrestlefuck is controlling him.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wrestlefuck working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Wrestlefuck scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Wrestlefuck sitting in guard here, content to control.
Wrestlefuck sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Korhonen's guard.
Korhonen won't allow Wrestlefuck to pass to mount.
Korhonen is trying to stand up here but Wrestlefuck is controlling him well.
Wrestlefuck working Korhonen over with strikes.
Korhonen on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T3#
Wrestlefuck lands with a punch from half guard. #ROC2#
Korhonen is rocked!
Wrestlefuck passes the guard and advances to mount!
Oh Korhonen is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wrestlefuck lands a big elbow - Korhonen is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Korhonen is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Captain Wrestlefuck!
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Event:
Angry Birds War - Round 2
Date: Apr 11, 2017 |
#R1#
Wrestlefuck stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Wrestlefuck wants it to stay on the feet.
Wrestlefuck lands a two punch combo.
Wrestlefuck swinging wildly here.
Eduardo shoots in but no luck this time. #TD#
Wrestlefuck gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Eduardo engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Our spies down at at Tycoon Gym inform us that Wrestlefuck has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#T1#
Eduardo is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Eduardo throws a big right hand that misses.
Eduardo sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Eduardo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Eduardo looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Wrestlefuck tries to kick Eduardo off in order to stand up. Eduardo Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control. #T2#
Wrestlefuck tries to control but Eduardo manages to take his back.
Eduardo is punishing Wrestlefuck with some ground and pound. #SUB#
Wrestlefuck is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Eduardo is landing with strikes from the back.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
#T3#
Wrestlefuck staying busy and making it hard for Eduardo to control.
Eduardo is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Eduardo gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Eduardo gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Eduardo apologises and we restart here on the feet.
Wrestlefuck feints a jab promting Eduardo to slip. Wrestlefuck then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Eduardo slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck cracks a nice hook into Eduardo's ribs.
Eduardo misses with a takedown
and Wrestlefuck counters with a series of strikes. Eduardo will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charles Eduardo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Eduardo tries for a takedown but Wrestlefuck circles away easily
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice uppercut. #T4#
Eduardo tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Wrestlefuck swivels and escapes.
Wrestlefuck unleashes a big counter combination but Eduardo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Wrestlefuck displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Eduardo.
Wrestlefuck unleashes a big counter combination but Eduardo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Eduardo fails with a takedown attempt.
Wrestlefuck lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Eduardo shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wrestlefuck pinned against the ropes. Wrestlefuck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wrestlefuck unleashes a big counter combination but Eduardo bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#TD#
Eduardo bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Eduardo throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eduardo scoring with punches from side control.
Wrestlefuck takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Wrestlefuck really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Eduardo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Wrestlefuck taking a bit of punishment here - Eduardo scoring with strikes. #T1#
Eduardo trying to control the action but Wrestlefuck is working from the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Wrestlefuck struggling a bit here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Eduardo trying to control the action but Wrestlefuck is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Eduardo tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Wrestlefuck tries to buck Eduardo off but Eduardo is having none of it.
Charles Eduardo overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Eduardo happy to just control the position for now.
Eduardo cracks Wrestlefuck with a big right hand but Wrestlefuck just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Eduardo tries to advance to mount but Wrestlefuck denies him.
Eduardo trying to control the action but Wrestlefuck is working from the bottom.
Eduardo throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Eduardo has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T3#
Eduardo is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Wrestlefuck will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Eduardo lands a few punches from side control.
Eduardo is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Wrestlefuck will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Wrestlefuck tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Eduardo presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Eduardo unloading with bombs!#T4#
Eduardo lands a heavy elbow.
Wrestlefuck is trying desperately to improve position.
Eduardo putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Eduardo can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wrestlefuck is looking to escape.
Eduardo postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Wrestlefuck looks a forlorn figure.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Eduardo looking to control and managing it successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charles Eduardo dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Some wild striking there from Wrestlefuck.
Eduardo shoots in for a double leg but Wrestlefuck sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Eduardo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wrestlefuck.
Sloppy strikes from Wrestlefuck. Those never looked like landing.
Eduardo tries to counter with a takedown but Wrestlefuck is quick to defend against it.
Eduardo looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charles Eduardo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Eduardo fails with the takedown.#T1#
Eduardo with a poor takedown
and Wrestlefuck counters with a three punch combo that has Eduardo backing up. Eduardo nods at Wrestlefuck to acknowledge the strikes.
Eduardo fails with the takedown.
Wrestlefuck will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Charles Eduardo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wrestlefuck smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wrestlefuck throws a nice looking combination but Eduardo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#T2##TD#
Eduardo shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Eduardo showed some decent athleticism there.
Wrestlefuck is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Eduardo missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Wrestlefuck is positioning himself well to prevent Eduardo advancing to mount.
Eduardo throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T3#
Wrestlefuck keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Wrestlefuck wants to improve his position but Eduardo is controlling well.
Eduardo tries to pass the half guard into mount. Wrestlefuck knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Eduardo controlling the action here.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Eduardo misses with a takedown attempt
and Wrestlefuck counters with a two punch combo.
Eduardo looks for a takedown but Wrestlefuck sprawls well.
Eduardo has his takedown stuffed
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice uppercut.
Charles Eduardo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eduardo slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.
Captain Wrestlefuck seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Eduardo tries for a takedown but Wrestlefuck circles away easily
letting Wrestlefuck counter with a right hand.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Wrestlefuck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Wrestlefuck has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:28
The fight is ruled a draw!
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Event:
HFC 29 Calypso vs. Neuffer
Date: Dec 14, 2016 |
#R1#
Wrestlefuck avoids the body shot from Rumble.
Rumble misses with a hook.
Rumble with a hook.
Rumble lands a glancing blow to the side of Wrestlefuck's head.#TD2#
Wrestlefuck throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Rumble was covering up waiting for the punch and Wrestlefuck finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rumble seems keen to control Wrestlefuck's posture.
Wrestlefuck loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wrestlefuck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Rumble on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Rumble tries to get out of the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rumble keeping moving, preventing Wrestlefuck from controlling successfully.
Wrestlefuck missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Wrestlefuck connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Wrestlefuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Rumble keeping moving, preventing Wrestlefuck from controlling successfully.
Wrestlefuck must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Wrestlefuck postures up in Rumble's guard and throws a big left but Rumble blocks it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Rumble pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rumble looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rumble is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck throws a lazy uppercut
and Rumble cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wrestlefuck lands a lovely overhand right.
Rumble lands with a straight right. Wrestlefuck didn't see that one coming.
AJ Rumble is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rumble keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Captain Wrestlefuck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rumble lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wrestlefuck lands the left hand.
Wrestlefuck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rumble.
Rumble throws a body punch but Wrestlefuck moves out of range. #T2#
Wrestlefuck misses with a series of wild punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rumble ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wrestlefuck moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Wrestlefuck misses the target.
Rumble throws a shot from downtown. Wrestlefuck moves away and avoids it.
Wrestlefuck scores with a three punch combo!
Rumble throws a jab but it's blocked by Wrestlefuck.
Some wild striking there from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circling - Wrestlefuck throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wrestlefuck takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Rumble lands a really nice looking cross but Wrestlefuck seems unphased.
Wrestlefuck fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rumble manages to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from Rumble misses its target.
Wrestlefuck jabs Rumble to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wrestlefuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rumble was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Rumble is just out of range.
Wrestlefuck throws a poor cross that misses
and Rumble counters with a stiff right hand. #T3#
Rumble just misses with a punch to the body.
Rumble cracks Wrestlefuck with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Rumble throws a body shot but no joy.
Wrestlefuck throws a nice looking combination but Rumble bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rumble swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rumble throws a lazy right hand but Wrestlefuck sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wrestlefuck swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Rumble is just out of range.
Rumble thuds a left hand into Wrestlefuck's body.
Wrestlefuck throws a nice looking combination but Rumble bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rumble fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wrestlefuck falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rumble counters with a left to the body.
Rumble throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wrestlefuck throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rumble.
Wrestlefuck with a jab.
Rumble throws a big shot that misses.
Rumble is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rumble slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.
#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wrestlefuck. Rumble does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rumble swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Rumble changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wrestlefuck looks winded!
Wrestlefuck swings for the body but Rumble moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Rumble.
Rumble moves into range and connects with a jab.
Rumble listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rumble lands with a shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Rumble.
Rumble lands with an uppercut that bounces Wrestlefuck off the cage and back into range.
Rumble swings for the body but Wrestlefuck moves out of range.
Rumble lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rumble connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wrestlefuck's hands.
Rumble connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.#ROC#
Wrestlefuck is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rumble lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Wrestlefuck falls backwards - clearly groggy! Rumble dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). AJ Rumble!
Our winner, AJ Rumble, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
HFC 19 Andenowski vs. Vega
Date: Nov 02, 2016 |
#R1#
Wrestlefuck fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wrestlefuck defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Rollins.
Wrestlefuck digs a good body shot into Rollins's ribs.
Wrestlefuck lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wrestlefuck with a nice cross.
Wrestlefuck misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wrestlefuck leaves Rollins with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Rollins wants to clinch up but Wrestlefuck keeps it at a distance.
Wrestlefuck lands with a nice combination. Rollins backs away looking to recover.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rollins closes the distance but Wrestlefuck moves to the side
and Wrestlefuck counters with a one-two to the body.
Rollins fails with a takedown attempt.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seth Rollins.
Wrestlefuck rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rollins moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rollins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wrestlefuck to score with a decent uppercut.
Rollins drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#CL#
Wrestlefuck closes the distance and clinches.
Wrestlefuck throws a punch but it's blocked by Rollins. #T1#
Wrestlefuck lands with a short shot to the head.
Wrestlefuck makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wrestlefuck scores with a shot to the side of Rollins's head.
Wrestlefuck lands with a light punch inside.
Rollins jumps guard but Wrestlefuck stands there with Rollins around his waist. Rollins gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Rollins backwards. #TD2#
Rollins has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Wrestlefuck uses from the top position.
Rollins being controlled here, momentarily. #T2#
Wrestlefuck lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Wrestlefuck might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wrestlefuck is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Wrestlefuck stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rollins swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wrestlefuck slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T3#
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wrestlefuck has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wrestlefuck scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Rollins moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wrestlefuck lands with a good body shot.
Wrestlefuck lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wrestlefuck misses with a double jab.
#CL#
Rollins tries to keep at a distance but Wrestlefuck has taken the fight into the clinch.
Rollins is trying to pull guard but Wrestlefuck has him pressed against the cage.#T4#
Wrestlefuck lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rollins backwards.
Rollins looks winded!
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Rollins backwards.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wrestlefuck lands an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wrestlefuck pushes Rollins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck swings wildly with an uppercut but Rollins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rollins misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Wrestlefuck connects with a body shot.
Wrestlefuck digs a good body shot into Rollins's ribs.
Rollins slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck cracks Rollins with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wrestlefuck lands with a shot to the body.
Rollins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wrestlefuck to score with a decent uppercut.
Wrestlefuck lands with a cross.
Rollins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rollins moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rollins misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Rollins shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wrestlefuck pinned against the cage. Wrestlefuck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wrestlefuck scores with a nice head shot.
Wrestlefuck is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#T1##TD#
Wrestlefuck scores with a takedown into Rollins's guard.
Wrestlefuck tries to free his leg and advance position but Rollins is retaining full guard.
Wrestlefuck controlling from the top position.
Wrestlefuck tries to free his leg and advance position but Rollins is retaining full guard.
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
Wrestlefuck continues to stall.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Rollins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wrestlefuck to score with a decent uppercut.
Rollins tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Captain Wrestlefuck is winning the standup battle so far.
Rollins shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wrestlefuck pinned against the cage. Wrestlefuck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seth Rollins.
Rollins is breathing heavily.#TD#
Wrestlefuck gets a takedown into half guard.#T3#
Wrestlefuck looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Rollins trying to control here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Rollins is trying to maintain the position but Wrestlefuck is very close to passing his half guard.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wrestlefuck content to control rather than advance.
Rollins is trying to stand back up but Wrestlefuck is controlling him
Wrestlefuck seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wrestlefuck's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wrestlefuck misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rollins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Wrestlefuck tries to avoid it but Rollins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Wrestlefuck to the ground. Wrestlefuck escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Wrestlefuck lands a nice hook to Rollins's body. Rollins takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wrestlefuck connects with a right hand. Rollins shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that second round.
That's time! Wrestlefuck's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3##CL#
Wrestlefuck darts in and clinches Rollins up against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Wrestlefuck scores with a nice short uppercut.
Captain Wrestlefuck has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC2#
Rollins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick by Rollins misses
and Wrestlefuck counters with a straight right hand.
Rollins dives in for a single leg takedown but Wrestlefuck sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A left and a right from Wrestlefuck both land. Nice combination.
Wrestlefuck lands a two punch combo.
#TD#
Wrestlefuck shoots in and gets a takedown into Rollins's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wrestlefuck stays in close to Rollins's body and controls the position.
Rollins keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Wrestlefuck has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Wrestlefuck controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Rollins looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Rollins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Rollins trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Wrestlefuck.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Wrestlefuck lands with a nice combination. Rollins backs away looking to recover.
Rollins walks into a straight right hand from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck tests Rollins's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T2#
Rollins is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wrestlefuck.
Rollins takes one on the button.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wrestlefuck cracks a nice hook into Rollins's ribs.
Wrestlefuck changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wrestlefuck lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wrestlefuck is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rollins can do to turn this around?
Wrestlefuck fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wrestlefuck throws a right hand that Rollins ducks under and follows up with a left that Rollins also avoids with ease.
Rollins takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL#
Wrestlefuck fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rollins, pushing him back against the cage.
A short left from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck pressing his opponent against the cage.
Rollins looking to slow down the pace here.#T3#
Wrestlefuck lands with a left to the head.
A shot in the inside from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rollinss head.
Rollins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wrestlefuck lands with a right to the head.
Wrestlefuck gets through Rollins's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wrestlefuck creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rollins jumps guard but Wrestlefuck turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Wrestlefuck lands an uppercut.#T4#
Wrestlefuck lands a right hand.
Wrestlefuck stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Rollins takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck slowing the pace effectively.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wrestlefuck.
Rollins blocks the elbow strike.
Wrestlefuck lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Wrestlefuck.
Seth Rollins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Captain Wrestlefuck is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#ROC#
Rollins is rocked!
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Wrestlefuck showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wrestlefuck has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:24
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:24
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Captain Wrestlefuck!
Seth Rollins was interviewed post fight and said 'I think it over'.
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Event:
HFC 13 Calypso vs. Money
Date: Oct 12, 2016 |
#R1#
Wrestlefuck rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fang moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fang tries to counter with a takedown but Wrestlefuck is quick to defend against it.
Fang slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.
Fang tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Wrestlefuck manages to circle out of the way.
Fang dodges the punch combination from Wrestlefuck.
Donk. Wrestlefuck catches Fang right on the button with a cross.
Wrestlefuck misses with a series of wild punches.
Wrestlefuck scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Wrestlefuck has Fang up against the cage in a clinch.
Wrestlefuck throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fangs head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck lands a nice uppercut.#T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wrestlefuck.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wrestlefuck.
Fang tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fang tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Wrestlefuck misses with some punches.
Wrestlefuck lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fang backwards.
Wrestlefuck prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Matthew Fang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fang fails to pull guard.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Fang backwards.
Fang blocking some punches.
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fang blocks an uppercut.
#T2#
Fang's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wrestlefuck scores with a shoulder strike.
Wrestlefuck working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fang blocks an uppercut.
Fang looking for a takedown.
The referee calls for Wrestlefuck to work.
Fang wants to take the fight to the mat but Wrestlefuck manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD#
Fang pulls guard.
Wrestlefuck stopping the sweep attempt from Fang.
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T3#
Wrestlefuck lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Wrestlefuck trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Fang wants to sweep but no luck.
Wrestlefuck wants to control from the top but Fang keeps moving.
Fang is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Fang passes the guard and advances to mount! #SUB#
Fang looking to secure an arm triangle but Wrestlefuck defends it well.
Wrestlefuck really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fang. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Fang seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Wrestlefuck is holding on tight.
#T4#
Fang throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Wrestlefuck is desperately trying to improve his position but Fang has a good base and remains in mount.#SUB#
Fang is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Wrestlefuck has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Wrestlefuck blocking the ground and pound.
Wrestlefuck is bucking up trying to escape but Fang cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fang throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Wrestlefuck because Fang loaded up on that one.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wrestlefuck holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Fang tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fang working Wrestlefuck over with strikes here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Fang takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wrestlefuck throws a series of punches but Fang moves out of range.
Wrestlefuck misses with the combination.
Fang appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Wrestlefuck takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice shot lands for Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck misses with a lunging right hand
and Fang counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Wrestlefuck fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck lands a nice shot to the body.
Captain Wrestlefuck seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wrestlefuck lands a two punch combo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wrestlefuck throws a body shot but no joy.
Wrestlefuck cracks a nice hook into Fang's ribs.
Wrestlefuck throws a series of punches but Fang moves out of range. #T1#
Fang takes one to the chin there.
Fang definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wrestlefuck takes a swing at Fang's ribcage but misses.
Wrestlefuck throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wrestlefuck fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wrestlefuck lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wrestlefuck.
A punch combination from Wrestlefuck misses.
Wrestlefuck scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Wrestlefuck misses with a wild body shot.
Wrestlefuck is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fang rather than just go for the knockout.
Wrestlefuck misses with the combination.
Wrestlefuck connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fang. Fang circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Captain Wrestlefuck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wrestlefuck misses with a double jab.
Wrestlefuck has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wrestlefuck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wrestlefuck pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fang back to the cage. Wrestlefuck follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wrestlefuck waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fang.
Fang throws a counter high kick but Wrestlefuck was just alert enough to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Wrestlefuck.
Fang half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Wrestlefuck looks to throw the jab but Fang is out of range.
Wrestlefuck misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fang was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#TD#
Fang gets a takedown into half guard.
Fang seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Wrestlefuck is breathing heavily.
Fang trying to control from half guard but Wrestlefuck is working away. #T3#
Fang has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Fang trying to control but Wrestlefuck is having none of it.
Fang misses with a head shot.
Fang looking to control but Wrestlefuck is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Fang misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
#T4#
Fang landing shots from mount.
Fang looking to control but Wrestlefuck is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SUB#
Fang is working for a guillotine from mount but Wrestlefuck frees his head quite easily.
Fang punishing his opponent with strikes.
Fang thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Fang thowing shots but they're missing.
Wrestlefuck avoids a series of strikes thrown by Fang.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Fang on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wrestlefuck swings for the body but Fang moves out of range.
It looked like Fang was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck tries to bum rush Fang with a series of wild strikes but Fang uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wrestlefuck scores with a nice right hand.
Fang defending well as Wrestlefuck loads up on a big left hand.
Fang gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wrestlefuck swinging wildly here.
Wrestlefuck with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fang. Fang circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fang dodges the punch combination from Wrestlefuck.
Fang throws a quick counter head kick but Wrestlefuck was just out of range.#T1#
Fang slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.
Fang throws a counter high kick but Wrestlefuck was just alert enough to avoid it.
Wrestlefuck avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fang fails with the takedown.
Wrestlefuck dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fang ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fang is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wrestlefuck.
Fang takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fang fails with a takedown attempt.
Wrestlefuck throws a series of punches but Fang avoids them all with ease.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wrestlefuck throws a series of punches but Fang moves out of range.
Fang half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Matthew Fang is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wrestlefuck misses with a double jab.
Wrestlefuck takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jab, jab by Wrestlefuck - just one landing.
Fang shoots in and drives through. Wrestlefuck sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Matthew Fang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fang slips under a jab from Wrestlefuck.
Fang feinted with a counter takedown.
A big right from Wrestlefuck misses.
Fang shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Wrestlefuck defends it nicely.
Wrestlefuck fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wrestlefuck swings for the body but Fang moves out of range.
Wrestlefuck bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fang's head backwards.#T3#
Wrestlefuck connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fang. Fang circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wrestlefuck throws a combination. Fang tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Wrestlefuck cracks Fang with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wrestlefuck throws a jab when Fang was well out of range.
Fang drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wrestlefuck sprawls and moves away.
Wrestlefuck cracks Fang with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#TD2#
Wrestlefuck gets a double leg takedown into Fang's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fang is trying to control the position but Wrestlefuck postures up.
Wrestlefuck trying to control the position from guard on top but Fang is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fang pulls Wrestlefuck in close to his closed guard and prevents Wrestlefuck from doing any damage or advancing position.
Matthew Fang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wrestlefuck preventing the sweep. #T4##SUB#
Wrestlefuck is sitting in close to Fang's body. Fang has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Wrestlefuck is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Wrestlefuck is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Fang.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Matthew Fang!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 28, 2016 |
#R1#
Wrestlefuck slips under a jab.
Wrestlefuck went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Wrestlefuck on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Habana throws out a loose jab but Wrestlefuck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Habana throws a predictable looking body shot
and Wrestlefuck counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Habana misses with a wild body shot.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Temba Habana seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for Habana.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Habana uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big left from Habana misses.
Wrestlefuck was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T1#
Habana pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wrestlefuck was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Temba Habana is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wrestlefuck comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wrestlefuck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Habana. Wrestlefuck does a little dance to reset his feet.
Habana throws a big shot that misses.
Wrestlefuck throws a body shot but no joy.
A jab from Habana finds it's way through Wrestlefuck's defenses.
Habana connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Habana loads up on a big right hand but Wrestlefuck slips the punch.
Wrestlefuck feinted with a counter takedown.#T2#
Habana swings widly with a right hand
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Habana thinking.
Habana jabs Wrestlefuck right on the nose. Wrestlefuck blinks but takes it well.
Wrestlefuck walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Habana lands a head shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Habana thows a left - swing and a miss!
Habana throws out a loose jab but Wrestlefuck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wrestlefuck seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Habana feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wrestlefucks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Habana takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T3#
Wrestlefuck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Habana looks to land a right hand but Wrestlefuck moved out of range.
Wrestlefuck closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Habana throws a body shot but no joy.
Habana tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wrestlefuck was well out of range. Poor timing from Habana.
Habana misses with a hook
and Wrestlefuck counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wrestlefuck ducks under a wild hook from Habana.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter punch.
Habana throws a right hand that misses
and Wrestlefuck connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
Wrestlefuck staying out of range there.
A punch lands to the side of Habana 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Habana misses with an uppercut.
Habana's corner calls for a 1-2. Habana obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Habana lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Habana misses with an uppercut. Wrestlefuck saw that one coming.
As Habana looks to move away, Wrestlefuck throws a big counter combo but Habana just gets out of the way.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Habana is just out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Habana tests Wrestlefuck's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Temba Habana dominated that round.
That's time! Wrestlefuck's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Habana lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Habana jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little feinted left hand from Wrestlefuck on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Habana should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Habana swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wrestlefuck appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Habana missing with a left hand there. Wrestlefuck was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wrestlefuck throwing a counter right hand but Habana manages to avoid it.
Habana misses with a hook to the body
and Wrestlefuck counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Habana rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD#
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Wrestlefuck stays in close to Habana's body and controls the position.
Habana is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wrestlefuck is controlling him. #T1#
Habana thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Habana has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Habana wants to stand but Wrestlefuck is controlling the position.
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Habana is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Habana has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Habana wants to get back to his feet but Wrestlefuck is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Habana looking to control.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Habana bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Wrestlefuck's guard. #REVB#
Habana stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wrestlefuck swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wrestlefuck wants to sweep here but Habana controlling him for the moment. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wrestlefuck trying to control the position here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Habana wants to control from the top but Wrestlefuck keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Habana postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Habana throwing strikes but missing.
Habana trying to control the position from guard on top but Wrestlefuck is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Habana postures up and lands a big shot to Wrestlefuck's brow.
Habana trying to control but Wrestlefuck is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wrestlefuck ducks under a wild hook from Habana.
Habana throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wrestlefuck on the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wrestlefuck was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Habana scores with a jab to the jaw.
Habana getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Good shot there by Habana.#T4#
Wrestlefuck defending well as Habana loads up on a big left hand.
A counter left hand to the body from Wrestlefuck misses its target.
Habana lands a nice hook to Wrestlefuck's body. Wrestlefuck takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wrestlefuck takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Wrestlefuck is looking to wear down Habana with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Wrestlefuck uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Habana.
Wrestlefuck was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The crowd cheers as Habana lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wrestlefuck doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Habana thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Wrestlefuck was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Habana misses with a looping right.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter punch.
Habana cracks Wrestlefuck with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Temba Habana showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Habana throws an off balance right hand
and Wrestlefuck counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fighters circling - Habana throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Habana lands a nice shot that snaps Wrestlefuck's head back.
Wrestlefuck takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Habana misses with a right hand
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab.
Jab, jab by Habana - just one landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Habana works Wrestlefuck's body with a nice hook.
Habana misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wrestlefuck.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Habana lands with a right hand.
Habana scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Habana just misses with a punch to the body.
Habana throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wrestlefuck throwing a counter right hand but Habana manages to avoid it.
Habana misses with a right hand
and Wrestlefuck counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Habana avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wrestlefuck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Habana.
As Habana looks to move away, Wrestlefuck throws a big counter combo but Habana just gets out of the way.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Habana in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Habana looks to land a right hand but Wrestlefuck moved out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Wrestlefuck misses its target.#T2#
Habana misses with a wild body shot.
Habana throws a shot from downtown. Wrestlefuck moves away and avoids it.
Wrestlefuck uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Habana.
Habana scores with a body shot.
Wrestlefuck connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Habana takes a swing at Wrestlefuck's ribcage but misses.
Temba Habana seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Habana throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Habana fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wrestlefuck manages to avoid it.#T3#
Nice shot lands for Habana.
Habana looks to score with a jab to the body but Wrestlefuck is just out of range.
Habana throws the left hand but Wrestlefuck avoids the punch easily.
Wrestlefuck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Habana jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wrestlefuck lands a head shot.
Habana cracks Wrestlefuck with a good jab.
Habana lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#T4#
Habana misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Wrestlefuck was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Habana.
Wrestlefuck throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Habana lands a glancing blow to the side of Wrestlefuck's head.
Habana throws a right hand that misses
and Wrestlefuck counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice uppercut there from Habana.
Habana throws a lazy uppercut
and Wrestlefuck cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wrestlefuck throws a body shot but no joy.
And that's the end of the fight!
Temba Habana comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Habana winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Temba Habana!
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Event:
AFE 2: First Blood
Date: Sep 24, 2016 |
#R1#
Rockrun throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wrestlefuck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rockrun misses with a combination
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab.
Rockrun lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wrestlefuck circles away quickly and effectively.
Wrestlefuck was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rockrun throws a right and a left that Wrestlefuck avoids nicely.
A lazy left from Wrestlefuck finds it's target.
Rockrun misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Wrestlefuck swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rockrun. #T1#
Wrestlefuck showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rockrun.
A slow jab from Rockrun misses its intended target.
Rockrun shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wrestlefuck as he jumps to the side.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beast Rockrun.
Rockrun lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Rockrun.
Rockrun looks to clinch
and Wrestlefuck cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wrestlefuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rockrun was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrestlefuck.#T2#
A jab from Wrestlefuck does it's job there.
Rockrun throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wrestlefuck lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rockrun at a distance.
Wrestlefuck works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wrestlefuck takes a swing at Rockrun's ribcage but misses.
Rockrun shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Wrestlefuck but Wrestlefuck pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Rockrun looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rockrun lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
#T3#
Wrestlefuck misses the shot to the body.
Rockrun throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wrestlefuck counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rockrun is looking to clinch.
Rockrun misses with a hook.
A counter left hand to the body from Wrestlefuck misses its target.
Rockrun doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wrestlefuck counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rockrun fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Rockrun avoids the body shot from Wrestlefuck.
Rockrun now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T4#
Wrestlefuck cracks Rockrun with a good jab.
Rockrun throws a poor cross that misses
and Wrestlefuck makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Wrestlefuck works Rockrun's body with a nice hook.
Rockrun tries for a takedown but Wrestlefuck circles away easily
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#
It looks like Beast Rockrun has been cut.
Rockrun with a lazy takedown attempt
and Wrestlefuck counters with a left to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wrestlefuck lands with a straight right. Rockrun didn't see that one coming.
Rockrun takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Beast Rockrun's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Wrestlefuck stuns Rockrun with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Beast Rockrun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Rockrun misses.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wrestlefuck pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rockrun back to the cage. Wrestlefuck follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wrestlefuck lands with an overhand left.
Rockrun tries for a takedown but Wrestlefuck circles away easily
enabling Wrestlefuck to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestlefuck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rockrun.
Wrestlefuck darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rockrun is breathing heavily.
Rockrun pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T1#
Wrestlefuck staying out of range there.
Wrestlefuck throwing a counter right hand but Rockrun manages to avoid it.
Wrestlefuck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rockrun might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Wrestlefuck has got the better of the exchanges.
Wrestlefuck jabs Rockrun to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wrestlefuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rockrun was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrestlefuck.
Rockrun gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Wrestlefuck counter with a right hand.
Wrestlefuck steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rockrun.
No luck for Rockrun with that takedown attempt.
Wrestlefuck swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beast Rockrun.#T2#
Rockrun fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wrestlefuck is looking to counter punch.
Rockrun doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wrestlefuck counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wrestlefuck uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rockrun has time to react.
Wrestlefuck ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wrestlefuck throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rockrun stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#KD#
Wrestlefuck drops Rockrun with a beautiful combination! Rockrun stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Wrestlefuck is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Rockrun is rocked!#T3#
Wrestlefuck is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Wrestlefuck shuts the power down on Rockrun. Lights out, game over! Wrestlefuck is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Captain Wrestlefuck!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 11, 2016 |
#R1#
A low kick from Earle is predictable there
and Wrestlefuck counters with a series of strikes. Earle will be more careful next time no doubt.
Earle misses with a leg kick #TD#
and Wrestlefuck counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wrestlefuck tries to pass the half guard into mount. Earle knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Earle has hold of Wrestlefuck's hands but Wrestlefuck slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Wrestlefuck not doing much here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wrestlefuck has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Ground and pound from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck working Earle over with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Wrestlefuck lands a nice short elbow.
Wrestlefuck lands with a punch from half guard.
Earle trying to control here.
Wrestlefuck lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T1#
Wrestlefuck performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Wrestlefuck scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Wrestlefuck lands strikes from half guard.#ROC#
Earle is rocked!
Earle taking some punishment here, with Wrestlefuck in his half guard.
Earle is still in real trouble! Can Wrestlefuck finish him?
Wrestlefuck trying to mount his opponent but Earle defends it.
Wrestlefuck works his way into side control.
Wrestlefuck creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Wrestlefuck scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Earle is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Wrestlefuck can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Captain Wrestlefuck!
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