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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 01, 2016 |
#R1#
Caffey throws a poor cross that misses
and Tycooner counters with a nice uppercut.
Tycooner lands a nice shot that snaps Caffey's head back.
Tycooner lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Caffey circles away quickly and effectively.
Caffey drops his hands momentarily and Tycooner takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #KD2#
Caffey lands a big uppercut and Tycooner crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Tycooner looks OK. Caffey waves Tycooner back to his feet!#ROC2#
Tycooner is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Prince Tycooner has been cut.
Tycooner looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caffey throws a right hand that misses
and Tycooner counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Caffey thinking.
Oh Tycooner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tycooner misses with an uppercut
and Caffey counters with a right hand from hell and Tycooner is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dave Caffey!
Dave Caffey took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Oblivion Inc. for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Prince Tycooner was interviewed post fight and said 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.
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Event:
Show Money
Date: Nov 26, 2016 |
#R1#
Tycooner misses the shot to the body.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycooner tries to bum rush Lawler with a series of wild strikes but Lawler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Tycooner but Tycooner pushes him off and we're back to square one.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lawler.
Tycooner was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Lawler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A little feinted left hand from Tycooner on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Prince Tycooner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Tycooner throws an overhand right that lands on Lawler's shoulder, as Lawler tries to avoid the shot.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Tycooner sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler goes for a double leg but Tycooner avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Tycooner continues to drive forward.
Tycooner punishes Lawler's body with a nice straight punch.
Tycooner lands a head shot.
Tycooner jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
#T1#
Some wild striking there from Tycooner.
A cross from Tycooner lands.
Tycooner throws a looping overhand right but Lawler ducks down to avoid it.
Tycooner looks to throw the jab but Lawler is out of range.
Tycooner connects with a combination that backs up Lawler into the cage. Tycooner lands a flurry of punches that gets past Lawler's guard. Lawler is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Tycooner bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Prince Tycooner!
Prince Tycooner looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'What is it that weird dude at the bar says?
o Smile pretty for taco! that guy is funny as hell somebody get this dude a big stiffy'.
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Event:
Typhoon
Date: Nov 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Blanxart fails to land the takedown.
Blanxart is trying hard to land a takedown here. Tycooner sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Blanxart shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Tycooner to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Pau Blanxart has been cut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pau Blanxart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tycooner lands a body shot.
Tycooner stalks Blanxart and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Blanxart's face. Blanxart staggers backwards, shaken.
Tycooner lunges at Blanxart with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Blanxart's hand.
Tycooner scores with a body shot.
Blanxart doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Tycooner counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #ROC2#
Blanxart is rocked!#CUT2#
Pau Blanxart's cut is getting worse.
Blanxart is breathing heavily.
Tycooner lands with a nice body punch.
Tycooner is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Blanxart leaves his chin hanging out and Tycooner seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Blanxart crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Prince Tycooner!
Prince Tycooner made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'What is it that weird dude at the bar says?
o Smile pretty for taco! that guy is funny as hell somebody get this dude a big stiffy'.
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Event:
The Big League
Date: Oct 26, 2016 |
#R1#
Stiffy darts in looking for a takedown but Tycooner gets double underhooks and turns Stiffy into the cage.
It seemed like Tycooner was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stiffy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tycooner's waist but Tycooner gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stiffy off to one side.
Stiffy shoots in looking for a takedown but Tycooner manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Stiffy's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Taco Stiffy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stiffy has his takedown stuffed
and Tycooner connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tycooner has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Stiffy is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Tycooner lands a really nice looking cross but Stiffy seems unphased.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stiffy is defended easily by Tycooner.
Tycooner let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Tycooner scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Stiffy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycooner throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stiffy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stiffy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Stiffy closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Tycooner to the mat! Tycooner manages to get full guard.
Stiffy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T1##SUB#
Stiffy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tycooner has his hands on Stiffy's head, controlling the position.
Tycooner has momentary wrist control but Stiffy slips an elbow through the middle.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Tycooner is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Stiffy drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stiffy jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stiffy lands a couple of digs.
Tycooner looks winded!#T2#
Stiffy is stalling in the full guard.
Stiffy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stiffy seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Tycooner for as long as he can get away with.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Tycooner can do anything to dispel that myth.
Tycooner is trying to keep Stiffy in close.
#SUB#
Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Tycooner screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.
The defeated Prince Tycooner had this to say: 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.
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Event:
Blood, Sweat, and Beer
Date: Oct 19, 2016 |
#R1#
Tycooner misses the shot to the body.
Tycooner scores with a nice right hand.
Tycooner's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tycooner duly obliges.
Tycooner throws a shot from downtown. Parsnips moves away and avoids it.
Parsnips swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Parsnips lands a body shot.
Parsnips ducks under a wild hook from Tycooner.
Tycooner ducks under a wild hook from Parsnips .
Parsnips moves away from the strike by Tycooner.
Parsnips lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tycooner at a distance.
Parsnips lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Tycooner scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#ROC2#
Parsnips is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parsnips throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tycooner misses with a hook
and Parsnips counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tycooner throws a shot from downtown. Parsnips moves away and avoids it.
Parsnips fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycooner manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Tycooner on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Parsnips misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Parsnips misses with an uppercut. Tycooner saw that one coming.
Parsnips keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parsnips 's corner calls for a 1-2. Parsnips obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Parsnips ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycooner moves away.
Parsnips misses with a wild body shot.
Tycooner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Parsnips .
Parsnips cracks a nice hook into Tycooner's ribs.
Tycooner misses with a straight left.
Parsnips slips a jab from Tycooner.
Parsnips throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parsnips is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Tycooner closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Tycooner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tycooner misses with a looping right.
Parsnips scores with a jab to the jaw.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycooner takes a swing at Parsnips 's ribcage but misses.
Tycooner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL#
Parsnips darts in and clinches Tycooner up against the cage.
Tycooner throws a head punch that misses.
Parsnips blocks an uppercut.
Parsnips is struggling to control the position.
Tycooner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parsnips lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tycooner backwards.
Tycooner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parsnips lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tycooner looks winded!
Tycooner keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Parsnips 's efforts to push away.#BC2#
Tycooner breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Parsnips digs a good hook to Tycooner's body.
Tycooner is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Parsnips digs a good hook to Tycooner's body.
#T3##KD#
Parsnips sends Tycooner crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Parsnips is motioning to the referee to let Tycooner up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#
Tycooner is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Prince Tycooner has been cut.
Parsnips scores with a shot to the body.
Tycooner is still on wobbly legs! Can Parsnips finish him?
Tycooner switches off momentarily and Parsnips cracks him with a monster right hand! Tycooner topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Parsnips dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Parsnips !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Popeye Parsnips !
The defeated Prince Tycooner had this to say: 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.
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Event:
Let's Bang 2
Date: Oct 07, 2016 |
#R1#
Cross misses with a takedown attempt
and Tycooner counters with a right hand to the body.
Cross misses with a takedown attempt
and Cross takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#
It looks like Junior Cross has been cut.
A shot to the liver by Tycooner. Beautiful body shot.
Tycooner stuns Cross with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cross has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cross there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cross shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tycooner as he jumps to the side.
A nice side step and Tycooner releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Junior Cross. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cross is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Tycooner.
Tycooner digs a good hook to Cross's body.
Cross is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycooner connects with a body shot that sends Cross's belly button to the back.
Tycooner plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Cross swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Cross face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Prince Tycooner!
In his post fight interview, Prince Tycooner gave a big smile as he said 'What is it that weird dude at the bar says?
o Smile pretty for taco! that guy is funny as hell somebody get this dude a big stiffy'.
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Event:
Rev Island Lets Bang 1
Date: Sep 23, 2016 |
#R1#
Rosario jabs Tycooner right on the nose. Tycooner blinks but takes it well.
Rosario lands a high kick!
#CUT#
It looks like Prince Tycooner has been cut.
Rosario tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tycooner looks to throw the jab but Rosario is out of range.
Tycooner bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rosario's head backwards.
Rosario looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Prince Tycooner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rosario connects with a leg kick. Tycooner looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rosario misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tycooner is looking for the big counter here.
Rosario uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tycooner.
Rosario misses with a lunging right hand
and Tycooner counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rosario lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tycooner avoids the head kick by Rosario.
Rosario seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Rosario tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Tycooner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Tycooner misses.
Rosario fires out a quick counter leg kick but Tycooner just manages to avoid it.
Rosario dodges the punch combination from Tycooner.
#T1#
Tycooner lands a nice hook to Rosario's body. Rosario takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rosario lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Tycooner fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rosario manages to avoid it.
Rosario lands a head kick. Tycooner smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Tycooner misses the jab.
Tycooner throws a jab but it's blocked by Rosario.
Rosario was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tycooner throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Rosario to counter with a crisp jab.
Rosario lands with an overhand left.
Tycooner throws a nice looking combination but Rosario bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rosario tries to move into range but Tycooner moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Tycooner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tycooner thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rosario fakes the leg kick and cracks Tycooner in the body. #T2#
Rosario fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tycooner throws a body shot but no joy. #CL#
Rosario rushes Tycooner and presses him up against the cage.
Rosario tries a body shot but Tycooner blocks it.
Rosario misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tycooner tries to break the clinch but Rosario is controlling the position.
Tycooner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tycooner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tycooner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tycooner prevents a body shot from Rosario.
Rosario prevents a body shot from Tycooner.
Rosario lands with a light punch inside.
Rosario just leaning against Tycooner, taking a breather.
Rosario has Tycooner pressed against the cage, preventing Tycooner from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rosario comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Tycooner misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Rosario digs a right hand underneath Tycooner's ribcage. Tycooner let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tycooner looks winded!
Rosario creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tycooner's defenses.
Rosario throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Rosario misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Rosario fails to land.
Tycooner is trying to break free.
We've been informed that Tycooner has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Rosario lands a nice elbow.
Tycooner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rosario goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rosario misses with a punch to the body.
Tycooner tries to throw a body punch but Rosario avoids it by throwing Tycooner back against the cage.
Rosario lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Rosario misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rosario effectively controlling the action here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rosario creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rosario can't find room to land a body shot as Tycooner controls the action.
#T4#
Rosario is pushing Tycooner up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Rosario lands a damaging elbow.
Tycooner is trying to push Rosario away but Rosario has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tycooner can't find room to land a body shot as Rosario controls the action.
Rosario lands a nice elbow.
Rosario is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Rosario throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Rosario stalling against the cage.
Rosario lands an elbow inside that Tycooner shrugs off. #CUT#
That has opened up Prince Tycooner's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tycooner throws a punch but it's blocked by Rosario.
Rosario takes a shot to the head.
Tycooner tries to circle away but Rosario has him pinned against the cage.#BC2#
Tycooner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tommy Rosario dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Prince Tycooner's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Rosario avoids the body shot from Tycooner.
Rosario throws a head kick that misses.
Tycooner misses with a lunging right hand
and Rosario counters with a body kick that stops Tycooner in his tracks momentarily.
Rosario lands a head kick. Tycooner smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Tycooner steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Rosario. That one must have hurt.
Tycooner throws a combination that misses
and Rosario makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#CL#
Rosario gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Rosario misses with the head strike.
Rosario lands with a left to the head.
Rosario gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Rosario is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tycooner can do to turn this around?
A short left from Rosario.
Rosario lands a damaging elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rosario tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rosario pushes Tycooner back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tycooner is breathing heavily.
Rosario lands an elbow that stopped Tycooner in his tracks for a moment. #ROC#
Tycooner is rocked!
Rosario lands an elbow inside that Tycooner shrugs off.
Tycooner is still on wobbly legs! Can Rosario finish him?#T1#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Rosario.
Rosario dips a shoulder and cracks Tycooner with a mighty uppercut! Tycooner falls back against the cage and Rosario unloads with a barrage of strikes! Tycooner is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Rosario screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Rosario!
In his post fight interview, Tommy Rosario gave a big smile as he said 'You might be the prince, but I am the king, bitch!'.
Prince Tycooner was interviewed post fight and said 'Time for a taco and a big Stiffy !'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 12, 2016 |
#R1#
Tycooner jabs at Reem's body.
Nice shot lands for Tycooner.
Reem tries to clinch
and Tycooner counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tycooner scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A jab from Tycooner does it's job there.
Reem doesn't manage to clinch there - Tycooner circles away.
Tycooner swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tycooner connects with a right hand. Reem shakes it off.
Reem throws a head kick that misses.
Reem is looking to clinch but Tycooner is avoiding it.
Reem takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tycooner swats away the attempt to clinch by Reem.
As Reem looks to move away, Tycooner throws a big counter combo but Reem just gets out of the way.
Danga de danga de dang - Tycooner scores with a four punch combination!
Tycooner scores with a decent looking hook.
Reem moves to clinch but Tycooner breaks away #KD#
and Tycooner counters with a crisp one two that drops Reem! Tycooner thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Reem to his feet! Reem is in big trouble!#KD#
Tycooner drops Reem with a beautiful combination! Reem stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Tycooner is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Reem is rocked!#KD#
Tycooner cracks Reem with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Tycooner has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Reem to stand back up!
Reem is still on wobbly legs! Can Tycooner finish him?
Tycooner throws an uppercut from hell that sends Reem clean off his feet! He's out cold! Tycooner stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Prince Tycooner!
Prince Tycooner seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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