Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Island heat
Date: Mar 25, 2017

#R1#
Cake tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lawler keeps the fight on the outside.#TD#
Lawler gets a double leg takedown into Cake's guard.
Cake throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Lawler trying to control but Cake is working from the bottom.
Lawler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Cake keeping full guard, as Lawler tries to pass.
Lawler wants to control from the top but Cake keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cake can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lawler controls the pace.
Lawler pushes down on Cake's leg and manages to get into half guard.#T1#
Cake trying to hold on to Lawler's head to control him but Lawler postures up.
Lawler trying to control the pace.
Cake looks like he's trying to stand up.
Lawler is trying to control. Cake wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Lawler is trying to work for a kimura but Cake is defending well.
Lawler works his foot free and advances to mount.
Lawler looking to control and managing it successfully. #T2#
Lawler wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Lawler controlling his opponent.
Cake wants to control but Lawler is having none of it.
Lawler could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cake keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #SUB#
Lawler goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Cake is on top in guard.
Lawler wants to stand and escape but Cake is having none of it. #T3#
Cake wants to stand and escape but instead Lawler has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR#
Lawler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cake being controlled here, momentarily.
Lawler wants to pass the guard but Cake is keeping the position.
Cake has control of Lawler's left arm, preventing Lawler from doing any damage.
Lawler controlling from the top position. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cake keeping full guard, as Lawler tries to pass.
Lawler being controlled here momentarily.
Cake keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Lawler dominated that round.
That's time! Lawler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##TD#
Lawler shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES2#
Cake has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Lawler is on him like a limpet, forcing Cake back against the cage.
Cake wants to stall. #TD2#
Cake jumps guard.
Cake keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully.
Lawler controlling from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cake keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully. #T1#
Cake trying to control the position.
Cake keeping full guard, as Lawler tries to pass.
Lawler controlling from the top position.
Lawler passes into half guard.
Lawler seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Cake makes his way to full guard, as Lawler worked for a kimura.
Lawler wants to pass the guard but Cake is keeping the position.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Lawler wants to control from the top but Cake keeps moving.
Lawler advances to half guard.
Lawler is trying to control. Cake wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lawler wants to free his trapped foot but Cake is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Lawler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Cake does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Lawler uses his free foot to push down on Cake's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Cake. #SUB#
Lawler looking for a guillotine from mount but Cake is having none of it.
Lawler wants to control the pace but Cake is squirming around nicely. #T3##SUB#
Lawler jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Cake manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Lawler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cake can do to turn this around?
Lawler in the domination position with Cake hanging on.
Lawler wants to control but Cake is keeping him busy.
Lawler looking to control but instead Cake has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Lawler stalling.
Lawler is looking to take a break and control but Cake is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The fighters are battling for position here. Cake manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Lawler avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Cake can't keep his opponent in guard - Lawler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB#
Lawler is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cake doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Lawler.
Cake is looking to improve his position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lawler has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jerry Lawler will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Cake looks to land a combination but Lawler avoids it well.
Cake throws a low kick but Lawler moves out of range easily.
Cake thows a left - swing and a miss! #TD#
Lawler shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Cake manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Lawler trying to control the position from guard on top but Cake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lawler wants to pass the guard but Cake is keeping the position.
Cake is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cake throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Lawler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #T1##REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cake throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lawler tries to counter with a takedown but Cake is quick to defend against it.#TD#
Lawler scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Lawler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cake knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Cake wants to control but Lawler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lawler seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Lawler is pressing down on Cake's thigh, looking to free his foot. Cake is holding on for now. #T2#
Lawler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Cake does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Lawler trying to mount his opponent but Cake defends it.
Lawler moves into full mount! Cake won't be happy about that!
Cake is squirming around, avoiding Lawler's attempts to control the action.
Cake is in all sorts of trouble here.
Lawler pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish. #SUB#
Lawler looking to secure an arm triangle but Cake defends it well.
Lawler content just to control the position here. #T3#
Lawler trying to control but Cake is having none of it.
Lawler is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Cake is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Lawler looking to take Cake's back but Cake rolls and after a scramble, Cake ends up on top in guard. Nice escape there from Cake to escape a tricky position. #ES#
Lawler manages to escape and get back to his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lawler is defended easily by Cake.#T4#
Cake lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lawler takes a step back to recover.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#CL2#
Cake closes the distance and pushes Lawler back into the cage.#TD#
Lawler pulls guard effortlessly.
Cake looking to pass the guard.
Jake Cake has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lawler looking to control but Cake passes into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Lawler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jerry Lawler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lawler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerry Lawler!
Jerry Lawler got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 14, 2017

#R1#
Wood closes this distance looking for a takedown but Lawler circles away.
Lawler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Wood's corner calls for a 1-2. Wood obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #TD2#
Lawler gets the takedown into side control.
Lawler is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Wood's shoulder. That is not cool.
Wood tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Lawler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lawler tries to move into full mount but can't pass Wood's legs.
Wood gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Lawler tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Wood is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Lawler has taken his back. #T1#
I really don't envy Wood right now. #SUB2#
Lawler is working for a rear naked choke. Wood is not defending it well and Lawler has tightened it up quickly! This could be all over! Wood refuses to tap and goes to sleep, forcing the referee to intervene. A little trickle of blood came out of Wood's nose as his head slumped to the floor. That is naaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jerry Lawler!
A pretty intense looking Jerry Lawler took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.

Event: Bloody Bloody Island
Date: Mar 01, 2017

#R1##TD#
Lawler gets the takedown into side control.
Blanxart prevents Lawler from improving position.
Lawler wants to control but Blanxart is keeping him busy.
Blanxart tries to bench press Lawler off him but Lawler keeps the position. #SUB#
Lawler is trying to get an arm triangle but Blanxart is defending well. #SUB#
Lawler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Blanxart is trying to get back to half guard.
Lawler will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Lawler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Blanxart tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T1#
Lawler trying to control the action but Blanxart is working from the bottom.
Blanxart tries to improve position but can't.
Lawler tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Lawler just content to control the position.
Blanxart is not content to let Lawler control the position. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lawler looking to control but instead Blanxart has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Lawler is trying to control. Blanxart wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lawler trying to control from Blanxart's half guard. Blanxart has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Blanxart keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully. #T3#
Blanxart looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lawler is one step ahead there.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Blanxart keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD#
Lawler closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Blanxart quickly recovers to half guard.
Lawler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Blanxart keeps working.
Lawler is controlling the pace.
Blanxart is looking for a sweep. Lawler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lawler wants to free his trapped foot but Blanxart is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T4#
Lawler is trying to control. Blanxart wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lawler prevents Blanxart from improving his position.
Blanxart is pressing down on Lawler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Lawler trying to control but Blanxart is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lawler advances to half guard.
Lawler wants to take a breather but Blanxart is having none of it.
Lawler passes to side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Lawler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Blanxart closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Lawler to the mat! Lawler manages to get full guard.
Blanxart postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Lawler keeping busy, throwing shots from the bottom.
Blanxart trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lawler could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Blanxart works over Lawler with some ground and pound from guard.
Blanxart lands a couple of digs.#SUB#
Lawler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Lawler is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Blanxart is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler is trying to keep Blanxart in close. #SUB#
Lawler is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Blanxart defends well.
Lawler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Blanxart can do to turn this around?#T1#
Blanxart working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Blanxart works over Lawler with some ground and pound from guard.
Blanxart pushing down on Lawler's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Blanxart wants to pass to mount but Lawler is defending the position.
Blanxart working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lawler is trying to maintain the position but Blanxart is very close to passing his half guard.
Blanxart lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Lawler quite badly. Lawler pulls Blanxart in close trying to recover. Blanxart postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Lawler on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Lawler doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pau Blanxart!

Event: Red Hot
Date: Feb 18, 2017

#R1#
Nice takedown defense from Saltsage. No joy for Lawler on that attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from Saltsage misses the target.
Lawler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Saltsage's waist but Saltsage gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lawler off to one side.
Lawler keeps the fight on the outside.
Lawler changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
No luck for Saltsage with that takedown attempt.
Lawler takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Saltsage displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lawler.
Gjalund Saltsage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler shoots in but no luck this time.
Lawler darts in looking for a takedown but Saltsage gets double underhooks and turns Lawler into the cage. #TD2#
Lawler closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Saltsage did well to prevent Lawler getting side control.
Lawler works his foot free and advances to mount.
Lawler prevents Saltsage from getting the reversal.
Lawler looking to control but Saltsage is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T1#
Saltsage is desperately trying to improve his position but Lawler has a good base and remains in mount.
Lawler moves to the back.
Lawler is hanging on to Saltsage's back as he tries to escape.
Lawler struggling to keep hold of the position. #SUB2#
Lawler has managed to slip his arm under Saltsage's chin. This could be all over... yep, Saltsage is tapping out! Submission win for Lawler.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jerry Lawler!
Jerry Lawler took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.

Event: RI-Uprising
Date: Jan 21, 2017

#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Stiffy. Lawler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt.
Stiffy misses with an uppercut. Lawler saw that one coming.
Lawler moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lawler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Stiffy's waist but Stiffy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lawler off to one side.
Stiffy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler looks for a takedown but Stiffy sprawls well.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stiffy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#T1#
Stiffy throws a hook to the side of Lawler's head but Lawler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lawler.
Stiffy connects with a body shot that sends Lawler's belly button to the back.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lawler blocks a jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lawler is defended easily by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a telegraphed body shot #TD2#
so Lawler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. #SUB#
Stiffy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lawler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Stiffy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T2##SUB#
Stiffy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Lawler stays in close to Stiffy's body and controls the position.
Lawler passes into half guard.
Lawler wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is looking for a sweep. Lawler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Stiffy actively working from the bottom here.
Stiffy is looking to improve his position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy trying to control here. #T3#
Lawler wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is looking to improve his position.
Lawler content to control rather than advance.
Lawler wants to take a breather but Stiffy is having none of it.
Lawler wants to free his trapped foot but Stiffy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lawler keeps trying to improve his position.
Stiffy tries to get to full guard but Lawler has control of the leg. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lawler is trying to control the action in half guard but Stiffy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Stiffy takes a swing at Lawler's ribcage but misses.
Lawler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lawler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Stiffy as Lawler shoots in.
Lawler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Lawler moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lawler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stiffy throws out the jab.
Lawler blocks a jab.
Lawler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Stiffy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Stiffy just misses with a punch to the body.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stiffy is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Lawler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.
Lawler's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Lawler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Lawler shoots in but no luck this time.
Lawler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lawler.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
No luck for Lawler with that takedown attempt.
Lawler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy throws out a powerful jab.
Stiffy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lawler can do to turn this around?
Lawler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stiffy.
Lawler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lawler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Taco Stiffy is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice sprawl there from Stiffy as Lawler shoots in.
Lawler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stiffy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lawler scrambles back to his feet.
Lawler is breathing heavily.#T1#
Lawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lawler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stiffy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lawler moves away.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lawler walks into a left hand.
Stiffy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jerry Lawler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stiffy throws a lazy right hand but Lawler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lawler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stiffy defends it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Stiffy misses the target.
And Lawler tries to counter it with a takedown but Stiffy pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stiffy as he jumps to the side.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Lawler ducks under a wild hook from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses the jab.
Stiffy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.#T2#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lawler.
Stiffy throws a hook but Lawler avoids it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Stiffy. No joy for Lawler on that attempt.
Stiffy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Stiffy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lawler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stiffy pinned against the cage. Stiffy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stiffy as he avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Stiffy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
No luck for Lawler with that takedown attempt.
Stiffy misses with a hook.#T3#
Nice cross by Stiffy.
Stiffy cracks Lawler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lawler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Nice defenses there by Lawler.
Stiffy connects with a crisp jab.
Lawler shoots for a takedown but Stiffy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a straight left.
A big right from Stiffy misses.
Lawler slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lawler.
Stiffy just misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Stiffy throws a looping overhand right but Lawler ducks down to avoid it.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Stiffy feinted with a counter takedown.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice cross by Stiffy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lawler moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab lands there for Stiffy.
A big left from Stiffy misses.
Lawler shoots for a takedown but Stiffy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stiffy leaves Lawler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stiffy avoids it really well and circles away.
Lawler shoots in looking for a takedown but Stiffy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lawler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Stiffy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Stiffy throws a jab but it's blocked by Lawler.
Lawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Stiffy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lawler's head backwards.
Stiffy throws a body punch but Lawler moves out of range.
Stiffy misses with a wild body shot.
Lawler tries to score a power double leg takedown but Stiffy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lawler somewhat.
Good standup being displayed there by Stiffy as he connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stiffy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Lawler slips a straight right by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a hook.
Lawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stiffy avoids it really well and circles away.
Stiffy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lawler sprawls and moves away.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stiffy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lawler sprawls and moves away.
Lawler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stiffy to score with a decent uppercut.
Lawler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stiffy throws out the jab.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stiffy digs a good hook to Lawler's body.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lawler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lawler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jerry Lawler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Stiffy looks to land a left hand but Lawler moved out of range nicely.
Taco Stiffy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stiffy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lawler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stiffy fails to land with a series of punches.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stiffy digs a good body shot into Lawler's ribs.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lawler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stiffy defends it well.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Lawler avoids the body shot from Stiffy.
Lawler slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses the jab.
Stiffy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lawler.
Lawler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T3#
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.#TD2#
Lawler closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Stiffy's guard.
Stiffy pulls Lawler in to control the position.
Lawler wants to control from the top but Stiffy keeps moving.
Stiffy is controlling Lawler's posture.#SUB#
Stiffy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lawler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Stiffy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #SUB#
Stiffy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Lawler is aware though and is defending well.#T4#
Stiffy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lawler is one step ahead there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lawler stands and throws Stiffy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Lawler tries to advance to mount but Stiffy denies him.
Stiffy is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Lawler off and has taken his back!
Lawler trying to control the action but Stiffy just sinks the hooks in.
Stiffy lands punches and elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lawler covers up after that shot from Stiffy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Taco Stiffy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stiffy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:26
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy took some time post fight to say the following; 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 08, 2017

#R1#
Maulin listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Maulin throws a right and a left that Lawler avoids nicely.
Lawler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lawler shoots in looking for a takedown but Maulin manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lawler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Maulin listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#TD#
Lawler shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Lawler was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Maulin can't do much from the bottom here.
Maulin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Lawler is looking to take a break and control but Maulin is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Lawler is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Maulin has escaped the position, nice work there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lawler trying to control the position but Maulin is working away. #T1##SUB#
Lawler is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Maulin is trying to escape and Lawler transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Maulin is forced to tap! Nice work there by Lawler! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jerry Lawler!
A determined Jerry Lawler didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 29, 2016

#R1#
Lawler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Maulin defends it nicely.#CL2#
Maulin darts in and clinches Lawler up against the cage.
Maulin scores with a shot to the side of Lawler's head.
Maulin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Maulin lands an uppercut.
Lawler could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Maulin has a couple of punches blocked by Lawler.
Lawler blocking some punches.
Maulin lands with a left to the head.
Maulin slows down the pace here.
Maulin throws a punch but it's blocked by Lawler.
Maulin gets through Lawler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Maulin on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lawler is trying to pull guard but Maulin turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Maulin stalls.
Lawler tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerry Lawler. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Lawler tries to pull guard but Maulin holds him up against the cage and eventually Lawler drops back down to his feet.
Maulin's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Lawler jumps guard but Maulin stands there with Lawler around his waist. Lawler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Lawler tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Maulin smiles and moves away.
Maulin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lawler is breathing heavily.
Maulin scoring well with a low kick there.
Maulin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lawler momentarily. #CL2#
Maulin clinches with his opponent.
Maulin throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lawler has been working on his balance at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Maulin.
Maulin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Maulin lands with a short shot to the head.
Maulin digs a right hand underneath Lawler's ribcage. Lawler let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T2##KD2#
Maulin drops Lawler onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Lawler is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC2#
Lawler is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maulin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Oh Lawler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Maulin presses Lawler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Maulin creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Lawler with a big uppercut! Lawler tries to clinch up but Maulin pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Lawler to the mat! Lawler covers up and Maulin unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ryu Maulin!

Event: Wednesday-Night-Fights
Date: Dec 21, 2016

#R1#
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Knobpunch as he jumps to the side.
Knobpunch connects with a body shot that sends Lawler's belly button to the back.
Lawler avoids the body shot from Knobpunch.
Knobpunch defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Lawler.
Knobpunch keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerry Lawler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Knobpunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lawler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lawler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knobpunch takes a swing at Lawler's ribcage but misses.
Lawler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Knobpunch misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Knobpunch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Knobpunch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Knobpunch. Beautiful body shot.
Lawler is breathing heavily.#T1#
Lawler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Knobpunch scores with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Knobpunch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lawler tries to counter with a takedown but Knobpunch is quick to defend against it.
Knobpunch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Knobpunch throws a big shot that misses.
Knobpunch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Knobpunch throws a body shot but no joy.
Knobpunch lands with a good body shot.
Knobpunch throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lawler on the side of the head.
Knobpunch cracks Lawler on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Lawler falls backwards against the cage. Knobpunch follows up with more strikes that drop Lawler to his knees. Knobpunch keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Lawler! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blast Knobpunch!
A relieved looking Blast Knobpunch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 11, 2016

#R1##TD#
Lawler looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Vgh won't allow Lawler to pass to mount.
Vgh is staying active underneath Lawler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Lawler stops Vgh from getting back to his feet.
Vgh trying to hold on to Lawler's head to control him but Lawler postures up.
Lawler is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Vgh!
Vgh manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Vgh wants to get back to full guard.
Lawler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Vgh does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Lawler is trying to work for a kimura but Vgh is defending well.
Lawler looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Lawler is trying to control. Vgh wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Vgh missing with punches from the bottom. #SUB#
Lawler is looking for a kimura but Vgh is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lawler to get the leverage.
Vgh is staying active underneath Lawler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Vgh manages to get to full guard.
Vgh really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lawler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lawler postures up.
Vgh keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully.
Vgh is trying to control the position but Lawler postures up.
Lawler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lawler passes Vgh's left leg - he's now in half guard. #T2#
Vgh is refusing to be controlled, as Lawler sits in half guard. #SUB#
Lawler is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Lawler trying to control from half guard but Vgh is working away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Vgh is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Lawler wants to work for an arm triangle but Vgh is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Lawler trying to control the action but Vgh is working from the bottom. #T3#
Vgh wants to improve his position but Lawler is controlling well.
Lawler prevents Vgh from standing back up.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Lawler is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Vgh has managed to free his arm - good work.
Vgh wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vgh keeping hold of Lawler's head, controlling as best he can.
Lawler wants to control but Vgh is keeping him busy. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
Vgh dives in and scores a takedown into Lawler's guard.
Vgh looks winded!#T4##SUB#
Lawler working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Vgh doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Vgh manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lawler trying to control the position here.
Lawler is trying to control the position but Vgh postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Vgh postures up in Lawler's guard and throws a big left but Lawler blocks it.
Lawler wants to control but Vgh passes easily into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Lawler dominated that round.
That's time! Lawler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##TD#
Lawler dives in and scores a takedown into Vgh's guard.
Lawler trying to control but Vgh is working from the bottom.
Lawler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Vgh looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB2#
Vgh working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lawler doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lawler manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lawler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vgh can do to turn this around?
Vgh keeping full guard, as Lawler tries to pass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler trying to control the position from guard on top but Vgh is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lawler stands and throws Vgh's legs to the side, diving into side control. #T1##SUB#
Lawler is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Vgh has escaped the position, nice work there.
Lawler trying to control the action but Vgh is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Lawler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Lawler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lawler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Vgh keeps working. #SUB#
Lawler thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lawler wants to control for a moment but Vgh uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Lawler not doing much here.
Vgh trying to hold on to Lawler's head to control him but Lawler postures up.
Vgh is trying to stand.
Vgh has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Lawler is working away from the top position though.#SUB#
Lawler is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Vgh doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Lawler. #T3#
Vgh won't allow Lawler to pass to mount.
Lawler wants to control but Vgh is keeping him busy.
Vgh trying to control from the bottom.
Lawler tries to pass the half guard into mount. Vgh knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Vgh is refusing to be controlled, as Lawler sits in half guard. #SUB#
Lawler seems to be looking for submissions.
Vgh wants to control but Lawler passes into side. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lawler wants to control but Vgh is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Vgh is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Lawler's leg. Oh but that's left an opportunity for Lawler! He's got an arm triangle... it looks tight! He's rotating and Vgh has tapped! This one is allllll over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jerry Lawler!
Jerry Lawler seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 09, 2016

#R1##TD2#
Lawler fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Grimes to the ground. Lawler is now in Grimes's guard.
Grimes keeping moving, preventing Lawler from controlling successfully.
Lawler is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Lawler stands and throws Grimes's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB2#
Lawler is trying to get an arm triangle but Grimes is defending well. #SUB2#
Lawler tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Lawler remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #SUB2#
Lawler wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Grimes, who protects the arm well. #T1#
Grimes is trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Lawler has an Americana. Grimes didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Lawler is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Lawler hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerry Lawler!
A very excited looking Jerry Lawler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 05, 2016

#R1#
Lawler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Boi pinned against the cage. Boi gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Boi looks to land a combination but Lawler avoids it well.
Boi is looking to clinch but Lawler is avoiding it.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Boi shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. #SUB2#
Boi has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Lawler to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Boi is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Lawler pulls down on the head and he's put Boi to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jerry Lawler!
A victorious Jerry Lawler thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: Show Money
Date: Nov 26, 2016

#R1#
Tycooner misses the shot to the body.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycooner tries to bum rush Lawler with a series of wild strikes but Lawler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Tycooner but Tycooner pushes him off and we're back to square one.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lawler.
Tycooner was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Lawler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A little feinted left hand from Tycooner on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Prince Tycooner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Tycooner throws an overhand right that lands on Lawler's shoulder, as Lawler tries to avoid the shot.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Tycooner sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler goes for a double leg but Tycooner avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Tycooner continues to drive forward.
Tycooner punishes Lawler's body with a nice straight punch.
Tycooner lands a head shot.
Tycooner jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #T1#
Some wild striking there from Tycooner.
A cross from Tycooner lands.
Tycooner throws a looping overhand right but Lawler ducks down to avoid it.
Tycooner looks to throw the jab but Lawler is out of range.
Tycooner connects with a combination that backs up Lawler into the cage. Tycooner lands a flurry of punches that gets past Lawler's guard. Lawler is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Tycooner bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Prince Tycooner!
Prince Tycooner looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'What is it that weird dude at the bar says? o Smile pretty for taco! that guy is funny as hell somebody get this dude a big stiffy'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 09, 2016

#R1#
Lawler with a poor takedown
and Buffer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lawler fails with the takedown.
Lawler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Buffer jabs at Lawler's body.#CL#
Buffer has closed the distance and engaged Lawler in a clinch.
Lawler fails to pull guard.
Bruce Buffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler tries to pull guard but Buffer forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Lawler fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Buffer lands a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Buffer smiles and moves away.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt
and Buffer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lawler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lawler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lawler looks winded!#CL#
Buffer has managed to clinch.
Buffer lands a nice shot to the body. #T1#
A short left from Buffer.
Lawler tries to pull guard but Buffer holds him up against the cage and eventually Lawler drops back down to his feet. #TD#
Buffer gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Buffer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lawler on the ground.
Buffer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Buffer trying to move into half guard but instead Lawler has managed to sweep!#REVB#
Lawler advances position into side control!
Buffer is not content to let Lawler control the position. #SUB2#
Lawler is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Buffer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T2#
Lawler trying to control the action but Buffer is working from the bottom.
Lawler working away.
Lawler is looking to take a break and control but Buffer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Buffer is looking for a sweep.#T3##SUB2#
Buffer wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Lawler has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Buffer's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Buffer is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Lawler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerry Lawler!
A very excited looking Jerry Lawler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 05, 2016

#R1##TD#
Lawler drives through with a takedown into WW's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Lawler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Lawler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. WW is keeping the position for now.
WW looking to control.
Lawler works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lawler not doing much here.
WW is trying to stand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler is looking to advance position but WW won't allow it.
WW wants to get back to his feet.#T1#
Lawler is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
WW wants to get back to his feet.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
WW swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #TD#
so Lawler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Lawler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. WW swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lawler passes easily into side control. Nice work.#T2#
Lawler throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Lawler staying calm.#SUB#
Lawler tries for a kimura but WW is defending well. #SUB#
Lawler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
WW is pushing Lawler's head away, looking to escape. Lawler manages to hold on to the position though.#T3#
Lawler controlling the position.
WW is trying to control Lawler's posture but Lawler avoids it.
Lawler is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt WW will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Lawler has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
WW wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Lawler tries for a kimura but WW is defending well.
WW can't do much from the bottom here.
Lawler in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lawler's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Lawler dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
WW wants to clinch up but Lawler keeps it at a distance.#TD#
WW gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lawler looking to pass the guard.
Lawler controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Lawler trying to move into half guard but instead WW has managed to sweep!#REVB##SUB#
Lawler throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Lawler throws his legs up looking for a submission but WW uses it to pass to side control.
Lawler manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #T1#
Lawler manages to get to full guard.
Lawler might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
WW trying to control but Lawler is working from the bottom.
Lawler is looking to stand up but WW isn't so interested in that idea. #SUB#
Lawler working for a triangle but WW defends it easily.
WW really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lawler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T2#
WW stopping the sweep attempt from Lawler.
Lawler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Lawler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. WW swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lawler sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed WW's guard.
WW trying to control from the bottom.
Lawler seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Lawler trying to pass the guard but WW defending well. #T3#
Lawler prevents WW from standing back up.
Lawler could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
WW is in trouble now - Lawler has advanced to mount!
Lawler controlling the pace for now.
Lawler won't let WW get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Jerry Lawler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lawler wants to take WW's back but he can't do it this time. #T4#
Lawler controlling the pace for now.
Further stalling from Lawler.
WW tries to lock up and control but Lawler gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
WW is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Lawler controlling the position easily from mount.
WW wants to hold on but Lawler pushes him away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lawler fails to take his opponent's back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Lawler dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
WW closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Lawler's guard.
WW is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
WW must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Lawler is on top in guard. #REVR#
WW can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lawler controls the pace.
WW wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Lawler manages to pass to side control.
Lawler looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler controlling the action here.
Lawler sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. WW defending well though. #T1#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Lawler in particular looking to stall.#SUB#
Lawler is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, WW has managed to free his arm - good work.
Lawler passes the guard and advances to mount!
Lawler pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
WW really wants to buck Lawler off and get back to his feet. #T2#
Lawler controlling his opponent.
WW is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Lawler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that WW can do to turn this around?
Lawler content just to control the position here.
WW has given up his back.
Lawler is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #SUB#
Lawler is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but WW won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Lawler off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jerry Lawler!
A victorious Jerry Lawler thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

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