Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 14, 2019

#R1#
Hoi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Boyka catches Hoi with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hoi blocks a head kick by Boyka.
Hoi appears to be looking for a big counter.
Some wild striking there from Boyka.
A swing and a miss from Hoi.
No joy there for Boyka, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#TD#
Hoi pulls guard. #SU2#
Boyka stands up from Hoi's guard - Boyka perhaps looking for a knockout. #CL#
Hoi moves into the clinch.
Boyka throws an elbow but it misses.
Hoi lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
Hoi drags the fight down to the ground. #SU2#
Boyka gets to his feet. Hoi looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #CL#
Hoi closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Boyka creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. #T1#
Boyka creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hoi avoids the elbow strike from Boyka, against the cage.
Boyka throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Boyka looks to throw an elbow but misses. #TD#
Boyka is fighting off a takedown attempt but Hoi is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Boyka to the mat. Boyka regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Boyka wants to stand and escape but Hoi is having none of it.
Hoi is looking to stand up but Boyka won't let him.
Boyka is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Hoi is controlling him. #ES2#
Boyka manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Hoi avoids the elbow strike from Boyka, against the cage.
Hoi tries to pull guard but Boyka forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#TD#
Hoi decides to pull guard. #SU2#
Hoi is working an open guard so Boyka takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Boyka clobbers Hoi with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boyka throws an overhand right that lands on Hoi's shoulder, as Hoi tries to avoid the shot.
Hoi fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hoi throws out a loose jab but Boyka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boyka throws a hook but Hoi avoids it easily.#T2#
Hoi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hoi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boyka.
Boyka misses with the combination.
Hoi is looking to clinch but Boyka is avoiding it.
Hoi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A swing and a miss from Boyka.#CL#
Hoi fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Boyka, pushing him back against the cage.
Boyka looks to throw an elbow but misses. #TD#
Hoi jumps guard. #SU2#
Boyka gets to his feet. Hoi looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Sloppy strikes from Boyka. Those never looked like landing.
Hoi lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Boyka misses with an uppercut.
A punch combination from Hoi misses.
Boyka is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Boyka misses with a straight right. #T3#
Hoi throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Boyka.
Hoi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boyka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hoi takes a swing at Boyka's ribcage but misses.
As Hoi backs off Boyka throws a huge counter combo but Hoi manages to avoid it all.
Hoi walks into a left hand.
Boyka misses with a double jab.
Boyka might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hoi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Boyka looks to score with a jab to the body but Hoi is just out of range.
Hoi throws a big counter combination but Boyka scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hoi tries to bum rush Boyka with a series of wild strikes but Boyka uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hoi throws a right and a left that Boyka avoids nicely. #CL#
Hoi has taken the fight to the clinch. #TD#
Hoi pulls guard successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SU2#
Boyka stands up from Hoi's guard - Boyka perhaps looking for a knockout.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boyka lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Boyka connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hoi's hands.#T4#
Hoi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hoi misses the shot to the body.
A left and a right from Hoi both land. Nice combination.
Boyka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hoi manages to avoid it.
Hoi looks to clinch
and Boyka counters with a nice uppercut.
Boyka thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hoi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hoi throws a series of punches but Boyka avoids them all with ease.
Boyka's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hoi under the eye.
Hoi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boyka throws a right and a left that Hoi avoids nicely.
Boyka throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A swing and a miss from Boyka.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hoi is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Boyka connects with a crisp jab.
Hoi throws a right and a left that Boyka avoids nicely.
Jab, jab by Boyka - just one landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yuri Boyka will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Boyka displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Yuri Boyka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boyka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hoi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hoi looks to land a combination but Boyka avoids it well.
Hoi has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Hoi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hoi swings for the body but Boyka moves out of range.
Boyka tries a head kick but it misses.
Hoi seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Boyka connects with a body shot.#CL#
Hoi has taken the fight to the clinch.
Boyka looks to throw an elbow but misses. #TD#
Hoi has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Boyka uses from the top position. #SU2#
Boyka gets to his feet - Hoi follows without any prompting.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Boyka, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Boyka misses with a straight right.
Boyka throws a jab but it's blocked by Hoi.
Boyka scores with a one two! Hoi had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Boyka fails to land with a series of punches.
Boyka throws the left hand but Hoi avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Hoi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Boyka moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hoi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boyka.
Boyka misses with a left hand
and Hoi counters with a one-two to the body.
Boyka misses with a wild combination. #CL#
Hoi rushes Boyka and presses him up against the cage.
Boyka looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hoi tries to pull guard but Boyka holds him up against the cage and eventually Hoi drops back down to his feet.
Hoi is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Boyka to keep the fight standing.#TD#
Hoi pulls guard.
Pina Colada Hoi overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SU2#
Boyka decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Boyka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Boyka lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hoi slips a jab and a cross from Boyka.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boyka slips a jab and a cross from Hoi.
A punch combination from Hoi misses. #T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Boyka misses the target.
Boyka cracks Hoi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hoi scores with a three punch combo!
Boyka slips a jab and a cross from Hoi.
Boyka bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Boyka misses the target.
Boyka misses with a straight left.
Hoi throws a combination. Boyka tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hoi throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Boyka counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hoi is looking to clinch.
Boyka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A jab from Boyka misses.
Boyka throws a lazy right hand but Hoi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hoi misses with a double jab.
Boyka connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hoi's hands.
Boyka throws the left hand but Hoi avoids the punch easily.#T3#
Boyka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hoi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boyka works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pina Colada Hoi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hoi throws a right hand that Boyka ducks under and follows up with a left that Boyka also avoids with ease.#CL#
Hoi closes the distance and pushes Boyka back into the cage.
Hoi is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Boyka to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pina Colada Hoi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hoi tries to pull guard but Boyka forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Boyka just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hoi's brow.
Boyka creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. #TD#
Hoi gets control of Boyka's arms and successfully pulls guard. Hoi will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#SU2#
Boyka decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hoi, up you get!
Boyka scores with a nice right hand.
Hoi misses with the combination.
Hoi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boyka.
Boyka avoids a punch combination nicely. #T4#
Boyka listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boyka throws a head kick that misses.
Hoi misses with a two punch combination.
Hoi throws a body punch but Boyka moves out of range.
A combination from Boyka does no damage.
Hoi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boyka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hoi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A nice side step and Boyka releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hoi moves away from the strike by Boyka.
Boyka scores with a sloppy right hand. Hoi should have avoided that one.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hoi throws a combination that misses
and Boyka counters with a nice uppercut.
Boyka throws a series of punches but Hoi moves out of range.
Boyka throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hoi on the side of the head.
Boyka throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Hoi counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yuri Boyka showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Boyka throws a lazy right hand but Hoi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hoi tries to clinch up but Boyka circles away and keeps his distance.
Hoi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Boyka avoids a punch combination nicely.
Boyka scores with a hook.
A low kick from Hoi misses
and Boyka counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hoi misses with a few strikes there.
Nice uppercut lands for Boyka. That snapped Hoi's head back.
Hoi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boyka circles away quickly and effectively.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hoi is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Boyka.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boyka throws a series of punches but Hoi moves out of range.
Hoi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hoi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boyka. #T1#
Boyka throws a head kick that misses
and Hoi counters with a one-two to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Boyka gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hoi.
Hoi is looking to wear down Boyka with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hoi goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A big left from Hoi misses.
Boyka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A punch combination from Hoi misses.
Boyka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hoi swings for the body but Boyka moves out of range.
Boyka uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Boyka misses with a double jab #TD#
and Hoi counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Boyka! #ES2#
Boyka sneaks out the side door and pushes Hoi away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jab from Hoi.
Hoi falls off balance throwing a combination
and Boyka counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hoi thinking.
Hoi looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hoi throws the left hand but Boyka avoids the punch easily.
Boyka is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.#T2#
Hoi misses with a few strikes there.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Boyka! But no joy.
Hoi walks into a straight right hand from Boyka.
Boyka looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hoi swinging wildly here. #CL#
Hoi pushes Boyka up against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Hoi is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Boyka can't fight it off and eventually Hoi manages to take the fight to the floor. Boyka looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.#ES2#
Boyka has his feet on Hoi's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Nice defenses there by Hoi.
Hoi moves out of range of the strikes.
Hoi misses with a few strikes there.
Boyka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boyka lands a high kick! #T3#
Hoi throws a series of punches but Boyka moves out of range.
Hoi looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hoi scores with a jab to the head.
Boyka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boyka throws a one two combo.
Boyka is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hoi.
A slow jab from Boyka misses its intended target.
It looked like Hoi was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Hoi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boyka. #CL#
Boyka gets tackled into the cage by Hoi. Hoi maintains the clinch.
Hoi dodges an elbow strike from Boyka.
Boyka has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Hoi seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Boyka can turn it around.
Boyka misses with an elbow over the top.#TD#
Hoi successfully pulls guard. #SU2#
Boyka stands and steps away. Hoi gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Boyka showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hoi. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boyka scores with a decent looking hook.
No joy there for Hoi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hoi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Boyka throws a series of strikes that have Hoi backpedaling.
Hoi cracks a nice hook into Boyka's ribs.
Hoi moves away from the strike by Boyka.
Boyka falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hoi counters with a one-two to the body.
Hoi throws a head kick that misses
and Boyka counters with a three punch combo that has Hoi backing up. Hoi nods at Boyka to acknowledge the strikes.
Hoi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hoi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hoi throws a body punch but Boyka moves out of range.
Boyka tries to move into range but Hoi moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pina Colada Hoi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yuri Boyka is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#CL#
Hoi closes the distance and clinches.
Hoi lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Boyka backwards.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Pina Colada Hoi.
I think Boyka has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:30
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yuri Boyka!
After the fight, Yuri Boyka was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 29, 2019

#R1#
Hoi feints a jab promting Elukka to slip. Hoi then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Elukka slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Arvo Elukka has been cut.
Arvo Elukka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Hoi pushes Elukka up against the cage in a clinch.#TD2#
Hoi decides to pull guard.
Elukka throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Elukka with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hoi is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Elukka throws a big right hand that misses.
Elukka throws an elbow that misses. Hoi uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Elukka's guard. Nice move by Hoi!#REVB#
Elukka has a closed guard, preventing Hoi from standing up.
Elukka on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Elukka tries to get out of the position.
Elukka wants to sweep but no luck.
Hoi is looking to stand up but Elukka won't let him. #T1#
Elukka looking for a sweep. Not yet Elukka, not yet.
Hoi wants to stand but Elukka is controlling his posture from full guard.
Elukka knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hoi on the ground.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Elukka shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hoi sprawls well. Hoi wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Elukka gets slowly back to his feet.
Hoi is looking for the big counter here.
Elukka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#TD#
Elukka gets the takedown into side control.
Hoi is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Hoi parries the strikes from Elukka easily there. Elukka is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Hoi to escape.
Hoi wants to get back to his feet.#T2#
Hoi is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Hoi regains half guard, as Elukka was trying to land strikes.
Hoi pushes Elukka off looking to stand but Elukka dives back in and keeps control.
Elukka throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Elukka looks to land a strike but Hoi avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Hoi wants to get back to his feet but Elukka is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Elukka missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hoi is looking to stand up but Elukka isn't so interested in that idea.
Elukka in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T3#
Hoi wants to get back to his feet but Elukka is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Elukka postures up in Hoi's guard and throws a big left but Hoi blocks it.
Elukka throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
We've been hearing that Elukka has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#ES2#
Hoi scrambles and gets back to his feet.
No joy there for Hoi, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Hoi has knocked Elukka down with a huge combo! Hoi steps away and waves a wobbly Elukka back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Elukka is rocked!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Elukka is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoi is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Hoi shuts the power down on Elukka. Lights out, game over! Hoi is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pina Colada Hoi!
After winning the bout, Pina Colada Hoi thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 21, 2019

#R1#
Sanna tries to clinch up but Hoi circles away and keeps his distance.
Sanna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hoi swinging wildly here.
Sanna tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hoi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hoi tries to bum rush Sanna with a series of wild strikes but Sanna uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanna doesn't manage to clinch there - Hoi circles away. #CL#
Hoi clinches. #TD#
Hoi pulls Sanna into guard.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Sanna from controlling successfully.
Hoi is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Sanna is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sanna wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Sanna pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hoi is keeping the position for now.
Sanna is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T1#
Sanna trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sanna won't allow Hoi to get back to his feet. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Sanna tries for a takedown but Hoi sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Sanna misses with a body kick.
Hoi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice combination there by Hoi. #CUT#
It looks like Michael Sanna has been cut.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hoi.
Hoi stuffs the takedown attempt from Sanna. Sanna gets slowly back to his feet.
Sanna looks winded!
Hoi dances in with a quick combination. Sanna is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Hoi snaps Sanna's head back. Sanna stumbles backwards against the cage. Hoi steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Sanna's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Sanna just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Michael Sanna was interviewed post fight and said 'And I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that's how I learned how to survive And I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking And I gave water '.

Event: NSC 10: Hawk vs Pekkarinen
Date: Mar 26, 2019

#R1#
Hoi is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Good work by Hoi as he checks the leg kick.
Glatt lands with an uppercut that bounces Hoi off the ropes and back into range.
Glatt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Glatt takes a swing at Hoi's ribcage but misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hoi.
Glatt lands with a shot to the body.
Hoi moves away from the strike by Glatt.
Hoi lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Hoi throws a series of punches but Glatt moves out of range.
Glatt feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hoi's calf.
Hoi throws a right and a left that Glatt avoids nicely.
Glatt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hoi moves away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Glatt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hoi's sensitive parts.
Glatt slips a jab and a cross from Hoi.
Glatt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Glatt moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hoi looks winded!
Hoi has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hoi there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hoi tries a head kick but it misses.
Hoi walks forward, straight into a front kick from Glatt.#T1#
Glatt misses with a two punch combination.
Glatt with a jab.#KD#
Glatt drops Hoi with a beautiful combination! Hoi stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Glatt is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Hoi is rocked!
Glatt lands a glancing blow to the side of Hoi's head.
Hoi is still on wobbly legs! Can Glatt finish him?
Glatt lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Hoi falls backwards - clearly groggy! Glatt dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Glatt!
As Doug Glatt got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I'm the RHINO I come every fight to please the JUST BLEED GODS!!! Win lose or draw my fights are action non stop.Who wants to BANG WITH THE RHINO?'.

Event: NSC 4 : Bear vs. Udovich
Date: Feb 26, 2019

#R1#
Jab from Dae Young.
Hoi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hoi misses with an uppercut.
Dae Young connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hoi momentarily.
Dae Young really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hoi tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Dae Young manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dae Young swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hoi.
Hoi swinging wildly here.
Hoi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hoi closes the distance and lands a one-two.#CUT2#
It looks like Seo Dae Young has been cut.
Hoi misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dae Young counters with a nice kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dae Young dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dae Young is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hoi looks winded!
Dae Young darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #CL#
Dae Young has closed the distance and engaged Hoi in a clinch. #BC#
Dae Young's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hoi throws a nice looking combination but Dae Young bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hoi gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nice straight punches there by Dae Young. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dae Young.#T1#
Hoi misses with a double jab.
Dae Young connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hoi momentarily.
Dae Young changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dae Young lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hoi's sensitive parts.
Hoi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dae Young getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hoi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#KD#
Dae Young lands a big uppercut and Hoi crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Hoi looks OK. Dae Young waves Hoi back to his feet!#ROC#
Hoi is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body kick from Dae Young.
Hoi is still on wobbly legs! Can Dae Young finish him?
Dae Young lands a nice hook to Hoi's body. Hoi takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dae Young seems to be stalking Hoi here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastating head kick! Hoi drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Seo Dae Young!
Our winner, Seo Dae Young, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: WSXX 3
Date: Jan 24, 2019

#R1#
Hoi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #CL#
Hoi gets a clinch.
Mulligan has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Hoi after a bit of a struggle. #TD#
Hoi manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Mulligan tries to free his leg and advance position but Hoi is retaining full guard.
Mulligan wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving. #SU2#
Mulligan stands up from Hoi's guard - Mulligan perhaps looking for a knockout. #TD2#
Mulligan drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mulligan with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mulligan is standing up over Hoi. Hoi looks to escape but Mulligan dives into side control. #SU2#
Mulligan stands up and beckons Hoi to his feet. #T1#
Hoi feints a jab promting Mulligan to slip. Hoi then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Mulligan slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Hoi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hoi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mulligan tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hoi defends well and Mulligan ends up having to push Hoi into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Hoi lands with a straight right. Mulligan didn't see that one coming.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mulligan.
Pina Colada Hoi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fionn Mulligan.
A big left from Hoi misses.
Mulligan drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Hoi defends it well.#CL#
Hoi rushes Mulligan and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD2#
Mulligan turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!#SU2#
Mulligan decides to stand back up. Mulligan steps back and let's Hoi get back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hoi scores with a leg kick.
Mulligan darts in looking for a takedown but Hoi gets double underhooks and turns Mulligan into the cage.
Hoi misses with a body shot. #T2#
Hoi misses with an uppercut #TD2#
and Mulligan counters with a shoot takedown. Hoi fights it but they end up in guard.
Mulligan wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Mulligan controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Hoi preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Mulligan wants to pass the guard but Hoi is keeping the position.
Mulligan advances to half guard.
Mulligan thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hoi's head.
Mulligan trying to control the action but Hoi is working from the bottom.
Mulligan trying to mount his opponent but Hoi defends it. #T3#
Mulligan is just content to waste time from the top position. Hoi takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Mulligan throws an elbow that misses. Hoi uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mulligan's guard. Nice move by Hoi!#REVR#
Mulligan controlling the position.#SU#
Hoi stands up from Mulligan's guard - Hoi perhaps looking for a knockout.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoi connects with a nice looking jab.
Mulligan avoids the body shot from Hoi.
Mulligan with the counter takedown but Hoi avoids it easily.
Hoi misses with a wild combination. #T4#
Mulligan darts in looking for a takedown but Hoi gets double underhooks and turns Mulligan into the cage.
Mulligan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mulligan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Hoi. No joy for Mulligan on that attempt.
Mulligan takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mulligan has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Pina Colada Hoi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice cross by Hoi.
Mulligan fails with a takedown attempt.
Hoi explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pina Colada Hoi dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Sloppy strikes from Hoi. Those never looked like landing.
Mulligan shoots in for a takedown but Hoi shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hoi changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hoi misses with a two punch combination.
Mulligan fails with a takedown attempt.
Hoi drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mulligan sprawls and moves away.
Hoi throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Mulligan counters with a shoot takedown. Hoi fights it but they end up in guard.
Hoi keeping full guard, as Mulligan tries to pass.
Mulligan trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mulligan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T1#
Mulligan is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Hoi wants to stand and escape but Mulligan is having none of it.
Mulligan trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mulligan tries to free his leg and advance position but Hoi is retaining full guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Hoi lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Mulligan doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mulligan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pina Colada Hoi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fionn Mulligan.#KD#
Hoi lands a left and a right that send Mulligan crashing to the mat, dazed. Hoi thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Mulligan gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Mulligan tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Hoi is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Mulligan buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Mulligan!! Mulligan is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Hoi throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Pina Colada Hoi made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: ABW 188 Kai - Wild
Date: Jan 03, 2019

#R1#
Zinsou fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Zinsou has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Zinsou there as he acknowledges the shot.
Zinsou shoots for a takedown but Hoi saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Despite the aggression on Hoi's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Zinsou misses with a wild body shot.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Hoi tries to sprawl but Zinsou drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Zinsou missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hoi is trying to stand.
Hoi told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Hoi on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zinsou trying to mount his opponent but Hoi defends it.
Zinsou not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hoi blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zinsou.
Zinsou sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hoi defending well though.
Zinsou prevents Hoi from standing back up.
Hoi on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T1#
Zinsou missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Zinsou throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hoi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Zinsou scores with a couple of nice shots.
Hoi is staying active underneath Zinsou, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Zinsou missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Nice strikes from Zinsou there.
Zinsou is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Hoi is trying to stand back up but Zinsou is controlling him
We've been hearing that Zinsou has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Zinsou throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Zinsou throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hoi is trying to stand up here but Zinsou is controlling him well. #T2#
Zinsou missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Zinsou misses with a head shot. Hoi uses the momentum to regain guard.
Hoi utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Zinsou from controlling successfully.
Hoi working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zinsou.
Hoi wants to stand and escape but Zinsou is having none of it.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Zinsou from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD#
Zinsou shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Hoi napping and manages to drive through into side control!#ES2#
Hoi bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice takedown defense from Hoi. No joy for Zinsou on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yayi Zinsou. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T3#
Hoi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Zinsou fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Hoi lands with a nice combination. Zinsou backs away looking to recover.#CUT2#
It looks like Yayi Zinsou has been cut.
Zinsou looks for a takedown but Hoi sprawls well.
Zinsou misses with a takedown attempt - Hoi sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Some wild striking there from Hoi.
Zinsou half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Hoi takes a swing at Zinsou's ribcage but misses.
Hoi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zinsou shoots in looking for a takedown. Hoi tries to sprawl out of it but Zinsou keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hoi manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hoi misses with a double jab. #TD#
Zinsou closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hoi to the mat! Hoi manages to get full guard. #T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zinsou pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hoi is keeping the position for now.
Zinsou showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Zinsou landing some decent shots from guard.
Hoi working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zinsou.
Zinsou wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Zinsou throws a strike but Hoi rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Zinsou is on top in guard. #REVR#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Zinsou's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pina Colada Hoi will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yayi Zinsou's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Hoi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hoi throws a body punch but Zinsou moves out of range.
Hoi misses with a straight left.
Zinsou fails with the takedown.
Zinsou dives in for a single leg takedown but Hoi sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Zinsou shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hoi pinned against the cage. Hoi gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yayi Zinsou. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zinsou tries to move into range but Hoi moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Zinsou closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hoi to the mat! Hoi manages to get full guard.
Hoi wants to stand but Zinsou is controlling the position.
Zinsou trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Zinsou trying to control but Hoi is working from the bottom. #T1#
Hoi avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Zinsou is in close to Hoi's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Hoi preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Zinsou trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Zinsou trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zinsou missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Zinsou postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hoi is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Zinsou fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hoi avoids it really well and circles away.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Zinsou is defended easily by Hoi.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hoi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zinsou has a takedown stuffed.#TD#
Zinsou closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Hoi to the mat! Hoi manages to get full guard.
Zinsou is in close to Hoi's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Zinsou wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving. #T3#
Zinsou looking to pass the guard.
Zinsou postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Zinsou working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Yayi Zinsou overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Zinsou stops Hoi from standing up.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Zinsou from controlling successfully.
Zinsou looking to pass the guard.
Zinsou working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Zinsou throws a strike but Hoi rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Zinsou will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position. #T4#
Zinsou wants to stand up but Hoi is controlling him.
Zinsou is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hoi wants to stand but Zinsou has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Zinsou striking off his back but it's not causing Hoi any problems.
Hoi wants to stand but Zinsou is controlling his posture from full guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Hoi enables Zinsou to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Hoi manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Zinsou chips away with some ground and pound.
Zinsou prevents Hoi from getting back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hoi avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Zinsou wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Hoi wants to get back to his feet but Zinsou is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Yayi Zinsou will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yayi Zinsou's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Zinsou takes one to the side of the head.
Zinsou fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hoi avoids it really well and circles away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Zinsou. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Hoi enables Zinsou to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Hoi manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Zinsou from controlling successfully.
Zinsou prevents Hoi from getting back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zinsou throws a big elbow that misses. #T1#
Zinsou looking to sit in guard and control but Hoi gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Zinsou controlling the position.
Zinsou wants to sweep but no luck.
Zinsou working a defensive guard here.
Hoi would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Zinsou wants to stand and escape but Hoi is having none of it.
Hoi tries to stand but Zinsou is controlling from the bottom.
Hoi is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Hoi throws a nice looking combination but Zinsou bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hoi misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nice sprawl there from Hoi as Zinsou shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yayi Zinsou. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Hoi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Zinsou. #CL2#
Hoi darts in and clinches Zinsou up against the cage.
Zinsou tries for a takedown but Hoi manages to get underhooks.
Zinsou drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #TD2#
Hoi jumps guard.
Zinsou trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Zinsou trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zinsou throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hoi works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Zinsou chips away with some ground and pound.#T3#
Zinsou postures up and lands a big shot to Hoi's brow.
Zinsou engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Zinsou trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Zinsou working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Zinsou throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Zinsou is looking to work some ground and pound but Hoi has wrist control.
Zinsou trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zinsou postures up in Hoi's guard and throws a big left but Hoi blocks it.
Zinsou is working Hoi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Zinsou postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Zinsou throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hoi wants to stand up but Zinsou is controlling him. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Zinsou drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Zinsou trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zinsou throws a strike but Hoi rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Zinsou striking off his back but it's not causing Hoi any problems.
Hoi tries to stand but Zinsou is controlling from the bottom.
Zinsou wants to sweep here but Hoi controlling him for the moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Zinsou is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Zinsou trying to control the action but Hoi is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Pina Colada Hoi.
I think Hoi has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: ABW 177 Matonen - Reynolds
Date: Nov 20, 2018

#R1#
Potamus is looking to slow Hoi down with leg kicks.
Hoi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Potamus looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Hoi fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Hoi is looking to clinch but Potamus is avoiding it.
Hoi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hoi tries for a takedown but Potamus circles away easily
and Potamus counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Potamus scores with a leg kick.
Potamus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Potamus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Hoi fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Potamus sprawls well initially but Hoi persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Hoi prevents Potamus from improving his position.
Potamus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hoi thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T1#
Hoi not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Potamus taking some punishment here, with Hoi in his half guard.
Potamus is trying to get back to full guard.
Hoi missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hoi sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Potamus defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Potamus on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Potamus avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hoi.
Hoi working the head and body with strikes.
Potamus wants to control but Hoi is keeping busy.
Hoi prevents Potamus from improving his position.
Hoi frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hoi avoids the attempt from Potamus to control.#T2#
Hoi lands a couple of good shots and Potamus has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Well, with Hoi on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Potamus is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Potamus trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Hoi is hanging on to Potamus's back as he tries to escape.
Hoi softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Potamus trying to control the hands but Hoi won't let him.
Hoi missing with punches from the back.
Hoi throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Potamus!
Potamus knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hoi on the ground.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hoi misses with an elbow to the head. #T3#
Hoi lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Potamus manages to reverse the position and now he's in Hoi's guard. Nice work there by Potamus.
Hoi seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Hoi tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB2#
Potamus got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hoi has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Potamus has managed to get both his arms back between Hoi's legs - danger averted.
Potamus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hoi works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Potamus being controlled here momentarily.
Potamus is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Potamus wants to get up but he can't break Hoi's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #T4#
Potamus is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Potamus trying to control but Hoi is working from the bottom.
Potamus preventing the sweep.
Hoi is adopting a defensive guard.
Potamus sitting in guard here, content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi pulls Potamus in close to prevent any damage.
Potamus wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hoi shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Potamus counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pina Colada Hoi dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Hoi looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Potamus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#TD2#
Hoi shoots in and gets a takedown into Potamus's guard.
Hoi in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hoi with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Potamus looking to control.
Potamus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Potamus trying to keep a closed guard but Hoi is proving a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi trying to control but Potamus is working from the bottom.
Hoi has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hoi working some strikes from top position.
Potamus trying to control the position.
Hoi has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hoi content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T1#
Hoi trying to control the position from guard on top but Potamus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hoi postures up.
Hoi is fighting to break Potamus's control of his arms but Potamus is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Potamus looking to control.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Hoi connects with a couple of short punches.
Potamus is pulling down on Hoi's head to control his posture.
Potamus keeping moving, preventing Hoi from controlling successfully.
Potamus wants to sweep but no luck.
Hoi is looking to work some ground and pound but Potamus has wrist control.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#TD2#
Hoi is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Potamus's half guard.
Potamus is trying to control but can't.
Potamus is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Hoi is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Hoi working Potamus over with strikes.
Hoi is trying to control. Potamus wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Hoi throwing shots but Potamus is blocking nicely.
Potamus is looking to improve his position.
Hoi working Potamus over with strikes.
Potamus trying to control from the bottom.
Hoi is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Potamus wants to control but Hoi is keeping busy. #T3#
Potamus is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hoi is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Potamus has his hands clasped together around Hoi's back. He's all about the action.
Potamus is looking to improve his position.
Potamus trying to control but Hoi postures up.
Hoi prevents Potamus from improving his position.
Potamus desperately trying to maintain half guard. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hoi working over Potamus with some ground and pound. Potamus looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hoi perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Potamus wants to improve his position but Hoi is controlling well.
Potamus trying to control here.
Potamus wants to get back to full guard.
Hoi thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Potamus's head.
Potamus is looking for a sweep. Hoi is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Potamus wants to control but Hoi is keeping busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hoi is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hoi seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pina Colada Hoi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Hoi slips under a jab from Potamus.
Pina Colada Hoi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Potamus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Potamus looks for the body kick but Hoi saw that one coming.
Potamus lunges at Hoi with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hoi's hand.
Hoi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hoi takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hoi closes the distance and clinches up with Potamus, looking for a takedown. Hoi pushes Potamus against the cage but Potamus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Potamus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hoi fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Potamus was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Hoi feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Potamus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hoi is one step ahead there. #T1#
Hoi working some strikes from top position.
Hoi works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hoi trying to mount his opponent but Potamus defends it.
Potamus is trying to get back to full guard.
Hoi sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Potamus defending well though.
Nice strikes from Hoi there.
Hoi prevents Potamus from improving his position.
Potamus has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hoi is working away from the top position though.
Hoi working Potamus over with strikes.
Hippo Potamus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Potamus is looking to improve his position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hoi connects with a nice short shot to Potamus's temple.
Hoi wants to pass to mount but Potamus is defending the position.
Potamus works his way to full guard. Good work.
Hoi wants to control from the top but Potamus keeps moving.
Hoi throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Potamus is controlling Hoi's posture.
Potamus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hoi landing with the ground and pound. #T3#
Potamus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hoi is one step ahead there.
Hoi with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hoi trying to control the position from guard on top but Potamus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Potamus is trying to control the position but Hoi postures up.
Hoi stopping the sweep attempt from Potamus.
Hoi wants to pass the guard but Potamus is keeping the position.
Hoi is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hoi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Potamus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Potamus wants to sweep here but Hoi controlling him for the moment.
Hoi content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hoi working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Potamus's head.
Hoi works over Potamus with some ground and pound from guard.
Hoi working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Potamus's head.#SUB#
Potamus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Potamus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hoi is one step ahead there.
Hoi content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Hoi preventing the sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hoi connects with a couple of short punches.
Potamus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hoi is one step ahead there.
Hoi with a nice head shot there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pina Colada Hoi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Hoi winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pina Colada Hoi!
An out of breath Pina Colada Hoi thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: ABW 168 Brahms - Matonen
Date: Oct 18, 2018

#R1#
Hoi walks into a left hand.
Decent striking displayed by Douglass there.
Hoi jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A clash of legs there as Hoi blocks the low kick.
A little feinted left hand from Hoi on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hoi swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Douglass counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hoi misses with a wild body shot.
Douglass throws a fast counter high kick but Hoi manages to duck under it in time.
Hoi throws a body shot but no joy.
Douglass only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Douglass walks into a left hand.
Hoi lands a jab to the head.
Hoi on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hoi tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hoi looks to land a right hand but Douglass moved out of range.
We've been hearing reports that Hoi has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Douglass scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Douglass throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hoi is breathing heavily.#T1#
Douglass lands with a good body shot.
Douglass lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #CL2#
Douglass clinches up against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Douglass.
Hoi trying to stall but Douglass improves his position.
Douglass displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hoi up against the cage.
Hoi drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Douglass gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Hoi drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Douglass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hoi stalling. #TD#
Hoi gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Douglass regains guard. #ES2#
Douglass pushes Hoi off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD#
Hoi is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Douglass's half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Douglass's head.
Douglass trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Poor strikes thrown by Hoi there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Hoi is landing with some decent strikes but Douglass is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Hoi throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Douglass avoids a series of strikes thrown by Hoi.
Hoi throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Douglass tries to lock up and control but Hoi gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T3#
Hoi misses with some ground and pound and Douglass recovers position to half guard.
Hoi throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hoi thows a huge punch but Douglass dodges it nicely.
Hoi thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Douglass controlling the position for now.
Hoi missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Douglass manages to get to full guard.
Hoi scoring with some ground and pound.
Hoi is working Douglass over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T4#
Hoi trying to control but Douglass is working from the bottom.
Douglass is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hoi looking to sit in guard and control but Douglass gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Douglass must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hoi tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hoi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoi is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Murdo Douglass will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Douglass is looking to clinch.
Douglass ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#CL2#
Douglass clinches up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Douglass.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Hoi as Douglass tries to tie him up.
Douglass prevents the takedown attempt.
Douglass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hoi slowing the pace effectively.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Douglass presses Hoi against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douglass scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hoi goes for a takedown attempt but Douglass pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Douglass connects with an inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Douglass tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Douglass misses with a body shot.
Hoi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Douglass.
Douglass throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hoi misses with a body shot.
Douglass moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hoi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Douglass.
Douglass buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hoi takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The fighters circle momentarily. Douglass darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hoi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Douglass counters with a lovely straight right hand!#KD2#
Douglass feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hoi sprawling to the canvas! Hoi rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Douglass finish him?! #ROC2#
Hoi is rocked!#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douglass scores with a body shot.
Oh Hoi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Douglass lands with a thumping leg kick.
Douglass fakes the leg kick and cracks Hoi in the body.
Douglass lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hoi's sensitive parts.
Hoi seems to have got his legs back now.
Douglass scores with a decent looking hook.
Douglass feints a jab and as Hoi dips his head, Douglass unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Hoi right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Hoi falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Douglass smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Murdo Douglass!
Murdo Douglass really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Freebok (85% Laundry) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

Event: ABW 159 Smith - Wolf
Date: Sep 11, 2018

#R1#
Grace throws a looping overhand right but Hoi ducks down to avoid it.
Hoi feints a counter leg kick.
Grace scores with a nice head shot.
Grace misses the jab.
Grace throws the left hand but Hoi avoids the punch easily.
Grace takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hoi dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Grace. That did some damage!
Hoi slips under a jab from Grace.
Hoi tries to work over Grace's front leg with a kick but Grace checks it.
The fighters circling - Hoi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Grace seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Grace throws a hook to the side of Hoi's head but Hoi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hoi let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An inside leg kick from Hoi misses.
Grace lands a head shot.
Grace moves into range and connects with a jab.
Grace on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grace throws a right and a left that Hoi avoids nicely. #T1#
Grace fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Grace connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hoi. Hoi circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Grace motions for Hoi to come forward. Grace throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Grace dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hoi. That did some damage!
Hoi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grace.
Grace fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Hoi to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Hoi looks to clinch but Grace throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Hoi taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Earl Lee Grace!

Event: ABW 153 Arendse - OByrne
Date: Aug 16, 2018

#R1#
Tymonowicz stalks Hoi and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hoi's face. Hoi staggers backwards, shaken.
Tymonowicz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tymonowicz throws a series of punches but Hoi avoids them all with ease.
Henryk Tymonowicz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD2#
Tymonowicz drops Hoi with a nice combination! Tymonowicz dives into Hoi's guard, looking to finish! #ROC2#
Hoi is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tymonowicz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hoi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Oh Hoi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tymonowicz landing some decent shots from guard.
Tymonowicz passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Hoi seems to have got his legs back now.#SUB2#
Tymonowicz thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Hoi is looking for a sweep.
Tymonowicz working away.
Hoi is looking to reverse the position.#SU2#
Tymonowicz decides to stand up, so the ref orders Hoi to his feet. #T1#
Tymonowicz dips to his left and cracks Hoi with an uppercut!
Hoi is looking to land body kicks.
Tymonowicz avoids the body shot from Hoi.
Tymonowicz lands with a kick to the temple. Hoi shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tymonowicz throws a hook to the side of Hoi's head but Hoi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tymonowicz was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoi.
Tymonowicz misses with a head kick.
We've been informed that Tymonowicz has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tymonowicz works Hoi's body with a nice hook.#KD2#
Tymonowicz waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Hoi. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Hoi to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoi looking for a sweep. Not yet Hoi, not yet.
Tymonowicz wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving. #SU2#
Hoi is working an open guard so Tymonowicz takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T2#
Hoi lands with a good body shot.
Tymonowicz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hoi circles away quickly and effectively.
Hoi lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A head kick by Tymonowicz misses
letting Hoi counter with a right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Henryk Tymonowicz has been cut.
Hoi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tymonowicz moves away.
Hoi lands with a shot to the body.
A leg kick checked by Tymonowicz.#TD#
Hoi gets a takedown into half guard.
Hoi drops an elbow to the side of Tymonowicz's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tymonowicz is trying to maintain the position but Hoi is very close to passing his half guard.#T3#
Tymonowicz is looking to improve his position.
Tymonowicz is trying to maintain the position but Hoi is very close to passing his half guard.
Hoi throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tymonowicz trying to control here.
Tymonowicz regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Hoi.
Hoi stopping the sweep attempt from Tymonowicz.
Tymonowicz controls Hoi momentarily but Hoi frees himself.
Hoi content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T4#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Tymonowicz is on top in guard. #REVB#
Tymonowicz preventing the sweep.
Tymonowicz is fighting to break Hoi's control of his arms but Hoi is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Tymonowicz from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Tymonowicz drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Hoi dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Hoi distracts Tymonowicz with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB2#
Tymonowicz working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hoi doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hoi manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hoi working some strikes from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Henryk Tymonowicz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Henryk Tymonowicz's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Hoi looks to score with a jab to the body but Tymonowicz is just out of range.
Hoi takes a swing at Tymonowicz's ribcage but misses.
Tymonowicz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tymonowicz throws a hook but Hoi blocks it.
Tymonowicz throws a jab but it's blocked by Hoi.
Tymonowicz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hoi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tymonowicz.
A telegraphed right hand from Hoi misses the target.
Tymonowicz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hoi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tymonowicz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tymonowicz takes one to the side of the head.
Tymonowicz connects with a leg kick. Hoi looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. #TD#
Hoi scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #T1#
Hoi lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Hoi landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hoi not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Tymonowicz on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Tymonowicz wants to improve his position but Hoi is controlling well.
Hoi looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Tymonowicz with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Tymonowicz trying to hold on to Hoi's head to control him but Hoi postures up.
Tymonowicz is trying to stand.
Hoi lands with a punch from half guard.
Tymonowicz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hoi passes the guard and advances to mount! #T2#
Tymonowicz sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Tymonowicz tries to get to full guard but Hoi has control of the leg.
Hoi scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Hoi winds up and cracks Tymonowicz with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Hoi working Tymonowicz over with strikes. #ROC#
Tymonowicz is rocked!
Hoi landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Tymonowicz is still in real trouble! Can Hoi finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoi lands a big elbow - Tymonowicz is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Hoi!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
Our winner, Pina Colada Hoi, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: ABW 146 Perez - Jones II
Date: Jul 19, 2018

#R1##CL2#
Khaan instigates a clinch.
Khaan looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Hoi drops down looking for an ankle pick but Khaan pulls his leg out and moves away.
Hoi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Khaan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Khaan looks to score with a jab to the body but Hoi is just out of range.#CL2#
Khaan forces Hoi back against the cage and clinches.
Hoi pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hoi tries for a takedown but Khaan manages to get underhooks.
Khaan lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT2#
It looks like Pina Colada Hoi has been cut.#BC2#
Khaan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Khaan needs to keep his hands up - Hoi had a free shot at his head there.#CL2#
Khaan closes the distance and pushes Hoi back into the cage.
Khaan is pressed up against the cage. Hoi has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Khaan down to the mat. Khaan avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pina Colada Hoi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Khaan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Khaan closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hoi takes an elbow to the forehead.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Khaan lands a nice elbow.
Khaan prevents the takedown attempt. #TD#
Hoi has clasped his hands together around Khaan's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done. #ES2#
Khaan explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! #T1#
Khaan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hoi throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Khaan counters with a straight right hand.
Darius Khaan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoi throws a body punch but Khaan moves out of range.
Khaan pounces like a tiger and cracks Hoi with a vicious hook! Hoi is down but not out! Khaan follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Darius Khaan!

Event: ABW 138 Perez - Byyler
Date: Jun 14, 2018

#R1#
Hoi scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. it doesn't seem bothered though.
Hoi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hoi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CUT#
It looks like Suck it has been cut.
it misses with a hook.#TD#
Hoi scores with a takedown into it's guard.
Hoi with a flurry of punches that miss.
Hoi loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
it working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hoi.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi throws a big right hand that misses.
Hoi is working it over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Hoi missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hoi postures up in it's guard and throws a big left but it blocks it.
it preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T1#
Hoi postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
it working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hoi.
Hoi throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hoi in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
it preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hoi trying to control the position from guard on top but it is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
it avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hoi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as it works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hoi postures up in it's guard and throws a big left but it blocks it.
Hoi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
it avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hoi has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
it utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hoi postures up in it's guard and throws a big left but it blocks it. #T2#
Hoi scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Hoi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as it works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoi trying to control the position from guard on top but it is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hoi trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hoi throws a big right hand that misses.
Hoi throws a strike but it rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Hoi looking to hit a scissor sweep but it is one step ahead there.
Hoi has his hands on it's head, controlling the position.
Hoi lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##T3#
Hoi controlling from the top position.
it is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hoi cracks it with a solid left hand.
Hoi landing with the ground and pound. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Hoi loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
it pulls Hoi in close to his closed guard and prevents Hoi from doing any damage or advancing position.
Hoi throwing strikes from guard but it blocks nicely.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hoi accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hoi throws a big right hand that misses.
Hoi tries to free his leg and advance position but it is retaining full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
it is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hoi connects with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pina Colada Hoi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Suck it's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
it misses with a left hand
and Hoi counters with a low kick, right behind it 's knee.
it takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hoi swings away with a body shot that misses
and it cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Decent striking displayed by Hoi there.
Hoi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice shot by Hoi.
Hoi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hoi throws a solid leg kick but it takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hoi.
Hoi is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hoi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but it moves away.
Hoi slips under a jab from it.
Suck it is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Hoi works it's body with a nice hook.
it throws a body shot but no joy.
Hoi attempts a counter takedown but it avoids it well and moves away.
Hoi darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
it gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hoi throws a body punch but it moves out of range.
it looks up at the clock. Bad move! Hoi lands a right hand from hell, dropping it. Hoi pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 21, 2018

#R1#
James shoots in for a takedown but Hoi shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#TD2#
James feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Hoi wants to sweep here but James controlling him for the moment.
Hoi utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hoi might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
James stopping the sweep attempt from Hoi.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
James wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
James stopping the sweep attempt from Hoi.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
James is looking to work some ground and pound but Hoi has wrist control.
Hoi looking to hit a scissor sweep but James is one step ahead there.
James wanted to stand there but Hoi had control of the position. #T1#
James being controlled here momentarily. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hoi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hoi displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from James.
Good leg kick by Hoi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
James has his takedown stuffed
and Hoi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pina Colada Hoi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe James.#T2#
That kick from Hoi tenderised James's leg. James is trying to keep his angry face on.
James shoots in and drives through. Hoi sprawls well.
Hoi changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#TD#
Hoi dives in and scores a takedown into James's guard.
Hoi lands a couple of digs.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if James can do anything to dispel that myth.
Hoi landing with the ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoi connects with a couple of short punches.
James looking to control.
Hoi has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hoi distracts James with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
James has momentary wrist control but Hoi slips an elbow through the middle.
Hoi stands up over James, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hoi wants to control from the top but James keeps moving.
Hoi passes into half guard. #T3#
Hoi is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hoi lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Hoi winds up and cracks James with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Hoi is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hoi lands strikes from half guard.
Nice strikes from Hoi there.
Hoi takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Hoi working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hoi connects with a nice short shot to James's temple.
Hoi working over James with some ground and pound. James looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#ROC#
James is rocked!
James looks winded!#T4#
Hoi sitting in half guard here. He lands a big elbow that has hurt James! Oh, James is in big trouble! Hoi lands more strikes and the ref dives in to save him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
During a confident post fight interview, Pina Colada Hoi thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Angry Birds War 131
Date: May 17, 2018

#R1#
Bhullar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hoi moves away.
Hoi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bhullar manages to avoid it.
Bhullar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hoi.
Hoi thuds a left hand into Bhullar's body.
Hoi throws a big shot that misses.
Bhullar misses with a body shot.
Bhullar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hoi throws out the jab.
Hoi misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi misses with a looping left.
Hoi takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bhullar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bhullar looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1#
Hoi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bhullar attempts a counter takedown but Hoi avoids it well and moves away.
Bhullar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hoi manages to avoid it.
Bhullar takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bhullar misses with a wild body shot.
Hoi lands a jab to the head.
Bhullar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bhullar scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi misses with a hook
and Bhullar counters with a nice uppercut.
Hoi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bhullar.
Hoi just misses with a punch to the body.
Bhullar lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hoi circles away quickly and effectively.
Hoi let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bhullar is looking to wear down Hoi with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#T2#
Hoi throws a lazy uppercut
and Bhullar counters with a nice body shot.
Bhullar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hoi doesn't seem bothered though.
Hoi looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bhullar throws a body punch but Hoi moves out of range. #KD#
Bhullar drops Hoi with a big left hand and mounts him. Hoi is in big trouble!
Bhullar drops a big elbow. That's hurt Hoi! More shots from Bhullar and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Arjan Bhullar!
After the big win, Arjan Bhullar made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Cipher Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

Event: ABW 124 Potter - Bhullar
Date: Apr 24, 2018

#R1#
Hoi lunges at Ure with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ure's hand.
Hoi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hoi lunges at Ure with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ure's hand.
Ure takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoi lands a leg kick that knocks Ure off balance momentarily.
Ure takes one to the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Hoi. Beautiful body shot.
Ure ducks right into an uppercut from Hoi.
Hoi cracks a nice hook into Ure's ribs.
Ure has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ure there as he acknowledges the shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hoi delivers a nice body kick.
Pina Colada Hoi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Hoi moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hoi works Ure's body with a nice hook.
Ure looks winded!
Hoi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hoi cracks Ure with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hoi connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hoi is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hoi chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hoi lands a lovely overhand right.
Ure closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hoi is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T2#
Hoi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hoi, as that shot connected.
Hoi lands a jab to the head.
Hoi stuffs the takedown attempt from Ure. Ure gets slowly back to his feet.
Hoi is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Hoi throws a head kick that Ure semi-blocks.
Hoi digs a good hook to Ure's body. #T3#
Hoi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ure moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hoi jabs at Ure's body.
Hoi throws a quick inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hoi.
Hoi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Ure stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hoi connects with a body shot.
Hoi scores with a hook to the body. Ure takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T4#
Hoi bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ure's head backwards.
Hoi digs a good hook to Ure's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoi getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hoi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hoi digs a good hook to Ure's body.
Hoi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ure ducks right into an uppercut from Hoi.
Hoi scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pina Colada Hoi dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Ure takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hoi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hoi uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ure has time to react.
Nice shot lands for Hoi.
Hoi fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ure has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hoi cracks Ure with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi lands a nice looking body shot.
Phil Ure is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hoi scores with a nice strike.
Ure is breathing heavily.#T1#
Ure walks into a jab.
Hoi bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ure's head backwards.
Hoi lands with an uppercut that bounces Ure off the cage and back into range.
Hoi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A jab from Hoi does it's job there.
Hoi scores with a shot to the body.
Hoi thuds his right hand into Ure's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hoi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#T2#
Ure fails with the takedown.
Hoi attempts a counter takedown but Ure avoids it well and moves away.
Pina Colada Hoi is winning the standup battle so far.
Hoi jabs Ure right on the nose. Ure blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Hoi does it's job there.
Hoi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hoi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#KD#
Hoi lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Ure sprawling to the canvas. Hoi follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Ure hang on? #T3#
Ground and pound from Hoi.
Hoi seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #ROC#
Ure is rocked!
Ure on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ure taking some punishment here, with Hoi in his half guard.
Ure is still in real trouble! Can Hoi finish him?
Hoi controlling the action here.
Ure seems to have recovered his senses.
Hoi lands with a punch from half guard.
Hoi lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Hoi seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Ground and pound from Hoi.
Hoi drops an elbow to the side of Ure's head.
Ure taking some punishment here, with Hoi in his half guard.
Hoi trying to control the pace.
Hoi takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ure has hold of Hoi's hands but Hoi slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoi scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hoi lands a nice short elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pina Colada Hoi dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Ure takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hoi connects with a body shot.
Ure tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hoi punishes Ure's body with a nice straight punch.
Hoi lands a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi jabs Ure to the body, keeping him at a distance.#KD#
Hoi cracks Ure with a big right hand and Ure goes down!
Ure takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Hoi postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hoi stands up over Ure, holding on to his feet. Hoi throws the legs to one side and dives in with a huge shot that lands flush on the chin! Ure is out cold! Hoi lands a couple more shots and the ref tackles him out of the way! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: ABW 114
Date: Mar 15, 2018

#R1#
Hoi tries to clinch there but Takano circles away.
Hoi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hoi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hoi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A countering left hand to the body from Takano misses.
Hoi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Takano.
Hoi takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Yoshi Takano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Takano doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#TD#
Hoi shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Hoi in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hoi preventing the sweep.
Takano pulls Hoi in to control the position.
Takano wants to sweep but no luck.
Hoi throws a strike but Takano rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Hoi looking for a sweep. Not yet Hoi, not yet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB#
Hoi has his foot on Takano's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Takano works his way back into a safe position though.#T1#
Hoi is looking to sweep but instead, Takano has passed into half guard.
Hoi trying to get back to full guard but Takano takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Hoi has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hoi can't escape the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Takano controlling his opponent.
Hoi is desperately trying to improve his position but Takano has a good base and remains in mount.#T2#
Hoi is squirming around, avoiding Takano's attempts to control the action.
Takano controlling from the full mount.
Hoi regains half guard.
Hoi moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Takano tries to free his leg and advance position but Hoi is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Hoi escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Takano gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Hoi looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3##SUB#
Hoi working for submissions but it's allowed Takano to get to half guard. #SUB#
Hoi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hoi wants to control but Takano is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Takano prevents Hoi from improving his position.#SUB#
Hoi looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Takano pushes past his half guard into mount! #T4#
Hoi can't escape the position.
Hoi is working hard here to advance position.
Takano looking to control and managing it successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hoi is in all sorts of trouble here.
Takano avoids the attempt from Hoi to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshi Takano dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Takano misses the shot to the body.
Hoi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Takano counters with a body kick.
Takano looks to score with a jab to the body but Hoi is just out of range.
Hoi drops down looking for a counter takedown but Takano sprawls and moves away.
A big right from Takano misses.
Takano misses the jab.
A good leg kick by Takano.
Takano connects with an inside leg kick.
Hoi's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Takano connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hoi scrambles back to his feet.
Hoi wants to land a leg kick but Takano is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Takano scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Takano but Takano pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nice uppercut lands for Takano. That snapped Hoi's head back. #T1#
Takano tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Takano misses with a kick to the body.
Takano tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Takano moves into range and connects with a jab.
Yoshi Takano seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
Hoi moves into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hoi.
Hoi is trying to drag Takano to the mat but Takano just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Takano misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hoi is trying to pull guard but Takano turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pina Colada Hoi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hoi tries to work over Takano's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hoi just leaning against Takano, taking a breather.
Takano misses with a punch on the inside.
Takano is defending well against a takedown attempt.#T2#
Takano lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Takano.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#BC2#
Takano escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hoi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Takano. Takano obviously looking to wear him down.
Takano takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Takano swings for the body but Hoi moves out of range.
Takano jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hoi loads up on a big right hand but Takano slips the punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Takano. Hoi does a little dance to reset his feet.
Both fighters circling a little - Takano finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hoi tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Takano defends well and Hoi ends up having to push Takano into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
It seemed like Takano was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Takano lands with a nice body punch.
Takano thuds a left hand into Hoi's body.
Hoi doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T3#
Hoi is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice body kick from Takano.#KD2#
Takano lands a big head kick that sends Hoi tumbling to the mat! Takano takes a step backwards and waves Hoi back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Hoi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Takano wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Takano. Hoi shrugs it off though.
Hoi walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Hoi walks forward, straight into a front kick from Takano.
Takano cracks the inside of Hoi's front leg.
Hoi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Takano.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Takano.
A combination from Hoi does no damage. #T4#
Hoi with a lazy takedown attempt
and Takano counters with a low kick, right behind Hoi 's knee.
Takano wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hoi doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Yoshi Takano is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hoi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Takano as he connects with a hook.
Hoi is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Takano scores with a nice head shot.#ROC2#
Hoi is rocked!
Takano lands with a kick to the ribs.
Takano turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Takano tries to land a front kick but Hoi steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hoi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Takano is looking to slow Hoi down with leg kicks.
Takano lands a nice shot to the body.
Takano uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hoi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshi Takano showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Hoi's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Takano throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Takano tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hoi was well out of range. Poor timing from Takano.
Hoi goes for a double leg but Takano avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Takano continues to drive forward.
Hoi misses with a hook
and Takano counters with a good low kick that Hoi was not able to check.
Takano throws a good cross that connects.
Takano thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Hoi if he has to take too many more of those.
Takano has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Takano scores with a push kick.
Takano goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Takano cracks a nice hook into Hoi's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD2#
Takano cracks Hoi with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Hoi looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Takano finish him?
Oh Hoi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Takano.
Takano thuds his shin into the meat of Hoi's side.
Hoi seems to have got his legs back now.#T1#
Hoi moves out of range of the body kick.
Takano is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hoi rather than just go for the knockout.
Takano smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Takano fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hoi steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Takano. That one must have hurt.
Donk. Takano catches Hoi right on the button with a cross.
Takano digs a good hook to Hoi's body.
Hoi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Takano. Hoi shrugs it off though.
Takano looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Takano scores with a spinning back kick!
Hoi steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Takano. That one must have hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoi takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hoi on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pina Colada Hoi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Takano throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Hoi is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Yoshi Takano!
Yoshi Takano seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: ABW 105 De Lange - Meat Boy
Date: Feb 08, 2018

#R1#
Hoi throws a body shot but no joy.
Hoi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hoi misses with a hook
and Paulsen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hoi looks to throw the jab but Paulsen is out of range.
Paulsen tries to land a body kick#TD#
and Hoi counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hoi.
Hoi throws a big right hand that misses.
Hoi working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Paulsen's head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hoi accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hoi postures up.
Hoi trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hoi slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paulsen keeping moving, preventing Hoi from controlling successfully.
Paulsen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hoi. #T1#
Hoi throwing strikes but missing.
Hoi is working Paulsen over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Hoi chips away with some ground and pound.
Hoi working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Paulsen's head.
Hoi working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Paulsen's head.
Hoi throws a strike but Paulsen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB##SUB#
Hoi looking for a guillotine here but Paulsen defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Hoi looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T2#
Hoi looking to control. #SUB#
Hoi is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Hoi has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Paulsen really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hoi. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Hoi has his foot on Paulsen's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Paulsen works his way back into a safe position though.#T3#
Hoi looking for a sweep. Not yet Hoi, not yet. #SUB#
Paulsen got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hoi has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Paulsen has managed to get both his arms back between Hoi's legs - danger averted.
Hoi is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Hoi not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hoi landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hoi not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hoi connects with a nice short shot to Paulsen's temple.
Hoi working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Hoi takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Hoi winds up and cracks Paulsen with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Hoi lands with a punch from half guard.
Hoi looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Paulsen with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hoi lands a nice short elbow.
Hoi has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Nice strikes from Hoi there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hoi frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hoi is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Hoi with good strikes from the mount here!
Hoi postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Paulsen looks a forlorn figure. #CUT#
It looks like Paul Paulsen has been cut.
Paulsen is looking to get to half guard.
Hoi postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Paulsen bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Hoi and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: ABW 94 Douglas - Nielsen
Date: Jan 02, 2018

#R1#
Bengtsson is looking to clinch but Hoi is avoiding it.
Hoi throws a jab but it's blocked by Bengtsson.
Hoi slips a jab and a cross from Bengtsson.
Bengtsson avoids the body shot from Hoi.
Hoi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bengtsson tries to clinch but Hoi moves out of range.
Bengtsson throws a series of punches but Hoi avoids them all with ease.
Hoi is looking to counter punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bengtsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bengtsson misses with the combination. #CL2#
Hoi tries to keep at a distance but Bengtsson has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bengtsson scores with a shot to the side of Hoi's head.
Hoi tries to stall but Bengtsson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Hoi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #T1#
Hoi pushes Bengtsson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bengtsson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bengtsson lands with a right to the head.
Hoi scores with a shot to the side of Bengtsson's head.
Hoi struggles to land a body shot inside as Bengtsson controls his hands.
Bengtsson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bengtsson throws a punch but it's blocked by Hoi.
Bengtsson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hoi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hoi tries to throw a body punch but Bengtsson avoids it by throwing Hoi back against the cage.
Bengtsson working aggressively here.
Hoi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hoi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hoi is trying to maintain a safe position but Bengtsson gets an underhook and turns Hoi into the cage.
Hoi trying to control the position but instead, Bengtsson has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hoi into the cage.
Hoi tries a body shot but Bengtsson blocks it.
Bengtsson digs a right hand underneath Hoi's ribcage. Hoi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bengtsson working aggressively here.
Hoi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T2#
Bengtsson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hoi blocking some punches.
Hoi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bengtsson's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Bengtsson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoi has a couple of punches blocked by Bengtsson.
Bengtsson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hoi blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hoi.
Hoi will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bengtsson up against the cage.
Hoi has a couple of punches blocked by Bengtsson.
Hoi lands a left hand.
A short left from Bengtsson.
Bengtsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bengtsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hoi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hoi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hoi blocks a body shot from Bengtsson.
Hoi misses with a body punch.
Hoi tries a body shot but Bengtsson blocks it. #T3#
Bengtsson throws a head punch that misses.
Hoi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bengtsson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hoi backwards.
Bengtsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short left from Hoi.
Hoi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bengtsson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bengtsson tries to throw a body punch but Hoi avoids it by throwing Bengtsson back against the cage.
Hoi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hoi makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bengtsson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bengtsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bengtsson prevents a body shot from Hoi.
Hoi is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Bengtsson lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bengtsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hoi lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bengtsson backwards.
Hoi struggles to land a body shot inside as Bengtsson controls his hands.
Hoi lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T4#
Bengtsson digs a right hand into Hoi's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hoi's gas tank.
Bengtsson misses with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Bengtsson.
Hoi is breathing heavily.
A hook to the body from Bengtsson.
Bengtsson misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Bengtsson.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bengtsson.
Bengtsson lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bengtsson. #KD2#
Bengtsson lands an uppercut that drops Hoi! Bengtsson follows him to the canvas looking to finish. #SU2#
Bengtsson stands up and beckons Hoi to his feet. #CL2#
Bengtsson takes the fight into the clinch.
Bengtsson scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch on the inside from Bengtsson fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Bengtsson.
Bengtsson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hoi backwards. #ROC2#
Hoi is rocked!#BC#
Hoi breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eddy Bengtsson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Bengtsson tries to clinch up.
Bengtsson connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Hoi to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Bengtsson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eddy Bengtsson!
After the big win, Eddy Bengtsson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Vikai Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 07, 2017

#R1#
Hoi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've been hearing reports that Hoi has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Hoi cracks Harris with a right hand to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Frank Harris has been cut.
Harris throws a head kick that misses
and Hoi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hoi scores with a hook to the body. Harris takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hoi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Harris takes one on the button.
Harris throws a leg kick
and Hoi counters with a crisp right that sends Harris to the canvas! Hoi follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pina Colada Hoi!
A very excited looking Pina Colada Hoi made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: TWGC 19 (265+lbs, D1): Helsinki Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Nov 24, 2017

Coming up we have a super heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 9209 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aleksandar Kamenov (ranked 1311 p4p, 194 weight class). Kamenov is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Korn - Hey Daddy. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

205 cm
22 yrs
265 lbs

193 cm
37 yrs
210 lbs

Hoi

Kamenov

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 1 losses; Pina Colada Hoi! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Aleksandar Kamenov!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.

Kamenov bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Hoi (0) vs (4) Kamenov
Hoi seems a little lost for a moment, as Kamenov dominates the positioning.
Kamenov wants to control but Hoi is keeping him busy.
Kamenov taking a break here but Hoi is having none of it and regains half guard.
Hoi wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi is trying to control but can't.
Hoi gets full guard.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Kamenov from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamenov looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hoi tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Hoi can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Kamenov controls the pace.
Kamenov wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi pulls Kamenov in close to prevent any damage.
Kamenov pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hoi is keeping the position for now.
Kamenov looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Hoi keeping full guard, as Kamenov tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Kamenov seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Kamenov trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Kamenov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hoi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kamenov content to stall in guard here.
Kamenov tries to free his leg and advance position but Hoi is retaining full guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov keeps trying to improve his position.
Kamenov trying to control but Hoi is working from the bottom.
Hoi looking to control.
Hoi wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov passes Hoi's left leg - he's now in half guard.
We've been informed that Kamenov has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.

Kamenov seems to be working for a kimura but Hoi defends the submission attempt.
Hoi won't allow Kamenov to pass to mount.
Kamenov wants to take a breather but Hoi is having none of it.
Hoi wants to control but Kamenov is keeping busy.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

Kamenov is working for a submission of some sort.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov wants to pass the guard but Hoi is defending well.
Hoi wants to control but Kamenov passes into side.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (0) vs (7) Kamenov

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov is looking to take a break and control but Hoi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hoi is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Hoi's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hoi is being controlled here.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Hoi can't do much from the bottom here.
Kamenov controlling from side mount.
Hoi wants to control but Kamenov postures up.
Kamenov wants to take a breather but Hoi manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Kamenov.
Kamenov controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov postures up.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Kamenov from controlling successfully.
Hoi wants to sweep but no luck.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov postures up.
Kamenov stays in close to Hoi's body and controls the position.
Hoi is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kamenov looking to pass the guard.
Hoi looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kamenov is one step ahead there.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov trying to control but Hoi is working from the bottom.
Hoi working a defensive guard but Kamenov passes into half guard.
Hoi tries to get to full guard but Kamenov has control of the leg.
Hoi has his hands clasped together around Kamenov's back. He's all about the action.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Kamenov seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Hoi tries to get to full guard but Kamenov has control of the leg.
Hoi keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hoi is staying active underneath Kamenov, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kamenov wins on points by 7 to 0.
An out of breath and clearly excited Aleksandar Kamenov thanked RAGS of a RONIN for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 11, 2017

#R1#
A shot to the body from Hoi misses
and Tigiev counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tigiev scores with a shot to the body.
Tigiev lands a nice shot to the body.
Hoi gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Tigiev counters with a nice uppercut.
Hoi throws a combination that misses
letting Tigiev counter with a right hand.
Tigiev on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hoi. Hoi obviously looking to wear him down.
Hoi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hoi misses with a left hand
and Tigiev counters with a stiff right hand.
Hoi slips under a jab.
Tigiev slips under a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hoi misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Tigiev to counter with a crisp jab.
Hoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tigiev was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoi.
Despite the aggression on Tigiev's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Hoi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tigiev as he jumps to the side. #T1#
Hoi throws a lazy uppercut
and Tigiev counters with a right hand to the body.
Hoi shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Tigiev counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tigiev swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hoi throws a leg kick
and Tigiev counters with a straight right hand.
Hoi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hoi misses with a body shot.
Tigiev keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hoi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hoi throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tigiev connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hoi throws a sloppy body shot
and Tigiev counters with a nice body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hoi. That's going to slow Tigiev down. #T2#
Hoi misses with a right hand
and Tigiev connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hoi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hoi misses with a body shot #KD2#
and Tigiev counters with a crisp right hand that drops Hoi! Tigiev lets Hoi back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Hoi misses with a hook
and Tigiev counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#ROC2#
Hoi is rocked!
Hoi walks into a jab.
Oh Hoi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sarmat Tigiev is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice body punch from Tigiev.
Hoi seems to have got his legs back now.
Hoi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tigiev counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hoi is breathing heavily.
Hoi misses with a left hand #KD2#
and Tigiev counters with a nice right hand that sends Hoi toppling to the canvas! Hoi scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Tigiev finish him?!
Hoi looks up at the clock. Bad move! Tigiev lands a right hand from hell, dropping Hoi. Tigiev pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sarmat Tigiev!

Event: TWGC 18 (265lbs, D3): Finals - Round 3
Date: Sep 29, 2017

Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 8591 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vasilli Drakov (ranked 5393 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

205 cm
21 yrs
265 lbs

190 cm
24 yrs
220 lbs

Hoi

Drakov

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 0 losses; Pina Colada Hoi! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 1 losses; Vasilli Drakov!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Robert Douchet.

The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Hoi tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Drakov defends well and Hoi ends up having to push Drakov into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Hoi darts in and clinches Drakov up against the cage.
Drakov is pressed up against the cage. Hoi has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Drakov down to the mat. Drakov avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Hoi moves into range and clinches up with Drakov.
Drakov can't get the takedown.

Drakov is fighting off a takedown attempt but Hoi is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Drakov to the mat. Drakov regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hoi (2) vs (0) Drakov
Hoi is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Drakov working for submissions but it's allowed Hoi to get to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drakov is looking to improve his position.

Drakov is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hoi pulls his head out easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drakov wants to control but Hoi is keeping busy.
Hoi seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Drakov is looking for a sweep. Hoi is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Drakov actively working from the bottom here.
Drakov moves into full guard.

Drakov looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hoi has picked Drakov up and slammed him! Drakov can't keep hold of the triangle and Hoi manages to pass to side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (5) vs (0) Drakov

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Drakov will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
You can see the frustration on Drakov's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Drakov is trying to improve his position.
Drakov is being controlled here.

Hoi tries for a kimura but Drakov is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi advances nicely into full mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hoi (7) vs (0) Drakov

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drakov is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Drakov sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Drakov trying to hold on to Hoi's head to control him but Hoi postures up.

Drakov looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hoi prevents Drakov from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoi wants to pass to mount but Drakov is defending the position.
Hoi performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi tries to pass to full mount but Drakov defends it.

Drakov is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hoi pulls his head out easily.

Drakov actively working from the bottom here.
Still in half guard, Hoi seems content to control.

Drakov looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hoi content to control rather than advance.

Drakov looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Drakov looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Drakov trying to control from the bottom.
Hoi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's six minutes gone in the round.

Drakov is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hoi pulls his head out easily.
Hoi controlling the pace.
Hoi has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Hoi prevents Drakov from improving his position.
Hoi performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Drakov moves into full guard.

Drakov throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hoi stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Drakov swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hoi is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Drakov working for a triangle but Hoi defends it easily.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Hoi preventing the sweep.
Hoi passes Drakov's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Drakov is trying to get back to full guard.
Hoi trying to pass the guard but Drakov defending well.
Hoi controlling the action here.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.

Drakov is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hoi pulls his head out easily.

Drakov is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Hoi pulls his head out easily.
Hoi performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Hoi looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Drakov tries to get to full guard but Hoi has control of the leg.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Drakov trying to hold on to Hoi's head to control him but Hoi postures up.
Drakov wants to improve his position but Hoi is controlling well.
Drakov makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Drakov.
Hoi is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Drakov working for submissions but it's allowed Hoi to get to half guard.
Hoi content to control rather than advance.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Drakov tries to get to full guard but Hoi has control of the leg.
Hoi content to control rather than advance.
Hoi passes to full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (10) vs (0) Drakov
Hoi content just to control the position here.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Drakov wants to hold on but Hoi pushes him away.
Drakov sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Drakov is trying to control but can't.
Hoi slows the pace down in half guard.

Drakov actively working from the bottom here.
Hoi controlling the pace.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Hoi trying to pass the guard but Drakov defending well.
Drakov wants to get back to full guard but Hoi has mounted him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (13) vs (0) Drakov
Hoi controlling from the full mount.
Drakov is trying to escape the mount.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Hoi controlling his opponent.
Drakov gets back to half guard.

Hoi goes for a cartwheel guard pass here but Drakov does a handstand and catches Hoi in mid air with a triangle! Could it be? It is! It's the triple decker pecker wrecker! The fighters land on the ground with Drakov on top - Hoi is already out from the submission! Drakov gives Hoi's pecker the obligatory post submission twist and this one is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall over! Are you kidding me! That is world class Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. That guy is my hero!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 14:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (TDPW) . Vasilli Drakov!
Vasilli Drakov is the new heavyweight champion!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Vasilli Drakov made sure he mentioned Fatty's , along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: TWGC 18 (265lbs, D3): Finals - Round 2
Date: Sep 28, 2017

Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 8585 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Quick (ranked 21431 p4p, 0 weight class). Jimmy Quick is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

205 cm
21 yrs
265 lbs

200 cm
23 yrs
198 lbs

Hoi

Quick

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Pina Colada Hoi! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 3 losses; Jimmy Quick!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Quick shoots in looking for a takedown but Hoi manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Quick's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Quick gets tackled into the cage by Hoi. Hoi maintains the clinch.

Hoi gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hoi (2) vs (0) Quick
Hoi content to control rather than advance.
Hoi is thwarting Quick's attempts to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoi perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quick is trying to maintain the position but Hoi is very close to passing his half guard.
Hoi sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Quick is in trouble now - Hoi has advanced to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (5) vs (0) Quick
Quick tries to hold on but Hoi postures up.
Hoi controlling the position easily from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quick tries to reverse the position but Hoi maintains control.
Quick is still trying to improve position.
Quick tries to lock up and control but Hoi gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Hoi seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Quick for as long as he can get away with.
Quick is wriggling around trying to escape.
Hoi takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Quick regains half guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Quick is trying to maintain the position but Hoi is very close to passing his half guard.
Hoi is pressing down on Quick's thigh, looking to free his foot. Quick is holding on for now.
Hoi controlling the action here.
Quick moves into full guard.
Hoi slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Hoi trying to move into half guard but instead Quick has managed to sweep!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (5) vs (2) Quick
Hoi is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (7) vs (2) Quick
Quick is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Quick trying to hold on to Hoi's head to control him but Hoi postures up.
Hoi tries to pass the half guard into mount. Quick knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hoi with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Hoi frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (10) vs (2) Quick
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Quick tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Hoi avoids the attempt from Quick to control.
Hoi controlling the pace for now.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Quick tries to hold on but Hoi pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoi controlling his opponent.
Hoi has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Quick keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Quick tries to hold on but Hoi postures up.
Quick is looking to improve his position but Hoi isn't that keen on the idea.
Hoi takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Quick is working to get back to half guard.
Hoi controlling from mount.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Quick is looking to improve his position but Hoi isn't that keen on the idea.
Hoi controlling from the full mount.
Quick tries to hold on but Hoi pushes him away.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Hoi controlling the pace for now.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Hoi.
Quick tries to hold on but Hoi pushes him away.
Hoi controlling from mount.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Quick wants to hold on but Hoi pushes him away.
Hoi controlling the position easily from mount.
Quick manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Hoi slows the pace down in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Hoi takes the fight on points by 10 to 2.
A relieved looking Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: TWGC 18 (265lbs, D3): Finals - Round 1
Date: Sep 27, 2017

Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 8574 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butch Harris Jr (ranked 2867 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

205 cm
21 yrs
265 lbs

186 cm
24 yrs
225 lbs

Hoi

Harris Jr

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Pina Colada Hoi! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 1 losses; Butch Harris Jr!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and Trevor Gratis.

The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Hoi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Harris Jr wants to clinch.
Harris Jr slaps away a takedown attempt from Hoi, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Hoi tries to keep at a distance but Harris Jr has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hoi drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Harris Jr gets the underhooks and prevents it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Hoi tightens his grip and picks Harris Jr up, before dumping him to the ground. Harris Jr manages to land in guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hoi (2) vs (0) Harris Jr
Hoi not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi tries to free his leg and advance position but Harris Jr is retaining full guard.
Hoi slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Hoi has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Hoi stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Harris Jr swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hoi preventing the sweep.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris Jr is trying to control the position but Hoi postures up.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Hoi being controlled here momentarily.
Hoi trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Harris Jr manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (2) vs (2) Harris Jr
Hoi is pulling down on Harris Jr's head. It's preventing any offense from Harris Jr, at least for the moment.
Harris Jr trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoi has Harris Jr pulled in close to control his posture.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Hoi is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (4) vs (2) Harris Jr
Hoi engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Hoi passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (7) vs (2) Harris Jr

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hoi (9) vs (2) Harris Jr
Hoi controlling from mount.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hoi's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from Hoi.
Hoi seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Harris Jr for as long as he can get away with.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Hoi prevents Harris Jr from getting the reversal.
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Hoi.
Harris Jr tries to lock up and control but Hoi gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Hoi tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Hoi is stinking the place up with his stalling.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Harris Jr is trying desperately to improve position.
Hoi content just to control the position here.
Hoi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Hoi prevents Harris Jr from getting the reversal.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Harris Jr tries to hold on but Hoi postures up.
Hoi controlling from the full mount.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.

Hoi working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Harris Jr turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Hoi off and cradles Harris Jr's limp body as Hoi celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 12:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Pina Colada Hoi!
An out of breath Pina Colada Hoi thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: TWGC 18 (265lbs, D3): Sydney Qualifier - Round 2
Date: Sep 19, 2017

Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 8621 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhhamad Bin Zayed (ranked 5878 p4p, 0 weight class). Muhhamad Bin Zayed is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

205 cm
21 yrs
265 lbs

182 cm
25 yrs
206 lbs

Hoi

Bin Zayed

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Pina Colada Hoi! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Muhhamad Bin Zayed!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Chris Dean and Summer Carpenter.

The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.

Hoi moves into the clinch successfully.

Hoi gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hoi (2) vs (0) Bin Zayed
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bin Zayed is looking to get back to full guard here but Hoi has managed to pass to side control instead.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (5) vs (0) Bin Zayed
Hoi tries to advance to mount but Bin Zayed denies him.
Bin Zayed is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Hoi is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hoi (7) vs (0) Bin Zayed
Bin Zayed tries to lock up and control but Hoi gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hoi controlling the position easily from mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin Zayed is trying desperately to improve position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi controlling the position easily from mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Zayed is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hoi tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bin Zayed tries to hold on but Hoi postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi controlling his opponent.
Bin Zayed told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.

Hoi jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Bin Zayed is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Bin Zayed and Hoi has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Bin Zayed seems a little lost for a moment, as Hoi dominates the positioning.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Zayed is looking to regain half guard here but Hoi keeps moving and retains side control.
Bin Zayed being controlled for a moment.
Hoi gets to mount! Bin Zayed was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hoi (9) vs (0) Bin Zayed
Bin Zayed slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Hoi will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi trying to pass the guard but Bin Zayed defending well.
Hoi is controlling the pace.
Hoi passes the guard and advances to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (12) vs (0) Bin Zayed
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hoi seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Bin Zayed for as long as he can get away with.
Hoi has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Hoi continues to stall.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Bin Zayed tries to reverse the position but Hoi maintains control.
Hoi sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
More hug and hope from Hoi.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Bin Zayed is trying to escape the mount.

Hoi working for a guillotine from mount but Bin Zayed is in no mood to give up.
Hoi tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Hoi's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Further stalling from Hoi.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Hoi is stinking the place up with his stalling.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Bin Zayed tries to hold on but Hoi pushes him away.
Hoi controlling the pace for now.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.

Hoi working for a guillotine from mount but Bin Zayed is in no mood to give up.
Bin Zayed gets back to half guard.
Bin Zayed is looking to improve his position.
Hoi is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Hoi works his way into full mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (15) vs (0) Bin Zayed
Hoi controlling from mount.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Bin Zayed is desperately trying to improve his position but Hoi has a good base and remains in mount.
Hoi takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bin Zayed is trying desperately to improve position.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Hoi controlling the position easily from mount.
Bin Zayed is trying to escape the mount.
Hoi controlling his opponent.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bin Zayed is looking to get to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hoi takes the fight on points by 15 to 0.
A relieved looking Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: TWGC 18 (265lbs, D3): Sydney Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Sep 18, 2017

Coming up we have a heavyweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 8633 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Mauricio DeSilva (ranked 22527 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

205 cm
21 yrs
265 lbs

200 cm
22 yrs
210 lbs

Hoi

DeSilva

This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Pina Colada Hoi! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Antonio Mauricio DeSilva!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Francis DeMontford and Darius Henderson.

The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.

DeSilva closes the distance and pushes Hoi back into the cage.

Hoi tightens his grip and picks DeSilva up, before dumping him to the ground. DeSilva manages to land in guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Hoi (2) vs (0) DeSilva
DeSilva is trying to control the position but Hoi postures up.
Hoi not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
DeSilva is pulling down on Hoi's head to control his posture.
DeSilva has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Hoi has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (5) vs (0) DeSilva
Hoi moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
DeSilva tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Hoi presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Hoi (7) vs (0) DeSilva

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeSilva is in all sorts of trouble here.
DeSilva told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Hoi tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
DeSilva tries to hold on but Hoi postures up.
Hoi wants to control the action but instead DeSilva gets a body lock and reverses into Hoi's guard! Nice work!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (7) vs (2) DeSilva
DeSilva controlling from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoi trying to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeSilva won't allow Hoi to sweep him here.
DeSilva stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hoi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoi has his hands on DeSilva's head, controlling the position.
Hoi trying to keep a closed guard but DeSilva is proving a slippery customer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoi keeping full guard, as DeSilva tries to pass.
Hoi controlling DeSilva's posture.
DeSilva engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Hoi is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoi's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
DeSilva tries to free his leg and advance position but Hoi is retaining full guard.
DeSilva controlling from the top position.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Hoi is pulling down on DeSilva's head to control his posture.
DeSilva sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
DeSilva won't allow Hoi to sweep him here.
Hoi wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
DeSilva looking to pass the guard.
DeSilva is fighting to break Hoi's control of his arms but Hoi is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
DeSilva looking to pass the guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
DeSilva is fighting to break Hoi's control of his arms but Hoi is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
DeSilva must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
DeSilva trying to control but Hoi is working from the bottom.
DeSilva is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Hoi bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in DeSilva's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (9) vs (2) DeSilva

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Hoi slips nicely into half guard.
DeSilva is looking to improve his position.
Hoi with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
DeSilva has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hoi is working away from the top position though.
DeSilva is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
DeSilva keeps trying to improve his position.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Hoi is trying to control. DeSilva wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Hoi trying to control the pace.
DeSilva keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Hoi content to control rather than advance.
DeSilva is looking for a sweep. Hoi is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
DeSilva is trying to maintain the position but Hoi is very close to passing his half guard.
DeSilva is concentrating on defense, preventing Hoi from advancing position.

Hoi is working for a kimura but DeSilva is defending it quite comfortably.
DeSilva wants to improve his position but Hoi is controlling well.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
DeSilva is looking to control Hoi's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can DeSilva avoid being mounted?
Hoi content to control rather than advance.
DeSilva gets full guard.
Hoi controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hoi forces his way into half guard.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
DeSilva regains full guard. Nicely done.
Hoi engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
DeSilva not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hoi wants to control from the top but DeSilva keeps moving.
DeSilva is adopting a defensive guard.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Hoi looking to pass the guard.
DeSilva working a defensive guard here.
DeSilva keeping moving, preventing Hoi from controlling successfully.
Hoi sitting in guard here, content to control.
DeSilva bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hoi's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Hoi (9) vs (4) DeSilva

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Hoi wants to hit a switch here but DeSilva passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Hoi there!
Score +3 for passing guard: Hoi (9) vs (7) DeSilva
Hoi tries to lock up and control but DeSilva gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
DeSilva wants to take Hoi's back here but Hoi is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Hoi can't escape the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
DeSilva wants to control the pace but Hoi is squirming around nicely.
Hoi is looking to improve his position but DeSilva isn't that keen on the idea.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hoi takes the fight on points by 9 to 7.
A relieved looking Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

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