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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 18, 2017 |
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.#TD#
Wilkins drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Alshitface looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Alshitface tries to buck Wilkins off but Wilkins is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU#
Wilkins stands up and beckons Alshitface to his feet. #TD#
Wilkins darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Wilkins working Alshitface over with strikes. #SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Wilkins is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T1##SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Wilkins working the head and body with strikes. #SUB2#
Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Wilkins pulls his head out easily.
Wilkins scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ground and pound from Wilkins.
Wilkins working over Alshitface with some ground and pound. Alshitface looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T2##SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Wilkins seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Wilkins is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Nice strikes from Wilkins there. #SUB2#
Alshitface has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Wilkins escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Wilkins!#SUB#
Wilkins thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Wilkins controls the position.#T3#
Wilkins looks up at the clock and then as Alshitface takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Wilkins smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Wilkins cracks Alshitface with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Alshitface taking punishment in the form of punches.
Alshitface takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Alshitface taking a bit of punishment here - Wilkins scoring with strikes.
Alshitface tries to improve position but can't. #SUB#
Wilkins wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Alshitface, who protects the arm well.
Alshitface looks to move to half guard but instead Wilkins has passed into mount! Damn!
Wilkins landing strikes, looking to finish!
Wilkins is in the full mount, landing strikes. #T4#
Wilkins with good strikes from the mount here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wilkins lands a couple of good shots and Alshitface has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Alshitface rolls, trying to escape but Wilkins keeps control of the position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilkins is landing with strikes. Alshitface can't take much more of this.
Alshitface tries to escape but Wilkins has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Wilkins cracks Alshitface with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Alshitface from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Alshitface can't escape the position.
Wilkins knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Alshitface on the ground.#SUB#
Alshitface preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Wilkins.
Wilkins has the hooks in. Alshitface is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ernie Wilkins dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##TD#
Alshitface tries to sprawl but Wilkins drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Wilkins winds up and cracks Alshitface with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Wilkins looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Alshitface with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Wilkins lands strikes from half guard.
Wilkins working over Alshitface with some ground and pound. Alshitface looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilkins lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Wilkins looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Alshitface with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #SUB2#
Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Wilkins pulls his head out easily.
Alshitface is breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T1#
Alshitface is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Wilkins scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wilkins lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Nice strikes from Wilkins there.
Wilkins is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Alshitface can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Wilkins is looking for a kimura but Alshitface is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Wilkins to get the leverage.
Ground and pound from Wilkins. #SUB2#
Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Wilkins is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#SUB2#
Alshitface looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Wilkins pushes past his half guard into mount! #T2#
Wilkins lands with some strikes.
Alshitface tries to reverse the position but Wilkins maintains control.
Wilkins controlling from the full mount.
Alshitface is desperately trying to improve his position but Wilkins has a good base and remains in mount.
Alshitface is in a horrible position here. Wilkins smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Alshitface is wriggling around trying to escape.
Wilkins landing punches. #T3#
Alshitface is desperately trying to improve his position but Wilkins has a good base and remains in mount.
Alshitface keeps trying to improve his position.
Wilkins lands a couple of good shots and Alshitface has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Alshitface tries to escape the position.
Ernie Wilkins overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T4#
Wilkins cracks Alshitface with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Alshitface from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Alshitface is in bad spot here.
Wilkins gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Alshitface wants to escape the position.
Wilkins is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Wilkins gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Wilkins gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Wilkins apologises and we restart here on the feet.
#CL#
Wilkins has managed to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ernie Wilkins dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3##CL#
Wilkins gets a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Wilkins.
Wilkins lands with a left to the head. #BC#
Wilkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#TD2#
Alshitface closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Wilkins's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES#
Wilkins uses the cage to get back to his feet.
#TD#
Wilkins closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Alshitface takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Alshitface tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Wilkins wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Wilkins working the head with strikes.
Wilkins landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. #SUB#
Wilkins is trying to get an arm triangle but Alshitface is defending well.
Alshitface is trying to get back to half guard.
Wilkins lands a decent elbow from side control.
Alshitface looks to move to half guard but instead Wilkins has passed into mount! Damn!#T2#
Wilkins prevents Alshitface from getting the reversal.
Wilkins lands a heavy elbow.
Alshitface keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Wilkins lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Alshitface hang on?#T3#
Wilkins tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Alshitface is looking to get to half guard.#SUB#
Wilkins is working for a guillotine from mount but Alshitface frees his head quite easily.
Alshitface can't escape the position.
#T4#
Wilkins looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Alshitface is looking to improve his position but Wilkins isn't that keen on the idea.
Alshitface manages to regain half guard. Good work. #SUB2#
Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Wilkins pulls his head out easily.
Alshitface is trying to get back to full guard.
Muhamad Alshitface has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ernie Wilkins is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wilkins moves into side control, avoiding the strikes from Alshitface.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ernie Wilkins showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wilkins has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ernie Wilkins!
Muhamad Alshitface spoke after the fight, saying 'You westernised Zionist Fuck!!'.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 714 Round 3
Date: Dec 31, 2016 |
#R1##TD#
Kaze closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Alshitface quickly recovers to half guard.
Still in half guard, Kaze seems content to control.
Kaze will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB2#
Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.#SU#
Kaze decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up. #TD#
Alshitface gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#SU#
Kaze decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #CL#
Kaze darts in and clinches Alshitface up against the cage.#TD#
Kaze jumps guard.
Kaze on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kaze tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
Alshitface drops back looking for a leg! Kaze is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kaze manages to kick Alshitface off! Alshitface jumps back into Kaze's guard.
Kaze is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T1##SUB#
Kaze looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kaze lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Kaze pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Alshitface is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Alshitface throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kaze working some strikes from top position.#T2##SUB2#
Alshitface isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Kaze stacks Alshitface on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Kaze!
Kaze remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Alshitface tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Kaze wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alshitface trying to remain calm as Kaze controls from the top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Alshitface on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Alshitface is looking for a sweep.#T3#
Alshitface is letting Kaze control him for a moment.
Alshitface takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Alshitface is looking for a sweep.
Alshitface looks winded!
Kaze slows the pace down.
Alshitface is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SU#
Kaze decides to take the fight back to the feet. #CL#
Kaze gets a clinch. #T4##TD#
Kaze gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Kaze scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Kaze winds up and cracks Alshitface with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kaze passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Alshitface! #SUB#
Kaze looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Kaze lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Kaze raining down shots from the mount!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kaze fails to move to back control.
Kaze is landing with some decent strikes but Alshitface is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Kaze tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Alshitface sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dong Kaze dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##CL#
Kaze moves into the clinch.#TD#
Kaze pulls guard.
Alshitface passes Kaze's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Kaze is holding on to half guard well.
The fighters are battling for position here. Kaze manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Kaze is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Alshitface can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaze looking to hit a scissor sweep but Alshitface is one step ahead there.
Kaze has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T1#
Alshitface stopping the sweep attempt from Kaze.
Alshitface wants to pass the guard but Kaze is keeping the position.
Alshitface takes a decent strike to the side of the head. #ES#
Kaze pushes Alshitface off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. #T2##CL#
Kaze has managed to clinch.
#TD#
Kaze drags the fight down to the ground.
#SUB2#
Alshitface drops back, looking for a kneebar! Kaze looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Kaze looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Kaze! #REVR##SUB#
Kaze tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Kaze has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Alshitface manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Kaze lands strikes from half guard.#SUB#
Kaze is working for a kimura but Alshitface is defending it quite comfortably.
#SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Alshitface is breathing heavily.#T3##SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Alshitface on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Kaze not doing much here.
#SUB#
Kaze seems to be looking for submissions.
Kaze not doing much here.
Kaze's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kaze sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Kaze is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Kaze controlling the position easily from mount. #SU#
Kaze get's back to his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kaze throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dong Kaze dominated that second round.
That's time! Kaze's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3##CL#
Kaze closes the distance and clinches.#TD#
Kaze decides to pull guard. #SUB2#
Alshitface is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Kaze is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Kaze has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR##SUB2#
Kaze avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kaze is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaze pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Alshitface is keeping the position for now.
Kaze slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Alshitface takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#SU#
Kaze stands up from guard. Let's bang! #T1##CL#
Kaze clinches with his opponent.
Kaze is struggling to control the position.#BC#
Kaze breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kaze throws a leg kick that misses.
And Alshitface tries to counter it with a takedown but Kaze pushes his down on his head and steps out.#CL#
Kaze rushes Alshitface and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Alshitface is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kaze to keep the fight standing.
Alshitface tries to pull guard but Kaze forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#T2#
Alshitface fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dong Kaze has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muhamad Alshitface.
Kaze is struggling to control the position.
Kaze is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
#TD#
Kaze gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Alshitface is looking for a sweep. Kaze is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SU#
Kaze decides to return to a standing position.
Dong Kaze seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Kaze scores with a takedown into Alshitface's guard.
Kaze landing with the ground and pound. #T3##SU#
Kaze stands up and waves to Alshitface to follow him. #TD#
Kaze closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Alshitface did well to prevent Kaze getting side control.
Well, if Kaze is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Kaze tries to pass the half guard into mount. Alshitface knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Kaze lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #SU#
Kaze stands up from half guard. #T4#
Kaze throws a right and a left that both miss.
Alshitface tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Alshitface avoids the head kick by Kaze.
Kaze tried to score with a low kick but Alshitface checks it.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kaze throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kaze is struggling to control the position.
Muhamad Alshitface has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dong Kaze is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#TD#
Kaze pulls guard effortlessly.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dong Kaze showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kaze has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight for Dong Kaze!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Dong Kaze!
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight for Dong Kaze!
Dong Kaze wins by unanimous decision!
In defeat, Muhamad Alshitface stepped up to the mic, saying 'You westernised Zionist Fuck!!'.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 714 Round 2
Date: Dec 30, 2016 |
#R1#
Dela Cruz tries to clinch up.
Alshitface tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#TD#
Dela Cruz closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dela Cruz is looking to advance position but Alshitface won't allow it. #SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dela Cruz is taking a breather. Alshitface says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dela Cruz pulls his head out easily.
Dela Cruz scoring with strikes to the body and head. #SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Dela Cruz controlling the pace. #T1##SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dela Cruz lands strikes from half guard.#SUB2#
Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Dela Cruz seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Dela Cruz is looking for a kimura here.
#SUB2#
Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.
Dela Cruz trying to pass the guard but Alshitface defending well. #SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dela Cruz is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Alshitface has managed to free his arm - good work. #T2##SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Alshitface looks winded!
Dela Cruz drops an elbow to the side of Alshitface's head.
Dela Cruz content to control rather than advance. #SUB2#
Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dela Cruz pulls his head out easily.
Dela Cruz controlling the action here. #T3##SUB2#
Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.
Alshitface moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Dela Cruz working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dela Cruz is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #SUB2#
Alshitface is looking for a triangle but Dela Cruz pushes his legs off easily.
Dela Cruz is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Alshitface throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dela Cruz slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T4#
Dela Cruz is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dela Cruz controlling from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dela Cruz lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SU#
Dela Cruz stands up from Alshitface's guard - Dela Cruz perhaps looking for a knockout. #TD#
Dela Cruz closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dela Cruz lands in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Juan Dela Cruz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##TD#
Dela Cruz decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Alshitface has hold of Dela Cruz's hands but Dela Cruz slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dela Cruz lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dela Cruz seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #SUB2#
Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.
Dela Cruz looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Alshitface with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alshitface on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #SUB#
Dela Cruz is trying to work for a kimura but Alshitface is defending well.
#SUB2#
Alshitface is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Dela Cruz is tapping! Great win for Alshitface!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Muhamad Alshitface!
Muhamad Alshitface took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 714 Round 1
Date: Dec 29, 2016 |
#R1#
Leigh tries to close the distance and clinch but Alshitface swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Leigh misses with an attempted mid kick.
#TD#
Leigh looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Alshitface!
Alshitface is looking for a sweep.
Leigh remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alshitface is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Alshitface is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Leigh off and has taken his back!#SUB2#
Alshitface is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Leigh won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Alshitface off his unconscious opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Muhamad Alshitface!
Muhamad Alshitface got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'
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