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Event: ABW 40 Roshi - Pacquiao     
Date:   Jul 04, 2017
#R1#
Shit Break throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #TD2#
and Space counters with a nice double leg into half guard. #SUB2#
Space is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Space is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura here.
Shit Break blocking the ground and pound attempt from Space.
Space has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Space seems to be working for a kimura but Shit Break defends the submission attempt.
Shit Break wants to control but Space is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Space is working for a submission of some sort. #T1##SUB2#
Space seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Shit Break defends it well.
Shit Break wants to control but Space is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Space is working for a submission of some sort.
Shit Break might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Space throwing shots but Shit Break is blocking nicely. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#SUB2#
Space looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shit Break is looking for a sweep. Space is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Shit Break defends it well. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura but Shit Break is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Space to get the leverage.
Shit Break wants to control but Space is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Space throwing shots but Shit Break is blocking nicely. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Shit Break defends it well. #SUB2#
Space is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T3#
Shit Break is doing well to control the position and prevent Space from advancing to side control.
Space throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Shit Break is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.#SUB2#
Space is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Shit Break doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Space. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura but Shit Break is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Space to get the leverage.
Shit Break knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Space on the ground.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shit Break moves into full guard. #SUB2#
Space drops back looking for a leg! Shit Break is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Shit Break manages to kick Space off! Space jumps back into Shit Break's guard. #SUB#
Shit Break is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Space defends well.
Space passes Shit Break's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Shit Break wants to get back to full guard.
Space tries to pass the half guard into mount. Shit Break knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura but Shit Break is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Space to get the leverage. #SUB2#
Shit Break is defending against the submission attempts here by Space. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Shit Break still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Shit Break has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Space dominated that round.
That's time! Shit Break's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Shit Break fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shit Break misses with a double jab #TD2#
and Space counters with a nice double leg into half guard. #SUB2#
Space is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Shit Break sees it coming and defends easily.
Shit Break trying to hold on to Space's head to control him but Space postures up.
Shit Break is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Space is working for a kimura but Shit Break is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Space is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Shit Break doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Space.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T1#
Shit Break is looking to improve his position.
Space is looking to advance position but Shit Break won't allow it. #SUB2#
Space is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Shit Break trying to hold on to Space's head to control him but Space postures up.
Shit Break has his hands clasped together around Space's back. He's all about the action.#SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura but Shit Break is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Space to get the leverage. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Shit Break gets full guard.
Shit Break tries to land a sweep but no joy.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Space accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Shit Break trying to control the position.
Shit Break preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Space has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Space postures up.
Space trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Space is pushing down on Shit Break's leg trying to pass to half guard. Shit Break is fighting to maintain full guard but Space has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Space seems to be looking for submissions.
Space is thwarting Shit Break's attempts to control the position.#T3#
Space wants to pass to mount but Shit Break is defending the position. #SUB2#
Space looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Shit Break is trying to get back to full guard.
Kevin Space has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Space is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura here. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Space is working for a kimura but Shit Break is defending it quite comfortably.
Shit Break is trying to maintain the position but Space is very close to passing his half guard.
Shit Break works his way to full guard. Good work.
Shit Break is trying to control the position but Space postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Space throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Shit Break looking to hit a scissor sweep but Space is one step ahead there.
Space throws a big elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Space showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Space circles away from the clinch attempt#TD2#
and Space counters with a takedown into side control. #SUB2#
Space wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Shit Break, who protects the arm well.
Shit Break wants to control but Space postures up.#SUB2#
Space thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Shit Break is trying to control Space's posture but Space avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Space is trying to get an arm triangle but Shit Break is defending well. #SUB2#
Space is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Shit Break is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #T1##SUB2#
Space looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB2#
Space is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Shit Break has escaped the position, nice work there.
Shit Break is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Space tries for a kimura but Shit Break is defending well.
Shit Break wants to control but Space postures up.
Space in the domination position with Shit Break hanging on.
Shit Break is looking for a sweep.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB2#
Space looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB2#
Space tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Space has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Shit Break tries to bench press Space off him but Space keeps the position.
Shit Break is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Space prevents Shit Break from improving his position.
Space moves into full mount! Shit Break won't be happy about that! #SUB2#
Space has control of Shit Break's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Shit Break regains control of the situation pretty easily. #SUB2#
Space swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Kevin Space!

 

Event: Angry Birds War 24     
Date:   May 26, 2017
#R1#
Shit Break looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.#CL#
Rico moves into the clinch successfully.
Rico is trying to pull guard but Shit Break turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Rico tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Shit Break smiles and moves away. #CL#
Shit Break tries to keep at a distance but Rico has taken the fight into the clinch.#TD#
Rico jumps guard and drags Shit Break to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back. #SUB#
Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Rico looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rico keeping moving, preventing Shit Break from controlling successfully.
Shit Break is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB#
Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily. #T1#
Shit Break controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Shit Break's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Rico avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Shit Break tries to free his leg and advance position but Rico is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Rico looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Shit Break is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Shit Break pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rico is keeping the position for now.
Shit Break is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Rico looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Shit Break pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rico is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Rico has his foot on Shit Break's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Shit Break works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Rico is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Shit Break defends well.
Shit Break wants to pass the guard but Rico is keeping the position.
Shit Break trying to control the position from guard on top but Rico is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Rico looking to control. #SUB#
Rico has his foot on Shit Break's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Shit Break works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.
Rico keeping moving, preventing Shit Break from controlling successfully.
Shit Break might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Rico haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#CL#
Rico fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shit Break, pushing him back against the cage.
Shit Break jumps guard but Rico stands there with Shit Break around his waist. Shit Break gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Shit Break is trying to break free.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Shit Break is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Shit Break is trying to force a seperation but Rico has the dominant position.
Rico jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shit Break walks away with a smile on his face. Rico gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spider Rico. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Rico gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rico jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shit Break walks away with a smile on his face. Rico gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Rico displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shit Break throws out the jab.
Shit Break fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shit Break wants to clinch.
Shit Break misses with a low kick. #CL#
Rico closes the distance and pushes Shit Break back into the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rico tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A frustrated look appears on Shit Break's face as he tries to break the clinch. #TD#
Rico ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Rico no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Spider Rico dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Rico closes the distance and pushes Shit Break back into the cage.
Rico jumps guard but Shit Break stands there with Rico around his waist. Rico gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Rico fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Shit Break wants to break the clinch but can't. #TD#
Rico jumps into guard, dragging Shit Break to the mat. #SUB#
Rico is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Shit Break is aware though and is defending well.
Shit Break passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Rico is looking to regain half guard here but Shit Break keeps moving and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shit Break wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rico keeps working.
Shit Break working away.
Rico is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shit Break can do to turn this around?
Rico prevents Shit Break from moving into mount. #T1#
Rico struggling a bit here.
Rico has one of Shit Break's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shit Break staying calm.
Rico regains half guard.
Rico is in trouble now - Shit Break has advanced to mount!
Shit Break sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Shit Break wants to control the pace but Rico is squirming around nicely. #T2#
Rico tries to lock up and control but Shit Break gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Rico is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Shit Break can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Rico is looking to escape.
Rico sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Shit Break is trying to control. Rico wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rico trying to control here.
Still in half guard, Shit Break seems content to control.#SUB#
Rico looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Shit Break trying to control the action but Rico is working from the bottom. #T3#
Shit Break scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Rico moves into full guard.
Rico keeping moving, preventing Shit Break from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Rico is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Shit Break avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Shit Break throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rico works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB#
Rico escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit Break gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Shit Break pushing down on Rico's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Shit Break content to control rather than advance. #SUB#
Rico looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shit Break wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rico keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Paul Shit Break will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Shit Break tries a head kick but it misses.
Rico tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Shit Break manages to circle out of the way.#CL#
Rico rushes Shit Break and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Rico manages to pull guard.
Shit Break trying to control but Rico is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Rico is looking for a triangle but Shit Break pushes his legs off easily.
Shit Break trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Shit Break trying to control but Rico is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Rico is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Rico looking for a guillotine here but Shit Break defends easily.
Shit Break not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T1##SUB#
Rico is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Shit Break defends well.
Shit Break is pushing down on Rico's leg trying to pass to half guard. Rico is fighting to maintain full guard but Shit Break has managed to sneak the leg through.
Shit Break passes to side control.
Shit Break works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Rico tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Shit Break wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Shit Break trying to control the position but Rico is working away.
Rico wants to control but Shit Break postures up.#T2#
Shit Break wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rico keeps working.
Rico wants to control but Shit Break postures up.
Shit Break in side control, throwing shots but Rico defends.
Rico tries to buck Shit Break off but Shit Break is having none of it.
Shit Break postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Shit Break controls the position from side control.
Rico is looking for a sweep.
Shit Break is looking to take a break and control but Rico is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Rico is trying to control Shit Break's posture but Shit Break avoids it.
Rico is looking to reverse the position.
Rico manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Shit Break trying to control the pace. #SUB#
Rico actively working from the bottom here.
Rico keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#CL#
Rico gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rico fails to pull guard.
Rico is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shit Break to keep the fight standing.
Rico blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rico tries to pull guard but Shit Break forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spider Rico. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rico is trying to pull guard but Shit Break turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Shit Break.
Rico tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Shit Break smiles and moves away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rico looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Shit Break throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Rico tries to close the distance and clinch but Shit Break swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#CL2#
Shit Break fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rico, pushing him back against the cage.
Rico is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shit Break to keep the fight standing.
Rico fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Shit Break is looking to control Rico's arms but Rico gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shit Break has his back to the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Paul Shit Break comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Shit Break has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paul Shit Break!

 

Event: Angry Birds War 12     
Date:   Apr 26, 2017
#R1##CL#
Shit Break has closed the distance and engaged Jordan in a clinch.
Shit Break managing to block the knees to the body from Jordan.
Jordan changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Shit Break fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jordan's coach down at CT + BJJ & Wrestling & Boxing & MT SPARRING GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Jordan's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#CL#
Shit Break has closed the distance and engaged Jordan in a clinch.
Shit Break's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jordan is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Shit Break to keep the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Shit Break has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Jordan regains guard immediately.
Shit Break wants to pass the guard but Jordan is keeping the position.
Shit Break is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T1#
Shit Break advances to half guard.
Shit Break controlling the pace.
Shit Break has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Shit Break is pressing down on Jordan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jordan is holding on for now.
Shit Break sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Jordan wants to get back to his feet.
Jordan looks winded!
Shit Break is pressing down on Jordan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jordan is holding on for now.
Shit Break seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Shit Break throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Shit Break in particular looking to stall.#T3#
Shit Break tries to pass to full mount but Jordan defends it. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#CL#
Shit Break gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Shit Break breaks the clinch.
Jordan blocks a low kick nicely.
Jordan connects with a high kick.
A jab from Shit Break misses.
Jordan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#CL#
Shit Break gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #BC#
Shit Break's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Shit Break closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Shit Break is working for takedown but Jordan is calmly controlling the position for now.#T4#
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Shit Break.
Shit Break jumps guard but Jordan stands there with Shit Break around his waist. Shit Break gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Shit Break throws an elbow that misses.
Shit Break looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#TD#
Shit Break decides to pull guard.
Shit Break looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jordan looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paul Shit Break dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Shit Break throws a leg kick but Jordan moved away.
Shit Break is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jordan is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shit Break sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Shit Break has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Jordan fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shit Break throws a head kick that misses.
Shit Break swinging wildly here.
Shit Break is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jordan can do to turn this around?
Jordan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Shit Break.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jordan swats away the attempt to clinch by Shit Break.#CL#
Shit Break moves into range and clinches up with Jordan.
Shit Break gets underhooks to prevent Jordan's takedown attempt.
Jordan is breathing heavily.#T1#
Shit Break jumps guard but Jordan stands there with Shit Break around his waist. Shit Break gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #TD#
Shit Break lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Shit Break stalling.
Shit Break sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jordan defending well though. #T2#
Shit Break slows the pace down in half guard.
Paul Shit Break overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jordan is looking for a sweep. Shit Break is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Shit Break seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Paul Shit Break seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shit Break fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jordan is out of range.
Jordan steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Shit Break.
Shit Break tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jordan manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
Jordan avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jordan shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Shit Break as he jumps to the side.
Paul Shit Break has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Jordan.
Shit Break throws a head kick but Jordan moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Shit Break looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Shit Break takes a swing at Jordan's ribcage but misses.
Jordan tries a head kick but it misses.
Shit Break swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Shit Break scores with a kick to the body. #CL#
Shit Break closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC#
Shit Break escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jordan defending well as Shit Break loads up on a big left hand.
Jordan throws a counter combo.#T4##CL#
Shit Break pushes Jordan up against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Shit Break tightens his grip and picks Jordan up, before dumping him to the ground. Jordan manages to land in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jordan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shit Break sitting in guard here, content to control.
Shit Break passes Jordan's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shit Break with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Jordan is in trouble now - Shit Break has advanced to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paul Shit Break dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Jordan shoots in for a takedown but Shit Break shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Shit Break swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #CL#
Shit Break drives through and clinches with Jordan against the cage. #BC#
Shit Break manages to break the clinch.
Shit Break misses with a lunging right hand
and Jordan counters with a two punch combo. #CL#
Shit Break rushes Jordan and presses him up against the cage.
Jordan trying to control the position but instead, Shit Break has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jordan into the cage.
Shit Break stalling in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Shit Break works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Shit Break slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Shit Break advances position into side control!#T1#
Shit Break tries to advance to mount but Jordan denies him.
Shit Break moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #SUB#
Shit Break looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Shit Break in side control, just content to control the action for now. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#T3#
This is a sustained period of stalling by Shit Break.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Shit Break's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Paul Shit Break is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shit Break fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shit Break wants to clinch up but Jordan keeps it at a distance.
Nice body kick from Shit Break.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shit Break just misses with a punch to the body.
Shit Break will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Paul Shit Break showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shit Break has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paul Shit Break!

Michael Jordan was interviewed post fight and said 'Thanks for the opportunity to fight to this kind of event i promise on my next fight will be a blast....'.

 

 
 
 
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