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Event:
ABW 104 Jones - Ludwig II
Date: Feb 06, 2018 |
#R1#
Piss Bladder punishes Ali's body with a nice straight punch.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ali takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Piss Bladder throws a jab but it's blocked by Ali.
Ali looks to score with a jab to the body but Piss Bladder is just out of range.
It seemed like Piss Bladder was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piss Bladder has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Piss Bladder lands with a right hand.
Piss Bladder throws out a loose jab but Ali uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ali swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Ali takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ali displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
Donk. Piss Bladder catches Ali right on the button with a cross.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. Ali was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ali throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Piss Bladder connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Ali slips under a jab.
Ali throws a sloppy head kick and Piss Bladder moves out of range easily.
Piss Bladder throws out a counter right but Ali avoids it with no problem.
Ali has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Frenzied Rainbows Multi-Combat in the buildup to the fight.
Ali gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Piss Bladder stuns Ali with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ali bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Ali misses the target.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Piss Bladder!
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
Ali doesn't manage to clinch there - Piss Bladder circles away.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piss Bladder throws a body shot but no joy.
Ali is looking for a counter combo.
Ali walks into a left hand.
Ali slips a straight right by Piss Bladder.
A quick step to the side and Ali tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T2#
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. Ali was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piss Bladder needs to keep his hands up - Ali had a free shot at his head there.#CUT#
It looks like Swollen Piss Bladder has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piss Bladder displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ali throws out the jab.
Piss Bladder misses with a combination
and Ali counters with a left to the body.
Ali slips a jab from Piss Bladder.
Ali ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Piss Bladder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ali.
Ali on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Piss Bladder looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for Piss Bladder.
Ali takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Piss Bladder getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#T3#
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ali was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
It looked like Ali wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice defenses there by Ali.
An attempted straight right counter from Ali misses the target.
Ali is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piss Bladder moves away from the strike by Ali.
Piss Bladder misses the jab.
Piss Bladder misses the shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ali.
Ali misses with a kick to the body.
Ali fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder throws out a counter right but Ali avoids it with no problem.
A looping hook to the body misses from Piss Bladder. Ali does a little dance to reset his feet.
Piss Bladder lands a nice shot that snaps Ali's head back.
#T4#
Ali slips under a jab.
Ali misses with a two punch combination.
A swing and a miss from Ali.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piss Bladder throws a poor cross that misses
and Ali cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Piss Bladder keeps the fight on the outside.
Piss Bladder lands with a nice combination. Ali backs away looking to recover.
Piss Bladder misses with a jab, cross combination.
A quick step to the side and Ali tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ali slips under a jab from Piss Bladder.
Ali blocks a jab.
Piss Bladder throws a looping overhand right but Ali ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Piss Bladder misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Swollen Piss Bladder dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Swollen Piss Bladder's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Piss Bladder takes one to the side of the head.
Ali misses with a jab to the body
and Piss Bladder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ali is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ali slips under a jab from Piss Bladder.
A little feinted left hand from Ali on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ali lands a leg kick that knocks Piss Bladder off balance momentarily.
Piss Bladder misses with an uppercut. Ali saw that one coming.
Ali swings for the body but Piss Bladder moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Piss Bladder does no damage.
Piss Bladder scores with a body shot.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ali avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T1#
Piss Bladder misses with a hook. Ali ducked under it nicely.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piss Bladder misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Piss Bladder thinking.
Piss Bladder throws a nice looking combination but Ali bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ali is looking to counter punch.
Ali's corner calls for a 1-2. Ali obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Piss Bladder closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Piss Bladder throws a shot from downtown. Ali moves away and avoids it.
Ali swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Ali.#CL#
Ali pushes Piss Bladder up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from Ali.
Ali cracks Piss Bladder with a nice body shot.
Ali fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ali working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC2#
Piss Bladder's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Piss Bladder tests Ali's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piss Bladder lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #T2#
Piss Bladder swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Piss Bladder works the jab nicely.
Piss Bladder moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Piss Bladder stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ali uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Ali tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Piss Bladder manages to circle out of the way.
Piss Bladder takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ali throws a looping overhand right but Piss Bladder ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ali looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ali stuns Piss Bladder with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Piss Bladder keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ali.#T3#
Piss Bladder moves away from the strike by Ali.
Piss Bladder has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Piss Bladder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piss Bladder misses with a straight right.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ali moves away.
Ali is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Piss Bladder cracks Ali with a right hand to the side of the head.
Ali has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A jab from Ali misses.
Donk. Piss Bladder catches Ali right on the button with a cross.
Piss Bladder misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with a two punch combo. #ROC#
Piss Bladder is rocked!
Piss Bladder misses with a left hand
and Ali counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Piss Bladder has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sarfraz Ali!
Our winner, Sarfraz Ali, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
PFF 16w Silva vs Hanson
Date: Jan 17, 2018 |
#R1#
Piss Bladder walks into a stiff left hand from Kansalainen.
Kansalainen throws out a powerful jab.
Kansalainen scores with a hook to the body. Piss Bladder takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Piss Bladder takes a swing at Kansalainen's ribcage but misses.
Piss Bladder looks to land a right hand but Kansalainen moved out of range.
Kansalainen lands a right hook to the body.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the nose.
Piss Bladder looks to land a right hand but Kansalainen moved out of range.
Kansalainen misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Piss Bladder! But no joy.
Kansalainen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Piss Bladder slips under a jab from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kansalainen misses with an uppercut
and Piss Bladder counters with a left to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kansalainen defending well as Piss Bladder loads up on a big left hand.
Piss Bladder showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kansalainen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Piss Bladder ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kansalainen seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Kansalainen ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kansalainen thuds a left hand into Piss Bladder's body.
Piss Bladder misses with an uppercut.
Piss Bladder takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kansalainen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen connects with the punch.
Kansalainen misses with a wild combination.
Kansalainen throws a poor cross that misses
and Kansalainen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL#
Kansalainen rushes Piss Bladder and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Piss Bladder digs a right hand underneath Kansalainen's ribcage. Kansalainen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kansalainen throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kansalainen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Kansalainen.
Kansalainen scores with a nice strike.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
#CL#
Kansalainen gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#T2#
A shot in the inside from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kansalainen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piss Bladder working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Kansalainen.
Kansalainen throws a punch but it's blocked by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kansalainen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piss Bladder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Piss Bladder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#BC#
Kansalainen breaks from the clinch.
Nice cross by Kansalainen.
Kansalainen just misses with a punch to the body.
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Piss Bladder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kansalainen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Piss Bladder.
Nice defenses there by Kansalainen.
A shot to the liver by Piss Bladder. Beautiful body shot.
Kansalainen misses with the combination.
#T3##CL#
Kansalainen clinches with his opponent.
Piss Bladder has a couple of punches blocked by Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder misses with some punches.
Piss Bladder prevents a body shot from Kansalainen.
Kansalainen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kansalainen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kansalainen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kansalainen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piss Bladder lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kansalainen backwards.
Piss Bladder lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Piss Bladder swings wildly with an uppercut but Kansalainen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kansalainen blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Piss Bladder softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#BC#
Kansalainen breaks from the clinch.
Kansalainen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kansalainen swings for the body but Piss Bladder moves out of range.
#T4#
Kansalainen cracks Piss Bladder with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kansalainen's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Piss Bladder connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kansalainen scrambles back to his feet.
A big left from Piss Bladder misses.
Kansalainen is looking to counter punch.
A big right from Piss Bladder misses.
Kansalainen scores with a shot to the body.
Piss Bladder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the strikes.
Piss Bladder feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kansalainens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Piss Bladder misses with a series of wild punches.
Piss Bladder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kansalainen manages to avoid it.
Kansalainen throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder staying out of range there.
Piss Bladder's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kansalainen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Piss Bladder scrambles back to his feet.
Piss Bladder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kansalainen.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kansalainen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Piss Bladder throws a body shot but no joy.
Kansalainen cracks Piss Bladder with a good jab.
Kansalainen connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Tapani Kansalainen will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Kansalainen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Piss Bladder misses the target.
Kansalainen scores with a jab.
Kansalainen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piss Bladder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kansalainen throws out a loose jab but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Kansalainen closes the distance and pushes Piss Bladder back into the cage.#BC2#
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Piss Bladder takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#CL#
Kansalainen gets a clinch.
Kansalainen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kansalainen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kansalainen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kansalainen blocks an uppercut.
Kansalainen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kansalainen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kansalainen swings wildly with an uppercut but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Piss Bladder manages to break the clinch.
Piss Bladder throws an overhand right that lands on Kansalainen's shoulder, as Kansalainen tries to avoid the shot.
Kansalainen avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
#T1#
Kansalainen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kansalainen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piss Bladder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Piss Bladder throws a series of punches but Kansalainen moves out of range. #CL#
Kansalainen darts in and clinches Piss Bladder up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with the head strike.
Piss Bladder lands with a left to the head.
Kansalainen throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kansalainen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kansalainen pushes Piss Bladder back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piss Bladder blocks a body shot from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder throws a head punch that misses.
Piss Bladder lands with a short shot to the head.
Piss Bladder misses with some punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kansalainen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
#T2#
Piss Bladder tries a body shot but Kansalainen blocks it.
Piss Bladder lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Piss Bladder blocking some punches.
Tapani Kansalainen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice hook to the head.
Piss Bladder working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Piss Bladder working aggressively here.
Kansalainen misses with some punches.
Kansalainen has a couple of punches blocked by Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder pushes Kansalainen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kansalainen scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder lands a shoulder strike.
Kansalainen blocking some punches.
Piss Bladder lands a nice uppercut.
Piss Bladder misses with a body punch.
Piss Bladder fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kansalainen slips a jab from Piss Bladder.#T3#
Kansalainen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Piss Bladder cracks Kansalainen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piss Bladder takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kansalainen throws a hook but Piss Bladder blocks it.
Kansalainen moves out of range of the strikes.
Piss Bladder walks into a jab.
Kansalainen lands a lovely overhand right.
Piss Bladder throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Piss Bladder gets tackled into the cage by Kansalainen. Kansalainen maintains the clinch.
Kansalainen throws a punch but it's blocked by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kansalainen takes a shot to the head.
Piss Bladder wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kansalainen blocks an uppercut.
Piss Bladder misses with a punch to the body.
Piss Bladder lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piss Bladder lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Piss Bladder working aggressively here.
Kansalainen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#BC2#
Piss Bladder pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T4#
Kansalainen misses with a body shot
and Piss Bladder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kansalainen scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kansalainen blocks a jab.
Kansalainen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Nice cross by Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
Kansalainen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kansalainen.
Piss Bladder throws an off balance right hand
and Kansalainen counters with a stiff right hand.
Kansalainen scores with a jab. Piss Bladder acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kansalainen has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kansalainen misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kansalainen throws out a loose jab but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kansalainen avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
Kansalainen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kansalainen misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Swollen Piss Bladder will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
A swing and a miss from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder looks to throw the jab but Kansalainen is out of range.
Kansalainen scores with a jab.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but Kansalainen is just out of range.
Kansalainen was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Piss Bladder throws a right and a left that Kansalainen avoids nicely.
Kansalainen lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Piss Bladder backs up against the cage.
#ROC#
Piss Bladder is rocked!
Kansalainen throws a monster overhand right that drops Piss Bladder! Kansalainen follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tapani Kansalainen!
Tapani Kansalainen is the new featherweight champion!
After the fight, Tapani Kansalainen was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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Event:
PFF 8 - Steve vs Crusher
Date: Nov 18, 2017 |
#R1#
Crowsky misses with an uppercut. Piss Bladder saw that one coming.
Piss Bladder appears to be looking for a big counter.
Piss Bladder fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Crowsky misses with a hook.
Piss Bladder takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#CL2#
Crowsky drives through and clinches with Piss Bladder against the cage.
#BC#
Piss Bladder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Crowsky displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
Piss Bladder misses with a jab to the body
and Piss Bladder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've been told by Piss Bladder's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A decent looking cross lands there for Piss Bladder.#CL2#
Crowsky instigates a clinch.
Piss Bladder blocks a body shot from Crowsky.
Crowsky misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder misses with the head strike.
A short right from Crowsky on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crowsky lands a left hand.
Piss Bladder blocks an uppercut.
#BC#
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Piss Bladder lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#CUT#
It looks like Russel Crowsky has been cut.
Piss Bladder throws an off balance right hand
and Piss Bladder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Piss Bladder throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Crowsky misses with a straight right.
Crowsky misses with a looping right.
A nice combination there by Piss Bladder.
Crowsky takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Crowsky connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Crowsky misses with an uppercut
and Piss Bladder counters with a stiff right hand.
Piss Bladder slips under a jab.
Crowsky swings widly with a right hand
and Piss Bladder connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crowsky throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piss Bladder is looking for a counter combo.
Piss Bladder is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crowsky throws out a loose jab but Piss Bladder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crowsky lands a really nice looking cross but Piss Bladder seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crowsky scores with a hook.
Crowsky misses the body punch
and Piss Bladder counters with a nice body shot.
Piss Bladder fails to land with a series of punches.
Crowsky throws a jab when Piss Bladder was well out of range.
Piss Bladder ducks under a wild hook from Crowsky.
A big right from Crowsky misses.
Russel Crowsky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Crowsky swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crowsky missing with a left hand there. Piss Bladder was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piss Bladder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crowsky pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
An attempted straight right counter from Piss Bladder misses the target.
Crowsky scores with the left hand. Piss Bladder knows he should have avoided that one.
Piss Bladder throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crowsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Piss Bladder throws a hook but Crowsky blocks it.
Crowsky swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Piss Bladder ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crowsky looks to land a right hand but Piss Bladder moved out of range.
Crowsky scores with a jab to the head.
Crowsky is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL2#
Crowsky pushes Piss Bladder up against the cage in a clinch.#T3#
Piss Bladder lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Piss Bladder lands with a left to the head.
Piss Bladder lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Piss Bladder on the inside.
Crowsky has a couple of punches blocked by Piss Bladder.
Crowsky has a couple of punches blocked by Piss Bladder.
Crowsky tries a body shot but Piss Bladder blocks it.
Crowsky lands with a light punch inside.
Piss Bladder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Piss Bladder lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Crowsky blocking some punches.
#BC#
Piss Bladder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Piss Bladder misses with a looping right.
Piss Bladder throws a lazy uppercut
and Crowsky counters with a right hand to the body.
Crowsky is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Piss Bladder had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Crowsky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Piss Bladder sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crowsky slips under a jab from Piss Bladder.
A telegraphed right hand from Piss Bladder misses the target.
Crowsky takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Crowsky misses with an uppercut
and Piss Bladder counters with a right hand to the body.
Piss Bladder misses with a body punch
and Crowsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
Piss Bladder misses with a hook to the body
and Crowsky counters with a right hand to the body.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the nose.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crowsky darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Piss Bladder misses the target.
The fighters circling - Piss Bladder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crowsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Crowsky uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Piss Bladder.
Crowsky's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Piss Bladder connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Crowsky scrambles back to his feet.
A slow jab from Crowsky misses its intended target.
A little feinted left hand from Piss Bladder on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Piss Bladder jabs Crowsky right on the nose. Crowsky blinks but takes it well.#ROC#
Crowsky is rocked!
Piss Bladder lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Crowsky up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Piss Bladder from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Crowsky's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder is the new featherweight champion!
Swollen Piss Bladder took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Urban Fighter for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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Event:
New Start
Date: Aug 13, 2017 |
#R1#
Tessier defending well as Piss Bladder loads up on a big left hand.
Nicholas Tessier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A cross from Piss Bladder lands.
Piss Bladder staying out of range there.
Piss Bladder throws a shot to the body.
Tessier throws a nice looking combination but Piss Bladder bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Tessier does no damage.
Piss Bladder stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Piss Bladder throws a body punch but Tessier moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tessier walks into a left hand.
Piss Bladder lands a jab to the head.
Tessier darts in trying to clinch
and Tessier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC2#
Tessier is rocked!#T1#
Tessier works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tessier throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tessier really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tessier misses with the combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Piss Bladder misses.
Tessier gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Piss Bladder thuds a left hand into Tessier's body.
Piss Bladder displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tessier throws out the jab. #T2##CL#
Tessier moves into the clinch.
Tessier using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Piss Bladder has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Tessier struggles to land a body shot inside as Piss Bladder controls his hands.
#BC2#
Piss Bladder breaks from the clinch.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the body kick from Tessier.
Nice defenses there by Tessier.
Piss Bladder comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Tessier misses with an uppercut. Piss Bladder saw that one coming.
No joy there for Tessier, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Piss Bladder misses with a straight right.
Tessier looks to land a body kick but Piss Bladder moved away.#T3#
Piss Bladder keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Piss Bladder is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tessier had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Tessier wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Piss Bladder takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tessier lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Piss Bladder at a distance.
Piss Bladder connects with the punch.
Piss Bladder lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tessier at a distance.
Tessier throws a poor cross that misses
and Piss Bladder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL#
Tessier drives through and clinches with Piss Bladder against the cage.
#BC2#
Piss Bladder breaks the clinch.
Tessier looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#KD2#
Piss Bladder lands a big uppercut and Tessier crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Tessier looks OK. Piss Bladder waves Tessier back to his feet!
Oh Tessier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tessier ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tessier seems to have got his legs back now.#T4#
Piss Bladder scores with a jab.
Tessier walks straight into a right hand from Piss Bladder - that's dropped him! Piss Bladder jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Tessier from any more punishment! Tessier complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
RBB Fight Night VI
Date: Jul 26, 2017 |
#R1#
Rostov is looking to clinch but Piss Bladder is avoiding it.
Rostov throws a left and a right that both miss
and Piss Bladder counters with a right hand to the body.
Rostov doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Piss Bladder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rostov swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rostov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Piss Bladder.
Rostov tries to move into range but Piss Bladder moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rostov shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Piss Bladder as he jumps to the side.
Piss Bladder throws a good cross that connects.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rostov lands with a nice combination. Piss Bladder backs away looking to recover.
Rostov throws a hook but Piss Bladder avoids it easily.
Piss Bladder lands a nice shot that snaps Rostov's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rostov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Piss Bladder to score with a decent uppercut.#ROC2#
Rostov is rocked!
Piss Bladder drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Rostov right on the button. Rostov goes down! Piss Bladder follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Piss Bladder gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Swollen Piss Bladder!
After winning the bout, Swollen Piss Bladder thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
RBB Fight Night V
Date: Jul 08, 2017 |
#R1#
A big left from Piss Bladder misses.
Zodd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piss Bladder has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Piss Bladder cracks Zodd with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Decent striking displayed by Zodd there.
A shot to the liver by Zodd. Beautiful body shot.
Piss Bladder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jab from Zodd.
Piss Bladder misses with an uppercut.
Zodd misses with a straight left.
Piss Bladder connects with a looping right hand.
Zodd ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder throws a looping overhand right but Zodd ducks down to avoid it.
Zodd misses the shot to the body.
Zodd looks to land a left hand but Piss Bladder moved out of range nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zodd ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zodd.
Zodd is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Piss Bladder with a body shot.#T1#
Piss Bladder throws a looping overhand right but Zodd ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zodd slips under a jab.
Zodd cracks a nice hook into Piss Bladder's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Zodd lands an impressive looking overhand right. Piss Bladder doesn't seem phased though.
Zodd bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Piss Bladder's head backwards.
Zodd throws a jab when Piss Bladder was well out of range.
Zodd's coach down at BeeBuu MMA was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Zodd's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Piss Bladder is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Zodd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Piss Bladder doesn't seem bothered though.
Nosferatu Zodd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch lands to the side of Piss Bladder 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Piss Bladder throws out a loose jab but Zodd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Piss Bladder throws a jab when Zodd was well out of range.
Zodd connects with a single shot there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Zodd misses.
Zodd throws a right and a left that Piss Bladder avoids nicely.
Piss Bladder looks to land a right hand but Zodd moved out of range.
Piss Bladder misses with the combination.
#T2#
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piss Bladder on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A big right from Piss Bladder misses.
Zodd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Piss Bladder was well out of range. Poor timing from Zodd.
Zodd takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Zodd scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Piss Bladder doesn't seem bothered though.
Piss Bladder throws an ugly left hook that misses
#CL2#
and Zodd moves into the clinch.
Zodd tries to throw a body punch but Piss Bladder avoids it by throwing Zodd back against the cage.
Piss Bladder wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Piss Bladder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zodd misses with a hook to the ribs.
#TD2#
Zodd gets control of Piss Bladder's arms and successfully pulls guard. Zodd will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Piss Bladder has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Zodd to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Piss Bladder is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Zodd pulls down on the head and he's put Piss Bladder to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Nosferatu Zodd!
Nosferatu Zodd took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I thought I would only dance with you for a moment... But we're just beginning. I have not yet... tasted enough, I have not had my fill!'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 24, 2017 |
#R1#
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
To Spam Takedowns swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
To Spam Takedowns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A swing and a miss from Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns throws a jab when Piss Bladder was well out of range.
Piss Bladder takes a swing at To Spam Takedowns's ribcage but misses.
Piss Bladder throws a shot from downtown. To Spam Takedowns moves away and avoids it.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Piss Bladder misses the body punch
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Piss Bladder scores with a body shot.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot
letting To Spam Takedowns counter with a right hand. #T1#
Piss Bladder throws a body shot but no joy.
Piss Bladder connects with a body shot that sends To Spam Takedowns's belly button to the back.
Piss Bladder throws the left hand but To Spam Takedowns avoids the punch easily.
To Spam Takedowns keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns throws a big counter combination but Piss Bladder scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Piss Bladder moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Piss Bladder fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
To Spam Takedowns moves away from the strike by Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
To Spam Takedowns ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. To Spam Takedowns was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
To Spam Takedowns displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
To Spam Takedowns tries for a takedown but Piss Bladder sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
To Spam Takedowns throws a looping overhand right but Piss Bladder ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Piss Bladder takes a swing at To Spam Takedowns's ribcage but misses.
Piss Bladder swings and misses with a shot to the body
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Piss Bladder misses the body punch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Piss Bladder thows a left - swing and a miss!
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Piss Bladder throws a poor cross that misses
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Piss Bladder misses with a few strikes there.
To Spam Takedowns ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
Jab from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A slow jab from Piss Bladder misses its intended target.
Piss Bladder swings and misses with a shot to the body#TD#
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns won't allow Piss Bladder to sweep him here.
To Spam Takedowns stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Piss Bladder swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piss Bladder wants to sweep here but To Spam Takedowns controlling him for the moment. #T4#
Piss Bladder lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
To Spam Takedowns has a closed guard, preventing Piss Bladder from standing up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
To Spam Takedowns is controlling Piss Bladder's posture.
Piss Bladder preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Swollen Piss Bladder dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
To Spam Takedowns uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
To Spam Takedowns takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've been informed that Piss Bladder has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps To Spam Takedowns's head backwards.
Piss Bladder cracks To Spam Takedowns with a good jab.
To Spam Takedowns avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but To Spam Takedowns manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Piss Bladder. That snapped To Spam Takedowns's head back.
Decent striking displayed by Piss Bladder there.
Piss Bladder fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T1#
To Spam Takedowns fails to land the takedown.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a hook. Piss Bladder ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Piss Bladder was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Piss Bladder scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Piss Bladder misses the shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns throws a big counter combination but Piss Bladder scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Piss Bladder misses with a wild body shot.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice right hand.
Piss Bladder fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
To Spam Takedowns looks to throw the jab but Piss Bladder is out of range.
To Spam Takedowns takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice strike.
To Spam Takedowns lands with a nice body punch.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circle momentarily. Piss Bladder darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A cross from Piss Bladder lands.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
Piss Bladder scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the strikes.
The fighters circle momentarily. To Spam Takedowns darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
To Spam Takedowns closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
To Spam Takedowns takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
To Spam Takedowns fails to land the takedown.
Piss Bladder looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T3#
Piss Bladder throws an overhand right that lands on To Spam Takedowns's shoulder, as To Spam Takedowns tries to avoid the shot.
To Spam Takedowns lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Piss Bladder circles away quickly and effectively.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
Piss Bladder lands a nice hook to To Spam Takedowns's body. To Spam Takedowns takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Piss Bladder lands with a nice body punch.
To Spam Takedowns drops his hands momentarily and Piss Bladder takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Piss Bladder fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
To Spam Takedowns looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Piss Bladder lands with a nice body punch.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Piss Bladder connects with a looping right hand.
#T4#
Piss Bladder works the jab nicely.
To Spam Takedowns waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
To Spam Takedowns closes this distance looking for a takedown but Piss Bladder circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for I Dare You To Spam Takedowns. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
To Spam Takedowns avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Piss Bladder lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
To Spam Takedowns walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Spam Takedowns.
A looping hook to the body misses from Piss Bladder. To Spam Takedowns does a little dance to reset his feet.
To Spam Takedowns was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piss Bladder misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Swollen Piss Bladder showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Piss Bladder lands the left hand.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder connects with a body shot that sends To Spam Takedowns's belly button to the back.
Piss Bladder scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. To Spam Takedowns doesn't seem bothered though.
Piss Bladder throws a good cross that connects.
To Spam Takedowns displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from To Spam Takedowns misses the target.
Piss Bladder lands a straight punch to the body, keeping To Spam Takedowns at a distance.
Piss Bladder throws a body punch but To Spam Takedowns moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Piss Bladder jabs at To Spam Takedowns's body.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
#T1#
Piss Bladder misses with a body punch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut.
The fighters circle momentarily. To Spam Takedowns darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fighters circling - To Spam Takedowns throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Piss Bladder cracks To Spam Takedowns with a good jab.
Jab, jab by Piss Bladder - just one landing.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. To Spam Takedowns was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook
letting To Spam Takedowns counter with a right hand.
Piss Bladder lands with a straight right. To Spam Takedowns didn't see that one coming.
A jab from Piss Bladder misses.
To Spam Takedowns is looking to counter punch.
Piss Bladder thuds a left hand into To Spam Takedowns's body.
To Spam Takedowns throws a series of punches but Piss Bladder moves out of range.
Swollen Piss Bladder is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
To Spam Takedowns is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Piss Bladder.
Swollen Piss Bladder is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piss Bladder throws a big shot that misses.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Piss Bladder misses with a lunging right hand
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab.
To Spam Takedowns shoots in for a takedown but Piss Bladder shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Piss Bladder swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Piss Bladder jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Piss Bladder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Piss Bladder misses the shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Piss Bladder just misses with a punch to the body.
To Spam Takedowns is looking for a counter combo.
To Spam Takedowns's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Piss Bladder connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! To Spam Takedowns scrambles back to his feet.
Piss Bladder scores with a shot to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Piss Bladder there.#T3#
Piss Bladder ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Piss Bladder lands with a hook. To Spam Takedowns tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Piss Bladder lands a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Piss Bladder connects with a single shot there.
Piss Bladder throws a sloppy body shot
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a three punch combo that has Piss Bladder backing up. Piss Bladder nods at To Spam Takedowns to acknowledge the strikes.
Piss Bladder lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Piss Bladder listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piss Bladder keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Piss Bladder scores with a four punch combination!#T4#
Piss Bladder lands an overhand right.
Piss Bladder thuds his right hand into To Spam Takedowns's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Piss Bladder clobbers To Spam Takedowns with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Piss Bladder slips under a jab from To Spam Takedowns.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Piss Bladder! But no joy.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice uppercut there from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot.
To Spam Takedowns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Swollen Piss Bladder comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Piss Bladder winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Swollen Piss Bladder!
An out of breath Swollen Piss Bladder thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns spoke after the fight, saying 'I lost, but I can take solace in the fact that it took someone named PISS BLADDER managed by A LITERAL FART MASTER to beat me.
Real recognize real. '.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 26, 2017 |
#R1#
Piss Bladder fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Streetz on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Streetz tries to clinch there but Piss Bladder circles away.
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Streetz looks to clinch
and Piss Bladder counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Streetz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Piss Bladder scores with a shot to the body.
Streetz tries a head kick but it misses.
Streetz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Streetz shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Piss Bladder defends it nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL#
Streetz gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Streetz is pushing Piss Bladder up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Streetz is trying to pull guard but Piss Bladder has him pressed against the cage.#BC2#
Piss Bladder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Piss Bladder lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
#ROC2#
Streetz is rocked!
Streetz lands with a nice combination. Piss Bladder backs away looking to recover.
Streetz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1##TD#
Streetz shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Piss Bladder manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Piss Bladder is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Streetz wants to control from the top but Piss Bladder keeps moving.
Streetz postures up in Piss Bladder's guard and throws a big left but Piss Bladder blocks it.
Streetz stopping the sweep attempt from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Piss Bladder utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Piss Bladder pulls Streetz in close to prevent any damage.
Piss Bladder preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T2#
Piss Bladder utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Streetz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Streetz is stalling in the full guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Piss Bladder lands with a shot to the body.
Piss Bladder smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Piss Bladder tests Streetz's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piss Bladder bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Streetz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Oh Streetz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Donk. Piss Bladder catches Streetz right on the button with a cross.
Piss Bladder is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Streetz had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Piss Bladder ducks under a wild hook from Streetz.
Piss Bladder uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Streetz has time to react.
Piss Bladder lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Streetz falls backwards - clearly groggy! Piss Bladder dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Lee Streetz had this to say: 'i'll be back stronger next time so keep an eye out for me'.
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