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Event:
StrikeForce Union #70
Date: Jul 23, 2017 |
#R1#
Gracie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and On A Stick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#TD2#
On A Stick closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - On A Stick lands in his opponent's guard.
Gracie looking to hit a scissor sweep but On A Stick is one step ahead there.
On A Stick slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Gracie working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from On A Stick.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
On A Stick is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Gracie works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
On A Stick trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
On A Stick preventing the sweep.
On A Stick postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#T1#
On A Stick scoring with some ground and pound.
Gracie is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Gracie wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Gracie bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in On A Stick's guard. #REVR#
On A Stick really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gracie. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
On A Stick keeping moving, preventing Gracie from controlling successfully.
On A Stick is trying to control the position but Gracie postures up. #SUB2#
On A Stick is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
On A Stick is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
On A Stick working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Gracie. #SUB2#
On A Stick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Gracie gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Gracie drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Gracie jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #T2#
Gracie missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB2#
On A Stick looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
On A Stick working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Gracie.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Gracie drops back looking for a leg! On A Stick is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and On A Stick manages to kick Gracie off! Gracie jumps back into On A Stick's guard. #SUB#
Gracie thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
On A Stick keeping moving, preventing Gracie from controlling successfully.
Gracie is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because On A Stick is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#T3#
On A Stick looking for a sweep. Not yet On A Stick, not yet.
On A Stick keeping moving, preventing Gracie from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Gracie shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts On A Stick as he jumps to the side.
As Gracie backs off On A Stick throws a huge counter combo but Gracie manages to avoid it all.
Gracie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and On A Stick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Armando Gracie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gracie tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gracie fails with the takedown
and On A Stick counters with a straight right hand.
Gracie tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but On A Stick swivels and escapes.
Gracie is breathing heavily.
Gracie gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and On A Stick counters with a left to the body.
On A Stick has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
On A Stick bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gracie's head.#T4#
Gracie misses with a takedown attempt
and On A Stick makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#TD2#
On A Stick closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Gracie's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
On A Stick controls from within his opponent's guard.
On A Stick cracks Gracie with a solid left hand.
On A Stick wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving.
Gracie being controlled here, momentarily.
Gracie controls On A Stick momentarily but On A Stick frees himself.
On A Stick is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
On A Stick postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
On A Stick content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
A solid body kick from On A Stick.
On A Stick stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and On A Stick wants it to stay on the feet.
Gracie misses with a takedown
enabling On A Stick to counter with a crisp jab.
Gracie fails with the takedown.
On A Stick is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Armando Gracie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gracie shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and On A Stick counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gracie thinking.
A kick lands to the mid section there for On A Stick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts On A Stick, as that shot connected.
Gracie closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
On A Stick uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gracie has time to react.
On A Stick bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gracie's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
On A Stick catches Gracie with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
On A Stick lands with a nice combination. Gracie backs away looking to recover.
Gracie has his takedown stuffed
and On A Stick counters with a leg kick.
On A Stick jabs Gracie right on the nose. Gracie blinks but takes it well.#T1#
Gracie takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Gracie with a lazy takedown attempt
and On A Stick counters with a stiff right hand.
On A Stick scores with a nice head shot.
On A Stick connects with a body shot that sends Gracie's belly button to the back.
On A Stick listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
On A Stick fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Armando Gracie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
On A Stick connects with an inside leg kick.#TD2#
Gracie gets caught napping as On A Stick dives in and scores a takedown. Gracie manages to retain guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gracie has momentary wrist control but On A Stick slips an elbow through the middle.
On A Stick is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
On A Stick trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dog Turd On A Stick has got the better of the ground game so far.
On A Stick sitting in guard here, content to control.
On A Stick cracks Gracie with a solid left hand.
On A Stick trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom. #T2#
On A Stick slips nicely into half guard.
On A Stick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Gracie is trying to get back to full guard.
Gracie is trying to defend against the ground and pound but On A Stick scores with a couple of nice shots.
Gracie is not content to let On A Stick control the position.
On A Stick tries to pass to full mount but Gracie defends it.
On A Stick is keen to just control but Gracie is a slippery customer.
On A Stick looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Gracie with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #T3#
On A Stick trying to control from half guard but Gracie is working away.
Gracie wants to get back to full guard.
On A Stick with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
On A Stick is continuing to stall.
Gracie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
On A Stick is trying to control the action in half guard but Gracie is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Gracie is trying to control but can't.
On A Stick uses his free foot to push down on Gracie's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Gracie.
On A Stick pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
On A Stick trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T4#
Gracie working to try and regain half guard.
On A Stick has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Gracie's face.
On A Stick can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Gracie is looking to escape.
On A Stick breaks from Gracie's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Gracie is in a horrible position here. On A Stick smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Gracie regains half guard.
On A Stick is nestled in close to Gracie, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
On A Stick working over Gracie with some ground and pound. Gracie looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Gracie keeping hold of On A Stick's head, controlling as best he can.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R3#
Nice body punch from On A Stick.
Gracie has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Gracie there as he acknowledges the shot.
Gracie with a lazy takedown attempt
and On A Stick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
On A Stick scores with the left hand. Gracie knows he should have avoided that one.
On A Stick lands a body shot.
On A Stick changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gracie with a poor takedown
and On A Stick counters with a straight right hand.
On A Stick jabs Gracie right on the nose. Gracie blinks but takes it well.
Gracie gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and On A Stick counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Armando Gracie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A lazy left from On A Stick finds it's target.
Gracie shoots and misses #TD2#
and On A Stick counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
On A Stick content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
On A Stick trying to mount his opponent but Gracie defends it.
On A Stick is trying to control. Gracie wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T1#
On A Stick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Gracie knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Gracie is not content to let On A Stick control the position.
On A Stick is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Gracie is trying to get back to full guard.
Gracie is controlling On A Stick's trapped leg to prevent On A Stick from advancing to side control.
Gracie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
On A Stick wants to take a breather but Gracie is having none of it.
On A Stick looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Gracie is trying to defend against the ground and pound but On A Stick scores with a couple of nice shots.
On A Stick looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Gracie wants to improve his position but On A Stick is controlling well.
On A Stick wants to pass the guard but Gracie is defending well.
On A Stick controlling the action here.
On A Stick seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Gracie does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.#T3#
On A Stick is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Gracie shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches On A Stick napping and manages to drive through into side control!#SUB#
Gracie tries for a kimura but On A Stick is defending well.
On A Stick is trying to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Gracie tries for a kimura but On A Stick is defending well.
On A Stick sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if On A Stick can do anything to dispel that myth.#T4##SUB#
Gracie is looking for a kimura but On A Stick is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Gracie to get the leverage.
On A Stick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gracie wants to lay and pray for a moment but On A Stick keeps working. #SUB#
Gracie wants to work for an arm triangle but On A Stick is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
On A Stick avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Gracie.
On A Stick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gracie is looking to stall here but On A Stick recovers full guard. #SUB2#
On A Stick working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Gracie doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Gracie manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick really dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R4#
Gracie with a lazy takedown attempt
and On A Stick counters with a lovely shot to the body.#TD2#
On A Stick feints and as Gracie raises his hands in defense, On A Stick changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
On A Stick wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells On A Stick's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Gracie trying to keep a closed guard but On A Stick is proving a slippery customer.
On A Stick engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Gracie wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Gracie seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Gracie looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
On A Stick trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Gracie being controlled here, momentarily.
Gracie not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#SUB#
Gracie looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
On A Stick wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
On A Stick looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Gracie looking for a guillotine here but On A Stick defends easily.
Gracie keeping moving, preventing On A Stick from controlling successfully.
On A Stick looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Gracie wants to sweep here but On A Stick controlling him for the moment.
Gracie lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##T3#
Gracie is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
On A Stick controlling Gracie's posture.
On A Stick keeping moving, preventing Gracie from controlling successfully.
Gracie looking to sit in guard and control but On A Stick gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Gracie is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##SUB#
Gracie is trying for a kimura here. On A Stick looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Gracie wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Armando Gracie!
In his post fight interview, Armando Gracie gave a big smile as he said 'Edgy Brah I am coming for you, you better be ready for a fight or I will plant you on the mat. Armando walks down the cage and out of the arena.'.
Dog Turd On A Stick was interviewed post fight and said 'ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG, I'M SPECIAL NEEDS. YOU BEAT UP A SPECIAL NEEDS GUY.
WHAT THE SHIT, POWERS?!'.
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Event:
StrikeForce Union #69
Date: Jul 16, 2017 |
#R1#
A big left from Mercenarul misses.
On A Stick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mercenarul.
Mercenarul takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mercenarul misses with a right hand
and On A Stick counters with a lovely shot to the body.
On A Stick defending well as Mercenarul loads up on a big left hand.
A lazy left from On A Stick finds it's target.
On A Stick feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mercenarul's calf.
Mercenarul takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#CUT2#
It looks like George Mercenarul has been cut.
Mercenarul misses with a hook.
On A Stick throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Mercenarul.
Mercenarul rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD2#
so On A Stick counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Mercenarul is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
On A Stick postures up and lands a big shot to Mercenarul's brow.
On A Stick sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T1#
On A Stick lands a couple of decent looking shots.
On A Stick sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
On A Stick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Mercenarul knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for On A Stick on the ground.
On A Stick is pushing down on Mercenarul's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mercenarul is fighting to maintain full guard but On A Stick has managed to sneak the leg through.
On A Stick slows the pace down in half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. On A Stick lands a nice short elbow.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with On A Stick in particular looking to stall.#T3#
More stalling from On A Stick.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
On A Stick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mercenarul's hands.
Nice defenses there by On A Stick.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Mercenarul throws a lazy uppercut
and On A Stick counters with a nice leg kick.
Mercenarul drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
On A Stick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mercenarul stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mercenarul has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from On A Stick.
On A Stick scores with a hook.
Mercenarul misses with a left hand
and On A Stick counters with a right hand to the body.
Decent striking displayed by On A Stick there.
Mercenarul definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
On A Stick throws a combination. Mercenarul tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
On A Stick dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
On A Stick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mercenarul stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
On A Stick lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mercenarul throws a hook but On A Stick blocks it.#TD2#
Mercenarul tries to sprawl but On A Stick drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Mercenarul pushes On A Stick off but On A Stick dives into side control.
On A Stick scoring with punches from side control.
On A Stick remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on George Mercenarul's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
On A Stick lands with a straight right. Mercenarul didn't see that one coming.
On A Stick connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Mercenarul! He's out on his feet! On A Stick rushes in and drops Mercenarul with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dog Turd On A Stick!
Dog Turd On A Stick took some time post fight to say the following; 'Great fight between two stars with remarkably similar builds. But the one thing you didn't count on was my IMMENSE RETARD STRENGTH!!!'.
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Event:
D47 Castillo v Slice
Date: Apr 29, 2017 |
#R1#
On A Stick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Powers doesn't seem bothered though.
Powers takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Powers with a lazy takedown attempt
and On A Stick counters with a stiff right hand. #TD#
On A Stick looking to score a takedown here. Powers is defending well but On A Stick drives through and ends up in Powers's guard.
On A Stick wants to pass the guard but Powers is keeping the position.
Powers keeping moving, preventing On A Stick from controlling successfully.
On A Stick controls from within his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick tries to free his leg and advance position but Powers is retaining full guard.
On A Stick landing with the ground and pound. #T1#
On A Stick stands up over Powers, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
On A Stick trying to control the position from guard on top but Powers is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Powers is looking for a triangle but On A Stick pushes his legs off easily.
Powers keeping moving, preventing On A Stick from controlling successfully.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Powers wants to control the position but On A Stick says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. #SUB#
On A Stick is working for a kimura but Powers is defending it quite comfortably.
Still in half guard, On A Stick seems content to control.
Powers wants to improve his position but On A Stick is controlling well.
On A Stick is trying to control the action in half guard but Powers is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Powers fails with the takedown
and On A Stick counters with a lovely straight right hand!
On A Stick with a nice cross.
On A Stick lands a really nice looking cross but Powers seems unphased.
On A Stick lands with a kick to the temple. Powers shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Powers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Powers has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by On A Stick.
On A Stick lands with an uppercut that bounces Powers off the cage and back into range.
Powers takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice uppercut lands for On A Stick. That snapped Powers's head back.
#ROC#
Powers is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A thudding body kick lands there by On A Stick!
Powers looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T4#
On A Stick dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Powers. That did some damage!
Powers tries to clinch but On A Stick moves out of range.
Powers misses with a takedown attempt
enabling On A Stick to counter with a crisp jab.
Powers is still on wobbly legs! Can On A Stick finish him?
We've been told by On A Stick's head coaches at Strikey McFisty's Combat Emporium that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dog Turd On A Stick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Toby Powers.
Powers looks winded!#KD#
On A Stick knocks Powers to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
Powers tries to bench press On A Stick off him but On A Stick keeps the position.
Sloppy strikes there by On A Stick.
On A Stick misses with the ground and pound.
Powers seems to have recovered his senses.
Powers is trying to improve his position.
On A Stick wants to control but Powers is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick dominated that round.
That's time! On A Stick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Powers fails with the takedown
and On A Stick makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Powers doesn't succeed with the takedown
and On A Stick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
On A Stick throws a sloppy head kick and Powers moves out of range easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by On A Stick. That's going to slow Powers down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by On A Stick.
On A Stick misses with an uppercut. Powers saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Powers walks into a stiff left hand from On A Stick.#TD#
On A Stick shoots in and gets a takedown into Powers's guard.
On A Stick wants to control from the top but Powers keeps moving.
On A Stick throws an elbow that misses. Powers uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in On A Stick's guard. Nice move by Powers!#REVB##T1##SU2#
Powers stands up from On A Stick's guard - Powers perhaps looking for a knockout.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Powers.
Dog Turd On A Stick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Toby Powers.
Powers is breathing heavily.
On A Stick's jab looks to have found its range, popping Powers under the eye.
Powers on the wrong end of a nice jab.
On A Stick thuds his right hand into Powers's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
On A Stick scores with a hook to the body. Powers takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #TD2#
Powers fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging On A Stick to the ground. Powers is now in On A Stick's guard.#T2#
Powers keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of On A Stick's head.
On A Stick is trying to keep Powers in close.
#SUB#
On A Stick looking for a guillotine here but Powers defends easily.
Powers slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB2#
Powers swings around for an armbar but On A Stick sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Powers's guard.
On A Stick passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.#T3#
On A Stick prevents Powers from improving his position.
On A Stick looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Powers is looking for a sweep. On A Stick is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
On A Stick is trying to control. Powers wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Powers can do anything to dispel that myth.
On A Stick prevents Powers from improving his position.
Dog Turd On A Stick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Powers is staying active underneath On A Stick, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Nice strikes from On A Stick there. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
On A Stick trying to pass the guard but Powers defending well.
On A Stick trying to control from half guard but Powers is working away.
On A Stick passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Powers!
On A Stick trying to control but Powers is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
On A Stick lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Powers shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts On A Stick as he jumps to the side. #TD2#
Powers fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. On A Stick sprawls well initially but Powers persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Powers is trying to control. On A Stick wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
On A Stick is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Powers pulls his head out easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick tries to roll over but Powers keeps him under control.
The fighters are battling for position here. On A Stick manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T1#
Powers postures up.
On A Stick keeping full guard, as Powers tries to pass.
On A Stick controls Powers momentarily but Powers frees himself.
Powers landing with the ground and pound. #SUB#
On A Stick is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Powers defends well.
On A Stick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Powers can do to turn this around?
On A Stick looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dog Turd On A Stick is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Powers with a flurry of punches that miss.
Powers won't allow On A Stick to sweep him here. #SUB#
On A Stick looking for a guillotine here but Powers defends easily.
#SUB2#
Powers is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! On A Stick is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! On A Stick has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Powers can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as On A Stick controls the pace.#T3#
Powers is looking to sweep but instead, On A Stick has passed into half guard.
On A Stick is controlling the pace.
On A Stick has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
This is a sustained period of stalling by On A Stick.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
On A Stick goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Toby Powers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
On A Stick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Powers.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dog Turd On A Stick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well On A Stick has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight for Dog Turd On A Stick!
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight for Dog Turd On A Stick!
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight for Dog Turd On A Stick!
Dog Turd On A Stick wins by unanimous decision!
Dog Turd On A Stick took some time post fight to say the following; 'Great fight between two stars with remarkably similar builds. But the one thing you didn't count on was my IMMENSE RETARD STRENGTH!!!'.
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Event:
D43 Anderson v Hardy
Date: Apr 01, 2017 |
#R1#
Powers takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Toby Powers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
On A Stick tries to bum rush Powers with a series of wild strikes but Powers uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Powers dives in for a single leg takedown but On A Stick sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
On A Stick changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Powers lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but On A Stick circles away quickly and effectively.
Powers shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has On A Stick pinned against the cage. On A Stick gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
On A Stick circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Powers moves in looking to clinch but On A Stick pushes him off.
On A Stick circles away from the clinch attempt.
A bone on bone clash there as On A Stick blocks the leg kick.
Powers fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
On A Stick changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Dog Turd On A Stick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Toby Powers.#T1#
Powers moves away from the strike by On A Stick.
Powers shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says On A Stick as he avoids it easily.
On A Stick connects with a solid leg kick.
On A Stick lands with an overhand left.
On A Stick lands a jab to Powers's midsection.
On A Stick shoots in looking for a takedown but Powers manages to keep the fight standing, pushing On A Stick's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Powers tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but On A Stick paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Powers fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Powers looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T2#
Powers fails to land the takedown.
As Powers looks to move away, On A Stick throws a big counter combo but Powers just gets out of the way.#TD2#
Powers shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. On A Stick manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#SUB#
On A Stick is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Powers lands a couple of decent looking shots.
On A Stick controls Powers momentarily but Powers frees himself. #T3#
Powers landing with the ground and pound.
On A Stick tries to land a sweep but no joy.
On A Stick lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Powers escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. On A Stick gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
On A Stick's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Powers trying to keep a closed guard but On A Stick is proving a slippery customer.
On A Stick controls from within his opponent's guard. #T4##SUB2#
Powers working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. On A Stick doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. On A Stick manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Powers is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Powers is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst On A Stick is controlling him.
On A Stick looking to pass the guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
On A Stick controls from within his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dog Turd On A Stick dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
On A Stick throws a hook but Powers avoids it easily.
Dog Turd On A Stick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
On A Stick fails with the takedown.
On A Stick misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Powers fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've been told by On A Stick's head coaches at Strikey McFisty's Combat Emporium that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Powers tries a head kick but it misses.
#TD2#
Powers drives through with a takedown into On A Stick's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Powers in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as On A Stick holds on and takes a little breather.
On A Stick is trying to control the position but Powers postures up. #T1#
Powers distracts On A Stick with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
On A Stick looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
On A Stick wants to sweep but no luck.
Powers lands a couple of digs.#SUB#
Powers avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Powers working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Powers connects with a couple of short punches.
Toby Powers has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
On A Stick is adopting a defensive guard.
Powers sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB#
On A Stick is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Powers is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
On A Stick working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Powers doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Powers manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Powers connects with a couple of short punches.
Powers stands up over On A Stick, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Powers scoring with some ground and pound. #T3#
Powers looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Powers throws a big right hand that misses.
On A Stick has momentary wrist control but Powers slips an elbow through the middle.
Powers works over On A Stick with some ground and pound from guard.
On A Stick keeping moving, preventing Powers from controlling successfully.
On A Stick has his hands on Powers's head, controlling the position.
Powers postures up and lands a big shot to On A Stick's brow. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Powers chips away with some ground and pound.
Powers works over On A Stick with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB#
On A Stick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Powers can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Powers pushes down on On A Stick's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB2#
Powers is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, On A Stick has managed to free his arm - good work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
On A Stick on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Toby Powers showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Powers shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says On A Stick as he avoids it easily.
Powers tries for a takedown but On A Stick circles away easily
and On A Stick counters with a nice uppercut.
On A Stick throws a one two combo.
Powers tries to clinch but fails miserably #TD#
and On A Stick counters with a single leg into guard. Powers didn't expect that.
On A Stick working some strikes from top position.#SUB2#
On A Stick is posturing up here but Powers has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! On A Stick tries to roll out but it's too tight and On A Stick has to tap! Slick submission there by Powers!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Toby Powers!
Dog Turd On A Stick was interviewed post fight and said 'ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG, I'M SPECIAL NEEDS. YOU BEAT UP A SPECIAL NEEDS GUY.
WHAT THE SHIT, POWERS?!'.
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Event:
D40 Castillo v Vachon
Date: Mar 11, 2017 |
#R1#
On A Stick swats away the attempt to clinch by Powers.#TD#
Powers shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. On A Stick is trying to defend but Powers finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
On A Stick wants to control but Powers is keeping busy and won't allow it.
On A Stick tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Powers has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick wants to control but Powers is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Powers working On A Stick over with strikes here.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if On A Stick can do anything to dispel that myth.
Powers avoids the attempt from On A Stick to control.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Powers cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
#SUB#
Powers is working for a guillotine from mount but On A Stick frees his head quite easily.
Powers scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish On A Stick?
Powers putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
On A Stick wants to hold on but Powers pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
On A Stick is working to get back to half guard.
#T2#
Powers punishing his opponent with strikes.
Powers sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
On A Stick wants to control but Powers is having none of it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Powers in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Powers connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Powers dominating with strikes here.
Powers lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
#ROC#
On A Stick is rocked!
Powers controlling his opponent.
On A Stick is still in real trouble! Can Powers finish him?#T3#
Powers drops a big elbow. That's hurt On A Stick! More shots from Powers and the ref steps in! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Toby Powers!
In defeat, Dog Turd On A Stick stepped up to the mic, saying 'ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG, I'M SPECIAL NEEDS. YOU BEAT UP A SPECIAL NEEDS GUY.
WHAT THE SHIT, POWERS?!'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 12, 2017 |
#R1##TD2#
Basov shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Basov showed some decent athleticism there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
On A Stick actively working from the bottom here.
On A Stick trying to control from the bottom.
On A Stick definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
On A Stick is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Basov scores with a couple of nice shots.
On A Stick taking some punishment here, with Basov in his half guard.
On A Stick wants to control but Basov is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Basov drops an elbow to the side of On A Stick's head. #SUB#
On A Stick looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick has hold of Basov's hands but Basov slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Still in half guard, Basov seems content to control.
Ground and pound from Basov. #T1#
Ground and pound from Basov.
On A Stick wants to improve his position but Basov is controlling well.
Basov drops an elbow to the side of On A Stick's head.
Basov looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Basov has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Basov working the head and body with strikes.
Basov is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, On A Stick is hurt! He's hurt bad - Basov fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save On A Stick from any more punishment! Congratulations to Basov! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zeke Basov!
Dog Turd On A Stick spoke after the fight, saying 'ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG, I'M SPECIAL NEEDS. YOU BEAT UP A SPECIAL NEEDS GUY.
WHAT THE SHIT, ZEKE?!'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 04, 2017 |
#R1#
On A Stick misses with a low kick.
Wyatt keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
On A Stick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
On A Stick lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A telegraphed right hand from On A Stick misses the target.
Wyatt half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
On A Stick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wyatt moves away.
On A Stick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wyatt feinted with a counter takedown.
On A Stick throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wyatt.
Wyatt changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
On A Stick tries to land a body kick#TD#
and Wyatt counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
On A Stick is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick wants to sweep but Wyatt has passed to side control!
Both fighters take a look at the clock.#T1##SU#
Wyatt stands up and we're back to a striking position. #CL2#
Wyatt tries to keep at a distance but On A Stick has taken the fight into the clinch.#TD2#
On A Stick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Wyatt clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Wyatt takes a big shot to the side of the head.
On A Stick scores with strikes from the back.
Wyatt is trying to remain composed but On A Stick is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
On A Stick looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
#T2#
On A Stick is riding his opponent, not letting Wyatt buck him off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On A Stick looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Wyatt rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
On A Stick takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Wyatt tries to get to full guard but On A Stick has control of the leg.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. On A Stick lands a nice short elbow.
Wyatt wants to improve his position but On A Stick is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
On A Stick controlling the action here.#SUB2#
On A Stick is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T3#
On A Stick is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Wyatt on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Nice strikes from On A Stick there.
Wyatt wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
On A Stick is working for a kimura but Wyatt is defending it quite comfortably.
Still in half guard, On A Stick seems content to control.
Wyatt taking some punishment here, with On A Stick in his half guard. #T4#
Wyatt tries to roll over but On A Stick keeps him under control.
On A Stick drops an elbow to the side of Wyatt's head. #ROC2#
Wyatt is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
On A Stick works his way into full mount!
A big strike lands for On A Stick! That's really hurt Wyatt and he's turned his back - On A Stick keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! On A Stick jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dog Turd On A Stick!
Post fight, Dog Turd On A Stick took to the microphone: 'ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG, I'M SPECIAL NEEDS. YOU TRIED TO BEAT UP A SPECIAL NEEDS GUY.
WHAT THE SHIT, WYATT?!'.
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