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Event:
TGC 12: Tatum vs Umarov 2
Date: Jul 15, 2017 |
#R1##TD2#
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Imbecile was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Imbecile wants to lay and pray for a moment but Zobrist keeps working. #SUB2#
Imbecile is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Zobrist is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Imbecile is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Zobrist is trying to escape and Imbecile transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Zobrist is forced to tap! Nice work there by Imbecile! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Joe Imbecile!
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Event:
TGC 10: Triple Threat
Date: Jul 01, 2017 |
#R1##TD#
Imbecile looking to score a takedown here. Knuckles is defending well but Imbecile drives through and ends up in Knuckles's guard.
Knuckles looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Knuckles is on top in guard.
#REVB##SUB#
Imbecile is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB#
Imbecile throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Knuckles throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Imbecile works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Knuckles wants to control from the top but Imbecile keeps moving. #SUB#
Knuckles got a little sloppy there for a moment and Imbecile has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Knuckles has managed to get both his arms back between Imbecile's legs - danger averted.
Imbecile on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Imbecile tries to get out of the position.#SUB#
Imbecile is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knuckles is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Knuckles trying to control the position from guard on top but Imbecile is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Knuckles postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T1#
Imbecile tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Imbecile looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Knuckles passes into side control.
Knuckles scores with punches from side control.
Imbecile knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Knuckles on the ground.
Knuckles working the ground and pound from side control.
Imbecile sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Imbecile actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Knuckles is looking for a kimura here.
Knuckles wants to lay and pray for a moment but Imbecile keeps working.
Knuckles not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB#
Imbecile is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Knuckles pulls his head out easily.
Imbecile wants to get back to full guard.#T2#
Knuckles is keen to just control but Imbecile is a slippery customer.
Knuckles passes to side control.
Imbecile is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Helsinki Athletics Club, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Imbecile is not content to let Knuckles control the position.
Knuckles scoring with punches from side control.
Imbecile is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Knuckles is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Imbecile is just riding it out for now. Knuckles eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Imbecile looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Imbecile wants to control but Knuckles is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Knuckles seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Imbecile does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #T3##SUB#
Imbecile actively working from the bottom here.
Imbecile wants to get back to full guard.
Knuckles content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #SU2#
Knuckles decides to stand up.
Imbecile could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#TD#
Imbecile shoots in and bounces Knuckles off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Knuckles trying to strike off his back.
Knuckles is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #SUB2#
Knuckles escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Imbecile gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Knuckles is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T4#
Imbecile trying to control but Knuckles is working from the bottom.
Knuckles being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Imbecile is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Knuckles has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Imbecile is looking to defend but Knuckles has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Imbecile! Knuckles pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Imbecile taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ashton Knuckles!
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Event:
TGC 7: Nobrainer vs Beaver
Date: Jun 10, 2017 |
#R1#
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fast as he avoids it easily.
Imbecile will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Imbecile tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Fast defends well and Imbecile ends up having to push Fast into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Fast seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Timmy Fast has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Imbecile.
Fast displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Imbecile.
Fast keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fast throws a shot from downtown. Imbecile moves away and avoids it.
Fast lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Imbecile backs up against the cage.
Fast displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Imbecile.
Horrible takedown attempt by Imbecile or perhaps it was just good defense by Fast, which made it look bad.
A looping hook to the body misses from Imbecile. Fast does a little dance to reset his feet.
Imbecile takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fast staying out of range there.
Timmy Fast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Imbecile closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Fast quickly recovers to half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Imbecile is thwarting Fast's attempts to control the position.
Fast tries to get to full guard but Imbecile has control of the leg. #T1#
Still in half guard, Imbecile seems content to control.
Fast on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Fast tries to get out of the position.
It looks like Imbecile might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Fast wants to control but Imbecile is keeping busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Imbecile controlling the action here.
Fast looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T2#
Fast trying to control here.
Imbecile content to control rather than advance.
Imbecile passes to side control. #T3#
Imbecile happy to just control the position for now.
Fast tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Imbecile easily slips into full mount!
Fast wants to hold on but Imbecile pushes him away.
Imbecile controlling his opponent. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB2#
Imbecile is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Fast is surviving well by controlling Imbecile's body position as best he can.
Imbecile content just to control the position here.
Imbecile is continuing to stall.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Joe Imbecile will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Good exchange - Imbecile coming out on top.
Fast looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Imbecile darts in looking for a takedown but Fast gets double underhooks and turns Imbecile into the cage.
A jab from Fast misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by Imbecile or perhaps it was just good defense by Fast, which made it look bad.
Fast scores with a punch to the head.
Imbecile fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fast avoids it really well and circles away.
Timmy Fast has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Imbecile.
Fast throws a right hand that misses
#TD2#
and Imbecile counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Fast wants to sweep but Imbecile has passed to side control!
Fast is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Imbecile has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Helsinki Athletics Club. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Imbecile controlling from side mount. #T1#
Imbecile should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Fast tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Imbecile avoids the attempt from Fast to control.
Imbecile controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The adventures of Imbecile the control monster continue. Boring.
Fast can't escape the position.
Fast controls the position.
Imbecile controlling the position easily from mount. #T3#
Imbecile avoids the attempt from Fast to control.
Imbecile controlling the pace for now. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Imbecile avoids the attempt from Fast to control.
Imbecile controlling the position easily from mount.
Imbecile has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Imbecile showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Sloppy strikes from Fast. Those never looked like landing.
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown but Fast shows good takedown defense.
Fast misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fast throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fast swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
#CL#
Fast moves into the clinch.
Fast lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Imbecile backwards.
Imbecile is trying to pull guard but Fast has him pressed against the cage.
Fast lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Fast manages to break the clinch.
Fast throws an overhand right that lands on Imbecile's shoulder, as Imbecile tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Imbecile shoots in and drives through. Fast sprawls well.
Timmy Fast has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Imbecile.
Imbecile misses with a takedown attempt
and Fast counters with a nice uppercut.
Fast throws a jab when Imbecile was well out of range.
Fast stuffs the takedown attempt from Imbecile. Imbecile gets slowly back to his feet.
Imbecile shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fast pinned against the cage. Fast gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A swing and a miss from Fast.
Fast throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fast misses with a few strikes there.
Imbecile fails to land the takedown.
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fast as he jumps to the side.
An attempted straight right counter from Fast misses the target.
Fast throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Imbecile.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A right-left combo lands from Fast.
Fast scores with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fast displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #ROC#
Imbecile is rocked!#T2#
Danga de danga de dang - Fast scores with a four punch combination!
Imbecile is still on wobbly legs! Can Fast finish him?
Imbecile slips a jab and a cross from Fast.
Imbecile avoids a punch combination nicely.
Imbecile feints the counter takedown.
Fast lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fast is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Fast! Imbecile is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timmy Fast!
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Event:
TGC 4: Knocksville vs Beaver
Date: May 20, 2017 |
#R1#
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Vrinzwal as he avoids it easily.
Vrinzwal only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Vrinzwal throws a nice looking combination but Imbecile bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Imbecile tries to counter with a takedown but Vrinzwal is quick to defend against it.#TD#
Vrinzwal gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Imbecile to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Imbecile has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Imbecile controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Vrinzwal is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Imbecile is aware though and is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Imbecile looking to pass the guard.
Imbecile slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Vrinzwal is trying to control the position but Imbecile postures up. #T1#
Imbecile slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Vrinzwal trying to control the position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Imbecile is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Vrinzwal dives in and scores a takedown into Imbecile's guard.
Vrinzwal wants to control from the top but Imbecile keeps moving.
Imbecile really is a fat lump.
Imbecile managing to control the position. #T2#
Imbecile continues to stall.
Imbecile tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Imbecile throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Imbecile is looking to sweep but instead, Vrinzwal has passed into half guard.
#T3#
Imbecile tries to get to full guard but Vrinzwal has control of the leg.
Imbecile keeping hold of Vrinzwal's head, controlling as best he can.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Imbecile wants to get back to full guard.
Imbecile is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Imbecile wants to control but Vrinzwal is keeping busy.
Imbecile manages to get to full guard.
Imbecile on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Imbecile tries to get out of the position.
Vrinzwal stopping the sweep attempt from Imbecile.
Imbecile managing to control the position.
Vrinzwal stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Imbecile swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Vrinzwal throwing strikes but missing. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Fim Vrinzwal will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Imbecile misses with a straight left. #TD#
Imbecile closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Vrinzwal quickly recovers to half guard.
Vrinzwal is trying to stand up here but Imbecile is controlling him well.
Imbecile controlling the pace.
Vrinzwal is looking to escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Imbecile seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Vrinzwal has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Imbecile is working away from the top position though.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Vrinzwal misses with a series of wild punches.
#TD#
Imbecile scores with a takedown into Vrinzwal's guard.
Vrinzwal working a defensive guard here.
#T2#
Imbecile slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Joe Imbecile overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Imbecile has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Vrinzwal wants to stand up but Imbecile is controlling him.
Imbecile might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Vrinzwal controls Imbecile momentarily but Imbecile frees himself.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.#T3#
Imbecile not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Imbecile fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#TD#
Imbecile looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Imbecile content to stall in guard here.
Imbecile prevents Vrinzwal from getting back to his feet. #T4##SUB2#
Vrinzwal is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Imbecile slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Imbecile slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Imbecile moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Imbecile.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Imbecile dominated that second round.
That's time! Imbecile's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Imbecile decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Vrinzwal looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Imbecile with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vrinzwal is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Vrinzwal is in trouble now - Imbecile has advanced to mount! #T1#
Imbecile tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Imbecile's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Vrinzwal is trying desperately to improve position.
Imbecile controlling from mount. #SUB#
Imbecile is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Vrinzwal can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Imbecile controlling the position easily from mount. #T2#
Imbecile prevents Vrinzwal from getting the reversal.#T3#
Imbecile content just to control the position here.
Vrinzwal tries to hold on but Imbecile pushes him away.
Imbecile controlling his opponent. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Vrinzwal is looking to get to half guard.
Imbecile controlling from mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Imbecile seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Vrinzwal for as long as he can get away with.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Imbecile showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Imbecile has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Imbecile!
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Event:
TGC 3: FW Title GP Round 1
Date: May 13, 2017 |
#R1#
Imbecile goes for a double leg but Omega avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Omega continues to drive forward.
Omega thuds his right hand into Imbecile's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#KD2#
Omega drops Imbecile with a beautiful combination! Imbecile stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Omega is looking for the KO!#ROC2#
Imbecile is rocked!
Imbecile avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oh Imbecile is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Omega fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Imbecile manages to avoid it.
Imbecile seems to have got his legs back now.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Imbecile is defended easily by Omega.
Omega lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Omega throws a nice looking combination but Imbecile bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown but Omega shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Imbecile. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Imbecile swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
#T1#
Omega misses with a wild body shot.
Imbecile seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Imbecile shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Imbecile shoots for a double leg takedown but Omega sprawls well. He's pushed Imbecile's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Omega fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Omega scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Imbecile could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Imbecile is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Omega moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Allan Omega!
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Event:
TGC 2
Date: May 06, 2017 |
#R1#
Imbecile swats away the attempt to clinch by Heather .
Imbecile blocks the body kick.
Bright Heather seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Imbecile feints and as Heather raises his hands in defense, Imbecile changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Heather has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Imbecile can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Imbecile controlling from the top position. #SUB#
Imbecile thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Imbecile got a little sloppy there for a moment and Heather has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Imbecile has managed to get both his arms back between Heather 's legs - danger averted.
Imbecile pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Heather is keeping the position for now.
Imbecile has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T1#
Imbecile has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Heather is proving hard to escape from. #SUB2#
Heather has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Imbecile can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Heather is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Imbecile is controlling him.
Imbecile is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Arvins Bootcamp that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Heather looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Imbecile stops Heather from standing up.
Imbecile is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Heather is looking for a triangle but Imbecile pushes his legs off easily.
#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Imbecile controlling from the top position.
Imbecile throwing strikes but missing.
Imbecile stays in close to Heather 's body and controls the position. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#CL2#
Heather closes the distance and clinches.
Imbecile is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#T3##BC2#
Heather manages to break the clinch.
#TD2#
Heather throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Imbecile was covering up waiting for the punch and Heather finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Imbecile is adopting a defensive guard.#T4#
Imbecile is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Heather is looking to work some ground and pound but Imbecile has wrist control.
Imbecile looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Imbecile might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Heather trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A combination from Heather does no damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bright Heather dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##CL2#
Heather closes the distance and clinches.
Imbecile is trying to break the clinch but Heather has him pressed against the cage.
Heather scores with a shoulder strike. #BC2#
Heather pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#TD2#
Heather closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Heather lands in his opponent's guard.
Heather stopping the sweep attempt from Imbecile.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Imbecile has a closed guard, preventing Heather from standing up.
Heather pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Imbecile is keeping the position for now.
Heather has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Imbecile is proving hard to escape from. #T1#
Heather throws a big elbow that misses.
Heather being controlled here momentarily.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Heather gets the takedown into side control. #T2#
Imbecile wants to control but Heather postures up.
Heather tries to advance to mount but Imbecile denies him. #SUB2#
Heather wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Imbecile, who protects the arm well.
Imbecile is looking to reverse the position.
You can see the frustration on Imbecile's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Imbecile really is a fat lump.
Heather tries to move into full mount but can't pass Imbecile's legs. #T3##SUB2#
Heather thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Heather is breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Heather is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Imbecile is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Imbecile sneaks back into half guard.
Imbecile is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Heather throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Heather tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Imbecile.
Imbecile regains full guard. Nicely done.
Imbecile looking for a sweep. Not yet Imbecile, not yet.
Imbecile pulls Heather in close to prevent any damage. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Heather lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Imbecile has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Imbecile and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Imbecile seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD2#
Heather fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Imbecile sprawls well initially but Heather persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Imbecile is trying to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bright Heather showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Heather throws a head kick but Imbecile moves out of range.
#TD2#
Heather closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Heather lands in his opponent's guard.
Heather trying to control but Imbecile is working from the bottom.
Heather wants to stand but Imbecile is controlling his posture from full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Imbecile controlling Heather 's posture. #T1#
Imbecile bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Heather 's guard. #REVR#
Imbecile missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Imbecile trying to control the position from guard on top but Heather is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Heather has his foot on Imbecile's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Imbecile works his way back into a safe position though.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Heather can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Imbecile controls the pace.
Imbecile slips nicely into half guard.#SUB#
Heather is defending against the submission attempts here by Imbecile.
Imbecile passes to side control.
Heather is trying to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Imbecile tries for a kimura but Heather is defending well.
Heather tries to improve position but can't.
Heather takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T3#
Imbecile trying to control the action but Heather is working from the bottom.
Heather has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
Imbecile wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Heather , who protects the arm well.
Bright Heather has got the better of the ground game so far.
Heather throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
Joe Imbecile has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Imbecile is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Heather knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Imbecile is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Heather is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Heather is looking to regain half guard here but Imbecile keeps moving and retains side control. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Imbecile working the ground and pound.
Imbecile working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Heather manages to work his way to half guard, despite Imbecile's best efforts.#SUB2#
Heather looking for submissions off his back.
Imbecile is pressing down on Heather 's thigh, looking to free his foot. Heather is holding on for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Heather is looking for a sweep. Imbecile is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Imbecile not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bright Heather is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Imbecile seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Imbecile showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Heather has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bright Heather !
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 01, 2017 |
#R1##TD2#
Imbecile shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Roberts's guard.#SUB2#
Imbecile drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Imbecile seems to have locked his on tight now - Roberts screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Imbecile, as he picks up the win!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Joe Imbecile!
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