Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: GAMMA#855 Bolleke v Arundel
Date: Sep 19, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kruger swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Impaler.
Kruger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kruger checks a low kick from Impaler.#KD#
Kruger lands a big right hand that sends Impaler crashing to the mat! Kruger stays standing though and waves Impaler back to his feet!
Impaler thumps Kruger with a low kick.
Impaler misses with a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kruger slips a jab from Impaler.
Kruger throwing a counter right hand but Impaler manages to avoid it.
Kruger misses the jab.
Kruger misses with a straight right.
Kruger throws a jab when Impaler was well out of range.#KD#
Kruger drops Impaler with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Impaler looks back up at him and smiles so Kruger waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Impaler is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
Impaler is still on wobbly legs! Can Kruger finish him?
Kruger looks to land a left hand but Impaler moved out of range nicely.
Impaler seems to have recovered his senses.
BOOM! Kruger lands a beautiful left hook that drops Impaler. Impaler tries to recover but Kruger is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Impaler lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dustin Kruger!
During a confident post fight interview, Dustin Kruger thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: GAMMA#843 Horse v Kodjia
Date: Aug 01, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Impaler staying out of range there.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chocolate lands a jab to the head.
Chocolate is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #CUT#It looks like Chip Chocolate has been cut.
Impaler moves out of range as Chocolate strikes.
Impaler misses with a hook. Chocolate ducked under it nicely.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Chocolate is just out of range.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chocolate.
Impaler throws a chopping leg kick but Chocolate manages to avoid taking any serious damage.#TD2#
Chocolate looking for a takedown here - he's got it.#ES#
Impaler has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Chocolate is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Chocolate is trying to stall.
Impaler throws a head punch that misses. #T1##TD2#
Chocolate has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Impaler is trying to keep an underhook but Chocolate manages to get the takedown into half guard.#ES#
Impaler kicks off Chocolate and gets to his feet.
Impaler missing with a left hand there. Chocolate was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Impaler throws out a powerful jab.
Impaler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Impaler lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Impaler.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chocolate moves away.
Chocolate tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Chocolate defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Chocolate let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Impaler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#KD#
Impaler cracks Chocolate with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chocolate looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Impaler finish him? #ROC#Chocolate is rocked!#CUT#That has opened up Chip Chocolate's cut even more.
Chocolate on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chocolate is still on wobbly legs! Can Impaler finish him?
Chocolate misses with a looping right.
Chocolate seems to have recovered his senses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chocolate is defended easily by Impaler.
It looked like Impaler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Chocolate.#T2#
Impaler with a jab.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Impaler throws a pinpoint strike between Chocolate's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Chocolate crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Impaler scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Chip Chocolate spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm gonna take this loss with a grain of salt, or a grain of sugar, and put it in a cookie, and eat it.'.

Event: GAMMA#837 Spike v Horse
Date: Jun 27, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Impaler misses.
Pony swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pony has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Impaler is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Impaler throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Pony counter with a right hand.
Pony moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Impaler swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
Pony slips under a jab.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler misses the jab.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pony! But no joy.
Impaler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Impaler is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Pony's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Impaler pushes him away.#T1#
Impaler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pony counters with a left to the body.
Impaler throws a jab when Pony was well out of range.
Pony throws a counter combo.
Pony looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Impaler tries a head kick but it misses.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Impaler throws a hook but Pony avoids it easily.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Pony tries to counter with a clinch but Impaler shakes him off and moves away.
Pony staying out of range there.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pony moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Pony does a little dance to reset his feet.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T2#
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pony was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pony moves away from the strike by Impaler.
Impaler cracks Pony with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice cross by Impaler.
Pony gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand #CL2#
and Pony moves into the clinch.
Pony misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Impaler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pony tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pony throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Impalers head.
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Pony missing with knees to the body.
Pony tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow. #T3#
Pony can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Pony struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Pony misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pony tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Impaler misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pony trying to land knees to the body.
Pony blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Impaler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Impaler managing to block the knees to the body from Pony.
Pony tries a knee to the head but Impaler blocks it.
Pony blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pony.
Impaler misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pony tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pony scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pony takes a shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Impaler.
Pony misses with a body punch. #T4#
Pony with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pony tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.
Impaler scores with a shoulder strike.
Impaler tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pony's elbow.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Impaler avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Impaler fails to land.
Impaler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Pony on the inside.
Pony scores a nice knee to the body. #BC2#
Pony breaks the clinch.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Pony's ribs.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Pony moved out of range nicely.
A little jabbing left from Pony on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Impaler misses with a low kick.
Pony now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Impaler swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pony looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Impaler throws a shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Pony's head but Pony sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Pony moved out of range.
Pony appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Pony checks the leg kick.
Pony unleashes a big counter combination but Impaler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Pony was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Impaler swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
Pony slips under a jab from Impaler.#T1#
Impaler misses with a hook
letting Pony counter with a right hand.
Pony takes one on the button.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler scores with a decent looking hook.
A shot to the body from Impaler misses
and Pony counters with a nice leg kick.
Impaler looks to clinch
and Pony counters with a right hand to the body.
Impaler swings widly with a right hand
and Pony counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T2#
Impaler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donk. Impaler catches Pony right on the button with a cross.
Impaler stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#ROC#Pony is rocked!
Impaler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It seemed like Pony was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pony avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Impaler pushes him away.
Impaler misses the jab.
Pony counters with a body kick.
Impaler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Impaler punishes Pony's body with a nice straight punch.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T3#
Pony avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Impaler misses with a left hand
and Pony counters with a leg kick.
Impaler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Impaler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Impaler throws a body punch but Pony moves out of range.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it.
Impaler lands a really nice looking cross but Pony seems unphased.
Impaler cracks a nice hook into Pony's ribs.
Pony moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Pony now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T4#
Pony takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Impaler lands a really nice looking cross but Pony seems unphased.
Pony keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Impaler.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Impaler throws a poor cross that misses #KD2#
and Pony counters with a crisp right hand that drops Impaler! Pony lets Impaler back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#CUT2#It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
and Pony counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#ROC2#Impaler is rocked!
Pony takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Oh Impaler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Pony counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Impaler falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Pony Pony!
An out of breath Pony Pony thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: GAMMA#828 Paulin v Boagrius
Date: May 16, 2020

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vee scores with a jab to the body.
Vee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vee has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Impaler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like Brandon Vee has been cut.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vee looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vee throws out the jab.
Vee misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Vee throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vee has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A shot to the body from Vee misses
and Impaler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Vee gets tackled into the cage by Impaler. Impaler maintains the clinch.
Vee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Impaler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vee misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vee lands a shot to the body.
Impaler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vee.
Vee is breathing heavily.
Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Impaler.
Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Impaler lands a right hand.
Impaler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Impaler misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler scores with a nice hook to the head.
Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Impaler lands a right hand.
A body shot lands from Impaler.
Impaler tries a body shot but Vee blocks it.
Impaler tries a body shot but Vee blocks it.
Impaler working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Impaler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vee or not.
Impaler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Impaler.
Impaler lands a left hand.
Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Impaler breaks the clinch.

Impaler cracks Vee with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Impaler has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Vee to stand back up!
Impaler throws a nice outside leg kick.
Brandon Vee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Vee wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Vee throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vee throws a chopping leg kick but Impaler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A telegraphed right hand from Impaler misses the target.
Impaler throws a jab when Vee was well out of range.
Vee is looking to wear down Impaler with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Impaler looks to throw the jab but Vee is out of range.
Vee doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Vee takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Impaler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Impaler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Vee's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Impaler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Vee scrambles back to his feet.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Vee is just out of range.
Vee lands with an overhand left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vee. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
Impaler scores with a jab. Vee acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vee avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Impaler throws a jab when Vee was well out of range.

Impaler cracks Vee with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Vee looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Impaler finish him?

Vee is rocked!
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Vee throws a leg kick that is checked
and Impaler counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler gave a mention to Sportivité in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Brandon Vee spoke after the fight, saying 'I didn't lose that fight in my mind. True victory is to give all of yourself, without regret. '.

Event: GAMMA#820 Saric v Grabber
Date: Apr 04, 2020

#R1#
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Gomu's head but Gomu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gomu on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Gomu misses the shot to the body.
Impaler swings for the body but Gomu moves out of range.
Gomu lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Impaler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gomu is looking to counter punch.
Impaler digs a good hook to Gomu's body.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Gomu's head.#CUT2#
It looks like Gomu Gomu has been cut.
Impaler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Gomu throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Gomu misses with an uppercut.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T1#
Impaler throws a body punch but Gomu moves out of range.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gomu manages to avoid it.
It looked like Gomu was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Impaler.
Gomu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Impaler throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Gomu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gomu.
Impaler throws a poor cross that misses #KD#
and Gomu counters with a nice right hand that sends Impaler toppling to the canvas! Impaler scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Gomu finish him?!#ROC#
Impaler is rocked!
Impaler throws a body punch but Gomu moves out of range.
Impaler is still on wobbly legs! Can Gomu finish him?
Impaler checks a leg kick nicely.
Impaler seems to have recovered his senses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gomu manages to avoid it.
Gomu misses with a left hand
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
A shot to the body from Impaler misses
and Gomu counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gomu Gomu!
An out of breath and clearly excited Gomu Gomu thanked Sportivité for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: EMP Finale: Ispa vs Toivonen 5
Date: Mar 01, 2020

#R1#
Good leg kick by Giant there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Giant counters with a right hand to the body.
Yhorm Giant seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giant misses with a kick to the body
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Giant throws a leg kick that is checked
and Giant takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#
It looks like Yhorm Giant has been cut.
Giant lands a nice hook to Impaler's body. Impaler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Impaler jabs Giant to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Giant.
Giant throws a sloppy head kick #KD2#
and Impaler counters with a crisp right hand that drops Giant! Impaler lets Giant back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
Giant is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A low kick from Giant misses
and Impaler rattles Giant with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Giant tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Impaler dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Giant stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
An out of breath and clearly excited Vladimir Impaler thanked Sportivité for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: EMP Toivonen vs Bolleke
Date: Feb 09, 2020

#R1#
Bell misses with a left hand
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Bell throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bell lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#TD2#
Bell looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Impaler!
Impaler is not content to let Bell control the position.
Bell misses with the ground and pound.
Bell misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Impaler is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Bell trying to control the action but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Bell working the ground and pound but Impaler is defending the strikes. #T1#
Bell is looking to take a break and control but Impaler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Impaler is pushing Bell's head away, looking to escape. Bell manages to hold on to the position though.
My spies in Big Bear Fight Factory inform me that Bell has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Impaler is trying to improve his position.
Impaler wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bell is looking to take a break and control but Impaler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bell throwing shots but missing, from side control. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Impaler dodges the ground and pound from Bell.
Bell working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Bell cracks Impaler with a big right hand but Impaler just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Impaler defending against the ground and pound.
Impaler is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Bell off and has taken his back!
Bell is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Impaler. #T3#
Bell is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Impaler controls the position.
Bell just trying to survive but Impaler is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Bell can't escape the position. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Impaler biding his time, controlling Bell.
Bell is trying to stand back up.
What can Bell do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Impaler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bell.
Bell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Bell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Impaler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from Bell misses the target.
Impaler defending well as Bell loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bell lands with a good body shot.
Impaler slips a jab and a cross from Bell.
Impaler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bell.
Bell is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Bell throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bell misses the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch combination from Bell misses.
A slow jab from Bell misses its intended target.
Impaler went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bell is looking to land body kicks.
Bell looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
Bell connects with a good right hand that stumbles Impaler. Impaler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T1#
Bell shoots in looking for a takedown but Impaler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bell's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A head kick misses from Bell.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Bell throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Bell throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bell tries a head kick but it misses.
Bell might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bell punishes Impaler's body with a nice straight punch.
Bell scores with a jab to the head.
Bell throws a big shot that misses.
Impaler quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bell's head backwards.
Bell dives in for a single leg takedown but Impaler sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Bell shoots and misses
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doug Bell.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T2#
Bell pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doug Bell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bell swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bell connects with a crisp jab.
Bell works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bell thows a left - swing and a miss!
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Bell swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Impaler appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Bell's ribs.
Impaler staying out of range there.
Bell works Impaler's body with a nice hook.
Impaler lands with an overhand left.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Bell misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T3#
Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bell was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Bell pushes Impaler away with a front kick.
Impaler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bell throws out the jab.
Impaler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bell throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bell misses with a looping left.
Bell misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bell throws a combination. Impaler tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Bell. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Bell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Impaler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Bell. #T4#
Bell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bell looks to land a left hand but Impaler moved out of range nicely.
Bell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Impaler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Impaler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Bell throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.
Bell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Impaler.
Bell throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Bell misses.
Bell throws a left and a right that both miss
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Bell is breathing heavily.
Bell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bell throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
Bell tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Doug Bell showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Bell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Impaler moves out of range as Bell strikes.
Bell throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Bell.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Bell.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Bell is just out of range.
Bell bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Impaler's head backwards.
Bell lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bell misses with a straight right.
A counter left hand to the body from Impaler misses its target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bell fails with a takedown attempt.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Bell saw that one coming.#T1#
Impaler slips a jab from Bell.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Bell goes for a double leg but Impaler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Impaler continues to drive forward.
Bell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bell looks to land a right hand but Impaler moved out of range.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A swing and a miss from Bell.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bell misses with a hook
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Bell misses with a few strikes there.
Impaler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bell.
Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
Bell misses with a lunging right hand
and Bell takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bell.
Donk. Bell catches Impaler right on the button with a cross.
Bell blocks a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Bell slips the punch.
Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Bell.
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bell looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
Bell misses with a two punch combination.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bell fails with a takedown attempt.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doug Bell.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bell uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.#T3#
Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bell.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bell lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bell throws a head kick that misses.
Impaler defending well as Bell loads up on a big left hand.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bell.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bell.
Bell swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Doug Bell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Bell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Bell manages to avoid it.#T4#
Bell thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sloppy strikes from Bell. Those never looked like landing.
It looked like Impaler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bell.
Impaler swings for the body but Bell moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Bell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bell, as that shot connected.
A big right from Bell misses.
Bell misses with a lunging right hand
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bell has a takedown stuffed.
Impaler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bell.
Bell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bell throws a jab when Impaler was well out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Doug Bell comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bell has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Doug Bell!

Event: EMP Toivonen vs Asham
Date: Jan 19, 2020

#R1#
Fortier tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fortier stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Impaler.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Fortier. #SUB#
Fortier tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fortier misses with the ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An elbow from Fortier crashes against the mat.
Fortier in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
You can see the frustration on Impaler's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Fortier throws an elbow but Impaler slips to the side and avoids it well.#T1#
Fortier cracks Impaler with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Fortier landing strikes.
Fortier works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Impaler sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Fortier throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fortier looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Impaler with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Impaler wants to control but Fortier is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Impaler wants to get back to his feet.
Impaler won't allow Fortier to pass to mount.
Impaler keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Impaler wants to get back to full guard.#T2#
Fortier throws a strike but Impaler avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortier accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fortier throws a big right hand that misses.
Fortier trying to control the position from guard on top but Impaler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fortier postures up.
Fortier working some strikes from top position.
Impaler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fortier is looking to work some ground and pound but Impaler has wrist control.
Fortier has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fortier stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Impaler swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T3#
Fortier lands a couple of digs.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortier accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fortier throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fortier works over Impaler with some ground and pound from guard.
Impaler wants to stand and escape but Fortier is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fortier wants to pass the guard but Impaler is keeping the position.
Fortier stands up over Impaler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Fortier tries to free his leg and advance position but Impaler is retaining full guard.
Fortier might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fortier throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fortier working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Impaler's head.#T4#
Fortier tries to free his leg and advance position but Impaler is retaining full guard.
Fortier working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Impaler not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Fortier throws a big right hand that misses.
Impaler trying to control the position.
Fortier lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Impaler is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Fortier postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fortier throws a big right hand that misses.
Impaler working a defensive guard but Fortier manages to pass into side control anyway.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hercules Fortier dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##KD#
Fortier catches Impaler napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Impaler to the canvas! #ROC#
Impaler is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Fortier loads up on a big left hand. Impaler felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Fortier looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Impaler can't hide his disappointment, as Fortier celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hercules Fortier!
Hercules Fortier thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: EMP Asham vs Marley
Date: Dec 22, 2019

#R1#
Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Menshikov throws out a powerful jab.
Menshikov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.
Menshikov throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Menshikov misses with a hook. Impaler ducked under it nicely.
Menshikov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler moves forwards but Menshikov connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Menshikov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Menshikov misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Impaler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Menshikov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Menshikov lands a nice shot that snaps Impaler's head back.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Menshikov looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Menshikov misses with a two punch combination.
Menshikov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T1#
Menshikov misses with an uppercut.
Menshikov throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Menshikov connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Menshikov doesn't seem bothered though.
Menshikov misses with a wild body shot.
Menshikov looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
Menshikov throws a combination that misses
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Menshikov throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Menshikov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Menshikov throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Menshikov throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Menshikov lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#T2#
Menshikov tries to bum rush Impaler with a series of wild strikes but Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Impaler connects with the punch.
Menshikov throws a right hand that misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Menshikov swings away with a body shot that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Menshikov thinking.
Menshikov falls off balance throwing a combination
and Impaler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Menshikov looks winded!
Menshikov loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Menshikov throws a left and a right that both miss #KD#
and Impaler counters with a nice right hand that sends Menshikov toppling to the canvas! Menshikov scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Impaler finish him?!#CUT#
It looks like Maxim Menshikov has been cut.
Impaler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Menshikov misses its intended target.
Menshikov throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a big right hand! Oh Menshikov is in trouble here! Impaler follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler made sure to mention his sponsor, Sportivité in his post fight interview.

Event: EMP Tower vs Piano
Date: Nov 24, 2019

#R1#
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Lemieux misses the shot to the body.
Lemieux has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lemieux.
Vincent Lemieux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Impaler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Lemieux waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
Lemieux connects with a body shot that sends Impaler's belly button to the back.
Impaler feints and then cracks Lemieux's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lemieux down.
Lemieux looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#CL2#
Lemieux has taken the fight to the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lemieux throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
Lemieux has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Impaler tries a body shot but Lemieux blocks it.
Impaler lands an uppercut.
Lemieux tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Impaler tries to work over Lemieux's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Impaler can't break the clinch.
Impaler lands a shot to the body.
Lemieux misses with a punch to the body.
Lemieux softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Lemieux fails to land.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Impaler lands with a short shot to the head.
Impaler cracks Lemieux with a nice body shot.
Lemieux fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Impaler.
Impaler tries a body shot but Lemieux blocks it.
Impaler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lemieux.
Lemieux looks winded!
Lemieux throws a head punch that misses.
Lemieux working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Impaler scores with a shot to the side of Lemieux's head.
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Lemieux struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Lemieux lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lemieux misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lemieux blocks an uppercut.
Impaler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Impaler digs a right hand into Lemieux's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lemieux's gas tank. #T2#
Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Impaler scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Impaler. #BC#
Impaler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lemieux steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Lemieux slips under a jab.
Impaler takes a swing at Lemieux's ribcage but misses.
Lemieux avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Impaler sets himself, and Lemieux steps forward looking for the clinch! Impaler avoids it this time.
Impaler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lemieux.
Lemieux looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lemieux looks to land a right hand but Impaler moved out of range.
Lemieux throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler takes a swing at Lemieux's ribcage but misses.
Lemieux fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A counter left hand to the body from Impaler misses its target.#T3##CL2#
Lemieux moves into the clinch successfully.
Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lemieux misses with a punch on the inside.
Impaler gets through Lemieux's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lemieux lands a nice uppercut.
Impaler struggles to land a body shot inside as Lemieux controls his hands.
Lemieux blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lemieux lands a body shot.
Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.#BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch.
Impaler slips a straight right by Lemieux.
Lemieux slips a straight right by Impaler.
Impaler misses with a looping right.
A combination from Lemieux does no damage. #CL2#
Lemieux closes the distance and clinches.#T4#
Impaler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lemieux swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Lemieux.
Lemieux blocks a body shot from Impaler.
Lemieux misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Impaler as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Impaler.
Lemieux working aggressively here.
Impaler gets through Lemieux's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#BC#
Impaler manages to break the clinch.
Impaler slips a straight right by Lemieux.
Lemieux misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a big right hand! Oh Lemieux is in trouble here! Impaler follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Vladimir Impaler made sure he mentioned Sportivité, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: EMP Boaz vs Dong
Date: Nov 01, 2019

#R1#
Impaler misses with a looping right.#TD#
Biscuit shoots in and gets a takedown into Impaler's guard.
Biscuit postures up in Impaler's guard and throws a big left but Impaler blocks it.
Impaler controlling Biscuit's posture.
Biscuit stands up over Impaler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Biscuit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Biscuit being controlled here momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biscuit landing with the ground and pound.
Biscuit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Biscuit trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Biscuit stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Impaler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Impaler is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Biscuit throws a big right hand that misses.
Impaler keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Biscuit is working Impaler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Biscuit engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Impaler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Biscuit.
Impaler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Biscuit throws a big elbow that misses.
Biscuit with a nice head shot there.
Impaler seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Impaler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Biscuit looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Biscuit postures up and lands a big shot to Impaler's brow. #T3#
Biscuit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Impaler keeping full guard, as Biscuit tries to pass.
Impaler being controlled here, momentarily.
Impaler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Impaler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Impaler wants to stand but Biscuit is controlling his posture from full guard.
Biscuit pulls Impaler in close to prevent any damage. #T4#
Impaler looking to pass the guard.
Biscuit is trying to control the position but Impaler postures up.
Biscuit tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Impaler wants to pass the guard but Biscuit is keeping the position.
Biscuit managing to control the position.
Impaler trying to control the position from guard on top but Biscuit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biscuit tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Impaler wants to stand but Biscuit is controlling his posture from full guard.
Impaler trying to control the position from guard on top but Biscuit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Biscuit moves into the clinch.
Biscuit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Biscuit missing with knees to the body.
Good body shot from Biscuit.
Biscuit has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Impaler after a bit of a struggle.
Biscuit throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Biscuit drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Impaler gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Biscuit wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Impaler gets through Biscuit's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#CUT2#
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Impaler pushes Biscuit back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler tries to work over Biscuit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Impaler lands a hook that snaps the head of Biscuit backwards.
Biscuit lands a hook to the side of the head.
Biscuit blocks a body shot from Impaler. #TD#
Biscuit is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Impaler can't fight it off and eventually Biscuit manages to take the fight to the floor. Impaler looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.#T1#
Impaler keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Impaler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Biscuit is looking to work some ground and pound but Impaler has wrist control.
Impaler is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Biscuit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Biscuit is looking to work some ground and pound but Impaler has wrist control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Biscuit trying to control but Impaler is working from the bottom. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Impaler is pulling down on Biscuit's head to control his posture. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Biscuit fails with a takedown attempt.
Biscuit throws a poor cross that misses
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Impaler lands with an overhand left.
Biscuit is trying hard to land a takedown here. Impaler sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Biscuit misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
A nice side step and Impaler releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A jab from Biscuit finds it's way through Impaler's defenses. #T3#
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biscuit.
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Biscuit moved out of range nicely.
Biscuit lands a right hook to the body.
Biscuit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Impaler throws out a loose jab but Biscuit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biscuit drops down looking for a counter takedown but Impaler sprawls and moves away.
Biscuit takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses.
Impaler throws a lazy head kick
and Biscuit connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Biscuit here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.#TD#
Biscuit scores with a takedown into Impaler's guard.
Biscuit loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Biscuit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?#T4#
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but Impaler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit throws an elbow that misses. Impaler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Biscuit's guard. Nice move by Impaler!#REVB#
Biscuit wants to sweep but no luck.
Biscuit is looking to sweep but instead, Impaler has passed into half guard.
Biscuit desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Impaler tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Biscuit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biscuit is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Impaler trying to control the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Schmorgen Biscuit will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Biscuit misses with a straight right.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biscuit.
Impaler takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.
Biscuit checks the leg kick.
Biscuit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biscuit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biscuit misses with a looping left.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Biscuit throws out a loose jab but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Biscuit looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Good exchange - Impaler coming out on top.#CUT2#
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse.#T1#
Biscuit misses with a right hand
and Impaler scores with a counter punch that sends Biscuit to the canvas! Impaler smells blood - he's punishing Biscuit with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Biscuit has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Sportivité for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Event: EMP Scrotum vs Graves
Date: Oct 04, 2019

#R1#
Impaler blocks a leg kick.
A nice side step and Impaler releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
An inside leg kick lands from Impaler.
Fortier fakes the leg kick and cracks Impaler in the body.
Impaler throws a low kick but Fortier moves out of range easily.
The crowd cheers as Fortier lands an impressive looking overhand right. Impaler doesn't seem phased though.#KD#
Fortier moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Impaler goes down! Can Fortier finish him!?#ROC#
Impaler is rocked!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fortier stopping the sweep attempt from Impaler.
Impaler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortier accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortier accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fortier postures up.
Impaler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Impaler trying to control the position here.
Impaler can't keep his opponent in guard - Fortier advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T1#
Impaler is looking to control Fortier's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Impaler avoid being mounted?
Fortier scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Fortier thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fortier is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Impaler holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Impaler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fortier scores with a couple of nice shots.
Impaler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fortier.
Impaler keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T2#
Fortier with the ground and pound but Impaler uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Impaler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fortier wants to pass the guard but Impaler is keeping the position.
Fortier throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fortier is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Impaler wants to stand up but Fortier is controlling him.
Fortier wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Fortier is in close to Impaler's body, working some short punches and elbows.#T3#
Fortier throws a strike but Impaler rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB##SUB#
Fortier is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Fortier manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Impaler manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Fortier wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Fortier won't allow Impaler to get back to his feet.
Impaler is adopting a defensive guard.
Fortier works over Impaler with some ground and pound from guard.#T4#
Fortier throwing strikes but missing.
Fortier might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fortier prevents Impaler from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fortier working some strikes from top position.
Fortier has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortier accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fortier looking to pass the guard.
Impaler wants to get back to his feet but Fortier is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fortier postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hercules Fortier dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Fortier throws a jab but it's blocked by Impaler.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Fortier misses with a jab to the body
and Impaler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jab from Impaler.#CUT2#
It looks like Hercules Fortier has been cut.#KD#
Fortier catches Impaler napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Impaler to the canvas!
Impaler is still in real trouble! Can Fortier finish him?#CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fortier trying to control but Impaler is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fortier accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Fortier's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Fortier trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Impaler is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Fortier with a flurry of punches that miss.
Impaler looking to control but Fortier passes into half guard.
Impaler seems to have recovered his senses.
Fortier missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fortier lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fortier is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T1##SUB#
Fortier is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Impaler defends it well.
Fortier lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Impaler quite badly. Impaler pulls Fortier in close trying to recover. Fortier postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Impaler on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Impaler doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hercules Fortier!
Hercules Fortier decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: EMP Cobb vs Scrotum
Date: Sep 13, 2019

#R1#
Impaler slips under a jab from Biscuit.
Impaler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Biscuit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biscuit throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Biscuit has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Crapollas Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Impaler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Impaler throws a leg kick #TD#
and Biscuit counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Biscuit.
Biscuit is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Biscuit trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Biscuit preventing the sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Biscuit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T1#
Biscuit working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Impaler pulls Biscuit in close to his closed guard and prevents Biscuit from doing any damage or advancing position.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving.
Biscuit postures up in Impaler's guard and throws a big left but Impaler blocks it.
Biscuit's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Biscuit throws an elbow that misses. Impaler uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Biscuit's guard. Nice move by Impaler!#REVB#
Biscuit seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Impaler stopping the sweep attempt from Biscuit.#T2#
Impaler's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Biscuit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SU2#
Impaler decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Impaler lands a glancing blow to the side of Biscuit's head.
Biscuit misses with a looping right.
Biscuit ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
Biscuit on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Impaler. Impaler obviously looking to wear him down.
Biscuit cracks Impaler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Biscuit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Impaler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Biscuit is able to avoid easily.#CL#
Biscuit takes the fight into the clinch.
Biscuit is working for takedown but Impaler is calmly controlling the position for now.
Impaler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Impaler misses with a hook to the ribs. #T3#
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Impaler prevents the takedown attempt.
Impaler wants to break free but Biscuit has control.
Impaler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Impaler gets underhooks to prevent Biscuit's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit lands a shot to the body.
Biscuit is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Impaler is keeping busy.
Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuit controls the action.
Biscuit has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Impaler avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler has a couple of punches blocked by Biscuit.
Impaler blocks an elbow strike from Biscuit.
Biscuit lands a damaging elbow.
Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuit controls the action.
Impaler works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Biscuit is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Impaler. #BC2#
Impaler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Biscuit blocks a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Impaler.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Biscuit manages to avoid it.#T4#
Biscuit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Biscuit appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Impaler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A jab lands there for Impaler.#CUT2#
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD#
and Biscuit counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. #ES2#
Impaler pushes Biscuit off and scrambles back to his feet.
Biscuit throws a jab but it's blocked by Impaler. #TD#
Biscuit shoots in and gets a takedown into Impaler's guard.
Impaler keeping full guard, as Biscuit tries to pass.
Biscuit trying to control but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Biscuit is working Impaler over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Impaler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Biscuit.
Biscuit stopping the sweep attempt from Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Impaler tries to land a leg kick but Biscuit saw it coming and moves away.
Biscuit moves out of range of the strikes.
Biscuit misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target.
Impaler throws out a leg kick but Biscuit moves out of range and Impaler only half commits.
Biscuit attempts a counter takedown but Impaler avoids it well and moves away.
Impaler connects with a looping right hand.
Impaler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A combination from Biscuit does no damage.
Biscuit throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Biscuit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit misses with a looping right.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Biscuit swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Impaler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Nice cross by Impaler.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biscuit throws out the jab.
Biscuit looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Biscuit doesn't seem bothered though.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuit attempts a counter takedown but Impaler avoids it well and moves away.
Impaler lands a jab to the head.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Biscuit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Impaler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Biscuit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T2#
Impaler takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.
A punch lands to the side of Biscuit 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Biscuit misses with a left hand
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Biscuit moved out of range.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Biscuit misses with a hook
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fight stays on the outside here - Impaler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Impaler swings for the body but Biscuit moves out of range.
Biscuit was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Biscuit looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Impaler is fending him off so far but Biscuit persists. Nope, Impaler circles away and we're back to standing.
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Biscuit is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Impaler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Impaler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A lazy left from Impaler finds it's target.
Biscuit defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Impaler scores with a nice head shot.#T3#
Impaler cracks a nice hook into Biscuit's ribs.
Biscuit avoids the body shot from Impaler.
A jab from Biscuit misses.
Biscuit throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jab by Biscuit.
Biscuit throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Biscuit tries to move into range but Impaler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biscuit was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Impaler throws a shot to the body.
Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up but Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Biscuit takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Biscuit scores with a crisp jab that stopped Impaler in his tracks.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biscuit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biscuit moves away.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL2#
Impaler closes the distance and clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit lands with a right to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Biscuit has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Impaler is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for Impaler.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Impaler scores with a shot to the side of Biscuit's head.
Impaler tries a body shot but Biscuit blocks it.
Impaler lands a body shot.
Impaler digs a right hand into Biscuit's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Biscuit's gas tank.
Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Impaler lands a body punch in the clinch.
Impaler lands with a right to the head. #CUT2#
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse.
Impaler tries to work over Biscuit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Impaler.
Impaler is leaning against Biscuit and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Impaler. #BC2#
Impaler breaks from the clinch.
Impaler throws a good cross that connects.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Impaler misses with a body shot.
Impaler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Impaler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC2#
Biscuit is rocked!
Biscuit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Impaler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Impaler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Biscuit at a distance.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Impaler swings for the body but Biscuit moves out of range.
Impaler lands with a hook. Biscuit tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Oh Biscuit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Biscuit drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Impaler swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Biscuit's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
In his post fight interview, Vladimir Impaler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: EMP Da Rocha vs Graves
Date: Jul 26, 2019

#R1#
Impaler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Impaler throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.
Jab from Paulin.#CUT2#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Paulin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Impaler cracks Paulin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Impaler scores with a shot to the body.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Impaler throws the left hand but Paulin avoids the punch easily.
Impaler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Paulin with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Paulin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Paulin.
Paulin swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Impaler dodges the punch combination from Paulin.
A head kick misses from Paulin.
Impaler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Thierry Paulin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Impaler scores with a body shot.
Paulin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Paulin lands with a nice body punch.
Paulin takes a jab right on the kisser.
Paulin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Paulin lands a slapping body shot.
Paulin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paulin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A swing and a miss from Paulin.
Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Impaler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Paulin.
Impaler lands a jab to the head.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Paulin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Paulin thinking.
Paulin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Paulin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Impaler. That did some damage!
Impaler throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.
Paulin shapes to counter with a head kick.
Paulin takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Impaler avoids the head kick by Paulin.
Paulin misses with a hook to the body
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Impaler lands a jab to the head.
Impaler connects with a single shot there.#CUT#
It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Paulin throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a one-two to the body. #T3#
A decent looking cross lands there for Impaler.
Paulin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Jab from Impaler.
Paulin misses with a combination
and Paulin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler connects with a body shot.
Paulin fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Impaler.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paulin throws a leg kick but Impaler moved away.
Paulin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Paulin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Paulin misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Impaler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Paulin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Impaler's head backwards.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler blocks a head kick by Paulin.
A decent looking cross lands there for Paulin.
Paulin throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Impaler avoids the head kick by Paulin.
Paulin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Impaler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Impaler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Paulin.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Some bone on bone action there as Impaler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Paulin walks into a straight right hand from Impaler.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Paulin throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Paulin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Paulin.
Impaler scores with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Paulin throws a leg kick which misses Impaler's front leg but catches the back leg as Impaler tries to avoid it.
Paulin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Impaler jabs at Paulin's body.
Impaler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Impaler lands a jab.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Paulin misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Paulin thinking.
Paulin throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Paulin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Paulin moved out of range.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
Impaler changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Paulin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Impaler at a distance.
A head kick by Paulin misses
and Paulin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Impaler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Impaler has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Paulin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Paulin misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.
Paulin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick by Paulin misses
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#KD#
Impaler cracks Paulin with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Paulin looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Impaler finish him? #ROC#
Paulin is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paulin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Paulin is still on wobbly legs! Can Impaler finish him?
Impaler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Paulin can do to turn this around?
Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Paulin.
Paulin seems to have recovered his senses.
Impaler jabs Paulin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Paulin throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Paulin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Paulin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Paulin is breathing heavily.#T2#
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Paulin looks up at the clock. Bad move! Impaler lands a right hand from hell, dropping Paulin. Impaler pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: EMP Escobar Vs Grande
Date: Jul 12, 2019

#R1#
Impaler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.#TD#
Biscuit looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Impaler wants to improve his position but Biscuit is controlling well.
Biscuit lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Impaler is trying to maintain the position but Biscuit is very close to passing his half guard.
Impaler tries to roll over but Biscuit keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Biscuit.
Biscuit lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Impaler trying to control but Biscuit postures up. #T1#
Impaler wants to get back to full guard.
Impaler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Biscuit is working away from the top position though.#SUB2#
Impaler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Biscuit pulls his head out easily.
Impaler trying to hold on to Biscuit's head to control him but Biscuit postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Impaler looking for submissions off his back.
We've been hearing good reports from Biscuit's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Biscuit missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Impaler wants to control but Biscuit is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Impaler is looking to improve his position. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
Impaler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Biscuit slips a nice elbow through Impaler's hands, connecting with Impaler's forehead.
Biscuit is nestled in close to Impaler, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Biscuit prevents Impaler from improving his position.
Biscuit is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Impaler wants to control but Biscuit is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Biscuit working Impaler over with strikes.
Biscuit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Impaler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
Biscuit avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T3#
Biscuit lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Impaler is trying to control the position but Biscuit postures up.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Biscuit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but Impaler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit slips nicely into half guard.
Biscuit wants to take a breather but Impaler is having none of it.
Biscuit lands with a punch from half guard.
Biscuit thows a huge punch but Impaler dodges it nicely.
Biscuit content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T4##SUB2#
Impaler looking for submissions off his back.
Biscuit is looking to take a break and control but Impaler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Impaler is trying to control but can't.
Biscuit trying to control the action but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Impaler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Biscuit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Impaler gets full guard.
Impaler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Biscuit manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Biscuit wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biscuit was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Biscuit throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Biscuit tries for a takedown but Impaler circles away easily
and Biscuit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Biscuit connects with a right hand. Impaler shakes it off.
Biscuit closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biscuit.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Biscuit here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
A cross from Impaler lands.
Biscuit misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
Impaler leaves Biscuit with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#T1#
Impaler misses with a hook. Biscuit ducked under it nicely.
Biscuit misses with a body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Biscuit looks to clinch
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Biscuit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?
Biscuit looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Biscuit slips the punch.
Impaler throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target.
Biscuit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T2#
Biscuit changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Impaler tries to avoid it but Biscuit manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Impaler to the ground. Impaler escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A big right from Biscuit misses.
Biscuit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Biscuit.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Impaler lands a jab.
Biscuit defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biscuit looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Impaler is fending him off so far but Biscuit persists. Nope, Impaler circles away and we're back to standing.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Impaler defending well as Biscuit loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuit throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot. #CL#
Biscuit moves into the clinch successfully. #T3#
Impaler prevents the takedown attempt.
Biscuit misses with a punch on the inside.
Biscuit is working for takedown but Impaler is calmly controlling the position for now.#BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Biscuit misses with a straight right.
Donk. Impaler catches Biscuit right on the button with a cross.
Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
letting Biscuit counter with a right hand.
Impaler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Biscuit is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Impaler stuffs the takedown attempt from Biscuit. Biscuit gets slowly back to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Biscuit's head but Biscuit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Biscuit's head but Biscuit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T4#
Impaler keeps the fight on the outside.
Impaler moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Impaler throws out a loose jab but Biscuit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biscuit tries to counter with a takedown but Impaler is quick to defend against it.
Impaler stuffs the takedown.#TD#
Biscuit fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Impaler sprawls well initially but Biscuit persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Impaler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Impaler tries to roll over but Biscuit keeps him under control.
Impaler is pressing down on Biscuit's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB2#
Impaler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Biscuit is aware though and is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Biscuit throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Impaler with a hook.
Biscuit cracks Impaler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Impaler throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
Biscuit swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL#
Biscuit closes the distance and clinches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Impaler avoiding damage as Biscuit throws knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left hand lands to the body for Biscuit.
Biscuit drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Biscuit has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler. #T1#
Impaler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Biscuit walks away with a smile on his face. Impaler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Impaler scores with a hook.
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biscuit.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biscuit.
Biscuit has a takedown stuffed.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Impaler misses with a lunging right hand
and Biscuit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biscuit loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Biscuit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Biscuit slips the punch.#T2#
Biscuit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Biscuit moved out of range.
Biscuit takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Biscuit gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Biscuit moved out of range nicely.
Impaler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with a straight left.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Impaler misses with a straight left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#TD#
Biscuit looking to score a takedown here. Impaler is defending well but Biscuit drives through and ends up in Impaler's guard.
Biscuit controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Biscuit stands up over Impaler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T3#
Impaler wants to control the position but Biscuit says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. #SUB2#
Impaler looking for submissions off his back.
Biscuit tries to pass the half guard into mount. Impaler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Impaler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Biscuit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Biscuit passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Impaler!
Impaler sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.#SUB2#
Impaler actively working from the bottom here.
Impaler trying to control from the bottom. #T4#
Biscuit scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Biscuit lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Biscuit winds up and cracks Impaler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Biscuit wants to lay and pray for a moment but Impaler keeps working.
Impaler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Biscuit is working away from the top position though.
Biscuit takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Biscuit scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Biscuit working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Biscuit keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Impaler trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Biscuit manages to pass to mount!

And that's the end of the fight!
Schmorgen Biscuit showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Biscuit has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Schmorgen Biscuit!
Schmorgen Biscuit managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, IniTech Nutrition , into his post fight interview.

Event: EMP Papadopoulos vs Storm
Date: May 17, 2019

#R1#
Impaler throws a jab when Koniu was well out of range.
A cross from Impaler lands.
Koniu swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A jab from Koniu misses.
Koniu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Impaler's sensitive parts.
Nice shot lands for Koniu.
Impaler on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Koniu. Koniu obviously looking to wear him down.
Koniu misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler ducks right into an uppercut from Koniu.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
Impaler jabs Koniu to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T1#
Koniu is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Impaler has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Koniu. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Koniu misses with a knee to the head.
Koniu takes a shot to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Japa Koniu has been cut.
Koniu wants to stall.
Koniu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Impaler.
Our sources have told us that Koniu has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Koniu with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Koniu misses with a punch on the inside.
Impaler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#T2#
Impaler tries to pull guard but Koniu forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Koniu throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Koniu takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Koniu stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #BC2#
Impaler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A left lands for Impaler.
Koniu takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Koniu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Japa Koniu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Koniu has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Impaler finds it's way round the side to connect with Koniu's head.
Impaler digs a good hook to Koniu's body.
A big right from Impaler misses. #T3##CL#
Koniu moves into the clinch.
Koniu misses with some punches. #BC2#
Impaler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Koniu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Koniu doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Koniu tries to clinch there but Impaler circles away.
The fighters circling - Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Koniu is looking to counter the offense by Impaler and move into the clinch.
Impaler connects with a nice looking jab.
Koniu tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Impaler is able to avoid easily.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Koniu saw that one coming.
Koniu takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Impaler swats away the attempt to clinch by Koniu.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T4#
Impaler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Koniu misses with an uppercut.
Koniu walks into a straight right hand from Impaler.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Koniu tries to close the distance and clinch but Impaler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Impaler scores with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Impaler misses the target.
Koniu appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.#CL#
Koniu instigates a clinch.
Koniu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Koniu tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Japa Koniu's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Impaler moves out of range of the leg kick from Koniu.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Koniu avoids it with no problem.
Koniu is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Koniu misses with a body shot
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Koniu tries to clinch but Impaler moves away
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Koniu is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Impaler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Koniu throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Koniu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler takes a kick to the side of the head.
Koniu is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it. #T1#
Impaler avoids the body shot from Koniu.
Koniu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Koniu tries to move into range but Impaler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Koniu connects with a body shot.
Impaler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Koniu slips a straight right by Impaler.
Impaler looks to throw the jab but Koniu is out of range.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Koniu.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Impaler sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A slow jab from Impaler misses its intended target.
Koniu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Koniu tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Impaler is able to avoid easily.#T2#
Nice shot lands for Impaler.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Koniu moves away.
Koniu throws a wild body kick that Impaler sees coming a mile off.
Koniu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Koniu ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Koniu lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Impaler circles away quickly and effectively.#CL#
Koniu closes the distance and clinches.
Impaler avoiding damage as Koniu throws knees to the body.
Impaler letting Koniu take a breather here.
Koniu misses with some punches. #T3##BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch.
Koniu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Koniu there as he acknowledges the shot.
Impaler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Koniu manages to avoid it.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Koniu moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Koniu slips a jab from Impaler.
Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Koniu shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Koniu tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Impaler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Koniu avoids it with no problem.#T4#
Koniu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Koniu works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Koniu was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Koniu takes a jab right on the kisser.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Koniu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Koniu.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Koniu moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.
A countering left hand to the body from Impaler misses.
Impaler throws a hook but Koniu blocks it.
Impaler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Impaler lands a head shot.#CUT2#
Japa Koniu's cut is getting worse.
Koniu swinging wildly here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Japa Koniu's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Impaler moves out of range as Koniu throws a body kick.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Koniu tries to counter by clinching up but Impaler breaks away and moves out of range.
A low kick from Koniu misses
and Koniu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Koniu tries to clinch but Impaler moves out of range.
A big right from Impaler misses.
Koniu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
Koniu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Koniu doesn't manage to clinch there - Impaler circles away.
Impaler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Koniu is just out of range.
Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Koniu.
Koniu needs to keep his hands up - Impaler had a free shot at his head there.
Koniu swinging wildly here. #T1#
Impaler throws a poor cross that misses
and Koniu counters with a nice kick to the body.
Impaler moves out of range of the body kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Impaler misses.
Impaler misses with the combination.
Impaler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Koniu tries to work over Impaler's front leg with a kick but Impaler checks it.
Nice straight punches there by Impaler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Impaler.
Impaler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#T2#
Koniu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Impaler connects with a crisp jab.
Koniu buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Koniu looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Koniu. That's going to slow Impaler down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler misses with a body shot #CL#
and Koniu counters by clinching up.
Koniu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Koniu struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Impaler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T3#
Impaler prevents a body shot from Koniu.
Impaler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Impaler takes a shot to the head.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Koniu tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.#BC2#
Impaler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Koniu slips under a jab from Impaler.
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Koniu is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Koniu moves away from the strike by Impaler. #T4#
Koniu looks to land a body kick but Impaler moved away.
Impaler misses with a body shot.
Koniu is looking to counter with a body kick.
Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
Koniu throws a sloppy body shot
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Koniu manages to avoid it.
Impaler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Koniu.
Koniu doesn't manage to clinch there - Impaler circles away.
Koniu misses with a kick to the body.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Koniu tries to clinch but Impaler moves out of range.
Japa Koniu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Impaler lands with an uppercut that bounces Koniu off the cage and back into range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vladimir Impaler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Impaler winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vladimir Impaler!
After the fight, Vladimir Impaler was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

Event: EMP Graves vs Divac
Date: Apr 27, 2019

#R1#
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Menshikov saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Menshikov misses the target.
Menshikov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Menshikov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Menshikov.
Impaler misses with a right hand
and Menshikov connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Menshikov misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Menshikov avoids it with no problem.
Menshikov listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Menshikov throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Menshikov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donk. Menshikov catches Impaler right on the button with a cross.
Menshikov tries to clinch there but Impaler circles away.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Menshikov has managed to clinch.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Menshikov fails to land.
Impaler scores with a nice hook to the head.#T1#
Menshikov taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
I was talking to Menshikov's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.#BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Menshikov tries to clinch up.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Menshikov avoids it with no problem.
Menshikov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Menshikov tries to clinch up but Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Menshikov misses with a jab to the body
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Maxim Menshikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Impaler slips under a jab from Menshikov.
Nice jab there from Menshikov.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Menshikov misses with a body shot
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Menshikov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Menshikov throws a right hand that misses
and Menshikov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Menshikov just misses with a punch to the body. #T2#
Menshikov throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Impaler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Menshikov.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Menshikov fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Impaler, pushing him back against the cage.
Impaler swings wildly with an uppercut but Menshikov uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Menshikov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Menshikov listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Menshikov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Impaler.
Menshikov is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T3#
Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Menshikov's shoulder, as Menshikov tries to avoid the shot.
Menshikov throws a right hand that misses
and Menshikov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler needs to keep his hands up - Menshikov had a free shot at his head there.
Menshikov misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Menshikov keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Impaler.
Menshikov throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand #CL#
and Menshikov counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Menshikov.
Menshikov misses with a hook from the clinch.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Menshikov.
Menshikov misses with a body punch. #T4#
Menshikov doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Menshikov throws a jab but it's blocked by Impaler.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Menshikov misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Menshikov cracks Impaler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Impaler misses with a wild body shot. #CL#
Menshikov drives through and clinches with Impaler against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Impaler.
Menshikov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Menshikov fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Impaler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Menshikov's corner calls for a 1-2. Menshikov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Impaler scores with a one two! Menshikov had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Maxim Menshikov will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Menshikov tries to clinch up.
Menshikov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - Menshikov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Nice defenses there by Impaler.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Menshikov throws out a loose jab but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Menshikov lands an overhand right.
Menshikov throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Menshikov moved out of range.
Menshikov looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Menshikov misses with a hook. Impaler ducked under it nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler swings for the body but Menshikov moves out of range.
Menshikov tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Menshikov moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.#T1#
Menshikov throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler lands a nice shot that snaps Menshikov's head back.
Menshikov misses with a hook
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Menshikov tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Menshikov misses with a wild body shot.
Menshikov throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Menshikov throws a body shot but no joy.
Menshikov moves out of range of the strikes.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Impaler looks to throw the jab but Menshikov is out of range.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Menshikov is just out of range.#T2#
Impaler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Menshikov looks to land a combination but Impaler avoids it well. #CL#
Menshikov moves into range and clinches up with Impaler.
Menshikov is trying to maintain a safe position but Impaler gets an underhook and turns Menshikov into the cage.
Menshikov misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Impaler blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Menshikov.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Menshikov throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Menshikov escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
A big right from Impaler misses. #T3#
Menshikov throws a nice looking combination but Impaler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Menshikov misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Menshikov moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nice uppercut lands for Impaler. That snapped Menshikov's head back.
The crowd cheers as Impaler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Menshikov doesn't seem phased though.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Menshikov saw that one coming.
Menshikov lands a nice shot to the body.
Menshikov misses with a lunging right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Menshikov thinking.
Menshikov misses with a body shot.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Menshikov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Menshikov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Impaler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #T4#
Impaler misses with a looping right.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Menshikov doesn't manage to clinch there - Impaler circles away.
Impaler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Impaler misses with a straight left.
Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Menshikov.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Menshikov.
Menshikov loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Menshikov manages to avoid it.
Menshikov throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Menshikov.
Impaler throws the left hand but Menshikov avoids the punch easily.
Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Impaler looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Menshikov just misses with a punch to the body.
Menshikov closes the distance looking to clinch
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Menshikov does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
Menshikov rushes Impaler and presses him up against the cage.
Menshikov swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Menshikov looking to slow down the pace here.
Menshikov lands a left hand. #T1#
Menshikov scores with a shot to the side of Impaler's head.
Menshikov misses with a punch to the body.
Menshikov fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Menshikov pushes Impaler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Menshikov throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
Impaler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Maxim Menshikov has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short body shot lands from Menshikov as the two fighters clinch.
Menshikov tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Menshikov.
Menshikov swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Menshikov swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Menshikov.
Menshikov swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Menshikov has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Impaler gets through Menshikov's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Menshikov misses with a punch on the inside.
Menshikov misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch. #T3#
Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Menshikov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.
Menshikov wants to clinch up but Impaler keeps it at a distance.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Menshikov throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Menshikov tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Menshikov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Impaler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Menshikov misses with a jab to the body
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Menshikov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Menshikov misses with a wild body shot.
Menshikov looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Menshikov.
Impaler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#T4#
Menshikov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Menshikov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#CL#
Menshikov has taken the fight to the clinch.
Impaler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Menshikov misses with a hook from the clinch.
Menshikov working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Menshikov lands a shoulder strike.
Menshikov stalling in the clinch.
Menshikov misses with a hook from the clinch.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Menshikov. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Menshikov saw that one coming.

And that's the end of the fight!
Maxim Menshikov showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Menshikov has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Maxim Menshikov!
An out of breath Maxim Menshikov thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: EMP Jodson vs Boaz
Date: Mar 30, 2019

#R1#
Zulu connects with a crisp jab.
Zulu fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Impaler on the side of the head.
Zulu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Impaler's calf.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Zulu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zulu looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zulu misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A big right from Impaler misses.
Kvame Zulu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zulu slips under a jab.
Zulu lands with a cross. #T1#
Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zulu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zulu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Zulu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Zulu throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Zulu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Impaler throws out the jab.
Zulu misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Zulu lands a leg kick that knocks Impaler off balance momentarily.
Impaler scores with a body shot. #T2#
Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Impaler moves out of range of the leg kick from Zulu.
Zulu misses with a left hand
and Zulu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zulu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Impaler misses with a jab to the body
and Zulu makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Zulu loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Zulu misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#
It looks like Kvame Zulu has been cut.#T3#
Impaler moves away from the strike by Zulu.
Impaler connects with a single shot there.
Zulu lands a nice looking body kick.
Impaler misses the jab.
Zulu was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zulu.
Zulu misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Zulu misses the target.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Zulu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T4#
Zulu buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zulu scores with a spinning back kick!
That kick from Zulu tenderised Impaler's leg. Impaler is trying to keep his angry face on.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zulu.
Crunch! Zulu slams his shin into Impaler's torso.
Zulu defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kvame Zulu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zulu.
Zulu blocks a jab.
Impaler throws a big shot that misses.
Zulu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Zulu throws a lazy uppercut
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Zulu misses with a hook
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler walks into a stiff left hand from Zulu.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Impaler might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Zulu has got the better of the exchanges.
Zulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Zulu swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
Zulu looks to land a right hand but Impaler moved out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Impaler.
Zulu throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Zulu doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Zulu just misses with a punch to the body.
Kvame Zulu is winning the standup battle so far.
Zulu takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Zulu moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Zulu on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2##KD#
Zulu lands a big head kick that sends Impaler tumbling to the mat! Zulu takes a step backwards and waves Impaler back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Impaler is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zulu feints and then cracks Impaler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Impaler down.
Zulu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Impaler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Impaler checks a low kick from Zulu.
Impaler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zulu.
Zulu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Impaler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T3#
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zulu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Impaler misses with a hook
and Zulu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Zulu pushes Impaler away with a front kick.
Impaler is breathing heavily.
Zulu lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zulu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler. #T4#
Impaler misses with an uppercut
and Zulu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Zulu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Impaler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Impaler avoids a kick to the body.
Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Zulu's shoulder, as Zulu tries to avoid the shot.
Zulu thinks about countering with a body kick.
Impaler misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Zulu misses the target.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Zulu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zulu tried to counter with a leg kick but Impaler avoided it.
Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kvame Zulu dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kvame Zulu's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Zulu throws a low kick but Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Zulu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zulu throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Impaler swings and misses with a shot to the body#KD#
and Zulu counters with a nice right hand that sends Impaler toppling to the canvas! Impaler scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Zulu finish him?!
Impaler is still on wobbly legs! Can Zulu finish him?
Zulu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?
Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
Impaler lands with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Zulu plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Impaler swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Impaler face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kvame Zulu!
Kvame Zulu decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: EMP Steve vs Bulletowich
Date: Mar 09, 2019

#R1#
Pearson avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Impaler jabs Pearson right on the nose. Pearson blinks but takes it well.
Norman Pearson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pearson looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Impaler slips a jab from Pearson.
Pearson throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Pearson.
Impaler avoids the head kick by Pearson.
Pearson throws a leg kick that is checked
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pearson throws a jab when Impaler was well out of range.
A low kick from Pearson misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Pearson throws a chopping leg kick but Impaler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Pearson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Impaler looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pearson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Impaler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pearson misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pearson scores with a jab to the body.#T1#
Pearson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pearson throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pearson misses with a body shot.
Pearson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pearson swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A bone on bone clash there as Impaler blocks the leg kick.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Pearson manages to avoid it.
Pearson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pearson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pearson throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Pearson misses the target.
A jab from Impaler misses.
Impaler misses with a hook.
A shot to the body from Pearson misses
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pearson throws a combination that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pearson misses with a leg kick
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pearson looks winded!
Pearson throws an off balance right hand
and Pearson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pearson. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pearson misses with a body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Pearson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
Good standup being displayed there by Impaler as he connects with a hook.
Pearson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Pearson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Impaler rather than just go for the knockout.
Impaler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pearson lands with a good body shot.
Pearson misses with an uppercut
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler checks a leg kick.
Pearson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pearson throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Impaler missing with a left hand there. Pearson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little jabbing left from Pearson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Impaler checks a leg kick nicely.
Pearson misses the shot to the body.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Pearson misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
A jab from Pearson misses.
Pearson is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A chopping leg kick lands by Pearson.
Impaler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Impaler jabs at Pearson's body.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Pearson tries a quick counter leg kick but Impaler is wise to it.
Pearson throws a right hand that misses
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Pearson throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Impaler moves out of range as Pearson strikes.
Pearson throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pearson scores with a body shot. #T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pearson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pearson throws a low kick but Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Pearson manages to avoid it.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pearson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pearson looks to land a left hand but Impaler moved out of range nicely.
Impaler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Pearson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Impaler moves away.
Pearson misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Pearson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pearson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pearson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Impaler checks a low kick from Pearson.
Pearson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Impaler circles away quickly and effectively.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pearson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Pearson.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pearson throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Pearson throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Impaler throws a hook but Pearson blocks it.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Pearson misses with a right hand
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pearson swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Impaler throws a shot to the body.
Pearson misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pearson throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pearson thinking.
Pearson throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pearson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pearson can do to turn this around?
Pearson is breathing heavily.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Pearson throws out a counter right but Impaler avoids it with no problem.
Pearson misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Impaler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice uppercut lands for Impaler. That snapped Pearson's head back.
Impaler lands a nice shot that snaps Pearson's head back.
Pearson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Impaler.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Pearson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Impaler, as that shot connected.
Pearson tries to land a body kick
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
Pearson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Pearson misses with a lunging right hand
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Pearson misses with a low kick as Impaler jumps back.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pearson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pearson pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T2#
Pearson throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pearson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
A shot to the liver by Impaler. Beautiful body shot.
Impaler throws a shot to the body.
Pearson moves forwards but Impaler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.
Impaler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pearson at a distance.
Pearson takes one on the button.
Impaler lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Pearson falls backwards - clearly groggy! Impaler dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

Event: EMP Steve vs Storm
Date: Feb 10, 2019

#R1#
Butabi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Butabi misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT#
It looks like Steve Butabi has been cut.
Steve Butabi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butabi takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Butabi throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Butabi misses with a hook
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Butabi throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Impaler connects with a crisp jab.
Butabi throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Butabi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A countering left hand to the body from Butabi misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Butabi just misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Butabi lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Butabi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Butabi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Impaler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
Butabi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
It looked like Impaler was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Butabi lands with a nice body punch.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Butabi moves away.
Butabi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Impaler manages to avoid it.
Butabi fails to land with a series of punches.
Impaler misses with a wild combination. #T2#
Butabi misses with a looping right.
Butabi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Butabi.
Impaler misses with an uppercut #CL2#
and Butabi counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Butabi is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Butabi working hard to break the clinch.
Butabi is trying to break free.
Butabi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Butabi's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Impaler prevents Butabi from breaking the clinch.
Impaler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Butabi's efforts to push away.
Impaler prevents Butabi from breaking the clinch.#BC2#
Butabi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Butabi.
Butabi defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Butabi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Impaler.
Butabi is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Butabi throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
Butabi just misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Butabi.
Butabi lands an overhand right.
A shot to the liver by Butabi. Beautiful body shot.
Butabi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#T4#
Nice defenses there by Butabi.
Butabi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butabi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Butabi manages to avoid it.
Butabi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Butabi swings widly with a right hand
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler swats away the attempt to clinch by Butabi.
Impaler thuds a left hand into Butabi's body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Butabi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Steve Butabi's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Impaler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Butabi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Impaler lands a jab.
Impaler walks into a left hand.
Butabi misses with an uppercut.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice body punch from Impaler.
Butabi takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butabi throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Butabi throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Butabi misses with a looping left.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Butabi throws out the jab. #T1#
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Butabi.
Impaler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Impaler throws a poor cross that misses
and Butabi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Butabi throws a body shot but no joy. #KD2#
Butabi lands a big uppercut and Impaler crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Impaler looks OK. Butabi waves Impaler back to his feet!#ROC2#
Impaler is rocked!
Butabi flashes Impaler a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Impaler's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Impaler crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Butabi punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Steve Butabi!
Steve Butabi took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, IniTech Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.

Event: EMP Impaler vs Koniu
Date: Jan 13, 2019

#R1#
Koniu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Impaler. #KD2#
Koniu connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Impaler to the floor! Koniu dives in looking for the finish!#CUT2#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.#SU2#
Koniu stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Impaler digs a good hook to Koniu's body.
Koniu throws a low kick, looking for Impaler's leg but Impaler calmly moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Koniu throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Koniu's coach down at St Petersburg MMA Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Koniu's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Impaler defending well as Koniu loads up on a big left hand.
Koniu changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A swing and a miss from Koniu.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Koniu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #T1#
Koniu is looking to score with low kicks.
Koniu throws a head kick that misses
letting Impaler counter with a right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Japa Koniu has been cut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Koniu.
Impaler misses with a straight left.
Koniu misses with a looping right.
Koniu throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Koniu throws a low kick but it's checked well by Impaler.
Koniu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Koniu avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Impaler moves out of range of the body kick.#T2#
Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Koniu.
A quick step to the side and Impaler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Koniu slips the punch.
Koniu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Koniu throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Koniu.
Koniu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Koniu loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Koniu digs a good hook to Impaler's body.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Koniu.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Koniu gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Koniu throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab. #T3#
Koniu tries to work over Impaler's front leg with a kick but Impaler checks it.
Impaler seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Good standup being displayed there by Impaler as he connects with a hook.
Koniu throws a nice looking combination but Impaler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Koniu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Koniu avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Koniu throws out a counter right but Impaler avoids it with no problem.
Impaler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Koniu.
Impaler lands a right hook to the body.
Koniu thows a left - swing and a miss!
A jab from Koniu finds it's way through Impaler's defenses.
Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Koniu's shoulder, as Koniu tries to avoid the shot. #T4#
A head kick by Koniu misses
and Impaler counters with a nice body shot.
Koniu wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Koniu scores with a decent looking hook.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Koniu misses the body punch
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Koniu misses with an uppercut.
Japa Koniu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Koniu falls off balance throwing a combination
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#
That has opened up Japa Koniu's cut even more.
Koniu avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Koniu throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Japa Koniu dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Koniu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Impaler throws out the jab.
Koniu was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Koniu misses with a two punch combination.
Koniu misses with a straight right.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
A head kick misses from Koniu.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Koniu. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Impaler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Koniu.
Koniu ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Koniu jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Koniu just misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#T1#
Koniu lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Impaler defending well as Koniu loads up on a big left hand.
Koniu does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Impaler throws a good cross that connects.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Koniu throws out the jab.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Koniu swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Koniu is looking for the big counter here.
Japa Koniu seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Koniu throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Koniu throws a leg kick that misses.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Koniu.#T2#
Koniu ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
Koniu looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Impaler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Koniu has time to react.
Koniu is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Koniu throws a right hand that misses
and Koniu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Koniu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.
Koniu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Koniu manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Koniu avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Koniu's ribs.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Koniu.
Koniu throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler looks to throw the jab but Koniu is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Koniu on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T3#
Impaler walks forward, straight into a front kick from Koniu.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Koniu.
Impaler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Impaler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Koniu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Koniu.
Koniu has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Impaler misses with a hook. Koniu ducked under it nicely.
A good leg kick by Koniu.
Koniu misses with a right hand
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Koniu takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CUT#
The cut above Japa Koniu's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Impaler scores with a jab to the body.
Koniu throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#T4#
Koniu looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Impaler cracks Koniu with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Koniu throws a wild body kick that Impaler sees coming a mile off.
Koniu throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Koniu's head backwards.#CUT#
Japa Koniu's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A solid leg kick lands there for Koniu.
Koniu looks to throw a body kick
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Japa Koniu's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: IFC87: Ispa v Megaton
Date: Dec 22, 2018

#R1#
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuit misses with a double jab
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler lands a nice shot to the body.
Impaler slips a jab from Biscuit.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Biscuit.
Impaler connects with the punch.#CUT#
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Biscuit.
A slow jab from Impaler misses its intended target.
Impaler misses the shot to the body. #T1#
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Impaler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biscuit throws a right and a left that both miss.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Biscuit saw that one coming.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler missing with a left hand there. Biscuit was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T2##TD2#
Biscuit shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Biscuit showed some decent athleticism there.
Biscuit drops an elbow to the side of Impaler's head.
Biscuit missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biscuit content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Impaler is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at London BALLS OF STEEL, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Biscuit working his ground and pound in the gym.#SUB2#
Biscuit is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Impaler has managed to free his arm - good work.
Impaler wants to get back to full guard.
Biscuit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T3#
Biscuit seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Biscuit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Impaler's head.
Biscuit throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Biscuit trying to control the action but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Biscuit works his way into full mount!
Biscuit can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Impaler is looking to escape. #T4#
Biscuit landing shots from mount.
Impaler holds of for dear life.
Biscuit misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Biscuit trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Biscuit connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Impaler is squirming around, avoiding Biscuit's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's time! Impaler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Biscuit on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Biscuit takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fighters circling - Biscuit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice uppercut there from Biscuit.
Impaler misses with a looping right.
Biscuit changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Biscuit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
No luck for Biscuit with that takedown attempt. #T1#
Biscuit throws a sloppy body shot
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biscuit.
Impaler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biscuit walks into a straight right hand from Impaler.#CUT#
That has opened up Schmorgen Biscuit's cut even more.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Biscuit is just out of range.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice takedown defense from Impaler. No joy for Biscuit on that attempt.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw.#T2#
Biscuit looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Impaler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Biscuit throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Impaler.
Biscuit misses with a takedown
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Schmorgen Biscuit.
A shot to the liver by Biscuit. Beautiful body shot.
Impaler lands a glancing blow to the side of Biscuit's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Biscuit.#T3#
Biscuit shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#
The cut above Schmorgen Biscuit's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Biscuit closes this distance looking for a takedown but Impaler circles away.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Biscuit swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biscuit fails with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target. #T4##CL2#
Biscuit clinches up with Impaler and pushes him back against the cage.
Biscuit can't get the takedown.
Biscuit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Biscuit tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biscuit lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Biscuit misses with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Impaler is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Biscuit misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Impaler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Biscuit tries to score a body lock takedown but Impaler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Biscuit goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Nice takedown defense from Impaler. No joy for Biscuit on that attempt.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A jab from Impaler finds it's way through Biscuit's defenses.
Biscuit throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT#
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Biscuit shoots and misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuit rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler counters with a right, left combo that wobbles Biscuit badly! Impaler follows up with a massive right hook, straight to the bridge of the nose that knocks Biscuit out cold! Oh wow, what a finish! Very reminiscent of Koscheck vs Yoshida as Impaler finished him against the cage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

Event: IFC81: S.Heavyweight v Impaler
Date: Dec 01, 2018

#R1#
Heavyweight throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Heavyweight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Impaler moves away.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Heavyweight throws out the jab.
Super Heavyweight seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Impaler scores with a sloppy right hand. Heavyweight should have avoided that one. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Heavyweight has been cut.#CL#
Heavyweight has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Heavyweight tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Impaler lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Heavyweight tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heavyweight digs a right hand underneath Impaler's ribcage. Impaler let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Heavyweight struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Heavyweight fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Heavyweight tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Heavyweight tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it. #TD2#
Impaler pulls guard.
Heavyweight is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB2#
Impaler is looking for a triangle but Heavyweight pushes his legs off easily.
Heavyweight has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Heavyweight showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB2#
Impaler has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Heavyweight can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T2#
Heavyweight is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB2#
Impaler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB2#
Impaler looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Our spies down at at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL inform us that Impaler has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Heavyweight showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Heavyweight wants to control from the top but Impaler keeps moving. #T3#
Heavyweight stays in close to Impaler's body and controls the position.
Impaler wants to sweep but no luck.
Heavyweight seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Impaler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Heavyweight slips a straight right by Impaler.
Impaler lands with a thumping leg kick.
Heavyweight throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Heavyweight thinking. #T4#
Heavyweight throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Heavyweight lands with a cross. #CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Impaler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Heavyweight seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Heavyweight's head but Heavyweight sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Heavyweight swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Heavyweight lands a body shot.
Impaler scores with a nice strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Heavyweight wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Heavyweight misses with a double jab
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Heavyweight lands a jab to Impaler's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Heavyweight throws a jab when Impaler was well out of range.
Heavyweight fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Heavyweight slips a jab from Impaler.#CL#
Impaler gets tackled into the cage by Heavyweight. Heavyweight maintains the clinch. #TD2#
Impaler has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Heavyweight uses from the top position.
Heavyweight showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.#T1#
Heavyweight's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Impaler is on top in guard. #REVB#
Impaler wants to pass the guard but Heavyweight is keeping the position.
Heavyweight knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Impaler on the ground.
Heavyweight controlling Impaler's posture.
Heavyweight is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Heavyweight wants to sweep but no luck.
Heavyweight keeping moving, preventing Impaler from controlling successfully.
Heavyweight seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice defenses there by Heavyweight.
Heavyweight comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A good leg kick by Impaler.
Heavyweight takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses. #T3#
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Heavyweight.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Heavyweight keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heavyweight throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Heavyweight lands with a shot to the body.
Heavyweight moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Heavyweight bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Heavyweight tries to counter by clinching up but Impaler breaks away and moves out of range.
Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Heavyweight is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Impaler appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Heavyweight misses with a hook to the body
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Heavyweight wants to clinch
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
Heavyweight misses with a left hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Heavyweight throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Heavyweight tries to clinch up but Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
A solid leg kick lands there for Impaler.
Heavyweight swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL#
Heavyweight pushes Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Impaler blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heavyweight.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Heavyweight misses with a shot to the kidneys. #BC2#
Impaler manages to break the clinch.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R3#
Heavyweight tries to clinch up but Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
Heavyweight steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Heavyweight thows a left - swing and a miss!
Heavyweight lands a body shot.
Heavyweight swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Heavyweight.
Heavyweight closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heavyweight throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Impaler misses with a body shot
and Heavyweight counters with a right hand to the body.
Heavyweight misses with the combination. #T1#
Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Heavyweight stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A looping hook to the body misses from Heavyweight. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Heavyweight misses the jab.
Heavyweight throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Heavyweight throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Heavyweight backing away here, and Impaler unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Heavyweight takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Impaler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Impaler sizes up Heavyweight with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Heavyweight tries to clinch
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab. #T2#
A shot to the body from Heavyweight misses
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Heavyweight scores with the left hand. Impaler knows he should have avoided that one.
Heavyweight throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slow jab from Impaler misses its intended target. #CL#
Impaler gets tackled into the cage by Heavyweight. Heavyweight maintains the clinch.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Impaler lands a shoulder strike. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch.
Heavyweight misses the shot to the body.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Heavyweight is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T3#
Heavyweight misses with a straight left.
A jab from Impaler misses.
Impaler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Heavyweight looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Heavyweight swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Heavyweight staying out of range there.
Heavyweight was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Heavyweight cracks a nice hook into Impaler's ribs.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Heavyweight's ribs.
Impaler takes a body punch but keeps moving. #CL#
Heavyweight has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Heavyweight struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands. #T4#
Heavyweight misses with a punch to the body.
Heavyweight lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Impaler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Heavyweight is leaning against Impaler and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Heavyweight tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Heavyweight back against the cage.
Heavyweight cracks Impaler with a nice body shot.
Heavyweight tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Heavyweight lands a body shot in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Heavyweight - that landed with a thud.
Heavyweight lands a left hand.
Impaler takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Super Heavyweight did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Heavyweight's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
Impaler avoids the body shot from Heavyweight.
Heavyweight lands a body shot.
Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Heavyweight.
Impaler swats away the attempt to clinch by Heavyweight.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Heavyweight misses with a body punch
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Heavyweight tries to clinch but Impaler moves away
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Heavyweight digs a good body shot into Impaler's ribs.
Impaler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #ROC#
Impaler is rocked!
Impaler is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.#T1#
Heavyweight throws out a loose jab but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heavyweight avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Heavyweight misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Heavyweight moves away.
Heavyweight misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Heavyweight misses the shot to the body.
Heavyweight uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Impaler.
Heavyweight misses with a jab to the body
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Heavyweight drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Impaler right on the button. Impaler goes down! Heavyweight follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Heavyweight gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Heavyweight!
Super Heavyweight retains his super heavyweight title!
Super Heavyweight decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: IFC MW47: Lemieux vs Impaler
Date: Nov 14, 2018

#R1#
Lemieux moves out of range of the strikes.
Lemieux was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Impaler slips under a jab.
Lemieux tries to clinch but Impaler moves out of range.
A jab from Lemieux does it's job there.
A combination from Lemieux does no damage.
Lemieux takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Impaler, as that shot connected.
Lemieux changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lemieux takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The fighters circling - Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lemieux misses with a wild body shot. #T1#
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lemieux scores with a crisp jab that stopped Impaler in his tracks.
Lemieux fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lemieux connects with a looping right hand.
Lemieux throws a combination that misses
and Lemieux takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lemieux thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lemieux misses the jab.
Lemieux looks to land a left hand but Impaler moved out of range nicely.
A countering left hand to the body from Impaler misses.
Lemieux misses with a straight left.
Impaler takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.#CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Lemieux has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Death Valley Training Facility in the buildup to the fight.
Vincent Lemieux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lemieux misses with a hook.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lemieux sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lemieux will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot to the body from Lemieux misses
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Lemieux misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Impaler is looking for the big counter here.
Lemieux throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
Impaler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Lemieux with a body shot.
Impaler misses with a looping right.
Lemieux misses with a wild combination.
Impaler lands with a nice body punch.
Lemieux misses with a double jab.
Impaler misses with a wild body shot. #T3#
Lemieux ducks right into an uppercut from Impaler.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Lemieux sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lemieux throwing a counter right hand but Impaler manages to avoid it.
Lemieux gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Impaler works the jab nicely.
Lemieux looks to clinch
and Lemieux takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lemieux slips under a jab.
Lemieux swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lemieux misses with a combination
and Lemieux takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lemieux misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#
Lemieux is rocked!
BOOM! Impaler lands a beautiful left hook that drops Lemieux. Lemieux tries to recover but Impaler is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Lemieux lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

Event: IFC 74: Paulin vs Impaler
Date: Oct 27, 2018

#R1#
Paulin throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Paulin throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Thierry Paulin has been cut.
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Paulin goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Paulin looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
We've been told by Paulin's head coaches at House of 1000 Corpses that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Paulin misses with a low kick as Impaler jumps back.
Paulin throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Paulin throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler misses with a left hand
and Impaler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Paulin.
Paulin scores with a kick to the midsection.
Paulin pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T1#
Paulin thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Impaler if he has to take too many more of those.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Paulin.
Paulin catches Impaler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice uppercut there from Impaler.
Impaler staying out of range there.
Paulin throws a body shot but no joy.
Paulin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Paulin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Paulin thumps Impaler with a low kick.
Paulin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Impaler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paulin. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thierry Paulin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Paulin misses with a combination
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler takes a swing at Paulin's ribcage but misses.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Paulin clobbers Impaler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
An inside leg kick from Paulin misses.
Paulin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Paulin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Impaler.
Paulin misses with a body shot.
Impaler appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Paulin misses with an uppercut.
Paulin throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range. #T3#
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Paulin doesn't seem bothered though.
Paulin defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
An attempted straight right counter from Paulin misses the target.
Paulin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Paulin swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Impaler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Paulin.
Paulin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Paulin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Paulin throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Paulin throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.
Paulin throws a shot to the body.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Paulin moved out of range.
Paulin scores with a nice body kick. #T4#
Paulin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paulin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Impaler moves away.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paulin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Paulin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Impaler throws a body punch but Paulin moves out of range.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Paulin.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Paulin.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler throws a jab when Paulin was well out of range.
Paulin throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Impaler.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thierry Paulin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Thierry Paulin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Paulin. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Impaler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Impaler scores with a decent looking hook.
Impaler scores with a decent looking hook.
Impaler cracks Paulin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Paulin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Paulin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Paulin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Impaler might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Paulin has got the better of the exchanges.
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Impaler misses its intended target.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Paulin saw that one coming.
And Paulin counters with a quick kick to the body but Impaler blocks it.
Paulin throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Paulin throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Impaler in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.#T1#
Paulin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Paulin throws an off balance right hand
and Paulin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Impaler swings for the body but Paulin moves out of range.
Paulin misses with a right hand
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler takes a kick to the side of the head.
Paulin misses with a left hand
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Paulin throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Paulin misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Paulin misses with a looping right.
Paulin throws a lazy uppercut
and Paulin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler lands with a shot to the body.
Impaler avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Paulin slips a straight right by Impaler.
Impaler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Paulin on the side of the head.
Paulin throws a big shot that misses.
Impaler cracks Paulin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Paulin throws a leg kick
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
and Paulin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Impaler misses with a right hand
and Paulin counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Impaler. Those never looked like landing.
Nice defenses there by Paulin.
Paulin jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.#T3#
Impaler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Paulin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Impaler throws a good cross that connects.
Paulin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Paulin looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler moves out of range as Paulin strikes.
Paulin throws out a leg kick but Impaler moves out of range and Paulin only half commits.
Paulin misses with an uppercut
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Paulin slips the punch.
A head kick by Paulin misses
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Paulin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T4#
Impaler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Paulin throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Paulin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Paulin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Paulin.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Paulin misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
Impaler now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Paulin lands a jab to the head.
Paulin throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Paulin is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Impaler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Paulin misses with a hook.
Paulin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Paulin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Impaler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Thierry Paulin's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Impaler misses with a hook. Paulin ducked under it nicely.
A slow jab from Impaler misses its intended target.
A counter left hand to the body from Paulin misses its target.
Impaler scores with a nice strike.
Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Paulin.
Impaler walks into a left hand.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Paulin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Paulin misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paulin. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Impaler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A clash of legs there as Impaler blocks the low kick.
Paulin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T1#
Paulin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Impaler throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Impaler coming out on top.
Paulin misses with a looping left.
Paulin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Impaler connects with a single shot there.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Paulin moved out of range nicely.
Paulin scores with a body shot.
Paulin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A head kick by Paulin misses
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Paulin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Impaler throws out a counter right but Paulin avoids it with no problem.
Paulin throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. #T2#
Impaler lands a right hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler misses with an uppercut
and Paulin counters with a nice uppercut.
Paulin throws the kick towards the body but Impaler avoids it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Paulin.
Paulin throws a leg kick
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Impaler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Paulin takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Paulin throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Impaler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T3#
Paulin throws a big shot that misses.
Paulin misses with a left hand
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Paulin.
Impaler throws a big shot that misses.
A little feinted left hand from Paulin on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Paulin tries a head kick but it misses.
Impaler misses with a lunging right hand
and Paulin counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Paulin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Paulin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC2#
Paulin is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Paulin throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a series of strikes. Paulin will be more careful next time no doubt.
Oh Paulin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Paulin looks to land a combination but Impaler avoids it well. #T4#
Nice defenses there by Paulin.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Paulin.
A countering left hand to the body from Impaler misses.
Paulin seems to have got his legs back now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
Paulin throws a head kick that misses.
Impaler missing with a left hand there. Paulin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Paulin misses the jab.
Impaler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Paulin.
Impaler clobbers Paulin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Impaler misses with a body punch
and Paulin counters with a straight right hand.
Paulin connects with a body shot.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Paulin is just out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vladimir Impaler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Impaler has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.

Event: IFC MW41: Divac v Choo
Date: Oct 03, 2018

#R1#
Van Rooy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CL2#
Van Rooy has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Van Rooy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Van Rooy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Van Rooy tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Van Rooy back against the cage.
Van Rooy struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Van Rooy struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands.
Impaler scores with a nice hook to the head.
Van Rooy lands a body punch in the clinch.
I was talking to Impaler's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Van Rooy.
Van Rooy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Rooy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've been informed that Van Rooy has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Van Rooy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Van Rooy misses with some punches.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Van Rooy.
Van Rooy struggles to land a body shot inside as Impaler controls his hands. #T1#
Van Rooy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Van Rooy swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Impaler wants to get back to striking at distance but Van Rooy won't allow it.
Van Rooy misses with a punch to the body.
Van Rooy misses with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Van Rooy.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Van Rooy.
Van Rooy tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Van Rooy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Van Rooy tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Van Rooy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Van Rooy lands an uppercut.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T2#
Van Rooy digs a right hand underneath Impaler's ribcage. Impaler let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Van Rooy.
Van Rooy looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Van Rooy lands with a shot to the body.
Van Rooy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Van Rooy missing with a left hand there. Impaler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Impaler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CL2#
Impaler tries to keep at a distance but Van Rooy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Van Rooy misses with a body punch. #T3##BC#
Impaler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Van Rooy tries to clinch but Impaler is having none of it.
Impaler lands with a right hand.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Van Rooy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Impaler moves away.
Van Rooy throws a combination that misses
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Van Rooy misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL2#
Van Rooy drives through and clinches with Impaler against the cage.
Van Rooy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Van Rooy misses with some punches.
Van Rooy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Impaler.
Van Rooy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T4##BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Van Rooy misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Van Rooy tries to close the distance and clinch but Impaler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Van Rooy throws an off balance right hand
and Van Rooy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Van Rooy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Van Rooy throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
Van Rooy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Van Rooy.
Impaler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Van Rooy dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Van Rooy throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Van Rooy.
Van Rooy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A telegraphed right hand from Van Rooy misses the target.
Van Rooy misses with a shot to the body
and Van Rooy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Van Rooy misses with a double jab
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Van Rooy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.
Van Rooy throws a shot from downtown. Impaler moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Rooy throws a big shot that misses.
Van Rooy misses with a body shot.
Van Rooy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Van Rooy swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range. #T1#
Impaler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Van Rooy misses with a body shot.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Van Rooy manages to avoid it.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler missing with a left hand there. Van Rooy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Albert Van Rooy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Rooy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Van Rooy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A big right from Van Rooy misses.
Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Nice shot by Impaler.
Impaler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Van Rooy.
Impaler misses with a body shot. #T2#
Van Rooy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Van Rooy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van Rooy throws a jab but it's blocked by Impaler.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Van Rooy walks into a stiff left hand from Impaler.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Van Rooy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Van Rooy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Van Rooy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A looping hook to the body misses from Van Rooy. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
A quick step to the side and Impaler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Rooy throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Impaler connects with a right hand. Van Rooy shakes it off.
Van Rooy misses with a left hand
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Van Rooy misses with a hook
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T3#
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van Rooy's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Van Rooy duly obliges.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.#CL2#
Van Rooy moves into the clinch.
Van Rooy can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Van Rooy tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Albert Van Rooy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Van Rooy tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Van Rooy.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Van Rooy can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
Van Rooy throws a head punch that misses.
Van Rooy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Impaler tries to circle away but Van Rooy has him pinned against the cage.
Van Rooy throws a head punch that misses.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Van Rooy. #T4#
Van Rooy throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
Van Rooy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.#BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Impaler slips a jab and a cross from Van Rooy.
Van Rooy misses with a looping right.
Van Rooy throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Van Rooy thinking.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler lands with a right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Albert Van Rooy has been cut.
Van Rooy misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Van Rooy moves to clinch but Impaler breaks away
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Van Rooy closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Albert Van Rooy's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Impaler moves away from the strike by Van Rooy.
Van Rooy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Van Rooy misses with a shot to the body
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Van Rooy throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Van Rooy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Impaler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Van Rooy throws out a loose jab but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
Van Rooy loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Van Rooy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Impaler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Rooy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van Rooy misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Van Rooy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Impaler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T1#
Van Rooy looks to clinch
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Impaler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Van Rooy throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Van Rooy throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler slips a straight right by Van Rooy.
Van Rooy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Impaler misses with a body shot.
Van Rooy misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice body shot.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van Rooy is looking to clinch.
Impaler slips under a jab from Van Rooy.#T2#
Van Rooy misses with a left hand
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Van Rooy saw that one coming.
Van Rooy moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Van Rooy ducks down to avoid it.
Van Rooy looks to land a right hand but Impaler moved out of range.
Impaler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Van Rooy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van Rooy looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
A big left from Van Rooy misses.
Van Rooy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.
Van Rooy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.
Impaler moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T3#
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Van Rooy slips the punch.
Van Rooy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Van Rooy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Van Rooy there as he acknowledges the shot.
Van Rooy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #CL2#
Van Rooy darts in and clinches Impaler up against the cage.
Impaler is trying to break free.
Impaler lands with a light punch inside.
Van Rooy cracks Impaler with a nice body shot.
Van Rooy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
Van Rooy tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Van Rooy back against the cage.
Van Rooy can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
Van Rooy digs a right hand into Impaler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Impaler's gas tank.
Van Rooy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Van Rooy.
Van Rooy lands a hook that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Van Rooy fails to land.
Van Rooy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Van Rooy misses with a body punch.
Van Rooy misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler scores with a shoulder strike.
Impaler lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Vladimir Impaler.
I think Impaler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Albert Van Rooy!

Event: IFC MW39: Lomachenko v Chugman
Date: Sep 19, 2018

#R1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Durnin.
Durnin throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Durnin throws a front kick that sends Impaler stumbling back into the cage.
Durnin looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Durnin misses with a body punch
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Durnin lands a slapping body shot.
We've been told by Impaler's head coaches at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Durnin tries to score with a low kick but Impaler moves his leg out of the way.
Durnin lands a nice looking body shot.
Impaler chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Durnin can pounce on him.
Durnin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Durnin.
Impaler lands a jab to Durnin's midsection.
Durnin throws a leg kick but Impaler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Naoise Durnin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Impaler misses the target.
Durnin throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T1#
Durnin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Impaler manages to avoid it.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Durnin manages to avoid it.
Durnin misses with a hook to the body
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Durnin.
Durnin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Durnin scores with a shot to the body.
Durnin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.
Durnin throws a solid leg kick but Impaler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Durnin.
Durnin goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Durnin lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Durnin misses with a body shot.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Durnin misses with a wild body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Impaler misses with a looping right.
Durnin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Durnin.
Durnin scores with a body shot.
Durnin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Impaler moves out of range as Durnin strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler scores with a jab to the head.
Durnin swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Durnin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Durnin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Impaler moves away.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#T3#
The fighters circling - Durnin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Durnin throws the left hand but Impaler avoids the punch easily.
Durnin misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Durnin just misses with a punch to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A big right from Impaler misses.
A shot to the body from Durnin misses
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Durnin thinking.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Durnin moved out of range.
Durnin misses the body punch
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Durnin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Donk. Durnin catches Impaler right on the button with a cross.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durnin lands a body shot. #T4#
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
Durnin misses with a body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Durnin throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Durnin throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Durnin thows a leg kick but Impaler checks it
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durnin throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler lands a lovely overhand right.
Durnin takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Durnin swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Durnin tries to score with a low kick but Impaler moves his leg out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Naoise Durnin will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Durnin throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Durnin is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Impaler rather than just go for the knockout.
Impaler connects with a crisp jab.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.
Durnin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durnin jabs at Impaler's body.
Durnin misses with a body shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Durnin.
Durnin throws a shot to the body.
Impaler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Durnin.
Durnin looks to land a body kick but Impaler moved away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler scores with a punch to the head.
Impaler lands with an uppercut that bounces Durnin off the cage and back into range.
Impaler has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Durnin throws a sloppy body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand. #T1#
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Durnin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Durnin connects with a high kick.
Durnin throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Durnin lands a nice shot that snaps Impaler's head back.
Durnin lands a jab to Impaler's midsection.
Impaler moves out of range of the body kick from Durnin.
Durnin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Durnin lands a nice looking body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Impaler 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Durnin misses with a body punch
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Impaler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Durnin throws a leg kick
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Durnin swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Durnin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Durnin attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Durnin has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Durnin there as he acknowledges the shot.
Durnin misses the shot to the body.
Durnin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Durnin scores with a shot to the body.
Durnin throws a sloppy body shot
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Durnin misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Durnin misses with a body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand. #T3#
Durnin misses with a straight left.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Impaler throws a big shot that misses.
Durnin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Durnin.
Durnin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Durnin throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Durnin.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Durnin moves away.
Durnin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Durnin throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
A shot to the body from Durnin misses
and Durnin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Durnin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durnin just misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Durnin counters with a nice body kick.
Durnin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Durnin.
Impaler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Impaler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Durnin counters with a thumping low kick.
Durnin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Durnin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Durnin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Impaler.
A counter left hand to the body from Impaler misses its target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Durnin misses with a wild body shot.
Durnin throws a body kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Naoise Durnin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Impaler moves away from the strike by Durnin.
Durnin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Durnin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Durnin tries to land a body kick
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Durnin.
Durnin is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Durnin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Durnin misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Durnin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Durnin throws a body kick that misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Durnin moved out of range nicely.
Durnin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Durnin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Impaler moves away.
Durnin scores with a punch to the head.#T1#
Durnin lands a right hook to the body.
Durnin throws a low kick but Impaler avoids it.
Impaler takes one on the button.
Durnin scores with the left hand. Impaler knows he should have avoided that one.
Durnin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Impaler.#ROC#
Durnin is rocked!
Durnin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Durnin slips under a jab.
Durnin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Durnin jabs Impaler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Durnin misses with a body shot.
Durnin swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Durnin. #T2#
Durnin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Durnin.
Durnin misses with a lunging right hand
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Durnin is looking to score with low kicks.
Durnin throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a big right hand! Oh Durnin is in trouble here! Impaler follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: IFC 66: Murha vs Impaler
Date: Sep 01, 2018

#R1#
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Murha.
Murha scores with a leg kick.
Impaler keeps the fight on the outside.
Murha scores with a body shot.
Impaler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Big Murha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Murha looks to clinch
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Murha tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Impaler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Murha with a body shot.
Murha misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murha throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Murha fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Impaler.
Murha definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Murha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Murha misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1#
Murha throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Murha looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Murha throws a series of strikes that have Impaler backpedaling.
Murha misses with a leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
Murha misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Murha does a little dance to reset his feet.
Murha tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Murha throws out a powerful jab.
Impaler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #T2#
Murha is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Impaler now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Murha throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Murha closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Murha lands a right hook to the body.
Murha is looking to slow Impaler down with leg kicks.
Murha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Murha takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Murha fails with an attempt to clinch.
Murha misses with a body kick.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A left lands for Murha.#T3#
Murha lands a nice hook to Impaler's body. Impaler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A nice leg kick lands there from Murha.
Murha uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Impaler has time to react.
Murha scores with a decent looking hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Murha.
Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Murha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Murha looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Impaler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice straight punches there by Impaler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Impaler.
Good leg kick by Murha there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Murha connects with a jab.
Impaler is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Murha had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.#T4#
Murha misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Murha misses with a kick to the body
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Murha cracks Impaler with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Impaler falls to his knees and Murha doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Murha!
Big Murha retains his super heavyweight title!
After the big win, Big Murha made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors HELLBENT and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

Event: IFC MW 35 Gellar vs Lomachenko
Date: Aug 08, 2018

#R1#
Coco throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Impaler looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Coco throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Fanta Coco has been cut.
Coco looks to land a right hand but Impaler moved out of range.
Coco smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Impaler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Coco.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Impaler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A shot to the body from Impaler misses
and Coco counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #CL2#
Coco closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Coco digs a right hand into Impaler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Impaler's gas tank.
Coco tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Impaler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Coco tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Impaler lands an uppercut.#T1#
Coco misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Coco tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Coco back against the cage.
Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Coco tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Coco back against the cage.
Coco doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Impaler lands with a right to the head.
Coco misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Coco lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Coco.
Coco misses with a punch on the inside. #BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Some wild striking there from Coco. #T2#
Coco scores with a leg kick.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Coco is just out of range.
Coco throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Impaler checks a leg kick.
Coco throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Coco throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Coco tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Coco throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coco misses with a low kick.
Coco fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Impaler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A clash of legs there as Impaler blocks the low kick.#T3#
Impaler scores with a hook.
Coco moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A combination from Coco does no damage.
Coco throws a sloppy head kick
and Coco takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler scores with a nice right hand.
Coco looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Coco tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Coco connects with a high kick.
Coco lands the left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Coco lunges at Impaler with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Impaler's hand.
Coco misses with the body kick
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT#
That has opened up Fanta Coco's cut even more.
Coco throws a right and a left that Impaler avoids nicely.
Coco throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T4#
Coco lands with a kick to the temple. Impaler shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Coco tries a head kick but it misses.
Coco thuds his shin into the meat of Impaler's side.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Coco.
Coco misses with a right hand
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Coco throws a shot from downtown. Impaler moves away and avoids it.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Coco throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler throws a series of punches but Coco avoids them all with ease.
Coco takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Coco ducks right into an uppercut from Impaler.
Impaler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CUT#
The cut above Fanta Coco's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Coco throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC#
Coco is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fanta Coco dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fanta Coco's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Coco throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a big right hand! Oh Coco is in trouble here! Impaler follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
In his post fight interview, Vladimir Impaler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: IFC 59 Murhaa vs Choo
Date: Jul 14, 2018

#R1#
A swing and a miss from Impaler.
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bandichoo.
Impaler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Impaler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bandichoo.
A slow jab from Bandichoo misses its intended target.
Bandichoo misses with a right hand
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
A head kick by Bandichoo misses
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
It seemed like Bandichoo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bandichoo cracks Impaler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Bandichoo's ribs.
Bandichoo scores with a leg kick.
Bandichoo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bandichoo.
We've been informed that Bandichoo has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bandichoo throws a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Impaler slips a jab from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bandichoo throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Bandichoo tries a head kick but it misses. #T1#
Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Impaler takes one on the button.
Bandichoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bandichoo throws a lazy body kick
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Bandichoo throws a jab when Impaler was well out of range.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
It looked like Impaler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo's corner calls for a 1-2. Bandichoo obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bandichoo tries a head kick but it misses.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Impaler defending well as Bandichoo loads up on a big left hand.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Bandichoo manages to avoid it.
Bandichoo thows a leg kick but Impaler checks it
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crunch! Bandichoo slams his shin into Impaler's torso.
Impaler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bandichoo throws out the jab.
Bandichoo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T2#
Bandichoo misses with a straight right.
Bandichoo looks to land a left hand but Impaler moved out of range nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Bandichoo misses the target.
Bandichoo throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A jab from Impaler does it's job there.
Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandichoo was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Impaler throws a hook but Bandichoo avoids it easily.
Bandichoo fails to land with a series of punches.
Bandichoo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Impaler under the eye.
Taz Bandichoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler moves out of range as Bandichoo strikes.
Impaler throws a good cross that connects.
Impaler uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Impaler swings for the body but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bandichoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bandichoo chopping away at his opponent's legs. #T3#
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Bandichoo saw that one coming.
Impaler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The fighters circling - Bandichoo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bandichoo tries a head kick but it misses.
Impaler misses with an uppercut.
Bandichoo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bandichoo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bandichoo throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bandichoo thinking.
Bandichoo avoids the body shot from Impaler.
Bandichoo feints a counter leg kick.
Impaler takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
Impaler throws a body punch but Bandichoo moves out of range.
A big right from Bandichoo misses.
Impaler moves out of range as Bandichoo strikes.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bandichoo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Bandichoo tries a head kick but it misses.
Bandichoo swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bandichoo blocks a jab.#T4#
Bandichoo throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Bandichoo's shoulder, as Bandichoo tries to avoid the shot.
Bandichoo swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Bandichoo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bandichoo throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandichoo misses with the body kick
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bandichoo walks into a straight right hand from Impaler.
Bandichoo works over Impaler's head and body with a nice combination.
Bandichoo misses with a few strikes there.
Bandichoo misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bandichoo throws out a powerful jab.
Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice shot lands for Impaler.
Bandichoo throws a leg kick
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Impaler jabs at Bandichoo's body.
Impaler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bandichoo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Impaler's hands.#ROC2#
Impaler is rocked!
Bandichoo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oh Impaler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler blocks a head kick by Bandichoo.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Impaler seems to have got his legs back now.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
Bandichoo looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bandichoo scoring well with a low kick there.
Bandichoo throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Bandichoo throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Bandichoo scores with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bandichoo.
Bandichoo throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Impaler moves away from the strike by Bandichoo.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Bandichoo. #T1#
Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bandichoo.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bandichoo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bandichoo lands a high kick!
Impaler clobbers Bandichoo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Impaler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
Impaler takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
A little jabbing left from Bandichoo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bandichoo throws a chopping leg kick but Impaler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Impaler throws the left hand but Bandichoo avoids the punch easily.
Impaler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo misses with a double jab.
Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bandichoo stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A low kick from Bandichoo misses
and Bandichoo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bandichoo ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
Bandichoo throws a leg kick
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bandichoo scores with a jab to the body.
Bandichoo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bandichoo misses with a wild combination.
Bandichoo connects with a jab.
Bandichoo tries to land a front kick but Impaler steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bandichoo misses with a jab, cross combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Taz Bandichoo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bandichoo throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Bandichoo throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bandichoo misses with a kick to the body.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Impaler is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bandichoo throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Bandichoo connects with the punch.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
Bandichoo uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bandichoo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bandichoo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bandichoo misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice body shot.
Bandichoo is breathing heavily.
Bandichoo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Bandichoo raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Impaler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Impaler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
Impaler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bandichoo lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler jabs at Bandichoo's body.
Bandichoo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bandichoo takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses.
Impaler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bandichoo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#T4#
Bandichoo throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Impaler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Impaler's corner calls for a 1-2. Impaler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Impaler. That snapped Bandichoo's head back.
A decent looking cross lands there for Impaler.#ROC#
Bandichoo is rocked!
Bandichoo misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a huge left! Bandichoo is in big trouble! He's backing up but Impaler isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Bandichoo from any more damage. A dominating finish by Impaler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC MW 31 Choo vs Brawler
Date: Jun 13, 2018

#R1#
Bliss misses with a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
It looks like Orgasmic Bliss has been cut.
Bliss should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bliss shoots and misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bliss tries for a takedown but Impaler circles away easily
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Bliss throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bliss on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bliss with a lazy takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Orgasmic Bliss.
Bliss looks winded!
Bliss throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Bliss gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bliss misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bliss thinking.
Bliss's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Impaler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bliss scrambles back to his feet.
Impaler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#KD#
Impaler drops Bliss with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Bliss looks back up at him and smiles so Impaler waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#
Bliss is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Orgasmic Bliss's cut even more.#T1#
Impaler knocks out Bliss with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Impaler before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Impaler picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC MW 28 Island vs Thomas
Date: May 23, 2018

#R1#
Lemieux looks to land a combination but Impaler avoids it well.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Impaler has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Lemieux misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lemieux closes the distance looking to clinch
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lemieux thinking.
Lemieux throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice body shot.
Lemieux throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lemieux throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Lemieux tries to clinch but Impaler is having none of it.
Impaler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Lemieux with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lemieux falls off balance throwing a combination
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Impaler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A punch lands to the side of Lemieux 's head but he takes it in his stride.#T1#
Lemieux lands with an overhand left.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Lemieux throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Impaler scores with a counter punch that sends Lemieux to the canvas! Impaler smells blood - he's punishing Lemieux with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Lemieux has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC MW 25 Butabi vs Koniu
Date: May 02, 2018

#R1#
Tchusuk with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Impaler to score with a decent uppercut.
We've been informed that Tchusuk has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tchusuk misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tchusuk misses with a hook. Impaler ducked under it nicely.
Impaler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tchusuk misses with a right hand
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Impaler throws a jab when Tchusuk was well out of range.
Tchusuk is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Tchusuk tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Tchusuk clinches up against the cage.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Impaler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've been told by Impaler's head coaches at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#CL2#
Tchusuk clinches with his opponent.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
A head punch on the inside from Tchusuk fails to land. #T1#
Tchusuk swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tchusuk misses with the head strike.
Tchusuk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tchusuk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tchusuk has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Tchusuk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tchusuk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tchusuk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Impaler backwards. #BC#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kenny Tchusuk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tchusuk misses with an uppercut.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Tchusuk lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Impaler out cold! Impaler is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kenny Tchusuk!

Event: IFC MW22 Rasputin VS Impaler
Date: Apr 11, 2018

#R1#
Rasputin tries to clinch up but Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
Rasputin is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Rasputin wants to clinch
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Rasputin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Impaler takes a swing at Rasputin's ribcage but misses.
Impaler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Grigori Rasputin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Impaler throws the left hand but Rasputin avoids the punch easily.
Rasputin closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rasputin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Rasputin.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rasputin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Rasputin slips the punch.#CL#
Rasputin has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch. #T1##BC2#
Impaler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rasputin slips a jab from Impaler.
Rasputin tries to counter by clinching up but Impaler breaks away and moves out of range.
Rasputin lands with an overhand left.
Rasputin takes one to the chin there.
Rasputin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rasputin looks to clinch
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler keeps the fight on the outside.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Rasputin avoids it with no problem.#CL#
Rasputin clinches up with Impaler and pushes him back against the cage.
Rasputin tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rasputin.
Rasputin throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rasputin.
Our sources have told us that Rasputin has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Impaler scores with a nice hook to the head.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Rasputin.
Rasputin lands a right hand.
Rasputin working aggressively here.
Rasputin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rasputin throws a head punch that misses.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Rasputin keeps him there for the moment.
Impaler wants to break free but Rasputin has control.
A head punch on the inside from Rasputin fails to land.
Rasputin misses with a body punch.
Rasputin tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Rasputin misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler. #T3#
Rasputin working aggressively here.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rasputin misses with a punch on the inside.
Rasputin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rasputin lands with a right to the head.
Rasputin lands a shot to the body.
Rasputin misses with some punches.
Rasputin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Rasputin lands a body shot in the clinch.
Rasputin swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rasputin.
Rasputin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rasputin misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Rasputin has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rasputin lands a body punch in the clinch.
Rasputin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Impaler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Impaler is trying to break the clinch but Rasputin has him pressed against the cage.
Rasputin misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Rasputin fails to land.
Impaler blocking some punches.
Rasputin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Rasputin.
Rasputin lands a hook that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
Rasputin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rasputin lands a body punch.
Rasputin has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grigori Rasputin dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
A decent looking cross lands there for Rasputin.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#CL#
Rasputin darts in and clinches Impaler up against the cage.
Rasputin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Rasputin has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Rasputin has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Rasputin working aggressively here.
Rasputin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rasputin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Impaler lands an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rasputin tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rasputin misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler tries to circle away but Rasputin has him pinned against the cage.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rasputin misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T1##BC2#
Impaler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Nice uppercut lands for Rasputin. That snapped Impaler's head back.
Impaler lands a slapping body shot.
Rasputin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rasputin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.#CL#
Rasputin moves into the clinch.
Impaler has a couple of punches blocked by Rasputin.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Rasputin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Impaler tries to break the clinch but Rasputin is controlling the position.
Impaler scores with a shoulder strike.
Rasputin misses with a short punch on the inside. #T2#
A nice right hand lands inside from Impaler.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rasputin prevents Impaler from breaking the clinch.
Rasputin misses with some punches.
Rasputin working aggressively here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Impaler lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rasputin backwards.
Rasputin scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Rasputin fails to land.
Impaler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rasputin backwards.
Rasputin throws a head punch that misses.
Impaler wants to get back to striking at distance but Rasputin won't allow it.
Rasputin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rasputin working aggressively here.
Rasputin misses with a punch on the inside.
Grigori Rasputin has scored more points in the clinch so far.#T3#
Rasputin throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rasputin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rasputin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rasputin swings wildly with an uppercut but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rasputin misses with a punch on the inside.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Rasputin.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Rasputin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rasputin can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Impaler is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rasputin.
Rasputin working aggressively here.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Rasputin.
Rasputin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Impaler's efforts to push away.#T4#
Rasputin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rasputin misses with a punch to the body.
Rasputin tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rasputin can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Rasputin tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Rasputin misses with a punch on the inside.
Rasputin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rasputin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rasputin tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Rasputin throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rasputin.
Impaler is breathing heavily.
Rasputin lands a right hand.
Rasputin misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Grigori Rasputin dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Rasputin tries to clinch up but Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
Rasputin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Impaler throws out the jab.
Rasputin is looking to clinch but Impaler is avoiding it.
Rasputin throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rasputin lands a lovely overhand right.
Rasputin tries to clinch up but Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Rasputin avoids it with no problem.
A shot to the liver by Impaler. Beautiful body shot.
Rasputin misses with a looping right.
Rasputin slips under a jab from Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rasputin wants to clinch.
Rasputin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Impaler to score with a decent uppercut.#T1#
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Rasputin is just out of range.
Rasputin connects with the punch.
Impaler tries to move into range but Rasputin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rasputin moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.
Nice defenses there by Rasputin.
Rasputin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Impaler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rasputin throws out a loose jab but Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rasputin wants to clinch.#T2#
Rasputin throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Impaler connects with a jab.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rasputin staying out of range there.
Rasputin throwing a counter right hand but Impaler manages to avoid it.
Impaler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rasputin with a hook.#CL#
Rasputin gets a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rasputin throws a head punch that misses.
Rasputin misses with a punch to the body.
Still in the clinch, Rasputin scores with a nice short uppercut.#T3#
Rasputin misses with the head strike.
Rasputin throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
Rasputin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler is looking to break free of the clinch but Rasputin has double underhooks.
Rasputin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rasputin tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Rasputin misses with some punches.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Rasputin.
Rasputin throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rasputin.
Rasputin can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Rasputin working aggressively here.
Impaler blocking some punches.
A short body shot lands from Rasputin as the two fighters clinch. #T4#
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rasputin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rasputin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rasputin misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rasputin can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Rasputin.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Impaler blocking some punches.
Rasputin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rasputin throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler.
Rasputin lands a shot to the body.
Rasputin gets through Impaler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Impaler blocks an uppercut.
Vladimir Impaler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Impaler lands with a light punch inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Grigori Rasputin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Rasputin, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Grigori Rasputin!
Grigori Rasputin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: IFC Mid Week 19
Date: Mar 21, 2018

#R1#
Impaler slips under a jab.
McTavish throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
McTavish throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McTavish takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Impaler defending well as McTavish loads up on a big left hand.
Nice jab there from Impaler.
Impaler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good standup being displayed there by Impaler as he connects with a hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Hamish McTavish has been cut.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
McTavish swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Impaler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
McTavish misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McTavish waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McTavish sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McTavish misses with a hook
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#ROC2#
McTavish is rocked!#TD#
McTavish decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#ES2#
Impaler has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but McTavish is on him like a limpet, forcing Impaler back against the cage.
Oh McTavish is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McTavish doesn't seem bothered though.
McTavish seems to have got his legs back now.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Impaler does it's job there.
Impaler lands an uppercut out of nowhere! McTavish falls backwards - clearly groggy! Impaler dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC New Blood V.2 Round 3
Date: Mar 04, 2018

#R1#
Impaler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Biscuit on the side of the head. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Impaler has a couple of punches blocked by Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with an elbow over the top.
Impaler can't break the clinch.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Impaler managing to block the knees to the body from Biscuit.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit wants a takedown but no success here.
Biscuit can't get the takedown.
Impaler wants to break free but Biscuit has control.
Impaler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Biscuit has him pressed against the cage.#T1#
Impaler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Biscuit will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Impaler up against the cage.
Impaler gets underhooks to prevent Biscuit's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Biscuit takes a shot to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Impaler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Biscuit keeps him there for the moment.
Biscuit tries a knee to the head but Impaler blocks it. #T2#
Biscuit is struggling to control the position.
Biscuit taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Biscuit for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Biscuit is trying to drag Impaler to the mat but Impaler just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Biscuit misses with a knee to the head.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Biscuit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Impaler's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Biscuit. #T3#
Biscuit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Biscuit makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Impaler can't break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Biscuit.
Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Biscuit trying to land knees to the body.
Biscuit lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Biscuit tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.
Biscuit has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Impaler after a bit of a struggle.
Biscuit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Biscuit goes for a takedown in the clinch but Impaler prevents it. #T4#
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Biscuit is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Impaler is defending well for now.
Impaler tries to circle away but Biscuit has him pinned against the cage.
Biscuit misses with a knee to the head.
Biscuit comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Impaler on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Impaler's coach down at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Impaler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Biscuit tries for a takedown. No joy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biscuit putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Impaler in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Biscuit misses with a knee strike.
Impaler blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Impaler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit blocks it.
Biscuit swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A shot to the liver by Biscuit. Beautiful body shot.
Biscuit throws a sloppy body shot
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biscuit looks for a takedown but Impaler sprawls well.
Biscuit throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Biscuit gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#T1#
Biscuit tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
Impaler checks a low kick from Biscuit.
Biscuit dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Impaler. That did some damage!
Impaler throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Biscuit throws a shot from downtown. Impaler moves away and avoids it.
Impaler slips a jab from Biscuit.
Biscuit closes the distance and clinches up with Impaler, looking for a takedown. Biscuit pushes Impaler against the cage but Impaler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit slips under a jab from Impaler.
Biscuit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Biscuit throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Biscuit slips a jab from Impaler.#T2#
Biscuit misses with a takedown
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Impaler jabs Biscuit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Biscuit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Impaler.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Biscuit moved out of range.
Biscuit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biscuit moves to clinch but Impaler breaks away
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL#
Biscuit closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Biscuit missing with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
Biscuit throws a knee to the head but misses.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Biscuit throws a punch but it's blocked by Impaler. #TD#
Biscuit turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Biscuit postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Impaler is looking to regain half guard here but Biscuit keeps moving and retains side control.
Biscuit working the body and head with strikes.
Biscuit throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Biscuit working the head with strikes.
Impaler struggling a bit here.
Check out the look on Biscuit's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #T4#
Biscuit cracks Impaler with a big elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biscuit misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Impaler can do anything to dispel that myth.
Biscuit wants to control but Impaler is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Impaler seems a little lost for a moment, as Biscuit dominates the positioning.
Impaler takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Biscuit in side control, throwing shots but Impaler defends.
Biscuit throws a strike aimed at the side of Impaler's head but Impaler avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biscuit is looking to take a break and control but Impaler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Biscuit lands a few punches from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Biscuit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Impaler as he avoids it easily.
Biscuit jabs at Impaler's body.
Schmorgen Biscuit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Impaler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Impaler's jab looks to have found its range, popping Biscuit under the eye.#CL#
Biscuit moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Impaler creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Biscuit throws an elbow but misses. #BC2#
Impaler breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Biscuit darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuit walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Biscuit misses with a takedown
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T1#
Jab by Impaler.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuit sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL#
Biscuit has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Biscuit is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Biscuit looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch. #CUT2#
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse.
Biscuit is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Impaler pulls him back up using the underhooks. #T2#
Biscuit has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Impaler after a bit of a struggle.
Biscuit tries to land a knee to the head but Impaler blocks with his arms.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Biscuit keeps him there for the moment.
Biscuit misses with some punches.
Schmorgen Biscuit has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Impaler lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Biscuit wants a takedown but no success here.
Biscuit tries to stall but Impaler uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Biscuit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Impaler.
Biscuit looking to throw knees to the head but Impaler is blocking nicely.
Biscuit tries for a takedown. No joy. #T3#
Impaler is trying to break the clinch but Biscuit is controlling him.
Biscuit misses with a knee strike.
Still in the clinch, Impaler scores with a nice short uppercut.
Biscuit is looking to take this one to the mat.
Impaler lands with a short head shot on the inside. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Biscuit doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biscuit is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Impaler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CUT2#
Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Biscuit throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biscuit misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#ROC2#
Biscuit is rocked!#T4#
Crack! Impaler connects with the perfect overhand right and Biscuit falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Impaler!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC XXXVII Chugman vs Walcott
Date: Feb 10, 2018

#R1#
Reyes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#
It looks like Wilson Reyes has been cut.
Reyes tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Reyes thinking.
Reyes throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Impaler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#CL#
Reyes takes the fight into the clinch.
Reyes has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reyes misses with a hook from the clinch.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Reyes lands a hook that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Impaler.#T1#
Reyes gets through Impaler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Reyes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reyes has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Impaler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Reyes misses with a punch on the inside.
Reyes trying to control the position but instead, Impaler has worked for underhooks and has pushed Reyes into the cage.
Impaler blocking some punches.
Reyes tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Impaler avoids it.
Reyes tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Reyes fails to land.
Reyes swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Reyes. #BC2#
Impaler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T2#
Reyes wants to clinch but Impaler slips to the side
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reyes waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
Impaler's coach down at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Impaler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Impaler connects with a single shot there.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Impaler defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Reyes.
Impaler doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Reyes misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reyes wants to clinch
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reyes throws a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Reyes throws a low kick but Impaler moves out of range easily.
Impaler lands with an overhand left.
Reyes throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reyes misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.#T3#
Reyes misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#
Wilson Reyes's cut is getting worse.
Reyes moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.
Reyes shoots and misses
and Impaler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wilson Reyes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Reyes closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Reyes throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reyes misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Reyes throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#
Wilson Reyes's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Impaler lands a jab to the head.
Reyes throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Reyes closes the distance looking to clinch
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reyes misses with a jab to the body
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Reyes throws a poor cross that misses
and Impaler counters with a series of strikes. Reyes will be more careful next time no doubt.
Impaler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Reyes tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#
Jeez, Wilson Reyes's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Reyes misses with a double jab
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Wilson Reyes's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC XXXIV
Date: Jan 20, 2018

#R1#
Head wants to clinch.#CL2#
Head closes the distance and clinches.
Impaler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Impaler lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler presses Head against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Head drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Impaler gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T1#
Impaler prevents a takedown attempt there.
Impaler is trying to force a seperation but Head has the dominant position.
Head wants a takedown.
Vladimir Impaler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crack Head.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Impaler holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Head is working for takedown but Impaler is calmly controlling the position for now.
Head prevents Impaler from breaking the clinch.
Head drops down looking for an ankle pick but Impaler pulls his leg out and moves away.
Head wants to clinch but Impaler slips to the side
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Head darts in trying to clinch
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Head moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Head on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Head wants to clinch
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler scores with a nice strike.
Head tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Impaler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Head wants to clinch but Impaler slips to the side
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Head thinking.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Head thinking.
Head doesn't manage to clinch there - Impaler circles away.
Impaler lands a lovely overhand right.
Head tries to clinch
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#ROC#
Head is rocked!#T4#
Head closes the distance looking to clinch
and Impaler counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC XXX
Date: Dec 23, 2017

#R1#
Decent striking displayed by Impaler there.
Davis misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Davis misses with the combination.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Davis misses with a wild combination.
Davis rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Impaler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Impaler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Davis throws a combination that misses
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT#
It looks like Jonathan Davis has been cut.
Impaler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Davis.
Davis misses with a hook to the body
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Davis misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Impaler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Davis.
No joy there for Davis, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Impaler lands with an uppercut that bounces Davis off the cage and back into range.
Impaler throws out a powerful jab.
Davis misses with a jab to the body
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Davis looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range. #T1#
Davis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
Davis fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Impaler on the side of the head.
Davis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Davis cracks a nice hook into Impaler's ribs.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Davis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Davis throws out the jab.
Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Davis throws a right hand that Impaler ducks under and follows up with a left that Impaler also avoids with ease.
Davis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
An attempted straight right counter from Impaler misses the target.
A combination from Davis does no damage.
Davis throws a series of punches but Impaler moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Davis misses with a double jab
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Davis throws a shot from downtown. Impaler moves away and avoids it.
Impaler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Davis is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Impaler rather than just go for the knockout.#T2#
Davis throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Davis misses with a straight right.
A shot to the liver by Impaler. Beautiful body shot.
Davis lands a slapping body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Davis. Those never looked like landing.
Davis misses with a straight left.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've been told by Impaler's head coaches at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Davis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Davis.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Davis misses with a body shot
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Davis looks to land a combination but Impaler avoids it well.
Davis misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Davis misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #ROC#
Davis is rocked!
BOOM! Impaler lands a beautiful left hook that drops Davis. Davis tries to recover but Impaler is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Davis lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!
The defeated Jonathan Davis had this to say: 'He cheated! Check his gloves, they've got chloroform on them!'.

Event: IFC Midweek 10
Date: Nov 29, 2017

#R1#
Impaler lands the left hand.
Beerus misses with a body punch
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Beerus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beerus misses with a takedown
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.
A low kick from Beerus misses
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Impaler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Impaler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Beerus with a poor takedown
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
A low kick from Beerus misses
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beerus tries for a takedown but Impaler circles away easily
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lord Beerus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Beerus on the side of the head.
Beerus with a lazy takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Beerus thinking. #T1#
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Beerus misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Beerus with a poor takedown
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Impaler moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Beerus misses with a takedown attempt
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Beerus thinking.
Vladimir Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beerus is breathing heavily.
Beerus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beerus swings widly with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Beerus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beerus with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Impaler counter with a right hand. #ROC2#
Beerus is rocked!
Beerus with a poor takedown
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Impaler tests Beerus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lord Beerus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beerus on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#T2#
Impaler sizes up Beerus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jab by Impaler.
Impaler is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Beerus had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Impaler punishes Beerus's body with a nice straight punch.
Beerus looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Beerus gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Beerus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beerus doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD2#
and Impaler counters with a crisp right hand that drops Beerus! Impaler lets Beerus back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Oh Beerus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Impaler circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Beerus to the canvas! Beerus doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Impaler keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: IFC Mid Week 8
Date: Nov 08, 2017

#R1#
Impaler jabs Washington to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sloppy strikes from Washington. Those never looked like landing.
Washington misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Washington moves out of range of the strikes.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Impaler stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Washington does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
Washington moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Washington fails to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Washington misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Washington.
Washington has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.
Washington misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Washington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Washington throws a head punch that misses.
Washington goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Impaler's coach down at LOD London BALLS OF STEEL was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Impaler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Washington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Washington lands a left hand that snaps the head of Impaler backwards.
Washington misses with a punch to the body.
Washington lands a right hand.
Washington scores with a hook to the body.
Washington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Washington misses with a hook to the ribs.
Washington lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Washington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Washington tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2#
Washington digs a right hand underneath Impaler's ribcage. Impaler let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A frustrated look appears on Impaler's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Washington misses with a hook from the clinch.
Washington tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Washington digs a right hand into Impaler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Impaler's gas tank.
A right hook to the body lands for Washington. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch.
Washington lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Impaler at a distance.
Washington throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Washington misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Washington misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too. #T3##KD#
Washington lands a left and a right that send Impaler crashing to the mat, dazed. Washington thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Washington takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses. #CL#
Washington clinches.
Washington tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Washington tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Washington back against the cage.
A short left from Washington.
A head punch on the inside from Washington fails to land.
Washington tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Washington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Washington misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Washington throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Washington. #T4#
Washington misses with the head strike.
Washington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Washington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Washington throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Impaler's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Washington.
Washington misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Washington closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Washington throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Washington is looking to wear down Impaler with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Impaler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lavar Washington dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
A big right from Impaler misses.
Washington takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Impaler slips a jab from Washington.
Impaler misses the shot to the body. #CL#
Washington closes the distance and pushes Impaler back into the cage.
Washington can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Washington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Washington gets through Impaler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Washington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Washington.
Washington cracks Impaler with a nice body shot.
Washington misses with a hook to the ribs. #T1#
Washington tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Washington back against the cage.
Washington tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Washington misses with a body punch.
Impaler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Washington has him pressed against the cage.
Washington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lavar Washington has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Washington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Impaler's elbow.
Washington misses with a hook to the ribs.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Washington.
A short left from Washington.
Impaler cracks Washington with a nice body shot.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Washington pushes Impaler back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Washington tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T2#
Impaler blocking some punches.
Impaler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Washington scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Impaler breaks the clinch. #CL#
Washington has Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Washington throws a head punch that misses.
Washington tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Washington tries to throw a body punch but Impaler avoids it by throwing Washington back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Washington.
Washington lands with a light punch inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Washington.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T3#
Washington goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC2#
Impaler pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler misses with a straight left.
As Impaler looks to move away, Washington throws a big counter combo but Impaler just gets out of the way.
Washington bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Impaler's head backwards.
Washington misses with a hook.
Washington throws a right and a left that both miss.
Washington looks to clinch
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL#
Washington closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Washington.
Washington tries a body shot but Impaler blocks it.
Impaler prevents a body shot from Washington. #T4#
Impaler prevents a body shot from Washington.
Washington lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Impaler.
Impaler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Washington misses with some punches.
Washington can't find room to land a body shot as Impaler controls the action.
Washington lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Washington lands a body punch in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Washington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Washington tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Washington tries to work over Impaler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Impaler blocks a body shot from Washington.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lavar Washington dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Washington is looking to clinch.
Washington ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Washington misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Washington misses with a combination
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Washington moves away from the strike by Impaler.
Washington wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Washington with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Impaler to score with a decent uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Washington grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Impaler takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Washington cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lavar Washington!

Event: IFC XX
Date: Oct 14, 2017

#R1#
Miyamoto lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Impaler circles away quickly and effectively.
It looked like Impaler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Impaler lands a nice shot that snaps Miyamoto's head back.
Miyamoto bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Miyamoto looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Miyamoto pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The crowd cheers as Impaler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Miyamoto doesn't seem phased though.
Miyamoto takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Miyamoto doesn't seem bothered though.
Impaler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Impaler scores with a punch to the head.
Miyamoto walks into a stiff left hand from Impaler.
Miyamoto looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Miyamoto throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
A combination from Miyamoto does no damage. #T1#
Impaler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Miyamoto unleashes a big counter combination but Impaler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Miyamoto tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Impaler avoids the head kick by Miyamoto.
Miyamoto jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Miyamoto tries to bum rush Impaler with a series of wild strikes but Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Miyamoto throws the kick towards the body but Impaler avoids it.
Impaler throwing a counter right hand but Miyamoto manages to avoid it.
Impaler looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Miyamoto dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Impaler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Miyamoto throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Miyamoto tries a head kick but it misses.
Miyamoto throws a head kick that misses. #T2#
Miyamoto throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Miyamoto defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Impaler throws a body punch but Miyamoto moves out of range.
Miyamoto looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Impaler throws a big shot that misses.
Miyamoto lands with a nice body punch.
Impaler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Miyamoto throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily.
A lazy left from Impaler finds it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Miyamoto tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Miyamoto.
A solid body kick from Miyamoto.
Impaler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Miyamoto takes a jab right on the kisser.
Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Miyamoto.
Miyamoto missing with a left hand there. Impaler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #T3#
Miyamoto misses with a jab, cross combination.
Miyamoto misses with a kick to the body.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Miyamoto.
Miyamoto takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Impaler avoids the head kick by Miyamoto.
Miyamoto throws a combination that misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler blocks the body kick.
Miyamoto misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler blocks a head kick by Miyamoto.
Shigeru Miyamoto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Miyamoto throws the kick towards the body but Impaler avoids it.
As Miyamoto looks to move away, Impaler throws a big counter combo but Miyamoto just gets out of the way.#T4#
Miyamoto misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Miyamoto lands a high kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Impaler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Miyamoto swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Miyamoto throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Miyamoto gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Impaler.
Impaler digs a good body shot into Miyamoto's ribs.
Some wild striking there from Miyamoto.
Impaler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Miyamoto is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Impaler rather than just go for the knockout.
Impaler scores with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Impaler lands the left hand.
Impaler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Miyamoto misses with a right hand
and Impaler counters with a right hand to the body.
Miyamoto throws a right and a left that both miss.
Impaler swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Miyamoto slips under a jab from Impaler.
Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Miyamoto throws out a counter right but Impaler avoids it with no problem.
Miyamoto throws a sloppy head kick
and Miyamoto takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Miyamoto throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miyamoto throws a head kick that misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Miyamoto might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Impaler has got the better of the exchanges.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Impaler moves out of range of the body kick.
Miyamoto throws a quick inside leg kick. #T1#
Miyamoto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Miyamoto moved out of range nicely.
Miyamoto throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Miyamoto throws a half hearted mid kick.
Impaler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Miyamoto.
Impaler misses with a straight right.
Impaler cracks Miyamoto with a right hand to the side of the head.
Miyamoto misses with a jab to the body
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Miyamoto digs a good body shot into Impaler's ribs.
Miyamoto throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily. #T2#
Impaler connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Miyamoto momentarily.
Miyamoto throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Miyamoto throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Miyamoto throws a sloppy head kick
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vladimir Impaler is winning the standup battle so far.
Miyamoto slips a straight right by Impaler.
Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Miyamoto ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler with a jab.
Shigeru Miyamoto is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Miyamoto does a little dance to reset his feet.
Miyamoto throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Impaler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Miyamoto, right into the meat.
Miyamoto uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
It seemed like Miyamoto was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T3#
Miyamoto throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Impaler's head.
Impaler has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Miyamoto.
Miyamoto looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Impaler misses with a straight left.
Miyamoto lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Impaler lands with an overhand left.
No joy there for Miyamoto, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Impaler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A shot to the body from Miyamoto misses
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Miyamoto throws a head kick but Impaler moves out of range.
Miyamoto falls off balance throwing a combination
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Miyamoto. #T4#
Impaler cracks Miyamoto with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Miyamoto lands a head kick. Impaler smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Impaler connects with a looping right hand.
Impaler tests Miyamoto's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A punch combination from Miyamoto misses.
Impaler throws out a loose jab but Miyamoto uses good head movement to avoid it.
Impaler throws a hook but Miyamoto avoids it easily.
Sloppy strikes from Miyamoto. Those never looked like landing.
Miyamoto falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Miyamoto misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Miyamoto throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Impaler.
Miyamoto is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Miyamoto misses with a head kick.
Impaler takes a swing at Miyamoto's ribcage but misses.
Impaler lands with a right hand.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Miyamoto looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Miyamoto has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Miyamoto swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Miyamoto misses with a body shot
and Impaler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Miyamoto fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miyamoto uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Miyamoto throws a right and a left that both miss.
Miyamoto gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Impaler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Miyamoto's hands.#T1#
Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Miyamoto's shoulder, as Miyamoto tries to avoid the shot.
Miyamoto swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Miyamoto shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Miyamoto scores with a sloppy right hand. Impaler should have avoided that one.
Miyamoto tries to move into range but Impaler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Impaler takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Impaler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Miyamoto doesn't seem bothered though.
Miyamoto pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Miyamoto throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T2#
Miyamoto lands with a slapping head kick.
Miyamoto misses with a leg kick
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Impaler lands a jab.
Miyamoto closes this distance looking for a takedown but Impaler circles away.
Miyamoto throws a lazy head kick
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Miyamoto tries a head kick but it misses.
Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Impaler scores with a nice strike.
A combination from Miyamoto does no damage.
It looked like Impaler was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Miyamoto.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Miyamoto manages to avoid it.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Miyamoto.
Impaler lands with an uppercut that bounces Miyamoto off the cage and back into range.#T3#
Impaler throws a right hand that Miyamoto ducks under and follows up with a left that Miyamoto also avoids with ease.
Miyamoto throws a sloppy head kick and Impaler moves out of range easily.
Miyamoto misses with a kick to the body.
Impaler blocks a head kick by Miyamoto.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Impaler misses with a looping left.
Miyamoto misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
Miyamoto throws a right and a left that both miss.
Miyamoto cracks a nice hook into Impaler's ribs.
The fighters circling - Miyamoto throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Miyamoto pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T4#
A slapping body kick lands there for Miyamoto.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Impaler, as that shot connected.
Miyamoto throws a hook but Impaler avoids it easily.
Impaler misses with an uppercut. Miyamoto saw that one coming.
Miyamoto looks to land a body kick but Impaler moved away.
A little feinted left hand from Impaler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Miyamoto sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A head kick misses from Miyamoto.
Miyamoto throws a body punch but Impaler moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Miyamoto takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses.
Shigeru Miyamoto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Miyamoto throws a combination that misses
and Impaler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Vladimir Impaler.
Well Impaler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vladimir Impaler!

Event: KFC 30: Butcher vs Potter
Date: Aug 12, 2017

#R1#
Brown takes one to the chin there.
A right-left combo lands from Brown. #CUT#
It looks like Vladimir Impaler has been cut.
Brown definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Brown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Brown slips under a jab.
Nice defenses there by Impaler.
Impaler has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Brown swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range.
Kingsley Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown slips a jab from Impaler.
Brown misses with an uppercut.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Brown throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#
It looks like Kingsley Brown has been cut.
Brown misses with a straight left.
Brown fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Impaler misses with the combination.
Brown tries to bum rush Impaler with a series of wild strikes but Impaler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown misses with a left hand
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Brown swings for the body but Impaler moves out of range. #T1#
Brown throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brown lands a nice shot to the body.
Brown defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brown lands a nice looking body shot.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Brown swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler connects with a good right hand that stumbles Brown. Brown circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Brown with a jab.
Brown misses with an uppercut.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Impaler thuds his right hand into Brown's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Brown slips the punch.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
A big left from Brown misses.
Some wild striking there from Brown.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Impaler scores with a body shot.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Brown uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Impaler has time to react.
A jab from Brown misses.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Brown 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Brown throws a big shot that misses.
Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Brown fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Impaler on the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
As Brown backs off Impaler throws a huge counter combo but Brown manages to avoid it all.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kingsley Brown dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Brown misses with a wild body shot.
Impaler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Brown with a body shot.
Brown feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Impalers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Brown scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sloppy strikes from Brown. Those never looked like landing.
Impaler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Brown digs a good body shot into Impaler's ribs.
Brown misses with a looping left.
Brown throws a lazy right hand but Impaler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Impaler slips under a jab from Brown.
Impaler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Brown.
Brown swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Brown throws a jab when Impaler was well out of range.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Impaler might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Brown has got the better of the exchanges.#T1#
Brown misses with a wild body shot.
Impaler connects with a jab.
Impaler throws the left hand but Brown avoids the punch easily.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
Brown throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler misses with a body punch
and Brown counters with a straight right hand.
Brown clobbers Impaler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Brown.
Impaler blocks a jab.
Brown fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Impaler manages to avoid it.
Brown uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
Brown misses with a hook. Impaler ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Despite the aggression on Impaler's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#T2#
Impaler avoids the body shot from Brown.
Brown throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Brown shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Impaler throws a lazy right hand but Brown sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Impaler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Brown lands a slapping body shot.
Impaler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fighters circling - Impaler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from Brown misses the target.
Brown misses with a hook to the body
and Impaler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Brown thinking.
Brown works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kingsley Brown dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R3#
A slow jab from Brown misses its intended target.
Brown lands a really nice looking cross but Impaler seems unphased.
Brown throws a hook but Impaler blocks it.
Brown misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Impaler.
Brown moves out of range as Impaler strikes.
Impaler avoids the body shot from Brown.
Impaler cracks Brown with an open hand slap.
Brown throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Brown misses the body punch
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Impaler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Impaler.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Brown just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Impaler misses.
A quick step to the side and Brown tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T1#
Brown throws a right hand that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice body shot.
Brown throws a big shot that misses.
Impaler slips under a jab.
Brown looks to land a left hand but Impaler moved out of range nicely.
Brown staying out of range there.
Impaler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Impaler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brown.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Brown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler lands with a nice body punch.
Brown avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Brown missing with a left hand there. Impaler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brown manages to avoid it.
Brown misses with a straight right.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Brown avoids it with no problem.#T2#
Brown throws a big shot that misses.
Brown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?
Brown misses with an uppercut
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Brown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brown takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brown scores with a jab to the head.
Impaler slips a jab from Brown.
A little jabbing left from Impaler on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Brown throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brown slips under a jab.
Impaler misses the body punch
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Brown.
Brown throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Impaler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Impaler throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Vladimir Impaler just about did enough to take it.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R4#
Impaler throws the left hand but Brown avoids the punch easily.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Impaler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Brown with a body shot.
Brown thuds a left hand into Impaler's body.
A big right from Impaler misses.
Impaler shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Impaler scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Brown just misses with a punch to the body.
Brown misses with a hook
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown throws a hook to the side of Impaler's head but Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Brown waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Brown takes one to the side of the head.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A swing and a miss from Brown.#T1#
Brown throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.
Kingsley Brown is winning the standup battle so far.
Brown slips under a jab from Impaler.
Impaler misses with a hook to the body
and Brown counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#ROC#
Impaler is rocked!
Impaler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Impaler is still on wobbly legs! Can Brown finish him?
Brown ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Impaler's jaw. Impaler's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Brown does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kingsley Brown!
In his post fight interview, Kingsley Brown started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: KFC 26: Mann vs Potter II
Date: Jul 08, 2017

#R1#
Sloppy strikes from Martinez Jr. Those never looked like landing.
Jab by Impaler.#CUT2#
It looks like Micah Martinez Jr has been cut.
Martinez Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Impaler.
Impaler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Impaler has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Martinez Jr misses with a two punch combination.
Martinez Jr on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Martinez Jr seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Impaler scores with a hook.
Impaler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#ROC2#
Martinez Jr is rocked!
Martinez Jr walks straight into a right hand from Impaler - that's dropped him! Impaler jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Martinez Jr from any more punishment! Martinez Jr complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Vladimir Impaler!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 01, 2017

#R1#
Parsons fails in his attempt to clinch.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Parsons misses with an uppercut
enabling Impaler to counter with a crisp jab.
Parsons on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Parsons throws a right hand that Impaler ducks under and follows up with a left that Impaler also avoids with ease.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler jabs at Parsons's body.
Parsons throws a combination that misses
and Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Parsons throws a leg kick
and Impaler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mykey Parsons seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Parsons gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Parsons is trying to push Impaler away but Impaler has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Parsons is looking to break free of the clinch but Impaler has double underhooks.
Impaler looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Parsons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#T1#
Parsons wants to break free but Impaler has control.
Parsons wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Impaler has him pressed against the cage.
Parsons looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Impaler tries to break the clinch but Parsons is controlling the position.
Impaler is trying to push Parsons away but Parsons has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Impaler wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Parsons tries to circle away but Impaler has him pinned against the cage.
Impaler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Parsons's efforts to push away.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#BC#
Parsons breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Parsons swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Parsons moves in looking to clinch but Impaler pushes him off.
Parsons gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Impaler.
Parsons closes the distance but Impaler moves to the side
and Impaler counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Impaler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
No joy there for Impaler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parsons walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#CL#
Parsons closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Parsons prevents Impaler from breaking the clinch.#T3#
Parsons prevents Impaler from breaking the clinch.
Parsons wants to break the clinch but can't.
Parsons is looking to break free of the clinch but Impaler has double underhooks.
Impaler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Parsons's efforts to push away.
Parsons keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Impaler's efforts to push away.
Parsons keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Impaler's efforts to push away.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Parsons keeps him there for the moment.
Impaler has Parsons pressed against the cage, preventing Parsons from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Impaler looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Parsons has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Impaler has had enough of the clinch but Parsons keeps him there for the moment.
Parsons wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vladimir Impaler dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Parsons's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Parsons duly obliges.
We've been told by Parsons's head coaches at Cozad MMA Helsinki that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Parsons on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
No joy there for Impaler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Impaler lands a really nice looking cross but Parsons seems unphased.
Parsons pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Impaler back to the cage. Parsons follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Parsons misses with a looping right.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Parsons throws a right hand that Impaler ducks under and follows up with a left that Impaler also avoids with ease.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Good shot there by Impaler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parsons throws a leg kick but Impaler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Impaler throws out a counter right but Parsons avoids it with no problem.
Impaler scores with a jab to the body.
Parsons throws a right and a left that Impaler avoids nicely. #CL#
Parsons takes the fight into the clinch. #BC#
Parsons escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T1#
A left and a right from Parsons both land. Nice combination.
Parsons falls off balance throwing a combination
and Impaler counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Impaler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Parsons looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Impaler fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#ROC2#
Parsons is rocked!
Parsons has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.#KD2#
Impaler lands a big uppercut and Parsons crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Parsons looks OK. Impaler waves Parsons back to his feet!
Oh Parsons is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parsons gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Impaler gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vladimir Impaler!

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