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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 14, 2017 |
#R1#
The Dumbass misses with a body shot.
Mayhem misses with an uppercut
enabling The Dumbass to counter with a crisp jab.
The Dumbass misses with a hook. Mayhem ducked under it nicely.
Mayhem is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Beavis The Dumbass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Dumbass slips under a jab.
The Dumbass throws a jab but it's blocked by Mayhem.
The Dumbass throws a jab when Mayhem was well out of range.
The Dumbass takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mayhem throws a jab when The Dumbass was well out of range.
Mayhem connects with a right hand. The Dumbass shakes it off.
The Dumbass fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mayhem lands a nice shot that snaps The Dumbass's head back.
A lazy left from Mayhem finds it's target.
Mayhem will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Dumbass closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Dumbass throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mayhem sees it coming and avoids it easily.
It seemed like Mayhem was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mayhem misses with a lunging right hand
and The Dumbass counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mayhem ducks under a wild hook from The Dumbass.#T1#
Mayhem keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Dumbass throws a jab when Mayhem was well out of range.
The Dumbass rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mayhem counters with a straight right hand.
Mayhem keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Dumbass.
Mayhem swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mayhem looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mayhem needs to keep his hands up - The Dumbass had a free shot at his head there.
Mayhem needs to keep his hands up - The Dumbass had a free shot at his head there.
Mayhem misses with an uppercut.
The Dumbass showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mayhem.
Mayhem bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A big left from The Dumbass misses.
Mayhem keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Dumbass definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mayhem uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Dumbass.
The Dumbass misses with a looping right.
Mayhem throws a jab but it's blocked by The Dumbass.
Mayhem takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayhem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Dumbass throws out the jab.
Mayhem pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Dumbass throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mayhem let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Mayhem throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mayhem misses with a left hand
and The Dumbass counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Dumbass throws the left hand but Mayhem avoids the punch easily.
A little jabbing left from Mayhem on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The Dumbass ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Dumbass lands a body shot.
Mayhem looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Dumbass waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mayhem.
A swing and a miss from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass connects with a right hand. Mayhem shakes it off.
The Dumbass fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mayhem manages to avoid it.
Mayhem might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Mayhem avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circling - The Dumbass throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mayhem keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mayhem slips under a jab from The Dumbass.#T3#
Mayhem lunges at The Dumbass with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Dumbass's hand.
Nice body punch from Mayhem.
Mayhem scores with a jab.
The Dumbass wants to clinch.
A left and a right from Mayhem both land. Nice combination.
Mayhem looks to throw the jab but The Dumbass is out of range.
It looked like The Dumbass wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The Dumbass rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Dumbass takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC2#
The Dumbass is rocked!
Mayhem thuds a left hand into The Dumbass's body.
A big left from Mayhem misses.
The Dumbass moves out of range of the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mayhem bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Dumbass's head.
Oh The Dumbass is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Dumbass listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The Dumbass seems to have got his legs back now.#CL#
The Dumbass has closed the distance and engaged Mayhem in a clinch.
#T4#
A short right from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass scores with a shoulder strike.
Mayhem blocking some punches.
The Dumbass lands a nice shot to the body.
The Dumbass misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem blocks an uppercut.
A short right from The Dumbass on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Dumbass.
The Dumbass misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Dumbass stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Mayhem lands a left hand.
The Dumbass swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mayhem.
The Dumbass swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mayhem misses with a punch on the inside.
The Dumbass misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Dumbass swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Dumbass fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dan Mayhem will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
The Dumbass throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mayhem sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd cheers as Mayhem lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Dumbass doesn't seem phased though.
Nice defenses there by Mayhem.
Mayhem scores with a hook to the body. The Dumbass takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mayhem looks to land a left hand but The Dumbass moved out of range nicely.
Mayhem throws an overhand right that lands on The Dumbass's shoulder, as The Dumbass tries to avoid the shot.
Mayhem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Dumbass sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Dumbass misses with a wild body shot.
The Dumbass moves away from the strike by Mayhem.
The Dumbass looks to land a left hand but Mayhem moved out of range nicely.
The Dumbass is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mayhem.
The Dumbass takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mayhem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem moves away from the strike by The Dumbass.
It seemed like Mayhem was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mayhem connects with a body shot.
Mayhem slips under a jab from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass looks to throw the jab but Mayhem is out of range. #T1#
The Dumbass with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mayhem lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A big right from The Dumbass misses.
The Dumbass throws out a loose jab but Mayhem uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Dumbass tries to bum rush Mayhem with a series of wild strikes but Mayhem uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mayhem dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dan Mayhem seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Dumbass misses with a right hand
and Mayhem counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mayhem lands a slapping body shot.
The Dumbass misses with a body shot.
The Dumbass has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
The Dumbass pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mayhem cracks The Dumbass with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A slow jab from The Dumbass misses its intended target.
Mayhem swings for the body but The Dumbass moves out of range.
Mayhem slips under a jab from The Dumbass.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mayhem connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between The Dumbass's hands.
The Dumbass pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mayhem misses with an uppercut. The Dumbass saw that one coming.#T2#
Mayhem misses with a two punch combination.
The Dumbass is looking to counter punch.
The Dumbass throws a poor cross that misses
letting Mayhem counter with a right hand.
The Dumbass throws a big shot that misses.
Mayhem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Dumbass sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mayhem scores with a punch to the head.
The Dumbass throws a big shot that misses.
Mayhem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Dumbass was well out of range. Poor timing from Mayhem.
The Dumbass looks to land a right hand but Mayhem moved out of range.
The Dumbass uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mayhem.
The Dumbass was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mayhem with a hook.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Dumbass tries to throw a body punch but Mayhem avoids it by throwing The Dumbass back against the cage.
The Dumbass blocking some punches.
The Dumbass swings wildly with an uppercut but Mayhem uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC#
The Dumbass's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T3#
The Dumbass looks to land a left hand but Mayhem moved out of range nicely.
Mayhem lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - The Dumbass can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Mayhem and The Dumbass drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Mayhem.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dan Mayhem!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 08, 2017 |
#R1#
Mayhem throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Dumbass on the side of the head.
Mayhem takes a jab right on the kisser.
The Dumbass throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mayhem slips a straight right by The Dumbass.
Nice straight punches there by The Dumbass. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Dumbass.
Mayhem moves out of range as The Dumbass strikes.
Mayhem walks into a straight right hand from The Dumbass.
Mayhem's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Dumbass connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mayhem scrambles back to his feet.
Mayhem uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass swings for the body but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem staying out of range there.
The Dumbass tries to clinch but Mayhem moves out of range.
The Dumbass on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Dumbass throws a hook but Mayhem avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from Mayhem on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayhem lands a nice looking body shot.
Mayhem ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mayhem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
#T1#
The Dumbass misses with a hook. Mayhem ducked under it nicely.
The Dumbass is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The Dumbass rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mayhem counters with a straight right hand.
The Dumbass takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mayhem moves out of range of the body kick.
Mayhem avoids the body shot from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mayhem moves out of range as The Dumbass strikes.
Mayhem just misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem scores with a decent looking hook.
The Dumbass throws the left hand but Mayhem avoids the punch easily.
Mayhem lands a slapping body shot.
Mayhem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Dumbass throws out the jab.
Mayhem swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Dumbass throws an off balance right hand
and Mayhem counters with a nice body shot.
Mayhem lands with an overhand left.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Mayhem.
The Dumbass sizes up Mayhem with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T2#
Mayhem bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Dumbass's head backwards.
The Dumbass just misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jab, jab by The Dumbass - just one landing.
The Dumbass missing with a left hand there. Mayhem was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It seemed like Mayhem was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mayhem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem staying out of range there.
The Dumbass misses the jab.
Mayhem throws out a counter right but The Dumbass avoids it with no problem.
The Dumbass throws a body punch but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mayhem lands with an uppercut that bounces The Dumbass off the cage and back into range.
Mayhem misses with a two punch combination.
A jab from The Dumbass misses.
Mayhem connects with a looping right hand.
The Dumbass scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mayhem is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Dumbass had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.#T3#
The Dumbass takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The Dumbass takes one to the side of the head.
#ROC2#
The Dumbass is rocked!
The Dumbass misses the jab.
The Dumbass misses with a looping right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mayhem! But no joy.
The Dumbass waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mayhem.
Good standup being displayed there by The Dumbass as he connects with a hook.
The Dumbass misses with a hook. Mayhem ducked under it nicely.
Mayhem lands a really nice looking cross but The Dumbass seems unphased.
The Dumbass on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Oh The Dumbass is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mayhem lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mayhem thuds a left hand into The Dumbass's body.
The Dumbass scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mayhem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mayhem let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Good exchange - Mayhem coming out on top.
The Dumbass throws a big shot that misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mayhem! But no joy.#T4#
Mayhem gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mayhem closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops The Dumbass! Mayhem dives in looking to finish! The Dumbass is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dan Mayhem!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 08, 2017 |
#R1#
Assad drops his hands momentarily and The Dumbass takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Dumbass with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A left lands for The Dumbass.
Assad takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd cheers as The Dumbass lands an impressive looking overhand right. Assad doesn't seem phased though.#CL2#
Assad clinches up against the cage.
The Dumbass tries to throw a body punch but Assad avoids it by throwing The Dumbass back against the cage.
The Dumbass tries to work over Assad's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Dumbass lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Dumbass throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Assads head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Dumbass working aggressively here.
Assad goes for a takedown in the clinch but The Dumbass prevents it.
Assad has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Dumbass is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The Dumbass tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Dumbass goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for The Dumbass.
The Dumbass digs a right hand underneath Assad's ribcage. Assad let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice body punch from The Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
#T1#
The Dumbass lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from The Dumbass.
A left hand lands to the body for The Dumbass.
Assad is looking for a takedown up against the cage. The Dumbass gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Beavis The Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Abdollah Assad.
The Dumbass lands a shot to the body.
The Dumbass lands a right hand.
The Dumbass misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Dumbass lands a body punch in the clinch.
Assad is trying to drag The Dumbass to the mat but The Dumbass just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
The Dumbass lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
The Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
The Dumbass lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Dumbass makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Assad jumps guard but The Dumbass turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #T2#
Nice body punch from The Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from The Dumbass - that landed with a thud.
The Dumbass lands a left hand.
The Dumbass lands a body shot in the clinch.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Come on The Dumbass - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A right hand to the body from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass cracks Assad with a nice body shot.
Assad can't get the takedown.
The Dumbass lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The Dumbass lands a body shot.
Assad looks winded!
The Dumbass lands a right hand that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
A short left from The Dumbass.
The Dumbass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#ROC#
Assad is rocked!
The Dumbass is pressed up against the cage. Assad has hold of a leg and is looking to drag The Dumbass down to the mat. The Dumbass avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Dumbass stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Assad is still on wobbly legs! Can The Dumbass finish him?
The Dumbass uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#T3#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Assad.
Assad seems to have recovered his senses.#CL#
The Dumbass rushes Assad and presses him up against the cage.
Assad is trying to stall.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The Dumbass controlling the action here for a moment.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Dumbass gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Assad.
The Dumbass lands a shoulder strike.
A nice left hand lands by The Dumbass.
Assad is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.#T4#
Assad wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Assad tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Dumbass creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assad.
The Dumbass tries to stall but Assad uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Dumbass trying to control the position but instead, Assad has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Dumbass into the cage.
The Dumbass lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Dumbass lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assad.
Good body shot from The Dumbass.
Assad tries for a takedown but The Dumbass manages to get underhooks.
The Dumbass lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Dumbass lands a hook that snaps the head of Assad backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Dumbass.
The Dumbass swings wildly with an uppercut but Assad uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assad takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beavis The Dumbass dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Assad takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Assad with a poor takedown
and The Dumbass counters with a straight right hand.
Assad has his takedown stuffed
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and The Dumbass counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL2#
Assad fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Dumbass, pushing him back against the cage.
The Dumbass scores with a shot to the side of Assad's head.
The Dumbass working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Beavis The Dumbass has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Assad changes levels and goes for a takedown here. The Dumbass fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Beavis The Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Abdollah Assad.
The Dumbass connects with a single shot there.
The Dumbass lands with a cross.
Assad with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Dumbass counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beavis The Dumbass is winning the standup battle so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Dumbass fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Assad on the side of the head.
Abdollah Assad is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Dumbass changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Assad 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've been informed that Assad has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
The Dumbass bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Assad's head.
The Dumbass tests Assad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Assad rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Dumbass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Assad swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T1#
Assad fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Dumbass avoids it really well and circles away.
Assad is breathing heavily.
The Dumbass tests Assad's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Dumbass bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Assad's head.
Assad walks into a straight right hand from The Dumbass.
A left lands for The Dumbass.
Assad dives in for a single leg takedown but The Dumbass sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#CL#
The Dumbass gets a clinch.
The Dumbass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Dumbass is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Assad can do to turn this around?
A nice left hand lands by The Dumbass.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from The Dumbass.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Assad.
Assad wants a takedown.
The Dumbass lands a body shot in the clinch.
#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Dumbass working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short uppercut from The Dumbass.
A nice left hand lands by The Dumbass.
A short right from The Dumbass on the inside.
The Dumbass creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Assad with a big uppercut! Assad tries to clinch up but The Dumbass pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Assad to the mat! Assad covers up and The Dumbass unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Beavis The Dumbass!
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