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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 02, 2019
#R1#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Old Fart.
Velutina lands with a thumping leg kick.
Velutina keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Velutina lands a slapping body shot.
Old Fart closes this distance looking for a takedown but Velutina circles away.
Old Fart takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice takedown defense from Velutina. No joy for Old Fart on that attempt.
Velutina now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Old Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Velutina - that will leave a mark!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Velutina scores with a one two! Old Fart had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Old Fart closes this distance looking for a takedown but Velutina circles away.
Old Fart is breathing heavily.
Nice jab there from Velutina.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Velutina connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Old Fart with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Velutina to score with a decent uppercut.#T1#
Velutina moves into range and connects with a jab. #CL2#
Velutina closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Old Fart can't break the clinch.
Velutina lands a right hand that snaps the head of Old Fart backwards. #BC2#
Velutina breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Velutina dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Old Fart. That did some damage!
Velutina lands a nice looking kick to the body. Old Fart takes a step back to recover.
Velutina throws a quick inside leg kick.
Old Fart takes one on the button.
Quercus Velutina is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Velutina is looking to slow Old Fart down with leg kicks.
Velutina with a hook.
Velutina scores with a jab to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Velutina cracks Old Fart with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#ROC2#
Old Fart is rocked!#T2#
Velutina thuds a left hand into Old Fart's body.
Oh Old Fart is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Old Fart shoots and misses
and Velutina makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Old Fart seems to have got his legs back now.#CL2#
Velutina drives through and clinches with Old Fart against the cage.
Old Fart working hard to break the clinch.
Velutina working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Velutina lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Velutina is leaning against Old Fart and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Good body shot from Velutina.
Velutina lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Old Fart.#BC2#
Velutina breaks from the clinch.
Velutina connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Velutina lands the left hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for Velutina.
Old Fart chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Velutina can pounce on him. #T3#
Velutina lands a nice leg kick that just misses Old Fart's sensitive parts.
Velutina with a jab.
Nice sprawl there from Velutina as Old Fart shoots in.
Velutina lands a head shot.
Old Fart walks straight into a right hand from Velutina - that's dropped him! Velutina jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Old Fart from any more punishment! Old Fart complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Quercus Velutina!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 30, 2019
#R1#
Machin tries to clinch there but Old Fart circles away. #TD#
Old Fart scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Machin wants to get back to full guard.
Nice strikes from Old Fart there.
Old Fart trying to control the action but Machin is working from the bottom.
Old Fart tries to pass the half guard into mount. Machin knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Machin is looking to improve his position.
Old Fart throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Machin is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Old Fart scores with a couple of nice shots.
Old Fart is controlling the pace. #T1##SUB#
Old Fart is working for a submission of some sort.
Machin is not content to let Old Fart control the position.
Machin avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Old Fart.
Old Fart is looking to take a break and control but Machin is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Old Fart is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Old Fart looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Old Fart wants to control but Machin is keeping him busy.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Machin fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Old Fart avoids it really well and circles away.#TD2#
Old Fart gets caught flat footed, as Machin shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#T3#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Machin's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Machin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Old Fart bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Machin's guard. #REVR#
Our spies down at at Tycoon Gym inform us that Machin has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Old Fart tries to free his leg and advance position but Machin is retaining full guard.
Old Fart is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Old Fart trying to control the position from guard on top but Machin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Old Fart throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Machin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Old Fart content to stall in guard here.
Old Fart tries to free his leg and advance position but Machin is retaining full guard. #T4#
Old Fart trying to control the position from guard on top but Machin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Old Fart is really struggling to control Machin but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Machin controls Old Fart momentarily but Old Fart frees himself.
Old Fart prevents Machin from getting back to his feet.
Old Fart throws a big right hand that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Machin keeping moving, preventing Old Fart from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Machin tries to score a power double leg takedown but Old Fart sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Machin somewhat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Old Fart dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##TD#
Old Fart throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Machin tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Old Fart is in Machin's guard.
Machin controls Old Fart momentarily but Old Fart frees himself.
Old Fart being controlled here momentarily.
Old Fart pushing down on Machin's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Machin's head. #SUB#
Old Fart is working for a kimura but Machin is defending it quite comfortably.
Machin avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Old Fart.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Old Fart is trying to control. Machin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Old Fart thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Machin's head.
Machin is trying to maintain the position but Old Fart is very close to passing his half guard.
Jeremy Old Fart overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Machin keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Machin wants to improve his position but Old Fart is controlling well.
Old Fart is trying to control. Machin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Machin has hold of Old Fart's hands but Old Fart slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Old Fart is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Machin can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Old Fart is looking for a kimura but Machin is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Old Fart to get the leverage. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Old Fart wants to work for an arm triangle but Machin is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Machin trying to hold on to Old Fart's head to control him but Old Fart postures up. #SUB#
Old Fart seems to be looking for submissions.
Old Fart wants to pass the guard but Machin is defending well.
Old Fart missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Old Fart drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#ES2#
Machin bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!#T3#
Machin closes this distance looking for a takedown but Old Fart circles away.
Machin has a takedown stuffed.
Machin is breathing heavily.
Machin fails with a takedown attempt.
Jeremy Old Fart has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Miguel Machin.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Machin. #TD#
Old Fart feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Old Fart controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Old Fart with a flurry of punches that miss. #T4#
Old Fart trying to control but Machin is working from the bottom.
Old Fart trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Old Fart passes into half guard.
Old Fart sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Machin tries to get to full guard but Old Fart has control of the leg.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Machin trying to hold on to Old Fart's head to control him but Old Fart postures up.
Machin is not content to let Old Fart control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Old Fart dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Old Fart looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Old Fart slows the pace down in half guard.
Old Fart is trying to control. Machin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Old Fart tries to stand but can't do so whilst Machin controls his leg. #SUB#
Old Fart is working for a kimura but Machin is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machin keeping hold of Old Fart's head, controlling as best he can. #T1#
Old Fart throwing shots but Machin is blocking nicely.
Old Fart throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Old Fart wants to free his trapped foot but Machin is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Old Fart is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Machin is just riding it out for now. Old Fart eventually gives up the hold. #SU#
Old Fart decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#TD#
Old Fart closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Machin is staying active underneath Old Fart, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Old Fart frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Machin is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Old Fart thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Old Fart wants to control the pace but Machin is squirming around nicely.
Old Fart tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T3#
Old Fart unloads with some shots from mount but Machin bucks and avoids them well. #SUB#
Old Fart jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Machin is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Machin and Old Fart has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission. #SUB#
Old Fart thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #ES2#
Machin bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Machin goes for a double leg but Old Fart avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Old Fart continues to drive forward.
Machin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#TD#
Old Fart drives through with a takedown into Machin's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.#T4#
Machin keeping full guard, as Old Fart tries to pass.
Machin keeping moving, preventing Old Fart from controlling successfully.
Miguel Machin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Old Fart is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Machin is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Old Fart defends well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeremy Old Fart showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Old Fart has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 24, 2019
#R1#
Old Fart throws a head kick that misses.
Doctore throws a shot to the body. #CL#
Doctore rushes Old Fart and presses him up against the cage.#BC#
Doctore manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Doctore moves into the clinch.#BC#
Doctore breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Doctore fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Old Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Old Fart is looking to take this one to the mat.
Doctore prevents the takedown attempt. #BC#
Doctore's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Old Fart fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Oenomaus Doctore has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeremy Old Fart.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Doctore gets a clinch. #BC#
Doctore manages to break the clinch.
Old Fart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doctore manages to avoid it.#T1#
Doctore lands a glancing blow to the side of Old Fart's head.#CL#
Doctore fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Old Fart, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
Doctore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doctore wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Doctore! Old Fart is out on his feet! Doctore rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Old Fart is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Old Fart is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oenomaus Doctore!
After the big win, Oenomaus Doctore made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors BuriedAlive// Fight Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 02, 2019
#R1#
Myers shoots in and drives through. Old Fart sprawls well.#TD#
Old Fart drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Old Fart looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Myers is avoiding damage well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Old Fart tries for a kimura but Myers is defending well.
Old Fart working the ground and pound. #SUB#
Old Fart thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards. #SUB#
Old Fart is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Myers has escaped the position, nice work there. #T1#
Old Fart is looking to take a break and control but Myers is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Old Fart wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Myers, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Old Fart thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Old Fart in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Myers is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 04, 2019
#R1#
Old Fart tries for a takedown but Myers sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Myers scores with a jab. Old Fart acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Myers swings and misses with a hook to the body. #CL2#
Myers closes the distance and clinches.
Myers is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#BC2#
Myers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Myers thuds a left hand into Old Fart's body.
Myers displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Myers misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Myers is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Myers throws a right and a left that Old Fart avoids nicely. #T1##TD#
Old Fart fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Myers to the ground. Old Fart is now in Myers's guard.
Old Fart controlling from the top position.
Old Fart throws an elbow that misses. Myers uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Old Fart's guard. Nice move by Myers!#REVB#
Myers throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Old Fart works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Old Fart bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Myers's guard. #REVR#
Old Fart trying to stand up but can't free himself from Myers's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Old Fart showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Old Fart accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #T2##SUB#
Old Fart has gone for a leg lock! Myers slips out almost immediately though and dives into Old Fart's guard.#REVB#
Old Fart has Myers pulled in close to control his posture. #ES#
Old Fart manages to escape and get back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Old Fart shoots in and drives through. Myers sprawls well.
Old Fart fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Old Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Myers darts in and clinches Old Fart up against the cage.#T3##BC2#
Myers escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Myers connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Old Fart momentarily.
Old Fart takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Old Fart shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Myers pinned against the cage. Myers gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Myers now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Old Fart changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Myers tries to avoid it but Old Fart manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Myers to the ground. Myers escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Myers tries for a takedown but Old Fart sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Old Fart seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Myers throws a body punch but Old Fart moves out of range.
Myers has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Old Fart shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Myers pinned against the cage. Myers gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Myers lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#T4#
Myers lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #TD#
Old Fart scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Old Fart happy to just control the position for now.
Old Fart throws an elbow but Myers slips to the side and avoids it well.#SUB#
Old Fart tries for a kimura but Myers is defending well. #SUB#
Old Fart thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lachlan Myers dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Myers swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#CL2#
Myers clinches.
Old Fart is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Myers stalling in the clinch but Old Fart improves position.
Old Fart changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Myers fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Myers keeps the fight on the outside.
Lachlan Myers seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Old Fart fails with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart shoots in but Myers avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Old Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Old Fart. #T1##CL2#
Myers instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Myers breaks the clinch. #CL2#
Myers moves into range and clinches up with Old Fart.
Myers tries for a takedown but Old Fart manages to get underhooks.
Old Fart has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Myers after a bit of a struggle.
Myers is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Old Fart letting Myers take a breather here.
Myers has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD#
Old Fart gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Old Fart is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Myers defends it well. #T2#
Myers is looking for a sweep. Old Fart is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Old Fart with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #SUB#
Old Fart is looking for a kimura but Myers is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Old Fart to get the leverage.
Old Fart not doing much here. #T3#
Myers trying to control but Old Fart postures up.
Myers tries to kick Old Fart off but Old Fart keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Old Fart not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Old Fart wants to take a breather but Myers is having none of it.
Old Fart working over Myers with some ground and pound. Myers looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB#
Myers is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Old Fart has latched onto it... Big trouble! Old Fart pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Myers is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Old Fart!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 16, 2019
#R1#
Old Fart throws a hook to the side of Pablos's head but Pablos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A head kick misses from Old Fart.
Pablos fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Pablos fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Old Fart avoids it really well and circles away.
Pablos leaves Old Fart with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Old Fart is defended easily by Pablos.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pablos misses with a takedown attempt - Old Fart sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jeremy Old Fart has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pablo Pablos.#T1#
Old Fart with a poor takedown #CL2#
and Pablos holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Pablos looking for a takedown.
Old Fart is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Old Fart prevents the takedown attempt. #TD2#
Pablos is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Old Fart can't fight it off and eventually Pablos manages to take the fight to the floor. Old Fart looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Old Fart is trying to keep Pablos in close.
Pablos trying to control but Old Fart is working from the bottom.
Pablos is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #T2#
Old Fart wants to sweep but no luck.
Old Fart knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Pablos on the ground.#SUB2#
Pablos is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Old Fart is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Old Fart has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Pablos looking for a sweep. Not yet Pablos, not yet. #SUB2#
Pablos is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pablos being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Pablos looking for a guillotine here but Old Fart defends easily. #T3##SUB2#
Pablos is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Old Fart is aware though and is defending well.
Old Fart trying to control but Pablos is working from the bottom.
Old Fart is really struggling to control Pablos but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.#SUB2#
Pablos is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Pablos is looking to cinch up a triangle. Old Fart throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Pablos's body to avoid the submission. Pablos has instead reached around Old Fart's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Pablos arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Pablo Pablos!
Pablo Pablos seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 01, 2019
#R1#
A decent looking body kick lands there for Donde.
A slapping body kick lands there for Donde.
Donde goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#TD#
Old Fart is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Donde's half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Donde moves into full guard. #SUB2#
Donde is looking for a triangle but Old Fart pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Donde had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Old Fart defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Old Fart wants to control from the top but Donde keeps moving.
Old Fart preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Donde has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Old Fart can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Old Fart avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T1##SUB2#
Donde had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Old Fart defends it easily.
Donde wants to sweep but no luck.
Old Fart wants to pass the guard but Donde is keeping the position.
Old Fart has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Donde has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Old Fart can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Donde is looking for a triangle but Old Fart pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Donde working for a triangle but Old Fart defends it easily.
Old Fart won't allow Donde to sweep him here. #T2##SUB2#
Donde has his foot on Old Fart's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Old Fart works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Donde is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Donde is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Donde wants to free his trapped foot but Old Fart is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Donde has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Donde pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish. #T3##SUB2#
Donde is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Old Fart can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Old Fart is trying desperately to improve position.
Old Fart is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Donde wants to take his opponent's back but Old Fart doesn't allow it. #SUB2#
Donde is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Old Fart can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning. #SUB2#
Donde is working for a guillotine from mount but Old Fart frees his head quite easily.
Donde seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Old Fart is holding on tight. #T4#
Donde prevents Old Fart from getting the reversal.
Donde avoids the attempt from Old Fart to control.#SUB2#
Donde is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Old Fart to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Old Fart shrugs it off.
Old Fart is trying to escape the mount. #SUB2#
Donde is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Donde extends the arm and Old Fart is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Raymond Donde!
An out of breath Raymond Donde thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Feb 13, 2019
#R1#
Old Fart slaps away a takedown attempt from Wilson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Wilson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Old Fart counters with a straight right hand.#TD#
Wilson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Old Fart is adopting a defensive guard.
Old Fart looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wilson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Old Fart looking for a sweep. Not yet Old Fart, not yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilson prevents Old Fart from getting back to his feet.
Old Fart keeping full guard, as Wilson tries to pass.
Old Fart is looking to stand up but Wilson isn't so interested in that idea.
Old Fart seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T1#
Wilson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Old Fart is keeping the position for now.
Old Fart bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Wilson's guard. #REVB#
Old Fart trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Old Fart won't allow Wilson to sweep him here.
Old Fart sitting in guard here, content to control.
Old Fart passes Wilson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Wilson is looking for a sweep. Old Fart is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Old Fart wants to pass to mount but Wilson is defending the position.
Old Fart is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB2#
Old Fart is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Wilson defends it well. #T2#
Old Fart is controlling the pace.
Wilson tries to roll over but Old Fart keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Old Fart looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Old Fart tries to stand but can't do so whilst Wilson controls his leg.
Old Fart with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T3#
Wilson manages to get to full guard.
Wilson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wilson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Old Fart's guard. #REVR#
Wilson looking to pass the guard.
Wilson being controlled here momentarily.
Wilson slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Old Fart is trying to control Wilson's posture but Wilson avoids it.
Wilson tries to advance to mount but Old Fart denies him.
Old Fart is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Wilson off and has taken his back!#T4#
Wilson manages to reverse the position and now he's in Old Fart's guard. Nice work there by Wilson.
Old Fart keeping full guard, as Wilson tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Old Fart has his foot on Wilson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wilson works his way back into a safe position though.
Old Fart has control of Wilson's left arm, preventing Wilson from doing any damage.
Old Fart is trying to control the position but Wilson postures up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Old Fart is on top in guard. #REVB#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Old Fart trying to control but Wilson is working from the bottom.
Old Fart not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Old Fart tries to free his leg and advance position but Wilson is retaining full guard.
Wilson looking for a sweep. Not yet Wilson, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jeremy Old Fart will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Wilson.
Mark Wilson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wilson misses with a takedown
and Old Fart connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wilson shoots and misses #TD2#
and Old Fart counters with a nice double leg into side control. Wilson won't be happy with that.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mark Wilson. That's going to take a lot out of him.#SUB2#
Old Fart wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Wilson, who protects the arm well.
Wilson is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Old Fart is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Wilson knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Wilson is looking for a sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Old Fart tries for a kimura but Wilson is defending well.
Wilson is trying to get back to half guard.#T1#
A lull in the action here as Old Fart stalls from top position.
Wilson tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Old Fart wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Old Fart tries to advance to mount but Wilson denies him.
Old Fart wants to lay and pray for a moment but Wilson keeps working. #SUB2#
Old Fart is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Wilson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Old Fart scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Wilson to see if he's OK.
Wilson gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Wilson works his way to full guard. Good work.#T2#
Old Fart trying to control but Wilson is working from the bottom.
Wilson looking for a sweep. Not yet Wilson, not yet.
Old Fart controls from within his opponent's guard.
Old Fart stopping the sweep attempt from Wilson.
Old Fart tries to free his leg and advance position but Wilson is retaining full guard. #SU2#
Old Fart stands and steps away. Wilson gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Wilson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Old Fart counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#TD2#
Wilson gets caught flat footed, as Old Fart shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Old Fart thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Wilson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Old Fart is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T3#
Wilson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Old Fart distracts Wilson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB2#
Old Fart drops back looking for a leg! Wilson is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Wilson manages to kick Old Fart off! Old Fart jumps back into Wilson's guard.
Wilson looking for a sweep. Not yet Wilson, not yet.
Old Fart is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Wilson wants to sweep here but Old Fart controlling him for the moment.
Old Fart seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Old Fart advances position into side control!#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Wilson sneaks back into half guard.#SUB2#
Old Fart is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Old Fart is looking to take a break and control but Wilson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Old Fart scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Old Fart has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Wilson defend it? Old Fart steps over the head and cranks it - Wilson is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Old Fart!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 19, 2018
#R1#
Old Fart fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jab by McGrady.
McGrady has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#TD2#
McGrady looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Old Fart wants to control but McGrady is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Old Fart on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #SUB2#
McGrady is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Old Fart has managed to free his arm - good work.
McGrady has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McGrady lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Old Fart avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McGrady. #SUB2#
McGrady is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Old Fart is looking for a sweep. McGrady is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T1#
McGrady lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Old Fart trying to control but McGrady postures up.
McGrady slips a nice elbow through Old Fart's hands, connecting with Old Fart's forehead.
Old Fart trying to control here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McGrady seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #SUB2#
McGrady seems to be looking for submissions.
Old Fart is trying to get back to full guard.
McGrady looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T2##SUB2#
McGrady in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Old Fart tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from McGrady!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Chosu McGrady!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 11, 2018
#R1#
Old Fart misses with a body shot.
Old Fart fails with a takedown attempt. #CL#
Kong rushes Old Fart and presses him up against the cage.
Old Fart tries to pull guard but Kong forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Kong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Old Fart backwards.
Kong lands an uppercut.
Kong lands a body shot in the clinch. #TD#
Kong gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Old Fart keeping moving, preventing Kong from controlling successfully.
Kong has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Kong throws a strike but Old Fart rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Old Fart throws a big elbow that misses.
Kong manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Old Fart manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Old Fart wants to stand but Kong is controlling the position.
Kong is working Old Fart over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T1#
Kong cracks Old Fart with a solid left hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kong accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kong throws a big right hand that misses.
Kong's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Old Fart working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kong.
Old Fart preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kong throws a big right hand that misses.
Old Fart controls Kong momentarily but Kong frees himself.
Kong has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Old Fart pushes a forearm under Kong's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Kong is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 05, 2018
#R1##TD2#
Old Fart looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Old Fart seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB2#
Old Fart drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Young dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Old Fart pulls Young in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Young drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Old Fart manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Young has Old Fart in his guard.#REVB##T1#
Old Fart slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB2#
Old Fart has gone for a leg lock! Young slips out almost immediately though and dives into Old Fart's guard.#REVR#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Old Fart is on top in guard. #REVB##SUB#
Old Fart stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Young throws up his legs and catches Old Fart in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Old Fart tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Young! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Jarvis Young!

 

Event: Ambe vs Luvic     
Date:   Aug 31, 2018
#R1#
Siu fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#CL#
Old Fart takes the fight into the clinch.
Old Fart goes for a takedown in the clinch but Siu prevents it.
Old Fart drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Old Fart drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Old Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Old Fart prevents a takedown attempt there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart slows down the pace here. #T1#
Old Fart drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #TD#
Old Fart tightens his grip and picks Siu up, before dumping him to the ground. Siu manages to land in guard.
Old Fart stopping the sweep attempt from Siu.
Siu looking to control.
Siu keeping moving, preventing Old Fart from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Siu looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Old Fart is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Old Fart trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T2##SU#
Old Fart decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #TD#
Siu gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Old Fart to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Old Fart pushes down on Siu's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Siu really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Old Fart. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Old Fart wants to take a breather but Siu is having none of it.
Old Fart is controlling the pace.
Old Fart frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T3#
Old Fart lands a heavy elbow.
Old Fart landing shots from mount.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Siu keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Old Fart controlling his opponent.
Old Fart looking to control but Siu is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SU#
Old Fart get's back to his feet.#CL2#
Old Fart tries to keep at a distance but Siu has taken the fight into the clinch.#T4#
Old Fart has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Siu after a bit of a struggle.
Old Fart lands a shot to the body.
Old Fart tries to pull guard but Siu won't allow it.
Siu tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Old Fart just stands there and leans against the ropes.#TD#
Old Fart gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Old Fart passes into half guard.
Siu is refusing to be controlled, as Old Fart sits in half guard.
Old Fart throwing shots but Siu is blocking nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Old Fart is controlling the pace. #SUB#
Old Fart wants to work for an arm triangle but Siu is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeremy Old Fart dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Siu wants to clinch.
Siu shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Old Fart as he jumps to the side.
A quick step to the side and Old Fart tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Siu wants to clinch#TD#
and Old Fart counters with a takedown into side control.
Old Fart lands some shots froms side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart working away.
Old Fart wants to control but Siu is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Old Fart has hold of Siu's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Siu seems comfortable defending it but Old Fart has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Siu is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Siu is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Old Fart couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 05, 2018
#R1##TD2#
Sila feints and as Old Fart raises his hands in defense, Sila changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Old Fart looking for a sweep. Not yet Old Fart, not yet.
Sila passes Old Fart's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Old Fart knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sila on the ground.
Old Fart is trying to get back to full guard.
Sila missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Sila lands a nice short elbow.
Sila throwing shots but Old Fart is blocking nicely.
Sila thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Old Fart's head.
Sila missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Sila not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Old Fart is concentrating on defense, preventing Sila from advancing position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Sila is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Old Fart is trying to get back to full guard.#T1#
Old Fart on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Sila is thwarting Old Fart's attempts to control the position.
Sila not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Old Fart is staying active underneath Sila, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Sila working over Old Fart with some ground and pound. Old Fart looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Sila has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Old Fart is looking to control Sila's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Old Fart avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Old Fart is refusing to be controlled, as Sila sits in half guard.
Ground and pound from Sila.
Sila passes into side control, despite Old Fart's attempt to control the position.
Sila landing strikes. #T2#
Sila in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Old Fart tries to improve position but can't.
Sila works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Old Fart taking a bit of punishment here - Sila scoring with strikes.
Sila scores with punches from side control. #ROC2#
Old Fart is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Old Fart is looking to reverse the position.
Oh Old Fart is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sila lands an elbow.
Old Fart is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Old Fart wants to control but Sila postures up.
Sila tries to stand but Old Fart is controlling his head.
Old Fart seems to have got his legs back now.
Old Fart struggling a bit here.
Old Fart is not content to let Sila control the position.
Sila cracks Old Fart with an elbow. That is naaassty.#T3##SUB2#
Sila is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Old Fart has escaped the position, nice work there.
Old Fart on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Sila is working Old Fart over with some ground and pound from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Sila tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Sila lands some shots froms side control.#SUB2#
Sila wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Old Fart, who protects the arm well.
Sila grinds an elbow into Old Fart's temple. #T4#
Sila in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sila scores with a couple of short elbows.#SUB2#
Sila is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Old Fart is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Sila working the body and head with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Old Fart on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Sila wants to control but Old Fart is keeping him busy.
Sila lands a few punches from side control.
Old Fart struggling a bit here.
Sila controls the position from side control.
Sila landing a few strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Afa Sila dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Sila drives through with a takedown into Old Fart's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Old Fart is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Sila dives into side control. #REVR##SUB2#
Sila tries for a kimura but Old Fart is defending well.
Old Fart is looking for a sweep.
Sila working the ground and pound from side control.
Old Fart tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sila scores with punches from side control.
Sila lands a nice forearm strike.
Sila has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sila is putting a hurting on Old Fart here, landing some big shots from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sila in side control lands a decent elbow. #SUB2#
Sila tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T1#
Sila in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sila scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Old Fart is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Sila can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Afa Sila!
A very excited looking Afa Sila made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 16, 2018
#R1#
Crunch! Beltran slams his shin into Old Fart's torso.
Old Fart doesn't manage to clinch there - Beltran circles away.
Old Fart tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Beltran counters with a three punch combo that has Old Fart backing up. Old Fart nods at Beltran to acknowledge the strikes.#TD#
Beltran fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Old Fart to the ground. Beltran is now in Old Fart's guard.
Beltran looking to sit in guard and control but Old Fart gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Old Fart is looking to advance position but Beltran has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVR#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Old Fart can't escape the position.
Old Fart takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Old Fart controls the position.
Beltran controlling from the full mount. #T1#
Old Fart tries to hold on but Beltran pushes him away.
Old Fart really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Old Fart is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Beltran punishing his opponent with strikes.
Old Fart manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Old Fart tries to roll over but Beltran keeps him under control.#T2#
Beltran missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Beltran connects with a nice short shot to Old Fart's temple.
Old Fart trying to control here.
Beltran is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Old Fart tries to get to full guard but Beltran has control of the leg.
Well, if Beltran is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #SUB#
Beltran is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Old Fart has managed to free his arm - good work. #T3#
Beltran content to control rather than advance.
Old Fart tries to roll over but Beltran keeps him under control.
Old Fart trying to control here.
Old Fart avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Beltran. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Beltran lands with a punch from half guard.
Beltran has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Old Fart wants to improve his position but Beltran is controlling well.
Old Fart keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Old Fart tries to get to full guard but Beltran has control of the leg.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB#
Beltran is working for a submission of some sort.
Beltran looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Beltran dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2##TD#
Beltran drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Old Fart is trying to control Beltran's posture but Beltran avoids it.
Beltran wants to take a breather but Old Fart manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Beltran.
Beltran stopping the sweep attempt from Old Fart.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Beltran trying to control the position from guard on top but Old Fart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Carlos Beltran overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Old Fart working a defensive guard here. #T1#
Beltran won't allow Old Fart to sweep him here.
Beltran pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Old Fart is keeping the position for now.
Old Fart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Old Fart is trying to control the position but Beltran postures up. #SU#
Beltran gets to his feet. Old Fart looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #KD#
Beltran lands a big head kick that sends Old Fart tumbling to the mat! Beltran takes a step backwards and waves Old Fart back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#
Old Fart is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Jeremy Old Fart has been cut.
Old Fart fails with a takedown attempt.#T2#
Old Fart doesn't succeed with the takedown#CL#
and Beltran holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #TD#
Beltran lands a takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Old Fart pulls Beltran in close to his closed guard and prevents Beltran from doing any damage or advancing position.#SU#
Beltran stands up from Old Fart's guard - Beltran perhaps looking for a knockout.
Beltran lands with a kick to the temple. Old Fart shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Carlos Beltran is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T3#
Beltran looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Old Fart is fending him off so far but Beltran persists. Nope, Old Fart circles away and we're back to standing.#TD#
Beltran gets a takedown into half guard.
Old Fart gets full guard.
Beltran postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Beltran stopping the sweep attempt from Old Fart.
Old Fart looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Old Fart is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T4#
Beltran working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Old Fart's head.
Old Fart looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Beltran throwing strikes but missing.
Old Fart is adopting a defensive guard.
Old Fart looking to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Old Fart is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Beltran pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Old Fart is keeping the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Beltran dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jeremy Old Fart's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3#
Old Fart with a lazy takedown attempt
and Beltran counters with a straight right hand.
Old Fart looks to clinch
and Beltran counters with a good, hard body kick but Old Fart shrugs it off.
Beltran shoots in but no luck this time. #CL#
Old Fart tries to keep at a distance but Beltran has taken the fight into the clinch.
Old Fart is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Beltran prevents the takedown attempt.
Carlos Beltran has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeremy Old Fart.
Old Fart looking to slow down the pace here.
Beltran is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Old Fart can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Beltran escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Carlos Beltran is winning the standup battle so far.
Old Fart has a takedown stuffed.#T1##TD#
Beltran shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Old Fart napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Old Fart is letting Beltran control him for a moment.
Old Fart is trying to improve his position.#SUB#
Beltran tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Beltran has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Beltran slows the pace down. #T2#
Beltran lands a decent elbow from side control.
Old Fart prevents Beltran from moving into mount.
Old Fart tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Beltran wants to lay and pray for a moment but Old Fart keeps working.
Old Fart is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#T3#
Beltran misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Beltran gets to mount! Old Fart was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Beltran controlling the pace for now.
Carlos Beltran is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Old Fart is looking to get to half guard.#T4#
Beltran sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Old Fart is wriggling around trying to escape.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Beltran looking to control and managing it successfully.

And that's the end of the fight!
Carlos Beltran showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Beltran has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carlos Beltran!

In his post fight interview, Carlos Beltran started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 10, 2018
#R1#
Lyons defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Old Fart.
Lyons throws a lazy head kick #TD2#
and Old Fart counters with a single leg into guard. Lyons didn't expect that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lyons working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Old Fart.
Lyons pulls Old Fart in close to his closed guard and prevents Old Fart from doing any damage or advancing position.
Old Fart stopping the sweep attempt from Lyons.
Lyons keeping moving, preventing Old Fart from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lyons is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Lyons looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T1##SUB2#
Old Fart drops back, looking for a kneebar! Lyons looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Lyons looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Lyons! #REVR#
Lyons tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Old Fart is trying to control Lyons's posture but Lyons avoids it.
Old Fart manages to get back to half guard.
Lyons stalling.
Old Fart won't allow Lyons to pass to mount. #T2#
Lyons perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Old Fart controlling the position for now.
Lyons wants to advance to full mount but Old Fart doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Lyons controlling from the top position.
Lyons has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Lyons advances position into side control!
Lyons controlling from side mount. #T3#
This is a sustained period of stalling by Lyons.
Old Fart is trying to control Lyons's posture but Lyons avoids it.
Old Fart tries to bench press Lyons off him but Lyons keeps the position.
Old Fart stops Lyons from passing to mount.
Lyons controls the position from side control.
Lyons working away.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Old Fart blocks a head kick by Lyons. #CL#
Lyons clinches with his opponent. #BC#
Lyons breaks from the clinch.
Lyons darts in looking for a takedown but Old Fart gets double underhooks and turns Lyons into the cage.
Lyons misses with a body shot #TD2#
and Old Fart counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Lyons! #SUB2#
Old Fart is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lyons knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lyons can't do much from the bottom here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jeremy Old Fart will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Lyons shoots for a double leg takedown but Old Fart sprawls well. He's pushed Lyons's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A little jabbing left from Old Fart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Lyons is trying hard to land a takedown here. Old Fart sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lyons stuffs the takedown.
Old Fart stuffs the takedown attempt from Lyons. Lyons gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for AJ Lyons. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lyons throws a head kick but Old Fart moves out of range.
Old Fart displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lyons.
AJ Lyons is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Old Fart drives through with a takedown into Lyons's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Lyons wants to hit a switch here but Old Fart passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Lyons there!
Lyons blocking the ground and pound. #T1#
Lyons tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lyons tries to hold on but Old Fart pushes him away. #SUB2#
Old Fart is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Lyons has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Lyons!
Lyons controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Old Fart is adopting a defensive guard.
Jeremy Old Fart has got the better of the ground game so far.
Lyons is stalling in the full guard. #T2#
Lyons seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Old Fart for as long as he can get away with.
Old Fart is trying to control the position but Lyons postures up. #T3#
Old Fart can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lyons controls the pace.
Lyons advances position into side control!
Lyons is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Old Fart's shoulder. That is not cool.
You can see the frustration on Old Fart's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Old Fart is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Lyons's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lyons stops Old Fart from getting back to his feet.
Old Fart is trying to get back to full guard.
Lyons is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Lyons will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Old Fart looks for a takedown but Lyons sprawls well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lyons throws a left and a right that both miss
and Old Fart counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Old Fart moves out of range as Lyons throws a body kick.
Lyons stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Lyons wants it to stay on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jeremy Old Fart will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Lyons goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#CL#
Lyons fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Old Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Lyons prevents the takedown attempt.
Old Fart is trying to drag Lyons to the mat but Lyons just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.#TD#
Lyons pulls guard successfully.
Old Fart looking to sit in guard and control but Lyons gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Lyons won't allow Old Fart to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Lyons sitting in guard here, content to control.
Old Fart is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #T1#
Lyons is stalling in the full guard.
Old Fart keeping full guard, as Lyons tries to pass.
Old Fart trying to control the position.
Lyons's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Old Fart wants to sweep here but Lyons controlling him for the moment.
Lyons controls from within his opponent's guard. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Lyons pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Old Fart is keeping the position for now. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Old Fart shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Lyons as he jumps to the side.
AJ Lyons has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeremy Old Fart.#CL#
Lyons has closed the distance and engaged Old Fart in a clinch. #TD#
Lyons has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Old Fart is trying to keep an underhook but Lyons manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Old Fart is trying to control but can't. #T3##SUB2#
Old Fart looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Lyons pushes past his half guard into mount!
Lyons controlling the position easily from mount.
Lyons wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Lyons takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Old Fart gets back to half guard.#T4#
Lyons not doing much here.
Lyons continues to hold on tight.
Old Fart tries to roll over but Lyons keeps him under control.
Old Fart manages to get to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lyons wants to pass the guard but Old Fart is keeping the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
AJ Lyons showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Old Fart has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... AJ Lyons!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 04, 2018
#R1#
Aoki cracks Old Fart with a good jab.
Aoki lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Old Fart drops his hands momentarily and Aoki takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Old Fart with a poor takedown
and Aoki counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Old Fart gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Aoki .
Aoki changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A low kick from Aoki misses #TD#
and Old Fart counters with a takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Old Fart swings around for an armbar but Aoki sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Old Fart's guard.
Old Fart is trying to control the position but Aoki postures up.
Old Fart can't keep his opponent in guard - Aoki advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Aoki slows the pace down in half guard.
Aoki is continuing to stall.#T1#
Old Fart looks like he's trying to stand up.
Old Fart is looking for a sweep. Aoki is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Old Fart wants to stand back up but Aoki manages to pass into side control.
The referee asks Aoki politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Aoki prefers to stall for the moment though.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Old Fart is trying to improve his position.
Old Fart is working hard here to advance position.
Old Fart is working to avoid the ground and pound but Aoki connects with a decent elbow.
Old Fart struggling a bit here.
The referee asks Aoki politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Aoki prefers to stall for the moment though.#T3##REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Shinya Aoki is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Old Fart avoids a kick to the body.
Old Fart takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Aoki feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Old Farts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Aoki lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Aoki lands with a nice body punch.
Old Fart on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Aoki . Aoki obviously looking to wear him down.
Old Fart takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #ROC2#
Old Fart is rocked!
Aoki throws a body kick that misses.
Oh Old Fart is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Old Fart shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Aoki but Aoki pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Old Fart seems to have got his legs back now.#T4#
Old Fart moves forwards but Aoki connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Aoki throws a nice outside leg kick.
Old Fart needs to keep his hands up - Aoki had a free shot at his head there.
Aoki throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Aoki wants to land a leg kick but Old Fart is out of range.
Aoki bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Old Fart's head backwards.
Aoki throws a lazy body kick #TD#
and Old Fart counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #ES2#
Aoki makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Aoki punishes Old Fart's body with a nice straight punch.
Aoki throws a low kick, looking for Old Fart's leg but Old Fart calmly moves out of range.
Old Fart thinks about countering with a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shinya Aoki dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Aoki works the jab nicely.
Aoki is looking to score with low kicks.
Old Fart misses with a takedown attempt - Aoki sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Aoki lands a jab to Old Fart's midsection.
Aoki connects with a nice looking jab.
Aoki bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A good leg kick by Aoki .
Shinya Aoki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Aoki scores with a decent looking hook.#KD2#
Aoki drops Old Fart with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Old Fart looks back up at him and smiles so Aoki waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Aoki ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Old Fart's jaw. Old Fart's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Aoki does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shinya Aoki !
Shinya Aoki thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 26, 2018
#R1#
McVaughn clobbers Old Fart with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McVaughn scores with a sloppy right hand. Old Fart should have avoided that one.
McVaughn plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
McVaughn moves out of range as Old Fart strikes.
McVaughn lands with a slapping head kick. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Old Fart takes a knee to the side of the body.
Old Fart is looking to take this one to the mat.
McVaughn scores with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A quick uppercut on the inside from McVaughn. #ROC#
Old Fart is rocked!
Old Fart is looking to break free of the clinch but McVaughn has double underhooks.
Old Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can McVaughn finish him?#KD#
McVaughn drops Old Fart onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Old Fart is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
McVaughn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Old Fart in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Old Fart looks winded!
Old Fart takes a knee right on the jaw!
McVaughn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A right hook to the body lands for McVaughn.
A short right from McVaughn on the inside.
McVaughn landing some nice looking knees to the body. #T1#
McVaughn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McVaughn throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Old Farts head.
A fake to the body and McVaughn gets the Thai clinch. He wastes no time and tries to connect with knees to the head. This is dangerous for Old Fart! He should get out! Another devastating knee and Old Fart falls head first to the ground. It's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Gregory McVaughn!
An out of breath Gregory McVaughn thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Mar 06, 2018
#R1#
Aoki blocks a head kick by Old Fart.
Good work by Old Fart as he checks the leg kick.
Old Fart tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Aoki manages to circle out of the way.
Old Fart moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Aoki cracks a nice hook into Old Fart's ribs.
Shinya Aoki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aoki jabs at Old Fart's body.
Old Fart shoots in but no luck this time.
Aoki lands a jab to Old Fart's midsection.
Aoki keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Aoki has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Old Fart shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Aoki defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeremy Old Fart. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A good leg kick by Aoki . #T1#
Old Fart has his takedown stuffed
and Old Fart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aoki bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Old Fart's head backwards.
Old Fart misses with a body kick.#TD#
Old Fart closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Aoki to the mat! Aoki manages to get full guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Aoki holds on and takes a little breather.
Aoki keeping full guard, as Old Fart tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Aoki is on top in guard. #REVB#
Aoki controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T2#
Old Fart not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Aoki pushing down on Old Fart's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Old Fart is controlling Aoki 's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Aoki controlling the action here.
Old Fart is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Aoki jumps into side control!
You can see the frustration on Old Fart's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T3#
Old Fart tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Aoki controlling the position from side mount.
Old Fart can't do much from the bottom here.
Old Fart tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Aoki wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Aoki is staying tight to Old Fart's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Old Fart tries to bench press Aoki off him but Aoki keeps the position. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Aoki is staying tight to Old Fart's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Old Fart struggling a bit here.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Old Fart tries for a takedown but Aoki sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Aoki connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A jab from Aoki finds it's way through Old Fart's defenses.
Old Fart takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #ROC2#
Old Fart is rocked!
Aoki scores with a hook to the body. Old Fart takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Old Fart takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Oh Old Fart is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Aoki drops Old Fart with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Old Fart! Aoki dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shinya Aoki !
Shinya Aoki seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 18, 2017
#R1#
Bernhard scores with a jab to the body.
Bernhard's jab looks to have found its range, popping Old Fart under the eye.
Bernhard scores with a leg kick.
Bernhard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bernhard pushes Old Fart away with a front kick.
Bernhard scores with a nice strike.
Donk. Bernhard catches Old Fart right on the button with a cross.
Bernhard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Old Fart momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bernhard scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bernhard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bernhard buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Old Fart takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #TD2#
Old Fart shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Old Fart with a flurry of punches that miss. #T1#
Old Fart in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bernhard lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Bernhard's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Bernhard passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Old Fart wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Old Fart is being controlled here.
Old Fart tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Old Fart is in all sorts of trouble here.
Bernhard controlling his opponent. #T2#
Old Fart is working to get back to half guard.
Old Fart is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Bernhard takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Old Fart has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Old Fart is working to get back to half guard.
Old Fart wants to hold on but Bernhard pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Bernhard controlling his opponent.
Old Fart tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bernhard controlling from mount.
Bernhard prevents Old Fart from getting the reversal.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bernhard controlling the position easily from mount.
Bernhard wants to stand but Old Fart is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Bernhard tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bernhard tries to get up but Old Fart was controlling his body and he's reversed into guard.
Old Fart trying to control the position from guard on top but Bernhard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Old Fart is looking to work some ground and pound but Bernhard has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paavo Bernhard dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Bernhard lands the left hand.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bernhard.
Bernhard scores with a jab to the body.
Old Fart looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bernhard is fending him off so far but Old Fart persists. Nope, Bernhard circles away and we're back to standing.
Bernhard fakes the leg kick and cracks Old Fart in the body.
Bernhard bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Old Fart's head.
A jab from Bernhard does it's job there.
Bernhard jabs Old Fart right on the nose. Old Fart blinks but takes it well.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bernhard, as that shot connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!#TD2#
Bernhard gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#ES#
Bernhard wriggles free and stands up.
Bernhard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Old Fart can do to turn this around?
Bernhard connects with an inside leg kick.#T1#
Bernhard cracks Old Fart with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Old Fart gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bernhard counters with a stiff right hand.
Old Fart takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Old Fart takes one to the side of the head.
Nice shot by Bernhard.#ROC#
Old Fart is rocked!
Bernhard scores with a hook to the body. Old Fart takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Old Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can Bernhard finish him?
Bernhard steps in with a hook that catches Old Fart right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Bernhard follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Old Fart looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paavo Bernhard!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 24, 2017
#R1#
Doolo lands a nice hook to Old Fart's body. Old Fart takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Doolo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Doolo scores with a sloppy right hand. Old Fart should have avoided that one.
Old Fart takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Old Fart gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#ROC#
Old Fart is rocked!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Old Fart is defended easily by Doolo.
Old Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can Doolo finish him?#TD2#
Old Fart gets the takedown into side control.
Old Fart seems to have recovered his senses.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Old Fart tries to score with some ground and pound. Doolo controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage. #SU2#
Old Fart decides to stand back up.
Doolo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Old Fart.
Doolo throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Old Fart counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Old Fart lands a nice short elbow.#T1#
Doolo trying to get back to full guard but Old Fart takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Old Fart controlling the position easily from mount.
Old Fart throwing strikes here but Doolo is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Old Fart takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
It looks like Old Fart might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Let's hope that Old Fart has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T2#
Old Fart is continuing to stall.#SUB2#
Old Fart is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Doolo is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jeremy Old Fart!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 16, 2017
#R1#
Old Fart tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hawke defends well and Old Fart ends up having to push Hawke into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Old Fart on the wrong end of a nice jab.#CL#
Hawke takes the fight into the clinch.
Hawke pushes Old Fart back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #BC#
Hawke breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Old Fart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Old Fart tries to move into range but Hawke moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Old Fart tries to clinch there but Hawke circles away.
Old Fart fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hawke fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Old Fart gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hawke makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Warren Hawke has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeremy Old Fart.
Old Fart takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hawke darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hawke cracks Old Fart with a good jab.
A lazy left from Hawke finds it's target.#T1#
Old Fart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hawke.
Hawke feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Old Fart's calf.
Hawke punishes Old Fart's body with a nice straight punch.
Old Fart shoots in and drives through. Hawke sprawls well.
Hawke scores with a sloppy right hand. Old Fart should have avoided that one. #CL#
Old Fart gets tackled into the cage by Hawke. Hawke maintains the clinch.
A short uppercut from Hawke. #BC#
Hawke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hawke comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hawke connects with the punch.
Hawke connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hawke delivers a nice body kick.
Hawke has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Old Fart takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#CL#
Hawke fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Old Fart, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
Hawke breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T2#
Hawke stuns Old Fart with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Old Fart takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hawke lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Old Fart has a takedown stuffed.
Hawke feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Old Fart's calf.
Old Fart takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Old Fart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hawke.
Hawke punishes Old Fart's body with a nice straight punch.
Hawke lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hawke keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Old Fart misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hawke fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hawke connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T3#
Hawke lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hawke looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hawke, right into the meat.
Hawke scores with a hook.
Hawke connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Old Fart fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Old Fart's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hawke lands a head shot.
Hawke lands a head shot.
Hawke throws a shot to the body. #CL#
Hawke pushes Old Fart up against the cage in a clinch.
Hawke lands a body shot in the clinch.
Old Fart looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Old Fart is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Hawke working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T4#
A short uppercut from Hawke. #ROC#
Old Fart is rocked!
Hawke lands an uppercut.
Old Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can Hawke finish him?
Hawke lands with a short shot to the head.
Hawke creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Old Fart's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Old Fart drops to his knees and Hawke pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Warren Hawke!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 07, 2017
#R1##TD2#
Old Fart throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Sanchez tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Old Fart is in Sanchez's guard.
Old Fart looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU2#
Old Fart stands up and waves to Sanchez to follow him.
Sanchez looks to clinch #TD2#
and Old Fart counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Sanchez working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Old Fart.
Sanchez is looking to stand up but Old Fart isn't so interested in that idea.
Sanchez is trying to hold Old Fart in close to prevent damage but Old Fart has managed to pass into half guard.
Old Fart missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Old Fart not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Old Fart is trying to control. Sanchez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Sanchez moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Sanchez keeping full guard, as Old Fart tries to pass. #T1#
Old Fart controlling from the top position.
Old Fart trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Old Fart trying to control the position from guard on top but Sanchez is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sanchez manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Old Fart manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Sanchez looking to sit in guard and control but Old Fart gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Old Fart postures up. #T2#
Sanchez being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB#
Old Fart throws a sloppy strike and Sanchez has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Old Fart is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Sanchez!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tommy Sanchez!

 

 
 
 
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