Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: WVT 20: Puto v Newton
Date: Jul 27, 2022

#R1#
Bianchi lands a lovely overhand right.
Shithouse cracks Bianchi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bianchi throws a leg kick which misses Shithouse's front leg but catches the back leg as Shithouse tries to avoid it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bianchi!
Bianchi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shithouse tries a quick counter leg kick but Bianchi is wise to it.
Bianchi throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bianchi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shithouse.
Bianchi misses with a kick to the body.
Shithouse avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Shithouse has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Shithouse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bianchi checks a low kick from Shithouse.#TD#
Bianchi scores with a takedown into Shithouse's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bianchi sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bianchi trying to control the position from guard on top but Shithouse is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Bianchi is pushing down on Shithouse's leg trying to pass to half guard. Shithouse is fighting to maintain full guard but Bianchi has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB#
Bianchi is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Shithouse doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bianchi.
Bianchi is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Shithouse!
Bianchi lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Bianchi putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Shithouse slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.#SUB#
Bianchi is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB#
Bianchi is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T2##SUB#
Bianchi looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Bianchi is thwarting Shithouse's attempts to control the position.
Bianchi is trying to control. Shithouse wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Bianchi seems to be looking for submissions.
Bianchi seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Shithouse does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #T3#
Shithouse keeping hold of Bianchi's head, controlling as best he can.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bianchi is looking to take a break and control but Shithouse is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Bianchi is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Shithouse doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bianchi.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Bianchi in particular looking to stall.
Shithouse tries to get to full guard but Bianchi has control of the leg. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bianchi is looking to take a break and control but Shithouse is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Shithouse has hold of Bianchi's hands but Bianchi slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bianchi is stalling here. Shithouse is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Bianchi seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Shithouse has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Shithouse wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bianchi keeps working.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bianchi can't do much from the bottom here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lorenzo Bianchi dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Bianchi throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bianchi misses with a head kick.
Bianchi lands with a hook. Shithouse tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bianchi uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Shithouse has time to react.
Bianchi throws a head kick but Shithouse moves out of range.
Bianchi checks a leg kick.
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bianchi lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Shithouse checks a low kick from Bianchi.
Shithouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #TD#
Shithouse gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bianchi to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bianchi works over Shithouse with some ground and pound from guard.#T1##SUB#
Bianchi drops back looking for a leg! Shithouse is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Shithouse manages to kick Bianchi off! Bianchi jumps back into Shithouse's guard.
We've been hearing that Bianchi has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Shithouse keeping full guard, as Bianchi tries to pass.
Shithouse trying to keep a closed guard but Bianchi is proving a slippery customer.
Bianchi wants to control from the top but Shithouse keeps moving.
Shithouse is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Shithouse is pulling down on Bianchi's head. It's preventing any offense from Bianchi, at least for the moment.
Bianchi scoring with punches to the head and body. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bianchi stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Shithouse swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bianchi is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shithouse can do to turn this around?
Bianchi wants to control from the top but Shithouse keeps moving.
Shithouse wants to sweep but no luck.
Shithouse working a defensive guard here.
Bianchi wants to control from the top but Shithouse keeps moving.
Shithouse has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Shithouse connects with a nice looking jab.
Lorenzo Bianchi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T3#
Shithouse throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bianchi.
Bianchi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bianchi tries a head kick but it misses.
Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Bianchi, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bianchi backing away here, and Shithouse unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Shithouse misses the target.
Shithouse misses with a straight right.
Bianchi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shithouse takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bianchi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shithouse.
Bianchi looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #T4#
Shithouse misses with a hook.
Bianchi tries to clinch up.
Shithouse lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bianchi staying out of range there.
Bianchi feinted with a counter takedown.
Bianchi misses with a looping left.
Bianchi shoots for a takedown but Shithouse saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
And Shithouse responds with a good body kick, but Bianchi manages to step out the way in time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bianchi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Shithouse misses with a hook.#CL#
Bianchi gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike.
Bianchi blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD#
Bianchi has hold of one of Shithouse's legs. Shithouse is fighting the takedown attempt but Bianchi gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Bianchi slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lorenzo Bianchi dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bianchi throws a sloppy head kick
and Shithouse counters with an outside leg kick. #TD#
Bianchi looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Shithouse has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Bianchi is on him like a limpet, forcing Shithouse back against the cage.
Bianchi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bianchi tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bianchi lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse scores with a nice hook to the head.
Shithouse working Bianchi over with knees to the body.
Shithouse swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shithouse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bianchi misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC2#
Shithouse manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Bianchi.
Shithouse appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T1#
Shithouse swings for the body but Bianchi moves out of range.
Bianchi delivers a nice body kick.
Bianchi is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A head kick from Bianchi lands but Shithouse takes it in his stride.
Bianchi shoots in looking for a takedown. Shithouse tries to sprawl out of it but Bianchi keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Shithouse manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Shithouse feints a counter leg kick.
No luck for Bianchi with that takedown attempt. #TD#
Bianchi gets the takedown into side control. #ES2#
Shithouse explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bianchi lands with a kick to the ribs.
Shithouse throws a wild body kick that Bianchi sees coming a mile off.
Bianchi slips under a jab from Shithouse.
A head kick misses from Bianchi.
Shithouse throws a body punch but Bianchi moves out of range.
Bianchi drops down looking for a counter takedown but Shithouse sprawls and moves away.
Brick Shithouse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bianchi doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bianchi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lorenzo Bianchi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shithouse throws out a leg kick but Bianchi moves out of range and Shithouse only half commits.
Bianchi throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Shithouse throws a jab but it's blocked by Bianchi.
Shithouse shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shithouse connects with a body shot that sends Bianchi's belly button to the back.
Shithouse misses the shot to the body.
Bianchi tries to counter with a takedown but Shithouse is quick to defend against it.#T3#
Bianchi with the inside leg kick.
Bianchi is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shithouse sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Bianchi.
Shithouse lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A head kick from Bianchi lands but Shithouse takes it in his stride.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bianchi moves out of range of the body kick from Shithouse.
Bianchi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Bianchi.
Bianchi throws a hook but Shithouse avoids it easily.
Bianchi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A leg kick checked by Bianchi.
Bianchi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Bianchi scores with a head kick.
Shithouse avoids the head kick by Bianchi.
A countering left hand to the body from Shithouse misses.
Lorenzo Bianchi is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4#
Bianchi moves out of range of the leg kick from Shithouse.
Bianchi attempts a counter takedown but Shithouse avoids it well and moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bianchi throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Bianchi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Shithouse uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bianchi has time to react.
Shithouse looks to score with a jab to the body but Bianchi is just out of range.
A head kick by Bianchi misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bianchi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shithouse sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bianchi darts in trying to clinch
and Shithouse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bianchi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bianchi is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bianchi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
An inside leg kick lands from Shithouse.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Shithouse comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bianchi has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lorenzo Bianchi!
A relieved looking Lorenzo Bianchi thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: WVT 15: Puto v Halo
Date: Jul 10, 2022

#R1#
Darwin blocks a head kick by Shithouse.
It seemed like Darwin was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A low kick from Shithouse is predictable there
and Darwin counters with a series of strikes. Shithouse will be more careful next time no doubt.
Darwin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Darwin cracks Shithouse with an open hand slap.
Brick Shithouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Darwin slips a straight right by Shithouse.
Darwin looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shithouse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Sloppy strikes from Darwin. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fighters circling - Darwin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shithouse misses with a leg kick. #T1#
A big left from Darwin misses.
Nice defenses there by Darwin.
Darwin throws out a counter right but Shithouse avoids it with no problem.
That kick from Shithouse tenderised Darwin's leg. Darwin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Nice cross by Darwin.
Darwin throws a poor cross that misses
and Shithouse counters with a slapping leg kick.
Shithouse connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Darwin throws an overhand right that lands on Shithouse's shoulder, as Shithouse tries to avoid the shot.
Shithouse lands the left hand.
Darwin misses with a head kick.
Shithouse throws a leg kick but Darwin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Darwin tries a quick counter leg kick but Shithouse is wise to it.#T2#
Darwin throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse tries to land a leg kick but Darwin saw it coming and moves away.
Shithouse takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Darwin is looking to slow Shithouse down with leg kicks.
Shithouse blocks a jab.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shithouse misses with the combination.
Shithouse fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Darwin checks it well.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Darwin.#T3#
Darwin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Darwin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a front kick.
Darwin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A jab from Darwin finds it's way through Shithouse's defenses.
Darwin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Darwin looks to score with a jab to the body but Shithouse is just out of range.
Darwin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shithouse scores with a crisp jab that stopped Darwin in his tracks.
Darwin misses the shot to the body. #T4#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Darwin!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shithouse tries to bum rush Darwin with a series of wild strikes but Darwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shithouse lands a nice looking body kick.
Darwin moves out of range of the body kick from Shithouse.
A big right from Darwin misses.
Shithouse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Darwin counters with a three punch combo that has Shithouse backing up. Shithouse nods at Darwin to acknowledge the strikes.#ROC2#Shithouse is rocked!
Darwin drops Shithouse with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Shithouse! Darwin dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Darwin!
Charlie Darwin made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I WANT ANOTHER SHOT AT THE TITLE! IT'S MY TIME'.

Event: WVT 7: Hanayama v Tynkkynen
Date: Jun 05, 2022

#R1#
Shithouse misses with an attempted mid kick.
Shithouse throws a nice outside leg kick. #CL#
Phetboonme rushes Shithouse and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Phetboonme swings wildly with an uppercut but Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shithouse misses with a punch on the inside.
Phetboonme tries to work over Shithouse's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Phetboonme throws a head punch that misses.
Phetboonme has a couple of punches blocked by Shithouse.
Phetboonme has a couple of punches blocked by Shithouse.
Phetboonme tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Phetboonme.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Phetboonme misses with some punches.
Shithouse tries to land a knee to the head but Phetboonme blocks with his arms.
Shithouse swings wildly with an uppercut but Phetboonme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Phetboonme tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phetboonme struggles to land a body shot inside as Shithouse controls his hands. #T1#
Shithouse misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Shithouse.
Phetboonme avoids the elbow strike from Shithouse, against the cage.
Shithouse blocks a body shot from Phetboonme.
Phetboonme lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shithouse tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Phetboonme's elbow.
Phetboonme fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shithouse misses with a punch on the inside.
Phetboonme scores with a nice hook to the head.
Shithouse can't find room to land a body shot as Phetboonme controls the action.
Shithouse tries to work over Phetboonme's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Phetboonme lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Phetboonme cracks Shithouse with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Shithouse fails to land.
Phetboonme struggles to land a body shot inside as Shithouse controls his hands.
Shithouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shithouse misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Phetboonme. #T2#
Phetboonme misses with the head strike.
Phetboonme working aggressively here.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
Shithouse with an attempt at a knee that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phetboonme has a couple of punches blocked by Shithouse.
Phetboonme fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Phetboonme tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Phetboonme.
Phetboonme misses with the head strike.
Shithouse takes a shot to the head.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
Phetboonme swings wildly with an uppercut but Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shithouse misses with a short punch on the inside.
Phetboonme managing to block the knees to the body from Shithouse.
Phetboonme working aggressively here.
Shithouse working aggressively here.
Phetboonme lands a nice uppercut.
Phetboonme swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T3#
Phetboonme tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phetboonme tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shithouse tries to land knees in the clinch but Phetboonme avoids the damage to the body.
Shithouse is trying to push Phetboonme away but Phetboonme has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Shithouse misses with some punches.
Phetboonme stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Shithouse is trying to break the clinch but Phetboonme is controlling him.
Phetboonme's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice left hand lands by Phetboonme.
Phetboonme misses with a punch to the body.
Phetboonme fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Phetboonme creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Phetboonme lands a shot to the body.
Phetboonme blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Phetboonme fails to land.
Phetboonme throws a punch but it's blocked by Shithouse.
Phetboonme fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Phetboonme misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Phetboonme.
Phetboonme blocks an uppercut.
Shithouse swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice left hand lands by Phetboonme.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shithouse.
Phetboonme lands a body punch.
Phetboonme scores with a hook to the body.
Phetboonme swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Phetboonme lands a right hand.
Phetboonme lands an uppercut.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Shithouse throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from Shithouse.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Phetboonme misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shithouse misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Phetboonme.
Phetboonme misses with some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kongchai Phetboonme dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Shithouse looks to land a right hand but Phetboonme moved out of range.
Phetboonme is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shithouse can do to turn this around?
Shithouse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Phetboonme throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Phetboonme.
Phetboonme throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Shithouse throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
As Shithouse tries to get set, Phetboonme tries to push him back and clinch up but Shithouse manages to avoid the attempt.
Shithouse takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Phetboonme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Phetboonme lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shithouse's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shithouse lands a right hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Phetboonme.
Shithouse cracks Phetboonme with an open hand slap.#T1#
Shithouse throws a shot from downtown. Phetboonme moves away and avoids it.
Shithouse waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Phetboonme.
A nice leg kick lands there from Phetboonme.
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
Phetboonme lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shithouse's sensitive parts.
Phetboonme throws a quick inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shithouse.
Phetboonme fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That kick from Phetboonme tenderised Shithouse's leg. Shithouse is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kongchai Phetboonme is winning the standup battle so far.
Shithouse loads up on a big right hand but Phetboonme slips the punch.
Phetboonme ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shithouse moves out of range as Phetboonme strikes.#T2#
Phetboonme closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Phetboonme lands with a straight right. Shithouse didn't see that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Phetboonme throws an off balance right hand
and Shithouse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab lands there for Shithouse.
Phetboonme lands a nice shot that snaps Shithouse's head back.
Shithouse lands a nice looking body shot.
Shithouse scores with a jab. Phetboonme acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Phetboonme lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shithouse has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shithouse and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Shithouse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Phetboonme keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.
A jab from Shithouse does it's job there.
Phetboonme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Phetboonme throws a right hand that misses
and Phetboonme takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T3#
Shithouse pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shithouse throws a head kick that misses.
Phetboonme was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Phetboonme bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Phetboonme lands a leg kick that knocks Shithouse off balance momentarily.
Phetboonme darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Phetboonme.
Kongchai Phetboonme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phetboonme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shithouse.
Shithouse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shithouse cracks Phetboonme with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Phetboonme jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #CL#
Phetboonme rushes Shithouse and presses him up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Phetboonme working aggressively here. #T4#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Phetboonme creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #ROC#Shithouse is rocked!
Shithouse swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Phetboonme doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kongchai Phetboonme has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Shithouse presses Phetboonme against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Phetboonme misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Phetboonme tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Phetboonme.#BC2#
Shithouse breaks the clinch.
Shithouse takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shithouse is still on wobbly legs! Can Phetboonme finish him?#CL#
Phetboonme clinches up against the cage.
Phetboonme swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Phetboonme lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Phetboonme dips a shoulder and cracks Shithouse with a mighty uppercut! Shithouse falls back against the cage and Phetboonme unloads with a barrage of strikes! Shithouse is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Phetboonme screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kongchai Phetboonme!
After the fight, Kongchai Phetboonme was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 21, 2022

#R1#
Lei has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shithouse.
Lei looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
A head kick by Lei misses
and Shithouse counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lei's knee momentarily.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse lands a really nice looking cross but Lei seems unphased.
Shithouse lands with a thumping leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shithouse, as that shot connected. #ROC#Lei is rocked!
Shithouse closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Lei out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
A very excited looking Brick Shithouse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 14, 2022

#R1#
Shithouse lands with a nice body punch.
Lei looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Shithouse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Shithouse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#KD#
Shithouse cracks Lei with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Lei looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Shithouse finish him? #ROC#Lei is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Frito Lei has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse jabs Lei to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Lei is still on wobbly legs! Can Shithouse finish him?
Shithouse is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Lei flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Lei is out cold! Shithouse holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
An out of breath Brick Shithouse thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: CFC 435A: New Genesis
Date: Oct 18, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shithouse throws a big shot that misses.
Shithouse tried to score with a low kick but Tulikoura checks it.
Shithouse connects with a right hand. Tulikoura shakes it off.
Tulikoura throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse blocks a jab.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Shithouse on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tulikoura. Tulikoura obviously looking to wear him down.
Shithouse misses with a combination
and Tulikoura makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Shithouse has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tulikoura scores with a three punch combo!
Tulikoura throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range. #T1#
Shithouse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tulikoura throws the left hand but Shithouse avoids the punch easily.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shithouse scores with a sloppy right hand. Tulikoura should have avoided that one.
Shithouse thows a leg kick but Tulikoura checks it
and Tulikoura connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Tulikoura throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tulikoura throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Tulikoura shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice shot by Tulikoura.
Shithouse pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tulikoura feinted there with a counter leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse throws a right and a left that both miss.#T2#
Tulikoura connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Shithouse swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Tulikoura makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse loads up on a big right hand but Tulikoura slips the punch.
Shithouse looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tulikoura uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Shithouse has time to react.
A slow jab from Tulikoura misses its intended target.
Tulikoura lands a nice shot to the body.
Tulikoura throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tulikoura.
Nice uppercut lands for Tulikoura. That snapped Shithouse's head back. #T3#
Shithouse misses with an uppercut
and Tulikoura counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shithouse's knee momentarily.
Tulikoura dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Shithouse misses with a kick to the body.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Tulikoura misses with a low kick.
Tulikoura on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tulikoura fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shithouse looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shithouse chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tulikoura can pounce on him.
Tulikoura throws a quick inside leg kick.
Shithouse throws an off balance right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a leg kick.
Tulikoura catches Shithouse with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Shithouse misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Shithouse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T4#
Tulikoura scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tulikoura misses with a hook
and Shithouse counters with a straight right hand.
Shithouse misses with a right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tulikoura keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.
It looked like Tulikoura was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shithouse.
Shithouse misses with a low kick.
Tulikoura is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A shot to the liver by Tulikoura. Beautiful body shot.
Tulikoura with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Tulikoura.
Shithouse punishes Tulikoura's body with a nice straight punch.
Tulikoura throws a body kick that misses.
Tulikoura takes one on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johannes Tulikoura dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Tulikoura throws a leg kick but Shithouse sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Shithouse throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tulikoura counters with a leg kick.
Shithouse takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A jab from Tulikoura misses.
Good leg kick by Shithouse.
Tulikoura misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Tulikoura.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tulikoura!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tulikoura throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shithouse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shithouse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tulikoura moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shithouse swings for the body but Tulikoura moves out of range.
And Tulikoura counters with a quick kick to the body but Shithouse blocks it.#T1#
Tulikoura throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tulikoura manages to avoid it.
Tulikoura thuds his shin into the meat of Shithouse's side.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Shithouse might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Tulikoura has got the better of the exchanges.
Tulikoura connects with a body shot that sends Shithouse's belly button to the back.
Some bone on bone action there as Tulikoura checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A low kick lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse misses with a lunging right hand
and Tulikoura cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tulikoura is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Tulikoura takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shithouse throws an overhand right that lands on Tulikoura's shoulder, as Tulikoura tries to avoid the shot.
Tulikoura ducks under a wild hook from Shithouse.
Tulikoura is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shithouse can do to turn this around?#T2#
A bone on bone clash there as Shithouse blocks the leg kick.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Shithouse.
Tulikoura thows a body kick. Shithouse tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Shithouse tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Shithouse takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Shithouse takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tulikoura fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shithouse has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A big left from Shithouse misses.
Tulikoura checks the leg kick.#T3#
Shithouse slips a straight right by Tulikoura.
Shithouse takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
Tulikoura appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Tulikoura.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
Shithouse lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tulikoura will feel that in the morning.
Shithouse misses with a lunging right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a left to the body.
Good work by Tulikoura as he checks the leg kick.
Shithouse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tulikoura counters with an inside leg kick.
Shithouse tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T4#
Tulikoura slips a straight right by Shithouse.
A counter left hand to the body from Tulikoura misses its target.
Shithouse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tulikoura.
Tulikoura has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Tulikoura avoids it.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Tulikoura avoids it.
Shithouse misses with a right hand
and Tulikoura counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shithouse's knee momentarily.
Tulikoura lands a nice hook to Shithouse's body. Shithouse takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tulikoura lands with a thumping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tulikoura throws a leg kick
and Shithouse counters with a right hand to the body.
Shithouse's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tulikoura connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Shithouse scrambles back to his feet.
An inside leg kick lands from Tulikoura.
Tulikoura lands with an uppercut that bounces Shithouse off the cage and back into range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johannes Tulikoura dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Shithouse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shithouse swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The fighters circling - Tulikoura throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tulikoura lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tulikoura misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shithouse.
Shithouse throws out a counter right but Tulikoura avoids it with no problem.
Shithouse throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tulikoura throwing a counter right hand but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Tulikoura does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tulikoura scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Shithouse doesn't seem bothered though.
Shithouse misses with a leg kick. #T1#
A solid leg kick lands there for Tulikoura.
Tulikoura blocks a low kick nicely.
A leg kick checked by Shithouse.
Johannes Tulikoura is winning the standup battle so far.
Shithouse moves out of range of the body kick.
Tulikoura drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tulikoura lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tulikoura avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tulikoura connects with a nice looking jab.
Tulikoura lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shithouse's sensitive parts.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tulikoura.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.#T2#
Shithouse swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Tulikoura blocks the body kick.
Tulikoura throws a leg kick but Shithouse moved away.
Tulikoura lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shithouse lands a head shot.
Brick Shithouse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shithouse thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tulikoura misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shithouse.
Shithouse just misses with a punch to the body.
Shithouse throws a hook but Tulikoura blocks it.
An inside leg kick from Shithouse misses.
Tulikoura thows a left - swing and a miss! #T3#
Tulikoura ducks right into an uppercut from Shithouse.
Tulikoura sizes up Shithouse with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Good shot there by Tulikoura.
Shithouse takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Shithouse lands a lovely overhand right.
Johannes Tulikoura is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd cheers as Tulikoura lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shithouse doesn't seem phased though.
Shithouse misses with a left hand
and Tulikoura counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tulikoura throws a leg kick but Shithouse checks it.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse looks to score with a jab to the body but Tulikoura is just out of range.
Shithouse has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shithouse walks into a jab.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Shithouse rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tulikoura counters with a left to the body.
Tulikoura takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tulikoura looks to score with a jab to the body but Shithouse is just out of range.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Tulikoura avoids it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tulikoura connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A low kick from Shithouse is predictable there
and Tulikoura counters with a right hand to the body.
Shithouse throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tulikoura cracks Shithouse with an open hand slap.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johannes Tulikoura showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tulikoura has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johannes Tulikoura!
In his post fight interview, Johannes Tulikoura started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: Grunge 64: Superfuzz Bigmuff
Date: Sep 18, 2021

#R1#
Corson blocks a jab.
Corson feints the counter takedown.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown.
Corson fails with a takedown attempt.
Shithouse swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Left hook, right uppercut from Corson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Corson tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Corson tries for a takedown but Shithouse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shayne Corson.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Corson.
Corson throws a looping overhand right but Shithouse ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
Corson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Corson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Corson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Corson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Shithouse throws a quick counter kick to the body but Corson avoids it.
Corson is looking to clinch.
Shithouse jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Shithouse lands with an uppercut that bounces Corson off the cage and back into range.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Shithouse looks to throw the jab but Corson is out of range.
Shithouse sets himself, and Corson steps forward looking for the clinch! Shithouse avoids it this time.
Corson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse with a body punch. A glancing blow. #T2#
Corson moves out of range of the body kick.
Shithouse circles away from the clinch attempt.
Corson avoids the body shot from Shithouse.
Corson fails with the takedown.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse lands a really nice looking cross but Corson seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Corson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Shithouse misses with an attempted mid kick.
Shithouse lands with a hook. Corson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #T3#
Shithouse throws a wild body kick that Corson sees coming a mile off.
Shithouse just misses with a punch to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Corson.
Jab by Shithouse.
We've been informed that Corson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#CL2#
Corson instigates a clinch.
Shithouse swings wildly with an uppercut but Corson uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD2#
Corson decides to pull guard.
Shithouse is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB2#
Corson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shithouse can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Corson working a defensive guard here.
Shithouse has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Corson wants to sweep but no luck.
Corson being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Corson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shithouse can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Shithouse throws a nice inside leg kick.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fighters circling - Shithouse throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Corson wants to clinch
and Shithouse counters with a stiff right hand.
Corson fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Corson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Shithouse scores with a nice short uppercut.#T1#
Corson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Shithouse pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Shithouse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. #BC#
Shithouse escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Shayne Corson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shithouse throws a head kick that misses.
Shithouse keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Shithouse appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shayne Corson.
Shithouse lands with a cross.
Shithouse lands a nice looking body shot.
Shithouse throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Corson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Corson can do to turn this around?
Corson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Corson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Corson looks for a takedown but Shithouse sprawls well.
Shithouse feinted there with a counter leg kick.#T2#
Shithouse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Corson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Corson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Corson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Corson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Shithouse sprawls well. Shithouse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Corson gets slowly back to his feet.
Shithouse throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Corson is breathing heavily.#T3#
Shithouse stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Shithouse wants it to stay on the feet.
Shithouse scores with a decent looking hook.
Corson tries to clinch up.#CL2#
Corson has Shithouse up against the cage in a clinch.
Corson tries for a takedown but Shithouse manages to get underhooks.
Shithouse misses with some punches.
Shithouse lands with a light punch inside.
Corson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shithouse walks away with a smile on his face. Corson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Brick Shithouse is winning the standup battle so far.
Corson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.#T4##TD2#
Corson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Shithouse regains full guard. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse can't keep his opponent in guard - Corson advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Corson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Shithouse is not content to let Corson control the position.
Shithouse wants to get back to full guard.
Corson is keen to just control but Shithouse is a slippery customer.
Shithouse trying to control from the bottom.
Shithouse gets back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse stuffs the takedown attempt from Corson. Corson gets slowly back to his feet.
As Corson backs away, Shithouse returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Shithouse jabs at Corson's body.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Corson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Shithouse defends it well.
Corson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Shithouse throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shithouse looks for the body kick but Corson saw that one coming.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shithouse, as that shot connected.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Corson.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
Corson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shayne Corson.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Corson.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Corson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Corson takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Corson with the inside leg kick.
Corson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Shithouse.
Corson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T2#
Shithouse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Corson moves away.
Corson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Corson shoots in and drives through. Shithouse sprawls well.
Shithouse with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Brick Shithouse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Corson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Corson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Corson.#T3#
An inside leg kick lands from Shithouse.
Shithouse smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Corson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shithouse keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Corson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Corson moves forwards but Shithouse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Corson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#TD2#
Corson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Shithouse napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse is not content to let Corson control the position.
Shithouse sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#T4#
Corson trying to mount his opponent but Shithouse defends it.
Shithouse slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Shayne Corson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shithouse seems keen to control Corson's posture.#ES#
Shithouse has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Corson off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Shithouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shithouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brick Shithouse!
Our winner, Brick Shithouse, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: Grunge 60: Mother Love Bone
Date: Aug 22, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse throws an off balance right hand
and Kallio cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Good work by Kallio as he checks the leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kallio!
Shithouse takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A lazy left from Kallio finds it's target.
Shithouse catches Kallio with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kallio goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Shithouse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shithouse takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kimmo Kallio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kallio throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Shithouse has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kallio throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Kallio showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Shithouse.
Kallio is looking to counter punch.#T1#
Shithouse looks to throw the jab but Kallio is out of range.
Jab, jab by Kallio - just one landing.
Kallio just misses with a punch to the body.
A lazy body kick from Shithouse
and Kallio counters with a leg kick.
Kallio tries to bum rush Shithouse with a series of wild strikes but Shithouse uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Shithouse misses with a straight right.
Kallio misses with a low kick.
As Kallio backs off Shithouse throws a huge counter combo but Kallio manages to avoid it all.
Shithouse scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kallio misses with a combination
and Shithouse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kallio connects with the punch.
Shithouse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kallio.
Shithouse was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.#T2#
The fighters circling - Shithouse throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kallio comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Shithouse misses the jab.
Kallio connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse avoids a punch combination nicely.
Shithouse misses with a wild body shot.
Kallio fakes the leg kick and cracks Shithouse in the body.
Kallio explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A head kick misses from Kallio.
Donk. Kallio catches Shithouse right on the button with a cross.
Kallio moves out of range of the body kick from Shithouse.
A low kick from Shithouse is predictable there
and Kallio counters with a good low kick that Shithouse was not able to check. #T3#
Kallio lands with a shot to the body.
Kallio lets loose with a powerful body kick. Shithouse will feel that in the morning.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kallio. Shithouse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kallio tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shithouse was well out of range. Poor timing from Kallio.
Kallio scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kallio swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kallio moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kallio fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Shithouse on the side of the head.
Kallio throws a big shot that misses.
Shithouse does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A quick step to the side and Kallio tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kallio - that will leave a mark!
A solid body kick from Kallio. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good standup being displayed there by Shithouse as he connects with a hook.
Shithouse looks to land a right hand but Kallio moved out of range.
Shithouse misses with a straight right.
Kallio blocks a leg kick.
Shithouse throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big left from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse thows a leg kick but Kallio checks it
and Kallio cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kallio misses with a head kick.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kallio scores with a nice head shot.
Shithouse throws a leg kick which misses Kallio's front leg but catches the back leg as Kallio tries to avoid it.
Shithouse is looking to land body kicks.
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kimmo Kallio dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Kallio lands with a good body shot.
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shithouse appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Kallio's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Kallio duly obliges.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A solid body kick from Kallio.
Kallio on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A low kick from Shithouse misses
and Kallio counters with an outside leg kick.
Shithouse swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kallio lands a leg kick that knocks Shithouse off balance momentarily.
Kallio throws a sloppy head kick and Shithouse moves out of range easily.
Shithouse chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kallio can pounce on him.
Kallio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse misses with a jab to the body
and Kallio counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Kallio connects with a right hand. Shithouse shakes it off.
Shithouse on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kallio. Kallio obviously looking to wear him down.
Shithouse showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kallio.
Shithouse was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kallio looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kallio swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shithouse stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kallio.
Shithouse misses the shot to the body.
Shithouse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shithouse lands with a nice body kick.
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kallio connects with a single shot there.
Shithouse is looking to land body kicks.#T2#
Kallio shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kimmo Kallio is winning the standup battle so far.
Shithouse throws a body kick that misses
and Kallio counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kallio uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shithouse.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kallio throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shithouse misses with a leg kick. #KD2#
Shithouse lands a big head kick that sends Kallio tumbling to the mat! Shithouse takes a step backwards and waves Kallio back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Kallio is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Kimmo Kallio has been cut.
Shithouse thuds his shin into the meat of Kallio's side.
Oh Kallio is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kallio throws a big shot that misses.
Kallio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shithouse.
Shithouse throws a body kick that misses.
Kallio throws a half hearted mid kick.
It seemed like Shithouse was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kallio uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shithouse.
Kallio seems to have got his legs back now.
Shithouse misses with a low kick.
Shithouse throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kallio counters with an inside leg kick.
Shithouse sizes up Kallio with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T3#
A shot to the body from Kallio misses
and Shithouse counters with a low kick, right behind Kallio 's knee.
Kallio misses with a double jab
and Shithouse counters with an inside leg kick.
Kallio avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kallio moves out of range as Shithouse throws a body kick.
Shithouse throws a jab when Kallio was well out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Shithouse blocks the leg kick.
Kallio cracks Shithouse with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kallio swinging wildly here.
Shithouse moves out of range of the body kick.
Shithouse throws the left hand but Kallio avoids the punch easily.#T4#
Shithouse staying out of range there.
Kallio misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shithouse.
Kallio staying out of range there.
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shithouse shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A good leg kick by Shithouse.
Shithouse tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kallio blocks a jab.
Kallio thuds his shin into the meat of Shithouse's side.
An inside leg kick lands from Shithouse.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kallio throws a push kick but Shithouse slaps the foot to one side.
A slow jab from Kallio misses its intended target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kimmo Kallio will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kimmo Kallio's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R3#
Shithouse misses the shot to the body.
Kallio throws a head kick that misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kallio lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shithouse has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shithouse and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kallio is looking to slow Shithouse down with leg kicks.
A low kick from Shithouse misses
and Kallio counters with a stiff right hand.
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Kallio moved away.
Kallio lands with a straight right. Shithouse didn't see that one coming.
Kallio's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Shithouse just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse throws the kick towards the body but Kallio avoids it.
Shithouse gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Shithouse with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kallio to score with a decent uppercut.
Shithouse throws the kick towards the body but Kallio avoids it.#T1#
Kallio throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Shithouse stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kallio lands a nice shot to the body.
Shithouse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shithouse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kallio.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kallio lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shithouse has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shithouse and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kallio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shithouse throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kallio counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A punch combination from Kallio misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Kallio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shithouse misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Kallio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kallio swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kallio. That's going to slow Shithouse down. #T2#
Shithouse throws out a loose jab but Kallio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kallio went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Kallio checks a low kick from Shithouse.
Shithouse just misses with a punch to the body.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut
and Kallio counters with a right hand to the body.
A head kick misses from Kallio.
Kallio moves out of range as Shithouse throws a body kick.
Kallio is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shithouse can do to turn this around?
Kallio throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kallio uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shithouse.
Kallio displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shithouse throws a sloppy head kick and Kallio moves out of range easily.
A little feinted left hand from Kallio on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kallio. That's going to slow Shithouse down. #T3#
Shithouse moves out of range as Kallio throws a body kick.
Shithouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kallio lands a nice looking kick to the body. Shithouse takes a step back to recover.
Kallio moves out of range of the strikes.
Shithouse misses the shot to the body.
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
Kallio checks the leg kick.
A low kick lands for Kallio.
Kallio throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good exchange - Shithouse coming out on top.
Kallio lands with a shot to the body.
Shithouse misses with a wild body shot.
Shithouse throws a one two combo. #T4#
Shithouse throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kallio cracks a nice hook into Shithouse's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shithouse takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kallio fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shithouse has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kallio with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kallio misses the body punch
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab.
Shithouse misses with a left hand
and Kallio counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kallio displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Shithouse on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shithouse takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kallio throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kimmo Kallio clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Kimmo Kallio's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R4#
Kallio tries to close the distance and clinch but Shithouse swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shithouse thows a left - swing and a miss!
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Shithouse might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Kallio has got the better of the exchanges.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shithouse throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kallio lands with a nice body kick.
Shithouse keeps the fight on the outside.
Shithouse only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Nice body kick from Kallio.
Kallio lands a slapping body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kallio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Shithouse was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kallio swings for the body but Shithouse moves out of range.
Kallio with a nice calf kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kallio.#T1#
Kallio misses with a head kick.
Shithouse throws a low kick but Kallio moves out of range easily.
Shithouse lands a leg kick that knocks Kallio off balance momentarily.
Kallio keeps Shithouse at a distance using the push kick.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse looks to land a left hand but Kallio moved out of range nicely.
Kallio throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kallio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shithouse.
It looked like Kallio was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shithouse.
Shithouse moves out of range of the body kick from Kallio.
Shithouse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Good standup being displayed there by Kallio as he connects with a hook.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kallio - that will leave a mark! #T2#
Shithouse waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kallio.
Kallio throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shithouse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kallio misses with a kick to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shithouse! But no joy.
Shithouse moves out of range of the leg kick from Kallio.
Shithouse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shithouse scores with a leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kallio. Shithouse shrugs it off though.
Kallio lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kallio looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A countering left hand to the body from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse connects with a leg kick.
Kallio fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kallio chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shithouse throws a leg kick but Kallio sees it coming and moves out of range. #T3#
Shithouse takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Shithouse stuns Kallio with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kallio connects with a body shot.
Shithouse misses the body punch
and Kallio makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kallio connects with a looping right hand. #CL#
Kallio gets a clinch.
Kallio throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kallio misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Kallio.
Kallio misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Shithouse fails to land.
Kallio can't find room to land a body shot as Shithouse controls the action.
Shithouse blocks a body shot from Kallio. #T4#
Kallio lands a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kallio tries to throw a body punch but Shithouse avoids it by throwing Kallio back against the cage.
Kallio tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kallio.
Shithouse goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kallio misses with a body punch.
Kallio lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shithouse lands a nice shot to the body.
Kallio can't find room to land a body shot as Shithouse controls the action.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kallio misses with a punch to the body.
Kallio cracks Shithouse with a nice body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kallio.
Shithouse has a couple of punches blocked by Kallio.
Shithouse tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kallio blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shithouse scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kimmo Kallio had his way with Brick Shithouse in that round.
The cut man is working on Kimmo Kallio's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
Kallio tries to land a front kick but Shithouse steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kallio just misses with a punch to the body.
Kallio ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shithouse moves away.
It seemed like Shithouse was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Shithouse takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Shithouse moves out of range of the leg kick from Kallio.
Shithouse thows a leg kick but Kallio checks it
and Kallio counters with a leg kick.
Kallio pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Shithouse thows a leg kick but Kallio checks it
and Kallio counters with a two punch combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kallio rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shithouse moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kallio fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse throws a counter combo.
Shithouse attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kallio takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #T1#
Kallio throws a right hand that misses
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Kallio.
Shithouse throws the kick towards the body but Kallio avoids it.
Shithouse misses with a wild body shot.
Shithouse is looking to land body kicks.
Kallio misses with a leg kick
and Shithouse counters with a two punch combo.
Kallio slips a jab and a cross from Shithouse.
Kallio is looking for a counter combo.
Shithouse gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kallio lands a jab to Shithouse's midsection.
Shithouse tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kallio is able to avoid easily.
Kallio staying out of range there.#T2#
A punch lands to the side of Kallio 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kallio tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shithouse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shithouse bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kallio's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shithouse is looking to chop away at Kallio's legs.
Brick Shithouse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kallio throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Kallio connects with a leg kick.
Kallio works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Shithouse looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A good leg kick by Kallio.
Kallio sizes up Shithouse with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kallio works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#T3#
Kallio misses with a jab to the body
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#Kimmo Kallio's cut is getting worse.
Shithouse's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kallio connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Shithouse scrambles back to his feet.
Shithouse takes one to the chin there.#CL#
Kallio has Shithouse up against the cage in a clinch.
Kimmo Kallio is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A hook to the body from Kallio.
Kallio tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
Kallio lands with a light punch inside.
Kallio tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shithouse working aggressively here.
Kallio can't find room to land a body shot as Shithouse controls the action.
Shithouse softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Kallio swings wildly with an uppercut but Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shithouse prevents a body shot from Kallio. #T4#
Kallio tries to throw a body punch but Shithouse avoids it by throwing Kallio back against the cage.
Shithouse creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kallio's defenses.
Shithouse presses Kallio against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Shithouse misses with a body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse misses with the head strike.
Shithouse lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kallio.
Shithouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Shithouse lands an uppercut.
Kallio misses with a body punch.
Kallio tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse working aggressively here.
Kallio tries to work over Shithouse's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Shithouse fails to land.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kallio.
Shithouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Shithouse lands a body punch in the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Kimmo Kallio.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kallio, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 50:45
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 49:47
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kimmo Kallio!
Kimmo Kallio retains his welterweight title!
Kimmo Kallio thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Grunge 56: Dark Days
Date: Jul 25, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse blocks a low kick nicely.
Ram Rocker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Shithouse takes a swing at Rocker's ribcage but misses.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rocker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shithouse moves away.
Shithouse punishes Rocker's body with a nice straight punch.
Rocker loads up on a big right hand but Shithouse slips the punch.
Rocker connects with an inside leg kick.
Rocker throws a lazy right hand but Shithouse sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rocker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shithouse manages to avoid it.
Shithouse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocker misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rocker lands a nice looking body shot.
Rocker stuns Shithouse with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rocker misses with a hook.
Shithouse was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rocker. That did some damage!#T1#
Rocker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Rocker looks to land a right hand but Shithouse moved out of range.
Rocker throws a hook but Shithouse avoids it easily.
Shithouse takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nice shot lands for Rocker.
Rocker throws a hook to the side of Shithouse's head but Shithouse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rocker defending well as Shithouse loads up on a big left hand.
Rocker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rocker throws a right hand that misses
and Shithouse counters with a nice kick to the body.
Rocker misses with a hook
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#It looks like Ram Rocker has been cut.
Rocker throws a body shot but no joy.
It seemed like Shithouse was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Shithouse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rocker.
Shithouse replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rocker blocks it well.
Rocker missing with a left hand there. Shithouse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rocker swings widly with a right hand
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rocker, as that shot connected.
Rocker thumps Shithouse with a low kick.
Nice body kick from Shithouse.
Rocker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Shithouse digs a good hook to Rocker's body.
Rocker throws a lazy uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a nice uppercut.
Shithouse tests Rocker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rocker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shithouse throws out a counter right but Rocker avoids it with no problem.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rocker misses with a straight right.
Rocker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rocker throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse walks into a left hand.
Rocker throws a lazy uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT2#Ram Rocker's cut is getting worse.#T3#
The fighters circling - Rocker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rocker connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Shithouse's hands.
Shithouse checks a leg kick.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rocker scores with a jab.
Rocker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Shithouse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Rocker.
Shithouse dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rocker. That did some damage!
Rocker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good work by Shithouse as he checks the leg kick.
Shithouse appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shithouse scores with a hook to the body. Rocker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Rocker takes a swing at Shithouse's ribcage but misses.
Rocker works the jab nicely.
Shithouse throws a right hand that misses
and Rocker counters with an inside leg kick. #T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Rocker.
Rocker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Shithouse's head backwards.
A head kick by Shithouse misses
and Rocker counters with a slapping leg kick.
Rocker misses with an uppercut.
Rocker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Shithouse has time to react.
Rocker throws a combination. Shithouse tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rocker.
As Rocker backs off Shithouse throws a huge counter combo but Rocker manages to avoid it all.
Shithouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rocker was well out of range. Poor timing from Shithouse.
Rocker slips under a jab from Shithouse.
Rocker misses with a right hand
and Shithouse counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rocker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An inside leg kick lands from Shithouse.
Shithouse avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Ram Rocker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ram Rocker's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Rocker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Shithouse throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rocker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rocker clobbers Shithouse with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Rocker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Shithouse.
Rocker throws the left hand but Shithouse avoids the punch easily.
Rocker connects with the punch.
Rocker connects with a single shot there.
Shithouse takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Shithouse ducks under a wild hook from Rocker.
Ram Rocker is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rocker scores with a shot to the body.
Rocker scores with a hook.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Shithouse might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Rocker has got the better of the exchanges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Rocker misses its intended target.
Rocker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shithouse appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T1#
Shithouse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rocker.
Rocker connects with the punch.
Rocker throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse thuds his right hand into Rocker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Rocker throws a head kick but Shithouse moves out of range.
Rocker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rocker moves away from the strike by Shithouse.
Nice uppercut there from Shithouse.
Shithouse takes one on the button.
Rocker misses with a body shot.
Rocker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Rocker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Rocker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.
Rocker misses with a body shot. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rocker stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rocker throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rocker manages to avoid it.
Rocker connects with a jab.
Shithouse takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Rocker walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shithouse has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rocker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Rocker.
Rocker connects with the punch.
Rocker lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rocker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shithouse throws a jab when Rocker was well out of range.
Rocker throws a hook to the side of Shithouse's head but Shithouse sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rocker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #T3#
Shithouse lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #CUT2#Ram Rocker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice cross by Shithouse.
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Rocker moved away.
Rocker throws a low kick but it's checked well by Shithouse.
Shithouse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shithouse swinging wildly here.
It looked like Rocker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse moves away from the strike by Rocker.
Rocker throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab.
Shithouse throws a hook but Rocker avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rocker. Shithouse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shithouse motions for Rocker to come forward. Shithouse throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Shithouse lands the left hand.
Shithouse moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rocker's sensitive parts.
Shithouse throws a predictable looking body shot
and Rocker counters with an outside leg kick.
Rocker misses with a lunging right hand
and Shithouse counters with a low kick, right behind Rocker 's knee.
Rocker moves out of range of the body kick.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a left to the body.
Nice defenses there by Shithouse.
A telegraphed right hand from Rocker misses the target.
Shithouse flicks out a counter leg kick but Rocker steps away.
Shithouse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rocker.
Shithouse keeps Rocker at a distance using the push kick.
Shithouse takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rocker swings for the body but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shithouse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rocker.
Shithouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rocker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ram Rocker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ram Rocker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse tests Rocker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big left from Shithouse misses.
Shithouse takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rocker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rocker misses with an uppercut
and Shithouse counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shithouse avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rocker cracks Shithouse with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shithouse bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rocker's head.
Rocker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shithouse.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rocker in his tracks. #ROC2#Rocker is rocked!#CUT2#Jeez, Ram Rocker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Shithouse attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Oh Rocker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shithouse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rocker throws a lazy head kick
and Shithouse counters with a crisp right that sends Rocker to the canvas! Shithouse follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!
A very excited looking Brick Shithouse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Grunge 52: Freedom
Date: Jul 04, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shashi's sensitive parts.
Good shot there by Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a right hook to the body.
Shithouse leaves Shashi with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Nice defenses there by Shashi.
Shashi feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Shashi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A punch combination from Shashi misses.
Shashi misses with a takedown attempt
and Shithouse makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Shashi really felt that one!
Shithouse does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Shithouse connects with a body shot.
Shashi shoots in and drives through. Shithouse sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cajetan Shashi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shashi tries to close the distance and clinch but Shithouse swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse throws a hook to the side of Shashi's head but Shashi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shashi keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.#T1#
Some wild striking there from Shashi.
Shashi doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Shithouse connects with an inside leg kick.
Shashi throws a head kick but Shithouse moves out of range.
Shashi scores with a head kick.
Shashi walks into a left hand.
Shithouse fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Shashi is out of range.
Shithouse jabs at Shashi's body.
Shashi blocks a leg kick.
Shashi gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shithouse counters with a right hand to the body. #T2#
Shashi shoots in but Shithouse avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown attempt from Shashi. Shashi gets slowly back to his feet.
Shithouse throws out a counter right but Shashi avoids it with no problem.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd cheers as Shashi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shithouse doesn't seem phased though.
Shithouse scores with a leg kick.
Shashi throws an overhand right that lands on Shithouse's shoulder, as Shithouse tries to avoid the shot.
Cajetan Shashi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Shithouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown.
Shithouse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Shashi tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it.
Shithouse tries to land a leg kick but Shashi saw it coming and moves away.
An attempted straight right counter from Shashi misses the target.#T3##TD#
Shithouse gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Shithouse wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Shashi throwing strikes but missing.
Shithouse not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shithouse pulls Shashi in close to prevent any damage.
Shithouse trying to keep a closed guard but Shashi is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4##SUB2#
Shithouse working for a triangle but Shashi defends it easily.
Shithouse looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.#SUB2#
Shithouse has an active guard here but Shashi has managed to pass into half guard. #SUB#
Shashi is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Shithouse throws a low kick but Shashi avoids it.
Shithouse connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Shashi fails to land with a series of punches.
Shashi misses with a hook to the body
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Shithouse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Shashi.
Shashi connects with a looping right hand.
Shithouse lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shashi darts in trying to clinch
and Shithouse counters with a low kick, right behind Shashi 's knee. #TD#
Shashi throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Shithouse was covering up waiting for the punch and Shashi finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Shithouse is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T1##SUB2#
Shashi avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Shashi missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Shithouse keeping moving, preventing Shashi from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Shashi drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Shashi jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Shashi loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shithouse wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Shashi looking to pass the guard. #ES2#
Shithouse has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Shashi has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Shithouse breaks from the clinch.
Shithouse takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Shashi throws a nice looking combination but Shithouse bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Shashi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shashi needs to keep his hands up - Shithouse had a free shot at his head there.
Shashi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T3#
Shashi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shithouse has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Shithouse moves out of range of the strikes.
Shithouse appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Shithouse.
Shithouse tries a low kick but Shashi avoids it.
Shashi gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shashi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shithouse with a hook.#TD#
Shithouse gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Shashi to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Shithouse looking to control. #T4#
Shithouse lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB##SUB#
Shashi working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Shithouse has passed into half guard!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shashi is trying to control but Shithouse manages to pass to mount!
Shithouse avoids the attempt from Shashi to control.
Shashi tries to get back to half guard but can't. #SU2#
Shithouse is standing up, even though he is in mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CL#
Shashi gets a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Shashi takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shithouse throws a punch but it's blocked by Shashi.
Shithouse looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A hook to the body from Shithouse.
Shithouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse digs a right hand underneath Shashi's ribcage. Shashi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Shithouse tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shithouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Shashi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shithouse walks away with a smile on his face. Shashi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Shashi with a poor takedown
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab. #KD2#
Shithouse lands a big right hand that sends Shashi crashing to the mat! Shithouse stays standing though and waves Shashi back to his feet!#ROC2#Shashi is rocked!#T1#
Shithouse defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Shashi.
Oh Shashi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cajetan Shashi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shithouse knocks out Shashi with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Shithouse before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Shithouse picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
A very excited looking Brick Shithouse made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Grunge 45: They Live
Date: May 16, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#CL2#
Mason gets a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mason. #BC2#
Mason's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mason walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shithouse misses with a wild body shot.
Mason fails with the takedown.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mason manages to avoid it.
Mason takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Mason moved away.
Shithouse looks to score with a jab to the body but Mason is just out of range.
Shithouse throws a half hearted mid kick.
Mason avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shithouse moves into range and connects with a jab.
Shithouse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mason shoots in but no luck this time.
Mason shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Shithouse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bea Mason.
Mason looks winded!#T1#
Shithouse jabs Mason to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mason with a lazy takedown attempt
and Shithouse connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shithouse throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mason on the side of the head.
Shithouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mason was well out of range. Poor timing from Shithouse.
Mason takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mason tries to clinch up but Shithouse circles away and keeps his distance.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mason has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A nice leg kick lands there from Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the jaw.
Mason fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Mason wants to clinch.#T2#
Shithouse throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD2#
Mason scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Shithouse is refusing to be controlled, as Mason sits in half guard.
Shithouse is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Mason missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Shithouse has his hands clasped together around Mason's back. He's all about the action.
Mason is trying to control the action in half guard but Shithouse is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T3##SUB2#
Mason is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Shithouse wants to improve his position but Mason is controlling well.
Shithouse is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mason's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mason's back!
I would not like to be Mason right now. #SUB#
Shithouse looking to break Mason's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Mason remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Shithouse will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#T4#
Mason just trying to survive but Shithouse is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Mason prevents Shithouse from getting a body triangle.
Shithouse controls the action.
Shithouse trying to control.#SUB#
Shithouse looking for the choke from the back.
Shithouse controls the action.
Mason wants to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Mason tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Shithouse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shithouse scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shithouse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shithouse tries to score with a low kick but Mason moves his leg out of the way.
Shithouse connects with a body shot that sends Mason's belly button to the back.
Mason defending well as Shithouse loads up on a big left hand.
Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Mason, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Shithouse half committed to a counter leg kick.
Shithouse throws a body kick that misses.
Shithouse throws a body shot but no joy.
Mason closes the distance looking to clinch
and Shithouse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mason tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it.
Mason shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Mason is breathing heavily.#T1#
Mason takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mason looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mason misses with a takedown
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bea Mason.
Mason avoids the body shot from Shithouse.
Mason keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shithouse.
Mason takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Shithouse throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Shithouse connects with a body shot that sends Mason's belly button to the back.
Shithouse cracks Mason with a good jab.
Mason tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mason takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mason can do to turn this around?
Shithouse feints and then cracks Mason's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mason down.
Bea Mason is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Mason, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T2#
Shithouse scores with a nice head shot.
Shithouse connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mason's hands.
Mason fails to land the takedown.
Mason finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Shithouse's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Mason falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!
A pretty intense looking Brick Shithouse took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.

Event: Grunge 43: Pearl Jam
Date: May 01, 2021

#R1#
Sturmovik throws out a loose jab but Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shithouse moves out of range as Sturmovik strikes.
Shithouse has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Sturmovik misses with a body shot.
A combination from Sturmovik does no damage.
Sturmovik rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Shithouse counters with a nice uppercut.
Sturmovik throws a body punch but Shithouse moves out of range.
Sturmovik wants to clinch but Shithouse slips to the side
and Shithouse connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sturmovik on the wrong end of a nice hook.#CUT2#It looks like Kirov Sturmovik has been cut.
Sturmovik throws a looping overhand right but Shithouse ducks down to avoid it.
Shithouse is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sturmovik with a body shot.
Sturmovik gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shithouse.
Shithouse thuds a left hand into Sturmovik's body.
Shithouse scores with a leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shithouse throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sturmovik fails with an attempt to clinch.
Shithouse lands the left hand.
Shithouse swinging wildly here. #T1#
Sturmovik looks to land a left hand but Shithouse moved out of range nicely.
A little jabbing left from Shithouse on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Sturmovik doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shithouse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sturmovik swings wildly with an uppercut but Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sturmovik blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shithouse doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sturmovik throws a head punch that misses.
Shithouse misses with the head strike.
Shithouse blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Sturmovik - that landed with a thud.
Our sources have told us that Sturmovik has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Sturmovik lands with a light punch inside.
Sturmovik swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sturmovik digs a right hand into Shithouse's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shithouse's gas tank.
A short right from Sturmovik.
Shithouse misses with a body punch.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sturmovik. #T2#
Sturmovik tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shithouse misses with some punches.
Sturmovik lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sturmovik has a couple of punches blocked by Shithouse.
Sturmovik lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shithouse tries a body shot but Sturmovik blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Sturmovik.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
Sturmovik blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sturmovik scores with a hook to the body.
Shithouse misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shithouse lands an uppercut.
Sturmovik working aggressively here.
Sturmovik throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sturmovik.
Shithouse softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Sturmovik has a couple of punches blocked by Shithouse.
Shithouse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shithouse digs a right hand into Sturmovik's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sturmovik's gas tank.
Shithouse misses with the head strike. #T3#
Sturmovik tries to work over Shithouse's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shithouse prevents a body shot from Sturmovik.
Shithouse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Shithouse fails to land.
Nice body punch from Sturmovik - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sturmovik.
Sturmovik lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shithouse backwards.
Shithouse tries a knee to the head but Sturmovik blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Sturmovik scores with a nice short uppercut.#BC2#
Shithouse breaks from the clinch.
Sturmovik misses with a left hand
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Sturmovik wants to clinch
and Shithouse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Shithouse will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A good leg kick by Shithouse. #CL#
Sturmovik gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sturmovik creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Sturmovik softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T4#
Sturmovik swings wildly with an uppercut but Shithouse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shithouse is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sturmovik is defending well for now.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
Shithouse throws a knee to the head but misses.
Shithouse lands a body shot.
Sturmovik misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sturmovik lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sturmovik makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shithouse.
Sturmovik lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shithouse is trying to force a seperation but Sturmovik has the dominant position.
Shithouse lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sturmovik backwards.
Sturmovik lands with a right to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short body shot lands from Sturmovik as the two fighters clinch.
Shithouse lands with a left to the head.
Shithouse blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Sturmovik on the inside.
Sturmovik is leaning against Shithouse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kirov Sturmovik dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kirov Sturmovik's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Sturmovik lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shithouse circles away quickly and effectively.
Sturmovik looks to score with a jab to the body but Shithouse is just out of range.
Sturmovik misses with a wild combination.
A slow jab from Sturmovik misses its intended target.
Sturmovik has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A slow jab from Shithouse misses its intended target.
A big left from Sturmovik misses. #CL#
Sturmovik clinches up with Shithouse and pushes him back against the cage.
Shithouse lands a knee to the body.
Sturmovik lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sturmovik swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC2#
Shithouse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Shithouse lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sturmovik misses with an uppercut. Shithouse saw that one coming.
And Shithouse responds with a good body kick, but Sturmovik manages to step out the way in time.
Shithouse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shithouse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sturmovik moves away.#T1#
Shithouse takes one to the side of the head.
Shithouse stuns Sturmovik with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Shithouse connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sturmovik's hands.
Sturmovik blocks the body kick.
Sturmovik was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kirov Sturmovik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse lands with a thumping leg kick.
A jab from Shithouse does it's job there.
Sturmovik tries to clinch up.
Shithouse let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sturmovik tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Shithouse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Brick Shithouse seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sturmovik throws a jab but it's blocked by Shithouse.
Sturmovik connects with a nice cross there... Shithouse is looking wobbly and Sturmovik recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Shithouse to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Sturmovik jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kirov Sturmovik!
An out of breath and clearly excited Kirov Sturmovik thanked Knock Out Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

Event: Grunge 39: Don’t Follow
Date: Mar 27, 2021

#R1#
Cup misses with a hook
and Shithouse cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Cup misses.
Nice defenses there by Shithouse.
Cup misses with an uppercut.
Shithouse staying out of range there.
Donk. Cup catches Shithouse right on the button with a cross.
A solid body kick from Shithouse.
Cup cracks Shithouse with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Shithouse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Shithouse finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cup lunges at Shithouse with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Shithouse's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cup tries to clinch
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Shithouse throws a front kick that sends Cup stumbling back into the cage.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse pushes Cup away with a front kick.
Cup on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Cup needs to keep his hands up - Shithouse had a free shot at his head there.
Cup throws the kick towards the body but Shithouse avoids it.
Cup ducks right into an uppercut from Shithouse.
Cup stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.#T1#
Cup throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shithouse counters with a thumping low kick.
Shithouse plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Cup throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cup rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #KD#
and Shithouse counters with a nice right hand that sends Cup toppling to the canvas! Cup scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Shithouse finish him?!#ROC#Cup is rocked!
Cup swings widly with a right hand
and Shithouse counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brick Shithouse!
Brick Shithouse took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
Red Cup spoke after the fight, saying 'That wasn't fun.'.

Event: Grunge 32: Green River
Date: Jan 31, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse with the inside leg kick.
A low kick from Steel is predictable there
and Steel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shithouse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Steel moves out of range of the strikes.
Shithouse throws a shot from downtown. Steel moves away and avoids it.
A jab lands there for Shithouse.
Steel avoids a kick to the body.
Shithouse buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Steel lands with a hook. Shithouse tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Shithouse looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Shithouse has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Steel chopping away at his opponent's legs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Steel connects with a looping right hand.
Steel loads up on a big right hand but Shithouse slips the punch.
A quick step to the side and Shithouse tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shithouse feints and then cracks Steel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Steel down.
Shithouse looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Shithouse's jab looks to have found its range, popping Steel under the eye.
Decent striking displayed by Shithouse there.
Shithouse is looking to score with low kicks.
Shithouse throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Steel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Steel throws the left hand but Shithouse avoids the punch easily.#T1#
Steel takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Shithouse swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shithouse scores with a hook.
Steel misses with an attempted mid kick.
Steel missing with a left hand there. Shithouse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Steel scores with a nice strike.
Nice shot lands for Steel.#ROC2#Shithouse is rocked!
Steel lands an uppercut, right on the button! Shithouse tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Butch Steel!
Butch Steel decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: Grunge 28: Seaside Suicide
Date: Jan 03, 2021

#R1#
Shithouse delivers a nice body kick.
Liguy shoots and misses
and Liguy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Liguy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Liguy shoots in but Shithouse avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Liguy darts in looking for a takedown but Shithouse gets double underhooks and turns Liguy into the cage.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oleg Liguy.
Danga de danga de dang - Shithouse scores with a four punch combination!
Liguy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shithouse connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Oleg Liguy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse stuffs the takedown.
A slapping leg kick lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Liguy takes one to the side of the head.
Liguy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shithouse manages to avoid it.#TD2#
Liguy shoots in and gets a takedown into Shithouse's guard.

Shithouse pushes Liguy off and gets back to his feet.
Shithouse has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Shithouse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T1#
Liguy shoots in for a takedown but Shithouse shows good takedown defense.
Shithouse was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shithouse fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Liguy misses with a takedown attempt - Shithouse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Liguy with a lazy takedown attempt
and Shithouse counters with a nice uppercut.
Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Liguy, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Liguy fails with the takedown.
Liguy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Shithouse slaps away a takedown attempt from Liguy, before circling back to the center of the mat.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse connects with the punch.
Shithouse scoring well with a low kick there.
Liguy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Shithouse swivels and escapes.#T2#
Shithouse keeps Liguy at a distance using the push kick.
Liguy looks winded!
Liguy takes a kick to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse connects with an inside leg kick.
Shithouse scores with a hook to the body. Liguy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Liguy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Liguy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Shithouse as he jumps to the side.
Shithouse is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Shithouse tests Liguy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shithouse lands a nice shot to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
A left lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A jab from Shithouse does it's job there.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse lands a slapping body shot.
Liguy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Liguy.#T3#
Shithouse thuds a left hand into Liguy's body.
Shithouse's jab looks to have found its range, popping Liguy under the eye.
That kick from Shithouse tenderised Liguy's leg. Liguy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Nice takedown defense from Shithouse. No joy for Liguy on that attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from Shithouse misses the target.
Shithouse connects with a single shot there.
Shithouse lands a jab to the head.
Liguy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Shithouse scores with a leg kick.
Shithouse thuds his right hand into Liguy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Liguy takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #ROC#Liguy is rocked!
A good leg kick by Shithouse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Liguy is looking to score with low kicks.
Shithouse chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shithouse connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Liguy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T4#
Liguy fails to land the takedown.
Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Liguy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Shithouse lands with a shot to the body.
Shithouse throws a head kick that Liguy semi-blocks.
Liguy misses with an uppercut
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
Shithouse blocks a jab.#CL#
Shithouse instigates a clinch.
Liguy misses with a punch to the body. #BC#
Shithouse manages to break the clinch.
Liguy looks to land a right hand but Shithouse moved out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Liguy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Liguy shoots for a takedown but Shithouse saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Shithouse lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#CL#
Shithouse takes the fight into the clinch.
Shithouse unloads a knee to the mid-section. Liguy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##TD2#
Shithouse gets caught flat footed, as Liguy shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Shithouse is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Shithouse lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Shithouse sitting in guard here, content to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.#T1#
Liguy looking to control.
Shithouse engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Liguy can do to turn this around?#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Shithouse postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Liguy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Shithouse.
Shithouse throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Liguy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shithouse scores with a spinning back kick!#T3#
Liguy dives in and grabs Shithouse's left leg, looking for a takedown. Shithouse pushes down on Liguy's head and hops out.
Liguy takes one on the button.
Shithouse cracks Liguy with a good jab.
Shithouse scores with a leg kick.
Liguy shoots for a double leg takedown but Shithouse sprawls well. He's pushed Liguy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Shithouse lands a leg kick that knocks Liguy off balance momentarily.
Shithouse connects with a nice looking jab.
Liguy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Shithouse swivels and escapes.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oleg Liguy.
Good leg kick by Shithouse.
Liguy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A left lands for Shithouse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Liguy throws a lazy uppercut
and Shithouse makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Liguy is breathing heavily.
Shithouse lands with a cross.
Liguy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Liguy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Shithouse's waist but Shithouse gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Liguy off to one side.
Liguy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Liguy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Liguy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Shithouse chopping away at his opponent's legs. #T4#
Liguy tries for a takedown but Shithouse circles away easily
and Shithouse counters with a nice uppercut.
Liguy is still on wobbly legs! Can Shithouse finish him?
Liguy has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Shithouse.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the body.
Liguy seems to have recovered his senses.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #TD2#
Liguy looking to score a takedown here. Shithouse is defending well but Liguy drives through and ends up in Shithouse's guard.
Shithouse is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR##SUB#
Shithouse looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Shithouse content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Shithouse scores with a crisp jab that stopped Liguy in his tracks.
Brick Shithouse is winning the standup battle so far.
Both fighters circling a little - Shithouse finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Shithouse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Liguy.
Shithouse scores with a kick to the midsection.
Liguy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Shithouse. That one must have hurt.
A solid body kick from Shithouse.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Shithouse. Liguy shrugs it off though.
Liguy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A nice leg kick from Shithouse, right into the meat of the thigh.
Shithouse lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Shithouse pushes Liguy up against the cage in a clinch.
Shithouse stalling the fight.
Shithouse working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T1#
Shithouse lands an elbow inside that Liguy shrugs off.
Shithouse scores with a hook to the body.
Still in the clinch, Shithouse scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shithouse scores with a nice hook to the head.
Shithouse lands with a left to the head.
Shithouse blocks an uppercut.
Shithouse lands a left hand that snaps the head of Liguy backwards.
Shithouse lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Liguy backwards.
Shithouse lands a hook that snaps the head of Liguy backwards.
Liguy tries to work over Shithouse's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shithouse lands a left hand.
Shithouse lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shithouse throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Shithouse. #BC#
Shithouse manages to break the clinch.
Shithouse jabs Liguy right on the nose. Liguy blinks but takes it well.
Liguy throws an off balance right hand
and Shithouse scores with a counter punch that sends Liguy to the canvas! Shithouse smells blood - he's punishing Liguy with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Liguy has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!

Event: Grunge 23: Dirt
Date: Nov 21, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Shithouse.
A left lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Grena throws a series of punches but Shithouse avoids them all with ease.
Shithouse lands a body shot.
Grena is looking to clinch but Shithouse is avoiding it.
A jab from Shithouse finds it's way through Grena's defenses.
Nice shot lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grena is trying to break the clinch but Shithouse has him pressed against the cage.
Shithouse lands with a right to the head.
Grena tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Shithouse smiles and moves away.
Shithouse uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Grena has time to react.#T1#
Shithouse moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Shithouse connects with a body shot that sends Grena's belly button to the back.
Shithouse lands with a right hand.
Shithouse connects with a solid leg kick.
Grena looks to clinch
and Shithouse makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Shithouse feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Grenas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Grena takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Shithouse changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grena tries to clinch up
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. #T2#
Decent striking displayed by Shithouse there.
Shithouse lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a head shot.
Shithouse throws a head kick that half lands.
Shithouse scores with a sloppy right hand. Grena should have avoided that one.
Shithouse moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Shithouse is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#CL#
Shithouse moves into the clinch.
Shithouse lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shithouse is pressed up against the cage. Grena has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Shithouse down to the mat. Shithouse avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Shithouse moves into range and connects with a jab.
Grena takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Grena closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Shithouse to counter with a crisp jab. #T3#
Grena tries a head kick but it misses.
A quick step to the side and Shithouse tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#CL2#
Grena pushes Shithouse up against the cage in a clinch.
Shithouse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shithouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Shithouse lands a left hand that snaps the head of Grena backwards.
Nice elbow from Shithouse.
Shithouse lands a right hand that snaps the head of Grena backwards.
Shithouse lands an uppercut.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Shithouse stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shithouse lands a right hand. #T4#
Shithouse lands with a short shot to the head.
Shithouse lands a left hand.
Shithouse scores with a shot to the side of Grena's head.
Shithouse unloads a knee to the mid-section. Grena lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Grena looks winded!
Shithouse gets through Grena's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Shithouse landing knees to the body.
Shithouse lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shithouse lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shithouse lands a body punch.
Shithouse lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Shithouse.
Shithouse throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Grenas head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shithouse lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nice body punch from Shithouse - that landed with a thud.
Shithouse lands a body shot in the clinch.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Nice cross by Shithouse.
Shithouse jabs Grena to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Shithouse moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Shithouse. Beautiful body shot.
Shithouse getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#CL#
Shithouse moves into the clinch.
Shithouse presses Grena against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short left from Shithouse.
Shithouse lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shithouse throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shithouse is working Grena over against the cage.
Grena is breathing heavily.
Shithouse lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grena backwards.
A short left from Shithouse.
Grena's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T1#
Shithouse lands a hook that snaps the head of Grena backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Shithouse putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Grena in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Good body shot from Shithouse.
A short left from Shithouse.
Shithouse working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike.
Shithouse lands with a light punch inside. #ROC#Grena is rocked!
A body shot lands from Shithouse.
Grena is still on wobbly legs! Can Shithouse finish him?
A nice right hand lands inside from Shithouse.
A short right from Shithouse on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse lands an elbow inside. #CUT#It looks like Umberto Grena has been cut.
Shithouse lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Grena to his knees! Shithouse keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!

Event: Grunge 19: Mad Season
Date: Oct 18, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A leg kick checked by Shithouse.
Shithouse quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Roberts has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Roberts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shithouse thuds a left hand into Roberts's body.
Shithouse lands a slapping body shot.
Shithouse tries to clinch but Roberts is having none of it.
Roberts tries to land a body kick
and Shithouse counters with a straight right hand.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jab by Shithouse.
Shithouse throws a sloppy head kick and Roberts moves out of range easily.
Shithouse lands a nice looking kick to the body. Roberts takes a step back to recover.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
Roberts on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down. #T1#
Roberts moves forwards but Shithouse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Roberts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Roberts let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Shithouse throws a body punch but Roberts moves out of range.
Shithouse throws a quick inside leg kick.
Roberts throws a solid leg kick but Shithouse takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Roberts.
Roberts misses with a double jab
and Roberts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shithouse looks for the body kick but Roberts saw that one coming.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Roberts's sensitive parts.
Good leg kick by Shithouse.
Roberts avoids the body shot from Shithouse.
Shithouse pivots, looking for a leg kick but Roberts is out of range and Shithouse settles back down. #T2#
Shithouse swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Roberts.
Shithouse looks to land a right hand but Roberts moved out of range.
Roberts appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Roberts throws a leg kick but Shithouse sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Shithouse.
Roberts takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
Shithouse drives through and clinches with Roberts against the cage.
Shithouse blocks a body shot from Roberts.
Shithouse pushes Roberts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Roberts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Come on Shithouse - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Shithouse lands a left hand that snaps the head of Roberts backwards. #T3#
Shithouse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shithouse blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Roberts wants to break the clinch but can't.
Roberts misses with some punches.
Shithouse unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Shithouse putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Roberts in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Shithouse struggles to land a body shot inside as Roberts controls his hands.
A short body shot lands from Shithouse as the two fighters clinch.
Shithouse blocks a body shot from Roberts. #BC2#
Roberts escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Roberts avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Roberts throws a series of punches but Shithouse avoids them all with ease.
Roberts throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Roberts looks to throw the jab but Shithouse is out of range.
Shithouse throws a quick counter head kick but Roberts was just out of range.#T4#
Roberts looks for the body kick but Shithouse saw that one coming.
Roberts tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Shithouse is able to avoid easily.
Shithouse throws out a leg kick but Roberts moves out of range and Shithouse only half commits.
Shithouse misses with a low kick.
Roberts follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Shithouse with a nice calf kick.
Shithouse lands a jab to the head.
Roberts lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Roberts's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Roberts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Roberts misses with a shot to the body
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that stops Roberts in his tracks momentarily.
Roberts on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shithouse throws a big shot that misses.
Roberts checks a low kick from Shithouse.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Shithouse clobbers Roberts with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Shithouse looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Roberts can do to turn this around?
Roberts on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Roberts throws a push kick but Shithouse slaps the foot to one side.
Shithouse wants to clinch up but Roberts keeps it at a distance.
Shithouse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Roberts.
Shithouse lands a body shot.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Roberts manages to avoid it.
Roberts just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roberts takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.#CUT#It looks like Max Roberts has been cut.
Roberts attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shithouse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#T1#
Shithouse looks to throw a body kick
and Shithouse takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shithouse is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Shithouse moves out of range of the leg kick from Roberts.
Shithouse with a nice calf kick.
Shithouse scores with a jab.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Shithouse looks to throw the jab but Roberts is out of range.
A slow jab from Roberts misses its intended target.
Shithouse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shithouse works Roberts's body with a nice hook.
Roberts moves out of range of the body kick from Shithouse.
Brick Shithouse is winning the standup battle so far.#T2#
Roberts throws a body shot but no joy.
Shithouse's corner calls for a 1-2. Shithouse obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Roberts takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Roberts tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roberts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Roberts scores with a jab. Shithouse acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Brick Shithouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse tried to score with a low kick but Roberts checks it.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shithouse slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Shithouse throws a body kick that misses.
Nice body punch from Shithouse. #T3#
Shithouse throws a solid leg kick but Roberts takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shithouse.
Roberts takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Shithouse lands a right hook to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Shithouse scores with a punch to the head.
Shithouse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Roberts's sensitive parts.
Roberts tries to land a front kick but Shithouse steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A shot to the liver by Shithouse. Beautiful body shot.
Roberts sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A head kick by Roberts misses
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
A solid leg kick lands there for Shithouse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Roberts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shithouse scores with a hook to the body. Roberts takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Roberts misses with a left hand
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Roberts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Roberts thinks about the counter body kick.
Shithouse tries to close the distance and clinch up but Roberts swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shithouse looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Shithouse connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A low kick from Shithouse misses
and Roberts counters with a nice body kick.
Roberts's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shithouse connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Roberts scrambles back to his feet.
Roberts on the wrong end of a nice jab.
You can see that Roberts has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Roberts moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Max Roberts's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Shithouse tried to score with a low kick but Roberts checks it.
Roberts is trying to counter with his kicks.
Roberts throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shithouse. #CL#
Roberts tries to keep at a distance but Shithouse has taken the fight into the clinch.
Roberts misses with some punches.
Roberts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shithouse's elbow.
Shithouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Roberts blocking some punches.
Roberts misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roberts tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
Roberts is working Shithouse over against the cage.
Roberts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shithouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shithouse. #T1#
Shithouse misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roberts.
A shot in the inside from Shithouse.
Shithouse lands with a right to the head.
Brick Shithouse has scored more points in the clinch so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roberts.
A short uppercut from Shithouse.
Roberts makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shithouse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC2#
Roberts breaks from the clinch.
Roberts chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Shithouse lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Roberts misses with a low kick.
Roberts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Shithouse with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Roberts misses with a double jab
and Shithouse counters with a good, hard body kick but Roberts shrugs it off.
Shithouse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Shithouse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Roberts throws a half hearted mid kick.
Brick Shithouse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Shithouse walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Shithouse punishes Roberts's body with a nice straight punch.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut. Roberts saw that one coming.
Roberts thuds his shin into the meat of Shithouse's side.
Shithouse fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Roberts on the side of the head.
Roberts takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T3#
Shithouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roberts was well out of range. Poor timing from Shithouse.
Shithouse looks to land a right hand but Roberts moved out of range.
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
A little jabbing left from Roberts on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Shithouse lands a nice hook to Roberts's body. Roberts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Roberts misses with a head kick.
Donk. Shithouse catches Roberts right on the button with a cross.
Roberts throws a looping overhand right but Shithouse ducks down to avoid it.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Roberts throws a sloppy body shot
and Shithouse counters with a stiff right hand.
Roberts chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Nice body kick there by Shithouse.
Max Roberts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T4#
Shithouse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Shithouse tries to close the distance and clinch but Roberts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shithouse throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shithouse fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Roberts looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shithouse bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Roberts's head.
Shithouse chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Roberts has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shithouse scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Roberts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Shithouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shithouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brick Shithouse!
Max Roberts spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm a much better fighter than what you seen here, TRUST ME, ill be better next time.'.

Event: Grunge 16: 9/11 Memorial
Date: Sep 11, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rodrigez shoots in but no luck this time.
Shithouse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#TD2#
Rodrigez dives in and scores a takedown into Shithouse's guard.#ES#
Shithouse has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Rodrigez is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Shithouse lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shithouse lands an elbow just above Rodrigez 's eye.
Shithouse lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rodrigez backwards.
Rodrigez's coach down at Lovelair's MMA was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Rodrigez's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rodrigez is working for takedown but Shithouse is calmly controlling the position for now.
Shithouse has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Shithouse working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Shithouse.
Rodrigez tries to pull guard but Shithouse holds him up against the cage and eventually Rodrigez drops back down to his feet.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emanuel Rodrigez.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike.
Shithouse working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Rodrigez goes for a takedown in the clinch but Shithouse prevents it. #T1#
A nice right hand lands inside from Shithouse.
Shithouse trying to land knees to the body.
Shithouse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rodrigez trying to land knees to the body. #BC2#
Rodrigez breaks the clinch.
A good leg kick by Shithouse.
Shithouse swings widly with a right hand #TD2#
so Rodrigez counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Shithouse wants to improve his position but instead Rodrigez has moved into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shithouse has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Rodrigez is working away from the top position though.
Shithouse gets full guard.
Shithouse pulls Rodrigez in to control the position. #T2#
Rodrigez trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Shithouse looking to control.
Shithouse being controlled here, momentarily.
Rodrigez wants to pass the guard but Shithouse is keeping the position.#SUB#
Shithouse is looking for a triangle but Rodrigez pushes his legs off easily.
Rodrigez trying to control the position from guard on top but Shithouse is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Shithouse is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Rodrigez defends well.#T3#
Rodrigez with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Shithouse is on top in guard. #REVR#
Shithouse wants to control from the top but Rodrigez keeps moving.
Rodrigez manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Shithouse manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Rodrigez is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Shithouse is trying to keep Rodrigez in close. #T4#
Shithouse pulls Rodrigez in close to prevent any damage.
Shithouse has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Rodrigez passes Shithouse's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Shithouse won't allow Rodrigez to pass to mount.
Shithouse wants to control but Rodrigez is keeping busy.
Rodrigez trying to control from half guard but Shithouse is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
That's time! Shithouse's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Rodrigez shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Shithouse as he avoids it easily.
Rodrigez misses with a takedown
and Shithouse counters with a straight right hand.
Shithouse misses with a wild body shot.
Shithouse dips to his left and cracks Rodrigez with an uppercut!
A low kick lands for Shithouse.
Rodrigez fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emanuel Rodrigez.
Shithouse throws a leg kick but Rodrigez checks it.
Rodrigez tries for a takedown but Shithouse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
It appears Shithouse was looking to counter with a kick there.
Rodrigez tries for a takedown but Shithouse circles away easily
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rodrigez shoots in but Shithouse avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Shithouse.#T1#
Shithouse on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Rodrigez wants to clinch up but Shithouse keeps it at a distance.
Shithouse jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rodrigez wants to clinch.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut.
Brick Shithouse is winning the standup battle so far.
Rodrigez shoots in but Shithouse avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Rodrigez has a takedown stuffed.
Rodrigez avoids a kick to the body.
Shithouse cracks Rodrigez with an open hand slap.
Rodrigez fails with the takedown
and Shithouse counters with a straight right hand.#T2#
Rodrigez gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Shithouse scores with a spinning back kick!
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rodrigez can do to turn this around?
Rodrigez throws an off balance right hand
and Shithouse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes from Shithouse. Those never looked like landing.
Shithouse throws a leg kick which misses Rodrigez's front leg but catches the back leg as Rodrigez tries to avoid it. #CL2#
Rodrigez gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Shithouse lands with a left to the head.
Shithouse works on Rodrigez's body with a couple of short punches.
Rodrigez drops down looking for an ankle pick but Shithouse pulls his leg out and moves away.
Rodrigez looks for a takedown but Shithouse sprawls well.
Rodrigez is breathing heavily.
Rodrigez looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Shithouse is fending him off so far but Rodrigez persists. Nope, Shithouse circles away and we're back to standing.
Shithouse thows a body kick. Rodrigez tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Shithouse jabs at Rodrigez's body.#T3#
Rodrigez takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Shithouse lands with a right hand.
Jab, jab by Shithouse - just one landing.
Shithouse keeps Rodrigez at a distance using the push kick.
Rodrigez tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Shithouse lets loose with a powerful body kick. Rodrigez will feel that in the morning.
Rodrigez takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #ROC#Rodrigez is rocked!
A shot to the liver by Shithouse. Beautiful body shot.
Rodrigez shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Shithouse counters with a left to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Shithouse as he connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rodrigez's head.
Rodrigez is still on wobbly legs! Can Shithouse finish him?
Rodrigez fails with the takedown
letting Shithouse counter with a right hand. #T4#
Rodrigez has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shithouse.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Rodrigez crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Shithouse - the referee stops the clock and Rodrigez gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Shithouse. Rodrigez manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Emanuel Rodrigez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shithouse throws a series of punches but Rodrigez avoids them all with ease.
Shithouse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rodrigez.
Shithouse throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rodrigez seems to have recovered his senses.
Shithouse connects with an inside leg kick.
Rodrigez fails with the takedown.
Shithouse tries to land a front kick but Rodrigez steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rodrigez fails with a takedown attempt.
That kick from Shithouse tenderised Rodrigez's leg. Rodrigez is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rodrigez takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
A slapping leg kick lands for Shithouse.
Rodrigez swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Shithouse counters with an outside leg kick.
Rodrigez shoots in and drives through. Shithouse sprawls well.
Shithouse quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Rodrigez has his takedown stuffed
and Shithouse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rodrigez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shithouse lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shithouse connects with a solid leg kick.
Rodrigez shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Rodrigez takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Brick Shithouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emanuel Rodrigez.
Shithouse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rodrigez.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse connects with a solid leg kick.
Rodrigez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Shithouse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Shithouse as he connects with a hook.#T1#
Shithouse connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rodrigez. Rodrigez circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Shithouse fails to land with a series of punches.
Rodrigez on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rodrigez shoots and misses #KD#
and Shithouse counters with a nice right hand that sends Rodrigez toppling to the canvas! Rodrigez scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Shithouse finish him?!
Rodrigez has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shithouse throws a monster overhand right that drops Rodrigez! Shithouse follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!
The defeated Emanuel Rodrigez had this to say: 'PUTA!!!'.

Event: Grunge 13: Soaked in Bleach
Date: Aug 08, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Markov.
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Shithouse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Shithouse connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Markov momentarily.
Shithouse lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Shithouse throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Markov crashing down! Markov tries to stagger back to his feet but Shithouse just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Markov asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!

Event: Grunge 9: Down in a Hole
Date: Jul 04, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Shithouse connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Shithouse lands a jab.
Shithouse moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Shithouse fakes the leg kick and cracks Grena in the body.
A lazy left from Shithouse finds it's target.
Shithouse takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Shithouse throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grena throws a head kick that misses
and Shithouse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Shithouse lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A head kick by Grena misses
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT#It looks like Umberto Grena has been cut.
Shithouse connects with a leg kick.
Shithouse clobbers Grena with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T1#
Grena throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Grena takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Grena drops his hands momentarily and Shithouse takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Shithouse's jab looks to have found its range, popping Grena under the eye.
Grena tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the body.
Shithouse bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Grena's head backwards.
Grena walks into a jab.#CL#
Shithouse clinches.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grena tries to break free but Shithouse pushes him back against the cage.
Grena misses with some punches. #BC#
Shithouse breaks from the clinch. #T2#
Grena's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shithouse connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grena scrambles back to his feet.#KD#
Shithouse lands a big head kick that sends Grena tumbling to the mat! Shithouse takes a step backwards and waves Grena back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A solid leg kick lands there for Shithouse.
Grena throws a head kick that misses.
Shithouse connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Grena throws a sloppy head kick
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Shithouse lunges at Grena with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Grena's hand. #CL#
Shithouse gets a clinch.
Grena missing with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Shithouse.
Grena looking for a takedown. #BC#
Shithouse breaks from the clinch.
Grena is looking to clinch. #T3#
Shithouse scores with a head kick. Grena tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Shithouse.
Shithouse moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Grena takes a jab right on the kisser.
Shithouse is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Grena takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grena's sensitive parts.
Grena just misses with a punch to the body.
Shithouse connects with a right hand. Grena shakes it off.
Brick Shithouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse connects with an inside leg kick.
Shithouse is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grena has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shithouse finds it's way round the side to connect with Grena's head.
Decent striking displayed by Shithouse there.#T4#
Grena on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Grena moves forwards but Shithouse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Shithouse throws a quick inside leg kick.
Grena takes one to the side of the head.
Shithouse scores with a jab. Grena acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Shithouse scores with a spinning back kick!
Grena has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Shithouse.
Shithouse checks a leg kick nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Grena tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Grena closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #CL#
Shithouse moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Umberto Grena's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Shithouse fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Grena looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Grena throws a sloppy head kick and Shithouse moves out of range easily.
Shithouse tried to counter with a leg kick but Grena avoided it.
Grena has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#CL#
Shithouse fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Grena, pushing him back against the cage.
Grena wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Shithouse lands a body shot in the clinch.
Shithouse stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Grena's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shithouse working Grena over with knees to the body.#BC#
Shithouse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse lands with a hook. Grena tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shithouse. That's going to slow Grena down.
Grena is breathing heavily.#CL#
Shithouse clinches with his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1#
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shithouse lands with a light punch inside.
Shithouse lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shithouse works on Grena's body with a couple of short punches.
Shithouse pushes Grena back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grena is trying to break the clinch but Shithouse has him pressed against the cage.
Grena has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC#
Shithouse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Shithouse has taken the fight to the clinch.
Grena looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shithouse lands a nice uppercut.
Shithouse lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Grena is trying to break the clinch but Shithouse is controlling him.#T2#
Shithouse unloads a knee to the mid-section. Grena lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Shithouse lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse pushes Grena back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Shithouse scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Shithouse.
Grena's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shithouse utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Shithouse throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Grenas head.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shithouse lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grena backwards.
Brick Shithouse has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shithouse.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Shithouse lands a shot to the body.#T3#
Shithouse lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grena goes for a takedown attempt but Shithouse pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A head kick from Shithouse lands but Grena takes it in his stride. #ROC#Grena is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Shithouse! Grena is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!

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