Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 14, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nilan swings for the body but Fuckboi moves out of range.
Fuckboi looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nilan throws a right and a left that Fuckboi avoids nicely.
Nilan with a jab.
Fuckboi slips a jab from Nilan.
Fuckboi stuns Nilan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fuckboi.
Fuckboi connects with a jab.
Fuckboi cracks Nilan with a good jab.
Fuckboi gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Nilan.#ROC#
Fuckboi is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nilan cracks Fuckboi with a left hook right on the temple and Fuckboi goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Nilan lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Fuckboi is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chris Nilan!
A very excited looking Chris Nilan rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

Event: NJMMA 66
Date: Aug 25, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Test closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fuckboi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Test takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Test misses with a series of wild punches. #CL2#
Fuckboi gets tackled into the cage by Test. Test maintains the clinch.
Test stalls.
Test has Fuckboi pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Test breaks the clinch.
Practice Test seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Test tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckboi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fuckboi is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Test.
The crowd cheers as Fuckboi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Test doesn't seem phased though.
Test tries to clinch there but Fuckboi circles away.
Test tries to clinch
and Test takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Test sprawls well. Test wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Fuckboi gets slowly back to his feet.
Test tries to clinch but Fuckboi moves out of range. #T1#
Test misses with a low kick as Fuckboi jumps back.
Fuckboi keeps the fight on the outside.#CL2#
Fuckboi tries to keep at a distance but Test has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fuckboi tries to throw a body punch but Test avoids it by throwing Fuckboi back against the cage.
Test is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Test throws an elbow but it misses.
Test landing knees to the body.
Fuckboi working hard to break the clinch.
Test tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckboi blocks with his arms.
Fuckboi can't break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Test. #BC2#
Test manages to break the clinch.
Test is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fuckboi tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuckboi lands with a nice body punch.
Fuckboi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fuckboi lands with a cross.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#T2#
Fuckboi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Fuckboi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Fuckboi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Test throws a sloppy head kick and Fuckboi moves out of range easily.
Test tries to clinch up
and Fuckboi counters with a series of strikes. Test will be more careful next time no doubt.
Test closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fuckboi counters with a big head kick but Test shrugs it off.
Test fails in his attempt to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Fuckboi tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Test.
Test tries to clinch up but Fuckboi circles away and keeps his distance.
Fuckboi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Test fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fuckboi throws a push kick but Test slaps the foot to one side.
Practice Test is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Test is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fuckboi.#ROC#
Test is rocked!
Fuckboi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Test is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckboi finish him?
Fuckboi throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Test misses with a leg kick
and Fuckboi counters with a crisp right that sends Test to the canvas! Fuckboi follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Danny Fuckboi!

Event: NJMMA 61
Date: Jun 23, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi lands with a cross.
Fuckboi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuckboi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fuckboi swats away the attempt to clinch by Rivas.
Rivas throws the left hand but Fuckboi avoids the punch easily.
Fuckboi is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown but Rivas shows good takedown defense.
Rivas attempts a counter takedown but Fuckboi avoids it well and moves away.
Rivas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Rivas keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fuckboi falls off balance throwing a combination #CL#
and Rivas moves into the clinch.
Fuckboi is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fuckboi wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short body shot lands from Rivas as the two fighters clinch.
Fuckboi changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Rivas fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fuckboi swats away the attempt to clinch by Rivas.
Rivas tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckboi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rivas keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick. #T1#
Rivas digs a good body shot into Fuckboi's ribs.
Rivas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuckboi.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Rivas lands a nice shot to the body.
Fuckboi connects with a looping right hand.
Fuckboi misses with the body kick#CL#
and Rivas counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rivas. #BC#
Rivas breaks the clinch.
Fuckboi with a body punch. A glancing blow. #CL#
Rivas forces Fuckboi back against the cage and clinches.#BC#
Rivas's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuckboi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rivas sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fuckboi looks to land a right hand but Rivas moved out of range.
Fuckboi goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rivas fails to land with a series of punches.
Rivas connects with a nice looking jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A thudding body kick lands there by Fuckboi!
Some wild striking there from Rivas. #T2#
Rivas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuckboi. #CL2#
Fuckboi drives through and clinches with Rivas against the cage.
Fuckboi tries to pull guard but Rivas holds him up against the cage and eventually Fuckboi drops back down to his feet.
Violencia Rivas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Fuckboi.
Rivas stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckboi's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC#
Rivas breaks from the clinch.
Fuckboi throws a good cross that connects.
Rivas lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fuckboi circles away quickly and effectively.
A combination from Rivas does no damage.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Fuckboi - that will leave a mark!
Fuckboi misses with a body kick.
Rivas is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Fuckboi like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Fuckboi from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Violencia Rivas!
During a confident post fight interview, Violencia Rivas thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 5
Date: Jun 08, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fuckboi has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Kaptajnernes Træningscenter in the buildup to the fight.#TD2#
Rivas scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Fuckboi wants to get back to his feet.
Rivas is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Fuckboi wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU2#
Rivas decides to return to a standing position.
Fuckboi scores with a decent looking hook.
Fuckboi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T1#
Fuckboi lands a high kick!
Rivas tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Rivas has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rivas is defended easily by Fuckboi.
Fuckboi clobbers Rivas with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fuckboi showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rivas.
Fuckboi connects with a body shot that sends Rivas's belly button to the back.
Rivas shoots in for a takedown but Fuckboi shows good takedown defense.
Fuckboi lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #TD2#
Rivas looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Fuckboi!#ES#
Fuckboi throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckboi misses with a wild combination.
Rivas shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rivas throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rivas takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rivas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuckboi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Danny Fuckboi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuckboi lands with a slapping head kick. #CL2#
Rivas drives through and clinches with Fuckboi against the cage.
Fuckboi can't break the clinch.
Rivas's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Fuckboi is trying to break free.
Rivas is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Fuckboi is trying to break free.#T3#
Fuckboi wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Rivas takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fuckboi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Rivas keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fuckboi's efforts to push away.
Fuckboi tries to break free but Rivas pushes him back against the cage.
Rivas displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fuckboi up against the cage.
Fuckboi has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Rivas is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Fuckboi is trying to push Rivas away but Rivas has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fuckboi is trying to force a seperation but Rivas has the dominant position.
Rivas lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fuckboi wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Fuckboi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rivas lands a body punch in the clinch. #BC2#
Rivas pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rivas misses with a double jab. #T4#
Fuckboi tries a head kick but it misses.
Rivas defending well as Fuckboi loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckboi sets himself, and Rivas steps forward looking for the clinch! Fuckboi avoids it this time.
Rivas works Fuckboi's body with a nice hook.#CL2#
Rivas has managed to clinch.
Fuckboi wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rivas lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rivas takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fuckboi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rivas swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckboi tries to land a leg kick but Rivas saw it coming and moves away.
Fuckboi misses the jab.#CL2#
Rivas moves into the clinch successfully.
Rivas prevents Fuckboi from breaking the clinch.
Rivas prevents Fuckboi from breaking the clinch.
Rivas stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Fuckboi dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Fuckboi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fuckboi dodges the punch combination from Rivas.
Rivas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckboi.
Fuckboi misses with a series of wild punches.
Fuckboi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Danny Fuckboi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuckboi misses the shot to the body.
Fuckboi misses with a kick to the body.
Rivas swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fuckboi.
Rivas takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rivas missing with a left hand there. Fuckboi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuckboi is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rivas can do to turn this around?
Fuckboi throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Fuckboi lands with a slapping head kick.
Fuckboi lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckboi with a nice cross.#T1#
Rivas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#CL2#
Rivas forces Fuckboi back against the cage and clinches.
Good body shot from Rivas.
Rivas lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fuckboi or not. #BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rivas misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckboi throws a looping overhand right but Rivas ducks down to avoid it.
Rivas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckboi.
Rivas unleashes a big counter combination but Fuckboi bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Rivas closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fuckboi has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Rivas lands with a left to the head. #ROC2#
Fuckboi is rocked!
Fuckboi letting Rivas take a breather here.
Oh Fuckboi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fuckboi is trying to push Rivas away but Rivas has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#BC2#
Rivas manages to break the clinch.
Rivas swinging wildly here. #CL2#
Rivas closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #BC2#
Rivas pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Fuckboi gets tackled into the cage by Rivas. Rivas maintains the clinch.
Fuckboi has Rivas pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Rivas manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Fuckboi seems to have got his legs back now.
Fuckboi wants to break the clinch but can't. #T2#
Still in the clinch, Rivas scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rivas stalling the fight.
Fuckboi wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rivas stops a takedown attempt from Fuckboi.
Rivas is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Fuckboi. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fuckboi is looking to land body kicks.
Fuckboi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rivas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuckboi sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL2#
Rivas moves into the clinch successfully.
Violencia Rivas seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fuckboi wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rivas works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fuckboi tries to circle away but Rivas has him pinned against the cage.
Fuckboi blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fuckboi is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fuckboi is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#T3#
Come on Rivas - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fuckboi working hard to break the clinch.
Rivas misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rivas fails with the takedown.
A head kick misses from Fuckboi.
Fuckboi jabs Rivas right on the nose. Rivas blinks but takes it well.
Fuckboi misses with a head kick.
Fuckboi is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Rivas connects with a body shot.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Rivas as he jumps to the side.
Rivas closes the distance and lands a one-two.#T4##CL2#
Rivas closes the distance and clinches.
Fuckboi is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fuckboi has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch.
Rivas moves out of range of the body kick.
Fuckboi misses the jab.
Rivas takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Rivas darts in and clinches Fuckboi up against the cage.
The referee calls for Rivas to work.
Fuckboi has had enough of the clinch but Rivas keeps him there for the moment.#BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rivas needs to keep his hands up - Fuckboi had a free shot at his head there.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Rivas as he jumps to the side.
Fuckboi throws a jab but it's blocked by Rivas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Violencia Rivas showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Fuckboi's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Rivas throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL2#
Rivas clinches up against the cage.
Fuckboi has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rivas throws a right hand that Fuckboi ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckboi also avoids with ease.
It looked like Fuckboi wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fuckboi throws a head kick that misses. #CL2#
Rivas has taken the fight to the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Rivas. #BC2#
Rivas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rivas misses with a two punch combination.
Fuckboi lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Good leg kick by Fuckboi there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fuckboi throws a right hand that Rivas ducks under and follows up with a left that Rivas also avoids with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuckboi scores with a head kick.
Rivas lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fuckboi circles away quickly and effectively.
Fuckboi swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
Fuckboi tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Rivas defends well and Fuckboi ends up having to push Rivas into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick by Fuckboi misses
and Rivas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fuckboi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rivas circles away quickly and effectively.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fuckboi is trying to force a seperation but Rivas has the dominant position.
Rivas is leaning against Fuckboi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fuckboi has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Rivas is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A bit of stalling here from Rivas. #BC2#
Rivas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rivas takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice takedown defense from Fuckboi. No joy for Rivas on that attempt.
Fuckboi throws a head kick but Rivas moves out of range.
Fuckboi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rivas throws a counter combo.
Rivas avoids the head kick by Fuckboi. #T2#
Rivas misses the jab.#CL2#
Rivas takes the fight into the clinch.
Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Rivas has him pressed against the cage.
Rivas just leaning against Fuckboi, taking a breather.
Rivas lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckboi tries to break the clinch but Rivas is controlling the position.
Fuckboi is trying to break free.
Fuckboi is trying to break free.
Nice body punch from Rivas.
Fuckboi is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Fuckboi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rivas is pushing Fuckboi up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Fuckboi is trying to break free.
Rivas lands a body punch in the clinch. #T3#
Rivas throws a big uppercut that drops Fuckboi! More strikes from Rivas and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Fuckboi lies dazed against the cage as Rivas celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Violencia Rivas!

Event: NJMMA #55
Date: May 12, 2018

#R1#
A slow jab from Fuckboi misses its intended target.
Kaya is looking to clinch.
Fuckboi keeps the fight on the outside.
Kaya tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckboi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckboi pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Kaya fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fuckboi, pushing him back against the cage.
Kaya lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #CUT2#
It looks like Danny Fuckboi has been cut.
Fuckboi is trying to push Kaya away but Kaya has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kaya keeps control of Fuckboi as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kaya tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kaya has a couple of punches blocked by Fuckboi.
Kaya with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #ROC2#
Fuckboi is rocked!
Fuckboi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kaya landing knees to the body.
Oh Fuckboi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kaya has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Fuckboi - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Kaya, and another! Fuckboi is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Hasan Kaya!

Event: WCI 11 Mumu - Clark
Date: Mar 24, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi digs a good hook to Black's body.
Fuckboi looks to land a combination but Black avoids it well. #CL2#
Black moves into range and clinches up with Fuckboi.
Black scores with a shot to the side of Fuckboi's head.
Fuckboi tries to break free but Black pushes him back against the ropes.
A hook to the body from Black. #BC2#
Black manages to break the clinch.
Fuckboi misses with a hook.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Black! But no joy.
Fuckboi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fuckboi swings for the body but Black moves out of range.
As Fuckboi backs off Black throws a huge counter combo but Fuckboi manages to avoid it all.
Black throws a right hand that Fuckboi ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuckboi also avoids with ease.
Fuckboi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Black lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Black staying out of range there.
Black swings widly with a right hand
and Fuckboi counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Vlad Black has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckboi throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Black to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuckboi throws a nice looking combination but Black bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Black misses with a lunging right hand
and Fuckboi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Black thinking.
Black cracks Fuckboi with a right hand to the side of the head.#ROC2#
Fuckboi is rocked!
Black dances in with a quick combination. Fuckboi is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Black snaps Fuckboi's head back. Fuckboi stumbles backwards against the ropes. Black steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Fuckboi's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Fuckboi just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Vlad Black!
A victorious Vlad Black thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: WCI 8
Date: Mar 04, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi throws a shot from downtown. Mumu moves away and avoids it.
Danny Fuckboi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mumu.
Fuckboi closes the distance and lands a one-two.#CUT2#
It looks like Abdel Mumu has been cut.
Mumu lands a body shot.
Fuckboi goes for a double leg but Mumu avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mumu continues to drive forward.
It looked like Mumu wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mumu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fuckboi sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Mumu somewhat.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#CL#
Mumu pushes Fuckboi up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mumu digs a right hand underneath Fuckboi's ribcage. Fuckboi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mumu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mumu lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fuckboi backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD#
Mumu jumps guard and drags Fuckboi to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Fuckboi trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mumu looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #SUB#
Fuckboi is sitting in close to Mumu's body. Mumu has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Fuckboi is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Fuckboi is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Mumu.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Abdel Mumu!
Abdel Mumu retains his lightweight title!
A relieved looking Abdel Mumu thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: WorldClass Invitational 4
Date: Feb 11, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown but McGregor shows good takedown defense.
McGregor throws a counter combo.
Fuckboi avoids a kick to the body. #KD#
Fuckboi drops McGregor with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McGregor looks back up at him and smiles so Fuckboi waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Fuckboi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuckboi has been working on his balance at Kaptajnernes Træningscenter, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by McGregor.
McGregor is looking to land body kicks.
Some wild striking there from McGregor.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGregor tries to bum rush Fuckboi with a series of wild strikes but Fuckboi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fuckboi lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks McGregor out cold! McGregor is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the ropes! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Danny Fuckboi!

Event: WorldClass Invitational 1
Date: Jan 21, 2018

#R1#
Fuckboi takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McGowan misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fuckboi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fuckboi tries to work over McGowan's front leg with a kick but McGowan checks it.
McGowan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fuckboi can pounce on him.
McGowan misses with a straight left.
Fuckboi on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fuckboi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McGowan flicks out a counter leg kick but Fuckboi steps away.
McGowan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fuckboi.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGowan. Fuckboi does a little dance to reset his feet.
McGowan misses with a straight left.
Fuckboi pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A little jabbing left from McGowan on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McGowan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fuckboi takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fuckboi seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
That kick from McGowan tenderised Fuckboi's leg. Fuckboi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fuckboi tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McGowan swivels and escapes.
Fuckboi lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McGowan backs up against the ropes. #CUT#
It looks like Delwynn McGowan has been cut.
McGowan feints and then cracks Fuckboi's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fuckboi down.
McGowan throws a looping overhand right but Fuckboi ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
McGowan fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fuckboi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuckboi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckboi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A leg kick checked by Fuckboi.
Fuckboi tries a head kick but it misses.
McGowan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fuckboi counters with a straight right hand.#KD#
Fuckboi lands a left and a right that send McGowan crashing to the mat, dazed. Fuckboi thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
McGowan is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckboi measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes McGowan! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Danny Fuckboi!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 28, 2017

#R1#
Fuckboi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Helgi.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helgi with a nice cross.#CUT#
It looks like Danny Fuckboi has been cut.
Helgi throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckboi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Helgi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Helgi misses with a head kick.
Helgi connects with a solid leg kick.
Fuckboi lands with an overhand left.#CUT2#
It looks like Bjorn Helgi has been cut.
Fuckboi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Helgi just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckboi fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fuckboi has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Helgi cracks Fuckboi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helgi fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fuckboi.
Helgi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Helgi keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Helgi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #T1#
Fuckboi lands a nice shot to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helgi.
Fuckboi shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bjorn Helgi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Danny Fuckboi.
Helgi scores with a nice strike.
Helgi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Helgi throws a shot to the body.
Helgi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Helgi misses the shot to the body.
Fuckboi avoids a punch combination nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helgi.
Helgi misses with a wild body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helgi.
Helgi throws a sloppy head kick and Fuckboi moves out of range easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Fuckboi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helgi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#ROC#
Fuckboi is rocked!#T2#
Helgi drops Fuckboi with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Fuckboi! Helgi dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bjorn Helgi!
After winning the bout, Bjorn Helgi thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: DSOF 13
Date: Nov 12, 2017

#R1#
Fuckboi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Shull avoids the head kick by Fuckboi.
The crowd cheers as Fuckboi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shull doesn't seem phased though.
Nice jab there from Fuckboi.
Shull throws out a loose jab but Fuckboi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuckboi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shull sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Shull throws a looping overhand right but Fuckboi ducks down to avoid it.
Shull lands a really nice looking cross but Fuckboi seems unphased. #KD2#
Fuckboi lands a big head kick that sends Shull tumbling to the mat! Fuckboi takes a step backwards and waves Shull back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Shull is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shull throws a sloppy body shot
and Fuckboi counters with a right hand to the body.
Oh Shull is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fuckboi cracks a nice hook into Shull's ribs.
Fuckboi ducks under a wild hook from Shull.
Shull misses with a wild body shot.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Shull just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckboi throws a quick head kick that knocks Shull silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Fuckboi is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Danny Fuckboi!

Event: Vechten Avond 1
Date: Oct 14, 2017

#R1#
Nice takedown defense from Woody. No joy for Fuckboi on that attempt.
Woody misses with the combination.
Woody fails with the takedown.
Fuckboi is looking for the big counter here.
A left lands for Fuckboi.
Woody misses with a head kick. #CL#
Woody pushes Fuckboi up against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Woody pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckboi scores with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Woody looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fuckboi is looking to stand up but Woody isn't so interested in that idea. #T1#
Fuckboi wants to get back to his feet but Woody passes into half guard. #SU#
Woody escapes and gets back to his feet. #CL#
Woody rushes Fuckboi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC#
Woody breaks the clinch.
Woody is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Woody shoots in but no luck this time.
Fuckboi lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CUT2#
It looks like Brandon Woody has been cut.
Woody dodges the punch combination from Fuckboi. #CL#
Woody closes the distance and pushes Fuckboi back into the cage.
Woody manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Woody tries for a takedown but Fuckboi manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brandon Woody. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Fuckboi tries to break free but Woody pushes him back against the cage.
Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Woody has him pressed against the cage.
Fuckboi tries to break free but Woody pushes him back against the cage.
Fuckboi gets underhooks to prevent Woody's takedown attempt.
Woody has Fuckboi pressed against the cage.
Fuckboi wants to break the clinch but can't.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Woody takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Woody missing with knees to the body.
Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Woody has him pressed against the cage.
Woody is trying to pull guard but Fuckboi has him pressed against the cage.
Fuckboi can't break the clinch.
Fuckboi working hard to break the clinch.
Fuckboi gets underhooks to prevent Woody's takedown attempt. #T3#
Fuckboi is trying to break the clinch but Woody has him pressed against the cage. #TD#
Woody successfully pulls guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Woody preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fuckboi tries to free his leg and advance position but Woody is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Woody is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Fuckboi avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Woody is breathing heavily.
Fuckboi wants to get up but he can't break Woody's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB#
Fuckboi is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Woody has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Fuckboi is looking to defend but Woody has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Fuckboi! Woody pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Fuckboi taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Brandon Woody!

Event: DSOF 4
Date: Aug 26, 2017

#R1#
Fuckboi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thiel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuckboi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckboi avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Fuckboi misses its target.
Fuckboi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Thiel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Thiel throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Thiel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckboi went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Thiel shoots for a takedown but Fuckboi saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fuckboi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thiel.
Thiel throws a lazy right hand but Fuckboi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuckboi connects with a nice looking jab.
Fuckboi works over Thiel's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuckboi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thiel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fuckboi will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fuckboi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Thiel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Thiel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T1#
Thiel slips a jab and a cross from Fuckboi.
Some wild striking there from Fuckboi.
Fuckboi moves forwards but Thiel connects with a nice, crisp jab.#CUT2#
It looks like Danny Fuckboi has been cut.
Danny Fuckboi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick from Fuckboi lands but Thiel takes it in his stride.
Fuckboi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thiel. #CL2#
Thiel moves into the clinch.
Fuckboi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thiel has him pressed against the cage.
A short left from Thiel.
Fuckboi tries to circle away but Thiel has him pinned against the cage.#TD2#
Thiel tightens his grip and picks Fuckboi up, before dumping him to the ground. Fuckboi manages to land in guard.
Thiel lands a couple of elbows.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thiel cracks Fuckboi with a solid left hand.
Thiel postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#T2#
Fuckboi utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thiel is working Fuckboi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #ROC2#
Fuckboi is rocked!
Thiel scoring with some ground and pound.
Oh Fuckboi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Thiel gets to his feet and stands over Fuckboi, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Fuckboi felt that one! Thiel unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Fuckboi from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matthew Thiel!

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