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Event: Madness 11: Dawson vs Turkey     
Date:   Aug 31, 2019
#R1#
A slow jab from Crap misses its intended target.
Crap throws a jab when Kingkong was well out of range.
Kingkong misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Crap was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Crap connects with a looping right hand.
Crap scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Crap scores with a hook to the body. Kingkong takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crap misses with a wild body shot.
Kingkong misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kingkong takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kingkong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crap moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap with a jab.
Crap has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
Crap throws a low kick, looking for Kingkong's leg but Kingkong calmly moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kingkong slips a straight right by Crap.
Kingkong unleashes a big counter combination but Crap bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T1#
Kingkong misses with the combination.
Crap darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Crap swings away with a body shot that misses
and Crap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crap misses with a body shot.
Kingkong throws a counter combo.
Crap throws out a powerful jab.
Crap is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Crap avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kingkong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crap lands with an overhand left.
Crap lands a head shot.
Kingkong misses with the combination. #T2#
Sloppy strikes from Kingkong. Those never looked like landing.
It looked like Crap wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crap swings widly with a right hand
and Kingkong counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Crap throws out a loose jab but Kingkong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kingkong moves out of range as Crap strikes.
Crap scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kingkong in his tracks.
Crap throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kingkong throws a lazy uppercut
and Crap counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crap looks to land a right hand but Kingkong moved out of range.
Kingkong is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Kingkong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Crap slips under a jab from Kingkong.
Crap is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A big left from Crap misses.
Kingkong throws out a counter right but Crap avoids it with no problem.
Kingkong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crap misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Kingkong to counter with a crisp jab. #T3#
Crap ducks under a wild hook from Kingkong.
Crap throws a hook but Kingkong blocks it.
Crap is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Crap misses with a hook
and Kingkong counters with a two punch combo.
Crap misses with a straight left.
Crap thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crap throws the left hand but Kingkong avoids the punch easily.
Kingkong lands with a nice combination. Crap backs away looking to recover.
Crap throws the left hand but Kingkong avoids the punch easily.
Crap misses with a low kick as Kingkong jumps back.
Kingkong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Crap tries to move into range but Kingkong moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crap dips to his left and cracks Kingkong with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kingkong shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Crap is looking to counter punch.#T4#
Kingkong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kingkong misses with an uppercut. Crap saw that one coming.
Kingkong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crap keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Crap misses the target.
Kingkong throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kingkong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kingkong misses with a two punch combination.
Crap swings for the body but Kingkong moves out of range.
Kingkong comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crap ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kingkong moves away.
Eye Crap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Crap ducks right into an uppercut from Kingkong.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crap missing with a left hand there. Kingkong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kingkong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Eye Crap will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Crap throws an overhand right that lands on Kingkong's shoulder, as Kingkong tries to avoid the shot.
Kingkong throws a wild body kick that Crap sees coming a mile off.
Stick Kingkong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kingkong takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kingkong catches Crap with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kingkong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Crap misses with a wild body shot.
Crap slips under a jab from Kingkong.
Some wild striking there from Kingkong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kingkong. Kingkong circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Crap swings widly with a right hand
and Kingkong counters with a nice uppercut.
Crap moves out of range as Kingkong throws a body kick.
Crap slips a jab and a cross from Kingkong. #T1#
Crap scores with a jab.
The crowd cheers as Crap lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kingkong doesn't seem phased though.
A big right from Crap misses.
The fighters circling - Crap throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kingkong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crap throws out the jab.
Kingkong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crap waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kingkong.
Kingkong is looking for the big counter here.
Kingkong swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crap looks to land a right hand but Kingkong moved out of range.
Crap checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Crap swings for the body but Kingkong moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Kingkong's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Kingkong looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Eye Crap is winning the standup battle so far.
Kingkong lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #T2#
Kingkong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crap.
Kingkong feints and then cracks Crap's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crap down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kingkong slips a straight right by Crap.
Crap misses with a body shot.
Crap is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kingkong.
As Crap backs off Kingkong throws a huge counter combo but Crap manages to avoid it all.
Crap throws a lazy right hand but Kingkong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Crap misses with a straight right.
Kingkong misses with a series of wild punches.
Kingkong fails to land with a series of punches.
Kingkong throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kingkong walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Crap swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kingkong swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T3#
Crap closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Crap thuds a left hand into Kingkong's body.
Crap stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A punch combination from Kingkong misses.
A swing and a miss from Crap.
Kingkong goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crap appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Crap lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A right-left combo lands from Crap.
Crap throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crap sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kingkong throws a right and a left that Crap avoids nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crap connects with a right hand. Kingkong shakes it off.
Crap throws a poor cross that misses
and Kingkong counters with a three punch combo that has Crap backing up. Crap nods at Kingkong to acknowledge the strikes.#T4#
Good exchange - Kingkong coming out on top.
Kingkong ducks under a wild hook from Crap.
Kingkong is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Kingkong moves out of range of the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kingkong, right into the meat.
Kingkong misses with a leg kick.
Nice jab there from Kingkong.
Kingkong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A left and a right from Kingkong both land. Nice combination. #ROC2#
Crap is rocked!
Crap wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Oh Crap is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A swing and a miss from Crap.
Crap throws a lazy uppercut
and Kingkong counters with a huge left! Crap is in big trouble! He's backing up but Kingkong isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Crap from any more damage. A dominating finish by Kingkong!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stick Kingkong!
A pretty intense looking Stick Kingkong took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.

 

Event: Madness 5: LW Clowny Cup     
Date:   Jul 20, 2019
#R1#
Crap misses with a wild body shot.
Dante lands a nice shot that snaps Crap's head back.
Crap dodges the punch combination from Dante.
Some wild striking there from Dante.
Dante scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Crap swings widly with a right hand
and Dante counters with a two punch combo.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Dante bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
It seemed like Dante was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Crap lands with a straight right. Dante didn't see that one coming.
Dante misses with an uppercut.
Crap ducks under a wild hook from Dante.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circling - Crap throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crap throws a jab but it's blocked by Dante.
Crap throws a looping overhand right but Dante ducks down to avoid it.
Crap staying out of range there.#T1#
Dante connects with a body shot.
Crap avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crap scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dante in his tracks.
The fighters circling - Crap throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crap swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dante fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crap manages to avoid it.
Eye Crap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap loads up on a big right hand but Dante slips the punch.
Crap lands with a right hand.
Dante tests Crap's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Crap looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crap thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dante throws a jab when Crap was well out of range.
Dante misses with an uppercut. Crap saw that one coming.
Crap is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A big right from Dante misses.
Crap was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crap paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Crap throws a body punch but Dante moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dante throws a hook but Crap avoids it easily.#T2#
Dante throws a jab when Crap was well out of range.
Crap misses with a left hand
enabling Dante to counter with a crisp jab.
Crap cracks Dante with a good jab.#ROC#
Dante is rocked!
Crap throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dante sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dante is still on wobbly legs! Can Crap finish him?
Dante throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A quick step to the side and Crap tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crap throws out a loose jab but Dante uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dante seems to have recovered his senses.
Crap misses with a shot to the body
and Dante counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dante lands a really nice looking cross but Crap seems unphased.
Crap throws a poor cross that misses
and Dante cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crap throws a series of punches but Dante moves out of range.
Dante looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Crap misses with a shot to the body
and Dante counters with a nice uppercut.
Crap takes a swing at Dante's ribcage but misses.
Crap throws a jab when Dante was well out of range.
Crap throws the left hand but Dante avoids the punch easily.
Dante looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dante is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Crap had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Dante cracks Crap with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#ROC2#
Crap is rocked!
Crap blocks a jab.
Oh Crap is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crap gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Crap misses with a body shot. #T3#
Crap ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dante thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crap on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Crap steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dante.
Crap throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dante counters with a straight that turns Crap's legs to rubber! Dante pushes forward with more strikes and Crap goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Silvio Dante!
After the big win, Silvio Dante made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Knockdown Clothes and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.

 

Event: Madness 2: Mitchell vs Garinho     
Date:   Jun 22, 2019
#R1#
Crap swings widly with a right hand
and Crap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crap fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Simpson checks it well.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Simpson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crap to score with a decent uppercut.
Crap lands a jab-cross combination.
Crap lands the left hand.
Decent striking displayed by Crap there.
Simpson throws a hook but Crap avoids it easily.
Crap appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Crap - just one landing.
Crap throws a leg kick but Simpson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Simpson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson. Crap does a little dance to reset his feet.
A countering left hand to the body from Crap misses.
Crap just misses with a punch to the body.
Crap ducks under a wild hook from Simpson.#T1#
Simpson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Simpson misses with a hook
and Crap cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Simpson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Simpson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Crap.
Simpson slips under a jab.
Simpson is looking to counter punch.
Crap ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
An attempted straight right counter from Simpson misses the target.
Crap looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Crap looks to land a left hand but Simpson moved out of range nicely.
Simpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from Simpson misses its target.
Simpson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Crap throws a series of punches but Simpson avoids them all with ease.
Simpson throwing a counter right hand but Crap manages to avoid it.#T2#
A big left from Crap misses.
Crap throws a shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Simpson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Crap to counter with a crisp jab.
Simpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crap misses with a hook
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#
Crap is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Eye Crap has been cut.
Simpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crap counters with a one-two to the body.
Crap walks straight into a right hand from Simpson - that's dropped him! Simpson jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Crap from any more punishment! Crap complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Richie Simpson!
Our winner, Richie Simpson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 13, 2019
#R1#
A good leg kick by Crap.
Left hook, right uppercut from Crap.
Crap throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Crap throws a series of strikes that have Linwood backpedaling.
Crap connects with a body shot.
Crap scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Linwood with a lazy takedown attempt
and Crap counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#TD2#
Crap gets caught napping as Linwood dives in and scores a takedown. Crap manages to retain guard.
Crap looking to hit a scissor sweep but Linwood is one step ahead there.
Crap is looking to stand up but Linwood isn't so interested in that idea.
Crap utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Crap is looking to stand up but Linwood isn't so interested in that idea.
Crap on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Crap tries to get out of the position.#ES#
Crap kicks Linwood off and gets to his feet.
Linwood shoots and misses
and Crap counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crap looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1##TD2#
Linwood throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Crap was covering up waiting for the punch and Linwood finishes the takedown easily into guard. #ES#
Crap wriggles free and stands up.
Linwood misses with a takedown attempt
and Crap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anthony Linwood.
Crap keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Linwood looks winded!
Crap scores with a shot to the body.
Linwood drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Linwood has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crap stuns Linwood with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Linwood takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Anthony Linwood seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good standup being displayed there by Crap as he connects with a hook.
Crap feints a jab promting Linwood to slip. Crap then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Linwood slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Linwood's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Crap connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Linwood scrambles back to his feet.#T2#
Crap ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Crap displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Eye Crap is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crap lands a nice hook to Linwood's body. Linwood takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Crap lands an overhand right.#CL#
Crap gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Crap breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crap closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Crap wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Linwood on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Linwood takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Crap connects with a crisp jab.
Jab, jab by Crap - just one landing.
Crap lands a jab to the head.
Linwood misses with a takedown
and Crap counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T3#
Nice jab there from Crap.
Crap comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nice shot by Crap.
Crap scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Nice straight punches there by Crap. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Crap.#ROC#
Linwood is rocked!
Linwood has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Crap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Crap connects with a body shot.
Crap bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Linwood's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice jab there from Crap.
Crap lands a jab.
Crap scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Linwood doesn't seem bothered though.
Crap works over Linwood's head and body with a nice combination.
Linwood is still on wobbly legs! Can Crap finish him?
Crap is working the combinations to good effect here.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Crap! #T4#
Crap lands with a thumping leg kick.
A left lands for Crap.
Linwood takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Linwood seems to have recovered his senses.
Crap cracks Linwood with an open hand slap.
Crap fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Crap lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Linwood misses with a takedown attempt
and Crap counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Crap lands a nice looking body shot.
Crap lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Crap.
Crap lands with a nice body punch.
Crap connects with a solid leg kick.
Linwood takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crap moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Crap closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Crap connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Crap sizes up Linwood with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Crap.
Crap scores with a sloppy right hand. Linwood should have avoided that one.
No luck for Linwood with that takedown attempt.
Linwood fails with the takedown
and Crap counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crap.
Crap connects with a body shot that sends Linwood's belly button to the back.
Crunch! Crap slams his shin into Linwood's torso.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Crap punishes Linwood's body with a nice straight punch.
Crap's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Crap duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crap throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Crap lands a nice hook to Linwood's body. Linwood takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Linwood is breathing heavily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Crap.
Nice cross by Crap.
Crap digs a good body shot into Linwood's ribs.
Crap slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Crap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Linwood can do to turn this around?#T1#
Crap buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Crap ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Crap uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Linwood has time to react.
Crap scores with a jab. Linwood acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Linwood takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Linwood on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Crap scores with a leg kick.
Linwood looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anthony Linwood.
Crap changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Crap scores with a body shot.
Crap thuds his right hand into Linwood's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crap comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Anthony Linwood is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crap scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Crap moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.#T2#
Crap connects with an inside leg kick.#CL#
Crap has managed to clinch.
Linwood is looking for a takedown.#BC#
Crap pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crap lands the left hand.
Crap is looking to wear down Linwood with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Crap connects with a solid leg kick.
Crap cracks a nice hook into Linwood's ribs.
Linwood with a lazy takedown attempt
and Crap counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Linwood thinking.
Crap scores with a body shot.
Jab from Crap.
Linwood is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Crap.
Linwood closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Crap, as that shot connected.
Eye Crap is winning the standup battle so far.
A jab from Crap finds it's way through Linwood's defenses.
Linwood doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Crap counters with a left to the body. #T3#
Crap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Crap lands a jab.
Crap lands with a nice body punch.
Linwood gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Crap counters with a two punch combo.
Linwood has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crap throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Linwood stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Crap with a jab.
Crap lands a nice shot that snaps Linwood's head back.
Linwood has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Linwood takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Linwood takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Crap scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T4#
Crap feints with a jab and clips Linwood right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Linwood is sent crashing into the canvas and Crap leaps in for the kill! Linwood tries to get to his feet but Crap is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Linwood is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eye Crap!
Eye Crap decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Apr 21, 2019
#R1#
Crap bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Arcidiacono's head backwards.
Crap scores with a shot to the body.
Arcidiacono is looking to clinch.
Crap is looking for a counter combo.
Arcidiacono with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Crap to counter with a crisp jab.
Crap scores with a jab to the jaw.
Arcidiacono tries to clinch but Crap is having none of it.
Crap catches Arcidiacono with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Crap connects with a body shot that sends Arcidiacono's belly button to the back.
Crap looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Crap lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Arcidiacono takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #ROC#
Arcidiacono is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Arcidiacono shoots in but no luck this time.
Arcidiacono is still on wobbly legs! Can Crap finish him?
Arcidiacono tries to clinch
and Crap counters with a two punch combo.
Arcidiacono closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Denzel Arcidiacono seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Arcidiacono wants to clinch.
A lazy left from Arcidiacono finds it's target.
Arcidiacono seems to have recovered his senses.#T1#
Crap dips to his left and cracks Arcidiacono with an uppercut!
Crap works the jab nicely.
Arcidiacono tries to clinch but Crap is having none of it.
Crap is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Crap has knocked Arcidiacono down with a huge combo! Crap steps away and waves a wobbly Arcidiacono back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Arcidiacono fails with a takedown attempt.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Denzel Arcidiacono.
Arcidiacono shoots and misses
and Crap counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Arcidiacono! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Crap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eye Crap!
Our winner, Eye Crap, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: TAFC: Biffs & Brawls 10     
Date:   Mar 15, 2019
#R1##TD2#
Greene shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Crap napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Greene working the ground and pound.
Greene scores with punches from side control.
Greene misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Crap takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Greene scoring with punches from side control. #ROC2#
Crap is rocked!
Greene lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Oh Crap is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Greene scores with punches from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Greene lands a strong strike to the head of Crap. That's dazed him! Greene looking to finish here. Crap is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Greene lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Danny Greene!
Danny Greene was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: TAFC: Biffs & Brawls 5     
Date:   Feb 10, 2019
#R1#
Crap defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Greene.
Greene dives in and grabs Crap's left leg, looking for a takedown. Crap pushes down on Greene's head and hops out.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Crap! But no joy.
Greene changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Crap tries to avoid it but Greene manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Crap to the ground. Crap escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Greene. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for Greene with that takedown attempt.
Greene takes a jab right on the kisser.
Greene on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Crap scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A combination from Crap does no damage. #TD2#
Crap closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Greene to the mat! Greene manages to get full guard.
Crap wants to get up but he can't break Greene's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB#
Greene escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Crap gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Crap wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of Greene's closed guard. He's half up but Greene has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! Greene pivots and extends the arm, Crap falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by Greene! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Danny Greene!
Danny Greene was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: TAFC: Biffs & Brawls 2     
Date:   Jan 20, 2019
#R1#
Crap lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Marcelo avoids a kick to the body.
Crap misses with a wild combination.
Crap lands a nice hook to Marcelo's body. Marcelo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A lazy left from Crap finds it's target.#TD2#
Marcelo manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Crap on his heels. He'll look to pass Crap's guard now, I'm sure.
Marcelo stands and throws Crap's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Crap wants to get back to his feet but Marcelo drags him back down.#SUB2#
Marcelo tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Marcelo is looking to take a break and control but Crap is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T1##SUB2#
Marcelo has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Crap is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Marcelo yanks on the arm and Crap is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Marcelo.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jorginho Marcelo!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 22, 2018
#R1#
Nice straight punches there by Bully. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bully.#TD2#
Crap looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crap is looking to stand up but Bully won't let him. #SUB#
Bully working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Crap doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Bully is tightening it up a little... Crap has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Crap reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Crap taps out! Nice BJJ there by Bully!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Cyber Bully!

 

Event: UCF America 4     
Date:   Oct 27, 2018
#R1#
Crap lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Crap.#CUT2#
It looks like Victor Mordino has been cut.
Mordino on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Crap works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mordino shoots in looking for a takedown but Crap manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mordino's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.#KD2#
Crap cracks Mordino with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Mordino looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Crap finish him? #ROC2#
Mordino is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mordino looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Crap is fending him off so far but Mordino persists. Nope, Crap circles away and we're back to standing.
Oh Mordino is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mordino takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mordino shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crap pinned against the cage. Crap gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Victor Mordino. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crap cracks Mordino on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Mordino falls backwards against the cage. Crap follows up with more strikes that drop Mordino to his knees. Crap keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Mordino! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eye Crap!
A relieved looking Eye Crap thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: UCF 9     
Date:   Oct 13, 2018
#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Lord. Crap does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crap misses with a combination
and Lord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crap walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Crap ducks under a wild hook from Lord.
Crap throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lord connects with a body shot.
Crap is looking to score with low kicks.
Crap throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lord with a nice cross.
Crap moves out of range as Lord strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap moves out of range as Lord strikes.
Lord sets himself, and Crap steps forward looking for the clinch! Lord avoids it this time.
Crap misses with a hook.
Crap throws a right hand that Lord ducks under and follows up with a left that Lord also avoids with ease.
Crap gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lord.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crap throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lord makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Crap ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.#T1#
Lord throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lord misses with a wild combination.
Crap throws a front kick aimed at Lord's knee but Lord avoids it well.
Crap misses with a body shot.
Lord jabs at Crap's body.
Lord throws a jab when Crap was well out of range.
Crap misses with a body punch
enabling Lord to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice defenses there by Crap.
Lord takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Crap swings away with a body shot that misses
and Lord counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Crap slips a straight right by Lord.
Crap stalks Lord and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Lord's face. Lord staggers backwards, shaken.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lord throws a big shot that misses.
Lord throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T2#
Nice takedown defense from Lord. No joy for Crap on that attempt.
Crap uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lord.
Lord dodges the punch combination from Crap.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crap avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A swing and a miss from Crap.
Sloppy strikes from Crap. Those never looked like landing.
Crap walks into a straight right hand from Lord.
Crap takes a jab right on the kisser.
Crap loads up on a big right hand but Lord slips the punch.
Lord uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crap.
Lord smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Crap slips under a jab.#T3#
Crap avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crap throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Lord misses the target.
Crap swinging wildly here.
Crap throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Lord counter with a right hand.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Lord checks a leg kick.
Lord is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A punch combination from Lord misses.
Crap misses with a looping left.
Lord misses with a leg kick
and Crap counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Crap misses with a body shot.
Lord bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Eye Crap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #CL#
Lord clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lord tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T4#
Lord cracks Crap with a nice body shot.
Crap wants to get back to striking at distance but Lord won't allow it.
Lord lands an uppercut.
Crap wants to get back to striking at distance but Lord won't allow it. #BC#
Lord breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lord misses with an uppercut. Crap saw that one coming.
Crap looks to score with a jab to the body but Lord is just out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Lord on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Crap steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lord.
Crap avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circling - Lord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crap scores with a one two! Lord had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A big left from Lord misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crap lands a front kick.
Lord uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Logan Lord dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Lord blocks the body kick.
Lord misses with an uppercut.
Crap is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Lord rather than just go for the knockout.
Crap slips a jab from Lord.
A nice side step and Crap releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Crap is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Crap throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lord stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lord throws an overhand right that lands on Crap's shoulder, as Crap tries to avoid the shot.
Lord is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Crap can do to turn this around?
Lord walks into a stiff left hand from Crap.
Crap throws a one two combo.
Lord throws out a loose jab but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lord connects with a nice looking jab.
Crap misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lord. #CL#
Crap tries to keep at a distance but Lord has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lord slowing the pace effectively.#BC#
Lord's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#T1#
Crap scoring well with a low kick there.
The fighters circling - Lord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A good leg kick by Lord.
Nice straight punches there by Crap. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Crap.
Lord misses with an uppercut. Crap saw that one coming.#CL#
Lord moves into the clinch.
A short right from Lord on the inside.
Lord lands a body punch.
Lord stalls.
Lord is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Crap is defending well for now.
Crap has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Lord seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Crap can turn it around.
Lord goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC#
Lord breaks from the clinch. #T2#
Lord jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crap misses with a leg kick
and Lord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crap with a nice cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lord throws a hook but Crap avoids it easily.
Crap is trying to counter with his kicks.
Lord fails to land with a series of punches.
A slow jab from Lord misses its intended target.
Lord swings widly with a right hand
letting Crap counter with a right hand.
Nice straight punches there by Lord. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lord.
Logan Lord is winning the standup battle so far.
Lord throws a lazy right hand but Crap sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Crap throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Lord bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crap takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Crap misses with a body punch
and Lord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crap is looking to land body kicks.#T3#
Crap misses with a shot to the body
and Crap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Lord throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crap throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lord connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crap misses with a body shot.
Lord lands a head shot.
Lord uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crap.
Eye Crap is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lord throws a body shot but no joy.
Crap misses with a lunging right hand
and Lord counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lord loads up on a big right hand but Crap slips the punch.
Lord lands a really nice looking cross but Crap seems unphased. #ROC#
Crap is rocked!
Crap smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Crap has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Crap throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crap slips a straight right by Lord.
Lord bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Crap is still on wobbly legs! Can Lord finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crap misses with a body punch
and Lord counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T4#
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lord moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap blocks a jab.
Lord lands a nice shot that snaps Crap's head back.
Lord bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Crap's head.
Crap misses with a kick to the body
and Lord scores with a counter punch that sends Crap to the canvas! Lord smells blood - he's punishing Crap with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Crap has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Logan Lord!
After winning the bout, Logan Lord thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 10, 2018
#R1#
Baker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crap swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Baker tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Crap swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from Baker misses the target.
Joe Baker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Baker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've been told by Crap's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Baker doesn't manage to clinch there - Crap circles away.
A punch combination from Crap misses. #CL2#
Baker takes the fight into the clinch.
Crap blocks an uppercut.
Baker has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Baker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in the clinch, Baker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Crap tries to break free but Baker pushes him back against the cage.
Baker lands a hook that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
Baker lands a body shot.
Baker swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T1#
Baker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Baker misses with a punch to the body.
Baker misses with a body punch.
Baker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crap blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Baker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Baker can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Baker fails to land.
Crap takes a shot to the head.
Crap wants to break free but Baker has control.
Baker has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Baker throws a punch but it's blocked by Crap.
Baker misses with the head strike. #T2#
A head punch on the inside from Baker fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Baker.
Baker has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Baker misses with the head strike.
Baker tries to work over Crap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Baker tries a body shot but Crap blocks it.
Crap blocking some punches.
Baker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crap blocks an uppercut.
Baker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Baker swings wildly with an uppercut but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Baker misses with a body punch. #T3#
Baker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Crap blocks a body shot from Baker.
Baker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Baker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Baker.
Baker tries to throw a body punch but Crap avoids it by throwing Baker back against the cage.
Baker tries to work over Crap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Baker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Crap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crap blocking some punches.
Baker misses with a punch on the inside.
Crap wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Baker throws a punch but it's blocked by Crap. #T4#
Baker misses with a body punch.
Crap blocks a body shot from Baker.
Baker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Baker has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Baker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baker keeps control of Crap as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Baker misses with some punches.
Crap wants to break the clinch but can't.
Baker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Baker scores with a shoulder strike.
Baker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Crap wants to get back to striking at distance but Baker won't allow it.
Crap blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Baker dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Baker tries to clinch up but Crap circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice body punch from Baker.
Crap takes a jab right on the kisser.
Crap swats away the attempt to clinch by Baker.
Crap appears to be looking for a big counter.
Baker misses with a straight left.
Baker tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Crap swats away the attempt to clinch by Baker.
Baker has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Crap is landing a low percentage of strikes.#CL2#
Baker gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Crap breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Baker tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Crap counter with a right hand.
Crap misses with a few strikes there.
Baker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Baker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crap pivots, looking for a leg kick but Baker is out of range and Crap settles back down.
Baker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss. #T1#
Baker is looking to clinch but Crap is avoiding it. #CL2#
Baker has closed the distance and engaged Crap in a clinch.
Baker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Crap tries to break the clinch but Baker is controlling the position.
Baker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Baker can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
Baker lands with a light punch inside.
Baker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Baker swings wildly with an uppercut but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crap is looking to break free of the clinch but Baker has double underhooks.
Baker has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Baker scores with a shot to the side of Crap's head. #T2#
Crap tries to break free but Baker pushes him back against the cage.
Baker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Crap's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Baker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Crap tries to break the clinch but Baker is controlling the position.
Baker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
Crap prevents a body shot from Baker.
Baker misses with a punch on the inside.
Baker misses with the head strike.
Baker tries a body shot but Crap blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Baker misses with a punch on the inside.
Crap tries to break the clinch but Baker is controlling the position.
Baker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Baker goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T3#
Crap blocks an uppercut.
Baker misses with a body punch.
Baker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Baker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Baker lands a nice uppercut.
Baker lands a right hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crap.
Crap blocking some punches.
Crap blocking some punches.
Crap blocks an uppercut.
Crap blocks a body shot from Baker.
Crap blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T4#
Baker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
Baker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crap backwards.
Baker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Baker has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Baker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Crap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Baker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Baker lands a body punch in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crap.
Baker misses with the head strike.
Baker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Crap prevents a body shot from Baker.
Crap working hard to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Baker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Baker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Crap manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Baker thuds his right hand into Crap's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Baker goes for a small jab and connects. Now Baker goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Crap stumbles back but Baker runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Crap to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Crap will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Joe Baker!
An out of breath Joe Baker thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: DUEL#175 Furia vs Muller     
Date:   Aug 18, 2018
#R1#
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
Giebelhals misses with the body kick
enabling Crap to counter with a crisp jab.
Crap misses with the combination.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Giebelhals circles away quickly and effectively.
Giebelhals keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Crap looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Crap.
Crap avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
Crap avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Crap.
Giebelhals pushes Crap away with a front kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giebelhals slips a jab and a cross from Crap.
Crap throws out a powerful jab.
Giebelhals tries a head kick but it misses.
Giebelhals fakes the leg kick and cracks Crap in the body. #T1#
Crap throws a jab but it's blocked by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Giebelhals throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Giebelhals.
Crap avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
Crap throws a sloppy body shot
and Giebelhals counters with a body kick that stops Crap in his tracks momentarily.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Giebelhals throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Crap's head.
Crap tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
A quick step to the side and Crap tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Crap moves out of range easily.
Giebelhals takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Giebelhals throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Giebelhals connects with a high kick.
Giebelhals thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Crap if he has to take too many more of those.
Giebelhals has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.#T2#
Crap takes a swing at Giebelhals's ribcage but misses.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crap throws a big counter combination but Giebelhals scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Crap misses with the combination.
Giebelhals lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Crap throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Crap moves out of range easily.
Giebelhals scores with a kick to the body.
Crap avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Crap.
Crap will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Giebelhals throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
Crap throws a big counter combination but Giebelhals scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Crap swings for the body but Giebelhals moves out of range.
Crap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Giebelhals moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Giebelhals throws a big counter head kick but Crap avoids it with no problem.
Tom Giebelhals seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Giebelhals thumps Crap with a low kick.
Giebelhals throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range. #T3#
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Giebelhals - that will leave a mark!
Giebelhals throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
Crap throws a low kick but Giebelhals avoids it.
Giebelhals tries a head kick but it misses.
Giebelhals looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Good leg kick by Giebelhals there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
Crap fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Crap moves out of range easily.
Giebelhals dodges the punch combination from Crap.
Nice body kick there by Giebelhals.#T4#
Giebelhals slips a jab and a cross from Crap.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giebelhals throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
Giebelhals lands with a kick to the temple. Crap shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Giebelhals goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Giebelhals is looking to slow Crap down with leg kicks.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Giebelhals moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap throws a leg kick but Giebelhals sees it coming and moves out of range.
Crap is looking to wear down Giebelhals with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Giebelhals thows a body kick. Crap tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Crap is breathing heavily.
Crap misses the shot to the body.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
As Giebelhals looks to move away, Crap throws a big counter combo but Giebelhals just gets out of the way.
Crap with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Giebelhals keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tom Giebelhals dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Giebelhals throws a head kick that Crap semi-blocks.
Giebelhals tries a head kick but it misses.
Crap avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals lands with a slapping head kick.
Some wild striking there from Crap.
Giebelhals throws a body kick that misses.
Giebelhals lands a nice looking body kick.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick
and Crap counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Giebelhals has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Giebelhals tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Giebelhals displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crap throws out the jab.
Crap avoids the head kick by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Giebelhals steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crap.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crap throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T1#
A big right from Crap misses.
Giebelhals throws a fast counter high kick but Crap manages to duck under it in time.
Giebelhals scores with a nice body kick.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Crap scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Giebelhals - that will leave a mark!
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Giebelhals buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Giebelhals throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Crap.
Giebelhals tries a head kick but it misses.
Giebelhals throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crap swings for the body but Giebelhals moves out of range.
Crunch! Giebelhals slams his shin into Crap's torso.
Giebelhals checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tom Giebelhals seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Giebelhals checks a leg kick.
Crap takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Some wild striking there from Crap.
As Crap backs off Giebelhals throws a huge counter combo but Crap manages to avoid it all.#T2#
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Crap throws a jab when Giebelhals was well out of range.
Giebelhals misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that Crap semi-blocks.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Crap throws a hook to the side of Giebelhals's head but Giebelhals sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crap throws a series of punches but Giebelhals moves out of range.
Giebelhals delivers a nice body kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Giebelhals - that will leave a mark!
Crap takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sloppy strikes from Crap. Those never looked like landing.
Crap throws a hook to the side of Giebelhals's head but Giebelhals sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Giebelhals throws a front kick that sends Crap stumbling back into the cage.#T3#
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses.
Giebelhals throws a nice head kick!
Giebelhals goes for a high kick. It partially lands.#ROC2#
Crap is rocked!
Eye Crap is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Giebelhals misses with a head kick.
Crap looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Crap does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A chopping leg kick lands by Giebelhals.
Giebelhals throws a sloppy head kick and Crap moves out of range easily.
As Giebelhals looks to move away, Crap throws a big counter combo but Giebelhals just gets out of the way.
Crap on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Giebelhals shapes to counter with a head kick.
Giebelhals pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crap lands a jab to Giebelhals's midsection.
Giebelhals connects with an inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Giebelhals.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crap walks forward, straight into a front kick from Giebelhals.
Crap takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie. #T4#
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Giebelhals throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crap throws a solid leg kick but Giebelhals takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Crap.
An inside leg kick from Crap misses.
Crap thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crap on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Giebelhals thuds his shin into the meat of Crap's side.
Crap takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Oh Crap is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CUT2#
It looks like Eye Crap has been cut.
Giebelhals tries a head kick but it misses.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Giebelhals! Crap is out on his feet! Giebelhals rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Crap is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Crap is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tom Giebelhals!

 

Event: DFN#47 Frost vs Justice     
Date:   Jul 21, 2018
#R1#
Ardiles chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crap connects with a single shot there.
Crap misses with a two punch combination. #CL#
Ardiles drives through and clinches with Crap against the cage.
Crap blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC2#
Crap manages to break the clinch.
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ardiles.
A counter left hand to the body from Ardiles misses its target.
Ardiles darts in trying to clinch
and Crap counters with a straight right hand.
Crap blocks a head kick by Ardiles.
Crap lands a leg kick that knocks Ardiles off balance momentarily.
Ardiles tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Crap manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Crap connects with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ardiles showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Crap is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Sloppy strikes from Crap. Those never looked like landing.
Ardiles looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ardiles throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T1#
Crap takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Crap misses with a low kick as Ardiles jumps back.
It appears Ardiles was looking to counter with a kick there.
Ardiles takes a jab right on the kisser.
Ardiles misses with a body shot.
Crap looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ardiles tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Crap motions for Ardiles to come forward. Crap throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crap keeps the fight on the outside.
Crap listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ardiles just misses with a punch to the body. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Crap has knocked Ardiles down with a huge combo! Crap steps away and waves a wobbly Ardiles back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Ardiles is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice inside leg kick there by Crap. That's going to slow Ardiles down.
Oh Ardiles is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crap goes for a small jab and connects. Now Crap goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Ardiles stumbles back but Crap runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Ardiles to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Ardiles will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eye Crap!
Eye Crap seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Juanma Ardiles spoke after the fight, saying 'Espejito rebotin'.

 

Event: NJMMA Friday Night Fights 8     
Date:   Jun 29, 2018
#R1#
A slow jab from Crap misses its intended target.
It seemed like Hadley Jr was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hadley Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Crap thuds his right hand into Hadley Jr's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Crap throws a right hand that Hadley Jr ducks under and follows up with a left that Hadley Jr also avoids with ease.
Crap blocks a head kick by Hadley Jr.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crap misses with a few strikes there.
Crap misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hadley Jr.
Crap throws a series of punches but Hadley Jr moves out of range.
Hadley Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hadley Jr.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hadley Jr tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Crap throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crap tries to bum rush Hadley Jr with a series of wild strikes but Hadley Jr uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hadley Jr misses with a head kick.
Crap throws a series of punches but Hadley Jr moves out of range. #T1#
Crap keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A punch combination from Crap misses. #CL2#
Crap gets tackled into the cage by Hadley Jr. Hadley Jr maintains the clinch. #BC2#
Hadley Jr pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Eye Crap is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hadley Jr throws a push kick but Crap slaps the foot to one side.
Eye Crap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap motions for Hadley Jr to come forward. Crap throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hadley Jr scoring well with a low kick there.
Crap takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Crap throws a leg kick
and Hadley Jr counters with a solid body kick.
We've been told by Crap's head coaches at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Crap swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hadley Jr counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hadley Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Hadley Jr is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Crap throws a low kick but Hadley Jr moves out of range easily.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hadley Jr fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Crap.#T2#
Hadley Jr shoots in for a takedown but Crap shows good takedown defense.
Sloppy strikes from Crap. Those never looked like landing.
Hadley Jr tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Hadley Jr pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Hadley Jr shoots in but Crap avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Hadley Jr.
Crap connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CL#
Crap rushes Hadley Jr and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hadley Jr is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Crap to keep the fight standing.
Hadley Jr manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hadley Jr tries to land knees in the clinch but Crap avoids the damage to the body. #T3##BC#
Crap breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crap fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hadley Jr is out of range.
Hadley Jr walks into a jab.
Crap misses with a few strikes there.
Crap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Crap scores with a decent looking hook.
Hadley Jr shoots in for a takedown but Crap shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Crap throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
A big left from Crap misses.
Crap scores with a one two! Hadley Jr had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crap misses with a low kick.
Crap avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crap is looking to counter punch.
Crap closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Crap lands a two punch combo. #T4#
Hadley Jr shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Crap as he jumps to the side.
Crap misses with a wild body shot.
Hadley Jr shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Crap as he avoids it easily.
We've been informed that Hadley Jr has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Hadley Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Despite the aggression on Hadley Jr's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Crap tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hadley Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Crap.
Crap stuffs the takedown.
Crap seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Crap misses with a wild combination.
Hadley Jr was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Hadley Jr gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Crap connects with a crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL2#
Hadley Jr has taken the fight to the clinch. #BC2#
Hadley Jr breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hadley Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Hadley Jr looks to land a body kick but Crap moved away.
Hadley Jr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Crap scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crap throws a good cross that connects.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Hadley Jr changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Crap looks to land a combination but Hadley Jr avoids it well.
A big left from Crap misses.
Crap misses with a double jab
and Hadley Jr finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hadley Jr fails in his attempt to clinch.
Eye Crap is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sloppy strikes from Crap. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hadley Jr moves forwards but Crap connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hadley Jr will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Crap throws a low kick, looking for Hadley Jr's leg but Hadley Jr calmly moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Hadley Jr's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Crap lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hadley Jr tries to close the distance and clinch but Crap swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hadley Jr wants to clinch.#T1#
Crap misses the jab.
Hadley Jr showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hadley Jr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap takes a swing at Hadley Jr's ribcage but misses.
Hadley Jr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Crap throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #TD2#
Hadley Jr throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Crap was covering up waiting for the punch and Hadley Jr finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Hadley Jr wants to control from the top but Crap keeps moving.
Hadley Jr won't allow Crap to get back to his feet. #T2#
Hadley Jr trying to control the position from guard on top but Crap is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crap is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #ES#
Crap manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Crap connects with a looping right hand.
Eye Crap is winning the standup battle so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hadley Jr dives in for a single leg takedown but Crap sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#T3#
Hadley Jr showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Crap misses with a hook
and Hadley Jr counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hadley Jr looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Hadley Jr.
Crap keeps the fight on the outside.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Crap with a jab.
Crap scores with a jab to the body.
Hadley Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
A shot to the liver by Crap. Beautiful body shot.
Crap loads up on a big right hand but Hadley Jr slips the punch.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Crap misses with a leg kick.
Hadley Jr tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T4#
Hadley Jr misses with the combination.
Hadley Jr ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crap throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hadley Jr let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Crap thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hadley Jr steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Crap.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hadley Jr looks to score with a jab to the body but Crap is just out of range.
Crap appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Crap swinging wildly here.
Hadley Jr throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Crap's waist but Crap gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Hadley Jr off to one side.
Crap went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hadley Jr shoots for a double leg takedown but Crap sprawls well. He's pushed Hadley Jr's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hadley Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Crap throws a leg kick but Hadley Jr sees it coming and moves out of range.
Crap lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Crap throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hadley Jr slips a jab and a cross from Crap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Crap misses with a body shot.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hadley Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Crap circles away quickly and effectively.
Crap throws a big shot that misses.
Hadley Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crap.
Crap scores with a hook.
Crap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hadley Jr can do to turn this around?
Crap shoots in looking for a takedown. Hadley Jr tries to sprawl out of it but Crap keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hadley Jr manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hadley Jr.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hadley Jr.
Crap misses with a low kick.
Hadley Jr looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.#T1#
Hadley Jr moves forwards but Crap connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Crap avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hadley Jr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Crap throws a series of punches but Hadley Jr avoids them all with ease.
Crap tries to land a leg kick but Hadley Jr saw it coming and moves away.
And Hadley Jr tries to counter it with a takedown but Crap pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Hadley Jr scores with a push kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Crap works Hadley Jr's body with a nice hook.
Hadley Jr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hadley Jr is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Crap on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hadley Jr will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A jab from Crap misses.
Hadley Jr drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Crap defends it well.
Hadley Jr fails with a takedown attempt.#T2#
Hadley Jr's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Crap connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hadley Jr scrambles back to his feet.
Hadley Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crap throws a low kick but Hadley Jr moves out of range easily.
Crap missing with a left hand there. Hadley Jr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crap is looking to score with low kicks.
Hadley Jr changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Hadley Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Crap throws a big counter combination but Hadley Jr scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Good work by Hadley Jr as he checks the leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
Crap feints a jab promting Hadley Jr to slip. Crap then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Hadley Jr slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Hadley Jr darts in looking for a takedown but Crap gets double underhooks and turns Hadley Jr into the cage.
Crap finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt. #T3#
Hadley Jr looks to land a left hand but Crap moved out of range nicely.
That kick from Hadley Jr tenderised Crap's leg. Crap is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hadley Jr shoots for a double leg takedown but Crap sprawls well. He's pushed Hadley Jr's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Hadley Jr.
Crap moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hadley Jr is looking to clinch.
Crap defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hadley Jr.
Hadley Jr walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hadley Jr moves forwards but Crap connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Some wild striking there from Crap.
Crap throws a leg kick but Hadley Jr checks it.
Hadley Jr checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hadley Jr is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Crap rather than just go for the knockout.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hadley Jr. #T4#
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
A punch combination from Hadley Jr misses.
Crap takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice body punch from Crap.
Crap shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Hadley Jr defends it nicely.
Alex Hadley Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Eye Crap is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hadley Jr on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Crap circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hadley Jr takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eye Crap showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crap, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eye Crap!

An out of breath Eye Crap thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: NJMMA 60     
Date:   Jun 16, 2018
#R1#
Crap scores with a hook.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Magomedrasulov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
Magomedrasulov tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Crap getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
And Magomedrasulov tries to counter it with a takedown but Crap pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Crap avoids the head kick by Magomedrasulov.
Crap's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Crap duly obliges.
Magomedrasulov is looking to clinch but Crap is avoiding it.
Crap lands with a right hand.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Magomedrasulov circles away quickly and effectively.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crap cracks Magomedrasulov with an open hand slap.#TD2#
Magomedrasulov scores with a takedown into Crap's guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Magomedrasulov working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Magomedrasulov looking to pass the guard.
Magomedrasulov won't allow Crap to get back to his feet.
Crap is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Tayne's 4d3d3d3 Gym that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.#T1#
Magomedrasulov slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB2#
Magomedrasulov goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Crap has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Magomedrasulov but great work by Crap.
Crap working away.
Magomedrasulov manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Crap tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Magomedrasulov.
Magomedrasulov preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Crap seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up. #SU#
Crap postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Magomedrasulov to stand up. #T2#
Magomedrasulov shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Crap as he jumps to the side.
Eye Crap is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Crap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches. #TD2#
Magomedrasulov drives through with a takedown into guard.
Magomedrasulov is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crap is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #T3#
Crap wants to stand but Magomedrasulov is controlling the position. #SUB2#
Magomedrasulov drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Crap dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Crap trying to stand up but can't free himself from Magomedrasulov's guard.
Magomedrasulov working a defensive guard here.
Crap is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Crap has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Magomedrasulov is proving hard to escape from. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Magomedrasulov shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Crap napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Crap is trying to escape the position but Magomedrasulov is controlling the position.
Crap is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Magomedrasulov is controlling him well.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Magomedrasulov takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Crap's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Crap duly obliges.
Magomedrasulov shoots for a takedown but Crap saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#TD2#
Magomedrasulov shoots in and gets a takedown into Crap's guard.
Magomedrasulov engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Magomedrasulov is standing up over Crap. Crap looks to escape but Magomedrasulov dives into side control.
Crap wants to get back to his feet.
Magomedrasulov trying to control the position but Crap is working away. #T1#
Crap wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Crap is trying to get back to half guard.
Crap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Magomedrasulov can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Magomedrasulov has an Americana. Crap didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Magomedrasulov is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Magomedrasulov hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Magomed Magomedrasulov!

 

Event: NJMMA #56     
Date:   May 19, 2018
#R1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Hadley Jr looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hadley Jr misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nice defenses there by Hadley Jr.
Hadley Jr misses with a looping right.
Crap swinging wildly here.
Hadley Jr changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Crap works the jab nicely.
Crap lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crap scores with a nice strike.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Crap duly obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hadley Jr misses with a leg kick.
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Crap displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hadley Jr.
Eye Crap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hadley Jr throws a sloppy head kick and Crap moves out of range easily.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hadley Jr walks into a straight right hand from Crap.#T1#
A nice inside leg kick there by Hadley Jr. That's going to slow Crap down.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hadley Jr lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hadley Jr shoots in looking for a takedown. Crap tries to sprawl out of it but Hadley Jr keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Crap manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Hadley Jr.
Crap misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Crap. Those never looked like landing.
Hadley Jr has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crap finds it's way round the side to connect with Hadley Jr's head.
Hadley Jr fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crap looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hadley Jr tries to work over Crap's front leg with a kick but Crap checks it.
An attempted straight right counter from Crap misses the target.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Eye Crap is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick that Crap semi-blocks.
Hadley Jr fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hadley Jr changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Crap tries to avoid it but Hadley Jr manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Crap to the ground. Crap escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Crap misses with a few strikes there.
Hadley Jr shapes to counter with a head kick.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hadley Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Crap misses with a few strikes there. #T2#
Hadley Jr tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Crap manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hadley Jr thuds his shin into the meat of Crap's side.
Crap is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#TD2#
Hadley Jr manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Crap on his heels. He'll look to pass Crap's guard now, I'm sure.
Crap on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Crap tries to get out of the position.
Hadley Jr trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU2#
Hadley Jr decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
Crap went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Crap throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hadley Jr lands a nice looking body shot.
Hadley Jr throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Crap displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hadley Jr showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Crap is breathing heavily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hadley Jr is defended easily by Crap.#T3#
Crap defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hadley Jr.
Crap scores with the left hand. Hadley Jr knows he should have avoided that one.
Hadley Jr takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Hadley Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheers as Crap lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hadley Jr doesn't seem phased though.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hadley Jr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hadley Jr dives in for a single leg takedown but Crap sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hadley Jr changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Crap tries to avoid it but Hadley Jr manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Crap to the ground. Crap escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hadley Jr shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Crap defends it nicely.
Crap lands a head shot.
Hadley Jr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Crap is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Crap misses with the combination.
Hadley Jr dives in and grabs Crap's left leg, looking for a takedown. Crap pushes down on Hadley Jr's head and hops out.
Crap throwing a counter right hand but Hadley Jr manages to avoid it.
Crap is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.#T4#
The fight stays on the outside here - Hadley Jr looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Crap is looking for a counter combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crap's corner calls for a 1-2. Crap obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Crap bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hadley Jr's head backwards.
Hadley Jr shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Crap but Crap pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick but Crap moves out of range.
Crap dodges the punch combination from Hadley Jr.
Crap looks to land a combination. Hadley Jr sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Crap tries to bum rush Hadley Jr with a series of wild strikes but Hadley Jr uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hadley Jr swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hadley Jr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hadley Jr thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Crap if he has to take too many more of those.
Crap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Crap tries to bum rush Hadley Jr with a series of wild strikes but Hadley Jr uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hadley Jr tries to clinch up but Crap circles away and keeps his distance.
Crap throws a right hand that Hadley Jr ducks under and follows up with a left that Hadley Jr also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Crap blocks the body kick.
Hadley Jr gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hadley Jr misses with a series of wild punches.
Hadley Jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hadley Jr on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Eye Crap is winning the standup battle so far.
Hadley Jr dives in and grabs Crap's left leg, looking for a takedown. Crap pushes down on Hadley Jr's head and hops out.
Crap moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hadley Jr tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crap leaves Hadley Jr with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crap ducks under a wild hook from Hadley Jr.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hadley Jr lands a lovely overhand right.#CL2#
Hadley Jr rushes Crap and presses him up against the cage.#BC#
Crap breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crap lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Hadley Jr throws a body kick that misses
and Crap counters with a straight right hand.
Hadley Jr closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #T1#
Crap lands a head shot.
Crap throws a series of punches but Hadley Jr moves out of range.
Hadley Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hadley Jr tries to clinch but Crap moves out of range.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hadley Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Eye Crap is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Hadley Jr throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hadley Jr.
Crap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hadley Jr can do to turn this around?
Hadley Jr feints and then cracks Crap's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crap down.
Hadley Jr on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hadley Jr misses with a body kick.
Crap steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hadley Jr. That one must have hurt.
Hadley Jr on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hadley Jr darts in looking for a takedown but Crap gets double underhooks and turns Hadley Jr into the cage.
Crap swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Hadley Jr.
Hadley Jr is breathing heavily.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Hadley Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hadley Jr tries to score a power double leg takedown but Crap sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hadley Jr somewhat.#T2#
Crap connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hadley Jr shoots in looking for a takedown. Crap tries to sprawl out of it but Hadley Jr keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Crap manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Crap works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Crap jabs Hadley Jr right on the nose. Hadley Jr blinks but takes it well.
We've been informed that Hadley Jr has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Hadley Jr fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Crap. No joy for Hadley Jr on that attempt.
Crap feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hadley Jrs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#ROC#
Hadley Jr is rocked!
Crap throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hadley Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can Crap finish him?
Hadley Jr misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Crap! Hadley Jr is backing up but he can't get away as Crap lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Hadley Jr and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Eye Crap!
A very excited looking Eye Crap made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: EFA 52 Garret vs Mcfly     
Date:   Apr 18, 2018
#R1#
Crap lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A decent looking cross lands there for Crap.
Crap looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Austin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nice uppercut lands for Crap. That snapped Austin's head back.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap throws a series of punches but Austin avoids them all with ease.
Austin dives in for a single leg takedown but Crap sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Crap throws a right hand that Austin ducks under and follows up with a left that Austin also avoids with ease.
Crap stuffs the takedown.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
Austin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#TD2#
Austin closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Crap did well to prevent Austin getting side control.
Crap avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Austin.
Austin has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Austin is nestled in close to Crap, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Austin scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Austin looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #T1#
Austin throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Austin landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Austin throwing shots but Crap is blocking nicely.
Austin missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Austin working over Crap with some ground and pound. Crap looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Austin missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Crap knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Austin on the ground.
Austin looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Crap with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #ROC2#
Crap is rocked!
Crap taking some punishment here, with Austin in his half guard.
Oh Crap is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Austin scores with a big shot! Crap's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Crap! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steve Austin!
Our winner, Steve Austin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: EFA: 44 Mcfly vs Lopez     
Date:   Mar 31, 2018
#R1#
Crap lands a jab to the nose.
Crap moves in looking to clinch but Awal pushes him off.
Crap misses with an uppercut. Awal saw that one coming.
Awal tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crap swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Awal tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Despite the aggression on Crap's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Awal circles away quickly and effectively.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Crap's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Crap's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Crap. That snapped Awal's head back.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Awal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
An attempted straight right counter from Awal misses the target.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crap misses with a looping right.
A right-left combo lands from Crap.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crap throws a combination that misses
and Awal connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crap swinging wildly here. #T1#
Crap misses with a double jab.
Awal has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crap finds it's way round the side to connect with Awal's head.
Crap lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Crap.
Awal is looking to clinch but Crap is avoiding it.
Awal moves away from the strike by Crap.
Crap moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Awal was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Crap.
Crap avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crap connects with a good right hand that stumbles Awal. Awal circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Crap throws a right hand that Awal ducks under and follows up with a left that Awal also avoids with ease.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
An attempted straight right counter from Awal misses the target.
Awal wants to clinch up but Crap keeps it at a distance.#T2#
Crap misses with a hook.
It looked like Awal was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Awal slips under a jab from Crap.
Awal is looking to counter punch.#CL#
Awal clinches.
Awal misses with a punch on the inside.
Awal throws a punch but it's blocked by Crap.
Awal tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Awal lands with a left to the head.
Awal misses with a punch on the inside.
Crap is trying to force a seperation but Awal has the dominant position.
Awal misses with a punch on the inside.
Crap blocking some punches.
Awal softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T3#
Awal tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Awal takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. #BC#
Awal breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Awal tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Crap is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Crap darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Awal.
A counter left hand to the body from Awal misses its target.
Awal keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crap.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Awal dodges the punch combination from Crap.
It looked like Awal wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Awal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crap moves away.
Crap connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CL#
Awal has taken the fight to the clinch. #T4#
Awal lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Awal misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Awal breaks the clinch.
A left and a right from Crap both land. Nice combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crap closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Left hook, right uppercut from Crap.
Crap throws a series of punches but Awal avoids them all with ease.
Awal takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Crap connects with a looping right hand.
Crap misses with a double jab
and Awal counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crap scores with a jab to the head.
Crap misses with a lunging right hand
letting Awal counter with a right hand.
Awal avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Awal.
Awal keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crap.
Crap lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Awal backs up against the cage.
Crap falls off balance throwing a combination
and Crap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crap scores with a nice right hand.
Eye Crap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crap pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Awal back to the cage. Crap follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Crap keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - Awal looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Eye Crap is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap throws a right and a left that Awal avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Awal moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Crap throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Awal tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Crap manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T1##CL#
Awal clinches up against the cage.
Awal lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Awal fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Awal fails to land.
Awal working aggressively here.
Crap is trying to break the clinch but Awal has him pressed against the cage.
Awal misses with some punches.
Crap has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Awal swings wildly with an uppercut but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crap wants to break free but Awal has control.
Awal tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC#
Awal breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T2#
Crap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
It looked like Awal wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Eye Crap seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A lazy left from Crap finds it's target.
Awal fails in his attempt to clinch.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Awal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Awal is looking to clinch but Crap is avoiding it.
Crap swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Awal counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Awal fails in his attempt to clinch.
Crap throws a hook but Awal blocks it.
Awal avoids a punch combination nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Awal misses the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Awal doesn't manage to clinch there - Crap circles away.
Crap throws a right hand that Awal ducks under and follows up with a left that Awal also avoids with ease.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Awal bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crap fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Awal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Awal fails with an attempt to clinch. #T3#
Crap scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Awal doesn't manage to clinch there - Crap circles away.
Some wild striking there from Crap.
A little feinted left hand from Awal on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Crap throws a right and a left that Awal avoids nicely.
Awal slips under a jab from Crap.
Awal appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Crap throws an overhand right that lands on Awal's shoulder, as Awal tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Awal misses the target.
Crap uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Awal.
Awal tries to clinch up.
Crap with a hook.
A combination from Crap does no damage.
Awal is looking to counter punch.
Crap throws a right and a left that Awal avoids nicely.
Awal is looking to counter punch.
Crap is breathing heavily.
Crap scores with a jab.#CL#
Awal moves into the clinch.#T4#
Crap wants to get back to striking at distance but Awal won't allow it.
Crap can't break the clinch.
Awal scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Awal throws a punch but it's blocked by Crap. #BC#
Awal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crap tries to bum rush Awal with a series of wild strikes but Awal uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Awal throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Crap on the side of the head.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Crap cracks Awal with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Crap misses with a combination
and Awal counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crap throws a series of punches but Awal moves out of range.
Awal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crap stalks Awal and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Awal's face. Awal staggers backwards, shaken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Crap throws a series of punches but Awal avoids them all with ease.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Crap throws a right hand that Awal ducks under and follows up with a left that Awal also avoids with ease.
A little feinted left hand from Awal on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Crap's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Crap duly obliges.
Awal slips a jab and a cross from Crap.
Awal looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Crap swats away the attempt to clinch by Awal.
Crap is looking for the big counter here.
Awal gets cracked there but stands up to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Awal swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Crap rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Crap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crap takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Crap is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Awal.
Crap stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Awal tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.#T1#
Crap swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Awal counters with a two punch combo.
Crap throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Awal counters with a left to the body.
Awal wants to clinch.
Awal closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap lands a two punch combo.
Awal showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Awal was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Crap throws a right and a left that Awal avoids nicely.
Awal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Awal fails with an attempt to clinch. #T2#
Crap has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Awal finds it's way round the side to connect with Crap's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crap swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Awal tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Crap misses with a straight left.
Awal tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A jab from Crap misses.
Awal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crap swats away the attempt to clinch by Awal.
Crap misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Awal to counter with a crisp jab. #CL#
Awal gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Awal throws a punch but it's blocked by Crap.
Crap blocks an uppercut.
Awal lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T3#
Awal misses with a short punch on the inside.
Awal swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crap tries to break free but Awal pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Awal breaks from the clinch.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A little feinted left hand from Awal on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Crap waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Awal.
Awal is looking to counter punch.
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
Awal is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Crap takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Crap walks into a stiff left hand from Awal.#T4#
A jab from Awal misses.
Crap might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Crap waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Awal.
Awal appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Crap lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Awal backs up against the cage.
Awal tries to clinch there but Crap circles away.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Awal is looking to counter punch.
A combination from Crap does no damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Crap.
Eye Crap is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Awal tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Crap scores with a jab. Awal acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Awal wants to clinch.
Salim Awal has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crap misses with the combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eye Crap comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Crap winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eye Crap!

A very excited looking Eye Crap made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Salim Awal spoke after the fight, saying 'I could have done better '.

 

Event: EFA 36 Farmery vs Raske     
Date:   Mar 11, 2018
#R1#
Masamune closes this distance looking for a takedown but Crap circles away.
Crap swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Masamune showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Crap tests Masamune's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Masamune moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Masamune throws a quick counter kick to the body but Crap avoids it.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Crap looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crap's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Crap's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap throws a series of punches but Masamune moves out of range.
Masamune blocks a jab.
Masamune feinted with a counter takedown.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Masamune has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Crap cracks Masamune with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Crap throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T1#
Crap throws a jab but it's blocked by Masamune.
Masamune tried to counter with a leg kick but Crap avoided it.
Crap misses with a wild combination.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Crap does no damage.
Masamune throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Crap's waist but Crap gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Masamune off to one side.
Masamune dodges the punch combination from Crap.
Masamune is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A combination from Crap does no damage.
Masamune takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Crap throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Masamune showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crap.
Masamune went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.#T2#
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crap swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crap throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Masamune sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Masamune wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Crap lands an overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crap looks to land a combination but Masamune avoids it well.
Masamune tries to counter by clinching up but Crap breaks away and moves out of range.
Crap throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Masamune shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Crap as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kazato Masamune. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A lazy left from Crap finds it's target.
Crap lands a jab-cross combination.
Masamune shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Crap sprawls well. Crap wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Masamune gets slowly back to his feet.#T3#
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It looked like Masamune was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Crap.
Masamune shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Masamune tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Crap manages to circle out of the way.
Crap lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#TD#
Masamune throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Crap was covering up waiting for the punch and Masamune finishes the takedown easily into guard. #SUB#
Masamune drops back looking for a leg! Crap is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Crap manages to kick Masamune off! Masamune jumps back into Crap's guard.
Crap wants to stand but Masamune is controlling the position. #T4##SUB#
Masamune drops back looking for a leg! Crap is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Crap manages to kick Masamune off! Masamune jumps back into Crap's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crap utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Masamune is pushing down on Crap's leg trying to pass to half guard. Crap is fighting to maintain full guard but Masamune has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB#
Masamune is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Crap is defending against the submission attempts here by Masamune.
Masamune works his way into full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Masamune circles away quickly and effectively.
Crap swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Masamune.
Masamune tries to counter by clinching up but Crap breaks away and moves out of range.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crap scores with a jab. Masamune acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A big right from Crap misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Crap misses the jab.
Crap has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Crap throws a series of punches but Masamune avoids them all with ease.
Masamune appears to be looking for a big counter.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Masamune thinks about countering with a body kick.
Masamune needs to keep his hands up - Crap had a free shot at his head there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crap takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Crap misses with a series of wild punches.
Masamune misses with a head kick. #T1#
Crap lands with a cross.
Crap misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No joy there for Crap, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A punch combination from Crap misses.
Crap throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Masamune on the side of the head.
Crap takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Crap falls off balance throwing a combination
and Masamune cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Crap is breathing heavily.
Crap throws a series of punches but Masamune avoids them all with ease.
Masamune ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A counter left hand to the body from Masamune misses its target.
A big left from Crap misses.
Masamune ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Some wild striking there from Crap. #T2#
The fighters circling - Crap throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #TD#
Masamune looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Masamune thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB#
Masamune drops back looking for a leg! Crap is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Crap manages to kick Masamune off! Masamune jumps back into Crap's guard.
Crap is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Masamune stands and throws Crap's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB#
Masamune is working to tighten his grip on Crap's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Crap has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Masamune is really squeezing tight and eventually Crap passes out! Masamune breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Kazato Masamune!
Our winner, Kazato Masamune, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: EFA 27 Gomi vs Zimmerman     
Date:   Feb 18, 2018
#R1#
Crap throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nagata counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crap throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nagata counters with a thumping low kick.
Nagata scores with a hook to the body. Crap takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crap blocks a jab.
Crap falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nagata counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nagata ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crap moves away.
Crap feints a jab promting Nagata to slip. Crap then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Nagata slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Nagata throws a wild body kick that Crap sees coming a mile off.
Nagata misses the shot to the body.
Crap misses with a combination
and Nagata counters with a nice body shot.
We've been told by Nagata 's head coaches at LOD The Shark Tank that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crap throws a series of punches but Nagata moves out of range.
Nagata defending well as Crap loads up on a big left hand.
Crap misses with a leg kick
letting Nagata counter with a right hand.
Crap throws a combination that misses
and Nagata counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crap rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nagata counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. #T1#
Nagata takes a swing at Crap's ribcage but misses.
As Nagata backs off Crap throws a huge counter combo but Nagata manages to avoid it all.
Crap swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #KD#
and Nagata counters with a nice right hand that sends Crap toppling to the canvas! Crap scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Nagata finish him?!#ROC#
Crap is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Eye Crap has been cut.
Nagata pounces like a tiger and cracks Crap with a vicious hook! Crap is down but not out! Nagata follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Yuji Nagata !

 

Event: EFA 18 Gomi vs Boco     
Date:   Jan 28, 2018
#R1#
Stephenson moves in looking to clinch but Crap pushes him off.
Crap throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stephenson.
It seemed like Stephenson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Crap throws a nice looking combination but Stephenson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crap swinging wildly here.
The fighters circling - Crap throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crap lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stephenson circles away quickly and effectively.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stephenson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stephenson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Crap throws a series of punches but Stephenson moves out of range.
Stephenson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Stephenson closes the distance and clinches up with Crap, looking for a takedown. Stephenson pushes Crap against the cage but Crap circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Crap swats away the attempt to clinch by Stephenson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A decent looking cross lands there for Crap.
Crap throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stephenson feints the counter takedown.#CL2#
Stephenson moves into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stephenson prevents Crap from breaking the clinch.#T1#
Crap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stephenson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stephenson is looking for a takedown.
Stephenson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Crap pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harold Stephenson.
Crap is trying to push Stephenson away but Stephenson has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Stephenson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stephenson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Crap pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Stephenson keeps control of Crap as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stephenson looking for a takedown.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Crap.
Stephenson drops down looking for an ankle pick but Crap pulls his leg out and moves away.
A combination from Crap does no damage.
A punch combination from Crap misses. #T2#
Crap throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Stephenson counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #SUB2#
Stephenson is looking for a kimura here.
Crap on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Crap tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
Stephenson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Crap has managed to free his arm - good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Stephenson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Crap doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Stephenson. #SUB2#
Stephenson is trying to work for a kimura but Crap is defending well.
Crap knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Stephenson on the ground.#T3##SUB2#
Stephenson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #SUB2#
Stephenson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Crap sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Stephenson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Stephenson trying to pass the guard but Crap defending well. #SUB2#
Stephenson is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Stephenson in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Crap tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Stephenson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Harold Stephenson!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 29, 2017
#R1#
Crap tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bibita defends well and Crap ends up having to push Bibita into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Crap swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crap scores with a nice right hand.
Crap bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bibita's head.
Bibita missing with a left hand there. Crap was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A cross from Crap lands.#CL#
Crap gets tackled into the cage by Bibita. Bibita maintains the clinch.
Crap tries to break the clinch but Bibita is controlling the position.
Crap is trying to break the clinch but Bibita has him pressed against the cage. #BC#
Bibita breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bibita on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Crap's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Crap duly obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crap works over Bibita's head and body with a nice combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Crap!
Some wild striking there from Crap. #T1#
Crap lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bibita drops his hands momentarily and Crap takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Crap is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Crap bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Crap scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Crap scores with a jab.
Bibita tries a head kick but it misses.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Crap will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bibita has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bibita tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crap paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Crap scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bibita fails with a takedown attempt.#T2#
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Bibita misses with a takedown attempt - Crap sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Decent striking displayed by Crap there.
Crap has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Crap has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Crap lands with an overhand left.
Crap works over Bibita's head and body with a nice combination.
Crap lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #ROC2#
Bibita is rocked!
Bibita is breathing heavily.
Crap connects with a right that clearly hurt Bibita. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Crap proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Bibita collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eye Crap!
An out of breath Eye Crap thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 2     
Date:   Dec 08, 2017
#R1#
Embalmer fails with the takedown
and Embalmer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #TD2#
Embalmer closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Embalmer lands in his opponent's guard.
Embalmer wants to pass the guard but Crap is keeping the position.
Embalmer throws a big right hand that misses.
Embalmer scoring with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Embalmer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Embalmer works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T1#
Embalmer stalling.
Embalmer scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Embalmer seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Embalmer wants to pass the guard but Crap is defending well.
Embalmer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Crap is looking to escape.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Embalmer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Crap tries to kick Embalmer off but Embalmer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Embalmer not doing much here.
Embalmer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Embalmer has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Embalmer frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Embalmer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T3#
Embalmer takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Embalmer throws some wild stikes that Crap manages to avoid easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Embalmer content just to control the position here.
Crap avoids a series of strikes thrown by Embalmer.
Crap knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Embalmer on the ground.
BOOM! Embalmer connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Embalmer cracks Crap with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Embalmer lands a big shot there that rocks Crap but he's holding on and managing to survive for now. #ROC2#
Crap is rocked!#SUB2#
Embalmer has hold of Crap's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Crap manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Oh Crap is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crap is in a horrible position here. Embalmer smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Embalmer controlling from the full mount.
Embalmer with a couple of short strikes.
Embalmer controlling the position easily from mount.
Crap tries to buck Embalmer off but he can't manage it. #SUB2#
Embalmer is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Embalmer extends the arm and Crap is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Egyptian Embalmer!
A very excited looking Egyptian Embalmer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: The Island Season 7, 155 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Dec 07, 2017
#R1#
Fawce misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Fawce fails with the takedown.
Fawce misses with a takedown attempt
and Crap counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Fawce. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fawce has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fawce with a poor takedown
letting Crap counter with a right hand.
Fawce fails with the takedown.
Despite the aggression on Crap's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fawce.
Despite the aggression on Crap's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Fawce has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters with a series of strikes. Fawce will be more careful next time no doubt.
Horrible takedown attempt by Fawce or perhaps it was just good defense by Crap, which made it look bad.
Crap unleashes a big counter combination but Fawce bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T1#
Fawce shoots in for a takedown but Crap shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Crap lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Fawce shoots and misses
enabling Crap to counter with a crisp jab.
Fawce shoots in looking for a takedown. Crap tries to sprawl out of it but Fawce keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Crap manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fawce is breathing heavily.
Fawce looks for a takedown but Crap sprawls well.
Despite the aggression on Crap's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Max Fawce seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fawce shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crap counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #ROC2#
Fawce is rocked!
Fawce has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oh Fawce is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#TD#
Fawce manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Crap on his heels. He'll look to pass Crap's guard now, I'm sure.
Crap is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Fawce seems to have got his legs back now.#T2#
Crap working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fawce.
Fawce throwing strikes from guard but Crap blocks nicely.
Crap keeping moving, preventing Fawce from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fawce postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crap utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fawce trying to control but Crap is working from the bottom.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Crap really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fawce. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Fawce misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Fawce shoots in but no luck this time.
Crap unleashes a big counter combination but Fawce bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Eye Crap is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fawce shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crap counters with a stiff right hand.
Fawce shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crap counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fawce fails with the takedown.
Crap unleashes a big counter combination but Fawce bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Fawce with a poor takedown
and Fawce takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fawce shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crap counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
Fawce fails with the takedown
and Crap counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fawce shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fawce tries for a takedown but Crap circles away easily
and Crap counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crap has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fawce misses with a takedown attempt - Crap sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Crap lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fawce shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crap pinned against the cage. Crap gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Crap now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Fawce changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Crap tries to avoid it but Fawce manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Crap to the ground. Crap escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Fawce shoots and misses
and Crap counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eye Crap dominated that round.
That's time! Fawce's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Fawce shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Crap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Eye Crap seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fawce misses with a takedown
and Crap counters with a straight right hand.
Fawce closes the distance and clinches up with Crap, looking for a takedown. Fawce pushes Crap against the cage but Crap circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Fawce. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fawce tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Crap swivels and escapes.
Fawce tries for a takedown but Crap sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
And Crap tries to counter it with a takedown but Fawce pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Fawce fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Crap unleashes a big counter combination but Fawce bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Fawce shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Crap as he avoids it easily.
As Fawce backs off Crap throws a huge counter combo but Fawce manages to avoid it all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Crap misses.
Fawce has his takedown stuffed
and Crap counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Crap stalks Fawce and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fawce's face. Fawce staggers backwards, shaken.#T1#
Fawce tries for a takedown but Crap circles away easily
and Crap counters with a stiff right hand.
Fawce darts in looking for a takedown but Crap gets double underhooks and turns Fawce into the cage.
Fawce shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Crap pinned against the cage. Crap gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Fawce shoots and misses
and Crap comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Fawce stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Crap is on him like rabid pit bull! Fawce slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eye Crap!
A relieved looking Eye Crap thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 25, 2017
#R1#
Crap punishes Savage's body with a nice straight punch.#CL2#
Savage clinches up against the cage.#BC2#
Savage manages to break the clinch.
Savage takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Savage looks for a takedown but Crap sprawls well.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Savage moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crap cracks Savage with a good jab.
Crap lands a nice hook to Savage's body. Savage takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Savage drops his hands momentarily and Crap takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Crap punishes Savage's body with a nice straight punch.
Crap rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Savage moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD2#
Savage shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Savage showed some decent athleticism there. #SUB2#
Savage wants to work for an arm triangle but Crap is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Savage with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Savage wants to take a breather but Crap is having none of it.
Crap on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Crap tries to get out of the position.#T1#
Savage prevents Crap from standing back up. #SUB2#
Crap is defending against the submission attempts here by Savage.
Crap looks like he's trying to stand up.
Crap knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Savage on the ground.#SUB2#
Savage is looking for a kimura but Crap is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Savage to get the leverage.
Crap is trying to stand up here but Savage is controlling him well. #SUB2#
Savage is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Savage wants to work for an arm triangle but Crap is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Savage is looking to take a break and control but Crap is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T2##SUB2#
Savage is working for a kimura but Crap is defending it quite comfortably. #SUB2#
Savage is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Crap is just riding it out for now. Savage eventually gives up the hold.
Crap pushes Savage off looking to stand but Savage dives back in and keeps control.
Savage working over Crap with some ground and pound. Crap looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#ES#
Crap kicks off Savage and gets to his feet.
Crap lands the left hand.
Crap lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #T3#
Savage ducks right into an uppercut from Crap.
Crap scores with a crisp jab that stopped Savage in his tracks.
Crap lands with a good body shot.
Crap lands with a cross.
Crap is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Crap throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Crap scores with a jab.#ROC#
Savage is rocked!
Savage walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Crap! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eye Crap!
Eye Crap thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 10, 2017
#R1#
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap scores with a punch to the head.
Magnolia seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Magnolia has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crap finds it's way round the side to connect with Magnolia's head.
Crap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Good exchange - Crap coming out on top.
Crap swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Magnolia.
Magnolia walks into a left hand.
Crap works the jab nicely.
Crap scores with the left hand. Magnolia knows he should have avoided that one.
Crap lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crap smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Crap swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crap scores with a jab.
Crap connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Crap cracks Magnolia with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T1#
Crap misses with a two punch combination.
Crap connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Magnolia avoids a punch combination nicely.
Magnolia tries to move into range but Crap moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crap throws a right and a left that both miss.
Magnolia half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Crap feints a jab promting Magnolia to slip. Crap then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Magnolia slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Crap moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jab from Crap.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crap. Magnolia does a little dance to reset his feet.#T2#
Crap scores with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crap misses with a straight right.
Magnolia feinted with a counter takedown.
Crap moves into range and connects with a jab.
Crap scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crap misses with a double jab.
Magnolia has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crap finds it's way round the side to connect with Magnolia's head.
Crap thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crap pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Magnolia back to the cage. Crap follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#ROC2#
Magnolia is rocked!
Crap plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Magnolia swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Magnolia face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eye Crap!
Eye Crap seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 26, 2017
#R1#
Crap misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crap throws a shot to the body.
Crap connects with a looping right hand.
Crap lands with a nice combination. Pipes backs away looking to recover.
Crap fails to land with a series of punches.
Crap scores with a three punch combo!
Crap ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pipes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Crap counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pipes looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crap comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crap definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Pipes is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pipes tries for a takedown but Crap circles away easily
and Crap counters with a stiff right hand.
Crap lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pipes backs up against the cage.
Crap lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pipes at a distance.
Crap slaps away a takedown attempt from Pipes, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Eye Crap has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Wesley Pipes.#T1#
Crap lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Crap.
Pipes shoots for a double leg takedown but Crap sprawls well. He's pushed Pipes's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #TD2#
Pipes bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Crap is looking to reverse the position.#SUB2#
Pipes tries for a kimura but Crap is defending well. #SUB2#
Crap tries to escape back to his feet but Pipes has kept hold of him... Oh, now he's got Crap's back and is looking for the choke... Is it? Is it sunk in? YES! Crap is tapping! Pipes saw the opportunity and took it - ruthless!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Wesley Pipes!
An out of breath Wesley Pipes thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 12, 2017
#R1#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Crap!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pipes.
Crap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Crap jabs Pipes to the body, keeping him at a distance.#TD#
Pipes shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Pipes showed some decent athleticism there.
Crap really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pipes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Crap wants to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Crap is defending against the submission attempts here by Pipes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Pipes is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Crap doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pipes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Pipes is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #T1#
Crap looks like he's trying to stand up. #SUB#
Pipes in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Crap tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Pipes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wesley Pipes!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 03, 2017
#R1#
Lopez throws a half hearted mid kick.
Crap lands a nice looking body shot.
Crap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Lopez moves away from the strike by Crap.
Crap throws a right hand that Lopez ducks under and follows up with a left that Lopez also avoids with ease.
Crap throws out a powerful jab.
Nice uppercut lands for Crap. That snapped Lopez's head back.
Lopez tries a head kick but it misses.
Lopez moves away from the strike by Crap.
Lopez fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crap loads up on a big right hand but Lopez slips the punch.
Lopez changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Lopez has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lopez there as he acknowledges the shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lopez.
Lopez shoots in for a takedown but Crap shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Crap throws out a counter right but Lopez avoids it with no problem.
Lopez staying out of range there.
Crap scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crap jabs Lopez to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Crap scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lopez doesn't seem bothered though.
Crap slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T1##CL#
Lopez takes the fight into the clinch.
Crap being controlled against the cage.
Lopez prevents Crap from breaking the clinch.
Lopez fails to pull the fight into his guard. #TD#
Lopez ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Lopez no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Crap has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Lopez to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Crap is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Lopez pulls down on the head and he's put Crap to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Tony Lopez!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Sep 24, 2017
#R1#
Crap uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hotdog has time to react.
Crap scores with a punch to the head.
A big right from Hotdog misses.
Crap looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Crap circles away from the clinch attempt.
Crap lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Crap moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Crap lands with a straight right. Hotdog didn't see that one coming.
Crap keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab. #ROC2#
Hotdog is rocked!
Crap drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Hotdog right on the button. Hotdog goes down! Crap follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Crap gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eye Crap!

 

 
 
 
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