Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: SyFi 125
Date: Nov 04, 2018

#R1#
RestInPiece swings and misses with a hook to the body.
RestInPiece takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#CUT#
It looks like Awesome Dick has been cut.#CL#
RestInPiece drives through and clinches with Dick against the cage. #BC#
RestInPiece breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL#
RestInPiece drives through and clinches with Dick against the cage.
Dick wants to get back to striking at distance but RestInPiece won't allow it.
RestInPiece makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#BC#
RestInPiece manages to break the clinch.
Nice cross by RestInPiece.
Dick on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dick looks winded!
A chopping leg kick lands by RestInPiece.
RestInPiece lands a brutal head kick. Dick looks out on his feet and RestInPiece throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Machiavelli RestInPiece!

Event: SyFi 99
Date: Sep 07, 2018

#R1#
Two By Two shoots in looking for a takedown. Dick tries to sprawl out of it but Two By Two keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dick throws a body kick that misses.
Two By Two shoots in looking for a takedown. Dick tries to sprawl out of it but Two By Two keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dick leaves Two By Two with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Awesome Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Two By Two.#CL2#
Two By Two closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Dick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Two By Two clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
We've been hearing good reports from Dick's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Dick tries to get the hooks in deep but Two By Two pushed the leg off.
Dick missing with punches from the back. #T1#
Two By Two trying to control the hands but Dick breaks the grip.
Dick scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Two By Two is looking for a way out.
Dick is hanging on to Two By Two's back as he tries to escape.
Two By Two is still trying to improve position.
Dick misses with an elbow to the head.
Dick has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Two By Two's body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Two By Two is trying to break free. #T2#
Two By Two wants to control his opponent's hands but Dick gets his hands free.
Dick has the hooks in. Two By Two is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Two By Two turns into Dick and is now in his guard.
Dick seems keen to control Two By Two's posture.#SUB#
Dick looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
My spies in ELITE Island Gym - All Elite Coaches ($800/Week) inform me that Two By Two has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!#SUB#
Dick is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T3#
Two By Two tries to free his leg and advance position but Dick is retaining full guard.
Two By Two trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Two By Two sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Two By Two wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Two By Two from controlling successfully.
Dick looking for a sweep. Not yet Dick, not yet.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Two By Two from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD2#
Two By Two closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Dick's guard.
Dick looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Two By Two is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that round.
That's time! Dick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##TD2#
Two By Two throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dick was covering up waiting for the punch and Two By Two finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Awesome Dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dick lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Two By Two not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Two By Two managing to control the position.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Two By Two can do to turn this around?
Dick's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T1#
Two By Two wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Two By Two looking for a sweep. Not yet Two By Two, not yet.
Two By Two keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Two By Two had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dick defends it easily.
Dick preventing the sweep.
Dick throws an elbow that misses. Two By Two uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dick's guard. Nice move by Two By Two!#REVB##T2#
Two By Two wants to control from the top but Dick keeps moving. #SUB#
Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Two By Two can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Two By Two trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Dick can't keep his opponent in guard - Two By Two advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dick wants to control but Two By Two is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T3#
Two By Two is pressing down on Dick's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dick is holding on for now.
Two By Two seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Dick does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Two By Two prevents Dick from improving his position.
Two By Two tries to pass to full mount but Dick defends it. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nice sprawl there from Dick as Two By Two shoots in.#CL#
Dick clinches with his opponent. #TD#
Dick has hold of one of Two By Two's legs. Two By Two is fighting the takedown attempt but Dick gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Two By Two keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass. #T4#
Dick's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Two By Two looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Two By Two manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dick manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Dick keeping moving, preventing Two By Two from controlling successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Two By Two is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Billy Two By Two will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Two By Two has him pressed against the cage. #TD2#
Two By Two has clasped his hands together around Dick's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Dick wants to get back to his feet but Two By Two is dominant here and he's now got Dick's back!#SUB2#
Two By Two has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Dick has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Dick can't escape the position.
Dick tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell! #T1#
Dick is squirming around, avoiding Two By Two's attempts to control the action.
Two By Two takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Two By Two wants to control the pace but Dick is squirming around nicely.
Dick is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Two By Two forces the positional change into back control. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
Two By Two is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Dick has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Two By Two has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Dick taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Two By Two doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Billy Two By Two!
An out of breath Billy Two By Two thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: CCF 30: Cobb vs Butler 2
Date: Jul 28, 2018

#R1#
No luck for Dick with that takedown attempt.
Savage changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#CL#
Dick clinches up against the cage.
I was talking to Dick's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dick tries for a takedown but Savage manages to get underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Dick escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #TD#
Dick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Dick working the ground and pound.
Dick cracks Savage with an elbow. That is naaassty.#T1#
Dick content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Savage parries the strikes from Dick easily there. Dick is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Savage to escape.
Savage is trying to escape the position but Dick is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Dick works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Dick working the ground and pound but Savage is defending the strikes.
Savage avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Dick.
Savage takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.#T2#
Dick in side control, throwing shots but Savage defends.
Savage being controlled for a moment.
Savage really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dick. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dick misses with an attempted head punch from side control. #T3#
Dick working the ground and pound but Savage is defending the strikes.
Sloppy strikes there by Dick.
Dick creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Dick wants to lay and pray for a moment but Savage keeps working.
The ground and pound from Dick seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Savage told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
An elbow from Dick crashes against the mat.
Dick misses with the ground and pound.
Dick working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Dick has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Savage is trying to control Dick's posture but Dick avoids it.
Dick trying to control the position but Savage is working away. #T4#
Dick with the ground and pound but Savage regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Dick scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Dick looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Dick throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Dick is thwarting Savage's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Dick looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Savage is fending him off so far but Dick persists. Nope, Savage circles away and we're back to standing.
Savage tries to counter by closing the distance.
Dick misses with a straight right.
Savage is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Dick wants to clinch up but Savage keeps it at a distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Savage! But no joy.
Dick moves in looking to clinch but Savage pushes him off.
Savage looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.#TD#
Dick is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Savage's half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Savage pushes Dick off looking to stand but Dick dives back in and keeps control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dick connects with a nice short shot to Savage's temple.
Dick trying to control the pace.
Dick is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SUB#
Dick is looking for a kimura but Savage is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dick to get the leverage.
Savage has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.
Dick takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Savage slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Dick working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
Savage keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully.
Savage is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Dick is controlling him.
Dick controls from within his opponent's guard.
Dick keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Savage's head.
Dick is stalling in the full guard.
Dick scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#T3#
Dick landing some decent shots from guard.
Savage working a defensive guard here.
Dick throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Savage works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dick.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Dick throws a body kick that misses.
Dick throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Savage counters with a takedown into side control.
Dick avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Savage.
Dick tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Savage wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Savage controls the position from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Dick throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Savage feints the counter takedown.
Dick tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Savage counters with a body kick that stops Dick in his tracks momentarily.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch but Savage swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Savage with the counter takedown but Dick avoids it easily.
Awesome Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick throws a head kick but Savage moves out of range.
And Savage tries to counter it with a takedown but Dick pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Dick looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Savage throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Dick rushes Savage and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Savage's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T1##BC2#
Savage breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Savage steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.
Savage follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Dick is trying hard to land a takedown here. Savage sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dick moves in looking to clinch but Savage pushes him off.
Savage raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Savage paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Savage looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Savage takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T2#
Savage avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dick tries to clinch up but Savage circles away and keeps his distance.
Savage wants to counter the offense by Dick and move into the clinch position.
Dick swings for the body but Savage moves out of range.
Dick tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Savage counters with a series of strikes. Dick will be more careful next time no doubt.
Savage moves out of range of the leg kick from Dick.
Savage unleashes a big counter combination but Dick bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Dick fails in his attempt to clinch.
Savage with the counter takedown but Dick avoids it easily.#T3#
Dick misses with a low kick.
Savage appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dick tries a low kick but Savage avoids it.
Savage steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Dick throws a leg kick but Savage sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Savage blocks a head kick by Dick.
Savage is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Savage keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dick.
Savage feints the counter takedown.
Dick tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Savage counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#CL#
Dick clinches up with Savage and pushes him back against the cage.#T4#
Dick can't get the takedown.
Dick wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Savage has him pressed against the cage.#BC2#
Savage breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dick tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Savage manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Savage tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dick misses with a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#CL#
Dick moves into the clinch successfully.
Randy Savage has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Awesome Dick is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#BC2#
Savage breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Awesome Dick.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dick, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:28
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Awesome Dick!
Randy Savage spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Macho Madness!'.

Event: CCF FN 25:Mckane vs Savi
Date: Jun 16, 2018

#R1#
Lima keeps the fight on the outside.#CL2#
Dick has taken the fight to the clinch. #TD2#
Dick has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Lima is trying to keep an underhook but Dick manages to get the takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Lima looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dick takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Lima has hold of Dick's hands but Dick slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Well, if Dick is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Dick is nestled in close to Lima, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lima is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB2#
Dick is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Dick trying to control the pace.
Dick has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Slaughterhouse. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.#SUB#
Lima is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dick pulls his head out easily. #T1##SUB#
Lima looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Lima tries to roll over but Dick keeps him under control.#SUB#
Lima actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Lima looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick wants to free his trapped foot but Lima is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Lima actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Lima looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lima is looking to control Dick's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Lima avoid being mounted?
Lima makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Lima.
Dick keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Lima's head.#SUB#
Lima working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dick doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dick manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Lima working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dick.
Lima keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Dick stays in close to Lima's body and controls the position.
Lima not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dick working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dick slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T3#
Lima keeping full guard, as Dick tries to pass.
Dick landing with the ground and pound. #SUB#
Dick is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Lima has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Dick is looking to defend but Lima has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Dick! Lima pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Dick taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Marcelinho Lima!

Event: CCF FN 21:McKane vs Dayne
Date: May 18, 2018

#R1#
Dick pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hadley wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Dick changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#CL2#
Dick instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Dick breaks the clinch.
Hadley misses with a kick to the body #TD2#
and Dick counters with a single leg into guard. Hadley didn't expect that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hadley is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dick is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dick is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Dick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#T1#
It looks like Dick might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Dick scoring with some ground and pound.
Dick engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
More stalling from Dick.
Hadley has momentary wrist control but Dick slips an elbow through the middle.
My spies in Slaughterhouse inform me that Dick has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Dick engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Dick works over Hadley with some ground and pound from guard.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dick makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Dick lands a couple of elbows.
Dick postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dick is in close to Hadley's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dick is in close to Hadley's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dick must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Dick lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dick with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dick postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dick is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Hadley is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T3#
Dick sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dick scoring with punches to the head and body.
Dick is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Dick scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dick slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dick landing with the ground and pound. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dick is stalling in the full guard.
Dick scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dick's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Dick is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##CL2#
Dick pushes Hadley up against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Dick breaks the clinch.
Hadley lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #CL2#
Dick has Hadley up against the cage in a clinch. #TD2#
Dick lands a takedown into guard.
Dick working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dick scoring with some ground and pound.
Dick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dick content to stall in guard here.
Dick distracts Hadley with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T1#
Dick with a nice head shot there.
Dick postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dick scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hadley wants to stand and escape but Dick is having none of it.
Dick keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hadley's head.#CUT2#
It looks like Ryan Hadley has been cut.
Hadley being controlled here, momentarily.
Dick lands a couple of digs.#T2#
Dick cracks Hadley with a solid left hand.
Dick keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Hadley's head.
Dick passes Hadley's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Hadley has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dick is working away from the top position though.
Dick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hadley knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dick controlling the pace.
Dick with more of the same as he continues to hold on.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T3#
Hadley moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB2#
Dick drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dick jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Dick distracts Hadley with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dick controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#CL2#
Dick moves into range and clinches up with Hadley.#TD2#
Dick has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Hadley is trying to keep an underhook but Dick manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick controlling the action here.#SUB2#
Dick is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ryan Hadley's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Hadley misses with a double jab #TD2#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hadley won't be happy with that.
Dick is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Hadley is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dick connects with a decent elbow.
Awesome Dick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dick remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Dick scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Hadley to see if he's OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick looks up at the clock and then as Hadley takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Dick smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Dick is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #T1#
Dick lands a decent elbow from side control. #SUB2#
Dick tries for a kimura but Hadley is defending well.
Hadley gets back to half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dick in particular looking to stall.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dick looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hadley with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #CUT2#
Ryan Hadley's cut is getting worse.#SUB2#
Dick is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dick seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ground and pound from Dick.
Hadley trying to control from the bottom.
Dick working the head and body with strikes.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dick scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T3#
Dick scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Ground and pound from Dick. #CUT2#
Ryan Hadley's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Dick working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #CUT2#
Jeez, Ryan Hadley's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ryan Hadley's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Awesome Dick!

Event: CCF FN 16:Butler vs Bitetti
Date: Apr 07, 2018

#R1#
Gobert tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
Gobert throws a head kick but Dick moves out of range.
Gobert feints a jab promting Dick to slip. Gobert then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Dick slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT2#
It looks like Awesome Dick has been cut.
Gobert wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Gobert looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dick is fending him off so far but Gobert persists. Nope, Dick circles away and we're back to standing.#TD#
Dick scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Gobert wants to get back to full guard.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dick connects with a nice short shot to Gobert's temple.
Dick has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Dick is nestled in close to Gobert, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Gobert is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dick scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dick lands strikes from half guard.
Dick slows the pace down in half guard.
Dick could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Nice strikes from Dick there. #T2#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dick in particular looking to stall.
Dick lands with a punch from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick wants to pass to mount but Gobert is defending the position.
Dick seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Dick seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dick scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Gobert looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dick wants to free his trapped foot but Gobert is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T3##SUB#
Dick is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Gobert has managed to free his arm - good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dick controlling the action here.
Gobert really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dick. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dick seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Gobert for as long as he can get away with.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dick connects with a nice short shot to Gobert's temple. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Dick is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Gobert is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dick scores with a couple of nice shots.
Ground and pound from Dick.
Dick is taking a breather. Gobert says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Nice strikes from Dick there.
Dick lands strikes from half guard.
Dick seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Awesome Dick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Dick moves to clinch but Gobert breaks away
and Gobert counters with a one-two to the body.
Gobert is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#CL#
Dick has taken the fight to the clinch. #BC2#
Gobert breaks the clinch.
Gobert misses with a double jab #TD#
and Dick counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Gobert!
Dick landing strikes.
Dick is looking to take a break and control but Gobert is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dick is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Gobert's shoulder. That is not cool. #T1#
Dick lands an elbow.
Dick trying to control the position but Gobert is working away.
Gobert is trying to escape the position but Dick is controlling the position.
Dick is looking to take a break and control but Gobert is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dick lands a decent elbow from side control.
Dick is working Gobert over with some ground and pound from side control. #T2#
Dick lands a decent elbow from side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Gobert is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dick connects with a decent elbow.
Dick scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Gobert to see if he's OK.
Dick grinds an elbow into Gobert's temple. #ROC#
Gobert is rocked!
Gobert regains half guard there - taking advantage of Dick's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Dick winds up and cracks Gobert with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T3#
Dick with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gobert can do to turn this around?
Dick looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Gobert with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dick controlling the action here.
Dick winds up and cracks Gobert with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Dick working Gobert over with strikes.
Well, if Dick is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Dick drops an elbow to the side of Gobert's head. #T4#
Gobert has hold of Dick's hands but Dick slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dick takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dick sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Awesome Dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dick landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Awesome Dick's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
No joy there for Dick, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gobert shoots in looking for a takedown but Dick manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Gobert's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.#CL#
Dick has taken the fight to the clinch. #TD#
Dick is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Gobert can't fight it off and eventually Dick manages to take the fight to the floor. Gobert looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Dick content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick chips away with some ground and pound.
Dick might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Gobert has momentary wrist control but Dick slips an elbow through the middle.
Dick is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dick is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T1#
Dick trying to control but Gobert is working from the bottom.
Dick works over Gobert with some ground and pound from guard.
Dick scoring with punches to the head and body.
Dick not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Dick working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #SUB#
Dick drops back, looking for a kneebar! Gobert looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Gobert looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Gobert! #REVB##T2#
Dick sneaks back into half guard.
Gobert is thwarting Dick's attempts to control the position.
Dick regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Gobert.
Dick is trying to control the position but Gobert postures up.
Dick is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Gobert is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Dick seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB#
Dick throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T3#
Gobert throws a strike but Dick rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Dick showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Dick scoring with punches to the head and body.
Dick stays in close to Gobert's body and controls the position.
Dick content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dick content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T4#
Dick content to stall in guard here.
Gobert wants to sweep but no luck.
Dick is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Dick sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dick sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gobert's guard.
Gobert takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dick lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick content to control rather than advance.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dick lands a nice short elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Awesome Dick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dick, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Awesome Dick!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 05, 2018

#R1#
Leyk tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A nice side step and Dick releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Leyk misses with a double jab #TD2#
and Dick decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Leyk's guard.
Leyk can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dick controls the pace.#SUB2#
Dick drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dick jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Dick slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Leyk wants to stand and escape but Dick is having none of it. #SUB2#
Dick is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Leyk is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leyk trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#T1#
Dick sitting in guard here, content to control. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Leyk bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dick's head backwards.
Leyk blocks a head kick by Dick. #TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dick.
Dick slows the pace down.
Dick scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Leyk to see if he's OK.
Leyk is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Dick has knee on belly and moves into mount. #T2##SUB2#
Dick working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Leyk looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by Dick! Submission of the night perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Awesome Dick!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 25, 2018

#R1#
Stoned looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Stoned tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD2#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stoned won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick gets to mount! Stoned was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Dick lands a nice shot to the head.
Dick looking to control and managing it successfully.
Stoned takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Dick controlling his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#T1#
Stoned working to try and regain half guard.
Dick looking to finish Stoned with some ground and pound. This is bad for Stoned!
Dick content just to control the position here.
Dick should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
It looks like Dick might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#T2#
Dick avoids the attempt from Stoned to control.
Dick has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dick controlling the pace for now.
Dick avoids the attempt from Stoned to control.#T3#
Dick content just to control the position here.
Stoned is working to get back to half guard.
Dick controlling his opponent.
Dick raining down hammerfists from mount.
BOOM! Dick connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Dick content just to control the position here.
Dick dominating with strikes here.#T4#
Dick controlling the pace for now.
Stoned sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Dick content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Dick lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stoned misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Dick controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Stoned tries to clinch up#TD2#
and Dick counters with a takedown into side control.
Stoned can't do much from the bottom here.
Stoned is looking to regain half guard here but Dick keeps moving and retains side control.
Stoned knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick on the ground.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stoned regains half guard.
Dick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ground and pound from Dick.
Dick looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dick stalling.
Dick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#T1#
Dick tries to pass the half guard into mount. Stoned knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Stoned keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Dick performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
More stalling from Dick.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dick uses his free foot to push down on Stoned's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Stoned. #T3#
Dick controlling the position easily from mount.
Dick lands a big elbow. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stoned keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Dick looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Dick trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dick content just to control the position here.
Stoned tries to hold on but Dick pushes him away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stoned is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Stoned tries to get back to half guard but can't. #SUB2#
Dick is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Stoned is surviving well by controlling Dick's body position as best he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Stoned misses with a head kick.
Dick dodges the punch combination from Stoned.
Stoned shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dick defends it nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stoned is defended easily by Dick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Dick gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T1#
Dick wants to break free but Stoned has control. #BC#
Stoned pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stoned shoots and misses #TD2#
and Dick counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ira Stoned. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dick is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Stoned is bucking up trying to escape but Dick cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dick landing strikes from the mount.
Dick looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dick with a couple of short strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T2##SUB2#
Dick wants to finish this one by submission but Stoned is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Dick.
Stoned has given up his back. Will we see Dick going for some submissions?
Stoned wants to escape the position. #SUB2#
Stoned defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Dick's arms.
Awesome Dick has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Dick is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Stoned is tapping out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Awesome Dick!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 19, 2018

#R1#
Dick fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Cunningham dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#TD2#
Dick closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Cunningham to the mat! Cunningham manages to get full guard. #ES#
Cunningham manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Cunningham is looking to clinch.
Dick changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Cunningham moves out of range of the body kick.
Cunningham looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#TD2#
Dick darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dick not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cunningham keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dick working Cunningham over with strikes. #T1#
Dick keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Dick thows a huge punch but Cunningham dodges it nicely.
Cunningham is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Cunningham trying to control here.
Cunningham is holding on to half guard well.
Dick lands with a punch from half guard.
Dick is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cunningham trying to control from the bottom.
Dick is taking a breather. Cunningham says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB2#
Dick is working for a submission of some sort.
Cunningham is looking to escape.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Dick perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T3#
Dick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cunningham.
Cunningham fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dick changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cunningham tries to avoid it but Dick manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cunningham to the ground. Cunningham escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cunningham misses with a wild combination.
Dick dives in for a single leg takedown but Cunningham sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Andrew Cunningham has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Awesome Dick.
Cunningham misses with a head kick.
Dick throws a counter combo.#CL2#
Dick forces Cunningham back against the cage and clinches.
Cunningham tries a knee to the head but Dick blocks it.
Dick has Cunningham pushed against the cage.
Dick blocks an uppercut.
Cunningham looking to slow down the pace here.#T4##TD2#
Dick has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Cunningham uses from the top position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dick looking for a sweep. Not yet Dick, not yet. #SUB2#
Dick working for a triangle but Cunningham defends it easily. #SUB2#
Dick throws his legs up looking for a submission but Cunningham uses it to pass to side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick looks winded!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Awesome Dick will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Cunningham stuffs the takedown.
Dick closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cunningham circles away.
Cunningham half committed to a counter leg kick.
Cunningham wants to clinch.#CL#
Cunningham rushes Dick and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD2#
Dick has Cunningham pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Dick pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Cunningham tumbling to the mat - Dick dives into Cunningham's guard.
Dick wants to pass the guard but Cunningham is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU2#
Dick gets to his feet. Cunningham looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #T1#
Cunningham tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Andrew Cunningham seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dick showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cunningham. #TD2#
Dick gets the takedown into side control.
Cunningham tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Cunningham knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick on the ground.#SU2#
Dick stands up and beckons Cunningham to his feet.
Cunningham fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cunningham throws a series of punches but Dick avoids them all with ease. #T2#
Dick dives in for a single leg takedown but Cunningham sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Andrew Cunningham has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Awesome Dick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cunningham looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Andrew Cunningham is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A slapping body kick lands there for Cunningham.
Dick is breathing heavily.
Dick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
Dick fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cunningham, pushing him back against the cage.
Dick takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cunningham working aggressively here. #BC#
Cunningham pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dick misses with a body shot. #CL2#
Dick instigates a clinch.
Cunningham landing knees to the body.
Cunningham is struggling to control the position.#T3#
Dick jumps guard but Cunningham stands there with Dick around his waist. Dick gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Cunningham.
Cunningham tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Cunningham trying to land knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Cunningham. #CUT#
It looks like Awesome Dick has been cut.
Dick avoiding damage as Cunningham throws knees to the body. #BC#
Cunningham breaks the clinch.
Cunningham tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dick swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cunningham throws a head kick that looked like it stung. #CL#
Cunningham pushes Dick up against the cage in a clinch.
Cunningham is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#BC#
Cunningham manages to break the clinch. #T4##CL#
Cunningham drives through and clinches with Dick against the cage.
Cunningham content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Andrew Cunningham has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Cunningham misses with a knee strike. #BC#
Cunningham breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cunningham tries to clinch up.
A head kick misses from Cunningham.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Cunningham.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dick looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cunningham scoring well with a low kick there.
Dick swats away the attempt to clinch by Cunningham.
Dick follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andrew Cunningham dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Awesome Dick's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Cunningham moves away from the strike by Dick.
Cunningham keeps Dick at a distance using the push kick.
Dick shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cunningham as he avoids it easily.
Cunningham seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Cunningham tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cunningham scores with a nice head shot.
Andrew Cunningham is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD2#
Dick closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Cunningham is looking for a sweep. Dick is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dick has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Cunningham is trying to stand back up but Dick is controlling him
Dick looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Dick takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick is looking to take a break and control but Cunningham is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cunningham is looking to escape.#T1#
Cunningham controlling the position well.
Cunningham could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Dick is taking a breather. Cunningham says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Cunningham tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dick shoots for a takedown but Cunningham saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#CL2#
Dick darts in and clinches Cunningham up against the cage.
Cunningham unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dick is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cunningham gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Andrew Cunningham has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Awesome Dick.
Nice body punch from Cunningham - that landed with a thud. #T2#
Cunningham misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC#
Cunningham breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cunningham scores with a hook to the body. Dick takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cunningham's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Cunningham duly obliges.
Cunningham throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cunningham swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cunningham! #CL#
Cunningham gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cunningham throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land. #T3#
Cunningham has a couple of punches blocked by Dick.
Cunningham misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cunningham wants to stall.
Cunningham cracks Dick with a nice body shot.#BC#
Cunningham breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dick will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dick takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CL#
Cunningham has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cunningham tries a knee to the head but Dick blocks it.
Dick stalling the fight.
Cunningham working aggressively here.
Cunningham utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cunningham is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dick can do to turn this around?#T4#
Cunningham lands a nice elbow. #BC#
Cunningham manages to break the clinch.
Cunningham moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cunningham lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dick will feel that in the morning.
Cunningham thuds his shin into the meat of Dick's side.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cunningham explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cunningham tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dick wants to counter with a clinch but Cunningham pushes him away.#CL#
Cunningham closes the distance and pushes Dick back into the cage.
Cunningham lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dick backwards.
Cunningham tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Cunningham creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dick's defenses.
Cunningham stalling in the clinch but Dick improves position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Andrew Cunningham showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cunningham has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Andrew Cunningham!
Andrew Cunningham thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 08, 2018

#R1##CL2#
Dick moves into the clinch.
Dick is trying to force a seperation but Groov has the dominant position.
Groov pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#BC#
Groov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dick misses with a head kick.
Groov avoids the head kick by Dick.
Groov takes a swing at Dick's ribcage but misses. #TD#
Groov manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Dick on his heels. He'll look to pass Dick's guard now, I'm sure.#SUB2#
Dick is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Groov throws a big right hand that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Dick had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Groov defends it easily.
Groov wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.#T1#
Dick preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dick has his hands on Groov's head, controlling the position. #SUB2#
Dick working for a triangle but Groov defends it easily.
Dick should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#SU#
Groov stands up and waves to Dick to follow him. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dick shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#TD2#
Dick shoots in and bounces Groov off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.#ES#
Groov kicks Dick off and gets to his feet.
Groov is breathing heavily.
Groov scores with a nice head shot.
Dick walks into a straight right hand from Groov.
Groov with a nice cross.
Groov fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Groov. Dick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Groov misses the target. #T3#
Dick shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Groov defends it nicely.
Groov blocks a head kick by Dick.
A low kick from Dick is predictable there
and Dick takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight stays on the outside here - Groov looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL2#
Dick clinches up against the cage.
Groov lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT#
It looks like Awesome Dick has been cut.
Dick is working for takedown but Groov is calmly controlling the position for now.
Rotefan Groov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Awesome Dick.#T4#
Dick misses with a knee strike.
Dick keeps control of Groov as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dick is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Groov is defending well.
Groov looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Groov wants a takedown.
Groov looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Groov is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dick wants a takedown but no success here.
Dick working hard to break the clinch.#BC#
Groov pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rotefan Groov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Awesome Dick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Horrible takedown attempt by Groov or perhaps it was just good defense by Dick, which made it look bad. #CL#
Groov has Dick up against the cage in a clinch. #BC#
Groov escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dick shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Groov pinned against the cage. Groov gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Groov looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Groov darts in looking for a takedown but Dick gets double underhooks and turns Groov into the cage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dick! But no joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rotefan Groov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dick dives in and grabs Groov's left leg, looking for a takedown. Groov pushes down on Dick's head and hops out.
Groov seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T1#
Dick throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Groov.
Dick shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Groov but Groov pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Groov is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#TD2#
Dick throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Groov was covering up waiting for the punch and Dick finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Dick slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB2#
Dick is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Groov has escaped the position, nice work there. #T2#
Dick trying to control the action but Groov is working from the bottom.
Groov throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Groov tries to buck Dick off but Dick is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Dick tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SU2#
Dick decides to stand back up. Dick steps back and let's Groov get back to his feet.#T3#
Groov moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
Groov fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dick fails to pull guard. #TD2#
Dick manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. #T4##SUB2#
Groov got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dick has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Groov has managed to get both his arms back between Dick's legs - danger averted.
Dick wants to sweep but no luck.
Dick utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Groov accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dick controlling the position.
Groov has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dick is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SU2#
Dick escapes and gets back to his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dick throws a leg kick but Groov sees it coming and moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Groov on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Awesome Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Awesome Dick's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Dick fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice takedown defense from Groov. No joy for Dick on that attempt.
Rotefan Groov is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dick walks into a left hand. #CL#
Groov clinches.
Dick working aggressively here. #BC#
Groov's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Groov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #TD2#
Dick fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Groov sprawls well initially but Dick persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #ES#
Groov kicks off Dick and gets to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#TD2#
Dick looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Groov wants to stand and escape but Dick is having none of it. #T1#
Dick not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Groov trying to strike off his back. #SU2#
Dick stands up from Groov's guard - Dick perhaps looking for a knockout. #CL2#
Dick moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Dick successfully pulls guard.
Dick bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Groov's guard. #REVB##T2#
Dick won't allow Groov to get back to his feet.
Dick looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Groov working a defensive guard here. #T3#
Groov can't keep his opponent in guard - Dick advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dick slows the pace down in half guard.
Dick scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Awesome Dick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dick stalling. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Groov is looking to escape.
Dick seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Dick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Awesome Dick.
I think Dick has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Awesome Dick!
The defeated Rotefan Groov had this to say: 'sorry my fan'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 30, 2018

#R1##CL2#
Douglas drives through and clinches with Dick against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Douglas.
Douglas swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Douglas lands an uppercut.
A short right from Douglas on the inside. #CUT2#
It looks like Awesome Dick has been cut.
Dick could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A head punch on the inside from Douglas fails to land.
A short uppercut from Douglas.
Dick drops down looking for an ankle pick but Douglas pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL2#
Douglas pushes Dick up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Douglas fails to land.
Douglas scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Douglas fails to land.
Dick blocking some punches.
Douglas misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dick jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Douglas walks away with a smile on his face. Dick gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #KD2#
Douglas cracks Dick with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Dick looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Douglas finish him? #ROC2#
Dick is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick has his takedown stuffed
and Douglas rattles Dick with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Dick tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Douglas dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Dick stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). James Douglas!
After winning the bout, James Douglas thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 24, 2018

#R1#
Shaw shoots in but Dick avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shaw looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Dick shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dick throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shaw.
Shaw tries to counter with a takedown but Dick is quick to defend against it.#TD2#
Dick drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dick's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Dick pushes down on Shaw's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dick connects with a nice short shot to Shaw's temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Dick seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Shaw is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Awesome Dick!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 18, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Dick feints and as Shaw raises his hands in defense, Dick changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Shaw is looking to stand back up but Dick counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Shaw.
Shaw looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!#REVR#
Shaw wants to control the action here but instead Dick manages to pass to full mount!
Dick sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Dick lands a couple of good shots and Shaw has given up his back, trying to escape the position!#SUB2#
Shaw is trying to defend against the choke here but Dick has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Dick Tightens the hold and Shaw taps out furiously! Dick displays superior BJJ to win the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Awesome Dick!

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