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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 14, 2024 |
#R1##TD#
Schlong shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Schlong showed some decent athleticism there.
Pending looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Pending! #SUB#
Schlong is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Pending is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Long Schlong!
During a confident post fight interview, Long Schlong thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
SPFT #6
Date: Aug 20, 2023 |
#R1##TD2#
Commesary gets caught flat footed, as Schlong shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Commesary is retaining full guard.
My spies in Steel Penn Training Den inform me that Schlong has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Commesary is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong advances to half guard.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Commesary is defending well.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Commesary is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is pressing down on Commesary's thigh, looking to free his foot. Commesary is holding on for now.
Schlong passes the guard and advances to mount! #T1##SUB2#
Schlong jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Commesary is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Commesary and Schlong has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Schlong laying and praying for a moment but Commesary takes advantage and regains half guard.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but Commesary defending well.
Schlong trying to control from Commesary's half guard. Commesary has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Schlong is pushing down on Commesary's leg trying to pass to half guard. Commesary is fighting to maintain full guard but Schlong has managed to sneak the leg through.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Commesary is defending the position.
Schlong is still trying to improve position.#SUB2#
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura but Commesary is defending well.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Commesary is defending the position.
Schlong prevents Commesary from standing back up.
#T3#
Schlong is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Commesary is keeping the position.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Commesary keeps moving.
Schlong advances position into side control!
Schlong tries to move into full mount but can't pass Commesary's legs. #T4#
Commesary is not content to let Schlong control the position. #SUB2#
Schlong is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Commesary knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Commesary stops Schlong from passing to mount.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Schlong goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Commesary has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Schlong but great work by Commesary.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Commesary stuffs the takedown attempt from Schlong. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet.
Commesary fires out a quick counter leg kick but Schlong just manages to avoid it.#TD2#
Schlong closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Commesary quickly recovers to half guard.
Commesary makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
A head kick misses from Commesary. #TD2#
Schlong shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Commesary is trying to defend but Schlong finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Commesary keeps working.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but Commesary defending well. #SUB2#
Schlong is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Schlong frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T1#
Schlong is looking to work his way around to Commesary's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Commesary is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Schlong wants to take Commesary's back here but Commesary is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Schlong tries to take Commesary's back but instead Commesary uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Schlong working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Commesary's thigh. Commesary counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Commesary is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Commesary wants to get back to his feet but Schlong is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Commesary swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong advances to half guard.
Schlong tries to pass the half guard into mount. Commesary knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Schlong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Schlong is just content to waste time from the top position. Commesary takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. #T3#
Schlong advances to half guard.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Commesary keeps working.
Commesary tries to kick Schlong off but Schlong keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Schlong is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Commesary reverses the position - he's now on top in Schlong's guard. #SUB2#
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Commesary can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Schlong seems keen to control Commesary's posture.#T4#
Commesary preventing the sweep.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Commesary postures up.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Commesary postures up.
Commesary won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Schlong is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Commesary!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong moves to the back position. #SUB2#
Commesary defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Schlong's arms.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3##TD2#
Schlong looking to score a takedown here. Commesary is defending well but Schlong drives through and ends up in Commesary's guard.
Schlong advances position into side control!#SUB2#
Schlong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Commesary is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Schlong tries for a kimura but Commesary is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Commesary tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Schlong wants to take Commesary's back here but Commesary is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
#T1##SUB2#
Schlong is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Commesary has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Commesary! #SUB2#
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Commesary has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and Commesary manages to pass to side control!
Schlong manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Schlong. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.
Schlong controlling Commesary's posture.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong controls Commesary momentarily but Commesary frees himself.
Commesary has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Astrid Commesary has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Schlong managing to control the position.
Let's hope that Schlong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Commesary stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SU#
Commesary gets to his feet. Schlong looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #TD2#
Schlong scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Commesary is having none of it. #T3#
Schlong looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB2#
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Schlong trying to control from half guard but Commesary is working away. #SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Commesary defends it well. #SUB2#
Schlong maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Commesary could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Schlong has cracked it and Commesary is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Schlong!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Long Schlong!
A very excited looking Long Schlong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
SPFT #2
Date: Jul 23, 2023 |
#R1##TD#
Bezerra gets a takedown into half guard.
Schlong tries to roll over but Bezerra keeps him under control.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard but Bezerra has mounted him!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schlong keeps trying to improve his position.
Schlong wants to control but Bezerra is having none of it.
Bezerra postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Schlong looks a forlorn figure.
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Bezerra isn't that keen on the idea.
Bezerra lands a couple of good shots and Schlong has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Schlong is trying to break free.
Bezerra scores with punches to the body. #T1#
Bezerra controlling well, preventing Schlong from escaping the position.
Bezerra seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB#
Bezerra looking for the RNC. #SUB#
Bezerra is looking for the choke from the back position but Schlong is controlling his hands well.
Schlong prevents Bezerra from getting a body triangle.
Schlong tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Bezerra lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#ROC#Schlong is rocked!
Bezerra unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Schlong wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Bezerra celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Erasmo Bezerra!
Erasmo Bezerra thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 25, 2023 |
#R1##TD2#
QQ feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet. #SUB2#
QQ thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
We've been hearing good reports from Schlong's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Schlong will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Schlong is pulling down on QQ's head. It's preventing any offense from QQ, at least for the moment.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in QQ's guard. #REVR#
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but QQ is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
QQ controlling Schlong's posture.
Schlong showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Schlong thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #T1#
QQ has Schlong pulled in close to control his posture.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but QQ is keeping the position.
Schlong pushing down on QQ's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Schlong uses his free foot to push down on QQ's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for QQ.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
#SUB#
Schlong working for a submission but QQ is keeping him at bay.
Schlong wants to control the pace but QQ is squirming around nicely. #SUB#
Schlong jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… QQ is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by QQ and Schlong has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
#T2#
Schlong tries to move to full mount but QQ actually manages to regain half guard.
Schlong looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB#
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, QQ has managed to free his arm - good work.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but QQ defending well. #SUB#
Schlong is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. QQ doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Schlong.
QQ won't allow Schlong to pass to mount. #T3#
QQ trying to control from the bottom.
Schlong looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
QQ holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but QQ sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
Schlong is working for a kimura but QQ is defending it quite comfortably.
QQ controlling the leg, holding on to half guard. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Schlong is looking to advance position but QQ won't allow it.
QQ wants to control but Schlong is keeping busy.
Schlong wants to free his trapped foot but QQ is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong is keen to just control but QQ is a slippery customer.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##TD#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Schlong was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Schlong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that QQ can do to turn this around?
QQ is not content to let Schlong control the position. #SUB#
Schlong is trying to get an arm triangle but QQ is defending well. #SUB#
Schlong goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, QQ has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Schlong but great work by QQ.#SUB2#
QQ tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
QQ is trying to get an arm triangle but Schlong is defending well.
Schlong manages to get back to half guard.#T1#
Schlong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Schlong.
Schlong is pulling down on QQ's head. It's preventing any offense from QQ, at least for the moment.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing QQ from controlling successfully.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
QQ is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB#
Schlong has his foot on QQ's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. QQ works his way back into a safe position though.
Long Schlong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Schlong keeping full guard, as QQ tries to pass.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
Schlong is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in QQ's guard. #REVR#
QQ keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but QQ manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB#
QQ must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Schlong trying to control the position.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in QQ's guard. #REVR##SUB#
Schlong drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and QQ dives on top into guard.#REVB#
QQ being controlled here momentarily.
QQ trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
QQ looking to pass the guard. #T3##SUB2#
QQ is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
QQ trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong is adopting a defensive guard.
QQ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in QQ's guard. #REVR#
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. QQ swivels though and keeps the full guard.
QQ can't keep his opponent in guard - Schlong advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Schlong seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but QQ does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #T4#
Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for QQ!
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as QQ is looking to escape.
Schlong is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. QQ is in real trouble.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Schlong working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##TD#
Schlong shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. QQ manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Our spies down at at Kaptajnernes Træningscenter inform us that QQ has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
QQ is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
QQ is trying to keep Schlong in close.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but QQ is keeping the position.
QQ is trying to control the position but Schlong postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong advances position into side control!
QQ is not content to let Schlong control the position. #T1#
QQ prevents Schlong from moving into mount.
Schlong controls the position from side control.
Schlong wants to control for a moment but QQ uses the opportunity to move back to half guard. #SUB#
Schlong is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Schlong passes to full mount! #T2#
Schlong wants to take QQ's back but he can't do it this time.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if QQ can do anything to dispel that myth.
Schlong tries to control but QQ wriggling away. #SUB#
Schlong goes for an armbar but he's not got it… QQ turns into him and now he's in Schlong's guard.
QQ sitting in guard here, content to control. #T3#
QQ trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
QQ stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
QQ trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
QQ trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet.
Schlong seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
QQ wants to get up but he can't break Schlong's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
QQ is fighting to break Schlong's control of his arms but Schlong is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Schlong is pulling down on QQ's head. It's preventing any offense from QQ, at least for the moment.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Schlong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by QQ.
Schlong tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but QQ swivels and escapes.#TD#
Schlong closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. QQ quickly recovers to half guard.
Schlong is looking to stall here but QQ recovers full guard.
QQ has Schlong pulled in close to control his posture.
Test QQ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Schlong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
During a confident post fight interview, Long Schlong thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 04, 2023 |
#R1##TD#
Schlong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Schlong moves into full mount! #SUB#
Schlong is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Schlong!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Long Schlong!
An out of breath Long Schlong thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
TWGC 39 (170lbs, D1): Amsterdam Qualifier - Round 1
Date: May 15, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 13 wins and 10 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 11 losses; Cicero Verus!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Nard Betker.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Verus as he jumps to the side. #TD#
Schlong is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Verus's half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (0) Verus
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong prevents Verus from improving his position.#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
We've been hearing good reports from Schlong's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Schlong is thwarting Verus's attempts to control the position.
Verus is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Schlong is staying active.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Schlong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Verus preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. #T1#
Verus is trying to control but can't.
#SUB#
Schlong is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Verus defends it.
Schlong is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Verus reverses the position - he's now on top in Schlong's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (2) Verus
Verus preventing the sweep.
Verus is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Schlong looking to control.
#T2#
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
Schlong pulls Verus in close to prevent any damage.
Schlong being controlled here, momentarily.
Verus stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Verus engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Verus trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Verus is proving a slippery customer.
#T3#
Schlong pulls Verus in close to prevent any damage.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet.
Verus trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Verus postures up.
Verus showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Schlong is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Schlong is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Verus defends well.#T4#
Schlong wants to sweep here but Verus controlling him for the moment.
Verus advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (2) vs (5) Verus
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face as Verus controls the position.
Schlong stuck in half guard on the bottom here.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Verus trying to control the position but Schlong is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T5#
Schlong is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Verus off and has taken his back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Schlong (6) vs (5) Verus#SUB#
Schlong looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB#
Schlong is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Verus trying to control the hands but Schlong won't let him.
Verus is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Verus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#SUB#
Schlong is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Verus knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Verus for a finish.
Schlong tries to keep control of the position but Verus is staying busy.#T6#
Verus trying to control the hands but Schlong won't let him. #SUB#
Schlong looking to break Verus's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Verus remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Schlong will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Schlong is trying to stick to Verus's back but Verus is turning into Schlong. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Schlong's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Verus. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (6) vs (7) Verus
Verus slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Verus wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Schlong not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Schlong pulls Verus in close to his closed guard and prevents Verus from doing any damage or advancing position.
Verus trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T7#
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Verus is pushing down on Schlong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Schlong is fighting to maintain full guard but Verus has managed to sneak the leg through.
Schlong wants to control but Verus is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Verus is trying to control the action in half guard but Schlong is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB2#
Verus is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Schlong doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Verus.
Schlong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Schlong.
Schlong controlling the position.
Verus won't allow Schlong to sweep him here. #T8#
Verus controlling from the top position.
Schlong controls Verus momentarily but Verus frees himself.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Verus trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Verus tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Verus controlling from the top position.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet. #T9#
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Verus showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Schlong has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Verus has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (6) vs (10) Verus
Schlong manages to work his way to half guard, despite Verus's best efforts.
Schlong is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong moves into full guard.
#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Verus defends well.#T10#
Verus advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (6) vs (13) Verus
Verus happy to just control the position for now.
Schlong is looking to regain half guard here but Verus keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB2#
Verus is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Schlong is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong looking for a sweep but Verus has passed into full mount! Oh no! Score +2 for reaching mount: Schlong (6) vs (15) Verus
Schlong wants to control but Verus is having none of it.#T11#
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schlong is squirming around, avoiding Verus's attempts to control the action.
Verus prevents Schlong from getting the reversal.
Schlong wants to hold on but Verus pushes him away.
Verus wants to take Schlong's back here but Schlong is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Verus controlling from the full mount.
Verus wants to control the pace but Schlong is squirming around nicely. #T12#
Schlong bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (8) vs (15) Verus
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Verus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Verus keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Verus is retaining full guard.
Schlong pushes down on Verus's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Verus wants to improve his position but Schlong is controlling well.
#SUB#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Verus is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold. #T13#
Verus moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Verus keeps moving.
Schlong won't allow Verus to sweep him here.
Schlong works a leg free and moves into half guard. #SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Verus still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Verus has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Schlong (8) vs (19) Verus
Schlong is not content to let Verus control the position. #T14#
Schlong is looking to regain half guard here but Verus keeps moving and retains side control.
Schlong gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Verus perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #SUB2#
Schlong is defending against the submission attempts here by Verus.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Verus wins on points by 19 to 8. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 02, 2023 |
#R1#
Schlong circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Schlong to counter with a crisp jab. #TD#
Schlong closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Schlong lands in his opponent's guard.
Biden wants to hit a sweep here but Schlong passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Biden there!
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Biden really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Schlong. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong looking to finish Biden with some ground and pound. This is bad for Biden!#T1#
Schlong misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Schlong in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Schlong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Biden tries to hold on but Schlong postures up.
Schlong connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Schlong working the ground and pound effectively.
Schlong looking to control and managing it successfully. #T2#
Schlong has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Schlong working Biden over with strikes here.
Schlong tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Biden in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong punching from mount but Biden doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Biden taking shots to the head.
Biden wants to hold on but Schlong pushes him away.
Schlong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Biden is trying to stand up.
Schlong is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Schlong controlling the pace for now.
Schlong in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
#T4#
Schlong throwing strikes here but Biden is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Schlong postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Biden looks a forlorn figure.
Schlong working the ground and pound effectively.
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Biden keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Biden tries to clinch but Schlong moves away
and Schlong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Biden misses with a right hand
and Schlong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Biden thinking. #TD#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Schlong missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Biden looking for a sweep. Not yet Biden, not yet.
Schlong is stalling in the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden looking to control but Schlong passes into half guard.
#T1#
Schlong looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Schlong seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Biden for as long as he can get away with.
Schlong has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Schlong is pressing down on Biden's thigh, looking to free his foot. Biden is holding on for now.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD#
Schlong closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Schlong lands in his opponent's guard.
Biden can't keep his opponent in guard - Schlong advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T3#
Schlong keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Schlong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Biden can do to turn this around?
Biden taking some punishment here, with Schlong in his half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Schlong's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Schlong drops an elbow to the side of Biden's head.
Schlong seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Schlong sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T4#
Biden tries to roll over but Schlong keeps him under control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biden is looking to escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Biden drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Schlong striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Biden is trying to ground and pound but Schlong uses the momentary lack of control by Biden to regain half guard.
Schlong preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Biden is just content to waste time from the top position. Schlong takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard. #T1#
Biden trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong has Biden pulled in close to control his posture.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Schlong.
Biden wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A head kick by Biden misses
and Schlong counters with a nice uppercut.
Biden misses with a body punch
and Schlong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biden closes the distance looking to clinch
and Schlong counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #TD#
Biden gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Schlong slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Schlong slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#T3#
Schlong is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Biden's shoulder. That is not cool.
Biden on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Schlong scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Biden to see if he's OK.
Biden is looking for a sweep.
Schlong throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Schlong passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Biden!
Biden takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Schlong landing punches.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount. #T4#
Schlong breaks from Biden's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Schlong controlling from mount.
Long Schlong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schlong raining down shots from the mount!
Schlong controlling from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong dominating with strikes here.
Joe Biden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Biden can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Schlong has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
A relieved looking Long Schlong thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
CWC 353
Date: Mar 26, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 10 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 3 losses; George Smith!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#TD2#
Smith closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Smith lands in his opponent's guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Smith
Smith is pushing down on Schlong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Schlong is fighting to maintain full guard but Smith has managed to sneak the leg through.
Smith is controlling the pace.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Smith working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Smith trying to pass the guard but Schlong defending well.
Schlong wants to control but Smith is keeping busy and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Smith wants to pass the guard but Schlong is defending well. #SUB2#
Smith is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Schlong has managed to free his arm - good work.
Smith trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom. #T1#
Schlong trying to hold on to Smith's head to control him but Smith postures up.
Smith wants to control but Schlong is keeping him busy.
Schlong trying to control but Smith postures up.
Smith is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Schlong reverses the position - he's now on top in Smith's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (2) Smith
Schlong is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Smith trying to control the position.
#T2#
Schlong seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Smith wants to sweep here but Schlong controlling him for the moment.
Schlong seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Smith keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass.
Smith working a defensive guard but Schlong passes into half guard.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Smith is defending the position.
Smith is controlling Schlong's position as best he can from this difficult position.#T3#
Well, if Schlong is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Smith is looking to control Schlong's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Smith avoid being mounted?
Smith is trying to get back to full guard.
Smith is refusing to be controlled, as Schlong sits in half guard.
Smith trying to hold on to Schlong's head to control him but Schlong postures up.
Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Smith! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (5) vs (2) Smith#T4#
Smith wants to hold on but Schlong pushes him away.
Smith sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Smith wants to get back to full guard.
Smith is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Schlong controlling the action here.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Smith keeps working.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong trying to control the pace.
Smith wants to control but Schlong is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Schlong moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (8) vs (2) Smith
Smith is trying to work for a sweep but Schlong has mounted him! Score +2 for reaching mount: Schlong (10) vs (2) Smith#T5#
Smith can't escape the position.
Smith is squirming around, avoiding Schlong's attempts to control the action.
Smith tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
Schlong moves to back control. Score +3 for taking back: Schlong (13) vs (2) Smith
Smith rolls, trying to escape but Schlong keeps control of the position.
Smith keeps trying to improve his position.
Smith wants to control his opponent's hands but Schlong gets his hands free.
Schlong really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Smith.
Smith prevents Schlong from getting a body triangle.#T6#
Smith trying to control the hands but Schlong breaks the grip.
Smith looking very determined here, making life difficult for Schlong.
Smith rolls, trying to escape but Schlong keeps control of the position.
Smith is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Smith is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Schlong.
Schlong has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T7#
Smith is in bad spot here.
Schlong just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Schlong trying to control momentarily.
Smith tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
Smith is looking to improve his position but Schlong isn't that keen on the idea.
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Smith is looking to escape. #T8#
Smith is in all sorts of trouble here.
Schlong controlling his opponent.
Schlong trying to control but Smith is having none of it.
Schlong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Smith is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Smith regains half guard.
Schlong tries to pass the half guard into mount. Smith knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Schlong content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T9#
Smith wants to control but Schlong is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Smith regains full guard. Nicely done. #SUB2#
Smith looking for a guillotine here but Schlong defends easily.
Smith looking for a sweep. Not yet Smith, not yet.
Schlong slips effortlessly into side control - very nice. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (16) vs (2) Smith
Smith is trying to improve his position.
Schlong tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Schlong is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #T10#
Smith tries to bench press Schlong off him but Schlong keeps the position.
A lull in the action here as Schlong stalls from top position.
Smith is looking for a sweep.
Schlong just content to control the position.
Smith is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Smith is letting Schlong control him for a moment.
Smith is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Schlong is one step ahead and moves to full mount! Score +2 for reaching mount: Schlong (18) vs (2) Smith#T11#
Smith looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back! Score +3 for taking back: Schlong (21) vs (2) Smith
I really don't envy Smith right now.
Smith is keeping busy.
Schlong doesn't have the hooks in and Smith manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (21) vs (4) Smith
Schlong pulls Smith in to control the position.
Smith stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Smith postures up.
#T12#
Schlong keeping full guard, as Smith tries to pass.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Smith postures up.
Smith must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Smith trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong has his hands on Smith's head, controlling the position.
Smith trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Schlong pulls Smith in close to prevent any damage. #T13#
This is a sustained period of stalling by Schlong.
Smith wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Smith trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Smith postures up.
Smith pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now.
Schlong is pulling down on Smith's head. It's preventing any offense from Smith, at least for the moment.
Smith looking to pass the guard. #T14#
Smith advances to half guard.
Smith is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Schlong reverses the position - he's now on top in Smith's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (23) vs (4) Smith
Schlong sitting in guard here, content to control.
Smith looking to control but Schlong passes into half guard.
#SUB2#
Smith is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Smith is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Smith is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Schlong takes the fight on points by 23 to 4.
Long Schlong seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
CWC 346
Date: Mar 19, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 9 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 15 wins and 22 losses; Kevin Walters!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Walters gets the takedown into side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Schlong (0) vs (4) Walters
Schlong is trying to get back to half guard.
Schlong is not content to let Walters control the position.
Schlong tries to bench press Walters off him but Walters keeps the position.
Schlong is trying to control Walters's posture but Walters avoids it.
Schlong is not content to let Walters control the position.
Walters might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Schlong haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Walters is trying to get an arm triangle but Schlong is defending well.
Schlong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Walters moves into full mount! Schlong won't be happy about that! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (7) Walters
Schlong is desperately trying to improve his position but Walters has a good base and remains in mount.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
Schlong is squirming around, avoiding Walters's attempts to control the action.
Schlong is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Schlong is working to get back to half guard.
#T2#
Walters looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Schlong tries to reverse the position but Walters maintains control.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Walters trying to control but Schlong is having none of it.
Walters sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Schlong is squirming around, avoiding Walters's attempts to control the action.
Schlong is desperately trying to improve his position but Walters has a good base and remains in mount.
Walters content just to control the position here. #T3#
Walters prevents Schlong from getting the reversal.
Walters looking to control and managing it successfully.
Walters wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Walters looking to control and managing it successfully.
Walters wants to control the pace but Schlong is squirming around nicely.
Schlong wants to hold on but Walters pushes him away.
Walters trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Schlong regains half guard.
Walters perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T4##SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Schlong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Schlong.
Walters stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Schlong is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Walters drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Schlong manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Walters has Schlong in his guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (7) Walters
Walters trying to keep a closed guard but Schlong is proving a slippery customer.
#T5#
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Walters is retaining full guard.
Walters is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Walters is retaining full guard.
Walters is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (9) Walters
Schlong trying to control here.
#SUB2#
Walters is looking for a kimura but Schlong is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Walters to get the leverage. #SUB#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Walters passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Schlong! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (2) vs (12) Walters
Schlong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
#SUB2#
Walters is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Schlong to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Schlong shrugs it off.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T6#
Walters trying to control but Schlong is having none of it.
Schlong really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Walters controlling from the full mount.
Walters fails to advance to Schlong's back.
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Walters isn't that keen on the idea.
Walters can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Schlong is looking to escape. #T7#
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schlong regains half guard.
Walters sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Schlong is refusing to be controlled, as Walters sits in half guard.
Schlong gets full guard.
Walters sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Walters wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Schlong trying to control the position.
#T8#
Walters stays in close to Schlong's body and controls the position.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Walters wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Walters pushing down on Schlong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Walters trying to control the pace.
Walters passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (2) vs (15) Walters
Walters controlling from side mount.
Schlong is trying to improve his position.#T9##SUB2#
Walters working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Schlong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Walters is trying to control. Schlong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Walters in particular looking to stall.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
Walters is keen to just control but Schlong is a slippery customer.
Schlong moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T10#
Walters stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Walters trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Walters stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Walters's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (4) vs (15) Walters
Walters not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Walters keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass.
Schlong is pushing down on Walters's leg trying to pass to half guard. Walters is fighting to maintain full guard but Schlong has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB#
Schlong seems to be looking for submissions.
Walters is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Walters makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Walters.#T11##SUB2#
Walters is looking for a triangle but Schlong pushes his legs off easily.
Walters can't keep his opponent in guard - Schlong advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Walters wants to control but Schlong is keeping busy.
#SUB#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Walters is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Walters sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
Schlong seems to be working for a kimura but Walters defends the submission attempt.#SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Walters sees it coming and defends easily.
Well,Schlong is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?#T12#
Walters is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Schlong is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Walters doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Schlong.
Schlong is pressing down on Walters's thigh, looking to free his foot. Walters is holding on for now.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Walters keeps working.
Walters is holding on to half guard well.
Walters moves into full guard.
#SUB#
Schlong drops back looking for a leg! Walters is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Walters manages to kick Schlong off! Schlong jumps back into Walters's guard.
Walters wants to sweep here but Schlong controlling him for the moment. #T13#
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Walters is keeping the position for now.
Walters lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (4) vs (17) Walters
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Walters looking to pass the guard.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Walters controlling him for the moment.
Walters showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T14#
Schlong keeping full guard, as Walters tries to pass.
Walters slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong is trying to keep Walters in close.
Walters sitting in guard here, content to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Walters puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Schlong is refusing to be controlled, as Walters sits in half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Walters wins on points by 17 to 4.
Kevin Walters very nearly forgot to thank Conviction amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you. |
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Event:
CWC 340
Date: Mar 12, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 8 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 24 wins and 22 losses; Marc Read!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Alexandre Firmino and Matheus Silva.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL2#
Read gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Read is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Read gets underhooks to prevent Schlong's takedown attempt.
#TD2#
Read lands a takedown into guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Read
Read trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Read advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (5) Read
My spies in Blacktalians MMA inform me that Read has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Read wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Schlong is trying to control Read's posture but Read avoids it.
Schlong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Read is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Read wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working.
Schlong struggling a bit here.#T1##SUB2#
Read is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Schlong knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Read wants to control but Schlong is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Read is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Schlong has escaped the position, nice work there.
Schlong is trying to improve his position.
Schlong has one of Read's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Schlong tries to improve position but can't. #T2#
Read wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working. #SUB2#
Read is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Schlong knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Schlong is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Read's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Read is keen to just control but Schlong is a slippery customer.
Schlong controlling the position for now.
Schlong wants to improve his position but Read is controlling well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong is looking to control Read's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?#T3#
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Read is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Read is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong moves into full guard.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Read tries to pass.
Schlong seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong is trying to keep Read in close.
Read trying to move into half guard but instead Schlong has managed to sweep! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (5) Read
Read can't keep his opponent in guard - Schlong advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Schlong is looking to advance position but Read won't allow it. #T4#
Read is staying active underneath Schlong, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Schlong is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (5) vs (5) Read
Schlong wants to control the pace but Read is squirming around nicely.
Read prevents Schlong from taking his back.
Read tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Read regains half guard.
Read is looking to control Schlong's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Read avoid being mounted?#SUB#
Schlong is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Read doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Schlong. #T5#
Schlong wants to control but Read is keeping him busy.
Schlong works his way into full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (8) vs (5) Read#SUB#
Schlong moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Read has worked his arm free - good work by Read!
Read tries to buck Schlong off but Schlong is having none of it.
Read manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (8) vs (7) Read
Schlong is looking to control Read's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Read passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (8) vs (10) Read#T6##SUB2#
Read working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Schlong is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Schlong manages to get back to half guard.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.
Read stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Read's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (10) vs (10) Read
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Read is keeping the position.#T7#
Read wants to sweep but no luck.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Read is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Read looking to control.
Schlong stopping the sweep attempt from Read.#SUB2#
Read working for a triangle but Schlong defends it easily.
Schlong forces his way into half guard.#SUB#
Schlong is working for a kimura but Read is defending it quite comfortably.
Read wants to improve his position but Schlong is controlling well.
#T8#
Schlong is trying to control the action in half guard but Read is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Read is looking to improve his position.
#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but Read is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schlong to get the leverage. #SUB#
Schlong looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Schlong seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Read does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Schlong is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Read! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (13) vs (10) Read#T9##SUB#
Schlong goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Read is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (13) vs (12) Read
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Read not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Read trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Read manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (15) vs (12) Read
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Read is retaining full guard.
Read lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (15) vs (14) Read
Read trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T10#
Read wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Schlong is controlling Read's posture.
Read stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Read stands and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (15) vs (17) Read
Schlong sneaks back into half guard.
Schlong controlling the position for now.
Read tries to pass the half guard into mount. Schlong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.
Read keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#T11#
Schlong regains full guard. Nicely done.
Read trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong wants to hit a sweep here but Read passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Schlong there! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (15) vs (20) Read
Schlong sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Schlong is looking to control Read's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Schlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Schlong manages to get to full guard.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#T12#
Schlong keeping full guard, as Read tries to pass.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Read looking to pass the guard.
Read trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Read postures up. #SUB#
Schlong is looking for a triangle but Read pushes his legs off easily.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T13#
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Read stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Well,Schlong is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Read sitting in guard here, content to control.
Schlong is trying to keep Read in close.
Read looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Read wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Schlong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
#T14#
Read slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Schlong pulls Read in to control the position.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Read postures up.
Read pushing down on Schlong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Read works his way into full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (15) vs (23) Read
Schlong is wriggling around trying to escape.
#SUB2#
Read is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Schlong has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Read working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Schlong turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Read off and cradles Schlong's limp body as Read celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 14:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Marc Read!
An out of breath Marc Read thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
CWC 338
Date: Mar 05, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 12 wins and 7 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 13 losses; Huckleberry Finn!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#TD#
Schlong scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (0) Finn#SUB#
Schlong is working for a kimura but Finn is defending it quite comfortably.
Schlong working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Finn's thigh. Finn counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong content to stall in guard here.
Finn trying to keep a closed guard but Schlong is proving a slippery customer.
#T1#
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong trying to control but Finn is working from the bottom.
Finn pulls Schlong in close to prevent any damage.
Schlong trying to move into half guard but instead Finn has managed to sweep! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (2) Finn
Finn wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #SUB#
Finn avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Finn won't allow Schlong to sweep him here. #T2#
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Finn is proving a slippery customer.
Finn stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Finn is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet.
Schlong looking to control.
#SUB2#
Schlong wants to improve his position here. There's a bit of a scramble and Finn has taken Schlong's back! He's locked on a rear naked choke here and Schlong has been forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Huckleberry Finn!
After winning the bout, Huckleberry Finn thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
CWCFN 12
Date: Jan 28, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 30 wins and 20 losses; Julio Valeron Huhrera ! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 7 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Patrick Alders.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#CL2#
Schlong clinches up against the cage.
Huhrera gets underhooks to prevent Schlong's takedown attempt.
Schlong gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Huhrera .
#TD#
Huhrera gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Huhrera (2) vs (0) Schlong
Huhrera pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now.
Schlong managing to control the position.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Huhrera tries to pass.
Our spies down at at HELLCADEMY inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Huhrera from controlling successfully.
Huhrera slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T1#
Schlong managing to control the position.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Huhrera tries to pass.
Huhrera trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Huhrera wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Huhrera wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #T2#
Huhrera showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Huhrera postures up.
Huhrera tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Huhrera is working hard here to advance position.
Huhrera sitting in guard here, content to control.
Huhrera has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T3#
Schlong seems keen to control Huhrera 's posture.
Huhrera trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Huhrera controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Schlong trying to control the position.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet. #T4#
Huhrera looking to sit in guard and control but Schlong gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Huhrera (2) vs (2) Schlong#SUB#
Huhrera looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Huhrera swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Huhrera has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Schlong is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Huhrera . Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (2) vs (5) Schlong
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Huhrera tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong postures up.#T5#
Huhrera is trying to get back to half guard.
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong postures up.
Huhrera tries to buck Schlong off but Schlong is having none of it.
Huhrera sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Schlong controlling the action here.
Huhrera is looking to control Schlong's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Huhrera avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Huhrera is doing well to control the position and prevent Schlong from advancing to side control.#T6#
Still in half guard, Schlong seems content to control.
We've been hearing good reports from Huhrera 's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Huhrera gets full guard.#SUB#
Huhrera isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Schlong stacks Huhrera on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Schlong! Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (2) vs (8) Schlong
Huhrera tries to bench press Schlong off him but Schlong keeps the position. #T7#
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong postures up.
Huhrera tries to improve position but can't.
Schlong working away.
A lull in the action here as Schlong stalls from top position.
Huhrera can't do much from the bottom here. #T8#
Huhrera is looking to regain half guard here but Schlong keeps moving and retains side control.
Schlong is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Huhrera will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
What's Huhrera going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Huhrera can't do much from the bottom here. #T9#
Huhrera tries to improve position but can't.
Huhrera can't do much from the bottom here.
Huhrera is looking for a sweep.
Schlong controls the position.
Huhrera is looking for a sweep.
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong postures up.
Schlong takes a little break here. Huhrera wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
This fight is sponsored by Chainsaw 7. More blood and guts and stuff like that, in cinemas everywhere now!#T10#
You can see the frustration on Huhrera 's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Huhrera is trying to get back to half guard.
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong postures up.
Huhrera tries to buck Schlong off but Schlong is having none of it.
Huhrera trying to remain calm as Schlong controls from the top position.
Huhrera tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Schlong wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T11#
Schlong is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Huhrera will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Huhrera can't do much from the bottom here.
Huhrera is trying to escape the position but Schlong is controlling the position.
Huhrera sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Huhrera is trying to get back to full guard.
Huhrera is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Schlong's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Schlong's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Huhrera (6) vs (8) Schlong
Schlong is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
#T12##SUB#
Huhrera is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Schlong knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Schlong for a finish.
Huhrera just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
#SUB#
Huhrera is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
#T13#
I would not like to be Schlong right now.
Huhrera seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Schlong for as long as he can get away with.
Schlong is keeping busy.
Huhrera is hanging on to Schlong's back as he tries to escape.
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong manages to buck him off and is now in Huhrera 's guard! Nice work there by Schlong! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Huhrera (6) vs (10) Schlong#T14#
Schlong stopping the sweep attempt from Huhrera .#SUB#
Huhrera working for submissions but it's allowed Schlong to get to half guard.
#SUB#
Huhrera is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Huhrera looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Huhrera is breathing heavily.
Huhrera tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Schlong has advanced to mount. Uh oh. Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (6) vs (13) Schlong
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Schlong wins on points by 13 to 6.
After winning the bout, Long Schlong thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
CWC 333 - Miyagi vs Al Jhit
Date: Jan 15, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 11 wins and 6 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 19 wins and 14 losses; Tommy Toehold!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jorge Garcia and Russell Pearce.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Toehold darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Toehold
Schlong is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong trying to hold on to Toehold's head to control him but Toehold postures up.
Toehold keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Toehold is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T1#
Schlong wants to control but Toehold is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Schlong won't allow Toehold to pass to mount.
Schlong is looking to control Toehold's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Toehold manages to pass to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (5) Toehold
Schlong tries to lock up and control but Toehold gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T2#
Toehold tries to take his opponent's back but Schlong turns with him and manages to move into guard on the top. Nice work. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (5) Toehold
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Toehold holds on and takes a little breather. #T3#
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Toehold swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Toehold is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. #T4#
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Toehold is keeping the position for now.
Schlong engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T5#
Toehold is pulling down on Schlong's head to control his posture.
Schlong is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Toehold has control of Schlong's left arm, preventing Schlong from doing any damage. #T6#
Toehold keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Toehold is keeping the position.
Schlong showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Toehold has his hands on Schlong's head, controlling the position. #T7#
Schlong seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Schlong forces his way into half guard.#T8#
Schlong not doing much here.
Toehold controlling the position for now.
Toehold is continuing to stall.#T9#
Schlong controlling the action here.
Toehold is trying to get back to full guard.#T10#
Schlong looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Schlong keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Toehold wants to get back to full guard.#T11#
Schlong stalling.
Toehold keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Toehold is defending the position. #T12#
Still in half guard, Schlong seems content to control.
The fighters are battling for position here. Toehold manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Schlong sitting in guard here, content to control.
Toehold wants to sweep but no luck.
Toehold manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Schlong manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (7) Toehold#T13#
Schlong looking to control.
Schlong pulls Toehold in close to prevent any damage.
Toehold is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Schlong pulls Toehold in to control the position. #T14#
Toehold engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Schlong pulls Toehold in close to prevent any damage.
Schlong looking to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Toehold wins on points by 7 to 2.
A very excited looking Tommy Toehold made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
CWC 332 - Prelims
Date: Jan 08, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 7 losses; Lester Burnham! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 6 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Burnham shoots for a double leg takedown but Schlong sprawls well. He's pushed Burnham's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Burnham fails with the takedown.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.#TD#
Burnham shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Burnham (2) vs (0) Schlong
Burnham trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Burnham's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Schlong pulls Burnham in close to prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burnham controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T1#
Schlong has Burnham pulled in close to control his posture.
Our spies down at at HELLCADEMY inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Burnham content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Burnham wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #T2#
Burnham is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Burnham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burnham tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Burnham controlling from the top position.
Burnham wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.#T3#
Burnham looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Schlong trying to control the position here.
Burnham trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Burnham is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Burnham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Burnham looking to pass the guard.
Burnham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burnham sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Schlong pulls Burnham in close to his closed guard and prevents Burnham from doing any damage or advancing position.#T5#
Let's hope that Schlong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Burnham controls the pace.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Burnham from controlling successfully.
Burnham slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T6#
Burnham wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Burnham passes Schlong's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Schlong gets full guard.
Burnham wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Burnham from controlling successfully.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T7#
Schlong is adopting a defensive guard.
Burnham is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Burnham passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Burnham (5) vs (0) Schlong
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T8#
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Burnham tries to advance to mount but can't. #SUB#
Burnham looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Burnham tries to advance to mount but can't.
Schlong gets back to half guard.
Burnham trying to control from half guard but Schlong is working away. #T9#
Schlong is pressing down on Burnham's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Burnham tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Burnham slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Burnham has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Burnham wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #T10#
Schlong keeping full guard, as Burnham tries to pass.
Burnham pushes down on Schlong's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Burnham is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Burnham is pressing down on Schlong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Schlong is holding on for now.
Burnham controlling the action here. #T11#
Schlong is looking to control Burnham's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Burnham is stalling here. Schlong is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Burnham seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Schlong has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Burnham (5) vs (4) Schlong
Burnham tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T12#
Burnham is working hard here to advance position.
Burnham gets back to half guard.
Burnham keeping hold of Schlong's head, controlling as best he can.
Schlong prevents Burnham from improving his position.
Schlong trying to control from half guard but Burnham is working away. #T13#
Burnham trying to control but Schlong postures up.
Burnham is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Burnham wants to get back to full guard but Schlong has mounted him! Score +3 for passing guard: Burnham (5) vs (7) Schlong
Schlong looking to control and managing it successfully.
Burnham keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
#T14#
Burnham looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back! Score +3 for taking back: Burnham (5) vs (10) Schlong
Schlong is hanging on to Burnham's back as he tries to escape.
Burnham wants to control his opponent's hands but Schlong gets his hands free.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong keeps control of the position as Burnham tries to break free.
And that's the end of the fight!
Schlong wins on points by 10 to 5.
Long Schlong seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
Sucker Punch Pro Series 195
Date: Oct 19, 2022 |
#R1#
Schlong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Petersson.
Petersson misses with a right hand
enabling Schlong to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Petersson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
Petersson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Finch Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Schlong misses with a straight left.
Petersson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schlong walks into a straight right hand from Petersson.
Schlong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Petersson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A big right from Petersson misses.
Schlong digs a good body shot into Petersson's ribs.
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Petersson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Petersson misses its target.
Petersson leaves Schlong with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Peter Petersson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Petersson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schlong.
A big left from Petersson misses.
Petersson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Petersson.
Schlong appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Schlong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T1#
Petersson jabs Schlong right on the nose. Schlong blinks but takes it well.#CL#
Petersson drives through and clinches with Schlong against the cage.
Petersson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Petersson.
Petersson swings wildly with an uppercut but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Schlong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Petersson pushes Schlong back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Petersson.
Petersson swings wildly with an uppercut but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Petersson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schlong tries for a takedown. No joy.
A short body shot lands from Schlong as the two fighters clinch.
Petersson misses with the head strike.
Petersson gets underhooks to prevent Schlong's takedown attempt.
Petersson working aggressively here.
Still in the clinch, Schlong scores with a nice short uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Schlong.
#T2#
Petersson looking to slow down the pace here.
Petersson misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Petersson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Schlong blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Petersson.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Petersson misses with the head strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Petersson as Schlong tries to tie him up.
A head punch on the inside from Petersson fails to land.
Schlong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Petersson prevents a body shot from Schlong.
Petersson is looking to control Schlong's arms but Schlong gets an underhook and turns him. Now Petersson has his back to the cage.
Schlong trying to control the position but instead, Petersson has worked for underhooks and has pushed Schlong into the cage.
Schlong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Schlong. #T3#
Schlong working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Schlong on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Petersson.
A nice right hand lands inside from Schlong.
Petersson throws a head punch that misses.
Petersson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Come on Schlong - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Petersson is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Schlong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schlong swings wildly with an uppercut but Petersson uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Schlong on the inside.
Good body shot from Schlong.
A head punch on the inside from Petersson fails to land.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Schlong.
Petersson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schlong swings wildly with an uppercut but Petersson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schlong misses with some punches.
#T4#
Schlong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Petersson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Schlong up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schlong.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Petersson.
Schlong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Petersson throws a head punch that misses.
The referee calls for Schlong to work.
Petersson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Petersson.
A short uppercut from Petersson.
A nice left hand lands by Schlong.
A short uppercut from Schlong.
Schlong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Petersson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Petersson throws a punch but it's blocked by Schlong.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Petersson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Petersson blocks a jab.
Petersson throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Petersson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Schlong slips a straight right by Petersson.
Schlong slips under a jab.
Schlong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Petersson.
Schlong shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Petersson wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Petersson throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Petersson misses with a hook.
Petersson misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
Schlong ducks right into an uppercut from Petersson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Petersson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schlong.
Schlong throws a jab but it's blocked by Petersson.
Petersson misses with a left hand
and Schlong counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Petersson tried to counter with a leg kick but Schlong avoided it.
Petersson misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.#T1#
Petersson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
#CL#
Petersson moves into the clinch.
Schlong is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Petersson.
Petersson misses with some punches.
Schlong stalling in the clinch.
Schlong tries to throw a body punch but Petersson avoids it by throwing Schlong back against the cage.
Schlong lands a nice uppercut.
Petersson stalls.
A shot in the inside from Schlong.
Schlong struggles to land a body shot inside as Petersson controls his hands.
Petersson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong working aggressively here.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Petersson swings wildly with an uppercut but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Petersson blocks a body shot from Schlong. #T2#
Petersson working aggressively here.
Petersson prevents a body shot from Schlong.
Schlong tries to throw a body punch but Petersson avoids it by throwing Schlong back against the cage.
Schlong lands a left hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schlong.
Petersson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Petersson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Petersson lands a left hand.
#ROC#Schlong is rocked!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Petersson.
Schlong is still on wobbly legs! Can Petersson finish him?
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Petersson.
Petersson misses with some punches.
Schlong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schlong blocks an uppercut.
Petersson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schlong can do to turn this around?
Petersson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Petersson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Petersson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schlong seems to have recovered his senses.
Schlong just leaning against Petersson, taking a breather.
Schlong swings wildly with an uppercut but Petersson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Petersson blocks an uppercut.
Peter Petersson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Schlong.
Petersson prevents a body shot from Schlong.
Schlong slows down the pace here.
Petersson working aggressively here.
#T3#
A short right from Petersson.
Petersson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Petersson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Come on Schlong - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Schlong misses with some punches.
Schlong has Petersson pressed against the cage.
A short right from Petersson.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Schlong.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Petersson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Petersson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Schlong is pushing Petersson up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Petersson working aggressively here.
Schlong struggles to land a body shot inside as Petersson controls his hands.
Still in the clinch, Petersson scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
Petersson throws a big uppercut that drops Schlong! More strikes from Petersson and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Schlong lies dazed against the cage as Petersson celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Petersson!
Peter Petersson decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
Sucker Punch Pro Series 185
Date: Sep 21, 2022 |
#R1#
Wright keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wright on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch but Wright swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wright lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wright throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Wright throws a left and a right that both miss
#TD2#
and Schlong decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Wright 's guard.
Schlong throws an elbow that misses. Wright uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Schlong's guard. Nice move by Wright !#REVR#
Wright stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong controlling the position.
Wright is looking to stand up but Schlong won't let him.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck. #T1#
Schlong has his hands on Wright 's head, controlling the position.
Schlong looking to control.
Schlong trying to control the position here.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Our spies down at at Doom's Gym inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Wright is looking to stand up but Schlong won't let him.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Wright definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Wright escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Schlong is trying to work for a sweep but Wright has mounted him!
Schlong wants to control but Wright is having none of it.#SU#
Wright stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Schlong fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wright moves out of range of the strikes.
Schlong throws a right hand that misses
and Wright connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
Schlong fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wright swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Wright throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
A left lands for Schlong.
Good standup being displayed there by Schlong as he connects with a hook.
Schlong shoots in but no luck this time.
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Wright in his tracks.
Schlong misses with a jab to the body
letting Wright counter with a right hand. #T4#
Wright walks into a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong takes a swing at Wright 's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Wright wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong misses with a looping left.
Wright takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wright walks into a straight right hand from Schlong.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright throws out the jab.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong moves forwards but Wright connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Schlong scores with a hook.
Schlong scores with a hook.
Schlong avoids the head kick by Wright .
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Schlong closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Schlong stalling.
Wright is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Wright is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Wright is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
#T1#
Wright is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Schlong moves nicely into side control.
Schlong wants to control but Wright is keeping him busy.
Schlong tries to move to full mount but Wright actually manages to regain half guard.
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Wright defends it. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Wright is staying active underneath Schlong, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Schlong stalling.
Let's hope that Schlong has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Schlong passes to full mount!
Schlong wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Schlong tries to control but Wright wriggling away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3##SUB2#
Schlong is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Wright is surviving well by controlling Schlong's body position as best he can.
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wright is looking to escape.
Wright tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Wright is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Schlong sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Wright sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wright trying to hold on to Schlong's head to control him but Schlong postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wright counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wright swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wright has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Schlong finds it's way round the side to connect with Wright 's head.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wright paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wright back to the cage. Schlong follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#T1#
Wright throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schlong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Wright with a body shot.
Schlong closes the distance and clinches up with Wright , looking for a takedown. Schlong pushes Wright against the cage but Wright circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wright misses with a wild body shot.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wright .
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Schlong shoots in but Wright avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wright thinks about countering with a head kick.
A left and a right from Schlong both land. Nice combination.
Wright looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Schlong on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A jab from Wright misses.
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Schlong scores with a jab to the head.
A big left from Schlong misses.
Wright appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Schlong connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Schlong darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wright is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong scores with a nice strike.
Long Schlong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Schlong lands with a nice body punch.
Schlong connects with a solid leg kick. #CL2#
Schlong rushes Wright and presses him up against the cage.#T3#
Wright prevents the takedown attempt.
Cleon Wright has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Schlong working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Schlong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wright blocks a body shot from Schlong.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schlong.
Schlong working aggressively here.
Wright has had enough of the clinch but Schlong keeps him there for the moment.
Schlong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Schlong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schlong lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wright is trying to break free.
Schlong stalling.
Still in the clinch, Wright scores with a nice short uppercut.
Schlong trying to control the position but instead, Wright has worked for underhooks and has pushed Schlong into the cage.#T4#
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Schlong lands with a right to the head.
Schlong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schlong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wright backwards.
Wright lands a shot to the body.
Wright is trying to push Schlong away but Schlong has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cleon Wright has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wright gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Schlong.
Schlong dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Schlong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
After winning the bout, Long Schlong thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Cleon Wright was interviewed post fight and said 'Hats off to mikie best manager in the game this can crusher is a bum im retiring cause ive got no chin in abit '. |
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Event:
TWGC 37 (155lbs, D1): New York Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Aug 19, 2022 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 5 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 13 wins and 10 losses; Marc Read!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Franklyn Lucas and Lou da Vinci.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Schlong tries to sprawl but Read drives through with a takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Read
Schlong is refusing to be controlled, as Read sits in half guard.
Schlong has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Read is working away from the top position though.
Read passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Schlong! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (5) Read
Schlong keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Read pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong tries to hold on but Read pushes him away.
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Read isn't that keen on the idea.
Read tries to control but Schlong wriggling away. #T1#
Schlong is working to get back to half guard.
Schlong wants to control but Read is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Read goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Schlong turns into him and now he's in Read's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (5) Read
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Read is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Read throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Read is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Read holds on and takes a little breather.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong stopping the sweep attempt from Read.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Read is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Read is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Schlong frees his head nicely. Oh but Read has switched to an armbar! Schlong is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Marc Read!
A victorious Marc Read thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
SYN 919 Maluga vs. Steve II
Date: Aug 03, 2022 |
#R1#
Hematopoye misses with a jab, cross combination.
It seemed like Schlong was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hematopoye paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hematopoye avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Schlong takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Hematopoye moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hematopoye throws out the jab.
Schlong throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hematopoye stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Hematopoye loads up on a big right hand but Schlong slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong swings for the body but Hematopoye moves out of range.
Hematopoye misses with a looping left.
Hematopoye throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Schlong appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.#T1#
Hematopoye misses with a looping right.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
No luck for Schlong with that takedown attempt.
Hematopoye throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Schlong lands a jab to Hematopoye's midsection.
Schlong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schlong tries to clinch up.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hematopoye takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hematopoye misses with a looping left.
Hematopoye looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.
Schlong is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schlong, as that shot connected.
#T2#
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Hematopoye just misses with a punch to the body.
Hematopoye fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong's corner calls for a 1-2. Schlong obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hematopoye fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Hematopoye scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Schlong doesn't seem bothered though.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Hematopoye misses with a hook
and Schlong counters with a good low kick that Hematopoye was not able to check.
A big right from Hematopoye misses.
Schlong punishes Hematopoye's body with a nice straight punch.
Hematopoye on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hematopoye takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T3#
Schlong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hematopoye.
Schlong fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Schlong tries for a takedown but Hematopoye circles away easily
and Hematopoye counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nou Hematopoye has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Schlong takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Schlong catches Hematopoye with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hematopoye thuds a left hand into Schlong's body.
Hematopoye misses with a looping left.
Schlong takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nice defenses there by Schlong.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hematopoye.
#T4#
A looping hook to the body misses from Hematopoye. Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hematopoye keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hematopoye slips a jab from Schlong.
Schlong throws a jab when Hematopoye was well out of range.
Hematopoye ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Hematopoye misses with a hook
letting Schlong counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong lands with a good body shot.
Schlong throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hematopoye counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hematopoye ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Hematopoye misses with a hook. Schlong ducked under it nicely.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hematopoye moves away.
Hematopoye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
It looked like Hematopoye was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schlong.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Schlong misses with a looping right.
Hematopoye swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hematopoye misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Hematopoye uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
A swing and a miss from Hematopoye.
Schlong throws an overhand right that lands on Hematopoye's shoulder, as Hematopoye tries to avoid the shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Hematopoye misses the target.
Schlong lands the left hand.
Schlong misses with a low kick.
Hematopoye just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Nice straight punches there by Schlong. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Schlong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hematopoye moves out of range of the strikes.
Donk. Schlong catches Hematopoye right on the button with a cross.
Schlong fails with a takedown attempt.
Hematopoye throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.#T1#
Hematopoye misses the jab.
Hematopoye slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Schlong lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hematopoye circles away quickly and effectively.
Hematopoye throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Hematopoye showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schlong.
Hematopoye blocks a low kick nicely.
Schlong scores with a jab to the head.
Long Schlong seems to be getting the better of the standup.#TD2#
Schlong closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hematopoye did well to prevent Schlong getting side control.
Schlong seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hematopoye does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Hematopoye has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Schlong is working away from the top position though.#T2#
Hematopoye tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg. #SUB2#
Schlong seems to be looking for submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Schlong seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hematopoye does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB#
Hematopoye actively working from the bottom here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong trying to pass the guard but Hematopoye defending well. #T3#
Hematopoye works his way to full guard. Good work.
Hematopoye can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Schlong controls the pace.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Hematopoye throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Schlong engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Hematopoye keeps moving.
Schlong might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Hematopoye haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Schlong stays in close to Hematopoye's body and controls the position. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Schlong on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hematopoye throws a right hand that misses
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Hematopoye.
Schlong now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Schlong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hematopoye sets himself, and Schlong steps forward looking for the clinch! Hematopoye avoids it this time.
Schlong lands with a right hand.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hematopoye.
A little feinted left hand from Hematopoye on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hematopoye misses with a straight left.
Hematopoye takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hematopoye swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Hematopoye's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Hematopoye moves forwards but Schlong connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hematopoye looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schlong throws a sloppy body shot
and Hematopoye counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schlong moves out of range as Hematopoye strikes.
Hematopoye takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Schlong moves out of range as Hematopoye strikes.
Schlong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schlong swings for the body but Hematopoye moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hematopoye tries to move into range but Schlong moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Schlong on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Schlong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong cracks Hematopoye with a good jab.#ROC2#Hematopoye is rocked!#T1#
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hematopoye manages to avoid it.
Oh Hematopoye is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A punch combination from Schlong misses.
Schlong looks to land a left hand but Hematopoye moved out of range nicely.
Hematopoye went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hematopoye seems to have got his legs back now.
Hematopoye checks a leg kick.
A jab from Schlong misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hematopoye comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Hematopoye counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nou Hematopoye has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Schlong misses with a straight left.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hematopoye manages to avoid it.
Schlong connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hematopoye's hands.
Hematopoye looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hematopoye is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Schlong's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Schlong throws a hook but Hematopoye blocks it.
Hematopoye circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hematopoye misses with a straight left.
Schlong tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hematopoye counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hematopoye swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hematopoye swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T3#
Schlong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hematopoye.
Hematopoye was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Hematopoye on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Schlong stalks Hematopoye and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hematopoye's face. Hematopoye staggers backwards, shaken.
Hematopoye throws a jab but it's blocked by Schlong.
Schlong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong is looking to chop away at Hematopoye's legs.
Schlong gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A solid leg kick lands there for Schlong.
#T4#
Schlong moves away from the strike by Hematopoye.
Schlong throws out a counter right but Hematopoye avoids it with no problem.
Hematopoye takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hematopoye misses with a looping left.
Schlong throws a lazy right hand but Hematopoye sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hematopoye misses the jab.
Schlong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hematopoye in his tracks.
A big left from Hematopoye misses.
A jab lands there for Schlong.
Schlong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hematopoye looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hematopoye avoids the body shot from Schlong.
It looked like Hematopoye was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schlong.
Hematopoye throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
An out of breath Long Schlong thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
SYN 909 Pawlik vs. Duvernay
Date: Jun 25, 2022 |
#R1#
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Catch Wrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Catch Wrestler manages to avoid it.
Schlong throws a hook but Catch Wrestler avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler is looking to counter punch.
Catch Wrestler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Catch Wrestler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Schlong throws a hook but Catch Wrestler avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler tries to bum rush Schlong with a series of wild strikes but Schlong uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Catch Wrestler looks to land a combination but Schlong avoids it well. #TD#
Catch Wrestler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Schlong sprawls well initially but Catch Wrestler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong trying to control here.
Catch Wrestler sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Catch Wrestler is nestled in close to Schlong, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#T1#
Catch Wrestler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
Schlong is looking to control Catch Wrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Catch Wrestler trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong blocking the ground and pound attempt from Catch Wrestler.
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
Catch Wrestler seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
#SUB#
Catch Wrestler seems to be working for a kimura but Schlong defends the submission attempt.
Catch Wrestler is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T2#
Schlong wants to control but Catch Wrestler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Schlong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Schlong.
Catch Wrestler wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Catch Wrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Catch Wrestler postures up. #T3##SUB2#
Schlong looking for a guillotine here but Catch Wrestler defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Catch Wrestler lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Catch Wrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Catch Wrestler postures up.
Catch Wrestler lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Catch Wrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Catch Wrestler defends it easily.#SUB2#
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Catch Wrestler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T4#
Catch Wrestler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now.
Schlong is trying to keep Catch Wrestler in close.
Catch Wrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Catch Wrestler pushing down on Schlong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bjj Catch Wrestler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Schlong throws a right and a left that Catch Wrestler avoids nicely.
A jab from Catch Wrestler misses.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Schlong.
Catch Wrestler fails with the takedown.
The fighters circling - Schlong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Catch Wrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.#TD#
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Schlong napping and manages to drive through into side control!
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Catch Wrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
Catch Wrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schlong can do to turn this around?
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Catch Wrestler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Catch Wrestler lands an elbow.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom. #T1#
Catch Wrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
Schlong manages to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Catch Wrestler looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Schlong avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Catch Wrestler.
Schlong is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.#T2#
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Catch Wrestler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Catch Wrestler slips nicely into half guard.
Schlong is pressing down on Catch Wrestler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Catch Wrestler working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Catch Wrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB2#
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#T3#
Catch Wrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Catch Wrestler controlling him for the moment.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Schlong working for a triangle but Catch Wrestler defends it easily.
Catch Wrestler is stalling in the full guard.
Catch Wrestler trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Catch Wrestler preventing the sweep.
Schlong trying to control the position here.
Catch Wrestler trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Catch Wrestler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Catch Wrestler misses with a body shot.
Catch Wrestler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Schlong circles away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Catch Wrestler swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
Catch Wrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schlong.
Nice shot lands for Catch Wrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bjj Catch Wrestler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
A lazy left from Catch Wrestler finds it's target.
Bjj Catch Wrestler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schlong on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Catch Wrestler takes one to the side of the head.
Catch Wrestler throws a right and a left that Schlong avoids nicely.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a double leg but Schlong sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Catch Wrestler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Schlong bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Catch Wrestler's head.
Catch Wrestler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Schlong moves out of range as Catch Wrestler strikes.
Catch Wrestler doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
#TD#
Catch Wrestler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Schlong sprawls well initially but Catch Wrestler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong is looking to control Catch Wrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Schlong moves into full guard.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Catch Wrestler's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Catch Wrestler is looking for a triangle but Schlong pushes his legs off easily.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Catch Wrestler is retaining full guard.
Catch Wrestler keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Bjj Catch Wrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Catch Wrestler keeps moving.
Catch Wrestler keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass.
Bjj Catch Wrestler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
Catch Wrestler pulls Schlong in close to prevent any damage.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Catch Wrestler seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Catch Wrestler is keeping the position.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Schlong misses with a hook.
Long Schlong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Catch Wrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler throws a series of punches but Schlong avoids them all with ease.
Nice sprawl there from Schlong as Catch Wrestler shoots in.
A jab from Schlong finds it's way through Catch Wrestler's defenses.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#CL2#
Schlong has managed to clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Catch Wrestler.
Schlong controlling the action here for a moment.
Schlong can't find room to land a body shot as Catch Wrestler controls the action.
#T4#
Schlong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong can't find room to land a body shot as Catch Wrestler controls the action.
Schlong has Catch Wrestler pressed against the cage.
Catch Wrestler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Schlong walks away with a smile on his face. Catch Wrestler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bjj Catch Wrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Catch Wrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Schlong might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Catch Wrestler.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Catch Wrestler is just out of range.
Catch Wrestler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Schlong defends it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Catch Wrestler throws a right and a left that Schlong avoids nicely.
Schlong lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Schlong on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Catch Wrestler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bjj Catch Wrestler!
Bjj Catch Wrestler really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Un-Kaged Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty. |
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Event:
SYN 904 Krylov vs. Randleman
Date: Jun 05, 2022 |
#R1#
Hematopoye thuds his right hand into Schlong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hematopoye thuds a left hand into Schlong's body.
Schlong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong slips under a jab.
Hematopoye looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.
A jab lands there for Schlong.
Hematopoye blocks a jab.
Hematopoye fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Schlong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hematopoye walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Schlong with a nice cross.
Schlong lands a glancing blow to the side of Hematopoye's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A punch lands to the side of Hematopoye 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Schlong slips a straight right by Hematopoye.
Schlong cracks Hematopoye with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Hematopoye is just out of range.#T1#
Hematopoye keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schlong.
No joy there for Schlong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hematopoye walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Hematopoye is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schlong.
Hematopoye throws a hook but Schlong avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Hematopoye.
Schlong throws the left hand but Hematopoye avoids the punch easily.
Schlong lands a jab to Hematopoye's midsection.
Jab by Schlong.
Hematopoye scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Schlong is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Schlong jabs at Hematopoye's body.
Hematopoye takes one on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hematopoye connects with a crisp jab. #T2#
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Hematopoye ducks down to avoid it.
Schlong takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Hematopoye displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
Schlong lands with a shot to the body.
Hematopoye throws a hook to the side of Schlong's head but Schlong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schlong misses with the combination.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Hematopoye swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hematopoye on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Schlong lands a nice hook to Hematopoye's body. Hematopoye takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hematopoye swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Schlong counters with a straight right hand.
Hematopoye throws a hook but Schlong blocks it.
Schlong swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T3#
Schlong takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick that misses.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy. #TD2#
Hematopoye gets a takedown into half guard.
Schlong moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Schlong pulls Hematopoye in close to his closed guard and prevents Hematopoye from doing any damage or advancing position.
Hematopoye must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Schlong isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Hematopoye stacks Schlong on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Hematopoye!#T4#
Schlong tries to improve position but can't.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
Hematopoye is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Schlong is trying to control Hematopoye's posture but Hematopoye avoids it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hematopoye is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hematopoye in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Hematopoye throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Hematopoye tests Schlong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong misses with a looping left.
Schlong moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CUT#It looks like Nou Hematopoye has been cut.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Hematopoye.
Hematopoye has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hematopoye there as he acknowledges the shot.
Schlong moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.#ROC#Hematopoye is rocked!
Schlong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hematopoye connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hematopoye is still on wobbly legs! Can Schlong finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong throws a body punch but Hematopoye moves out of range.
Hematopoye seems to have recovered his senses.
Hematopoye jabs at Schlong's body.
Schlong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#T1#
Schlong lands a head shot.
Schlong takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Schlong avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hematopoye pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hematopoye moves out of range as Schlong strikes.
Schlong loads up on a big right hand but Hematopoye slips the punch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hematopoye throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hematopoye connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #ROC2#Schlong is rocked!
Schlong circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Hematopoye. Schlong falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Hematopoye!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nou Hematopoye!
Nou Hematopoye seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
SYN 898 Heavy Hitters
Date: May 14, 2022 |
#R1#
Bandini misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Bandini bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bandini slips a jab from Schlong.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Schlong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bandini takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Schlong scores with a jab to the jaw.
A lazy left from Bandini finds it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bandini ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
A big left from Bandini misses. #CL2#
Schlong closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T1#
Good body shot from Schlong.
Schlong scores with a nice hook to the head.
Schlong stalling.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Bandini.
#BC#
Bandini breaks from the clinch.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandini was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Decent striking displayed by Schlong there.
Schlong jabs Bandini to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bandini throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bandini connects with a good right hand that stumbles Schlong. Schlong circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Schlong misses with an uppercut
and Bandini counters with a right hand to the body.
Bandini thows a left - swing and a miss! #T2#
Schlong misses with a hook
and Bandini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've been told by Bandini's head coaches at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Schlong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bandini.
Bandini loads up on a big right hand but Schlong slips the punch.
Bandini misses with a straight right.
Schlong throws the left hand but Bandini avoids the punch easily.#CL2#
Schlong gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bandini wants to get back to striking at distance but Schlong won't allow it.
#BC#
Bandini's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.#T3#
Schlong closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bandini circles away.
It looked like Bandini was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schlong.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Schlong.
Bandini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A lazy left from Schlong finds it's target.
A shot to the body from Schlong misses
enabling Bandini to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Schlong throws a sloppy body shot
and Bandini counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bandini is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A lazy left from Schlong finds it's target.
Schlong misses with a body punch
and Bandini counters with a right hand to the body.
Schlong throws a jab when Bandini was well out of range.#T4#
Schlong throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A counter left hand to the body from Bandini misses its target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD2#
Schlong looking to score a takedown here. Bandini is defending well but Schlong drives through and ends up in Bandini's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong stops Bandini from standing up.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bandini is keeping the position for now.
Bandini is looking to stand up but Schlong isn't so interested in that idea.
Schlong controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Schlong dips to his left and cracks Bandini with an uppercut!
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Bandini sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bandini throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bandini displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schlong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bandini thows a left - swing and a miss!
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bandini.
#T1#
Schlong walks into a jab.
Bandini throws an overhand right that lands on Schlong's shoulder, as Schlong tries to avoid the shot.
Nice defenses there by Bandini.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong looks to land a combination but Bandini avoids it well.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Bandini to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Bandini looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it. #T2#
Schlong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Schlong throws a lazy uppercut
and Bandini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mac Bandini is winning the standup battle so far.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bandini moves away.
A combination from Schlong does no damage.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bandini slaps away a takedown attempt from Schlong, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mac Bandini has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bandini connects with a good right hand that stumbles Schlong. Schlong circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T3#
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Bandini throws an overhand right that lands on Schlong's shoulder, as Schlong tries to avoid the shot.
Bandini throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong defending well as Bandini loads up on a big left hand.
Schlong jabs at Bandini's body.
Schlong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bandini.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from Bandini misses its intended target. #T4#
Schlong misses with a looping right.
Bandini checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bandini sprawls well. Bandini wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet.
Bandini is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schlong has his takedown stuffed
and Bandini connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong misses with a straight right.
Schlong jabs at Bandini's body.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandini manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mac Bandini dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Schlong cracks Bandini with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Donk. Schlong catches Bandini right on the button with a cross.
Schlong throws a poor cross that misses
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bandini moves away from the strike by Schlong.
A swing and a miss from Bandini.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bandini just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bandini throws out the jab. #T1#
Schlong throws a hook but Bandini avoids it easily.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bandini counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Bandini misses with a hook.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Schlong on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A cross from Bandini lands.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Schlong throws a shot from downtown. Bandini moves away and avoids it.#T2#
Bandini takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bandini cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mac Bandini is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong looks to land a left hand but Bandini moved out of range nicely.
Bandini is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Good shot there by Schlong.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bandini.
Schlong misses with an uppercut. Bandini saw that one coming.
Bandini takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab from Bandini misses.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Schlong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#T3##CL2#
Schlong forces Bandini back against the cage and clinches.
Bandini is looking to break free of the clinch but Schlong has double underhooks.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Bandini tries to break free but Schlong pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Bandini escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bandini takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Bandini looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
Schlong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A counter left hand to the body from Bandini misses its target.
Bandini fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Bandini displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
Bandini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bandini with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schlong to score with a decent uppercut.#T4#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schlong.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bandini moves away.
Bandini lands with a straight right. Schlong didn't see that one coming.
Bandini throws a poor cross that misses
and Bandini takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schlong feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bandinis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandini manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bandini was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice uppercut lands for Schlong. That snapped Bandini's head back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong! |
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Event:
SYN 887 Namasuzuki vs Babinski
Date: Mar 20, 2022 |
#R1#
Bandini rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandini is just out of range.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong swings for the body but Bandini moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Schlong misses with a lunging right hand
and Bandini counters with a stiff right hand.
Bandini staying out of range there.
Schlong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Bandini.
Schlong throws a poor cross that misses
and Bandini counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A slow jab from Schlong misses its intended target.
Schlong fails with the takedown
and Bandini cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T1#
A big left from Schlong misses.
Bandini was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bandini takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bandini has time to react.
Bandini keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Schlong scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mac Bandini is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong missing with a left hand there. Bandini was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Bandini seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Schlong moves out of range as Bandini strikes.
Schlong looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T2#
Bandini lands a nice shot that snaps Schlong's head back.
Bandini steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schlong.
Bandini dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bandini is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Schlong takes a swing at Bandini's ribcage but misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick that misses.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong lands with a good body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Nice body punch from Schlong.
Schlong swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Bandini to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandini was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
Schlong shoots in looking for a takedown. Bandini tries to sprawl out of it but Schlong keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bandini manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mac Bandini has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.#T3#
Bandini lands a slapping body shot.
Bandini defending well as Schlong loads up on a big left hand.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Bandini sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong connects with a nice looking jab.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.#T4#
Bandini misses with a looping left.
Schlong throws an off balance right hand
and Bandini counters with a nice uppercut.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Schlong misses with a jab to the body
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
Schlong misses with a lunging right hand
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bandini looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong misses with a hook.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong scores with a decent looking hook.
Schlong throws a body punch but Bandini moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bandini's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Schlong closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bandini shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Bandini does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bandini. Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schlong cracks Bandini with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Bandini counter with a right hand.
Bandini rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong throws a sloppy body shot
and Bandini counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a nice uppercut.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
Schlong misses the body punch
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Schlong darts in and clinches Bandini up against the cage.#T1#
Schlong keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bandini's efforts to push away.
Bandini has had enough of the clinch but Schlong keeps him there for the moment.
Bandini looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Bandini's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandini wants to get back to striking at distance but Schlong won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. #BC#
Bandini breaks the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Bandini does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schlong works Bandini's body with a nice hook.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandini sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Bandini cracks Schlong with a good jab.
Schlong throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bandini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T2#
A jab lands there for Bandini.
Schlong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong misses with a takedown
letting Bandini counter with a right hand.
Bandini misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
Bandini takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandini is just out of range.
Bandini lands a jab to the nose.
A punch lands to the side of Bandini 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bandini takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Schlong misses with a hook. Bandini ducked under it nicely.
Bandini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T3#
A big right from Bandini misses.
Bandini with a jab.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong slips under a jab.
Schlong misses with a body shot
and Bandini counters with a right hand to the body.
Bandini slips under a jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Schlong swings for the body but Bandini moves out of range.
Bandini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bandini misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schlong! But no joy.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong throws a right hand that misses
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.#T4#
Schlong misses with a left hand
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schlong misses with a body punch
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bandini misses the jab.
Schlong with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bandini throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Schlong misses.
Bandini throws a hook but Schlong avoids it easily.
A low kick lands for Schlong.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandini sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mac Bandini dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong punishes Bandini's body with a nice straight punch.
Schlong lands a head shot.
Bandini misses the jab.
Schlong throws a hook but Bandini avoids it easily.
Bandini ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bandini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Schlong misses with a left hand
and Schlong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bandini ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the liver by Schlong. Beautiful body shot.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Bandini.
A countering left hand to the body from Schlong misses.
Schlong cracks Bandini with a good jab.#T1#
Bandini looks to land a left hand but Schlong moved out of range nicely.
Bandini throws a hook but Schlong blocks it.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong throws a jab when Bandini was well out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schlong, as that shot connected.
The fighters circling - Schlong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice shot lands for Bandini.
Bandini throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schlong throws a jab but it's blocked by Bandini.
Bandini is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Schlong throws a body punch but Bandini moves out of range. #T2#
Schlong tries for a takedown but Bandini circles away easily
letting Bandini counter with a right hand.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
Bandini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Bandini.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Bandini will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schlong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schlong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bandini pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A swing and a miss from Bandini.
Schlong throws a lazy uppercut
and Schlong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mac Bandini is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bandini drops his hands momentarily and Schlong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #T3#
Schlong scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Schlong lands a jab.
Bandini avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bandini counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandini throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandini misses with a left hand
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schlong misses with a shot to the body
and Bandini counters with a nice uppercut.
Bandini misses with a lunging right hand
and Schlong counters with a left to the body.
Schlong lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bandini circles away quickly and effectively.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T4#
Nice defenses there by Bandini.
Schlong throws the left hand but Bandini avoids the punch easily.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Bandini ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong misses with a left hand
and Bandini counters with a three punch combo that has Schlong backing up. Schlong nods at Bandini to acknowledge the strikes.#ROC#Schlong is rocked!
Bandini fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Schlong to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Schlong looks to clinch but Bandini throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Schlong taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Mac Bandini!
Mac Bandini very nearly forgot to thank Darvin Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you. |
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Event:
CFC 462: Beach vs Mirage
Date: Feb 25, 2022 |
#R1#
Schlong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little jabbing left from Schlong on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jafar ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
Jafar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong throws a body punch but Jafar moves out of range.
Jafar misses with a straight right.
Jafar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong scores with a jab.
Jafar throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong connects with a right hand. Jafar shakes it off.
Jafar misses with a straight right.
Schlong cracks Jafar with a good jab.
Schlong misses with a looping right.
Jafar takes a jab right on the kisser.
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Jafar wants to clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jafar tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Schlong jabs at Jafar's body.
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
Nuri Jafar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jafar keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jafar wants to clinch.
Schlong walks into a left hand.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong loads up on a big right hand but Jafar slips the punch.
Jafar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
Schlong walks into a jab.
We've been hearing reports that Jafar has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Jafar misses with a looping right.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jafar misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Schlong looks to land a right hand but Jafar moved out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong lands an overhand right.
Schlong misses with a hook. Jafar ducked under it nicely.
Schlong with a hook.
Jafar fails with an attempt to clinch.
#TD#
Jafar drives through with a takedown into Schlong's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong has a closed guard, preventing Jafar from standing up.
Schlong looking to control.
Jafar slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T3#
Schlong controls Jafar momentarily but Jafar frees himself.
Jafar sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jafar's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Jafar wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Jafar tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet.
Jafar wanted to stand there but Schlong had control of the position. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Schlong throws a hook but Jafar avoids it easily.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jafar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Schlong.
Jafar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jab from Schlong.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Jafar is just out of range.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
Jafar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A shot to the body from Schlong misses
letting Jafar counter with a right hand.
Jafar misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schlong! But no joy.
Schlong scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Schlong connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jafar momentarily.
Jafar checks the leg kick nicely there.
Schlong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#TD#
Jafar feints and as Schlong raises his hands in defense, Jafar changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jafar wants to stand but Schlong is controlling his posture from full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
A cross from Schlong lands.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jafar misses with a wild body shot.
Good shot there by Schlong.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Donk. Schlong catches Jafar right on the button with a cross.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice defenses there by Jafar.
Jafar misses with a hook. Schlong ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong with a nice cross.
Schlong takes one to the side of the head.
Schlong scores with a leg kick.
Schlong moves out of range as Jafar strikes.
Schlong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Schlong.#ROC2#Jafar is rocked!
Jafar wants to clinch.
Oh Jafar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Jafar is out of range.
Jafar seems to have got his legs back now.
Schlong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jafar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jafar misses with a body shot.
Schlong throws a good cross that connects.
Jafar scores with a crisp jab that stopped Schlong in his tracks.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jafar.
Jafar lands with a hook. Schlong tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. #TD#
Jafar closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Schlong's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong controlling the position.
Jafar content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T2#
Jafar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Jafar from controlling successfully.
Jafar wanted to stand there but Schlong had control of the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Jafar trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Schlong is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T3##SUB2#
Jafar avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jafar wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Jafar controlling him for the moment.
Schlong controls Jafar momentarily but Jafar frees himself. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Jafar scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jafar rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Schlong to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong lands with a right hand.
Jafar blocks a jab.
Jafar moves out of range as Schlong strikes.#TD#
Jafar shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Schlong napping and manages to drive through into side control!#T4#
Jafar controls the position.
Schlong manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Jafar tries to stand but can't do so whilst Schlong controls his leg. #SUB2#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Schlong manages to get to full guard.
Jafar tries to stand but Schlong is controlling from the bottom.
Jafar wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Jafar preventing the sweep.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Jafar's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Jafar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schlong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Schlong misses with a lunging right hand
and Jafar counters with a straight right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schlong, as that shot connected.
Schlong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jafar.
Jafar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Schlong looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Schlong.
Donk. Jafar catches Schlong right on the button with a cross.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Jafar throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jafar checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jafar swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong tests Jafar's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jafar as he avoids it easily.
Schlong fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Schlong misses with a hook. Jafar ducked under it nicely.
Schlong misses with a hook.#T1#
Schlong lands with an uppercut that bounces Jafar off the cage and back into range.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Jafar ducks down to avoid it.
Jafar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A jab from Jafar misses.
Jafar avoids the body shot from Schlong.
A shot to the liver by Jafar. Beautiful body shot.
Jafar looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jafar doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
Jafar shoots in but no luck this time.
Schlong drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Jafar defends it well.
Jafar tries to clinch up but Schlong circles away and keeps his distance.
Jafar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schlong.
Jafar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Schlong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jafar.
Jafar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Jafar looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Schlong.
Nuri Jafar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Schlong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jafar throws a right hand that misses
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jafar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jafar.
Jafar takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Jafar walks into a left hand.
Schlong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jafar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Schlong.
Schlong connects with a looping right hand.
Jafar misses with a jab to the body
letting Schlong counter with a right hand.
Jafar walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Schlong scores with a sloppy right hand. Jafar should have avoided that one.
Jafar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schlong.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#T3#
Jafar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Schlong avoids it really well and circles away.
Schlong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Schlong digs a good body shot into Jafar's ribs.
Jafar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice straight punches there by Schlong. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Schlong.
Schlong lands with a shot to the body.
Jafar throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Jafar.
Schlong digs a good body shot into Jafar's ribs.
Schlong with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schlong connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T4#
Jafar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Jafar looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jafar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Jafar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice defenses there by Schlong.
A big right from Jafar misses.
Jafar doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Schlong.
Jafar feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Schlongs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Schlong ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jafar tries to clinch
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand. #CL#
Jafar has Schlong up against the cage in a clinch.
Schlong lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Schlong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
Nuri Jafar was interviewed post fight and said 'He did not follow the script'. |
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Event:
CFC 457: Reed v Sturmovik
Date: Feb 05, 2022 |
#R1#
Nuragomidova takes one to the chin there.
Nuragomidova moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Nuragomidova throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nuragomidova lands with a good body shot.
Nuragomidova on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schlong connects with a crisp jab.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong slips a jab and a cross from Nuragomidova.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schlong! But no joy.
Nuragomidova digs a good hook to Schlong's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nuragomidova misses with a double jab.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Nuragomidova will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schlong lands a body shot.
Nuragomidova uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schlong.
Nuragomidova swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Schlong.#T1#
Horrible takedown attempt by Nuragomidova or perhaps it was just good defense by Schlong, which made it look bad.
A big left from Schlong misses.
It looked like Nuragomidova wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#TD#
Nuragomidova shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Schlong is trying to defend but Nuragomidova finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Nice strikes from Nuragomidova there.
Schlong wants to control but Nuragomidova is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Nuragomidova not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Schlong wants to control the action here but instead Nuragomidova manages to pass to full mount!
Schlong tries to reverse the position but Nuragomidova maintains control.
Nuragomidova with shots to the head and body - Schlong looks very uncomfortable down there.
Schlong is working to get back to half guard.
#T2#
Schlong keeps trying to improve his position.
Schlong is bucking up trying to escape but Nuragomidova cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nuragomidova lands a heavy elbow.
Schlong gets back to half guard.
Schlong holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Schlong wants to control but Nuragomidova is keeping busy and won't allow it.
We've been hearing good reports from Nuragomidova's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back.
Schlong wants to control but Nuragomidova is keeping busy.
Schlong is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Nuragomidova is staying active.
Schlong has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.#T3#
The fighters are battling for position here. Schlong manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Nuragomidova from controlling successfully.
Nuragomidova tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Nuragomidova postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Nuragomidova preventing the sweep.
Nuragomidova throwing strikes but missing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nuragomidova stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.#SUB2#
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nuragomidova defends it easily.#SUB2#
Schlong is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Nuragomidova frees his head nicely. Oh but Schlong has switched to an armbar! Nuragomidova is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Long Schlong!
In defeat, Khalib Nuragomidova stepped up to the mic, saying 'I AM STILL THE KING OF BUMS SCREW U ALL '. |
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Event:
CFC 449: Smith v Shamrock
Date: Jan 02, 2022 |
#R1##CL#
Burnham forces Schlong back against the cage and clinches.
Schlong cracks Burnham with a nice body shot.
Schlong is stalling here.
A shot in the inside from Schlong.
Schlong is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Schlong stops a takedown attempt from Burnham.
Burnham drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Burnham goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Burnham.
Burnham misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schlong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burnham changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Schlong fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lester Burnham. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Good standup being displayed there by Schlong as he connects with a hook.
A low kick lands for Burnham.
Schlong paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Burnham catches Schlong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#T1#
Burnham has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Schlong finds it's way round the side to connect with Burnham's head.
Burnham on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Burnham throws a sloppy head kick
and Schlong counters with a nice body shot.
Schlong thuds a left hand into Burnham's body.
Burnham scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Burnham finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Burnham comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.#CL#
Burnham instigates a clinch.
Schlong lands a right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Burnham goes for a takedown attempt but Schlong pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A combination from Schlong does no damage.
Burnham throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
#TD#
Burnham closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Schlong quickly recovers to half guard.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
Schlong tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Burnham has advanced to mount. Uh oh. #T2#
Burnham prevents Schlong from getting the reversal.
Schlong is squirming around, avoiding Burnham's attempts to control the action.
Schlong bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Burnham is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Schlong passes Burnham's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Schlong is controlling the pace.
#SUB2#
Schlong is working for a submission of some sort.
Schlong trying to control from half guard but Burnham is working away. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Burnham tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg.
Schlong takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Schlong tries to pass to full mount but Burnham defends it.
Schlong passes to side control.
Schlong trying to control the position but Burnham is working away.
Burnham struggling a bit here.#SUB2#
Schlong tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
That's time! Burnham's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2##CL#
Burnham gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Burnham is looking to take this one to the mat.
Schlong tries to stall but Burnham uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Schlong lands an uppercut.#TD#
Burnham works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Schlong looking to control.
Burnham tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Burnham from controlling successfully.
Burnham tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is trying to keep Burnham in close.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck. #T1#
Schlong is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Lester Burnham overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schlong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Schlong is pulling down on Burnham's head. It's preventing any offense from Burnham, at least for the moment.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Burnham lands a leg kick that knocks Schlong off balance momentarily.
Schlong avoids the head kick by Burnham.
Burnham walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Burnham lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burnham sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burnhams jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Burnham blocks a leg kick.
Burnham displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
Burnham was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Burnham fakes the leg kick and cracks Schlong in the body. #T2#
Schlong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A chopping leg kick lands by Schlong.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong scores with a hook.
Burnham throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong looks to land a right hand but Burnham moved out of range.
Burnham fires out a quick counter leg kick but Schlong just manages to avoid it.
Burnham avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Burnham just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong works the jab nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Burnham does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schlong checks a low kick from Burnham.
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Schlong cracks Burnham with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Schlong cracks Burnham with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong throws a series of punches but Burnham avoids them all with ease.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Burnham scores with a jab to the body.#T3#
Burnham takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Burnham moves in looking to clinch but Schlong pushes him off.
A shot to the liver by Schlong. Beautiful body shot.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Burnham is just out of range.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Schlong connects with a right hand. Burnham shakes it off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burnham. Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Burnham tries to clinch up.
Burnham uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
As Schlong backs away, Burnham returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Burnham ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Burnham as he jumps to the side.
Burnham tries a head kick but it misses.
#T4#
Burnham fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Schlong.
Burnham ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Long Schlong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burnham ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Burnham lands a nice shot to the body.
Burnham seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Schlong scores with a decent looking hook.
Burnham takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Schlong misses with a straight left.
Schlong will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Burnham swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Schlong tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Schlong throws a hook but Burnham blocks it.
Burnham takes one on the button.
Burnham scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Burnham throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schlong drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Burnham defends it well.
Jab from Schlong.
Schlong chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Schlong throws a series of punches but Burnham avoids them all with ease.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
A jab from Schlong does it's job there.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
A leg kick checked by Schlong.
Burnham uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Schlong throws a jab when Burnham was well out of range.
Schlong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Burnham missing with a left hand there. Schlong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Burnham uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Schlong has time to react.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
A cross from Burnham lands.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Burnham.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burnham tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schlong swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Burnham throws a quick inside leg kick.
Burnham walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Schlong checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Schlong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T1#
Schlong jabs Burnham right on the nose. Burnham blinks but takes it well.
Schlong misses with a straight right.
Burnham tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Schlong manages to circle out of the way.
Burnham throws out a leg kick but Schlong moves out of range and Burnham only half commits.
Schlong throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Burnham.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Burnham.
Schlong moves out of range of the body kick from Burnham.
#CL#
Burnham clinches.
Burnham tries a body shot but Schlong blocks it.
Burnham is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Schlong.
Schlong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schlong throws a punch but it's blocked by Burnham.
Schlong content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Burnham.
Burnham lands with a light punch inside.
Lester Burnham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
A right hook to the body lands for Burnham.
Burnham is working for takedown but Schlong is calmly controlling the position for now.
Schlong is trying to maintain a safe position but Burnham gets an underhook and turns Schlong into the cage.
Burnham misses with a body punch.
Schlong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schlong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong tries to work over Burnham's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Burnham blocks an uppercut.
Schlong lands a right hand that snaps the head of Burnham backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Burnham prevents a takedown attempt there.
Schlong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schlong throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Burnhams head. #T3#
Schlong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Burnham leaning his opponent against the cage.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Burnham.
Schlong lands with a left to the head.
Schlong leaning against his opponent.
Schlong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schlong is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Burnham is keeping busy.
A short right from Schlong.
Burnham doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schlong manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Burnham tries to pull guard but Schlong holds him up against the cage and eventually Burnham drops back down to his feet.
Schlong is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. #T4#
Schlong throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Schlong.
Burnham is struggling to control the position.#TD#
Burnham gets control of Schlong's arms and successfully pulls guard. Burnham will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Burnham keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Burnham working a defensive guard but Schlong passes into half guard.
Burnham wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Burnham is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily.
Schlong is just content to waste time from the top position. Burnham takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Burnham being controlled here, momentarily.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Long Schlong.
I've got Schlong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong! |
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Event:
CFC 443: Lacplesis v Whitaker
Date: Dec 05, 2021 |
#R1#
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Van Der Dusse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Schlong lands with a nice combination. Van Der Dusse backs away looking to recover.
Schlong scores with a nice head shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Van Der Dusse.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong works the jab nicely.
We've been hearing reports that Schlong has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Van Der Dusse manages to avoid it.
Anthon Van Der Dusse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Schlong gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Van Der Dusse to score an easy takedown into full guard.#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Van Der Dusse defends well.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T1#
Van Der Dusse throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Schlong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB#
Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Van Der Dusse is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Van Der Dusse from controlling successfully.
Schlong working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Van Der Dusse.
Van Der Dusse stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Schlong will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Van Der Dusse postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Van Der Dusse working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Van Der Dusse connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#SUB#
Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Van Der Dusse is aware though and is defending well.#T2#
Schlong has control of Van Der Dusse's left arm, preventing Van Der Dusse from doing any damage.
Van Der Dusse is looking to work some ground and pound but Schlong has wrist control.
Van Der Dusse connects with a couple of short punches.
Van Der Dusse throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Van Der Dusse's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Van Der Dusse postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Schlong covers up, he's hurt! Van Der Dusse keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Van Der Dusse and the ref steps in to end the fight! Van Der Dusse can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anthon Van Der Dusse!
Anthon Van Der Dusse seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
Grunge 65: Hunger Strike
Date: Sep 26, 2021 |
#R1#
A swing and a miss from Schlong.
Soda throws a jab but it's blocked by Schlong.
Soda misses with a straight right. #CL2#
Soda clinches with his opponent.
Soda tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schlong's elbow.
Soda pushes Schlong back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Soda tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Soda back against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Schlong.
Come on Schlong - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Schlong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Soda backwards.
Schlong is trying to maintain a safe position but Soda gets an underhook and turns Schlong into the cage.
Schlong working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Soda working aggressively here.
Soda can't find room to land a body shot as Schlong controls the action.
A short right from Soda.
Soda misses with a punch to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Schlong.
Soda tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
#T1#
Schlong avoiding damage.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Soda presses Schlong against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short uppercut from Schlong.
A short right from Schlong on the inside.
Soda misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Soda tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Schlong.
#BC2#
Soda's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schlong connects with a crisp jab.
Schlong misses with a takedown
and Soda counters with a nice uppercut.
Soda takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nice cross by Soda.
Soda jabs at Schlong's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Soda. #T2#
Schlong throws a sloppy body shot
and Soda counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Schlong thinking.
Schlong darts in looking for a takedown but Soda gets double underhooks and turns Schlong into the cage.
Schlong has Soda pressed against the cage, preventing Soda from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A right handed body shot lands from Soda.
Soda tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Soda back against the cage.
Soda scores with a shot to the side of Schlong's head.
Soda misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Soda misses with a punch to the body.
Soda tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Soda back against the cage.
Soda lands a body shot in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Schlong.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Soda creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Soda goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Soda misses with the head strike.
Schlong can't find room to land a body shot as Soda controls the action.
Soda tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Soda misses with some punches.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Soda fails to pull guard.
#T3#
Soda throws a head punch that misses.
Soda lands with a light punch inside.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Soda. #TD2#
Soda pulls guard successfully.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Soda is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong stands and throws Soda's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Soda is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Soda is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Schlong is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Soda knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T4#
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Soda is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Soda felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Soda manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Schlong.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Soda is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Soda swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
3 Piece Soda dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Soda walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Schlong checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Soda moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Schlong connects with a body shot that sends Soda's belly button to the back.
Schlong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Soda misses with a low kick.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Soda was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
A nice side step and Soda releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Soda scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Soda thuds his shin into the meat of Schlong's side.
Soda tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Schlong paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Schlong misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Soda scores with a jab to the body.
Soda lands with an overhand left.#TD#
Schlong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Soda struggling a bit here.
Schlong wants to control but Soda is keeping him busy. #T1#
Soda is trying to control Schlong's posture but Schlong avoids it.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Soda is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Soda can't do much from the bottom here. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Schlong trying to control the position but Soda is working away.
Schlong will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Soda wants to control but Schlong postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Schlong taking a breather here.
Soda wants to control but Schlong postures up.
Schlong trying to control the position but Soda is working away. #T3#
Schlong staying calm.
Soda is not content to let Schlong control the position. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Schlong throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Soda.
Schlong has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Schlong there as he acknowledges the shot.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Schlong.
Soda struggling a bit here.
Schlong taking a break here but Soda is having none of it and regains half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Schlong in particular looking to stall.#T4#
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Soda is defending the position. #SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Soda sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Soda is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Soda looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Soda is looking to improve his position.
Soda won't allow Schlong to pass to mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3##CL2#
Soda closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Soda.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Soda misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Soda tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Schlong just stands there and leans against the cage.
Schlong is looking to control Soda's arms but Soda gets an underhook and turns him. Now Schlong has his back to the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Soda as Schlong tries to tie him up.
Schlong's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The referee calls for Schlong to work.
Schlong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Soda's elbow.
A frustrated look appears on Soda's face as he tries to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Soda blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Soda throws a punch but it's blocked by Schlong.
A nice left hand lands by Schlong.
Soda lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Soda.#BC2#
Soda breaks the clinch.
#T1#
Soda pushes Schlong away with a front kick.
Schlong with a nice cross.
Soda slips a jab and a cross from Schlong.
Soda keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Soda has time to react.
Schlong gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Soda.
3 Piece Soda seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Soda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Soda lands with a straight right. Schlong didn't see that one coming.
Schlong looks to land a right hand but Soda moved out of range.
A slow jab from Soda misses its intended target.
Schlong tries to score a power double leg takedown but Soda sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Schlong somewhat.
Schlong looks to land a body kick but Soda moved away.#T2#
A shot to the liver by Soda. Beautiful body shot.
Schlong throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
#CL2#
and Soda counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Soda's elbow.
Schlong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Schlong takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Soda.
Soda is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Schlong tries to stall but Soda uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Schlong looking to stall.
Schlong misses with some punches.
Schlong leaning against his opponent.
Schlong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schlong.
Soda blocking some punches.
Soda lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
Schlong is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
#T3#
Schlong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Soda's elbow.
Soda lands a body shot in the clinch.
Soda tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC2#
Soda manages to break the clinch.
Schlong fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Schlong lands with a shot to the body.
Schlong with a poor takedown
and Soda counters with a straight right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schlong swats away the attempt to clinch by Soda.
A big left from Schlong misses.
Soda is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Schlong loads up on a big right hand but Soda slips the punch.
Soda throws out a counter right but Schlong avoids it with no problem.#T4#
Schlong connects with a body shot that sends Soda's belly button to the back.
Soda showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schlong.
Soda let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#CL2#
Schlong gets tackled into the cage by Soda. Soda maintains the clinch.
Schlong blocks a body shot from Soda.
Soda tries to work over Schlong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Soda is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Schlong taking a breather.
Schlong scores with a hook to the body.
3 Piece Soda seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Schlong misses with a punch on the inside.
Soda misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Soda lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong slows down the pace here.
Schlong is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
And that's the end of the fight!
3 Piece Soda comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Soda has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... 3 Piece Soda!
A very excited looking 3 Piece Soda made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
Grunge 61: Facelift
Date: Aug 29, 2021 |
#R1#
Wallace misses with a hook. Schlong ducked under it nicely.
Schlong drops down looking for a counter takedown but Wallace sprawls and moves away.
Wallace moves out of range as Schlong strikes.
Wallace uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Wallace moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wallace throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wallace throws a sloppy head kick and Schlong moves out of range easily.
Schlong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A right-left combo lands from Wallace.
Wallace looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wallace scores with a hook to the body. Schlong takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #CL2#
Wallace has closed the distance and engaged Schlong in a clinch.
Schlong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wallace backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schlong.
Schlong lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wallace backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong misses with a punch to the body.
Wallace throws an elbow that misses.
#TD#
Schlong jumps guard.
#SUB#
Schlong has his foot on Wallace's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wallace works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Wallace is proving a slippery customer.
#T1##SUB#
Wallace got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wallace has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Wallace has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Schlong to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Wallace is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Schlong pulls down on the head and he's put Wallace to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Long Schlong! |
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Event:
Grunge 54: Canada
Date: Jul 17, 2021 |
#R1#
Jones misses with a head kick.
Schlong was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Schlong scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though. #CL2#
Jones moves into the clinch.
Schlong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jones trying to stall but Schlong improves his position.
Schlong avoiding damage as Jones throws knees to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jones - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
I was talking to Schlong's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Schlong is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
Schlong goes for a takedown attempt but Jones pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Schlong takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong slips a jab from Jones.
Schlong drops down looking for a counter takedown but Jones sprawls and moves away.
Schlong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schlong throws a big counter combination but Jones scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Jones forces Schlong back against the cage and clinches.#T1#
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Jones stalling in the clinch but Schlong improves position.
Schlong is trying to pull guard but Jones has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Jones.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Schlong is keeping busy.
Schlong cracks Jones with a nice body shot.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jones as Schlong tries to tie him up.
Schlong is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jones gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones misses with a knee to the head.
Schlong takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Schlong controls his hands.
Schlong looking to slow down the pace here.
Schlong manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Schlong can't get the takedown.
#T2#
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schlong lands a body shot. #TD#
Schlong drags the fight down to the ground.
Schlong avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Schlong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jones is in close to Schlong's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jones content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jones showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jones gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#T3#
Jones landing some decent shots from guard.
Jones lands a couple of elbows.
Jones postures up.
Jones connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Schlong working for a triangle but Jones defends it easily.
#SUB#
Schlong has his foot on Jones's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jones works his way back into a safe position though.#T4##SUB#
Jones got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jones has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
Jones wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #SUB#
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Jones can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Jones escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Jones wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working.
Schlong is trying to control Jones's posture but Jones avoids it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dingleberry Jones dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Schlong throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Jones misses with a jab to the body
#CL#
and Schlong counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Schlong.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Schlong lands a right hand.
Jones slows down the pace here.
Jones has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Schlong seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Jones can turn it around.
Jones tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
Jones tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schlong avoids it.
Schlong jumps guard but Jones stands there with Schlong around his waist. Schlong gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones working Schlong over with knees to the body.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jones looking to stall.
Dingleberry Jones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T1#
Schlong lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Schlong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jones lands a good knee to the midsection. Schlong won't want to take too many of those.
Schlong wants to stall.
Schlong takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jones is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jones managing to block the knees to the body from Schlong.
The referee calls for Schlong to work.
Jones is stalling here.
Jones scores with a hook to the body.#T2#
Schlong tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jones stalling against the cage.
Schlong tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones has Schlong pushed against the cage.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Schlong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Schlong lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong is struggling to control the position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schlong is trying to pull guard but Jones turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#T3#
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Schlong dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Schlong lands an uppercut.
Jones misses with the head strike.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones trying to control the position but instead, Schlong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jones into the cage.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schlong tries to stall but Jones uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jones tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Good body shot from Schlong.
#TD#
Schlong has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Jones clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Jones rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Schlong keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Jones is controlling Schlong's trapped leg to prevent Schlong from advancing to side control.#T4#
Jones is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Jones is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but Jones is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schlong to get the leverage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB#
Schlong is working for a kimura but Jones is defending it quite comfortably.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg.
Jones is staying active underneath Schlong, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Jones is doing well to control the position and prevent Schlong from advancing to side control.
Jones is looking to escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Dingleberry Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Schlong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schlong feinted with a counter takedown.
Schlong scores with a three punch combo!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Jones thuds a left hand into Schlong's body.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Jones jabs at Schlong's body.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Jones.
Schlong fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Schlong with an uppercut!
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong blocks a head kick by Jones.
Schlong misses with a two punch combination.
Jones looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schlong.#T1#
Jones throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Schlong is looking to counter the offense by Jones and move into the clinch.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong misses with a two punch combination.
Jones thuds his right hand into Schlong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jones avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Schlong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Schlong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Schlong throws a right and a left that both miss.
Schlong misses with the combination.
Dingleberry Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T2#
A head kick misses from Jones.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Schlong tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Jones manages to circle out of the way.
Jones misses with an uppercut
#CL#
and Schlong moves into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones looking to slow down the pace here.
Jones is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Schlong displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jones up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jones.
Schlong taking a breather.
The referee calls for Jones to work.
Jones lands a shoulder strike. #T3#
Schlong has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jones avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Schlong.
Jones works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Schlong letting Jones take a breather here.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Schlong lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schlong.
Schlong misses with some punches.
Jones is trying to stall.
Nice body punch from Jones.
Schlong jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jones walks away with a smile on his face. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
Schlong lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schlong throws a big shot that misses.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Schlong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones connects with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schlong.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Schlong attempts a counter takedown but Jones avoids it well and moves away.
Dingleberry Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dingleberry Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dingleberry Jones!
An out of breath Dingleberry Jones thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
Grunge 49: Wake Up
Date: Jun 13, 2021 |
#R1##CL2#
Schlong has Da Silva up against the cage in a clinch.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Schlong tries to pull guard but Da Silva holds him up against the cage and eventually Schlong drops back down to his feet.
Da Silva lands an uppercut.
Da Silva stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Da Silva.
A shot in the inside from Da Silva.
Da Silva presses Schlong against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Schlong jumps guard but Da Silva turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Schlong tries to pull guard but Da Silva holds him up against the cage and eventually Schlong drops back down to his feet.
Leonardo Da Silva has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
A body shot lands from Da Silva.
Da Silva lands a body shot in the clinch.
Da Silva lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Da Silva.
Schlong is looking for a takedown.
Schlong wants a takedown but no success here.
Da Silva works on Schlong's body with a couple of short punches.
Da Silva stops a takedown attempt from Schlong.
#TD2#
Schlong gets control of Da Silva's arms and successfully pulls guard. Schlong will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Silva wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.#T1#
Schlong looking to control.
#SUB2#
Schlong has an active guard here but Da Silva has managed to pass into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong is staying active underneath Da Silva, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Schlong is in trouble now - Da Silva has advanced to mount!
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Da Silva isn't that keen on the idea.
Da Silva tries to control but Schlong wriggling away.
Schlong is trying to escape the mount.
#T2#
Da Silva wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Schlong is in all sorts of trouble here.
Da Silva looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Schlong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Da Silva wants to control the pace but Schlong is squirming around nicely.
Schlong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Schlong tries to lock up and control but Da Silva gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T3#
Schlong tries to control the position but Da Silva now has his back.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
#SUB#
Schlong is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
I really don't envy Schlong right now.
Schlong looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Schlong rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
#T4#
Schlong manages to get to full guard.
Da Silva wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Schlong controls Da Silva momentarily but Da Silva frees himself.
Da Silva looking to pass the guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Da Silva controlling him for the moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Leonardo Da Silva dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but Da Silva shows good takedown defense.
A jab from Da Silva misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Schlong fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Da Silva avoids it really well and circles away.#CL2#
Schlong gets a clinch.
Da Silva misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong wants a takedown but no success here.
Leonardo Da Silva has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Schlong tries to pull guard but Da Silva won't allow it.
Da Silva lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
Da Silva lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Schlong tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Da Silva smiles and moves away.
Da Silva throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong misses with a takedown
and Da Silva counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T1##TD2#
Schlong changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Da Silva looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Schlong tries to move to full mount but Da Silva actually manages to regain half guard.
Da Silva slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Schlong preventing the sweep.
Da Silva not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Schlong passes into half guard.
Da Silva works his way to full guard. Good work.
Da Silva looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong looking to pass the guard. #T2#
Schlong is still trying to improve position.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Da Silva is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Da Silva here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.#SUB#
Schlong avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Da Silva is keeping the position for now. #T3#
Da Silva working a defensive guard here.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Da Silva is keeping the position for now.
Da Silva keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Schlong tries to clinch but Da Silva moves away
and Da Silva counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Da Silva connects with an inside leg kick.
Schlong tries for a takedown but Da Silva circles away easily
and Da Silva counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schlong misses with a takedown
and Da Silva makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#T4#
Schlong walks into a left hand.
Schlong closes the distance and clinches up with Da Silva, looking for a takedown. Schlong pushes Da Silva against the cage but Da Silva circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Da Silva is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schlong shoots in but Da Silva avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Da Silva throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong doesn't manage to clinch there - Da Silva circles away.
Schlong fails to land the takedown.
Da Silva with a hook.
Leonardo Da Silva is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong wants to clinch but Da Silva slips to the side
and Da Silva counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Schlong thinking.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt
and Da Silva counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Da Silva lands with a shot to the body. #TD2#
Da Silva tries to sprawl but Schlong drives through with a takedown into half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Leonardo Da Silva dominated that second round.
That's time! Da Silva's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Schlong fails to land the takedown.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but Da Silva shows good takedown defense. #TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Schlong.
Da Silva tries to bench press Schlong off him but Schlong keeps the position.
Da Silva struggling a bit here.
Da Silva gets back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Da Silva won't allow Schlong to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Da Silva is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Da Silva is defending the position. #T1#
Da Silva has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Schlong is working away from the top position though.
Da Silva is pressing down on Schlong's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Da Silva is controlling Schlong's posture.
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.
Schlong stands and throws Da Silva's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Da Silva looking for a sweep but Schlong has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Da Silva is squirming around, avoiding Schlong's attempts to control the action. #T2#
Schlong takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Da Silva is looking to escape.
Da Silva gets back to half guard.#T3#
Da Silva trying to control but Schlong postures up.
Da Silva won't allow Schlong to pass to mount.
Da Silva gets full guard.
Da Silva might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Schlong stopping the sweep attempt from Da Silva.
Leonardo Da Silva is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Da Silva keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass.
Da Silva looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Da Silva is keeping the position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Da Silva holds on and takes a little breather. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong shoots in but no luck this time.
Leonardo Da Silva has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Schlong with a poor takedown
and Da Silva connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schlong shoots in and drives through. Da Silva sprawls well.
Schlong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Schlong tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Da Silva manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Da Silva sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Da Silva with a nice calf kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Long Schlong.
I think Da Silva has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leonardo Da Silva!
After the fight, Leonardo Da Silva was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 14, 2021 |
#R1##TD#
Schlong closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Blitzkrieg tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg. #SUB#
Schlong wants to work for an arm triangle but Blitzkrieg is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Blitzkrieg is trying to stand back up but Schlong is controlling him
#SUB#
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Schlong passes to full mount!
Schlong tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T1#
Schlong seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Blitzkrieg for as long as he can get away with.
Schlong continues to stall.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Blitzkrieg really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Schlong. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Schlong is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Blitzkrieg is surviving well by controlling Schlong's body position as best he can.
Schlong controlling from the full mount. #SUB#
Schlong jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Blitzkrieg manages to avoid the submission attempt. #T3##SUB#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Blitzkrieg tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schlong is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Blitzkrieg's shoulder. That is not cool. #SUB#
Schlong has hold of Blitzkrieg's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Blitzkrieg seems comfortable defending it but Schlong has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Blitzkrieg is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Blitzkrieg is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Schlong couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant. |
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Event:
TWGC 33 (170lbs, D1): Helsinki Qualifier - Round 1
Date: May 10, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 47 wins and 15 losses; David Morrison Jr.! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 4 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Schlong fails to land the takedown.
Schlong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#TD#
Morrison Jr. closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Morrison Jr. (4) vs (0) Schlong
Morrison Jr. wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working. #SUB#
Morrison Jr. is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Schlong has escaped the position, nice work there.
Schlong is trying to work for a sweep but Morrison Jr. has mounted him! Score +2 for reaching mount: Morrison Jr. (6) vs (0) Schlong
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is controlling an arm, preventing Morrison Jr. from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Morrison Jr. trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Schlong is looking to get to half guard.#T1#
Morrison Jr. looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Schlong stops Morrison Jr. from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Morrison Jr. controlling the position easily from mount.
Schlong is looking to get to half guard.
Morrison Jr. looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Morrison Jr. avoids the attempt from Schlong to control.#T2#
Morrison Jr. controlling the position easily from mount.
Schlong is controlling an arm, preventing Morrison Jr. from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Morrison Jr. really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schlong sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Morrison Jr. slows the pace down in half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Schlong manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T3##SUB2#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Morrison Jr. gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Morrison Jr. trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong is trying to keep Morrison Jr. in close.
Morrison Jr. stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Morrison Jr. works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Morrison Jr. frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Morrison Jr. (9) vs (0) Schlong
Schlong is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Morrison Jr. takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Morrison Jr. trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T4#
Schlong can't escape the position.
Schlong tries to lock up and control but Morrison Jr. gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Schlong felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Morrison Jr. moves to take his opponent's back. Score +3 for taking back: Morrison Jr. (12) vs (0) Schlong
Schlong tries to break free.
Morrison Jr. seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong keeps trying to improve his position.
Schlong prevents Morrison Jr. from getting a body triangle.
Schlong is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
#T5##SUB#
Morrison Jr. is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Schlong defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Schlong is keeping busy.
#SUB#
Morrison Jr. is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Morrison Jr. slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Schlong tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell! #SUB#
Morrison Jr. working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Schlong wants to hold on but Morrison Jr. pushes him away.#T6#
Morrison Jr. can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Schlong is looking to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Morrison Jr. can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Schlong is looking to escape.
Schlong is controlling an arm, preventing Morrison Jr. from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Schlong is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
#T7#
Morrison Jr. with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Schlong is in all sorts of trouble here.
Morrison Jr. trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Morrison Jr. is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Schlong is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Morrison Jr. isn't that keen on the idea.#T8#
Schlong is squirming around, avoiding Morrison Jr.'s attempts to control the action.
Schlong is working to get back to half guard.
Schlong sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Morrison Jr. prevents Schlong from improving his position.
Morrison Jr. is trying to control the action in half guard but Schlong is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #T9#
Schlong moves into full guard.
#SUB2#
Morrison Jr. got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Morrison Jr. has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
Morrison Jr. looking to pass the guard.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Morrison Jr. postures up.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Morrison Jr. from controlling successfully.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong being controlled here, momentarily. #T10#
Morrison Jr. passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Morrison Jr. (15) vs (0) Schlong
Morrison Jr. trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong manages to get back to half guard.
Still in half guard, Morrison Jr. seems content to control.
Schlong tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Morrison Jr. has advanced to mount. Uh oh. Score +3 for passing guard: Morrison Jr. (18) vs (0) Schlong#T11#
Schlong keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Schlong bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Morrison Jr. (18) vs (2) Schlong
Morrison Jr. not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Morrison Jr. is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T12#
Morrison Jr. manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Schlong manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Morrison Jr. (20) vs (2) Schlong#SUB2#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Schlong is trying to keep Morrison Jr. in close.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Morrison Jr. trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Morrison Jr. stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Morrison Jr. looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Morrison Jr. trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom. #T13#
Morrison Jr. stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
Morrison Jr. content to stall in guard here.
Schlong is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Morrison Jr. (20) vs (4) Schlong#SUB2#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Morrison Jr. is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold. #T14#
Schlong stalling away here and it's allowed Morrison Jr. to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Schlong trying to control but Morrison Jr. is working from the bottom.
Morrison Jr. looking to hit a scissor sweep but Schlong is one step ahead there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Morrison Jr. looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that's the end of the fight!
Morrison Jr. takes the fight on points by 20 to 4.
After winning the bout, David Morrison Jr. thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
CACC 185: Cubbedge vs Steel
Date: Apr 04, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 3 losses; Julio Valeron Huhrera ! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 3 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Bruno Lombardi and Joseph Jones.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Schlong shoots in looking for a takedown but Huhrera manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Schlong's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Schlong fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Huhrera avoids it really well and circles away.
Huhrera fails with a takedown attempt.
Schlong looks for a takedown but Huhrera sprawls well.
Huhrera has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Julio Valeron Huhrera has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.#CL2#
Schlong has taken the fight to the clinch.
#TD2#
Schlong gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Huhrera regains guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Huhrera (0) vs (2) Schlong#SUB#
Huhrera is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Huhrera is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Huhrera throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#T1#
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Huhrera is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong pushing down on Huhrera 's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Huhrera trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Schlong manages to pass to mount!
Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (0) vs (5) Schlong
Schlong tries to control but Huhrera wriggling away.
Schlong is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#T2#
Huhrera tries to hold on but Schlong postures up.
Huhrera is squirming around, avoiding Schlong's attempts to control the action.
Schlong might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Huhrera haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Schlong wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Schlong is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#T3#
Schlong wants to control the pace but Huhrera is squirming around nicely. #SUB2#
Schlong has hold of Huhrera 's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Huhrera manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Schlong fails to advance to Huhrera 's back.
Schlong trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Huhrera tries to lock up and control but Schlong gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T4#
Schlong looking to control but Huhrera is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Huhrera tries to hold on but Schlong pushes him away. #SUB2#
Schlong has hold of Huhrera 's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Huhrera manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Schlong wants to control the pace but Huhrera is squirming around nicely.
Huhrera stops Schlong from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Huhrera can't escape the position.
#T5#
Huhrera tries to lock up and control but Schlong gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Schlong is trying to take his opponent's back.
Schlong prevents Huhrera from getting the reversal.
Schlong looking to control but Huhrera is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Huhrera tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schlong forces the positional change into back control. Score +3 for taking back: Huhrera (0) vs (8) Schlong#T6#
Huhrera trying to control but not successfully. #SUB2#
Schlong looking to break Huhrera 's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Huhrera remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Schlong will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB2#
Huhrera showing good submission defense here.
#SUB2#
Schlong looking for the RNC.
Huhrera prevents Schlong from getting a body triangle.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for the choke from the back.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Huhrera trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble. #SUB2#
Huhrera defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
#T7#
Huhrera is in bad spot here.
#SUB2#
Huhrera is in a bad position with Schlong working for a choke. Huhrera manages to spin nicely into guard and the danger is over for the moment. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Huhrera (2) vs (8) Schlong
Huhrera trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Huhrera escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (5) vs (8) Schlong
Schlong is not content to let Huhrera control the position. #T8##SUB#
Huhrera looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Schlong is trying to control Huhrera 's posture but Huhrera avoids it.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB#
Huhrera thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Huhrera wants to control but Schlong is keeping him busy.
Schlong struggling a bit here.#T9##SUB#
Huhrera looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Schlong is looking to reverse the position.
Huhrera slows the pace down. #SUB#
Huhrera is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Schlong is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Huhrera is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Schlong is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.#T10##SUB#
Huhrera tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Huhrera is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Schlong knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Huhrera is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Schlong is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong is looking to reverse the position.#T11#
Schlong is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Huhrera passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Schlong! Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (8) vs (8) Schlong
Huhrera seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Schlong is holding on tight.
Schlong regains half guard.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.
Huhrera is looking to advance position but Schlong won't allow it. #SUB#
Huhrera is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#T12#
Schlong wants to improve his position but Huhrera is controlling well.
Huhrera is looking to stall here but Schlong recovers full guard.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Huhrera from controlling successfully.
Huhrera tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Huhrera controls the pace.
Schlong is trying to keep Huhrera in close.
#T13#
Huhrera stands and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Huhrera (11) vs (8) Schlong
Schlong felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Huhrera looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
Schlong is not content to let Huhrera control the position. #SUB#
Huhrera tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Schlong is not content to let Huhrera control the position. #T14##SUB#
Huhrera tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
Huhrera is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Huhrera takes the fight on points by 11 to 8.
During a confident post fight interview, Julio Valeron Huhrera thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
CACC 175: Ty vs Diesel
Date: Feb 28, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 32 wins and 23 losses; Dado Mata! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 3 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Schlong tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Mata defends well and Schlong ends up having to push Mata into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Schlong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL2#
Schlong clinches. #TD2#
Schlong manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Schlong controlling Mata's posture.
Mata passes into half guard.
Mata prevents Schlong from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mata trying to control from half guard but Schlong is working away.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
#T1##SUB2#
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Mata seems to be working for a kimura but Schlong defends the submission attempt.
Mata wants to pass the guard but Schlong is defending well.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Mata is very close to passing his half guard.
Schlong tries to roll over but Mata keeps him under control.
Mata looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #T2#
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Mata is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong trying to hold on to Mata's head to control him but Mata postures up.
Schlong is in trouble now - Mata has advanced to mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Mata (3) vs (0) Schlong
Schlong tries to lock up and control but Mata gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Mata tries to control but Schlong wriggling away.
Mata prevents Schlong from getting the reversal.
Mata can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Schlong is looking to escape. #T3#
Mata forces the positional change into back control. Score +3 for taking back: Mata (6) vs (0) Schlong
Schlong looking very determined here, making life difficult for Mata.
Mata seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Mata doesn't have the hooks in and Schlong manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (6) vs (2) Schlong
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Mata is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong passes Mata's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Mata wants to improve his position but Schlong is controlling well.
Schlong wants to free his trapped foot but Mata is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T4##SUB2#
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Mata is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Schlong is looking to advance position but Mata won't allow it.
Mata trying to hold on to Schlong's head to control him but Schlong postures up.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Mata gets full guard.#T5#
Schlong wants to control from the top but Mata keeps moving.
Mata is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mata manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Schlong manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Mata (8) vs (2) Schlong
Mata stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Mata is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB2#
Mata sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Schlong doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Mata paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Schlong - great work!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
CACC 166: Ribbler vs Savkov
Date: Jan 31, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Amsterdam, with a TWGC record of 14 wins and 14 losses; Ishiihara Sakuraba! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 2 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Sakuraba fails to land the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Schlong as Sakuraba shoots in.
Schlong goes for a double leg but Sakuraba avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the ropes as Sakuraba continues to drive forward.
Sakuraba dives in and grabs Schlong's left leg, looking for a takedown. Schlong pushes down on Sakuraba's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ishiihara Sakuraba. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sakuraba shoots in for a takedown but Schlong shows good takedown defense.
Sakuraba shoots in but no luck this time.
Schlong goes for a double leg but Sakuraba avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the ropes as Sakuraba continues to drive forward.#CL2#
Schlong drives through and clinches with Sakuraba against the ropes.
Sakuraba is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Schlong is defending well.#TD2#
Schlong pulls Sakuraba into guard.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong being controlled here, momentarily.
Our spies down at at Team Grunt inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Sakuraba postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Schlong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sakuraba doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sakuraba manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Sakuraba passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Sakuraba (3) vs (0) Schlong#T1#
Schlong is looking to regain half guard here but Sakuraba keeps moving and retains side control.
Schlong is trying to escape the position but Sakuraba is controlling the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Sakuraba trying to control the position but Schlong is working away.
Schlong wants to control but Sakuraba postures up.
Schlong is trying to improve his position.
Sakuraba just content to control the position.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.#T2#
Schlong is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Sakuraba's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
We've been hearing good reports from Sakuraba's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Sakuraba is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T3#
Schlong is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
Sakuraba prevents Schlong from improving his position.
Sakuraba performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB2#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
#T4#
Sakuraba is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Sakuraba's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
#T5#
Sakuraba perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Schlong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Schlong.
Sakuraba preventing the sweep.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Sakuraba from controlling successfully.
Sakuraba pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Sakuraba pushes down on Schlong's leg and manages to get into half guard.#T6##SUB2#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Sakuraba controlling the action here.
Schlong trying to hold on to Sakuraba's head to control him but Sakuraba postures up.
Sakuraba trying to control from half guard but Schlong is working away.
Sakuraba controlling the action here. #T7##SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back.
Schlong tries to get to full guard but Sakuraba has control of the leg.
Schlong wants to control but Sakuraba is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Well, if Sakuraba is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Schlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Sakuraba is trying to control. Schlong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T8#
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
Sakuraba wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working.
Sakuraba sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Further stalling from Sakuraba.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Sakuraba is very close to passing his half guard.#T9#
Schlong is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Sakuraba's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Sakuraba's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Sakuraba (3) vs (4) Schlong
Sakuraba trying to control but not successfully. #SUB2#
Schlong working for the choke.
Schlong doesn't have the hooks in and Sakuraba manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Sakuraba (5) vs (4) Schlong
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#SUB2#
Schlong working for a triangle but Sakuraba defends it easily.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T10#
Sakuraba passes Schlong's left leg - he's now in half guard. #SUB#
Sakuraba is looking for a kimura but Schlong is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Sakuraba to get the leverage.
Sakuraba seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
Sakuraba stalling.
Sakuraba trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom. #T11#
Sakuraba is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Schlong is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Sakuraba controlling the action here.
Sakuraba trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Sakuraba is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Schlong is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong is not content to let Sakuraba control the position.#T12#
Sakuraba not doing much here.
Schlong has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Sakuraba is working away from the top position though.
Sakuraba wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working. #T13#
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.
Sakuraba wants to control but Schlong is keeping him busy.
Schlong wants to control but Sakuraba is keeping busy.
Sakuraba seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Schlong does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Sakuraba is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Sakuraba is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Schlong trying to control but Sakuraba postures up.
Schlong is trying to get back to full guard.#T14#
Sakuraba trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Sakuraba is really struggling to control Schlong but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Sakuraba is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Sakuraba is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Sakuraba takes the fight on points by 5 to 4.
Ishiihara Sakuraba decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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Event:
PANDA 74
Date: Jan 16, 2021 |
#R1#
Schlong closes the distance looking to clinch
and Wai Ping counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Wai Ping looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.#CL2#
Wai Ping tries to keep at a distance but Schlong has taken the fight into the clinch.#TD2#
Schlong successfully pulls guard.
#SUB2#
Schlong has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Wai Ping is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Schlong.
Schlong tries to improve position but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong struggling a bit here.
Schlong prevents Wai Ping from moving into mount. #T1#
Schlong is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Wai Ping's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Wai Ping is thwarting Schlong's attempts to control the position.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for subs from the bottom but Wai Ping mounts him!
Schlong is just holding on here. Wai Ping manages to take his back.
Schlong tries to roll but Wai Ping sticks to his back.
Schlong trying to control the hands but Wai Ping breaks the grip.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Schlong is really stuck here.
Schlong looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
#T3#
Schlong is looking to control Wai Ping's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Wai Ping sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Schlong trying to control but Wai Ping postures up.
Wai Ping slows the pace down in half guard.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Wai Ping is very close to passing his half guard.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Wai Ping prevents Schlong from improving his position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard but Wai Ping has passed into side control.
Schlong manages to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong is trying to control but Wai Ping passes into side control!
Schlong struggling a bit here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Lu Wai Ping dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Schlong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wai Ping paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL2#
Schlong moves into the clinch.
Wai Ping throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schlong jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Wai Ping walks away with a smile on his face. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Wai Ping throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wai Ping scores with a jab. Schlong acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Schlong tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Wai Ping appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wai Ping avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Wai Ping misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wai Ping misses with a left hand #TD2#
and Schlong counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Wai Ping keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully. #T1#
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong trying to control but Wai Ping is working from the bottom.
Schlong content to stall in guard here.
Wai Ping keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong looking to pass the guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Schlong tries to clinch there but Wai Ping circles away.
Schlong dives in and grabs Wai Ping's left leg, looking for a takedown. Wai Ping pushes down on Schlong's head and hops out.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wai Ping.
Schlong wants to clinch.
Wai Ping jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Wai Ping plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fighters circle momentarily. Wai Ping darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wai Ping throws a jab when Schlong was well out of range.#CL2#
Schlong has managed to clinch.
Schlong has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Wai Ping is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Lu Wai Ping has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.#T3##BC#
Wai Ping pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL2#
Schlong moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Schlong pulls Wai Ping into guard.
#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a triangle but Wai Ping pushes his legs off easily.
#SUB2#
Schlong has his foot on Wai Ping's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wai Ping works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Wai Ping controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Wai Ping passes into side control.
Schlong looking for a sweep but Wai Ping has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Schlong is trying to escape the mount.
#T4#
Schlong is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Schlong has given up his back here.
Schlong wants to control his opponent's hands but Wai Ping gets his hands free.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wai Ping keeps control of the position as Schlong tries to break free.
Wai Ping avoiding Schlong 's attempts to control his hands.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Lu Wai Ping dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3##CL2#
Schlong takes the fight into the clinch. #TD2#
Schlong drags the fight down to the ground.
Schlong looking to control.
#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Wai Ping passes into side control.
Schlong holds on to Wai Ping's head and controls the position momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Schlong is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Wai Ping's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#T1#
Schlong is looking to control Wai Ping's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Schlong manages to get to full guard.
#SUB2#
Schlong has his foot on Wai Ping's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Wai Ping works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong trying to control the position here. #SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a triangle here but Wai Ping uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SU#
Wai Ping decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Wai Ping will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Schlong tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Wai Ping misses with a straight right.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Wai Ping pushes his down on his head and steps out.#CL2#
Schlong moves into range and clinches up with Wai Ping.
Schlong has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Wai Ping is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wai Ping throws an elbow but misses.
Wai Ping works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wai Ping lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Schlong or not.
Schlong avoids the elbow strike from Wai Ping, against the cage.
Schlong fails to pull guard.
Wai Ping is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schlong can do to turn this around?
Schlong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wai Ping working aggressively here.
Wai Ping tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schlong's elbow.
Wai Ping tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
#T3#
Wai Ping lands a nice knee to the body. #TD2#
Schlong pulls guard.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB2#
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Wai Ping has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and Wai Ping manages to pass to side control!
Wai Ping controlling the position from side mount. #T4#
Schlong is looking to reverse the position.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wai Ping working away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong tries to control the position but he's not in luck - Wai Ping easily slips into full mount!
And that's the end of the fight!
Lu Wai Ping showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wai Ping, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lu Wai Ping!
A relieved looking Lu Wai Ping thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
PANDA 65
Date: Dec 27, 2020 |
#R1#
Schlong tries to clinch up.
Sainty tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sainty fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Schlong checks it well. #CL2#
Schlong fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sainty, pushing him back against the cage.#TD2#
Schlong has hold of one of Sainty's legs. Sainty is fighting the takedown attempt but Schlong gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Sainty is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Sainty looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong forces his way into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura here.
#SUB2#
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura but Sainty is defending well.
#T1##SUB2#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sainty sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
Sainty looking for subs from the bottom but Schlong mounts him!#SUB2#
Schlong looking for a guillotine from mount but Sainty is having none of it.
Sainty working to try and regain half guard.
#SUB2#
Schlong is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Sainty to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Sainty shrugs it off. #T2##SUB2#
Schlong is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Sainty can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Schlong wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it. #SUB2#
Schlong has hold of Sainty's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Sainty manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Sainty is looking to improve his position but Schlong isn't that keen on the idea.
Sainty is working hard here to advance position.#T3#
Schlong wants to control the pace but Sainty is squirming around nicely.
Schlong mounts Sainty! Really nice guard pass there!
Sainty is trying to escape the mount.
Schlong wants to take Sainty's back here but Sainty is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Sainty is squirming around, avoiding Schlong's attempts to control the action.
Schlong moves to take his opponent's back. #T4##SUB2#
Schlong working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet. #SUB2#
Sainty defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Schlong controlling well, preventing Sainty from escaping the position.
Sainty really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB2#
Schlong working for a choke but Sainty is defending well.
Sainty trying to control the action but Schlong just sinks the hooks in.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong trying to control momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Schlong closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Sainty quickly recovers to half guard.
Schlong has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB2#
Schlong jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Sainty manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Sainty tries to buck Schlong off but Schlong is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Sainty has escaped the position, nice work there. #T1##SUB2#
Schlong wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Sainty, who protects the arm well. #SUB2#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Schlong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Sainty is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Sainty is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Schlong tries for a kimura but Sainty is defending well. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Schlong trying to control the action but Sainty is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing good reports from Sainty's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Sainty sneaks back into half guard.
Sainty wants to get back to full guard.
Schlong tries to pass to full mount but Sainty defends it.
Schlong trying to control the action but Sainty is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sainty is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold. #T3##SUB2#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sainty is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Sainty is trying to control but can't.
#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Sainty actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Schlong is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Sainty to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
Sainty is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Sainty is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong stays in close to Sainty's body and controls the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3##TD2#
Schlong decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Schlong is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Schlong trying to control but Sainty is having none of it.
Schlong is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Sainty is looking to get to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sainty bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!#T1##SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a triangle but Sainty pushes his legs off easily.
Sainty will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB2#
Schlong working for a triangle but Sainty defends it easily.
Sainty wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Sainty controls the pace.
Sainty pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now.
Our spies down at at Team Grunt inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Sainty is proving a slippery customer.
Sainty preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong controls Sainty momentarily but Sainty frees himself. #SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB#
Sainty thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schlong controlling Sainty's posture. #T3#
Sainty trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Schlong throws his legs up looking for a submission but Sainty uses it to pass to side control.
Schlong tries to buck Sainty off but Sainty is having none of it.
Schlong struggling a bit here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Sainty remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Sainty is looking to clinch.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schlong looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#TD#
Sainty looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Schlong!
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Daniel Sainty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sainty is putting a hurting on Schlong here, landing some big shots from side control.
And that's the end of the fight!
Daniel Sainty showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Schlong has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:29
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
Long Schlong decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
CEC: 699
Date: Nov 07, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong thows a leg kick but $tone checks it #TD#
and $tone counters with a shoot takedown. Schlong fights it but they end up in guard.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
$tone preventing the sweep.
$tone trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong is trying to keep $tone in close.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T1#
Schlong goes for a double leg but $tone avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the ropes as $tone continues to drive forward.
$tone tries to counter with a takedown but Schlong is quick to defend against it.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
$tone feinted with a counter takedown.
Schlong misses with a leg kick #TD#
so $tone counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.#SUB2#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck. #SUB2#
Schlong has his foot on $tone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. $tone works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#T2##SUB2#
Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. $tone is aware though and is defending well.
$tone trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
$tone tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
$tone preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. $tone gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as $tone controls the pace.#T3#
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
$tone slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schlong throws an off balance right hand
#TD#
and $tone decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Schlong's guard.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Schlong is trying to keep $tone in close.
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
$tone trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but $tone is proving a slippery customer.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully. #T4#
$tone preventing the sweep.
$tone looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Schlong keeping full guard, as $tone tries to pass.
$tone sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Schlong throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
$tone feinted with a counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rob $tone dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Schlong fakes a jab and throws a low kick but $tone checks it well.
$tone feinted with a counter takedown.
Schlong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
$tone feinted with a counter takedown.
$tone blocks a jab.
Schlong with the inside leg kick.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. $tone sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD#
and $tone counters with a single leg into guard. Schlong didn't expect that.
Schlong looking to control but $tone passes into half guard.
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. $tone is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
$tone takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. $tone is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong wants to control but $tone is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Rob $tone overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T1#
Schlong wants to improve his position but $tone is controlling well.
#SUB#
$tone is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Schlong trying to get back to full guard but $tone takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
$tone controlling from the full mount.
$tone looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
$tone controlling from the full mount.
$tone avoids the attempt from Schlong to control.#T2#
$tone controlling from the full mount.
Schlong regains half guard.
Schlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
$tone wants to pass the guard but Schlong is defending well.
$tone is trying to control. Schlong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
$tone looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #T3##SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
$tone is trying to control. Schlong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Schlong wants to control but $tone is keeping busy.
Schlong regains full guard. Nicely done.
Schlong is trying to keep $tone in close.
Schlong can't keep his opponent in guard - $tone advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SUB#
$tone is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Schlong doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time $tone. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
$tone stalling.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB2#
Schlong working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because $tone has passed into half guard!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong is looking for a sweep. $tone is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rob $tone dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. $tone does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
Schlong throws a poor cross that misses
#TD#
and $tone counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
$tone is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schlong can do to turn this around?
$tone wants to take a breather but Schlong is having none of it.
Schlong gets back to full guard.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
$tone showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T1#
Schlong looking to hit a scissor sweep but $tone is one step ahead there.
$tone trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Schlong has his foot on $tone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. $tone works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
$tone advances position into side control!
$tone trying to control the position but Schlong is working away. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Schlong wants to control but $tone postures up.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Schlong struggling a bit here.
Schlong tries to bench press $tone off him but $tone keeps the position. #SUB#
$tone wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Schlong, who protects the arm well.
Schlong tries to improve position but can't.
Schlong tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.#T3#
$tone tries to control but Schlong wriggling away. #SUB#
$tone goes for an armbar but Schlong turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Schlong.
$tone pulls Schlong in close to his closed guard and prevents Schlong from doing any damage or advancing position.
Schlong trying to control but $tone is working from the bottom.
$tone is trying to control the position but Schlong postures up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now $tone is on top in guard.
#REVR#
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.#T4##SUB2#
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! $tone has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and $tone manages to pass to side control!
Schlong can't do much from the bottom here.
Schlong is looking to reverse the position.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong keeps trying to improve his position.
$tone is staying tight to Schlong's torso, preventing him from escaping.
A control attempt from Schlong but he's now mounted!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
$tone trying to control but Schlong is having none of it.
$tone content just to control the position here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rob $tone showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for $tone, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rob $tone!
An out of breath Rob $tone thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
CEC: 696
Date: Oct 17, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
$tone takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong misses with a shot to the body #TD2#
and $tone counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by $tone.
$tone stays in close to Schlong's body and controls the position.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy. #SUB#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.#SUB#
Schlong throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! $tone escapes and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Schlong is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked $tone off and has taken his back!#T1#
Schlong is looking to control $tone but $tone is wriggling around and keeping busy.
$tone is in bad spot here.
#SUB#
Schlong working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Schlong is not going to allow $tone to sit and survive in this position.
$tone tries to escape the position.
#SUB#
$tone preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Schlong.
Schlong gets his hands free as $tone looks to control. #T2##SUB#
$tone defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Schlong's arms. #SUB#
Schlong is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
#SUB#
Schlong seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under $tone's chin but $tone turns very nicely into Schlong's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by $tone.
$tone is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
$tone stopping the sweep attempt from Schlong.
$tone tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard. #T3#
$tone trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
$tone controls from within his opponent's guard.
$tone trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong is trying to keep $tone in close.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing $tone from controlling successfully.
Schlong is trying to hold $tone in close to prevent damage but $tone has managed to pass into half guard.
#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
$tone sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
$tone wants to free his trapped foot but Schlong is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
$tone keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong is trying is best to control the position here.
Schlong wants to control but $tone is keeping busy.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
$tone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
$tone feints the counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Schlong throws out a leg kick but $tone moves out of range and Schlong only half commits.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
$tone tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Schlong thows a leg kick but $tone checks it #TD2#
and $tone decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Schlong's guard.
$tone looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! $tone has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and $tone manages to pass to side control!
A lull in the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T1#
Schlong prevents $tone from improving position.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
$tone wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schlong keeps working.
$tone is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Schlong's shoulder. That is not cool.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
$tone wants to take a breather but Schlong manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for $tone.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
$tone showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Schlong working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because $tone has passed into half guard!
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
$tone trying to mount his opponent but Schlong defends it.
Schlong wants to control but $tone passes into side.
Schlong is being controlled here. #T3##SUB2#
$tone thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.#SUB2#
$tone is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Schlong has escaped the position, nice work there.
$tone is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
$tone controlling from side mount. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
$tone has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but $tone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Schlong tries to control the position but he's not in luck - $tone easily slips into full mount!
Schlong sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rob $tone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Schlong scores with a hook to the body. $tone takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Schlong moves into range and connects with a jab.
Schlong throws a shot from downtown. $tone moves away and avoids it.
$tone drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Schlong defends it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rob $tone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schlong's jab looks to have found its range, popping $tone under the eye.
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong throws a body punch but $tone moves out of range.
$tone with the counter takedown but Schlong avoids it easily.
$tone slips a jab from Schlong.
$tone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab. #T1#
Schlong connects with the punch.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from $tone.
Schlong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Schlong throws a leg kick #TD2#
and $tone counters with a takedown into side control.
Schlong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Schlong wants to control but $tone passes into side.
Schlong tries to buck $tone off but $tone is having none of it.
$tone tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Schlong tries to improve position but can't. #T2#
Schlong manages to work his way to half guard, despite $tone's best efforts.
Schlong gets back to full guard.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
$tone is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
$tone won't allow Schlong to sweep him here. #SUB#
$tone got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, $tone has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
$tone is pushing down on Schlong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Schlong is fighting to maintain full guard but $tone has managed to sneak the leg through.#T3#
Schlong slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
$tone tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
$tone looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
$tone's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
$tone wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #SUB#
Schlong has his foot on $tone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. $tone works his way back into a safe position though.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Schlong has his foot on $tone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. $tone works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong wants to sweep here but $tone controlling him for the moment. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
$tone takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
$tone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Schlong.
Schlong misses with a looping left.
Schlong throws a hook to the side of $tone's head but $tone sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
$tone uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schlong.
$tone changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
$tone ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
Schlong misses with an uppercut. $tone saw that one coming.
$tone feints the counter takedown.
Schlong throws a body punch but $tone moves out of range.
$tone with the counter takedown but Schlong avoids it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Schlong has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:29
The fight is ruled a majority draw! |
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Event:
TWGC 31 (145lbs, D1): London Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Sep 04, 2020 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 1 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Aleksander Kazimierz!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#TD2#
Kazimierz looking for a takedown here - he's got it. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Kazimierz
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Schlong isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Kazimierz stacks Schlong on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Kazimierz! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (5) Kazimierz
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kazimierz working away.
Schlong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Kazimierz is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Schlong sneaks back into half guard.
Schlong controlling the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kazimierz is thwarting Schlong's attempts to control the position.
Schlong is refusing to be controlled, as Kazimierz sits in half guard.
Schlong trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (8) Kazimierz#T1#
Schlong is trying desperately to improve position.
Kazimierz wants to control the pace but Schlong is squirming around nicely.
Schlong really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Kazimierz looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Kazimierz isn't that keen on the idea.#T2#
Schlong tries to hold on but Kazimierz pushes him away.
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Kazimierz isn't that keen on the idea.
Kazimierz sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Kazimierz avoids the attempt from Schlong to control.
Kazimierz looking to control and managing it successfully.
Schlong gets back to half guard.#T3#
Schlong trying to hold on to Kazimierz's head to control him but Kazimierz postures up.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB#
Schlong working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Kazimierz has passed into half guard!
Schlong won't allow Kazimierz to pass to mount. #SUB2#
Kazimierz is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kazimierz is thwarting Schlong's attempts to control the position.#T4#
Kazimierz trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Kazimierz is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong moves into full guard.
Kazimierz controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Kazimierz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Kazimierz got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kazimierz has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.#T5##SUB#
Schlong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kazimierz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kazimierz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kazimierz is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kazimierz defends well.#SUB#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kazimierz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Kazimierz controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T6#
Kazimierz trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Kazimierz advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (11) Kazimierz#SUB2#
Kazimierz working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Kazimierz wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Schlong, who protects the arm well.
Schlong controls the position for a moment.#T7#
Kazimierz controls the position from side control.
Kazimierz is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Kazimierz tries for a kimura but Schlong is defending well.
Schlong wants to control but Kazimierz postures up.#T8#
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
Schlong is trying to control Kazimierz's posture but Kazimierz avoids it.
Schlong is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Schlong wants to control but Kazimierz postures up.
Kazimierz has control of an arm but Schlong manages to advance to Kazimierz's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Schlong (4) vs (11) Kazimierz
Schlong not allowing Kazimierz to control his hands. #T9#
Kazimierz rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Schlong is looking to advance position but Kazimierz won't allow it.
Schlong is trying to control. Kazimierz wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB2#
Kazimierz actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Kazimierz is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Schlong is tapping! Great win for Kazimierz!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Aleksander Kazimierz!
In his post fight interview, Aleksander Kazimierz started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
TWGC 30 (155lbs, D2): Finals - Round 2
Date: Jul 19, 2020 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 0 losses; Bong Ji Woo! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 9 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Schlong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Ji Woo (0) vs (4) Schlong
Schlong trying to control the action but Ji Woo is working from the bottom.
Schlong works to advance to full mount. Ji Woo defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs. Score +2 for reaching mount: Ji Woo (0) vs (6) Schlong#SUB2#
Schlong working for a submission but Ji Woo is keeping him at bay.
Ji Woo really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
#SUB2#
Schlong is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Ji Woo to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Ji Woo shrugs it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong controlling the position easily from mount.
Ji Woo is looking to improve his position but Schlong isn't that keen on the idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Schlong wants to take Ji Woo's back here but Ji Woo is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Ji Woo is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Convicted Fight Club, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Schlong looking to control but Ji Woo is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SUB2#
Schlong working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #SUB2#
Schlong swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Ji Woo is now in Schlong's guard. A big mistake from Schlong there, giving up the dominant position! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Ji Woo (2) vs (6) Schlong
Schlong is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Ji Woo from controlling successfully. #T2#
Schlong looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Ji Woo puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
Schlong might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Ji Woo haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#SUB2#
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ji Woo passes to full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Ji Woo (5) vs (6) Schlong
Ji Woo fails to take his opponent's back. #T3#
Schlong working to try and regain half guard.
Ji Woo sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Schlong can't escape the position.
Schlong regains half guard.#SUB2#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.#T4#
Schlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ji Woo is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Schlong gets back to full guard.
Schlong manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Ji Woo manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Ji Woo (5) vs (8) Schlong
Ji Woo controls Schlong momentarily but Schlong frees himself.
Ji Woo looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T5##SUB2#
Schlong is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ji Woo keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ji Woo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong trying to control but Ji Woo is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Ji Woo has his foot on Schlong's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Schlong works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Ji Woo keeps moving.
Ji Woo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T6#
Schlong is looking to advance position but Ji Woo has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Ji Woo (9) vs (8) Schlong
Schlong is trying to reverse the position but instead Ji Woo has taken his back - oops! Score +3 for taking back: Ji Woo (12) vs (8) Schlong
Schlong wants to control his opponent's hands but Ji Woo gets his hands free.
Ji Woo controls the position.
Schlong trying to control the hands but Ji Woo breaks the grip.
What can Schlong do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
#T7##SUB#
Ji Woo working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Schlong can't escape the position.
Schlong rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Schlong has his hands clasped together around Ji Woo's back. He's all about the action.
Schlong trying to hold on to Ji Woo's head to control him but Ji Woo postures up.
#SUB2#
Schlong is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Ji Woo pulls his head out easily. #T8#
Schlong gets full guard.
Ji Woo postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ji Woo is looking to advance position but Schlong has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Ji Woo (12) vs (12) Schlong#SUB2#
Schlong is working for a guillotine from mount but Ji Woo frees his head quite easily.
Schlong trying to control but he's not successful this time. #SUB2#
Schlong goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Ji Woo is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Ji Woo (14) vs (12) Schlong
Ji Woo trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom. #T9#
Ji Woo is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #SUB2#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Ji Woo slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Ji Woo trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T10#
Schlong looking to control.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Ji Woo from controlling successfully.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Ji Woo tries to pass. #SUB2#
Schlong isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Ji Woo stacks Schlong on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Ji Woo! Score +3 for passing guard: Ji Woo (17) vs (12) Schlong
Schlong is trying to control Ji Woo's posture but Ji Woo avoids it.
Schlong gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #T11#
Ji Woo is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Schlong is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ji Woo's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ji Woo's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Ji Woo (17) vs (16) Schlong
Ji Woo staying busy and making it hard for Schlong to control. #SUB2#
Schlong has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Ji Woo has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
#SUB2#
Ji Woo is having to fend off submission attempts from Schlong, who is looking to sink in the choke. Schlong doesn't have the hooks in though and Ji Woo manages to reverse position! He's now on top, in his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Ji Woo (19) vs (16) Schlong
Schlong keeping full guard, as Ji Woo tries to pass. #T12#
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#SUB2#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ji Woo gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Ji Woo from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ji Woo can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Schlong being controlled here, momentarily. #T13#
Ji Woo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Schlong working for submissions but it's allowed Ji Woo to get to half guard.
Schlong is not content to let Ji Woo control the position.#T14#
Schlong wants to improve his position but Ji Woo is controlling well.
Ji Woo wants to pass to mount but Schlong is defending the position.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.
Ji Woo controlling the action here.
Ji Woo wants to free his trapped foot but Schlong is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ji Woo seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Schlong does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ji Woo takes the fight on points by 19 to 16.
Bong Ji Woo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
TWGC 30 (155lbs, D2): Finals - Round 1
Date: Jul 18, 2020 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 8 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 2 losses; Samuel Cooke!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Ian Loll.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Cooke gets tackled into the cage by Schlong. Schlong maintains the clinch. #TD2#
Cooke is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Schlong can't fight it off and eventually Cooke manages to take the fight to the floor. Schlong looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Cooke
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#SUB#
Schlong looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Cooke has picked Schlong up and slammed him! Schlong can't keep hold of the triangle and Cooke manages to pass to side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (5) Cooke
Schlong can't do much from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong gets back to half guard.#T1##SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Cooke is thwarting Schlong's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Cooke's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Cooke's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Schlong (4) vs (5) Cooke#SUB#
Schlong looking to break Cooke's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Cooke remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Schlong will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#T2##SUB#
Schlong is looking for a choke. Cooke gets to his feet with his opponent on his back and slams him to the mat. Cooke manages to squirm out of the attempted choke and turns into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (4) vs (7) Cooke
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Cooke drops back looking for a leg! Schlong is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Schlong manages to kick Cooke off! Cooke jumps back into Schlong's guard. #SUB#
Schlong looking for a guillotine here but Cooke defends easily.
#T3##SUB#
Cooke avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Schlong is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (6) vs (7) Cooke
Schlong trying to control but Cooke is working from the bottom. #T4#
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cooke swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Cooke keeps moving. #SUB#
Schlong drops back looking for a leg! Cooke is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Cooke manages to kick Schlong off! Schlong jumps back into Cooke's guard. #SUB#
Schlong drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Schlong jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Cooke keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass. #T5##SUB2#
Cooke is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Cooke keeps moving. #SUB#
Schlong thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schlong advances position into side control! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (9) vs (7) Cooke#SUB#
Schlong goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Cooke rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Schlong's guard! Nice work there by Cooke! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (9) vs (9) Cooke
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Schlong is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (11) vs (9) Cooke#T6#
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Cooke isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Schlong stacks Cooke on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Schlong! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (14) vs (9) Cooke
A lull in the action here as Schlong stalls from top position.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cooke is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Schlong tries to move into full mount but can't pass Cooke's legs. #T7##SUB#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Schlong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Cooke is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Cooke trying to remain calm as Schlong controls from the top position.
Cooke gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard. #SUB#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cooke is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold. #T8##SUB#
Schlong wants to work for an arm triangle but Cooke is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Cooke has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.#SUB#
Schlong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#SUB#
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cooke is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold.
Schlong is trying to control. Cooke wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T9#
Schlong wants to free his trapped foot but Cooke is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Cooke sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Cooke is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily.
Schlong is trying to control. Cooke wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Cooke sees it coming and defends easily.
Schlong has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (17) vs (9) Cooke#T10#
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Cooke is looking to escape. #SUB#
Schlong is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Cooke has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Cooke! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (17) vs (11) Cooke#SUB#
Schlong looking for subs off his back but Cooke has passed one foot through into half guard.
#SUB#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.#T11##SUB2#
Schlong is defending against the submission attempts here by Cooke.
#SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Cooke is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T12##SUB2#
Cooke is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Schlong doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cooke. #SUB#
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Schlong looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Cooke pushes past his half guard into mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (17) vs (14) Cooke#T13#
Schlong wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back. Score +3 for taking back: Schlong (17) vs (17) Cooke
Schlong trying to control the hands but Cooke breaks the grip. #SUB2#
Schlong is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Schlong is in bad spot here.
#SUB2#
Cooke working for a choke but Schlong is defending well.
Schlong manages to reverse the position and now he's in Cooke's guard. Nice work there by Schlong.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (19) vs (17) Cooke#T14#
Schlong trying to control but Cooke is working from the bottom.
Schlong passes Cooke's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Schlong is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Schlong drops back looking for a leg! Cooke is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Cooke manages to kick Schlong off! Schlong jumps back into Cooke's guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Schlong takes the fight on points by 19 to 17.
Long Schlong spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant. |
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Event:
TWGC 30 (155lbs, D2): Las Vegas Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Jul 09, 2020 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the lightweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Christopher Bridges!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD#
Schlong drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Schlong (4) vs (0) Bridges
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Schlong wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Bridges, who protects the arm well.
We've been hearing good reports from Schlong's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Bridges has escaped the position, nice work there.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bridges keeps working.
Schlong working away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bridges keeps working. #SUB#
Schlong tries for a kimura but Bridges is defending well. #T1#
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bridges keeps working.
Schlong working away.
Schlong controls the position.#SUB#
Schlong is trying to get an arm triangle but Bridges is defending well.
Schlong trying to control the position but Bridges is working away. #T2#
Schlong tries to advance to mount but Bridges denies him.
Schlong working away.
Schlong will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Schlong tries for a kimura but Bridges is defending well.
Bridges is trying to control Schlong's posture but Schlong avoids it. #SUB#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Bridges is not content to let Schlong control the position. #T3#
Schlong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Bridges is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
You can see the frustration on Bridges's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Schlong is staying tight to Bridges's torso, preventing him from escaping. #SUB#
Schlong tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #T4##SUB#
Schlong in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Bridges is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
CACC 93 CORONA 1ST RD
Date: May 23, 2020 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2363 p4p, 252 weight class) and Wilner Fatiman (ranked 20562 p4p, 600 weight class). Fatiman has chosen Zion Train as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 6 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 5 losses; Wilner Fatiman!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and George Francis.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Schlong shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Fatiman's guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (0) Fatiman
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong stopping the sweep attempt from Fatiman.
Fatiman keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fatiman is keeping the position for now.
Schlong has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Fatiman keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fatiman is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (2) Fatiman
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
Fatiman is pressing down on Schlong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Schlong is holding on for now.
Schlong moves into full guard.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Fatiman tries to pass.
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Schlong trying to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong working for a triangle but Fatiman defends it easily.
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Fatiman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Schlong working for a triangle but Fatiman defends it easily.
Fatiman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatiman is still trying to improve position.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Fatiman doesn't defend quickly enough and Schlong has managed to lock this one up! Can Fatiman escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Schlong on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Long Schlong!
A less than humble Long Schlong misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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Event:
CACC 84
Date: May 03, 2020 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2309 p4p, 243 weight class) and Chris Millennium (ranked 1424 p4p, 165 weight class). This should be fireworks!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 1 losses; Chris Millennium!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Schlong forces Millennium back against the ropes and clinches.
Schlong tries for a takedown. No joy.
Schlong is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Millennium is defending well.
Schlong jumps guard and drags Millennium to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Millennium sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Millennium postures up.
Millennium got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Millennium has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
Millennium controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Millennium works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Millennium stalling.
Millennium wants to control but Schlong is keeping him busy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong tries to get to full guard but Millennium has control of the leg.
Millennium tries to pass to full mount but Schlong defends it.
Millennium controlling the action here.
Millennium tries to pass the half guard into mount. Schlong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Millennium is working for a submission of some sort.
Millennium is trying to control. Schlong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Millennium is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Millennium is very close to passing his half guard.
Millennium trying to mount his opponent but Schlong defends it.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Millennium is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Millennium is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Millennium stalling.
Schlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Millennium moves into full mount! Schlong won't be happy about that! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (3) Millennium
Schlong is looking to improve his position but Millennium isn't that keen on the idea.
Schlong wants to hold on but Millennium pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Millennium is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Millennium can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Schlong is looking to escape.
Millennium looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong is in all sorts of trouble here.
Millennium goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Schlong turns into him and now he's in Millennium's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (3) Millennium
Schlong won't allow Millennium to sweep him here.
Millennium keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Millennium working a defensive guard here.
Schlong slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Schlong passes Millennium's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Millennium has managed to free his arm - good work.
Millennium trying to control here.
Schlong passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Millennium! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (5) vs (3) Millennium
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Schlong jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Millennium is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Millennium and Schlong has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
You can see the frustration on Millennium's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Millennium is looking to reverse the position.
Schlong tries for a kimura but Millennium is defending well.
Schlong wants to control but Millennium is keeping him busy.
Millennium tries to bench press Schlong off him but Schlong keeps the position.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Millennium can't do much from the bottom here.
Millennium gets back to half guard.
Millennium actively working from the bottom here.
Millennium moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Millennium keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong preventing the sweep.
Millennium has control of Schlong's left arm, preventing Schlong from doing any damage.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Millennium keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Millennium is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Millennium keeps moving.
Millennium keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass.
Millennium wants to control but Schlong passes easily into half guard.
Millennium is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Schlong's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Schlong's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Schlong (5) vs (7) Millennium
Schlong trying to control but not successfully.
Schlong rolls, trying to escape but Millennium keeps control of the position.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Millennium is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Schlong is defending well though. Millennium let's go of the attempt for now.
Schlong is really stuck here.
Schlong tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Millennium looking to control but Schlong is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Millennium controlling from mount.
Millennium wants to control the pace but Schlong is squirming around nicely.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Millennium looking to take Schlong's back but Schlong rolls and after a scramble, Schlong ends up on top in guard. Nice escape there from Schlong to escape a tricky position. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (7) vs (7) Millennium
Millennium controls Schlong momentarily but Schlong frees himself.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Millennium swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong looking to sit in guard and control but Millennium gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (7) vs (9) Millennium
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Millennium looking to pass the guard.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Millennium trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Millennium defends it easily.
Millennium is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Millennium wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Schlong is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (9) vs (9) Millennium
Millennium can't keep his opponent in guard - Schlong advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Millennium defends it.
Schlong is looking for a kimura but Millennium is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schlong to get the leverage.
Schlong wants to free his trapped foot but Millennium is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Schlong is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Millennium is just riding it out for now. Schlong eventually gives up the hold.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Schlong wants to work for an arm triangle but Millennium is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Millennium is trying to maintain the position but Schlong is very close to passing his half guard.
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Millennium has managed to free his arm - good work.
Schlong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Millennium trying to control but Schlong postures up.
Millennium is positioning himself well to prevent Schlong advancing to mount.
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Millennium has managed to free his arm - good work.
Schlong looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Millennium is holding on to half guard well.
And that's the end of the fight!
As we have tied on points, we go to a tie breaker and Schlong gets a bonus point for attempting more subs.
Schlong takes the fight on points by 10 to 9.
Long Schlong was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
CACC 78
Date: Apr 18, 2020 |
Coming up we have a featherweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2286 p4p, 240 weight class) and Dilon Goncalves (ranked 3901 p4p, 347 weight class). Goncalves has chosen TAPOUT as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the featherweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 7 wins and 5 losses; Dilon Goncalves!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Schlong shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (2) vs (0) Goncalves
Schlong is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Goncalves actively working from the bottom here.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Goncalves keeps working.
Schlong moves into full mount! Goncalves won't be happy about that! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (5) vs (0) Goncalves
Goncalves is looking to get to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong looking to control but Goncalves is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Goncalves sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Goncalves looking for submissions off his back.
Schlong is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Goncalves doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Schlong.
Goncalves looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Goncalves looking for submissions off his back.
Goncalves actively working from the bottom here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong works his way into full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (8) vs (0) Goncalves
Goncalves is wriggling around trying to escape.
Schlong working for a submission but Goncalves is keeping him at bay.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong looking for a guillotine from mount but Goncalves is having none of it.
Goncalves really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Schlong with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Goncalves is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong manages to capitalize on a mistake by Goncalves to take his back! Score +3 for taking back: Schlong (11) vs (0) Goncalves
Schlong is looking for the choke from the back position but Goncalves is controlling his hands well.
Schlong is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Goncalves is defending well though. Schlong let's go of the attempt for now.
Schlong seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Schlong working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Schlong is hanging on to Goncalves's back as he tries to escape.
Goncalves defends a prolonged rear naked choke attempt and turns nicely into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Schlong (11) vs (2) Goncalves
Schlong working for a triangle but Goncalves defends it easily.
Goncalves trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong looking to control.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Goncalves from controlling successfully.
Schlong controls Goncalves momentarily but Goncalves frees himself.
Goncalves trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Schlong is trying to keep Goncalves in close.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Goncalves slips nicely into half guard.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
Goncalves looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Goncalves is working for a submission of some sort.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Goncalves is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Schlong is just riding it out for now. Goncalves eventually gives up the hold.
Goncalves is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Schlong doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Goncalves.
Schlong tries to get to full guard but Goncalves has control of the leg.
Schlong wants to control but Goncalves is keeping busy.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Goncalves pulls his head out easily.
Schlong trying to control but Goncalves postures up.
Goncalves looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Schlong is positioning himself well to prevent Goncalves advancing to mount.
Goncalves is pressing down on Schlong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Schlong is holding on for now.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Schlong wants to improve his position but Goncalves is controlling well.
Goncalves is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Schlong defends it well.
Goncalves is looking for a kimura here.
Goncalves is thwarting Schlong's attempts to control the position.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Goncalves is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Schlong looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Goncalves is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong is defending against the submission attempts here by Goncalves.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Goncalves is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Schlong has managed to free his arm - good work.
Schlong gets full guard.
Schlong not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Goncalves passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (11) vs (5) Goncalves
Goncalves tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Goncalves working away.
Goncalves thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Schlong is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Goncalves working away.
Goncalves tries for a kimura but Schlong is defending well.
Goncalves is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Schlong is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is trying to control Goncalves's posture but Goncalves avoids it.
Schlong gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Schlong wants to control but Goncalves is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Goncalves wants to work for an arm triangle but Schlong is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Goncalves is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Goncalves prevents Schlong from improving his position.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Goncalves is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Schlong defends it well.
Goncalves works his way into full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (11) vs (8) Goncalves
Schlong gets back to half guard.
Goncalves is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Schlong slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Schlong has his foot on Goncalves's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Goncalves works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Schlong has his feet on Goncalves's thighs here. He's pushed Goncalves off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Goncalves screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 14:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
TWGC 28 (135lbs, D2): Finals - Round 3
Date: Feb 16, 2020 |
Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Monday Blues (ranked 3000 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 2252 p4p, 0 weight class). Blues's entrance music is Chance The Rapper - Angels. A fine choice. This should be fireworks!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 4 wins and 2 losses; Monday Blues! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Jorge Garcia and Eddie Farnsworth.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Blues closes the distance and clinches.
Blues tries to score a body lock takedown but Schlong shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Blues wants a takedown.
Schlong is defending well against a takedown attempt.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Monday Blues. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Blues is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Schlong pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Blues has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Schlong is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Blues changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Schlong fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Schlong looks for a takedown but Blues sprawls well.
Schlong closes this distance looking for a takedown but Blues circles away.
Schlong pushes Blues up against the cage in a clinch.
Schlong manages to pull guard.
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Blues (0) vs (2) Schlong
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong trying to control but Blues is working from the bottom.
Schlong engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Schlong looking to sit in guard and control but Blues gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Blues (2) vs (2) Schlong
Schlong working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Blues has passed into half guard!
Schlong is looking to control Blues's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Blues pulls his head out easily.
Schlong is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Blues is tapping! Great win for Schlong!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong is the new bantamweight champion!
Long Schlong tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
TWGC 28 (135lbs, D2): Finals - Round 2
Date: Feb 15, 2020 |
Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Baby Kitten Rojumanong (ranked 1611 p4p, 99 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 2251 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 1 losses; Baby Kitten Rojumanong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Anthony Taglia and Russell Pearce.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Schlong clinches up with Rojumanong and pushes him back against the cage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Rojumanong tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Schlong just stands there and leans against the cage.
Rojumanong tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Rojumanong tries to pull guard but Schlong forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Baby Kitten Rojumanong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rojumanong fails to pull guard.
Rojumanong fails to pull the fight into his guard.
I was talking to Rojumanong's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Schlong has picked Rojumanong up - he's going for a ride! Schlong dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Rojumanong (0) vs (2) Schlong
Rojumanong is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
Rojumanong is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
Rojumanong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong not doing much here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rojumanong is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Rojumanong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Rojumanong.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rojumanong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Rojumanong looking for a guillotine here but Schlong defends easily.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Rojumanong is keeping the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong sitting in guard here, content to control.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Rojumanong is retaining full guard.
Rojumanong not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Rojumanong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rojumanong is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong pushes down on Rojumanong's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Schlong tries to pass the half guard into mount. Rojumanong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Schlong is working for a kimura but Rojumanong is defending it quite comfortably.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Rojumanong defends it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong works his foot free and advances to mount. Score +3 for passing guard: Rojumanong (0) vs (5) Schlong
Schlong working for a guillotine from mount but Rojumanong is in no mood to give up.
Schlong wants to take Rojumanong's back here but Rojumanong is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Schlong looking to secure an arm triangle but Rojumanong defends it well.
Schlong mounts Rojumanong! Really nice guard pass there!
Schlong swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Rojumanong is now in Schlong's guard. A big mistake from Schlong there, giving up the dominant position! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Rojumanong (2) vs (5) Schlong
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Rojumanong wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Rojumanong looking to sit in guard and control but Schlong gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Rojumanong (2) vs (7) Schlong
Rojumanong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Schlong gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Schlong controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Rojumanong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Schlong keeps trying to improve his position.
Rojumanong has his foot on Schlong's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Schlong works his way back into a safe position though.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Rojumanong keeps moving.
Schlong content to stall in guard here.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Rojumanong is retaining full guard.
Schlong drops back, looking for a kneebar! Rojumanong looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Rojumanong looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Rojumanong! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Rojumanong (6) vs (7) Schlong
Schlong is looking to regain half guard here but Rojumanong keeps moving and retains side control.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Rojumanong looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Rojumanong is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Schlong is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Schlong tries to bench press Rojumanong off him but Rojumanong keeps the position.
Rojumanong wants to control but Schlong is keeping him busy.
Schlong manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Rojumanong (6) vs (9) Schlong
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Schlong seems to be working for a kimura but Rojumanong defends the submission attempt.
Schlong uses his free foot to push down on Rojumanong's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Rojumanong. Score +3 for passing guard: Rojumanong (6) vs (12) Schlong
Rojumanong is squirming around, avoiding Schlong's attempts to control the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rojumanong sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Schlong seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Rojumanong does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Rojumanong is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Schlong's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Schlong's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Rojumanong (10) vs (12) Schlong
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Rojumanong avoiding Schlong 's attempts to control his hands.
Rojumanong is trying to stick to Schlong's back but Schlong is turning into Rojumanong. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Rojumanong's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Schlong. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Rojumanong (10) vs (14) Schlong
Rojumanong is trying to keep Schlong in close.
Rojumanong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Rojumanong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Rojumanong is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Rojumanong (12) vs (14) Schlong
Schlong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Rojumanong doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Rojumanong manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Schlong working for a triangle but Rojumanong defends it easily.
Rojumanong trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Rojumanong sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Rojumanong from controlling successfully.
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Schlong trying to control the position.
Rojumanong trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong has his hands on Rojumanong's head, controlling the position.
Rojumanong is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Schlong has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Rojumanong is looking to defend but Schlong has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Rojumanong! Schlong pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Rojumanong taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 12:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Long Schlong!
In his post fight interview, Long Schlong started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
TWGC 28 (135lbs, D2): Finals - Round 1
Date: Feb 14, 2020 |
Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Natural Born Killer (ranked 3417 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 2229 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Natural Born Killer! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Killer sprawls well. Killer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet.
Killer stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Killer wants it to stay on the feet.
Killer wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Natural Born Killer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Schlong closes the distance and clinches.
Schlong jumps into guard, dragging Killer to the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Killer trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Killer tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Killer from controlling successfully.
Killer has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Killer seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong working for a triangle but Killer defends it easily.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Killer doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Killer manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Killer is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Schlong looking for subs off his back but Killer has passed one foot through into half guard.
Schlong tries to roll over but Killer keeps him under control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Schlong trying to control but Killer postures up.
Schlong manages to get to full guard.
Killer drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Schlong dives on top into guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Killer (0) vs (2) Schlong
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Killer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Killer is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Killer (2) vs (2) Schlong
Schlong looking for a guillotine here but Killer defends easily.
Killer trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong has his feet on Killer's thighs here. He's pushed Killer off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Killer screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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Event:
TWGC 28 (135lbs, D2): Los Angeles Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Feb 05, 2020 |
Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 2225 p4p, 0 weight class) and Khuchtei Bokhchuud (ranked 1828 p4p, 0 weight class). Bokhchuud is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: ErgeSholee Biste Turda. Khuchtei Bokhchuud has the eye of the tiger tonight.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Long Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 3 losses; Khuchtei Bokhchuud!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Timothy Bukovac.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Schlong shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Schlong was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Schlong (4) vs (0) Bokhchuud
Bokhchuud is trying to get back to half guard.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Schlong tries to move into full mount but can't pass Bokhchuud's legs.
Schlong tries for a kimura but Bokhchuud is defending well.
Bokhchuud is looking to regain half guard here but Schlong keeps moving and retains side control.
Schlong advances to mount. Score +2 for reaching mount: Schlong (6) vs (0) Bokhchuud
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bokhchuud tries to hold on but Schlong postures up.
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Bokhchuud is looking to escape.
Bokhchuud working to try and regain half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bokhchuud keeps trying to improve his position.
Bokhchuud tries to improve his position but Schlong has taken his back! Schlong has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Bokhchuud tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Schlong pushes Bokhchuud away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
Khuchtei Bokhchuud was interviewed post fight and said 'Сайн байна "Sain baina"-Translation well Shit!'. |
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Event:
Eternity 2 - Raper vs Toro 2
Date: Nov 30, 2019 |
#R1#
Joteel throws a leg kick but Schlong sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Joteel tried to counter with a leg kick but Schlong avoided it.
Schlong is looking to chop away at Joteel's legs.
Schlong moves out of range of the leg kick from Joteel.
Schlong smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Joteel.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Joteel wants to clinch.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong blocks a head kick by Joteel.
Schlong connects with a body shot.
Schlong has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Joteel is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Schlong blocks a head kick by Joteel.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick but Joteel checks it. #T1#
Joteel tries to clinch but Schlong is having none of it.
Jacque Joteel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joteel swings widly with a right hand
and Schlong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Joteel thinking.
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Joteel is out of range.
Schlong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Joteel's sensitive parts.
Joteel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Joteel.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joteel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Schlong doesn't seem bothered though.
Joteel throws a series of punches but Schlong moves out of range.
Joteel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Joteel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schlong moves out of range of the body kick.
Schlong is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Joteel rather than just go for the knockout.
Joteel scores with a jab. Schlong acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Joteel throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
#T2#
Schlong takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Joteel makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Schlong takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Joteel throws out the jab.
Joteel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Joteel.
Joteel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Joteel swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Joteel lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Schlong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joteel.
Joteel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Good standup being displayed there by Joteel as he connects with a hook.
Schlong misses with a double jab.
Joteel throws a body shot but no joy.
Schlong changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#T3#
Joteel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Joteel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Joteel swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Joteel checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Joteel lands a body shot.
Schlong has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Joteel.
A nice inside leg kick there by Joteel. That's going to slow Schlong down.
Joteel lands a jab to the head.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joteel.
#CL#
Joteel closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schlong creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Schlong tries for a takedown. No joy.
Schlong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Schlong struggles to land a body shot inside as Joteel controls his hands.
Schlong is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Joteel pulls him back up using the underhooks. #T4#
Joteel working aggressively here.
Joteel lands a hook that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joteel working aggressively here.
Schlong jumps guard but Joteel turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Jacque Joteel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Joteel lands a nice uppercut.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Joteel.
Schlong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schlong using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Joteel has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Joteel wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Joteel lands a right hand.
Schlong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Joteel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
#BC#
Joteel's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schlong blocks the body kick.
Joteel misses with the body kick
and Schlong counters with a right hand to the body.
Schlong lands with a nice body punch.
Schlong slips under a jab from Joteel.
Joteel is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jacque Joteel dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Joteel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Joteel needs to keep his hands up - Schlong had a free shot at his head there.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Joteel.
Schlong scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Schlong lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Joteel backs up against the cage.
Schlong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Joteel!
Joteel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Joteel throws the kick towards the body but Schlong avoids it.
Schlong walks into a straight right hand from Joteel.
Schlong misses with a low kick.
Schlong throws a hook but Joteel blocks it.
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Joteel is out of range.
Joteel appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL#
Joteel has Schlong up against the cage in a clinch.
Joteel tries to throw a body punch but Schlong avoids it by throwing Joteel back against the cage. #T1#
A short left from Joteel.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Schlong misses with a body punch.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jacque Joteel has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Still in the clinch, Joteel scores with a nice short uppercut.
Schlong lands with a left to the head. #BC#
Joteel breaks from the clinch.
Joteel jabs Schlong right on the nose. Schlong blinks but takes it well.
Joteel throws a leg kick which misses Schlong's front leg but catches the back leg as Schlong tries to avoid it.
Joteel throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Joteel pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Joteel walks into a left hand.
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss! #CL#
Joteel closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short left from Joteel.
Schlong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Joteel.
Joteel lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Schlong.#T2#
Schlong looking to throw knees to the head but Joteel is blocking nicely.
Schlong with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Joteel misses with a punch on the inside.
Joteel lands with a light punch inside.
Schlong fails to pull guard.
Schlong misses with a knee strike.
Joteel lands a body punch in the clinch.
Joteel with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Joteel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#TD2#
Schlong ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Schlong no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Joteel sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB2#
Schlong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Joteel is aware though and is defending well.
Joteel sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T3##SUB2#
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Joteel defends it easily.#SUB2#
Schlong is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Joteel controls from within his opponent's guard.
Schlong throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a triangle but Joteel pushes his legs off easily.
#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Schlong is pulling down on Joteel's head to control his posture.
Joteel is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB2#
Joteel avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Joteel knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Schlong on the ground.
Joteel is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Joteel catches Schlong with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Joteel works the jab nicely.
Jacque Joteel is winning the standup battle so far.
Joteel fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Schlong has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Joteel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Schlong. That did some damage!
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice cross by Joteel.
Joteel scoring well with a low kick there.
Joteel looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Joteel connects with a body shot that sends Schlong's belly button to the back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Joteel gets a clinch.
Joteel working hard to break the clinch.
Joteel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Schlong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Joteel.
#T1##BC#
Joteel manages to break the clinch.
Joteel throws a combination that misses
and Schlong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schlong throws a low kick but Joteel avoids it.
Joteel was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Joteel.
Schlong throws out a loose jab but Joteel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Joteel tries to clinch but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Joteel staying out of range there.
It looks like Joteel has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Schlong checks a low kick from Joteel.
A slapping leg kick lands for Joteel.
Schlong swinging wildly here.
Schlong's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Schlong takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#T2#
Schlong misses with a low kick.
Schlong takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Schlong lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Joteel at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Schlong. That's going to slow Joteel down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joteel is looking to land body kicks.
Jacque Joteel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Joteel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Schlong throws the left hand but Joteel avoids the punch easily.
Schlong takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Joteel tries a head kick but it misses.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Joteel manages to avoid it.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Joteel finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Joteel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Joteel.#T3#
Joteel misses with a straight right.
Joteel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Joteel.
Joteel lands a head shot.
Schlong checks the leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Schlong.
Joteel defending well as Schlong loads up on a big left hand.
Joteel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Joteel misses with the combination.
Joteel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joteel drops his hands momentarily and Schlong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Joteel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Joteel checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T4#
Schlong throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Joteel jabs at Schlong's body.
Joteel tries to clinch but Schlong moves out of range.
Joteel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Joteel throws a body shot but no joy.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joteel scores with a nice strike.
Schlong stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Joteel throws a body kick that misses
and Schlong counters with a nice leg kick.
Joteel with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schlong keeps the fight on the outside.
Joteel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Schlong scores with a hook to the body. Joteel takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jacque Joteel showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Joteel has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jacque Joteel!
Jacque Joteel decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 90
Date: Oct 11, 2019 |
#R1#
Schlong swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Juntta throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Juntta with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schlong to score with a decent uppercut.
Juntta on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Juntta looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Schlong cracks Juntta with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Good exchange - Schlong coming out on top.
Juntta checks a low kick from Schlong.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Juntta was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Juntta looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Juntta misses the shot to the body.
Schlong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#T1#
Juntta misses with a looping right.
Juntta stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Schlong.
Juntta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong throws a leg kick but Juntta moved away.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Juntta.
A jab from Schlong misses.
It looked like Juntta was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schlong.
Juntta on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schlong misses with a low kick as Juntta jumps back.
Juntta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Juntta throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Juntta with a body shot.
Juntta looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T2#
Juntta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Good leg kick by Juntta there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Juntta tests Schlong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Juntta loads up on a big right hand but Schlong slips the punch.
A good leg kick by Schlong.
Juntta ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Juntta is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Schlong's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#TD2#
Schlong changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Juntta looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Juntta has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2#
Schlong goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Juntta has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Schlong but great work by Juntta.#T3#
Juntta wants to stand but Schlong has his arm trapped.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom here.
Schlong tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Schlong is looking to get to half guard.
Schlong tries to hold on but Juntta pushes him away.
Juntta controlling his opponent.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Schlong wants to hold on but Juntta pushes him away.
Schlong working to try and regain half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong is still trying to improve position.
Schlong regains half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong has a hand on Juntta's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Juntta takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Schlong really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jesse Juntta will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Juntta closes the distance and pushes Schlong back into the ropes.
Schlong lands with a left to the head.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Juntta.
Schlong pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.#TD2#
Schlong manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Juntta is proving a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juntta trying to stand up but can't free himself from Schlong's guard.
Schlong controls Juntta momentarily but Juntta frees himself. #T1#
Juntta trying to stand up but can't free himself from Schlong's guard.
Juntta preventing the sweep. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Juntta keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Schlong.
Schlong blocks a jab.
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T2#
A jab lands there for Juntta.
Juntta throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schlong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong scores with a shot to the body.
A jab from Juntta misses.
Juntta checks the leg kick nicely there.
Juntta is looking to counter punch.
Juntta misses with a body shot
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong tries a low kick but Juntta avoids it.
Juntta fires out a quick counter leg kick but Schlong just manages to avoid it.
Juntta tries to land a front kick but Schlong steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Juntta backing away here, and Schlong unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick
letting Juntta counter with a right hand.
Schlong misses with a straight right. #T3#
Schlong swings away with a body shot that misses
and Juntta counters with a left to the body.
Juntta rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Schlong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Juntta appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Juntta.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Schlong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Juntta.
Juntta misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Schlong connects with a nice looking jab.
Juntta throws a hook but Schlong avoids it easily.
Juntta throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong tries to move into range but Juntta moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#T4#
Juntta connects with a jab.
Schlong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Juntta looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Juntta pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong throws a body punch but Juntta moves out of range.
Jesse Juntta is winning the standup battle so far.
Juntta misses with a right hand
and Schlong counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd cheers as Schlong lands an impressive looking overhand right. Juntta doesn't seem phased though.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Schlong, right into the meat.
Juntta ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Juntta pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Juntta throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jesse Juntta will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Juntta connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jab from Juntta.
Schlong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Juntta.
Schlong lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Schlong.
Juntta throws a leg kick which misses Schlong's front leg but catches the back leg as Schlong tries to avoid it.
A big right from Schlong misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juntta is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Juntta, right into the meat.
Juntta missing with a left hand there. Schlong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Schlong feints a counter leg kick.
Juntta throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Nice uppercut there from Juntta.
Jesse Juntta is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong thumps Juntta with a low kick.
Nice body punch from Juntta.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Juntta was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
Juntta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schlong.
Juntta checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Schlong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Juntta throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Juntta blocks a low kick nicely.
Juntta scores with a nice head shot.#T2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Juntta does a little dance to reset his feet.
Juntta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Juntta.
Juntta works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Juntta moves out of range of the strikes.
It looked like Juntta wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juntta slips under a jab.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Juntta.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Juntta tries to score with a low kick but Schlong moves his leg out of the way.
Nice straight punches there by Juntta. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Juntta.#T3#
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong throws a big shot that misses.
Juntta swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Juntta scores with a nice head shot.
Juntta checks the leg kick.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Schlong 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Juntta lands a really nice looking cross but Schlong seems unphased.
Juntta just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong keeps the fight on the outside.
Juntta cracks a nice hook into Schlong's ribs.
Jesse Juntta is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Schlong takes a swing at Juntta's ribcage but misses. #T4#
Juntta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Schlong throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Juntta misses with a body shot
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong blocks a jab.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.#CL#
Juntta gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Juntta throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Juntta lands a hook to the side of the head.
Juntta tries to work over Schlong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schlong looking to throw knees to the head but Juntta is blocking nicely.
Schlong blocks an uppercut.
Schlong can't get the takedown.
Schlong blocks the elbow strike.
Juntta doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jesse Juntta showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Juntta has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Jesse Juntta!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Jesse Juntta!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Jesse Juntta!
Jesse Juntta wins by unanimous decision!
After winning the bout, Jesse Juntta thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 83
Date: Sep 14, 2019 |
#R1#
Banchamek moves out of range of the leg kick from Schlong.
Banchamek avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Schlong lands a leg kick that knocks Banchamek off balance momentarily.
Banchamek tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schlong paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A bone on bone clash there as Banchamek blocks the leg kick.
#CL2#
Banchamek takes the fight into the clinch. #BC#
Schlong breaks from the clinch.
#CL2#
Banchamek darts in and clinches Schlong up against the ropes.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Banchamek has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Banchamek pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
A right hook to the body lands for Schlong.
Schlong misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Banchamek.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong managing to block the knees to the body from Banchamek.
Banchamek tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Banchamek lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Schlong or not.
Banchamek lands an elbow just above Schlong 's eye. #CUT2#
It looks like Long Schlong has been cut.
Schlong lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Banchamek.
Banchamek looks to throw an elbow but misses. #T1#
Banchamek throws an elbow but it misses.
Schlong pressing his opponent against the ropes.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Banchamek.
Schlong drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Banchamek avoiding damage as Schlong throws knees to the body.
Banchamek looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Banchamek throws an elbow but it misses.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Banchamek.
Banchamek blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#TD#
Schlong jumps guard.
#SUB#
Schlong has his foot on Banchamek's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Banchamek works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Banchamek is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Schlong is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Schlong has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR##SUB2#
Banchamek working for a triangle but Schlong defends it easily.
#T2#
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Banchamek is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Banchamek is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Schlong is aware though and is defending well.
Schlong passes Banchamek's left leg - he's now in half guard. #SUB#
Banchamek is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
Schlong is keen to just control but Banchamek is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Schlong is working for a submission of some sort.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB#
Schlong seems to be working for a kimura but Banchamek defends the submission attempt.
Banchamek wants to get back to full guard.#T3##SUB#
Banchamek is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
Banchamek is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Banchamek keeps working.
Banchamek is looking to get back to full guard here but Schlong has managed to pass to side control instead.#SUB#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Schlong controls the position. #T4##SUB#
Schlong is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Banchamek knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Banchamek is trying to get back to half guard.
Banchamek keeps trying to improve his position.#SUB#
Schlong looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Banchamek sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Banchamek is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
#SUB2#
Banchamek looking for a kimura from the bottom but Schlong passes into side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Long Schlong's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Banchamek closes the distance but Schlong moves to the side
and Schlong counters with a nice uppercut.
Banchamek tries to clinch but Schlong moves away
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Buakaw Banchamek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Banchamek keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Banchamek tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Schlong manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Schlong attempts a counter takedown but Banchamek avoids it well and moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Banchamek does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schlong lands a nice shot that snaps Banchamek's head back.
Banchamek tries to clinch but Schlong is having none of it.
Banchamek looks to clinch #TD#
and Schlong counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Banchamek is not content to let Schlong control the position.#SUB#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Banchamek sees it coming and defends easily.
Schlong tries to pass to full mount but Banchamek defends it.
Banchamek gets full guard.#SUB2#
Banchamek looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Banchamek tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#T1#
Schlong slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Schlong thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Banchamek gets back to half guard.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Banchamek is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Banchamek is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Schlong is working for a submission of some sort.
Banchamek is trying to get back to full guard.#T2##SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but Banchamek is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schlong to get the leverage.
Schlong is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The fighters are battling for position here. Banchamek manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #SUB2#
Banchamek working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Schlong doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Schlong manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Banchamek is looking to sweep but instead, Schlong has passed into half guard.
Banchamek is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Banchamek is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Schlong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Banchamek can do to turn this around?
Banchamek is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Schlong's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Schlong's back!#T3#
Schlong's corner are yelling at him, telling him to just focus on controlling Banchamek's hands.#SUB2#
Schlong defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Banchamek's arms. #SUB2#
Schlong is having to fend off submission attempts from Banchamek, who is looking to sink in the choke. Banchamek doesn't have the hooks in though and Schlong manages to reverse position! He's now on top, in his opponent's guard.
Schlong stands and throws Banchamek's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB#
Schlong is trying to get an arm triangle but Banchamek is defending well.
Banchamek is trying to get back to half guard.#T4#
Banchamek is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Banchamek is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Banchamek tries to improve position but can't.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Banchamek is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Schlong tries to move into full mount but can't pass Banchamek's legs.
Schlong advances to full mount.
Long Schlong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Schlong looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Schlong trying to control but he's not successful this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Long Schlong's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Banchamek clinches up with Schlong and pushes him back against the ropes.
Schlong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Banchamek misses with a knee strike.
Banchamek tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
Banchamek working aggressively here.
Schlong makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Schlong.
Banchamek misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schlong.
Schlong gets through Banchamek's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Schlong blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Banchamek with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Banchamek tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schlong's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike from Banchamek.
Schlong lands with a light punch inside.
Buakaw Banchamek seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#TD#
Schlong jumps guard.
#SUB#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Banchamek gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Banchamek drops back, looking for a kneebar! Schlong looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Schlong looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Schlong! #REVR##T1#
Banchamek is not content to let Schlong control the position. #SUB#
Schlong tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schlong has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Banchamek is trying to improve his position.
Schlong controlling from side mount. #SUB#
Schlong is trying to get an arm triangle but Banchamek is defending well.
Banchamek sneaks back into half guard.#T2#
Schlong prevents Banchamek from improving his position.
Schlong trying to control the action but Banchamek is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura but Banchamek is defending well.
Banchamek tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg. #SUB2#
Banchamek is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily.
Banchamek is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.#SUB#
Schlong wants to work for an arm triangle but Banchamek is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Banchamek is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T3#
Banchamek is staying active underneath Schlong, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #SUB#
Schlong is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Banchamek doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Schlong. #SUB#
Schlong is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Buakaw Banchamek has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Banchamek defends it well.
Schlong perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Banchamek missing with punches from the bottom.
Banchamek tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Banchamek missing with punches from the bottom.
#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB2#
Banchamek looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Schlong passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Banchamek!
Banchamek working to try and regain half guard.
Schlong raining down shots from the mount!#SUB#
Schlong is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Banchamek can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Banchamek tries to reverse the position but Schlong maintains control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong controlling from the full mount.
Schlong blocks Banchamek's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Schlong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Long Schlong wins by unanimous decision!
Long Schlong decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 72
Date: Aug 10, 2019 |
#R1#
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Perez.
Perez lands a jab.
Perez misses with a hook.
Perez lands a slapping body shot.
Jab, jab by Perez - just one landing.
Perez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Perez thinking.
Schlong scores with a body shot.
A jab from Perez finds it's way through Schlong's defenses.
Perez misses with a jab to the body
and Schlong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Perez throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Schlong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Schlong looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Perez sprawls well. Perez wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet.#T1#
Schlong fails to land the takedown.
It seemed like Perez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Schlong dives in and grabs Perez's left leg, looking for a takedown. Perez pushes down on Schlong's head and hops out.
Despite the aggression on Perez's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Perez connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Schlong momentarily.
Schlong has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Schlong there as he acknowledges the shot.
Schlong throws a hook but Perez blocks it.
Perez throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Perez jabs Schlong right on the nose. Schlong blinks but takes it well.
Schlong walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Perez looks to land a left hand but Schlong moved out of range nicely.
Perez scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong misses the jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Perez does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Perez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T2#
Perez lands with a straight right. Schlong didn't see that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Perez misses with a looping right.
It looked like Schlong wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong slips a jab from Perez.
A quick step to the side and Schlong tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong ducks right into an uppercut from Perez.
Schlong blocks a jab.
Schlong appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Perez misses its intended target.
Perez misses with an uppercut
and Schlong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Perez might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Perez slips under a jab from Schlong.
Schlong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Perez.
Perez misses with a combination
and Schlong counters with a leg kick.
Perez takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Schlong moves away from the strike by Perez.
Perez swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schlong is looking to counter punch.#T3#
Perez throws a big shot that misses.
Schlong is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Perez throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Schlong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schlong throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Perez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Perez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schlong.
Schlong is looking to wear down Perez with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice uppercut there from Perez.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Perez manages to avoid it.
Perez bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Perez misses with a two punch combination.
Perez misses with an uppercut
and Schlong counters with a nice leg kick.
Perez misses with a hook
#TD#
and Schlong counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. #ES2#
The fighters are working up against the ropes. Perez manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the ropes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC#
Schlong pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Manny Perez is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Perez connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Perez throws an overhand right that lands on Schlong's shoulder, as Schlong tries to avoid the shot. #T4#
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong with a hook.
Schlong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Perez is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Schlong had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Perez swinging wildly here.
Schlong fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Schlong throws a leg kick but Perez checks it.
Perez misses the shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schlong throws out a powerful jab.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Perez misses with a hook
and Schlong makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Schlong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schlong is looking to counter punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Manny Perez dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Perez looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Perez misses with a left hand
and Schlong counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Perez blocks a leg kick.
Manny Perez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Perez throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Perez fails to land with a series of punches.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Perez counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong wants to land a leg kick but Perez is out of range.
Perez lands a jab-cross combination.
Perez takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Perez misses with a wild combination.
Perez looks to land a combination but Schlong avoids it well.
Schlong attempts a counter takedown but Perez avoids it well and moves away.
Perez throws a hook but Schlong blocks it.
Schlong half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Perez.#T1#
Perez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Schlong half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Schlong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Perez in his tracks.
Perez scores with a crisp jab that stopped Schlong in his tracks.
No joy there for Perez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong drops his hands momentarily and Perez takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Schlong throws a nice inside leg kick.
Schlong connects with a single shot there.
Perez jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Schlong fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Perez checks it well.
Schlong defending well as Perez loads up on a big left hand.
Perez has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Perez throws a jab when Schlong was well out of range.
Schlong takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Perez lands a head shot.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Perez.
Perez throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong counters with a straight right hand.
Perez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Perez fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Schlong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Perez misses with a double jab.
#TD#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Schlong was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Perez is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Schlong is controlling him well.
The referee asks Schlong politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Schlong prefers to stall for the moment though.#SUB#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Perez is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the ropes but Schlong has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Perez is not content to let Schlong control the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Perez is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Schlong asserts his dominance and retains side control.#T3##SUB#
Schlong is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Perez knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB#
Schlong tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Perez pushes Schlong away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Schlong gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Perez tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Perez is trying to get back to his feet but Schlong has full control of the position and if anything, Perez has just worked his way into a worse spot.#SUB#
Schlong is persistently looking for the submission but Perez is defending it well.
#T4#
Perez trying to get back to his feet but Schlong is in full control for now. #SUB#
Schlong is persistently looking for the submission but Perez is defending it well.
Perez is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Schlong off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.#SUB#
Perez preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Schlong. #SUB#
Schlong is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
#SUB#
Schlong looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Perez taps!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Long Schlong!
After the fight, Long Schlong was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Manny Perez was interviewed post fight and said 'No one likes seeing their opponent's hand raised, but that just means that they were the better man today. My team at 3Band MMA and I will break down this match and make the proper changes for my next camp.'.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 63
Date: Jul 12, 2019 |
#R1#
Banchamek tries to clinch up.
Schlong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Banchamek with a body shot.#TD2#
Schlong fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Banchamek to the ground. Schlong is now in Banchamek's guard.#SUB#
Banchamek looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Banchamek is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Banchamek is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Banchamek wants to sweep but no luck.
Banchamek is working hard here to advance position.
Schlong is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Banchamek is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Schlong thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB#
Banchamek has his foot on Schlong's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Schlong works his way back into a safe position though.
Banchamek is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at CrossFit Sydney that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Banchamek's guard. #SUB2#
Schlong is working for a submission of some sort.
#T1#
Schlong controlling the pace. #SUB2#
Schlong seems to be looking for submissions.
Schlong has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Banchamek is trying desperately to improve position.
Schlong trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T2#
Schlong sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB2#
Schlong working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Banchamek turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Schlong off and cradles Banchamek's limp body as Schlong celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Long Schlong!
A very excited looking Long Schlong rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 57
Date: Jun 21, 2019 |
#R1#
WhiteBoy misses with a hook to the body
and Schlong counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
WhiteBoy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schlong slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Schlong misses.
Schlong connects with a leg kick. WhiteBoy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Schlong cracks the inside of WhiteBoy's front leg.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and WhiteBoy counters with a straight right hand.
WhiteBoy scores with a jab.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from WhiteBoy.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as WhiteBoy checks a leg kick.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong avoids the body shot from WhiteBoy.
Dirty WhiteBoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong avoids the body shot from WhiteBoy.
Schlong drops down looking to force a counter takedown but WhiteBoy defends it well.
WhiteBoy lands with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slow jab from WhiteBoy misses its intended target. #T1#
Schlong lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Good shot there by WhiteBoy.#TD2#
Schlong looking to score a takedown here. WhiteBoy is defending well but Schlong drives through and ends up in WhiteBoy's guard.
Schlong stops WhiteBoy from standing up.
WhiteBoy is trying to keep Schlong in close.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong slips nicely into half guard.
WhiteBoy trying to hold on to Schlong's head to control him but Schlong postures up.
#SUB2#
Schlong seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. WhiteBoy is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 49
Date: May 18, 2019 |
#R1#
Jab from Guglielmetti.#CL2#
Schlong moves into the clinch.
Schlong misses with some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Schlong.
Guglielmetti is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Schlong lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Guglielmetti. #BC2#
Schlong's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Guglielmetti misses with a double jab.
Guglielmetti throws a right hand that Schlong ducks under and follows up with a left that Schlong also avoids with ease.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Guglielmetti pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Schlong connects with the punch.
Guglielmetti looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.
Good shot there by Schlong.
Schlong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guglielmetti.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guglielmetti misses with a hook. Schlong ducked under it nicely.
Guglielmetti lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Schlong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. #T1#
A jab from Guglielmetti misses.
Schlong tries to counter with a clinch but Guglielmetti shakes him off and moves away.
Schlong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Guglielmetti looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A looping hook to the body misses from Guglielmetti. Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circling - Guglielmetti throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guglielmetti keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schlong thuds a left hand into Guglielmetti's body.
Schlong shoots for a double leg takedown but Guglielmetti sprawls well. He's pushed Schlong's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Guglielmetti works the jab nicely.
Guglielmetti connects with a nice looking jab.
Guglielmetti tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Guglielmetti.
Guglielmetti with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schlong to score with a decent uppercut.#CL2#
Schlong gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Schlong wants to stall.
Guglielmetti pushes Schlong back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#TD2#
Schlong manages to pull guard.
#SUB2#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SU#
Guglielmetti decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Guglielmetti.
Guglielmetti throws an ugly left hook that misses
#TD2#
and Schlong counters with a single leg into guard. Guglielmetti didn't expect that.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Guglielmetti is on top in guard.
#REVR##SUB2#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Guglielmetti gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Schlong controls Guglielmetti momentarily but Guglielmetti frees himself. #SUB2#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T3##SUB2#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Guglielmetti gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Guglielmetti wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.#SUB2#
Schlong has his foot on Guglielmetti's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Guglielmetti works his way back into a safe position though.
Guglielmetti content to stall in guard here. #SUB2#
Guglielmetti avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Guglielmetti wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Schlong holds on and takes a little breather.
Schlong is trying to keep Guglielmetti in close.
#SUB2#
Guglielmetti got a little sloppy there for a moment and Schlong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Guglielmetti has managed to get both his arms back between Schlong's legs - danger averted.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Schlong is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Guglielmetti is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Schlong is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Schlong cracks Guglielmetti with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nice defenses there by Guglielmetti.
Guglielmetti takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Guglielmetti avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schlong fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Guglielmetti avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Guglielmetti thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Guglielmetti misses its intended target.
Schlong lands with a hook. Guglielmetti tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Guglielmetti uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schlong.
Schlong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schlong tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Schlong lunges at Guglielmetti with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Guglielmetti's hand. #T1#
Guglielmetti stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Schlong.
Schlong has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Guglielmetti fails to land with a series of punches.
Schlong lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Schlong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Schlong slips under a jab from Guglielmetti.
Schlong lands with an uppercut that bounces Guglielmetti off the ropes and back into range.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A shot to the liver by Guglielmetti. Beautiful body shot.
Guglielmetti misses with a straight right.
Schlong connects with a single shot there.
Guglielmetti throws a series of punches but Schlong avoids them all with ease.
Matthew Guglielmetti is winning the standup battle so far.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Guglielmetti misses the target.
Schlong connects with a solid leg kick.
Schlong lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slow jab from Schlong misses its intended target.
Guglielmetti throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Schlong stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice defenses there by Schlong.
Guglielmetti fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Guglielmetti misses with a jab to the body
#TD2#
and Schlong counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Schlong.
Guglielmetti working a defensive guard here.
Schlong trying to control but Guglielmetti is working from the bottom.
Schlong passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.#T3#
Guglielmetti trying to control but Schlong postures up.
Guglielmetti is not content to let Schlong control the position.
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Schlong wants to work for an arm triangle but Guglielmetti is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but Guglielmetti is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Schlong to get the leverage. #SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Guglielmetti defends it well.
Guglielmetti is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Schlong's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Schlong's back!
Guglielmetti doesn't have the hooks in and Schlong manages to turn into his guard.
#T4#
Guglielmetti tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Guglielmetti keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Schlong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Guglielmetti trying to keep a closed guard but Schlong is proving a slippery customer.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Guglielmetti is keeping the position.
Schlong trying to control but Guglielmetti is working from the bottom.
Guglielmetti trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Schlong passes easily into side control. Nice work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Guglielmetti lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Guglielmetti.#CUT#
It looks like Long Schlong has been cut.
Guglielmetti missing with a left hand there. Schlong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Guglielmetti throws a left and a right that both miss
and Schlong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schlong scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice uppercut there from Guglielmetti.
Guglielmetti looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.#TD2#
Schlong closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong is keen to just control but Guglielmetti is a slippery customer.
Guglielmetti tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg.
Guglielmetti wants to stand back up but Schlong manages to pass into side control.
You can see the frustration on Guglielmetti's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T1##SUB2#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Schlong looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB2#
Schlong tries for a kimura but Guglielmetti is defending well.
Guglielmetti is trying to improve his position.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Schlong wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Guglielmetti, who protects the arm well.
Guglielmetti manages to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Schlong is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Guglielmetti sees it coming and defends easily.
Schlong is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Schlong wants to take Guglielmetti's back here but Guglielmetti is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Schlong takes Guglielmetti's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Guglielmetti is in trouble. #SUB2#
Schlong looking for the choke from the back. #T3#
Guglielmetti prevents Schlong from getting a body triangle.
Guglielmetti is trying to break free.
Schlong avoiding Guglielmetti 's attempts to control his hands. #SUB2#
Schlong looking for the choke but no joy.
Guglielmetti is in bad spot here.
Guglielmetti is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Schlong controlling from the back.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Guglielmetti knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Guglielmetti for a finish. #SUB2#
Guglielmetti showing good submission defense here.
Schlong doesn't have the hooks in and Guglielmetti manages to turn into his guard.
#SUB2#
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Guglielmetti defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong working a defensive guard but Guglielmetti passes into half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Schlong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Long Schlong wins by unanimous decision!
Long Schlong decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 40
Date: Apr 20, 2019 |
#R1#
Schlong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Durham in his tracks.
No joy there for Durham, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Schlong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Durham tries to clinch but Schlong moves out of range.
Durham fails with a takedown attempt.
Durham has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Durham there as he acknowledges the shot.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Schlong slaps away a takedown attempt from Durham, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Schlong cracks a nice hook into Durham's ribs.
Durham lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Schlong circles away quickly and effectively.
Schlong connects with a right hand. Durham shakes it off.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong scores with a hook to the body. Durham takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Schlong lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Durham misses with a takedown attempt
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Durham. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schlong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Durham's sensitive parts.
Durham throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Durham has time to react.
Durham tries to clinch up.#T1#
Schlong ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A decent looking cross lands there for Schlong.
Durham with a poor takedown
and Schlong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong works Durham's body with a nice hook.
Durham walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Schlong is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Durham had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Durham misses with a two punch combination.
Durham fails with an attempt to clinch.
#TD2#
Durham gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Schlong to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Durham is retaining full guard.
Schlong pushes down on Durham's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB2#
Schlong is trying to work for a kimura but Durham is defending well.
Durham tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg. #T2##SUB2#
Durham is defending against the submission attempts here by Schlong.
Schlong sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Durham is refusing to be controlled, as Schlong sits in half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#SUB2#
Schlong seems to be working for a kimura but Durham defends the submission attempt.#SUB#
Durham looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T3##SUB#
Durham is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily.
Schlong seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Durham does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Schlong might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Durham haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Schlong is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #SUB2#
Schlong with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Durham tries to hold on but Schlong pushes him away. #T4#
Schlong controlling from mount. #SUB2#
Schlong goes for an armbar but Durham turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Durham.
Durham wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Schlong is pulling down on Durham's head. It's preventing any offense from Durham, at least for the moment.
Our spies down at at Runts Academy inform us that Schlong has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Schlong keeping full guard, as Durham tries to pass.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Some wild striking there from Durham.
Durham will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Durham tries to clinch
and Schlong counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#TD#
Schlong gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Durham to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Durham landing some decent shots from guard.
Durham is looking to work some ground and pound but Schlong has wrist control.#SUB2#
Schlong working for a triangle but Durham defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Schlong working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Durham doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Durham manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T1##SUB2#
Schlong working for a triangle but Durham defends it easily.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet.
Durham lands a couple of digs.#SUB2#
Schlong working for submissions but it's allowed Durham to get to half guard.
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Durham is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Nice strikes from Durham there.
Schlong gets full guard.#T2#
Schlong is trying to control the position but Durham postures up.
Durham chips away with some ground and pound.
Durham trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Durham stands and throws Schlong's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom here.
Check out the look on Durham's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Schlong is looking for a sweep.
Schlong takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom here.
Durham is chipping away with strikes.
#T3#
Schlong is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Durham trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Durham has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Durham is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Schlong pulls his head out easily.
Durham blocking the ground and pound attempt from Schlong. #T4#
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Durham defends it. #SUB#
Durham looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Durham looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Schlong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong is trying to control. Durham wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Durham dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Schlong closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Durham's guard.#SUB#
Durham has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Schlong doesn't defend quickly enough and Durham has managed to lock this one up! Can Schlong escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Durham on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mike Durham!
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Event:
Skrap Fights 32
Date: Mar 23, 2019 |
#R1#
Volkov steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schlong.
Nice straight punches there by Schlong. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Schlong.#TD#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Schlong was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Volkov regains half guard.
Schlong trying to control the action but Volkov is working from the bottom.
Volkov is looking for a sweep. Schlong is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong wants to free his trapped foot but Volkov is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB#
Schlong wants to work for an arm triangle but Volkov is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Volkov moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong trying to control but Volkov is working from the bottom. #T1#
Volkov tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Volkov keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass. #SUB2#
Schlong sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Volkov doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Schlong paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Volkov - great work!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ivan Volkov!
A very excited looking Ivan Volkov made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 27
Date: Mar 02, 2019 |
#R1#
Shalit throws a right hand that misses
and Schlong counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Shalit on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Schlong lands a glancing blow to the side of Shalit's head.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shalit moves away.
Shalit lands a head shot.
Schlong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shalit.#TD#
Schlong gets the takedown into side control.
Shalit is trying to work for a sweep but Schlong has mounted him!#SUB#
Schlong is working for a guillotine from mount but Shalit frees his head quite easily.
Shalit is working to get back to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shalit is still trying to improve position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong looking to control but Shalit is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T1#
Shalit is working to get back to half guard.
Shalit tries to lock up and control but Schlong gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Shalit tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Shalit wants to control but Schlong is having none of it.
Schlong tries to control but Shalit wriggling away.
Shalit tries to hold on but Schlong postures up.
Schlong tries to control but Shalit wriggling away. #T2##SUB#
Schlong moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Shalit has worked his arm free - good work by Shalit!
Schlong trying to control the position but Shalit is working away. #SUB#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T3#
Shalit can't do much from the bottom here.
Schlong trying to control the action but Shalit is working from the bottom.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Schlong is really struggling to control Shalit but he's trying to hold on to the position.#SUB#
Schlong tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shalit is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Schlong is controlling him well.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Schlong misses with a hook. Shalit ducked under it nicely.
Schlong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shalit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schlong connects with a jab.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shalit manages to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Schlong.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong swings for the body but Shalit moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Shalit.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
Shalit lands with a slapping head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Shalit wants to clinch up but Schlong keeps it at a distance.
Shalit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schlong.
Shalit misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Schlong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shalit.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Schlong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shalit.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shalit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shalit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schlong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Shalit cracks Schlong with a right hand to the side of the head.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
#CL2#
and Shalit counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Schlong throws a head punch that misses.
Shalit tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Schlong just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Schlong's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shalit misses with a body punch.
#T1#
Shalit scores with a hook to the body.
Shalit blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shalit blocks an uppercut.
#TD2#
Shalit gets control of Schlong's arms and successfully pulls guard. Shalit will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Shalit swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shalit can do to turn this around?
Shalit controlling the position.
Shalit is wriggling around but Schlong manages to pass to half guard.
#SUB#
Shalit makes his way to full guard, as Schlong worked for a kimura.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Shalit is keeping the position.#T2#
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Shalit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Shalit looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but Shalit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Long Schlong overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Shalit is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Schlong looking to sit in guard and control but Shalit gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB##T3#
Schlong working a defensive guard but Shalit passes into half guard.
#SUB#
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Shalit wants to free his trapped foot but Schlong is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Schlong tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Shalit has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Schlong tries to hold on but Shalit pushes him away. #T4##SUB2#
Shalit moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Schlong has worked his arm free - good work by Schlong!
Schlong is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Schlong reaches up around Shalit's neck trying to control. But Shalit takes advantage instantly and he's locked on an arm triangle! Big trouble for Schlong! Oh that looks nasty! A human being's head is not meant to turn that color! Schlong is out! He's gone limp! The ref steps in to break the fighters up and Shalit celebrates the victory with the fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Elazar Shalit!
After winning the bout, Elazar Shalit thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
Skrap Fights 19
Date: Feb 02, 2019 |
#R1#
Khamcham moves out of range as Schlong strikes.
Khamcham looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schlong misses with a shot to the body
and Khamcham connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schlong attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Khamcham scores with a crisp jab that stopped Schlong in his tracks. #CL#
Khamcham instigates a clinch.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike.
A short right from Schlong on the inside.
Khamcham looking to throw knees to the head but Schlong is blocking nicely.
Khamcham looking to throw knees to the head but Schlong is blocking nicely.
Schlong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Khamcham blocks it with crossed arms.
A right handed body shot lands from Schlong.
Schlong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike from Khamcham.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Khamcham.
Khamcham misses with a knee to the head.
Schlong lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khamcham tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Khamcham throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schlong misses with a punch on the inside.
Khamcham blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Khamcham with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
#T1#
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Schlong just misses with a elbow thrown towards Khamcham's brow.
Schlong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Khamcham looking to throw knees to the head but Schlong is blocking nicely.
Schlong throws a head punch that misses.
Khamcham with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schlong is struggling to control the position.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Khamcham misses with a knee strike.
Schlong being controlled against the ropes.
Schlong avoiding damage as Khamcham throws knees to the body.
Schlong misses with a punch on the inside.
Khamcham connects with a nasty looking knee right to Schlong's face.
Khamcham lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Schlong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schlong scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schlong pushes Khamcham back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schlong avoids the elbow strike from Khamcham, against the ropes.
Schlong lands a nice uppercut.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
Schlong lands a body shot.
Khamcham lands an elbow just above Schlong 's eye.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
Khamcham is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Khamcham blocking some punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Schlong scores with a hook to the body.#BC2#
Schlong escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Khamcham tries to close the distance and clinch but Schlong swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Schlong throws the left hand but Khamcham avoids the punch easily.#CL#
Khamcham closes the distance and clinches.
Khamcham throws a knee to the head but misses.
Khamcham stalling in the clinch but Schlong improves position.
Schlong throws an elbow that misses.
A short right from Schlong on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A nice right hand lands inside from Schlong.
Khamcham is trying to stall.
Khamcham throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Schlong blocks it with crossed arms. #T3#
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schlong lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schlong misses with a knee to the head.
Khamcham pushes off an throws an elbow but Schlong leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Schlong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schlong lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Schlong lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Schlong misses with some punches.
Schlong with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schlong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schlong lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Khamcham misses with a knee to the head.
Khamcham misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schlong misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Khamcham tries a knee to the head but Schlong blocks it.
Schlong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Schlong struggles to land a body shot inside as Khamcham controls his hands.
#T4#
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land. #BC#
Khamcham breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Schlong lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khamcham misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Schlong misses with a straight left.
Khamcham misses with a body kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Khamcham throws a series of punches but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong punishes Khamcham's body with a nice straight punch.
Khamcham slips a jab from Schlong.
Khamcham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL#
Khamcham clinches.
Khamcham throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schlong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Khamcham blocks it with crossed arms.
Schlong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Khamcham throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Schlong blocks it with crossed arms.
Schlong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schlong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Schlong swats away the attempt to clinch by Khamcham.
Schlong misses with a hook. Khamcham ducked under it nicely.
Schlong scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Khamcham lands with a kick to the temple. Schlong shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Khamcham looks to land a left hand but Schlong moved out of range nicely.
A lazy left from Schlong finds it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Khamcham does a little dance to reset his feet.
Siwa Khamcham is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Khamcham chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Schlong can pounce on him.
Khamcham scores with a jab to the body.
Khamcham tries to clinch up.
Khamcham throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Khamcham moves in looking to clinch but Schlong pushes him off.
Schlong lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Khamcham throws a sloppy head kick and Schlong moves out of range easily.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Khamcham.
Long Schlong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Khamcham lands with a thumping leg kick.
#CL#
Khamcham takes the fight into the clinch.
Schlong lands a left hand that snaps the head of Khamcham backwards. #T1#
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Schlong creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Khamcham tries a knee to the head but Schlong blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Schlong.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Khamcham looking to stall.
Schlong misses with a hook from the clinch.
Schlong misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Schlong.
Schlong takes an elbow to the forehead.
Schlong lands a right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Schlong in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Khamcham stalling in the clinch but Schlong improves position.
Schlong looking to stall.
Khamcham tries to land knees in the clinch but Schlong avoids the damage to the body.
Schlong struggles to land a body shot inside as Khamcham controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Schlong throws a knee to the head but misses.
Khamcham blocks an uppercut.
#T2#
Schlong misses with the head strike.
Khamcham prevents a body shot from Schlong.
Schlong doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schlong.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong lands a shot to the body.
Schlong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schlong misses with the head strike.
Khamcham throws an elbow but it misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #BC#
Khamcham pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Khamcham scores with a punch to the head.
Khamcham misses with an attempted mid kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schlong! But no joy.
Khamcham walks into a jab.
Khamcham slips a straight right by Schlong.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Khamcham is out of range.
Khamcham wants to clinch up but Schlong keeps it at a distance.
Schlong takes a swing at Khamcham's ribcage but misses. #T3##CL#
Khamcham clinches with his opponent.
Khamcham takes a shot to the head.
Khamcham misses with a knee to the head.
Schlong lands a left hand.
Khamcham lands a hook that snaps the head of Schlong backwards.
Schlong managing to block the knees to the body from Khamcham.
A nice left hand lands by Schlong.
Schlong scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schlong creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Schlong landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Schlong misses with a punch on the inside.
Khamcham is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Schlong is keeping busy.
Schlong working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Schlong tries to throw a body punch but Khamcham avoids it by throwing Schlong back against the ropes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong lands a left hand.
Schlong pushes Khamcham back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Schlong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Khamcham blocks an elbow strike.
Khamcham is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.#T4#
Schlong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Khamcham misses with a knee strike.
Schlong is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short right from Schlong.
Schlong presses Khamcham against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Schlong lands a shoulder strike.
Schlong trying to land knees to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Schlong stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Khamcham blocks an elbow strike from Schlong.
Schlong misses with a knee strike.
Khamcham is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Schlong is leaning against Khamcham and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schlong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schlong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schlong lands with a short shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Khamcham's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Khamcham gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Khamcham looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schlong digs a good hook to Khamcham's body.
Khamcham uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Schlong.
Khamcham tries to clinch but Schlong moves away
and Schlong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Khamcham stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Schlong.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Khamcham tries to clinch there but Schlong circles away.
Khamcham closes the distance looking to clinch
and Schlong counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Schlong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Khamcham manages to avoid it.
Khamcham looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Khamcham will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schlong throws a solid leg kick but Khamcham takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Schlong.#T1#
Khamcham walks into a left hand. #CL#
Schlong gets tackled into the ropes by Khamcham. Khamcham maintains the clinch.
Khamcham looking to slow down the pace here.
Schlong lands with a short shot to the head.
Khamcham lands a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schlong.
Khamcham lands a nice elbow.
Schlong misses with some punches.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Khamcham using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Schlong has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#BC2#
Schlong breaks from the clinch.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Khamcham's sensitive parts.
A left lands for Schlong.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jab from Schlong.
Khamcham misses with a low kick.
Schlong swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T2#
Khamcham takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Khamcham tries to close the distance and clinch but Schlong swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Schlong lands with a hook. Khamcham tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Khamcham misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It seemed like Schlong was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Schlong cracks Khamcham with a right hand to the side of the head.
Schlong stuns Khamcham with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#CL#
Khamcham moves into the clinch.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Schlong pushes Khamcham back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Khamcham's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Khamcham throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Schlong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schlong.
Schlong swings wildly with an uppercut but Khamcham uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Khamcham trying to land knees to the body.
Schlong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T3#
A short right from Schlong.
Khamcham with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Schlong lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Khamcham tries a knee to the head but Schlong blocks it.
Khamcham with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schlong throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Khamchams head.
Khamcham looking to slow down the pace here.
Schlong pushes off an throws an elbow but Khamcham leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike from Khamcham.
Still in the clinch, Schlong scores with a nice short uppercut.
Khamcham is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike from Khamcham.
A body shot lands from Schlong.
A knee to the head by Khamcham.
Schlong lands a left hand.
Khamcham can't break the clinch.
#T4#
Schlong wants to stall.
Schlong lands a right hand that snaps the head of Khamcham backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong tries a body shot but Khamcham blocks it.
Schlong lands a body punch.
Schlong swings wildly with an uppercut but Khamcham uses good head movement to avoid it.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Long Schlong seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Schlong with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike.
Schlong misses with a knee to the head.
Khamcham looking to throw knees to the head but Schlong is blocking nicely.
Khamcham wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Khamcham goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Khamcham has had enough of the clinch but Schlong keeps him there for the moment.
Khamcham blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Siwa Khamcham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Khamcham throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Schlong blocks it with crossed arms.
Schlong tries to land knees in the clinch but Khamcham avoids the damage to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Long Schlong!
Long Schlong wins by unanimous decision!
Long Schlong bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Event:
MMAHelsinki - 28
Date: Dec 29, 2018 |
#R1##TD#
RoboTessin is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Schlong's half guard.#SUB#
RoboTessin is working for a kimura here but Schlong manages to reverse the position and he's now in RoboTessin's guard.
RoboTessin is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Schlong trying to control the position from guard on top but RoboTessin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong with a flurry of punches that miss. #SUB#
RoboTessin looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Schlong is defending well. RoboTessin quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Schlong has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! RoboTessin celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Randy RoboTessin!
A relieved looking Randy RoboTessin thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
MMAHelsinki - 25
Date: Dec 08, 2018 |
#R1#
Khamcham is looking to clinch but Schlong is avoiding it.
Khamcham throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Schlong swings for the body but Khamcham moves out of range.
#TD#
Schlong closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Khamcham holds on to Schlong's head and controls the position momentarily. #SUB#
Schlong thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Schlong thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB#
Schlong goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Khamcham has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Schlong but great work by Khamcham.
Khamcham wants to stand but Schlong has his arm trapped.
Schlong is looking to regain half guard here but Khamcham keeps moving and retains side control. #T1#
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Schlong definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Schlong is trying to improve his position.
Khamcham staying calm.
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Khamcham wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SU2#
Khamcham stands up. #CL2#
Khamcham gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T2#
Khamcham misses with an elbow over the top.
Schlong lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schlong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Khamcham's elbow.
Stalling in the clinch from Khamcham.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but Schlong blocks with his arms.
Khamcham blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Khamcham looking to stall.
Khamcham blocking some punches.
Schlong is working for takedown but Khamcham is calmly controlling the position for now.
Khamcham wants to stall.
Khamcham looking to throw knees to the head but Schlong is blocking nicely.
The referee is keeping an eye on Khamcham - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Khamcham blocking some punches.
#T3#
Khamcham stops a takedown attempt from Schlong.
Khamcham tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schlong's elbow.
Khamcham tries a knee to the head but Schlong blocks it.
#BC2#
Khamcham manages to break the clinch.
Khamcham moves out of range as Schlong strikes.
Schlong scores with a shot to the body.
Khamcham fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Schlong.
Khamcham wants to clinch.
Khamcham tries to clinch up.
Khamcham looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Schlong displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Khamcham. #T4#
Khamcham tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schlong swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Khamcham throws a head kick that misses
and Schlong counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Schlong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Khamcham tries to clinch up but Schlong circles away and keeps his distance.#CL#
Schlong pushes Khamcham up against the cage in a clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Khamcham is pressed up against the cage. Schlong has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Khamcham down to the mat. Khamcham avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schlong connects with a leg kick. Khamcham looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Khamcham lands a nice looking kick to the body. Schlong takes a step back to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Khamcham.
Khamcham moves to clinch but Schlong breaks away #TD#
and Schlong counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Khamcham! #SUB#
Schlong tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Schlong working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Khamcham instigates a clinch.
Khamcham misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schlong.
Schlong softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Schlong fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong misses with the head strike.
Schlong drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Khamcham leaning against his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Khamcham pressing his opponent against the cage.
Khamcham tries to work over Schlong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Schlong takes an elbow to the forehead. #BC2#
Khamcham breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Schlong paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Khamcham doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
Schlong throws a nice inside leg kick. #TD#
Schlong manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Khamcham on his heels. He'll look to pass Khamcham's guard now, I'm sure.#ES2#
Khamcham pushes Schlong off and scrambles back to his feet.
Siwa Khamcham is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Khamcham tries to clinch but Schlong is having none of it.
Schlong was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Schlong lands a jab to Khamcham's midsection.
Schlong throws a hook to the side of Khamcham's head but Khamcham sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schlong comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Schlong is looking to wear down Khamcham with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Schlong misses with a straight right.
Khamcham tries to clinch but Schlong moves out of range. #T2#
Khamcham throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Schlong's head.#CL2#
Khamcham rushes Schlong and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Khamcham utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Schlong blocks an elbow strike from Khamcham.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Khamcham.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Khamcham leaning his opponent against the cage.
Schlong makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Schlong lands with a short shot to the head.
Schlong drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Khamcham tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
#T3#
Schlong is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Schlong jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Khamcham walks away with a smile on his face. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Long Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schlong avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Schlong fires out a quick counter leg kick but Khamcham just manages to avoid it.
Khamcham tries to clinch there but Schlong circles away.
Long Schlong is winning the standup battle so far.
Schlong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schlong takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
#CL#
Schlong moves into range and clinches up with Khamcham.
Schlong goes for a takedown attempt but Khamcham pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Khamcham looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A little feinted left hand from Schlong on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Khamcham scores with a nice head shot.
Schlong misses the jab.
Khamcham tries to clinch but fails miserably #TD#
and Schlong counters with a single leg into guard. Khamcham didn't expect that.
Khamcham looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T4#
Khamcham pulls Schlong in close to prevent any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Khamcham is keeping the position for now.
Khamcham is looking to stand up but Schlong isn't so interested in that idea.
Schlong trying to control but Khamcham is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Schlong is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Khamcham is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Khamcham has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB##SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Schlong lunges at Khamcham with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Khamcham's hand.
Schlong lands with an overhand left.
Khamcham looks to clinch #TD#
so Schlong counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Khamcham is retaining full guard.
Khamcham looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schlong slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB#
Schlong looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khamcham can't do much from the bottom here. #ES2#
Khamcham explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! #T1#
The fighters circling - Schlong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Khamcham uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Khamcham is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Khamcham misses with a looping left.
Schlong throws a hook but Khamcham avoids it easily.
Khamcham misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Khamcham lands a high kick!
Schlong swings for the body but Khamcham moves out of range.
Khamcham looks to clinch
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schlong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Khamcham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T2##CL2#
Khamcham gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Schlong lands with a light punch inside.
Schlong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Khamcham.
Khamcham misses with a knee strike.
Schlong is leaning against Khamcham and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Schlong scores with a shot to the side of Khamcham's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD#
Schlong has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Khamcham uses from the top position.
Schlong looking to control.
Khamcham wants to get up but he can't break Schlong's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SUB#
Schlong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Khamcham controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T3##SUB#
Schlong looking for a guillotine here but Khamcham defends easily.
Khamcham looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Let's hope that Khamcham has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Khamcham is looking to stand up but Schlong won't let him. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Khamcham doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
Khamcham has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Khamcham there as he acknowledges the shot.
Khamcham fails in his attempt to clinch.
Khamcham wants to clinch.
A jab from Schlong finds it's way through Khamcham's defenses.
Khamcham tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schlong swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Schlong half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Siwa Khamcham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CL2#
Khamcham moves into the clinch successfully.
Khamcham blocking some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Schlong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Siwa Khamcham!
Siwa Khamcham tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Event:
MMAHelsinki - 21
Date: Nov 16, 2018 |
#R1#
Cardona gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cardona lands a slapping body shot.
Schlong throws out a leg kick but Cardona moves out of range and Schlong only half commits.
Cardona misses with a body kick.
We've been hearing reports that Schlong has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Cardona scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Schlong checks a leg kick.#CL#
Schlong closes the distance and clinches.
Cardona misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cardona misses with a body punch.
Cardona swings wildly with an uppercut but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cardona goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cardona lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A hook to the body from Cardona.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cardona struggles to land a body shot inside as Schlong controls his hands.
Cardona throws a head punch that misses.
Cardona lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schlong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cardona's elbow.
Cardona throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
A head punch on the inside from Schlong fails to land.
Cardona throws a punch but it's blocked by Schlong.
Schlong tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Schlong lands with a right to the head. #TD#
Schlong is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Cardona can't fight it off and eventually Schlong manages to take the fight to the floor. Cardona looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Schlong trying to control but Cardona is working from the bottom.
Cardona has control of Schlong's left arm, preventing Schlong from doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong throwing strikes from guard but Cardona blocks nicely.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cardona is keeping the position for now. #T2#
Cardona managing to control the position.
Cardona is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong looking to sit in guard and control but Cardona gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Cardona won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
#T3#
Schlong pulls Cardona in close to prevent any damage.
Cardona is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Schlong wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Cardona is now in half guard. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Schlong has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cardona is working away from the top position though.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Cardona is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong is positioning himself well to prevent Cardona advancing to mount. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cardona throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong counters with an outside leg kick.
Cardona connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Schlong momentarily.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cardona throws out the jab.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cardona drops his hands momentarily and Schlong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cardona looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.
Schlong half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.#TD#
Schlong throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cardona was covering up waiting for the punch and Schlong finishes the takedown easily into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Calixto Cardona will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Cardona does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cardona paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#ROC2#
Schlong is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Long Schlong has been cut.
Schlong leaves his chin hanging out and Cardona seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Schlong crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Calixto Cardona!
Calixto Cardona is the new featherweight champion!
Calixto Cardona decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
MMAHelsinki - 17
Date: Oct 20, 2018 |
#R1#
Iceman swinging wildly here.
Iceman misses with a two punch combination.
Iceman avoids the body shot from Schlong.
Iceman throws a right hand that misses
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schlong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schlong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Iceman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Schlong dips to his left and cracks Iceman with an uppercut!#TD#
Schlong shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Iceman napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Iceman manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong stops Iceman from getting back to his feet.
Schlong with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T1#
Schlong is looking to advance position but Iceman won't allow it.
Schlong controlling the action here.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Iceman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Iceman misses with a two punch combination.
Schlong scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Iceman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Iceman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Iceman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Iceman manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Iceman . Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Iceman 's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Schlong connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Iceman scrambles back to his feet.
Schlong moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#ROC#
Iceman is rocked!
A nice leg kick lands there from Schlong.
Iceman is still on wobbly legs! Can Schlong finish him?
Iceman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A shot to the liver by Schlong. Beautiful body shot.
Iceman misses with a body shot.
Schlong scores with a jab. Iceman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Schlong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Iceman misses with a double jab.
Schlong pounces like a tiger and cracks Iceman with a vicious hook! Iceman is down but not out! Schlong follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong is the new featherweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Long Schlong started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Event:
MMAHelsinki - 11
Date: Sep 15, 2018 |
#R1#
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Khamcham doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
Khamcham is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Schlong connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Khamcham keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schlong.
No luck for Khamcham with that takedown attempt.
Schlong has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Khamcham is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Khamcham checks the leg kick nicely there.
Khamcham looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Khamcham is just out of range.
Khamcham tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Schlong defends well and Khamcham ends up having to push Schlong into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Siwa Khamcham. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Khamcham takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Schlong tries to work over Khamcham's front leg with a kick but Khamcham checks it.
Khamcham shoots in but no luck this time.
Khamcham shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #T1#
Khamcham lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Schlong circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice uppercut lands for Schlong. That snapped Khamcham's head back.
Schlong throws a hook but Khamcham blocks it.
Schlong swats away the attempt to clinch by Khamcham.
Khamcham takes one to the chin there.
Khamcham has his takedown stuffed
and Schlong counters with a body kick.
Khamcham keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schlong scores with a shot to the body.
Schlong missing with a left hand there. Khamcham was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #TD2#
Schlong gets a takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schlong trying to mount his opponent but Khamcham defends it. #T2#
Schlong stalling.
Schlong uses his free foot to push down on Khamcham's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Khamcham.
Schlong looking to control but Khamcham is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Khamcham is desperately trying to improve his position but Schlong has a good base and remains in mount.
Schlong sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Khamcham is wriggling around trying to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Khamcham is working hard here to advance position.
Schlong trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Khamcham tries to lock up and control but Schlong gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Schlong is trying to take his opponent's back.
Khamcham wants to hold on but Schlong pushes him away.
Schlong controlling from mount.
Khamcham is trying desperately to improve position.
Schlong unloads with some shots from mount but Khamcham bucks and avoids them well.
#T4#
Khamcham is trying to escape the mount but Schlong keeps good control and instead manages to take Khamcham's back.
Khamcham prevents Schlong from getting a body triangle.#SUB2#
Schlong is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Khamcham knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Khamcham for a finish.
Schlong just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Schlong tries to keep control of the position but Khamcham is staying busy.
Schlong slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Khamcham is keeping busy.
Schlong controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Khamcham clinches up with Schlong and pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Khamcham pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A chopping leg kick lands by Schlong.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Khamcham misses with a takedown attempt
and Schlong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Khamcham's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Schlong connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Khamcham scrambles back to his feet.
Schlong scores with a jab.
Schlong has a takedown stuffed.#TD2#
Schlong fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Khamcham to the ground. Schlong is now in Khamcham's guard.#SUB#
Khamcham looking for subs off his back but Schlong has passed one foot through into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Khamcham wants to get back to full guard but Schlong has mounted him!#T1#
Schlong controlling from mount.
Schlong is looking to work his way around to Khamcham's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position. #SUB2#
Schlong is working for a guillotine from mount but Khamcham frees his head quite easily.
Long Schlong has got the better of the ground game so far.
Schlong prevents Khamcham from getting the reversal.
Khamcham wants to hold on but Schlong pushes him away.
Schlong controlling from the full mount. #T2#
Schlong is looking to work his way around to Khamcham's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Schlong content just to control the position here.
Khamcham tries to hold on but Schlong postures up.
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Khamcham is looking to escape.
Khamcham has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Schlong is trying to control but Khamcham is trying to escape here - he's now mounted.
#T3##SUB2#
Schlong looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Khamcham is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Schlong trying to control but he's not successful this time. #SUB2#
Schlong looking to secure an arm triangle but Khamcham defends it well.
Khamcham prevents Schlong from taking his back.#T4#
Schlong can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Khamcham is looking to escape.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Khamcham wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.#SUB2#
Schlong looking for the RNC. #SUB2#
Schlong has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB2#
Khamcham fending off the submission attempt from Schlong.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong is hanging on to Khamcham's back as he tries to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Khamcham ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
Khamcham shoots in but Schlong avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Khamcham tries to clinch up.
It seemed like Schlong was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Schlong scores with a jab.
Khamcham shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Schlong but Schlong pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Schlong lands a right hook to the body.
Schlong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Khamcham attempts a counter takedown but Schlong avoids it well and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khamcham fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Siwa Khamcham. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice body punch from Schlong. #T1#
Schlong throws a lazy right hand but Khamcham sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Khamcham tries to counter with a takedown but Schlong is quick to defend against it.
Khamcham takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Khamcham.
Schlong works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#TD2#
Khamcham tries to sprawl but Schlong drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Khamcham tries to get to full guard but Schlong has control of the leg.
Schlong trying to control the action but Khamcham is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Schlong is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Khamcham looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T2#
Schlong is trying to control the action in half guard but Khamcham is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Schlong wants to pass to mount but Khamcham is defending the position.
Schlong controlling the action here.
Schlong is pressing down on Khamcham's thigh, looking to free his foot. Khamcham is holding on for now.
Schlong is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T3#
Khamcham is pressing down on Schlong's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Schlong with a flurry of punches that miss.
Schlong stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Khamcham swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Khamcham moves away.
Khamcham seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Khamcham shoots in and drives through. Schlong sprawls well.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Schlong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Khamcham ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
Khamcham fails to land the takedown.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Khamcham pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Schlong connects with a body shot that sends Khamcham's belly button to the back.
Schlong throws a low kick but Khamcham moves out of range easily.
Khamcham moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Khamcham tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Schlong jabs at Khamcham's body.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Siwa Khamcham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Khamcham misses with a double jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Schlong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
In his post fight interview, Long Schlong started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Event:
MMAHelsinki - 6
Date: Aug 19, 2018 |
#R1#
Schlong digs a good body shot into Art Of Finishing 's ribs.
Art Of Finishing tries to clinch but Schlong is having none of it.
Schlong throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Art Of Finishing stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Art Of Finishing tries to clinch up but Schlong circles away and keeps his distance.
Art Of Finishing swinging wildly here.
Schlong tests Art Of Finishing 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong thuds a left hand into Art Of Finishing 's body.
Schlong lands a lovely overhand right.
Art Of Finishing scores with a one two! Schlong had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Schlong throws a jab when Art Of Finishing was well out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Schlong.
Art Of Finishing fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
#T1#
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong lands with a right hand. #ROC2#
Art Of Finishing is rocked!
Schlong lands a nice looking body shot.
Oh Art Of Finishing is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schlong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Art Of Finishing seems to have got his legs back now.
Art Of Finishing throws a nice looking combination but Schlong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Schlong tests Art Of Finishing 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Art Of Finishing on the side of the head.
Schlong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Art Of Finishing is out of range.
Schlong lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Art Of Finishing takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice uppercut lands for Art Of Finishing . That snapped Schlong's head back.
Schlong lands a nice shot to the body.
Art Of Finishing really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2#
Schlong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schlong ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice jab there from Schlong.
Schlong batters Art Of Finishing with a massive right followed by a huge left! Art Of Finishing is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Schlong lands a final crushing right hand to drop Art Of Finishing to the mat with a gruesome thud! Schlong is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Long Schlong!
In his post fight interview, Long Schlong started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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