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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 31, 2018 |
#R1#
Lamalmar lands with a good body shot.
A Cunt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lamalmar counters with a nice body shot.
Lamalmar clobbers A Cunt with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A Cunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A Cunt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lamalmar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A Cunt on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A Cunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lamalmar has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Extreme Training Facility in the buildup to the fight.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lamalmar.
Lamalmar lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lamalmar connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A Cunt misses with a wild combination.
Lamalmar tests A Cunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A Cunt throws a series of punches but Lamalmar moves out of range.
BOOM! Lamalmar lands a beautiful left hook that drops A Cunt. A Cunt tries to recover but Lamalmar is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and A Cunt lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leeroy Lamalmar!
A very excited looking Leeroy Lamalmar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt was interviewed post fight and said 'I might have lost but at least I am not a pedo... Like mohammed'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 05, 2018 |
#R1#
Ortiz tries to clinch up but A Cunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Despite the aggression on A Cunt's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Ortiz throws a combination. A Cunt tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ortiz cracks a nice hook into A Cunt's ribs.
A Cunt throws a big shot that misses.
Jab, jab by Ortiz - just one landing.
Crunch! Ortiz slams his shin into A Cunt's torso.
A Cunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A Cunt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A Cunt throws a jab when Ortiz was well out of range.
Ortiz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A Cunt slips a jab and a cross from Ortiz.
A Cunt fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A Cunt will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A Cunt throws a head kick that misses.
A Cunt fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cal Ortiz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Tycoon A Cunt.
Ortiz moves away from the strike by A Cunt.
Ortiz wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
The fighters circling - A Cunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ortiz definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A head kick from Ortiz lands but A Cunt takes it in his stride.
Ortiz slips under a jab from A Cunt.#T1#
A Cunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ortiz listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A Cunt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A Cunt on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Ortiz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from A Cunt.
A Cunt throws a head kick but Ortiz moves out of range.
A Cunt misses with a left hand
and Ortiz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ortiz scores with a spinning back kick!
Ortiz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on A Cunt. That did some damage!
A head kick misses from A Cunt.
A Cunt takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
An inside leg kick lands from Ortiz.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A Cunt misses with a wild combination.
Ortiz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. A Cunt looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A Cunt avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
#T2#
Ortiz staying out of range there.
Ortiz lands an overhand right.
A Cunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Ortiz is just out of range.
A Cunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz doesn't manage to clinch there - A Cunt circles away.
No joy there for A Cunt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Donk. A Cunt catches Ortiz right on the button with a cross.
Ortiz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ortiz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ortiz is breathing heavily.
Ortiz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on A Cunt if he has to take too many more of those.
A Cunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ortiz moves away.#TD#
Ortiz shoots in and gets a takedown into A Cunt's guard.#ES2#
A Cunt pushes Ortiz off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
A Cunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ortiz moves away.#TD2#
A Cunt shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
A Cunt lands with a punch from half guard. #T3#
Ground and pound from A Cunt.
A Cunt landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
A Cunt is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #SUB2#
A Cunt is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by A Cunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 20, 2018 |
#R1#
A Cunt throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and Ying Lo counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for A Cunt!
Ying Lo works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Ying Lo is putting a hurting on A Cunt here, landing some big shots from side control.
A Cunt keeping his opponent close.
Ying Lo landing strikes.
Ying Lo looks up at the clock and then as A Cunt takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Ying Lo smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
A Cunt taking punishment in the form of punches.
A Cunt on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A Cunt tries to buck Ying Lo off but Ying Lo is having none of it.
Ying Lo wants to lay and pray for a moment but A Cunt keeps working.
Ying Lo cracks A Cunt with a big elbow.
A Cunt taking punishment in the form of punches.
#ROC#
A Cunt is rocked!#T1#
A big shot lands for Ying Lo! That's hurt A Cunt! Will he recover? Ying Lo fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lei Ying Lo!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 17, 2018 |
#R1#
A Cunt misses with a few strikes there.
A Cunt lands a head kick!
#CL2#
Jax pushes A Cunt up against the cage in a clinch.
A Cunt being controlled against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on A Cunt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Jax lands a right hand. #BC2#
Jax escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
No joy there for A Cunt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jax should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Jax throws a sloppy head kick and A Cunt moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jax steps to the side to avoid the strikes from A Cunt.#TD#
A Cunt looking for a takedown here - he's got it.#ES2#
Jax pushes A Cunt off and scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Jax takes the fight into the clinch. #T1##TD2#
Jax pulls A Cunt into guard.
A Cunt cracks Jax with a solid left hand.#SUB#
A Cunt drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and A Cunt jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
A Cunt has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A Cunt sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jax can't keep his opponent in guard - A Cunt advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. A Cunt lands a nice short elbow.
Jax trying to hold on to A Cunt's head to control him but A Cunt postures up.
#SUB#
A Cunt seems to be looking for submissions.
A Cunt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T2#
Jax is trying to control but can't.
#SU#
A Cunt decides to stand up.
Jax tries to land a front kick but A Cunt steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#TD2#
Jax shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. #ES#
A Cunt wriggles free and stands up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A Cunt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jax misses with a double jab.
It looked like A Cunt was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jax.#CL2#
Jax drives through and clinches with A Cunt against the cage.
A Cunt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #TD2#
Jax gets control of A Cunt's arms and successfully pulls guard. Jax will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
A Cunt throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jax works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jax keeping moving, preventing A Cunt from controlling successfully.
A Cunt working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T3#
Jax is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jax has momentary wrist control but A Cunt slips an elbow through the middle.
Jax is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A Cunt postures up and lands a big shot to Jax's brow.
A Cunt is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
A Cunt sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB2#
Jax looking for a guillotine here but A Cunt defends easily.
Jax looks winded!
A Cunt showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A Cunt wants to control from the top but Jax keeps moving.
A Cunt is really struggling to control Jax but he's trying to hold on to the position.
A Cunt is working Jax over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
A Cunt keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jax's head.
A Cunt engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
A Cunt with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Jax keeping moving, preventing A Cunt from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Jax defending well as A Cunt loads up on a big left hand.
Jax steps to the side to avoid the strikes from A Cunt.
A Cunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Jax connects with a body shot.
A Cunt misses with a left hand #CL2#
and Jax holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #BC2#
Jax breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A Cunt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A Cunt throws an overhand right that lands on Jax's shoulder, as Jax tries to avoid the shot.
A Cunt lands with a kick to the temple. Jax shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A Cunt takes a swing at Jax's ribcage but misses.
A Cunt throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Jax closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#TD2#
Jax has hold of one of A Cunt's legs. A Cunt is fighting the takedown attempt but Jax gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A Cunt keeping moving, preventing Jax from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB#
Jax got a little sloppy there for a moment and A Cunt has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jax has managed to get both his arms back between A Cunt's legs - danger averted.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as A Cunt holds on and takes a little breather. #ES#
A Cunt has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Jax has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
A Cunt tries to stall but Jax uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
#TD2#
Jax jumps guard.
A Cunt content to stall in guard here.
Jax controls A Cunt momentarily but A Cunt frees himself. #T2#
A Cunt throws a strike but Jax rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
A Cunt wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
A Cunt will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jax trying to control but A Cunt is working from the bottom.
Jax must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jax being controlled here momentarily.
A Cunt looking for a sweep. Not yet A Cunt, not yet.
A Cunt seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T3#
Jax trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jax accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A Cunt pulls Jax in close to prevent any damage.
Jax scoring with some ground and pound.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as A Cunt holds on and takes a little breather. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
A Cunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jax circles away quickly and effectively.
A Cunt throws a body shot but no joy. #TD2#
Jax shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
A Cunt is refusing to be controlled, as Jax sits in half guard. #ES#
A Cunt manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Jax keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. #TD2#
Jax has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed A Cunt clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
A Cunt staying busy and making it hard for Jax to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mike Tycoon A Cunt will probably get the nod.
That's time! A Cunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3##TD#
A Cunt drives through with a takedown into guard. #SUB#
A Cunt thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
A Cunt content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
A Cunt throws a big elbow that misses.
A Cunt throwing strikes from guard but Jax blocks nicely. #ES2#
Jax pushes A Cunt off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. #CL2#
Jax rushes A Cunt and presses him up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A Cunt misses with some punches.
Jax leaning his opponent against the cage.
A Cunt has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jax is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#T1#
A Cunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Jax won't allow it.
A Cunt is trying to push Jax away but Jax has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A Cunt trying to control the position but instead, Jax has worked for underhooks and has pushed A Cunt into the cage.#TD#
A Cunt has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Jax is trying to keep an underhook but A Cunt manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. A Cunt lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jax manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
A Cunt preventing the sweep.
A Cunt postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#SUB#
A Cunt postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Jax is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of A Cunt, into his guard. #REVB#
A Cunt is trying to control the position but Jax postures up. #T2##SUB2#
Jax drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but A Cunt manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Jax has A Cunt in his guard.#REVR#
A Cunt scoring with some ground and pound.
A Cunt looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Jax has momentary wrist control but A Cunt slips an elbow through the middle.
Jax is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T3#
A Cunt pushing down on Jax's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
A Cunt working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
A Cunt working Jax over with strikes.
A Cunt moves into full mount! Jax won't be happy about that!
A Cunt dominating with strikes here.
A Cunt controlling his opponent.
Jax takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, A Cunt cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
A Cunt controlling from the full mount.
A Cunt with good strikes from the mount here!
A Cunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jax can do to turn this around?#T4#
A Cunt has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jax's face.
A Cunt lands a big shot there that rocks Jax but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A Cunt in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Jax takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A Cunt tries to control but Jax wriggling away.
A Cunt unloading with bombs!
A Cunt trying to control but Jax is having none of it.
A Cunt lands a heavy elbow.
A Cunt lands with some strikes.#SUB#
A Cunt looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Max Jax has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
A Cunt jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Jax manages to avoid the submission attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Tycoon A Cunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for A Cunt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 14, 2018 |
#R1#
A Cunt dips to his left and cracks Jahn with an uppercut!#CL#
A Cunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jahn, pushing him back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. #TD2#
Jahn decides to pull guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jahn keeping moving, preventing A Cunt from controlling successfully.
Jahn preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
A Cunt is pushing down on Jahn's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jahn is fighting to maintain full guard but A Cunt has managed to sneak the leg through.
A Cunt stops Jahn from getting back to his feet.
Jahn is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jahn can do anything to dispel that myth.
A Cunt prevents Jahn from improving his position.#SUB#
A Cunt is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A Cunt drops an elbow to the side of Jahn's head.
Jahn is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
A Cunt scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T1#
A Cunt passes to side control.
Jahn seems a little lost for a moment, as A Cunt dominates the positioning.
Jahn taking punishment in the form of punches.
#SUB#
A Cunt tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
A Cunt advances to full mount.
Jahn tries to lock up and control but A Cunt gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Jahn is in all sorts of trouble here.
A Cunt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
A Cunt dominating with strikes here.#T2#
A Cunt unloading with bombs!
A Cunt tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
A Cunt lands with some strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jahn tries to buck A Cunt off but he can't manage it.
A Cunt lands with some strikes.
A Cunt trying to control but Jahn is having none of it.
A Cunt raining down shots from the mount!
A Cunt has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
A Cunt tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Jahn really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
#T3#
A Cunt with shots to the head and body - Jahn looks very uncomfortable down there.
Jahn is in a horrible position here. A Cunt smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
#SUB#
A Cunt quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for A Cunt but it's paid off an Jahn is forced to tap! Nice work by A Cunt.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 06, 2018 |
#R1##TD#
A Cunt gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A Cunt keeping moving, preventing McDonald from controlling successfully.
A Cunt pulls McDonald in close to prevent any damage.
McDonald scoring with punches to the head and body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A Cunt is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McDonald throws a big right hand that misses.
McDonald trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T1#
McDonald is looking to work some ground and pound but A Cunt has wrist control.
McDonald in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McDonald scoring with punches to the head and body.
McDonald makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
A Cunt wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
McDonald tries to free his leg and advance position but A Cunt is retaining full guard.
A Cunt tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McDonald wants to pass the guard but A Cunt is keeping the position.#SU#
McDonald stands up from A Cunt's guard - McDonald perhaps looking for a knockout. #T2##TD#
McDonald throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. A Cunt tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McDonald is in A Cunt's guard.#ES2#
A Cunt pushes McDonald off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there. #CL#
McDonald moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A Cunt is stalling here.
A Cunt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A Cunt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McDonald blocks it with crossed arms. #TD#
McDonald has A Cunt pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. McDonald pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending A Cunt tumbling to the mat - McDonald dives into A Cunt's guard.
McDonald trying to control the position from guard on top but A Cunt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
A Cunt is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB#
McDonald is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
McDonald tries to free his leg and advance position but A Cunt is retaining full guard.
McDonald postures up.
#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A Cunt wants to sweep here but McDonald controlling him for the moment. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
A Cunt closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. McDonald did well to prevent A Cunt getting side control.
McDonald is breathing heavily.
A Cunt trying to mount his opponent but McDonald defends it.
McDonald looks like he's trying to stand up.
#SUB2#
A Cunt seems to be working for a kimura but McDonald defends the submission attempt.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. A Cunt lands a nice short elbow.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McDonald won't allow A Cunt to pass to mount.
McDonald trying to control but A Cunt postures up.
A Cunt thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McDonald's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Johny McDonald will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##CL#
McDonald has taken the fight to the clinch.
#BC#
McDonald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by McDonald. #ES2#
A Cunt explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! #CL2#
A Cunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McDonald, pushing him back against the cage.
McDonald slowing the pace effectively.
McDonald struggles to land a body shot inside as A Cunt controls his hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD2#
A Cunt turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
A Cunt lands a few punches from side control.
McDonald is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
A Cunt working away.
A Cunt lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #SUB2#
A Cunt working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
McDonald is trying to buck A Cunt off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
McDonald tries to buck A Cunt off but A Cunt is having none of it.
A Cunt is working McDonald over with some ground and pound from side control.
A Cunt working the ground and pound.
A Cunt has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
A Cunt lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McDonald down.
McDonald tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
McDonald throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
McDonald is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
A Cunt landing a few strikes. #T2#
McDonald prevents A Cunt from moving into mount.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt has got the better of the ground game so far.
McDonald is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on A Cunt's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
A Cunt lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
A Cunt seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #SUB2#
A Cunt is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McDonald is just riding it out for now. A Cunt eventually gives up the hold.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. A Cunt lands a nice short elbow.#SUB2#
A Cunt is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McDonald has managed to free his arm - good work. #T3#
A Cunt thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McDonald's head.
McDonald is not content to let A Cunt control the position.
A Cunt trying to control from McDonald's half guard. McDonald has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
McDonald has momentary wrist control but A Cunt slips an elbow through the middle.
A Cunt trying to control the position from guard on top but McDonald is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A Cunt is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
A Cunt postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McDonald not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A Cunt slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
We've been informed that A Cunt has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
A Cunt wants to lay and pray for a moment but McDonald keeps working.
McDonald is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but A Cunt has just dragged him back down to the mat.
A Cunt trying to control the position but McDonald is working away.
A Cunt is working McDonald over with some ground and pound from side control.
A Cunt working the head with strikes.
A Cunt working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
#SUB2#
A Cunt tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no A Cunt has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
A Cunt is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McDonald has escaped the position, nice work there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Tycoon A Cunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
#R3#
A Cunt lands with a good body shot.#TD#
McDonald bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.#ES2#
A Cunt throws McDonald to one side and escapes!
A Cunt displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McDonald needs to keep his hands up - A Cunt had a free shot at his head there.
McDonald throws a combination but it was largely blocked by A Cunt. #CL#
McDonald closes the distance and pushes A Cunt back into the cage.#TD#
McDonald lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
#ES2#
A Cunt has one foot on McDonald's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
A Cunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
#TD2#
A Cunt scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
McDonald is refusing to be controlled, as A Cunt sits in half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A Cunt working McDonald over with strikes. #T1#
McDonald taking some punishment here, with A Cunt in his half guard. #SUB2#
A Cunt is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McDonald defends it well.
A Cunt working the head and body with strikes.
McDonald is looking to improve his position.
A Cunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McDonald taking some punishment here, with A Cunt in his half guard.
A Cunt seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
A Cunt wants to take a breather but McDonald is having none of it.
A Cunt landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB#
McDonald actively working from the bottom here.#T2##SUB2#
A Cunt seems to be working for a kimura but McDonald defends the submission attempt.
A Cunt working McDonald over with strikes.
A Cunt working over McDonald with some ground and pound. McDonald looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB2#
A Cunt is sneakily working for an arm triangle but McDonald sees it coming and defends easily.
A Cunt works his foot free and advances to mount.
A Cunt with good strikes from the mount here!
A Cunt with the ground and pound from mount. #T3#
McDonald is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A Cunt can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McDonald is looking to escape.
McDonald is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
A Cunt raining down hammerfists from mount.
A Cunt lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
McDonald is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McDonald is in a horrible position here. A Cunt smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
A Cunt landing strikes from the mount and McDonald is in trouble!
A Cunt with the ground and pound from mount. #T4#
A Cunt lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
McDonald is bucking up trying to escape but A Cunt cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
A Cunt connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
A Cunt connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
A Cunt landing strikes, looking to finish! #ROC2#
McDonald is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A Cunt working the ground and pound effectively.
Oh McDonald is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
A Cunt pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
A Cunt putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
McDonald seems to have got his legs back now.
A Cunt landing shots from mount. #SUB2#
A Cunt looking to secure an arm triangle but McDonald defends it well.
A Cunt scoring with strikes but McDonald is staying in there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Tycoon A Cunt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think A Cunt has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 22, 2018 |
#R1##CL2#
A Cunt tries to keep at a distance but Habied has taken the fight into the clinch.
Habied taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Habied tries for a takedown. No joy.
A Cunt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Habied smiles and moves away.
#CL2#
Habied has A Cunt up against the cage in a clinch.
A Cunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A Cunt tries to pull guard but Habied holds him up against the cage and eventually A Cunt drops back down to his feet.
Habied unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Habied scores a nice knee to the body.
Habied lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt A Cunt or not.
A Cunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Habied is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Habied softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T1##TD2#
Habied has hold of one of A Cunt's legs. A Cunt is fighting the takedown attempt but Habied gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Habied's corner is telling him to maintain position.
A Cunt trying to keep a closed guard but Habied is proving a slippery customer.
Habied wants to get up but he can't break A Cunt's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Habied must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Habied postures up.
A Cunt has his hands on Habied's head, controlling the position.
Habied throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as A Cunt works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Habied working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of A Cunt's head.
Habied missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
A Cunt working for a triangle but Habied defends it easily.
#T2#
A Cunt trying to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
A Cunt is looking to cinch up a triangle. Habied throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to A Cunt's body to avoid the submission. A Cunt has instead reached around Habied's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! A Cunt arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mike Tycoon A Cunt!
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