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Event:
JAG Point vs Cole
Date: Feb 22, 2020 |
#R1#
Hanzo looks to land a right hand but Nuts moved out of range.
Hanzo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nuts appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hanzo stuffs the takedown attempt from Nuts. Nuts gets slowly back to his feet.
Nuts darts in looking for a takedown but Hanzo gets double underhooks and turns Nuts into the cage.
Hanzo steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Nuts.
We've been hearing reports that Nuts has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hanzo ducks right into an uppercut from Nuts.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hanzo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#T1#
Nuts tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hanzo defends well and Nuts ends up having to push Hanzo into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Deez Nuts. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hanzo throws a leg kick #TD#
and Nuts counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Nuts is standing up over Hanzo. Hanzo looks to escape but Nuts dives into side control.
#REVB##SUB#
Nuts tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Hanzo is looking for a sweep.
Hanzo gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! #T2##SUB#
Nuts goes for an armbar but Hanzo turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Hanzo. #SUB#
Nuts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nuts has Hanzo pulled in close to control his posture. #SUB#
Nuts looking for a guillotine here but Hanzo defends easily.
#SUB#
Nuts looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hanzo has picked Nuts up and slammed him! Nuts can't keep hold of the triangle and Hanzo manages to pass to side control!#T3#
Nuts wants to control but Hanzo postures up.
Nuts is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Nuts tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hanzo wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Nuts is trying to control Hanzo's posture but Hanzo avoids it.
Hanzo trying to control the position but Nuts is working away.
Nuts is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Hanzo off and has taken his back!
Hanzo trying to control the action but Nuts just sinks the hooks in.
Hanzo is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Nuts off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.#T4##SUB#
Hanzo won't enjoy being in this position. Nuts looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Hanzo is tapping - it's over boys! Nuts picks up the submission victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Deez Nuts!
Deez Nuts was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
The defeated Hatori Hanzo had this to say: 'I got a white belt what'd yall expect'.
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Event:
JAG Face-off
Date: Dec 21, 2019 |
#R1#
Orsic with a nice cross.
Orsic throws a body shot but no joy.
Orsic throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Orsic misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Orsic takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Orsic feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Nutss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Orsic looks to land a right hand but Nuts moved out of range.
Orsic throws a hook but Nuts blocks it.
A big right from Nuts misses.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#TD2#
Nuts shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Orsic's guard.
Orsic looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Orsic seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB#
Nuts is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Orsic has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Nuts is looking to defend but Orsic has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Nuts! Orsic pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Nuts taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Mate Orsic!
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Event:
CACC 11
Date: Oct 26, 2019 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Tony Duff (ranked 3555 p4p, 413 weight class) and Deez Nuts (ranked 1638 p4p, 222 weight class). Nuts has chosen Come Down as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Tony Duff! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 2 losses; Deez Nuts!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.
Nuts displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Duff.
Duff bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Duff (4) vs (0) Nuts
Nuts wants to control but Duff postures up.
Duff wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Nuts, who protects the arm well.
Nuts holds on to Duff's head and controls the position momentarily.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Nuts is looking to reverse the position.
Nuts can't do much from the bottom here.
Nuts manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nuts has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Duff. Oh but Nuts has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Duff goes limp - he's gone! Nuts jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Deez Nuts!
Our winner, Deez Nuts, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
CACC 5
Date: Oct 12, 2019 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 1574 p4p, 213 weight class) and Max Paddy (ranked 4149 p4p, 461 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Nuts might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Come Down. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Deez Nuts! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Max Paddy!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?
Paddy tries to clinch there but Nuts circles away.
Nuts has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nuts turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Nuts manages to end up in side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Nuts (4) vs (0) Paddy
Paddy tries to buck Nuts off but Nuts is having none of it.
Paddy being controlled for a moment.
Paddy tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Nuts wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Nuts wants to control but Paddy is keeping him busy.
Nuts definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paddy gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Paddy is staying active underneath Nuts, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Paddy looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts is thwarting Paddy's attempts to control the position.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Paddy is trying to get back to full guard.
Paddy is defending against the submission attempts here by Nuts.
Nuts is trying to control the action in half guard but Paddy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Nuts is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Paddy defends it well.
Nuts prevents Paddy from improving his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuts seems to be looking for submissions.
Nuts is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Paddy tries to get to full guard but Nuts has control of the leg.
Nuts is looking for a kimura here.
Paddy is looking for a sweep. Nuts is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paddy regains full guard. Nicely done.
Nuts wants to control from the top but Paddy keeps moving.
Nuts content to stall in guard here.
Paddy is looking for a triangle but Nuts pushes his legs off easily.
Nuts is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Paddy keeping moving, preventing Nuts from controlling successfully.
Nuts preventing the sweep.
Nuts drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Paddy dives on top into guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Nuts (4) vs (2) Paddy
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paddy trying to control but Nuts is working from the bottom.
Paddy is pushing down on Nuts's leg trying to pass to half guard. Nuts is fighting to maintain full guard but Paddy has managed to sneak the leg through.
Paddy is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Nuts looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Nuts is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Paddy pulls his head out easily.
Paddy wants to control but Nuts is keeping him busy.
Nuts looking for submissions off his back.
Nuts is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Paddy pulls his head out easily.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Paddy seems to be working for a kimura but Nuts defends the submission attempt.
Paddy is keen to just control but Nuts is a slippery customer.
Nuts looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Nuts is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nuts actively working from the bottom here.
Paddy wants to lay and pray for a moment but Nuts keeps working.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nuts looking for submissions off his back.
Nuts wants to get back to full guard but Paddy has mounted him! Score +3 for passing guard: Nuts (4) vs (5) Paddy
Paddy avoids the attempt from Nuts to control.
Nuts is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Paddy is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Nuts is trying to reverse the position but instead Paddy has taken his back - oops! Score +3 for taking back: Nuts (4) vs (8) Paddy
Paddy wants to control but Nuts manages to buck him off and is now in Paddy's guard! Nice work there by Nuts! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Nuts (6) vs (8) Paddy
Nuts stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Paddy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Paddy has an active guard here but Nuts has managed to pass into half guard.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is thwarting Paddy's attempts to control the position.
Nuts is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Paddy sees it coming and defends easily.
Nuts is looking for a kimura but Paddy is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Nuts to get the leverage.
Paddy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Paddy.
Paddy controls Nuts momentarily but Nuts frees himself.
Paddy is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nuts defends well.
Nuts tries to free his leg and advance position but Paddy is retaining full guard.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Paddy controls Nuts momentarily but Nuts frees himself.
Paddy has an active guard here but Nuts has managed to pass into half guard.
Paddy regains full guard. Nicely done.
Paddy keeping moving, preventing Nuts from controlling successfully.
Nuts stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Paddy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Paddy keeping moving, preventing Nuts from controlling successfully.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is really struggling to control Paddy but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Nuts pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Paddy is keeping the position for now.
Paddy has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Nuts has passed into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Nuts (9) vs (8) Paddy
Nuts is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Paddy is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Nuts is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Paddy is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Paddy gets back to half guard.
Nuts is keen to just control but Paddy is a slippery customer.
Paddy manages to get to full guard.
Nuts drops back, looking for a kneebar! Paddy looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Paddy looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Paddy! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Nuts (9) vs (12) Paddy
Paddy advances nicely into full mount. Score +2 for reaching mount: Nuts (9) vs (14) Paddy
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Paddy tries to control but Nuts wriggling away.
Nuts has given up his back here.
Score +3 for taking back: Nuts (9) vs (17) Paddy
Nuts just trying to survive but Paddy is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Paddy controlling well, preventing Nuts from escaping the position.
Nuts staying busy and making it hard for Paddy to control.
Nuts tries to escape the position.
Paddy tries to get the hooks in deep but Nuts pushed the leg off.
Paddy is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Nuts has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Paddy has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Nuts taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Paddy doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 12:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Max Paddy!
After the fight, Max Paddy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
CACC 3
Date: Sep 28, 2019 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Aoki Aoki (ranked 2287 p4p, 296 weight class) and Deez Nuts (ranked 1487 p4p, 205 weight class). Aoki comes to the ring accompanied by Baka Survivor. Nuts has chosen Come Down as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Aoki Aoki! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Deez Nuts!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Aoki clinches up against the ropes.
Nuts looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Aoki drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nuts pulls his leg out and moves away.
Aoki clinches up with Nuts and pushes him back against the ropes.
Aoki gets underhooks to prevent Nuts's takedown attempt.
Nuts looking for a takedown.
Aoki manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Aoki keeping moving, preventing Nuts from controlling successfully.
Nuts drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nuts jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nuts wants to pass the guard but Aoki is keeping the position.
Nuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nuts preventing the sweep.
Nuts pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Aoki is keeping the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aoki is trying to keep Nuts in close.
Nuts wants to control from the top but Aoki keeps moving.
Nuts preventing the sweep.
Nuts wants to control from the top but Aoki keeps moving.
Aoki is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nuts defends well.
Nuts passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Aoki (0) vs (3) Nuts
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aoki tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Nuts wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Nuts is looking to take a break and control but Aoki is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Nuts working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Aoki is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Nuts tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Nuts has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is looking to take a break and control but Aoki is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Nuts content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Aoki gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! Score +2 for reaching mount: Aoki (0) vs (5) Nuts
Aoki slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Aoki gets full guard.
Aoki is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Nuts trying to control but Aoki is working from the bottom.
Nuts might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Aoki haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Aoki is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Nuts looking to sit in guard and control but Aoki gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Aoki (2) vs (5) Nuts
Nuts trying to keep a closed guard but Aoki is proving a slippery customer.
Aoki forces his way into half guard.
Nuts is looking to improve his position.
Aoki is trying to control the action in half guard but Nuts is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Nuts looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Aoki is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Nuts doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Aoki.
Nuts wants to get back to full guard.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is not content to let Aoki control the position.
Aoki is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Nuts defends it well.
Nuts actively working from the bottom here.
Aoki is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Nuts is just riding it out for now. Aoki eventually gives up the hold.
Nuts looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Aoki slows the pace down in half guard.
Aoki is trying to control. Nuts wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Nuts trying to control but Aoki postures up.
Aoki is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Aoki moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Aoki (5) vs (5) Nuts
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Aoki tries for a kimura but Nuts is defending well.
Nuts struggling a bit here.
Nuts is trying to get back to half guard.
Aoki tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Nuts can't do much from the bottom here.
Aoki working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Nuts wants to control but Aoki postures up.
Aoki is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Nuts is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Aoki working away.
Nuts is trying to improve his position.
Nuts can't do much from the bottom here.
Aoki tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Aoki looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Nuts struggling a bit here.
Aoki controls the position.
Aoki thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Nuts can't do much from the bottom here.
Aoki wants to control but Nuts is keeping him busy.
That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Nuts regains half guard.
Nuts looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Aoki is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Aoki trying to work for an americana but Nuts has managed to regain full guard.
Nuts looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Aoki is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Aoki stands and throws Nuts's legs to the side, diving into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Aoki (8) vs (5) Nuts
That's twelve minutes gone in the round.
Aoki thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
You can see the frustration on Nuts's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Aoki tries for a kimura but Nuts is defending well.
Nuts struggling a bit here.
Nuts tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Aoki wants to control but Nuts is keeping him busy.
Nuts is looking to reverse the position.
Aoki working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Nuts struggling a bit here.
Nuts is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Aoki is staying active.
Nuts manages to work his way to half guard, despite Aoki's best efforts.
That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Nuts actively working from the bottom here.
Aoki wants to pass to mount but Nuts is defending the position.
Nuts actively working from the bottom here.
Aoki is trying for a kimura here. Nuts looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Aoki wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 14:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Aoki Aoki!
Aoki Aoki made sure to mention his sponsor, Voodoo Nutrition in his post fight interview. |
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Event:
CACC 1
Date: Sep 21, 2019 |
Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 1468 p4p, 203 weight class) and Russell Paulman (ranked 1976 p4p, 256 weight class). Nuts's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Come Down. Paulman has chosen War is my Love as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Deez Nuts! And in the blue corner, fighting out of St Petersburg, with a TWGC record of 16 wins and 8 losses; Russell Paulman!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Paulman is defended easily by Nuts.
Nuts changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Paulman has a takedown stuffed.
Paulman shoots in looking for a takedown. Nuts tries to sprawl out of it but Paulman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Nuts manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Deez Nuts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Russell Paulman.
Paulman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Nuts sprawls well. Nuts wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Paulman gets slowly back to his feet.
Nuts definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paulman tries to score a power double leg takedown but Nuts sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Paulman somewhat.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Paulman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nuts as he jumps to the side.
Paulman shoots in and drives through. Nuts sprawls well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulman shoots in looking for a takedown but Nuts manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Paulman's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Paulman looks winded!
Paulman fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Paulman closes the distance and clinches up with Nuts, looking for a takedown. Paulman pushes Nuts against the ropes but Nuts circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Paulman fails with a takedown attempt.
Nuts attempts a counter takedown but Paulman avoids it well and moves away.
Nuts rushes Paulman and presses him up against the ropes.
Nuts goes for a takedown in the clinch but Paulman prevents it.
Nuts turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Nuts manages to end up in side control. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Nuts (4) vs (0) Paulman
Nuts tries to advance to mount but Paulman denies him.
Nuts wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Paulman, who protects the arm well.
Nuts tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paulman felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Nuts is trying to get an arm triangle but Paulman is defending well.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Nuts is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Paulman has escaped the position, nice work there.
Nuts is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Paulman knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Nuts wants to control but Paulman is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulman struggling a bit here.
Nuts is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Paulman is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Nuts takes a little break here. Paulman wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Nuts trying to control the position but Paulman is working away.
Paulman is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Nuts is keen to just control but Paulman is a slippery customer.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Nuts is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Paulman doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Nuts.
Paulman trying to control here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts is looking to take a break and control but Paulman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Paulman gets back to full guard.
Paulman looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Nuts wants to control from the top but Paulman keeps moving.
Nuts is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Paulman trying to control the position.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Nuts passes Paulman's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Nuts is looking for a kimura here.
Paulman is defending against the submission attempts here by Nuts.
Nuts prevents Paulman from improving his position.
Paulman makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Paulman.
Nuts trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Nuts preventing the sweep.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Nuts passes easily into side control. Nice work. Score +3 for passing guard: Nuts (7) vs (0) Paulman
Nuts thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Nuts tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Nuts has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Paulman looking for a sweep but Nuts has passed into full mount! Oh no! Score +2 for reaching mount: Nuts (9) vs (0) Paulman
Nuts can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Paulman is looking to escape.
Paulman really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Paulman is squirming around, avoiding Nuts's attempts to control the action.
Paulman tries to hold on but Nuts postures up.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Nuts wants to finish this one by submission but Paulman is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Nuts.
Nuts is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Paulman is surviving well by controlling Nuts's body position as best he can.
Nuts looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Paulman bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Nuts (9) vs (2) Paulman
Nuts is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Paulman is aware though and is defending well.
Nuts keeping moving, preventing Paulman from controlling successfully.
Paulman slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Nuts is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Paulman wants to pass the guard but Nuts is keeping the position.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Paulman trying to control but Nuts is working from the bottom.
Nuts working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Paulman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Paulman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Nuts keeping moving, preventing Paulman from controlling successfully.
Nuts being controlled here, momentarily.
Nuts had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Paulman defends it easily.
Nuts looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Nuts looking for a triangle here. Paulman is fighting it but it looks tight! Nuts pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Paulman is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Deez Nuts!
Deez Nuts seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
BFF 80: TWIN CROWN FINALS
Date: Aug 17, 2019 |
#R1#
Stackhouse throws a jab when Nuts was well out of range.#CL2#
Stackhouse moves into range and clinches up with Nuts.
Stackhouse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nuts lands a right hand. #BC#
Nuts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stackhouse walks into a left hand.
Nuts sizes up Stackhouse with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nuts lands a slapping body shot.
Nuts throws a big shot that misses.
A little jabbing left from Stackhouse on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Stackhouse closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Stackhouse misses with an uppercut. Nuts saw that one coming.
Nuts looks to land a right hand but Stackhouse moved out of range.
Nuts connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Nuts misses.
Nuts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stackhouse was well out of range. Poor timing from Nuts.#CL2#
Stackhouse gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nuts is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Stackhouse blocking some punches.
Nuts blocks an elbow strike.
Stackhouse lands with a light punch inside.
Stackhouse lands a left hand.
Stackhouse misses with a punch to the body.
#T1#
Stackhouse digs a right hand underneath Nuts's ribcage. Nuts let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Stackhouse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nuts wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#TD#
Nuts has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Stackhouse uses from the top position. #SUB#
Nuts looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Stackhouse has picked Nuts up and slammed him! Nuts can't keep hold of the triangle and Stackhouse manages to pass to side control!
Nuts tries to improve position but can't.
Nuts is not content to let Stackhouse control the position.
Nuts is trying to control Stackhouse 's posture but Stackhouse avoids it. #SU2#
Stackhouse stands up.
Stackhouse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stackhouse slips under a jab.
Nuts scores with the left hand. Stackhouse knows he should have avoided that one.
Nuts misses with a hook.#T2#
Nuts cracks Stackhouse with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Nuts is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stackhouse tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nuts swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CL2#
Stackhouse drives through and clinches with Nuts against the ropes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Stackhouse just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nuts's brow. #BC#
Nuts breaks from the clinch.
Nuts slips under a jab from Stackhouse .
Stackhouse throws a combination that misses
and Nuts connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stackhouse closes the distance but Nuts moves to the side
and Nuts connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nuts just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuts connects with a body shot that sends Stackhouse 's belly button to the back.
Stackhouse takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Good exchange - Nuts coming out on top.
Stackhouse fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stackhouse lands a jab to the nose.
A punch lands to the side of Stackhouse 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stackhouse . Nuts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nuts throwing a counter right hand but Stackhouse manages to avoid it.
Nuts uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stackhouse .#T3#
Stackhouse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nuts.
Stackhouse slips under a jab.
Nuts keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stackhouse .
Nuts steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stackhouse .
A jab from Nuts misses.
Stackhouse appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nuts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL2#
Stackhouse darts in and clinches Nuts up against the ropes.
Nuts lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nuts takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nuts cracks Stackhouse with a nice body shot.
Nuts lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
Nuts lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nuts has Stackhouse pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Stackhouse manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A short right from Stackhouse .
I was talking to Nuts's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Stackhouse pushes off an throws an elbow but Nuts leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nuts tries to pull guard but Stackhouse holds him up against the ropes and eventually Nuts drops back down to his feet.
Nuts blocks the elbow strike.
Nuts lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T4#
With the fighters up against the ropes, Stackhouse throws an elbow but misses.
Stackhouse misses with an elbow over the top.
Stackhouse has Nuts pressed against the ropes, preventing Nuts from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Stackhouse misses with a punch on the inside.
Stackhouse lands with a right to the head.
Nuts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stackhouse working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stackhouse swings wildly with an uppercut but Nuts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nuts avoids a wild elbow strike from Stackhouse .
Nuts blocks an elbow strike from Stackhouse .
Nuts lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stackhouse backwards.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Stackhouse throws an elbow but it misses.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nuts.
A head punch on the inside from Stackhouse fails to land.
Stackhouse misses with some punches.
Nuts blocking some punches.
#BC#
Nuts breaks the clinch.
Nuts misses with a lunging right hand
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T5#
Stackhouse misses with an uppercut.
Stackhouse doesn't manage to clinch there - Nuts circles away.
Nuts circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nuts counters with a left to the body.
Stackhouse has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Stackhouse displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nuts throws out the jab.
Nuts scores with a jab to the body.
Nuts moves out of range as Stackhouse strikes.
Stackhouse displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nuts throws out the jab.
Stackhouse looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Stackhouse getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nuts scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A jab from Stackhouse finds it's way through Nuts's defenses.
Stackhouse misses with a wild combination.
Nuts lands a body shot.
Nuts catches Stackhouse with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stackhouse gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nuts lands a lovely overhand right.#T6#
Stackhouse ducks under a wild hook from Nuts.
Stackhouse jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A left lands for Nuts.
Stackhouse defending well as Nuts loads up on a big left hand.
Stackhouse tries to clinch but Nuts moves out of range.
Nuts sizes up Stackhouse with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nuts tests Stackhouse 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stackhouse lands with an uppercut that bounces Nuts off the ropes and back into range.
Nuts moves out of range as Stackhouse strikes.
Stackhouse throws a nice looking combination but Nuts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nuts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stackhouse throws a lazy right hand but Nuts sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nuts is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Stackhouse steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nuts.
Stackhouse misses with a body shot.
Stackhouse throws a right hand that Nuts ducks under and follows up with a left that Nuts also avoids with ease.
Stackhouse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nuts. #T7##KD2#
Stackhouse cracks Nuts with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Nuts looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Stackhouse finish him?
#ROC2#
Nuts is rocked!
Stackhouse looks to throw the jab but Nuts is out of range.
Oh Nuts is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nuts throws an overhand right that lands on Stackhouse 's shoulder, as Stackhouse tries to avoid the shot.
Nuts misses with a looping left.
Stackhouse swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nuts.
Stackhouse missing with a left hand there. Nuts was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Nuts wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nuts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stackhouse .
Nuts connects with a body shot that sends Stackhouse 's belly button to the back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stackhouse staying out of range there.
Nuts throws a lazy right hand but Stackhouse sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stackhouse moves away from the strike by Nuts.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Stackhouse ! But no joy.#CL2#
Stackhouse takes the fight into the clinch.
Nuts wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Stackhouse has him pressed against the ropes.
Stackhouse throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nuts doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nuts dodges an elbow strike from Stackhouse .
Stackhouse lands a hook that snaps the head of Nuts backwards.
Stackhouse blocks an uppercut.
Nuts lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nuts has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Stackhouse lands an elbow just above Nuts 's eye.
Stackhouse misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stackhouse misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nuts.
Nice elbow from Stackhouse .
Nuts working hard to break the clinch.
Stackhouse lands an elbow just above Nuts 's eye. #CUT2#
It looks like Deez Nuts has been cut.
Stackhouse unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Nuts! He's leaning against the ropes trying to keep his feet but Stackhouse is unloading with more strikes now! Nuts drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jason Stackhouse !
Jason Stackhouse tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Event:
PSE 48
Date: Jun 22, 2019 |
#R1#
Zonta takes a swing at Nuts's ribcage but misses.
Nuts throws an overhand right that lands on Zonta's shoulder, as Zonta tries to avoid the shot.
Nuts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zonta.
Nuts connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nuts checks a leg kick.
Nuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Zonta staying out of range there.
Zonta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nuts.
Nuts scores with a body shot.
Zonta looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nuts lands a right hook to the body.
Zonta ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nuts moves away.
A jab from Nuts finds it's way through Zonta's defenses.
Nuts looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nuts throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nuts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zonta manages to avoid it.
Zonta misses with a shot to the body
and Nuts counters with a stiff right hand.
Zonta throws a body punch but Nuts moves out of range.
Nuts throws a hook but Zonta avoids it easily.
Nuts throws an overhand right that lands on Zonta's shoulder, as Zonta tries to avoid the shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Nuts.
Zonta moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nuts is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Zonta jabs Nuts right on the nose. Nuts blinks but takes it well.#T1#
Nuts looks to land a left hand but Zonta moved out of range nicely.
Zonta ducks under a wild hook from Nuts.
Nuts avoids the body shot from Zonta.
Nuts lunges at Zonta with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zonta's hand.
A big right from Zonta misses.
Nuts throws an overhand right that lands on Zonta's shoulder, as Zonta tries to avoid the shot.
Nuts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zonta.
Zonta swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Nuts lands with a cross.
Nuts bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zonta's head backwards.
Nuts swings and misses with a shot to the body#CL#
and Zonta counters by clinching up. #BC2#
Nuts breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zonta takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nuts uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Zonta has time to react.
Nice body punch from Nuts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zonta looks to score with a jab to the body but Nuts is just out of range.
Nuts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuts just misses with a punch to the body.
Nuts defending well as Zonta loads up on a big left hand. #CL#
Nuts tries to keep at a distance but Zonta has taken the fight into the clinch.#T2#
Nuts lands a shoulder strike.
Nuts lands on the inside with an uppercut. #BC#
Zonta's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zonta is looking to wear down Nuts with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nuts lands a jab to the nose.
A shot to the body from Zonta misses
and Nuts counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zonta keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nuts.
A punch lands to the side of Zonta 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Zonta takes a swing at Nuts's ribcage but misses.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zonta throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nuts counters with a stiff right hand.
Nuts has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nuts jabbing away but nothing is landing. #TD#
Zonta drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Nuts escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Zonta gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zonta in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Zonta makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB2#
Zonta is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Nuts has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Zonta is looking to defend but Nuts has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Zonta! Nuts pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Zonta taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Deez Nuts!
Deez Nuts decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
PSE 40
Date: May 04, 2019 |
#R1#
Nuts misses with a hook.
Nuts throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuts sizes up Areni with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Areni thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nuts swings widly with a right hand
and Areni connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CL2#
Nuts clinches with his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nuts.
Nuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nuts tries to throw a body punch but Areni avoids it by throwing Nuts back against the cage.
Areni tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
Nuts doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Areni lands with a short shot to the head.
Nuts misses with the head strike.
#T1#
Nuts pressing his opponent against the cage.
Areni misses with a short punch on the inside.
Areni gets through Nuts's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Nuts. #TD2#
Nuts decides to pull guard. #SUB2#
Nuts working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Areni doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Areni manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Areni slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #SUB2#
Nuts working for a triangle but Areni defends it easily.
#SUB2#
Nuts is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Areni defends well.#T2#
Nuts trying to keep a closed guard but Areni is proving a slippery customer.
Nuts can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Areni controls the pace.
Nuts looking to control.
Areni is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Our spies down at at Team Alpha Midget inform us that Nuts has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Areni trying to control the position from guard on top but Nuts is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Nuts is trying to keep Areni in close.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Areni tries to free his leg and advance position but Nuts is retaining full guard.
Nuts keeping moving, preventing Areni from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Deez Nuts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nuts swinging wildly here.
Areni staying out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Areni on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nuts slips a jab and a cross from Areni.
Nuts is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Nuts lands a nice looking body shot.
Areni on the wrong end of a nice hook.#T4#
Areni fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nuts manages to avoid it.
Areni displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nuts throws out the jab.
It looked like Areni wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A telegraphed right hand from Nuts misses the target.
An attempted straight right counter from Areni misses the target.
Nuts ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Areni swings widly with a right hand
enabling Nuts to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Hin Areni has been cut.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Areni swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Areni misses with a looping right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hin Areni's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Nuts misses with a wild combination.
Nuts throws a jab when Areni was well out of range.
Nuts has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nuts throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Areni is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Nuts's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.#CL2#
Nuts has Areni up against the cage in a clinch.
Nuts lands a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in the clinch, Nuts scores with a nice short uppercut.
Areni lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nuts misses with a body punch.
Areni misses with a punch on the inside.
I was talking to Areni's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Nuts lands an uppercut.
Nuts tries to work over Areni's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Areni blocks an uppercut.
Nuts lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Nuts.
A short uppercut from Areni.
A short body shot lands from Nuts as the two fighters clinch.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
Nuts lands with a short shot to the head.
Nuts lands an uppercut.#TD2#
Nuts decides to pull guard.
Areni might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Nuts trying to keep a closed guard but Areni is proving a slippery customer.
#SUB2#
Nuts looking for a guillotine here but Areni defends easily.
#SUB2#
Areni got a little sloppy there for a moment and Nuts has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Areni has managed to get both his arms back between Nuts's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Areni got a little sloppy there for a moment and Nuts has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Areni has managed to get both his arms back between Nuts's legs - danger averted.#T2#
Areni not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB2#
Nuts throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#SUB2#
Nuts had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Areni defends it easily.#SUB2#
Nuts looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Nuts can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Areni controls the pace.#SUB2#
Nuts throws his legs up looking for a submission but Areni uses it to pass to side control.
#T3#
Nuts is trying to improve his position.
Nuts is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
You can see the frustration on Nuts's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Nuts is looking to reverse the position.
Areni tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Nuts is being controlled here.
Areni working away.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Areni advances nicely into full mount.
Nuts is looking to improve his position but Areni isn't that keen on the idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nuts is still trying to improve position.
Areni takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Nuts tries to reverse the position but Areni maintains control.
Areni wants to control the pace but Nuts is squirming around nicely.
Areni moves to back control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nuts wants to control his opponent's hands but Areni gets his hands free.
Nuts wants to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hin Areni's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Nuts misses with an uppercut
and Areni cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Areni staying out of range there.
Nuts connects with a nice looking jab.
Areni takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Areni avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nuts lands a slapping body shot.
Areni uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nuts.
Nuts misses the shot to the body. #T1#
Nuts lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A slow jab from Nuts misses its intended target.
Areni slips a jab from Nuts.
Nuts misses the jab.
Nuts lands a nice looking body shot.
Nuts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Areni's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nuts under the eye.
Hin Areni has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Nuts looks to land a combination but Areni avoids it well.
Areni was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Areni slips under a jab.
Nuts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Areni swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Deez Nuts seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Areni takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nuts throws a shot from downtown. Areni moves away and avoids it.
Areni was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nuts takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuts slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nuts looks to land a combination but Areni avoids it well.
A counter left hand to the body from Areni misses its target.#T3#
Nuts scores with a crisp jab that stopped Areni in his tracks.
Nuts missing with a left hand there. Areni was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Areni appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Areni throws an overhand right that lands on Nuts's shoulder, as Nuts tries to avoid the shot.
A nice side step and Nuts releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nuts scores with a jab to the head.
Nuts throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nuts just misses with a punch to the body.
Areni is looking to counter punch.
Nuts connects with a crisp jab. #T4#
A slow jab from Nuts misses its intended target.
Areni pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Areni walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#ROC2#
Areni is rocked!
Nuts lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Areni at a distance.
Nuts throws a hook but Areni avoids it easily.
Nuts cracks Areni with a good jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Areni misses with an uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
Deez Nuts comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Nuts winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 27:30
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Deez Nuts!
Our winner, Deez Nuts, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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Event:
PSE 30
Date: Mar 16, 2019 |
#R1#
Tamar tries to clinch
and Nuts counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tamar thinking.
Nuts definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Tamar tries to clinch up but Nuts circles away and keeps his distance.
Nuts circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nuts counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tamar throws a body shot but no joy.
No joy there for Nuts, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tamar slips a jab from Nuts.#T1#
Nuts slips a straight right by Tamar.
Nuts misses with the combination.
Tamar throws a right hand that misses
and Nuts counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice cross by Tamar.
Nuts avoids the body shot from Tamar.
Tamar throws out a loose jab but Nuts uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Nuts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tamar throws a right hand that misses
and Nuts counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL2#
Tamar instigates a clinch.
Nuts swings wildly with an uppercut but Tamar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tamar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nuts backwards.
Tamar lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nuts misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nuts blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nuts lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tamar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tamar misses with a hook to the ribs.
#T3#
Nuts misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nuts looking to stall.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tamar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Nuts.
Nuts has a couple of punches blocked by Tamar.
Still in the clinch, Nuts scores with a nice short uppercut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Tamar as Nuts tries to tie him up.
Tamar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Tamar.
Tamar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tamar pushes Nuts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nuts throws a punch but it's blocked by Tamar.
Tamar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tamar misses with a punch on the inside.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tamar misses with a punch on the inside.
Tamar blocks an uppercut.
Tamar misses with a punch to the body.
#T4#
A shot in the inside from Tamar.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tamar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tamar lands a body punch.
Nuts is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nuts lands a nice uppercut.
Tamar scores with a shoulder strike.
Nuts misses with some punches.
Nuts makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tamar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tamar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nuts wants to stall.
Nuts working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tamar misses with some punches.
Nuts misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tamar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Tamar lands a shoulder strike.
Tamar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nuts misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nuts.
Tamar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tamar throws a punch but it's blocked by Nuts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Queen Tamar will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Tamar digs a good body shot into Nuts's ribs.
Deez Nuts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tamar ducks under a wild hook from Nuts.
Tamar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nuts lands with a nice combination. Tamar backs away looking to recover.
Nuts feints a jab promting Tamar to slip. Nuts then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Tamar slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#ROC#
Tamar is rocked!
Nuts works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tamar is still on wobbly legs! Can Nuts finish him?
Tamar tries to clinch up.
Tamar seems to have recovered his senses.#T1#
Tamar works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#KD#
Nuts cracks Tamar with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Nuts has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Tamar to stand back up!#ROC#
Tamar is rocked!
Nuts is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tamar can do to turn this around?
Nuts throws a series of punches but Tamar avoids them all with ease.
A little jabbing left from Tamar on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Tamar with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nuts is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL2#
Nuts gets tackled into the cage by Tamar. Tamar maintains the clinch.
Tamar misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tamar.
Nuts lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nuts has a couple of punches blocked by Tamar.
#T2#
Tamar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nice body punch from Tamar.
A shot in the inside from Nuts.
Nuts looking to slow down the pace here.
Nuts misses with some punches.
Tamar misses with some punches.
Tamar misses with a body punch.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nuts.
Tamar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tamar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tamar lands an uppercut.
Nuts pressing his opponent against the cage.
Tamar lands a shot to the body.
Nuts lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tamar backwards.
Tamar lands a body shot.
Nuts misses with a punch on the inside.
Nuts blocks a body shot from Tamar.
Tamar lands a right hand. #T3#
Tamar gets through Nuts's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tamar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tamar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nuts pushes Tamar back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nuts throws a head punch that misses.
Tamar tries to throw a body punch but Nuts avoids it by throwing Tamar back against the cage.
Nuts working aggressively here.
Nuts trying to control the position but instead, Tamar has worked for underhooks and has pushed Nuts into the cage.
Nuts misses with a punch on the inside.
Nuts has a couple of punches blocked by Tamar.
Tamar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nuts throws a punch but it's blocked by Tamar.
Tamar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nuts lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Tamar backwards.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nuts wants to stall.
Nuts swings wildly with an uppercut but Tamar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tamar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#T4#
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
Nuts misses with a punch on the inside.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tamar.
Nuts misses with some punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuts swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tamar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tamar scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Tamar on the inside.
Nuts blocking some punches.
Nuts prevents a body shot from Tamar.
Tamar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nuts.
Tamar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nuts misses with the head strike.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nuts swings wildly with an uppercut but Tamar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tamar can't find room to land a body shot as Nuts controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nuts.
Tamar lands a body punch in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Nuts.
Nuts misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Deez Nuts dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Tamar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tamar ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nuts rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tamar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nuts lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Nuts misses with a right hand
and Tamar counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tamar throws out a loose jab but Nuts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nuts takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T1#
Nuts bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Nuts on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nuts misses the jab.
Tamar let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.#CL2#
Tamar takes the fight into the clinch.
Nuts misses with some punches.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tamar struggles to land a body shot inside as Nuts controls his hands.
#BC#
Nuts manages to break the clinch.
Nuts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tamar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tamar lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nuts circles away quickly and effectively.#T2##CL2#
Tamar forces Nuts back against the cage and clinches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nuts.
Nuts swings wildly with an uppercut but Tamar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nuts working aggressively here.
Tamar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nuts.
Nuts blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nuts can't break the clinch.
Tamar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tamar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tamar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuts blocking some punches.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nuts swings wildly with an uppercut but Tamar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nuts wants to break free but Tamar has control.
Nuts blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#T3#
Tamar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tamar throws a head punch that misses.
Tamar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nuts backwards.
Nuts blocks an uppercut.
Queen Tamar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nuts has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Tamar misses with a punch to the body.
Tamar lands a shot to the body.
Tamar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tamar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tamar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nuts or not.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nuts misses with some punches.
Nuts blocks a body shot from Tamar.
Tamar misses with the head strike.
Tamar digs a right hand underneath Nuts's ribcage. Nuts let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nuts misses with the head strike.
Tamar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Tamar.
A nice left hand lands by Tamar.
Tamar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nuts.
Nuts blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
Tamar swings wildly with an uppercut but Nuts uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice right hand lands inside from Tamar.
Tamar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Tamar.
Tamar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nuts blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tamar misses with a punch to the body.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tamar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nuts stalling in the clinch.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tamar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tamar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tamar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nuts backwards.
Nuts misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Tamar on the inside.
Tamar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nuts's elbow.
Tamar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Nuts fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Nuts fails to land.
And that's the end of the fight!
Queen Tamar comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Tamar has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 29:29
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Queen Tamar!
An out of breath Queen Tamar thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Event:
Montreal RD 5
Date: Feb 16, 2019 |
#R1#
No luck for Nuts with that takedown attempt.
McQuirre scores with the left hand. Nuts knows he should have avoided that one.
Nuts is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McQuirre throws a hook but Nuts avoids it easily.
McQuirre has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gym in the buildup to the fight.
McQuirre is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nuts.
Nuts shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McQuirre counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nuts thinking.
Nuts throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around McQuirre's waist but McQuirre gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nuts off to one side.
Harry McQuirre has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Deez Nuts.
Nuts fails to land the takedown.
Nuts slips under a jab.
Nuts looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
McQuirre takes a swing at Nuts's ribcage but misses.
Nuts fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McQuirre looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nuts shoots in for a takedown but McQuirre shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McQuirre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nuts was well out of range. Poor timing from McQuirre.
Nuts wants to counter with a clinch but McQuirre pushes him away.
Nuts takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McQuirre scores with a decent looking hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#TD2#
Nuts scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#T1##SUB2#
Nuts tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Nuts swings around for an armbar but McQuirre sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Nuts's guard.#SUB2#
McQuirre is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Nuts has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. McQuirre is looking to defend but Nuts has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for McQuirre! Nuts pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, McQuirre taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Deez Nuts!
Deez Nuts decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
PSE 22
Date: Jan 12, 2019 |
#R1#
Decent striking displayed by Nuts there.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nuts seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Strap throws an off balance right hand
letting Nuts counter with a right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Jock Strap has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Strap. Nuts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nuts throws the left hand but Strap avoids the punch easily.
Nuts throws a poor cross that misses
and Strap cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Strap takes one on the chin but seems OK.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Strap misses with a body shot
and Nuts connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Strap throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#T1#
Nuts connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Strap momentarily.
Strap slips under a jab.
The crowd cheers as Nuts lands an impressive looking overhand right. Strap doesn't seem phased though.
Nuts misses with a right hand
and Strap makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Strap misses with a jab to the body
letting Nuts counter with a right hand.
Nuts is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nuts rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Strap makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Strap misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Nuts to counter with a crisp jab.
Strap lands a jab to the nose.#T2#
Nuts throws a hook to the side of Strap's head but Strap sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nuts is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuts connects with a right hand. Strap shakes it off.
Strap throws a body shot but no joy.
Strap moves out of range of the strikes.
Strap is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Nuts rather than just go for the knockout.
Strap lands a body shot.
Nuts throws a hook to the side of Strap's head but Strap sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nuts throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Strap sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice side step and Strap releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Nuts moves into range and connects with a jab. #T3#
Strap looks to throw the jab but Nuts is out of range.
Strap throws a hook but Nuts avoids it easily.
Nuts is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A nice combination there by Strap.
Strap slips under a jab from Nuts.
Strap swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nuts doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC2#
Nuts is rocked!
Nuts lands a jab.#T4#
Nuts misses with a right hand
and Strap counters with a left to the body.
Nuts is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Strap throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A little feinted left hand from Nuts on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nuts misses with a looping left.
Strap takes a swing at Nuts's ribcage but misses.
Strap scores with a nice head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Strap ducks under a wild hook from Nuts.
Nuts throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Strap connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oh Nuts is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nuts misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Deez Nuts will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jock Strap's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Nuts shoots in looking for a takedown. Strap tries to sprawl out of it but Nuts keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Strap manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Nuts seems to have got his legs back now.
A shot to the body from Strap misses
and Nuts counters with a stiff right hand.
Nuts lands with an uppercut that bounces Strap off the cage and back into range.
Nice body punch from Strap.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Strap lands a head shot.
Nuts throws a jab when Strap was well out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Strap misses.
We've been informed that Strap has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Nuts lands with an uppercut that bounces Strap off the cage and back into range.
Strap on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Strap cracks Nuts with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Strap throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Nuts misses its target.
Nuts throws a jab but it's blocked by Strap.
Nuts misses with a left hand
enabling Strap to counter with a crisp jab.
Jock Strap is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nuts scores with the left hand. Strap knows he should have avoided that one.
Strap looks to throw the jab but Nuts is out of range. #T2#
A jab from Nuts misses.
Strap doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Strap displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Nuts.
Strap throws a right and a left that Nuts avoids nicely.
A big right from Strap misses.
Strap uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nuts.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD2#
Strap lands a big right hand that sends Nuts crashing to the mat! Strap stays standing though and waves Nuts back to his feet!#ROC2#
Nuts is rocked!
Jock Strap seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T3#
Strap fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Nuts out cold! Brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Jock Strap!
Jock Strap is the new lightweight champion!
Jock Strap took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Arcticus University: London for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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Event:
PSE 16
Date: Dec 01, 2018 |
#R1#
Nuts moves in looking to clinch but Twister pushes him off.
Twister lands a nice shot to the body.
Nuts fails with the takedown
and Twister counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Twister lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Twister throws a body shot but no joy.
An attempted straight right counter from Nuts misses the target.
Nuts stalks Twister and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Twister's face. Twister staggers backwards, shaken.#CL#
Nuts gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nuts lands with a short shot to the head.
Nuts tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Twister smiles and moves away.
Nuts looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Twittle Twister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Twister does it's job there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Twister misses with a left hand
and Nuts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T1#
Twister lands with a shot to the body.
Twister scores with a jab to the body.
Twister fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nuts.#CL2#
Twister rushes Nuts and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Twister has a couple of punches blocked by Nuts.
Nuts blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#BC2#
Twister breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Twister with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Twister fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nuts has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Twister avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#CL2#
Twister clinches up against the cage.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Twister breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nuts slips a jab from Twister.
Nuts throwing a counter right hand but Twister manages to avoid it.#T2#
Twister lands a nice hook to Nuts's body. Nuts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nuts is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Twister thows a leg kick but Nuts checks it
letting Nuts counter with a right hand.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Twister, right into the meat.
Twister moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Twister lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nuts tries to clinch up.#CL2#
Nuts tries to keep at a distance but Twister has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC2#
Twister escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nuts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T3#
Twister takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Twister tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nuts with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Twister to score with a decent uppercut.
Nuts misses with a looping left.
Nuts staying out of range there.
Twister scores with a body shot.
Twister throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Twister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nuts paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A little feinted left hand from Nuts on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nuts looks to score with a jab to the body but Twister is just out of range.
Twister throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Nuts to counter with a crisp jab.
Twister jabs at Nuts's body.#T4#
Twister throws a jab but it's blocked by Nuts.
Nuts blocks a head kick by Twister.
Twister misses with a straight right.
Twister throws a nice looking combination but Nuts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nuts swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Twister lands with an uppercut that bounces Nuts off the cage and back into range.
Nuts throws a shot from downtown. Twister moves away and avoids it.
Twister misses with a right hand
and Nuts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Twister lands a jab to Nuts's midsection.
Twittle Twister is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Twister moves in looking to clinch but Nuts pushes him off.
Twister misses the shot to the body.
Twister throws the left hand but Nuts avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Twittle Twister dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Twister swings for the body but Nuts moves out of range.
Deez Nuts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Twister throws a leg kick but Nuts sees it coming and checks it nicely.
It looked like Nuts wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Twister fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Twister. That snapped Nuts's head back.
Twister works Nuts's body with a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Nuts.
An attempted straight right counter from Nuts misses the target.
Twister misses with a left hand
and Nuts counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Twister thinking. #KD#
Nuts feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Twister sprawling to the canvas! Twister rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Nuts finish him?!
#ROC#
Twister is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Twister uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nuts.
Twister is still on wobbly legs! Can Nuts finish him?
Twister throws a body shot but no joy.
Twister is looking to land body kicks.
Twister lands a leg kick that knocks Nuts off balance momentarily.
Twister seems to have recovered his senses.#T1#
Twister keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nuts changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A slow jab from Twister misses its intended target.
Twister tries a head kick but it misses.
Twister looks to clinch #KD#
and Nuts counters with a crisp right hand that drops Twister! Nuts lets Twister back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Nuts uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Twister.
A quick step to the side and Nuts tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Twister misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nuts counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Deez Nuts!
A relieved looking Deez Nuts thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Event:
BANDAI 12: Reason
Date: Sep 24, 2018 |
#R1#
Piggott loads up on a big right hand but Burns slips the punch.
Piggott misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Burns.
#TD#
Burns scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SUB#
Burns tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Burns tries for a kimura but Piggott is defending well.
Piggott tries to bench press Burns off him but Burns keeps the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Burns looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Burns goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Piggott rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Burns's guard! Nice work there by Piggott! #T1##SUB#
Burns looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Piggott passes into half guard.
Burns is in trouble now - Piggott has advanced to mount!
Piggott controlling from the full mount.
Burns is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
#SUB2#
Piggott working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Piggott thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Burns is desperately trying to improve his position but Piggott has a good base and remains in mount.
Piggott misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Poor strikes thrown by Piggott there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
#T2#
Burns is looking to improve his position but Piggott isn't that keen on the idea.
Piggott tries to control but Burns wriggling away.
Piggott thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Burns is working to get back to half guard.
Burns holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Piggott tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Burns tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T3##SUB2#
Piggott looking to secure an arm triangle but Burns defends it well.
Burns is looking to improve his position but Piggott isn't that keen on the idea.
Burns wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Piggott.
Burns is in all sorts of trouble here.
#T4#
Piggott manages to capitalize on a mistake by Burns to take his back!
Piggott just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Burns is trying to break free.
Piggott doesn't have the hooks in and Burns manages to turn into his guard.
#SUB#
Burns drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Burns jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Piggott is trying to keep Burns in close.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Burns drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Burns jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Piggott dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Piggott moves forwards but Burns connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Burns on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Piggott throws a body punch but Burns moves out of range.
Burns is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Piggott misses with a body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Piggott.
Burns misses with a wild combination.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Piggott! But no joy.
Piggott throws a poor cross that misses
and Piggott takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burns avoids the body shot from Piggott.
Burns fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Burns takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Burns scores with a decent looking hook.#T1##CL#
Burns has Piggott up against the cage in a clinch.
Burns stalling in the clinch.
Piggott goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stalling in the clinch from Piggott.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Burns.
Piggott blocks an uppercut.
Piggott scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Burns pushes Piggott back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Piggott misses with some punches.
#T2#
Piggott doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Piggott misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Burns.
Piggott tries to pull guard but Burns won't allow it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Piggott tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Piggott misses with the head strike.
#T3#
Piggott has a couple of punches blocked by Burns.
Piggott will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Burns up against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Piggott - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Piggott tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Burns's elbow.
Piggott misses with a body punch.
Piggott leaning his opponent against the cage.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Burns blocking some punches.
Piggott fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Piggott tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Piggott.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Piggott misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Burns.
Burns has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Piggott after a bit of a struggle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Lester Piggott will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Piggott misses with a looping left.
Burns lands with a nice combination. Piggott backs away looking to recover.
No joy there for Burns, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Piggott! But no joy.
Nice straight punches there by Piggott. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Piggott.
Billy Burns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burns lands a nice looking body shot.
Piggott connects with a right hand. Burns shakes it off.
Burns throws a shot from downtown. Piggott moves away and avoids it.
Burns works the jab nicely.
Piggott misses with a looping right.
Piggott with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Piggott misses with a body shot.
Jab by Piggott.
Some wild striking there from Burns.
#T1#
Burns bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#CL#
Piggott tries to keep at a distance but Burns has taken the fight into the clinch.
Burns lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Piggott tries to pull guard but Burns holds him up against the cage and eventually Piggott drops back down to his feet.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Piggott. #TD#
Burns lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
#SUB#
Burns is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Piggott is just riding it out for now. Burns eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Burns is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Piggott doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Burns. #T2#
Piggott wants to improve his position but Burns is controlling well.
#SUB#
Burns looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Burns wants to pass the guard but Piggott is defending well. #T3#
Piggott is trying to control but can't.
#SUB#
Burns is working for a submission of some sort.
Billy Burns has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lester Piggott is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB#
Piggott is defending against the submission attempts here by Burns.
#SUB#
Burns is working for a kimura here but Piggott manages to reverse the position and he's now in Burns's guard.
#T4#
Piggott content to stall in guard here. #SUB#
Burns is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Burns looking to hit a scissor sweep but Piggott is one step ahead there.
Piggott is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Piggott passes easily into side control. Nice work.
And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Burns showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Piggott has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lester Piggott!
During a confident post fight interview, Lester Piggott thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
BANDAI 6: Galaxy
Date: Sep 02, 2018 |
#R1##TD#
Abbot shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Piggott's guard.
Abbot wants to control from the top but Piggott keeps moving.
Piggott trying to keep a closed guard but Abbot is proving a slippery customer.
Abbot postures up in Piggott's guard and throws a big left but Piggott blocks it.
Piggott preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Piggott has momentary wrist control but Abbot slips an elbow through the middle.
Abbot keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Piggott's head.#SUB2#
Piggott is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Abbot is aware though and is defending well.
Piggott is trying to keep Abbot in close.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Piggott looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Abbot throws a big elbow that misses.
Abbot makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#T1#
Abbot lands a couple of elbows.
Abbot knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Piggott on the ground.
Abbot postures up in Piggott's guard and throws a big left but Piggott blocks it.
Abbot loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Abbot throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Piggott works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Abbot loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Abbot loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Piggott pulls Abbot in to control the position.
Abbot trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #SUB2#
Piggott has his feet on Abbot's thighs here. He's pushed Abbot off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Abbot screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lester Piggott!
During a confident post fight interview, Lester Piggott thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Event:
BANDAI 3: Honor
Date: Aug 13, 2018 |
#R1#
Piggott misses with an uppercut
and Eldoroado connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Piggott misses with an uppercut
and Eldoroado counters with a nice uppercut.
Piggott falls off balance throwing a combination
and Eldoroado counters with a right hand to the body.
Piggott lands a body shot.
A jab from Eldoroado finds it's way through Piggott's defenses. #CL#
Piggott moves into the clinch successfully.
Piggott is stalling here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Piggott.
A short right from Piggott on the inside.
Piggott blocking some punches.
Piggott struggles to land a body shot inside as Eldoroado controls his hands.
Piggott lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.#T1#
Eldoroado tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Piggott prevents Eldoroado from breaking the clinch.
Piggott digs a right hand into Eldoroado's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Eldoroado's gas tank. #TD#
Piggott pulls guard.
Eldoroado is fighting to break Piggott's control of his arms but Piggott is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.#SUB#
Piggott pushes a forearm under Eldoroado's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Eldoroado is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lester Piggott!
During a confident post fight interview, Lester Piggott thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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