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by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 24, 2018 |
#R1##TD#
Valdez scores with a takedown into Flaccidissimo's guard.
Valdez throws an elbow that misses. Flaccidissimo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Valdez's guard. Nice move by Flaccidissimo!#REVB#
Flaccidissimo is in close to Valdez's body, working some short punches and elbows.#SUB#
Flaccidissimo avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Flaccidissimo is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Flaccidissimo sitting in guard here, content to control.
Flaccidissimo has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Team TAKEFUUDOWN. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Valdez could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Flaccidissimo content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flaccidissimo pushing down on Valdez's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Flaccidissimo working over Valdez with some ground and pound. Valdez looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Flaccidissimo performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Flaccidissimo passes to full mount! #T1#
Valdez keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Flaccidissimo putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#SUB2#
Flaccidissimo is working for a guillotine from mount but Valdez frees his head quite easily.
Valdez is working to get back to half guard.
Flaccidissimo punishing his opponent with strikes. #T2#
Flaccidissimo lands a heavy elbow.
Flaccidissimo postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Valdez in real trouble here! The ref calls for Valdez to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Limpy Flaccidissimo!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 16, 2018 |
#R1##TD2#
Flaccidissimo looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Finley really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Flaccidissimo wants to control from the top but Finley keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Finley wants to sweep here but Flaccidissimo controlling him for the moment.
Flaccidissimo looking to sit in guard and control but Finley gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Finley will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB2#
Flaccidissimo working for a triangle but Finley defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flaccidissimo has a closed guard, preventing Finley from standing up.
Flaccidissimo trying to keep a closed guard but Finley is proving a slippery customer.
#T1#
Finley is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Finley stopping the sweep attempt from Flaccidissimo.
Finley trying to stand up but can't free himself from Flaccidissimo's guard.
Finley throws a big elbow that misses.
Flaccidissimo is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Finley makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Finley.#SUB#
Finley looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Finley is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Flaccidissimo showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T2#
It looks like Flaccidissimo might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Flaccidissimo throwing strikes but missing.
Flaccidissimo with a nice head shot there.
Flaccidissimo must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Finley working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Flaccidissimo doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Flaccidissimo manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Flaccidissimo showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T3##SUB#
Finley throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Flaccidissimo is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Flaccidissimo looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Finley escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Flaccidissimo gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Finley looking to hit a scissor sweep but Flaccidissimo is one step ahead there. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Flaccidissimo pushing down on Finley's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #SUB2#
Flaccidissimo is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Finley doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Flaccidissimo. #SUB2#
Flaccidissimo is trying to work for a kimura but Finley is defending well.
#SUB2#
Flaccidissimo is working for a submission of some sort.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Flaccidissimo trying to mount his opponent but Finley defends it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Limpy Flaccidissimo dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Flaccidissimo drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Flaccidissimo trying to control the position from guard on top but Finley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Finley wants to sweep here but Flaccidissimo controlling him for the moment.
Flaccidissimo trying to control but Finley is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Finley is looking for a triangle but Flaccidissimo pushes his legs off easily.
Flaccidissimo throws a strike but Finley rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Flaccidissimo is pulling down on Finley's head to control his posture. #T1#
Flaccidissimo looking for a sweep. Not yet Flaccidissimo, not yet.
Flaccidissimo looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Flaccidissimo wants to sweep but no luck.
Flaccidissimo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #SUB2#
Flaccidissimo looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Flaccidissimo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Finley is looking to work some ground and pound but Flaccidissimo has wrist control.
Finley content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Flaccidissimo has control of Finley's left arm, preventing Finley from doing any damage.
Flaccidissimo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Finley throwing strikes but missing.
Flaccidissimo wants to sweep but no luck.
Finley loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Flaccidissimo wants to sweep here but Finley controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Flaccidissimo has his feet on Finley's thighs here. He's pushed Finley off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Finley screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Limpy Flaccidissimo!
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