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Event: RH71     
Date:   Aug 17, 2019
#R1#
You Really Want To Hurt wants to clinch.
Bennett circles away from the clinch attempt.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A big right from Bennett misses.
Bennett looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Bennett paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - You Really Want To Hurt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to close the distance and clinch but Bennett swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bennett punishes You Really Want To Hurt's body with a nice straight punch.
You Really Want To Hurt darts in trying to clinch
and Bennett makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bennett throws out a loose jab but You Really Want To Hurt uses good head movement to avoid it.
You Really Want To Hurt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt rushes Bennett and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Bennett working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bennett.
Bennett lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bennett tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Bennett blocks an uppercut.
Bennett scores with a hook to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Bennett. #CUT#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
Bennett scores with a hook to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt looks winded!
Bennett blocking some punches.
Bennett scores with a shoulder strike.
Bennett lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Bennett works on You Really Want To Hurt's body with a couple of short punches.
You Really Want To Hurt takes a shot to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Bennett.
Bennett lands a left hand that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Bennett softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Bennett stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bennett presses You Really Want To Hurt against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Bennett.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bennett stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bennett lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bennett gets through You Really Want To Hurt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#BC#
Bennett breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bennett tests You Really Want To Hurt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bennett throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
You Really Want To Hurt doesn't manage to clinch there - Bennett circles away.
You Really Want To Hurt wants to clinch but Bennett slips to the side
and Bennett counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T2#
Bennett misses with a hook.
You Really Want To Hurt swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bennett lunges at You Really Want To Hurt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by You Really Want To Hurt's hand.
You Really Want To Hurt takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bennett scores with a decent looking hook.#ROC#
You Really Want To Hurt is rocked!
You Really Want To Hurt tries to clinch but Bennett moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Bennett misses the target.
You Really Want To Hurt is still on wobbly legs! Can Bennett finish him?
Bennett scores with a body shot.
Bennett swings and misses with a hook to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt seems to have recovered his senses.
You Really Want To Hurt walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! You Really Want To Hurt is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). John Bennett!
John Bennett retains his heavyweight title!

 

Event: RH55     
Date:   Jul 20, 2019
#R1#
Vihdonic throws a head kick that You Really Want To Hurt semi-blocks. #CUT2#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
Vihdonic with a nice cross.
You Really Want To Hurt stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Vihdonic.
A thudding body kick lands there by Vihdonic!
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook. Vihdonic ducked under it nicely.
Vihdonic throws a head kick that half lands.
You Really Want To Hurt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vihdonic throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Vihdonic connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vihdonic wants to clinch.
Vihdonic takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#T1#
A combination from Vihdonic does no damage.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking to counter punch.
Vihdonic fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and You Really Want To Hurt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Vihdonic feints and then cracks You Really Want To Hurt's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow You Really Want To Hurt down.
You Really Want To Hurt avoids the body shot from Vihdonic. #CL2#
Vihdonic gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Vihdonic pushes You Really Want To Hurt back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
You Really Want To Hurt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vihdonic's elbow.
You Really Want To Hurt is leaning against Vihdonic and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
Vihdonic misses with a hook from the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Vihdonic just misses with a elbow thrown towards You Really Want To Hurt's brow.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt tries a body shot but Vihdonic blocks it.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks an elbow strike.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Vihdonic comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #CUT2#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is getting worse.#T2#
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vihdonic lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Vihdonic lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Vihdonic blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a light punch inside.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Vihdonic.
You Really Want To Hurt struggles to land a body shot inside as Vihdonic controls his hands.
Vihdonic has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
Vihdonic wants to stall.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with some punches.
Vihdonic throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt. #BC#
You Really Want To Hurt breaks the clinch.
Vihdonic connects with a single shot there.
You Really Want To Hurt lands an overhand right.#CUT#
It looks like Dhabu Vihdonic has been cut.
Vihdonic takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Vihdonic moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with an uppercut. Vihdonic saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dhabu Vihdonic dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
You Really Want To Hurt takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Vihdonic lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Vihdonic misses with a double jab
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a perfect left hook, dropping Vihdonic to the canvas. He tries to get back up quickly but his equilibrium is all over the place! He's up... he's back down again! There's no need for a count as the referee calls off the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
During a confident post fight interview, Do You Really Want To Hurt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: RH46     
Date:   Jun 29, 2019
#R1#
Cheba gets cracked there but stands up to it. #CUT#
It looks like Stanislaw Cheba has been cut.#KD#
You Really Want To Hurt catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Cheba stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Cheba walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!
You Really Want To Hurt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheba.
Cheba unleashes a big counter combination but You Really Want To Hurt bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Cheba ducks right into an uppercut from You Really Want To Hurt. #ROC#
Cheba is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
You Really Want To Hurt connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of Cheba's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked Cheba - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
During a confident post fight interview, Do You Really Want To Hurt thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: RH33     
Date:   Jun 04, 2019
#R1#
Vihdonic moves away from the strike by You Really Want To Hurt.
Vihdonic looks to score with a jab to the body but You Really Want To Hurt is just out of range.
A quick step to the side and You Really Want To Hurt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt clinches up against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with the head strike.
You Really Want To Hurt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a light punch inside.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a punch but it's blocked by Vihdonic.
Vihdonic is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook from the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vihdonic blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Vihdonic blocks an uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Vihdonic.
Vihdonic throws an elbow but it misses.
Vihdonic lands with a left to the head.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Vihdonic just misses with a elbow thrown towards You Really Want To Hurt's brow.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Vihdonic. #T1#
Vihdonic tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vihdonic can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
Vihdonic misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with some punches.
Vihdonic can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
You Really Want To Hurt takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
You Really Want To Hurt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Vihdonic lands a nice elbow.
Vihdonic lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is getting worse.
Vihdonic looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for You Really Want To Hurt.
Vihdonic misses with a punch to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with the head strike.
Vihdonic cracks You Really Want To Hurt with a nice body shot.
Vihdonic tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Vihdonic back against the ropes.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Vihdonic.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vihdonic gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. #CUT2#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vihdonic misses with an elbow strike. #T2#
You Really Want To Hurt gets through Vihdonic's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
You Really Want To Hurt takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#
Jeez, Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dhabu Vihdonic!
After the fight, Dhabu Vihdonic was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: The Island Season 9, 265 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   May 04, 2019
#R1##CL2#
Fujita clinches.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Fujita fails to land.
Fujita working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
You Really Want To Hurt is stalling here.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fujita goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fujita working aggressively here.
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fujita.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fujita lands with a light punch inside.
You Really Want To Hurt has Fujita pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fujita goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
You Really Want To Hurt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fujita up against the cage.
Fujita tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow. #T1#
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fujita throws a blind hook that connects with the side of You Really Want To Hurts head.
Fujita has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
A left hand lands to the body for Fujita.
Fujita presses You Really Want To Hurt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fujita lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita pushes You Really Want To Hurt back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
You Really Want To Hurt is breathing heavily.
Fujita misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Fujita.
Fujita lands a left hand that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
Fujita misses with a punch to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fujita misses with a punch on the inside.
Fujita tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fujita lands a nice shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. #T2#
Fujita working aggressively here.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
Fujita lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt You Really Want To Hurt or not.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fujita lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fujita lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Fujita.
Fujita lands a right hand.
Fujita doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with the head strike.
Fujita lands a shoulder strike.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
Fujita goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fujita throws a head punch that misses.
You Really Want To Hurt leaning against his opponent.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
Fujita swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fujita lands a body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt tries a body shot but Fujita blocks it.
A short right from Fujita.
Fujita has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. You Really Want To Hurt seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Fujita can turn it around.
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage.
Fujita lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook to the ribs.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Fujita.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Fujita.
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage.
Fujita misses with some punches.
Fujita lands with a short shot to the head.
Fujita blocks a body shot from You Really Want To Hurt.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fujita.#T4#
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to maintain a safe position but Fujita gets an underhook and turns You Really Want To Hurt into the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Fujita.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control the position but instead, Fujita has worked for underhooks and has pushed You Really Want To Hurt into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fujita creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt has Fujita pushed against the cage.
Good body shot from Fujita.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fujita throws a head punch that misses.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
You Really Want To Hurt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fujita throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Fujita.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kaz Fujita dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
You Really Want To Hurt digs a good hook to Fujita's body. #CL#
You Really Want To Hurt closes the distance and clinches.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fujita has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita misses with some punches.
Fujita can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
Fujita swings wildly with an uppercut but You Really Want To Hurt uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fujita up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Fujita.
Fujita misses with a punch on the inside.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T1#
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Fujita.
A short left from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks an uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fujita up against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fujita.
A shot in the inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a shoulder strike.
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Fujita tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fujita has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Fujita fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Fujita fails to land.
Fujita misses with a hook from the clinch. #T2#
Fujita goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fujita prevents a body shot from You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Fujita doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
Fujita goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fujita misses with a punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt stalls.
Fujita misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kaz Fujita seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fujita tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Fujita back against the cage.
Fujita struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
A short uppercut from Fujita.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fujita struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
You Really Want To Hurt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T3#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the side of the head.#CUT#
It looks like Kaz Fujita has been cut.
Fujita lands a right hand.
Fujita has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fujita tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Fujita back against the cage.
Fujita tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fujita misses with a body punch.
Fujita misses with a punch to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Fujita scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fujita backwards.
A right hand to the body from Fujita.
Fujita tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Fujita back against the cage.
Fujita tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fujita doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T4#
You Really Want To Hurt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Fujita up against the cage.
Fujita misses with a body punch.
Fujita fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fujita has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fujita tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Fujita fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fujita or not.
Fujita throws a head punch that misses.
Fujita fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fujita struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fujita struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a right to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Kaz Fujita will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Kaz Fujita's cut.
That's time! You Really Want To Hurt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
You Really Want To Hurt connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Fujita's hands.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A decent looking cross lands there for You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with an uppercut
and Fujita counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
Fujita tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. You Really Want To Hurt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
You Really Want To Hurt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt has Fujita up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fujita stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Fujita misses with the head strike.
Fujita tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fujita misses with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Fujita back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Fujita.
Fujita swings wildly with an uppercut but You Really Want To Hurt uses good head movement to avoid it.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Fujita.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a left hand.
Fujita misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fujita tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt wants to stall.
Fujita misses with the head strike. #T2#
You Really Want To Hurt taking a breather.
Fujita misses with a punch on the inside.
Fujita has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by You Really Want To Hurt.
Fujita swings wildly with an uppercut but You Really Want To Hurt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fujita digs a right hand underneath You Really Want To Hurt's ribcage. You Really Want To Hurt let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fujita lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fujita misses with a punch on the inside.
Fujita tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fujita digs a right hand into You Really Want To Hurt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on You Really Want To Hurt's gas tank.
Fujita throws a head punch that misses.
Fujita working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fujita misses with a punch on the inside.
Fujita tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it. #T3#
Fujita lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fujita doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to stall but Fujita uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fujita creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fujita throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fujita throws a head punch that misses.
Fujita doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fujita lands a body punch in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Fujita.
Fujita lands an uppercut.
Fujita tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Fujita back against the cage.
Fujita lands a hook that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Fujita tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Fujita throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking to control Fujita's arms but Fujita gets an underhook and turns him. Now You Really Want To Hurt has his back to the cage.
Fujita has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #T4#
Fujita misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fujita misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks Fujita with a nice body shot.
Fujita lands a body punch.
Fujita misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fujita struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Fujita working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fujita scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fujita can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fujita throws a head punch that misses.
Fujita doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fujita fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Do You Really Want To Hurt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Fujita.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a shot to the kidneys.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kaz Fujita comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fujita winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Bart Greer scores the fight for Kaz Fujita!
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Kaz Fujita!
Judge David Hoff scores the fight for Kaz Fujita!

Kaz Fujita wins by unanimous decision!

 

Event: IFA 20-94     
Date:   Apr 20, 2019
#R1#
McPherson throws a body shot but no joy. #TD#
McPherson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
McPherson lands with a punch from half guard.
You Really Want To Hurt felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #SUB#
McPherson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking for a sweep. McPherson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
You Really Want To Hurt blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
McPherson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. You Really Want To Hurt defending well though. #T1#
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #CUT#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
McPherson is looking to take a break and control but You Really Want To Hurt is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McPherson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McPherson thows a huge punch but You Really Want To Hurt dodges it nicely.
You Really Want To Hurt is controlling McPherson's position as best he can from this difficult position.
McPherson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McPherson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control here.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots.
McPherson not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T2#
You Really Want To Hurt blocking the ground and pound attempt from McPherson.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control from the bottom.
McPherson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
McPherson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McPherson lands a nice short elbow.
McPherson looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
You Really Want To Hurt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McPherson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McPherson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #CUT#
The cut above Do You Really Want To Hurt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head. #CUT#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: IFA 11.04     
Date:   Apr 11, 2019
#R1#
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a straight right. Te Kuma didn't see that one coming.
Te Kuma definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Te Kuma throws a poor cross that misses
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a stiff right hand.
Te Kuma misses with a body shot.
Te Kuma throws a jab but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to counter by closing the distance.
Te Kuma loads up on a big right hand but You Really Want To Hurt slips the punch.
Te Kuma misses with a two punch combination.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a hook but Te Kuma avoids it easily.
Te Kuma lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but You Really Want To Hurt circles away quickly and effectively.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with the combination.
Te Kuma throws a lazy uppercut
and You Really Want To Hurt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
You Really Want To Hurt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Te Kuma throws a big shot that misses.
You Really Want To Hurt connects with a nice looking jab.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Te Kuma misses with a few strikes there.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Te Kuma stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Te Kuma misses with an uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short right from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt just leaning against Te Kuma, taking a breather.
Te Kuma misses with some punches.
You Really Want To Hurt is pushing Te Kuma up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
You Really Want To Hurt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Te Kuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The referee calls for You Really Want To Hurt to work.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
Te Kuma misses with a hook.
You Really Want To Hurt looks to score with a jab to the body but Te Kuma is just out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt works the jab nicely.
You Really Want To Hurt slips under a jab.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Te Kuma with a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Te Kuma there.
Te Kuma looks to score with a jab to the body but You Really Want To Hurt is just out of range.#T2#
Te Kuma is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Te Kuma wants to clinch.
Te Kuma throws a sloppy body shot
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a lovely shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt jabs Te Kuma to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
You Really Want To Hurt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
You Really Want To Hurt catches Te Kuma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt darts in and clinches Te Kuma up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a left to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as You Really Want To Hurt takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Te Kuma misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from You Really Want To Hurt.
Te Kuma is breathing heavily.
Te Kuma fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Te Kuma.#T3#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a right hand.
A right hook to the body lands for You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt works on Te Kuma's body with a couple of short punches.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling.
You Really Want To Hurt presses Te Kuma against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body shot.
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC2#
Te Kuma is rocked!
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Te Kuma.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Te Kuma or not. #T4#
You Really Want To Hurt stalls.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as You Really Want To Hurt takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The crowd are getting on You Really Want To Hurt's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a jab, cross combination. #CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt has managed to clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
Te Kuma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from You Really Want To Hurt on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Te Kuma is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
You Really Want To Hurt unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Te Kuma! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but You Really Want To Hurt is unloading with more strikes now! Te Kuma drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
Our winner, Do You Really Want To Hurt, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: IFA 28:03     
Date:   Mar 28, 2019
#R1#
A jab lands there for You Really Want To Hurt.
Cobra throws a right hand that misses
and You Really Want To Hurt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cobra shoots for a double leg takedown but You Really Want To Hurt sprawls well. He's pushed Cobra's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #CL2#
Cobra gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cobra misses with a punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a body punch.
Cobra lands an uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook to the ribs.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cobra changes levels and goes for a takedown here. You Really Want To Hurt fights it off and pushes away nicely.
You Really Want To Hurt jabs Cobra to the body, keeping him at a distance.#CL2#
Cobra gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
You Really Want To Hurt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cobra up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to stall but Cobra uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cobra has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. You Really Want To Hurt avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Do You Really Want To Hurt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kyle Cobra.
A short right from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T1#
You Really Want To Hurt tries to work over Cobra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cobra tries to pull guard but You Really Want To Hurt won't allow it.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Cobra.
You Really Want To Hurt stalls. #TD2#
Cobra successfully pulls guard.
Cobra looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Cobra is on top in guard. #REVB#
Cobra in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
You Really Want To Hurt preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
You Really Want To Hurt controlling the position.
Cobra postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cobra throws a big right hand that misses.
You Really Want To Hurt keeping full guard, as Cobra tries to pass.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cobra accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #T2#
Cobra with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cobra postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Cobra trying to control the position from guard on top but You Really Want To Hurt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
You Really Want To Hurt keeping full guard, as Cobra tries to pass.
You Really Want To Hurt has momentary wrist control but Cobra slips an elbow through the middle.
You Really Want To Hurt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if You Really Want To Hurt tries to get out of the position.
Cobra throwing strikes but missing.
You Really Want To Hurt keeping moving, preventing Cobra from controlling successfully.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control the position here.
Cobra throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as You Really Want To Hurt works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T3#
Cobra tries to free his leg and advance position but You Really Want To Hurt is retaining full guard.
Cobra passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cobra tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
You Really Want To Hurt is not content to let Cobra control the position.
Cobra misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Cobra has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for You Really Want To Hurt!
You Really Want To Hurt avoids a series of strikes thrown by Cobra.
Cobra punishing his opponent with strikes. #CUT2#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
Cobra thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Cobra scores with a couple of good head shots there.
You Really Want To Hurt is in a horrible position here. Cobra smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position. #T4#
Cobra raining down shots from the mount!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cobra landing strikes, looking to finish!
Cobra avoids the attempt from You Really Want To Hurt to control.
Cobra punishing his opponent with strikes.
You Really Want To Hurt in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #CUT2#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is getting worse.
You Really Want To Hurt is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Cobra throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Cobra pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Cobra raining down hammerfists from mount.#ROC2#
You Really Want To Hurt is rocked!#CUT2#
Jeez, Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kyle Cobra!
An out of breath Kyle Cobra thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: IFA 16:03     
Date:   Mar 16, 2019
#R1##CL#
You Really Want To Hurt instigates a clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt can't find room to land a body shot as Mayhem controls the action.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Mayhem.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Mayhem working aggressively here.
Mayhem works on You Really Want To Hurt's body with a couple of short punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Mayhem.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem lands a right hand that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to stall but Mayhem uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
You Really Want To Hurt blocking some punches.
Mayhem lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mayhem's coach down at Temp Spar Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Mayhem's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt can't find room to land a body shot as Mayhem controls the action. #T1#
Mayhem has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mayhem presses You Really Want To Hurt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to maintain a safe position but Mayhem gets an underhook and turns You Really Want To Hurt into the cage.
Mayhem misses with a punch on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
You Really Want To Hurt works on Mayhem's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt has Mayhem pressed against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
You Really Want To Hurt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short right from Mayhem on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks Mayhem with a nice body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short shot to the head.
Mayhem misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem swings wildly with an uppercut but You Really Want To Hurt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Mayhem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Mayhem lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem lands a body punch. #T3#
Mayhem misses with the head strike.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mayhem.
A head punch on the inside from Mayhem fails to land.
You Really Want To Hurt taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt slows down the pace here.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mayhem is keeping busy.
Mayhem misses with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a body punch.
Mayhem throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling in the clinch but Mayhem improves position.
Mayhem misses with a body punch.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to stall.
Mayhem gets through You Really Want To Hurt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mayhem lands a body punch in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt wants to stall.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bryan Mayhem dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Mayhem lands with an uppercut that bounces You Really Want To Hurt off the cage and back into range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Mayhem in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.#CL2#
Mayhem moves into the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt can't find room to land a body shot as Mayhem controls the action.
A body shot lands from Mayhem.
You Really Want To Hurt can't find room to land a body shot as Mayhem controls the action.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
You Really Want To Hurt lands an uppercut.
Mayhem is leaning against You Really Want To Hurt and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem blocking some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
You Really Want To Hurt looking to slow down the pace here.
Mayhem tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
Mayhem tries to work over You Really Want To Hurt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bryan Mayhem seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
You Really Want To Hurt can't find room to land a body shot as Mayhem controls the action.
Mayhem misses with the head strike.
Mayhem scores with a shot to the side of You Really Want To Hurt's head.
A right handed body shot lands from Mayhem.
Mayhem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of You Really Want To Hurts head.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to control the position but instead, Mayhem has worked for underhooks and has pushed You Really Want To Hurt into the cage.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch.
A body shot lands from Mayhem.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T2#
Mayhem lands a left hand.
A right hook to the body lands for Mayhem.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Mayhem. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Mayhem lands a hook that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Mayhem lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Mayhem.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mayhem lands an uppercut.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem working aggressively here.
Mayhem misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem is working You Really Want To Hurt over against the cage.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T3#
You Really Want To Hurt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Mayhem.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook from the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt trying to stall but Mayhem improves his position.
Mayhem has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to work over Mayhem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
Mayhem gets through You Really Want To Hurt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mayhem tried to land a shot to the body but connects with You Really Want To Hurt's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks an uppercut.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs. #T4#
Mayhem lands with a left to the head.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Mayhem.
You Really Want To Hurt wants to stall.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Mayhem as You Really Want To Hurt tries to tie him up.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mayhem fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mayhem lands a body punch in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt prevents a body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem scores with a hook to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bryan Mayhem showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Mayhem moves into the clinch.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mayhem.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mayhem misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem throws a head punch that misses.
Mayhem working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mayhem lands a nice shot to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mayhem has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mayhem.#T1#
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Mayhem - that landed with a thud.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to maintain a safe position but Mayhem gets an underhook and turns You Really Want To Hurt into the cage.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
Mayhem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mayhem lands with a short shot to the head.
Mayhem tries to throw a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it by throwing Mayhem back against the cage.
Mayhem lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a body punch.
Mayhem lands a left hand.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
You Really Want To Hurt can't find room to land a body shot as Mayhem controls the action.
Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mayhem lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T2#
Mayhem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mayhem.
Mayhem lands an uppercut.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from You Really Want To Hurt fails to land.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Mayhem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mayhem struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Mayhem throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mayhem. #T3#
You Really Want To Hurt leaning against his opponent.
A right handed body shot lands from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to work over Mayhem's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a right hand.
Mayhem tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking to control Mayhem's arms but Mayhem gets an underhook and turns him. Now You Really Want To Hurt has his back to the cage.
Mayhem digs a right hand into You Really Want To Hurt's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on You Really Want To Hurt's gas tank.
Mayhem tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mayhem lands a body punch.
Mayhem can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
Mayhem lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mayhem misses with a hook from the clinch. #T4#
Mayhem misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mayhem lands a left hand that snaps the head of You Really Want To Hurt backwards.
Mayhem misses with a body punch.
You Really Want To Hurt is trying to stall.
Mayhem lands a nice uppercut.
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
You Really Want To Hurt takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mayhem.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mayhem working aggressively here.
Mayhem pushes You Really Want To Hurt back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#CUT2#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is getting worse.
You Really Want To Hurt tries a body shot but Mayhem blocks it.
Do You Really Want To Hurt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mayhem tries a body shot but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bryan Mayhem comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mayhem has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 27:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bryan Mayhem!

A relieved looking Bryan Mayhem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: IFA : 02/03     
Date:   Mar 02, 2019
#R1#
You Really Want To Hurt thuds a left hand into Drago's body.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a nice strike.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a hook #TD2#
and Drago counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
You Really Want To Hurt is in trouble now - Drago has advanced to mount!
Drago with a couple of short strikes.
Drago can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as You Really Want To Hurt is looking to escape.
You Really Want To Hurt's coaches at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Drago postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. You Really Want To Hurt looks a forlorn figure.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drago lands a nice shot to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
Drago lands with some strikes.
Drago avoids the attempt from You Really Want To Hurt to control.
You Really Want To Hurt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if You Really Want To Hurt tries to get out of the position.
Drago cracks You Really Want To Hurt with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena. #CUT2#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.#T1#
Drago content just to control the position here.
A nice elbow there by Drago.#CUT2#
Jeez, Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Downwith Drago!
Downwith Drago is the new heavyweight champion!

 

Event: IFA : 21-02-19     
Date:   Feb 21, 2019
#R1##CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt has closed the distance and engaged McPherson in a clinch.
McPherson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. You Really Want To Hurt just stands there and leans against the cage.
The referee calls for You Really Want To Hurt to work.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a body shot from McPherson.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
McPherson throws a punch but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
McPherson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
You Really Want To Hurt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
McPherson drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
You Really Want To Hurt has McPherson pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling the fight.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
The crowd are getting on You Really Want To Hurt's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt works on McPherson's body with a couple of short punches.#T1#
McPherson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a nice body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt controlling the action here for a moment.
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McPherson letting You Really Want To Hurt take a breather here.
You Really Want To Hurt has McPherson pushed against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt connects with a body shot that sends McPherson's belly button to the back.
Nice uppercut lands for You Really Want To Hurt. That snapped McPherson's head back.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McPherson takes a jab right on the kisser.
McPherson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McPherson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T2#
McPherson goes for a double leg but You Really Want To Hurt avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as You Really Want To Hurt continues to drive forward.
McPherson sets himself, and You Really Want To Hurt steps forward looking for the clinch! McPherson avoids it this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd McPherson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McPherson shoots in looking for a takedown but You Really Want To Hurt manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McPherson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
You Really Want To Hurt uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McPherson has time to react.#KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a big uppercut and McPherson crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but McPherson looks OK. You Really Want To Hurt waves McPherson back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McPherson throws a body punch but You Really Want To Hurt moves out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to counter with a clinch but McPherson shakes him off and moves away.
Do You Really Want To Hurt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McPherson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
You Really Want To Hurt comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
McPherson is aggressively charging in as You Really Want To Hurt backs up avoiding any damage. You Really Want To Hurt tosses out a jab and McPherson runs right into it face first! McPherson is out cold! You Really Want To Hurt dropped down on all fours and is barking in McPherson's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Do You Really Want To Hurt! Do You Really Want To Hurt retains his heavyweight title!
Do You Really Want To Hurt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: IFA : 14/02     
Date:   Feb 14, 2019
#R1#
The fighters circling - McPherson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a jab to the jaw.
You Really Want To Hurt misses the shot to the body.
McPherson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Turd McPherson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
You Really Want To Hurt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McPherson.
McPherson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
You Really Want To Hurt swings for the body but McPherson moves out of range.
McPherson circles away from the clinch attempt.
McPherson misses with a leg kick
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick by McPherson misses
and You Really Want To Hurt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt stuns McPherson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McPherson throws a lazy right hand but You Really Want To Hurt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
You Really Want To Hurt jabs at McPherson's body.
McPherson is breathing heavily.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a jab to McPherson's midsection.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice hook to McPherson's body. McPherson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Some wild striking there from You Really Want To Hurt. #T1#
McPherson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
You Really Want To Hurt punishes McPherson's body with a nice straight punch.#KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt cracks McPherson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McPherson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can You Really Want To Hurt finish him? #ROC2#
McPherson is rocked!
You Really Want To Hurt Throws a clean left jab. You Really Want To Hurt Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with McPherson's chin! McPherson crumbles to the ground and You Really Want To Hurt follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by You Really Want To Hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt! Do You Really Want To Hurt retains his heavyweight title!
Do You Really Want To Hurt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: IFL : KO     
Date:   Jan 25, 2019
#R1#
You Really Want To Hurt cracks Caesar with a good jab.
You Really Want To Hurt stuns Caesar with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#KD#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a big uppercut and Caesar crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Caesar looks OK. You Really Want To Hurt waves Caesar back to his feet!#CUT#
It looks like Black Caesar has been cut.#CL2#
Caesar has You Really Want To Hurt up against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Caesar jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as You Really Want To Hurt walks away with a smile on his face. Caesar gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
You Really Want To Hurt drops Caesar with a straight right hand, right on the button! You Really Want To Hurt follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
Do You Really Want To Hurt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: IFA Proving Grounds     
Date:   Jan 13, 2019
#R1#
Nice body punch from You Really Want To Hurt.
Downwith Drago seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drago dives in for a single leg takedown but You Really Want To Hurt sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt stuffs the takedown attempt from Drago. Drago gets slowly back to his feet.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking to clinch but Drago is avoiding it.
Drago gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and You Really Want To Hurt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#
It looks like Downwith Drago has been cut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Downwith Drago. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Drago gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a straight right hand.
Drago shoots for a takedown but You Really Want To Hurt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Drago has been working on his balance at Temp Spar Gym, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt just misses with a punch to the body.
Drago tries for a takedown but You Really Want To Hurt circles away easily
and You Really Want To Hurt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Drago is breathing heavily.
Drago walks into a jab.
You Really Want To Hurt's corner calls for a 1-2. You Really Want To Hurt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Drago changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. You Really Want To Hurt tries to avoid it but Drago manages to keep hold of a leg and drag You Really Want To Hurt to the ground. You Really Want To Hurt escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!#KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt sends Drago crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! You Really Want To Hurt is motioning to the referee to let Drago up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#
Drago is rocked!#CUT2#
Downwith Drago's cut is getting worse.
Drago with a lazy takedown attempt #CL2#
and You Really Want To Hurt moves into the clinch.
Oh Drago is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Drago goes for a takedown in the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt prevents it.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
Drago is working for takedown but You Really Want To Hurt is calmly controlling the position for now.
Drago seems to have got his legs back now.#T1#
Drago is looking for a takedown up against the cage. You Really Want To Hurt gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling. #KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt drops Drago onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Drago is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
You Really Want To Hurt cracks Drago with a nice body shot.
A short left from You Really Want To Hurt.
Come on You Really Want To Hurt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Drago tries to score a body lock takedown but You Really Want To Hurt shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a left to the head.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling.
You Really Want To Hurt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Drago up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice shot to the body. #T2#
Drago takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CUT2#
Downwith Drago's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
You Really Want To Hurt's coach down at ELITE Island Gym - 19 Elite Coaches was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on You Really Want To Hurt's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt moves into the clinch.
A short uppercut from You Really Want To Hurt.
Drago tries for a takedown but You Really Want To Hurt manages to get underhooks.
Drago has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. You Really Want To Hurt is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Drago has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by You Really Want To Hurt after a bit of a struggle.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt has Drago pushed against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.#T3#
You Really Want To Hurt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
You Really Want To Hurt continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a big uppercut and Drago crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Drago looks OK. You Really Want To Hurt waves Drago back to his feet!#CUT2#
Jeez, Downwith Drago's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Downwith Drago's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
Do You Really Want To Hurt is the new heavyweight champion!
Do You Really Want To Hurt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: ROTI-23     
Date:   Jan 06, 2019
#R1#
You Really Want To Hurt thuds his right hand into Laws's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#CUT#
It looks like Rick Laws has been cut.
Laws misses with a takedown attempt #KD#
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a nice right hand that sends Laws toppling to the canvas! Laws scrambles and gets back to his feet - can You Really Want To Hurt finish him?!#ROC#
Laws is rocked!
Laws shoots and misses
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Laws to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by You Really Want To Hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
An out of breath Do You Really Want To Hurt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: ROTI-15     
Date:   Dec 22, 2018
#R1##TD#
Drago scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Drago lands strikes from half guard.
You Really Want To Hurt felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Drago lands strikes from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Drago connects with a nice short shot to You Really Want To Hurt's temple.
You Really Want To Hurt wants to sweep but Drago has passed to side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sloppy strikes there by Drago.
You Really Want To Hurt is not in a great position here, taking some shots. #CUT#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You can see the frustration on You Really Want To Hurt's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Drago working the ground and pound from side control.
You Really Want To Hurt taking punishment in the form of punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Drago working the head with strikes. #CUT#
That has opened up Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut even more.
Drago working the ground and pound from side control.
You Really Want To Hurt can't do much from the bottom here.
Drago wants to control but You Really Want To Hurt is keeping him busy. #T1#
A control attempt from You Really Want To Hurt but he's now mounted!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if You Really Want To Hurt can do anything to dispel that myth.
Drago breaks from You Really Want To Hurt's wrist control and lands an elbow. #CUT#
Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Downwith Drago!
Downwith Drago is the new heavyweight champion!

 

Event: ROTI-13     
Date:   Dec 15, 2018
#R1#
You Really Want To Hurt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bustamante was well out of range. Poor timing from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante shapes to counter with a head kick.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a body punch but Bustamante moves out of range.
Bustamante feints a counter leg kick.
You Really Want To Hurt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a head shot.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a shot to the body
and Bustamante counters with a body kick.
You Really Want To Hurt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt pushes Bustamante up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Knees to the body from Bustamante.
Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. You Really Want To Hurt is defending well for now.
Bustamante taking a breather. #T1#
Bustamante stalling.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Stalling in the clinch from You Really Want To Hurt.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from You Really Want To Hurt.
Nice body punch from You Really Want To Hurt - that landed with a thud.
Bustamante tries to land knees in the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids the damage to the body.
A short right from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante missing with knees to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt leaning his opponent against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
Bustamante's coach down at Presto's Conditioning and Sparring was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bustamante's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Bustamante tries to land knees in the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids the damage to the body. #T2#
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bustamantes head.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bustamante lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty! #CUT2#
It looks like Do You Really Want To Hurt has been cut.
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage.
You Really Want To Hurt works on Bustamante's body with a couple of short punches.
Bustamante stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
You Really Want To Hurt just leaning against Bustamante, taking a breather.
Bustamante is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bustamante lands a good knee to the midsection. You Really Want To Hurt won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling in the clinch.
Bustamante stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #T3#
Stalling in the clinch from Bustamante.
Bustamante continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Bustamante missing with knees to the body.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and You Really Want To Hurt avoids it.
A knee to the head by Bustamante.
You Really Want To Hurt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand underneath Bustamante's ribcage. Bustamante let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bustamante throws a knee to the head but misses.
You Really Want To Hurt managing to block the knees to the body from Bustamante.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a shot to the side of Bustamante's head.
You Really Want To Hurt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bustamante up against the cage.#T4#
You Really Want To Hurt stalling in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bustamantes head.
Bustamante slows down the pace here.
Bustamante tries to land knees in the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt avoids the damage to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt slowing the pace effectively.
Bustamante is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. You Really Want To Hurt is defending well for now.#BC2#
Bustamante's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Do You Really Want To Hurt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a left hand
and Bustamante makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
You Really Want To Hurt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a double jab. #CL#
You Really Want To Hurt clinches up against the cage.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the head but You Really Want To Hurt blocks with his arms.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body shot in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt is pushing Bustamante up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bustamante tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to throw a body punch but Bustamante avoids it by throwing You Really Want To Hurt back against the cage.
Bustamante is trying to break the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt has him pressed against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand into Bustamante's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bustamante's gas tank. #T1#
Bustamante wants to stall.
Bustamante is breathing heavily.
You Really Want To Hurt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bustamante slows down the pace here.
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
Bustamante tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
You Really Want To Hurt pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. You Really Want To Hurt is defending well for now.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
You Really Want To Hurt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Bustamante misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from You Really Want To Hurt.
Do You Really Want To Hurt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bustamante with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #T2#
Bustamante looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
You Really Want To Hurt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook that snaps the head of Bustamante backwards.
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from You Really Want To Hurt.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Come on You Really Want To Hurt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with You Really Want To Hurt for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a right hand.
Nice body punch from You Really Want To Hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bustamante misses with a knee strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, You Really Want To Hurt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bustamante backwards.
Stalling in the clinch from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and You Really Want To Hurt avoids it.
You Really Want To Hurt has Bustamante pushed against the cage.#T3#
You Really Want To Hurt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bustamante is trying to maintain a safe position but You Really Want To Hurt gets an underhook and turns Bustamante into the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
You Really Want To Hurt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt is pushing Bustamante up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a hook to the body. Bustamante takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A big left from You Really Want To Hurt misses.
Bustamante is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a jab to Bustamante's midsection.
You Really Want To Hurt dips to his left and cracks Bustamante with an uppercut!
You Really Want To Hurt swings away with a body shot that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt pushes Bustamante up against the cage in a clinch.
Knees to the body from Bustamante.
Bustamante is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bustamante lands a good knee to the midsection. You Really Want To Hurt won't want to take too many of those.
Bustamante tries to stall but You Really Want To Hurt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
You Really Want To Hurt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling.
You Really Want To Hurt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bustamante can do to turn this around?
You Really Want To Hurt avoiding damage as Bustamante throws knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Do You Really Want To Hurt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Do You Really Want To Hurt's cut.
That's time! You Really Want To Hurt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R3#
You Really Want To Hurt throws a combination. Bustamante tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bustamante ducks under a wild hook from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Bustamante doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt catches Bustamante with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
You Really Want To Hurt is pushing Bustamante up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bustamante lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Stalling in the clinch from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.#T1#
Bustamante is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bustamante takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
You Really Want To Hurt presses Bustamante against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook that snaps the head of Bustamante backwards.
Bustamante being controlled against the cage.
Bustamante is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. You Really Want To Hurt is defending well for now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as You Really Want To Hurt takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
You Really Want To Hurt stalls.
You Really Want To Hurt's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.#CL#
Bustamante tries to keep at a distance but You Really Want To Hurt has taken the fight into the clinch.#T2#
You Really Want To Hurt has Bustamante pressed against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.#BC2#
Bustamante breaks from the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bustamante counters with an outside leg kick.
Bustamante slips under a jab from You Really Want To Hurt.
Bustamante was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a body shot. #T3#
You Really Want To Hurt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bustamante only half commits to the counter leg kick.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks Bustamante with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
You Really Want To Hurt seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
You Really Want To Hurt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
You Really Want To Hurt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bustamante moves away.
Bustamante displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as You Really Want To Hurt throws out the jab.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a body punch but Bustamante moves out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bustamantes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bustamante is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T4##KD#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a big uppercut and Bustamante crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bustamante looks OK. You Really Want To Hurt waves Bustamante back to his feet!#ROC#
Bustamante is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
You Really Want To Hurt weaves into range and cracks Bustamante right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Bustamante goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! You Really Want To Hurt is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
Do You Really Want To Hurt is the new heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Do You Really Want To Hurt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: ROTI-11     
Date:   Dec 08, 2018
#R1#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Laws.
Laws misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
You Really Want To Hurt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body shot.
Laws misses with a takedown
and You Really Want To Hurt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Do You Really Want To Hurt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rick Laws.#KD#
Oooooh!!! You Really Want To Hurt has knocked Laws down with a huge combo! You Really Want To Hurt steps away and waves a wobbly Laws back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch.
Laws looks winded!
Laws looking for a takedown.
You Really Want To Hurt taking a breather.
You Really Want To Hurt gets underhooks to prevent Laws's takedown attempt.
Laws can't get the takedown.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.
Laws's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T1#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Laws or not.
You Really Want To Hurt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt works on Laws's body with a couple of short punches.
Laws has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by You Really Want To Hurt after a bit of a struggle.
You Really Want To Hurt leaning against his opponent.
You Really Want To Hurt leaning his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with You Really Want To Hurt for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from You Really Want To Hurt.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Laws's head.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a good body shot.
You Really Want To Hurt catches Laws with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Laws forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
A very excited looking Do You Really Want To Hurt made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: ROTI-07     
Date:   Dec 01, 2018
#R1#
A decent looking cross lands there for Mink.
Mink throws a series of punches but You Really Want To Hurt moves out of range.
As Mink tries to get set, You Really Want To Hurt tries to push him back and clinch up but Mink manages to avoid the attempt.
Mink throws a hook but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
You Really Want To Hurt looks to score with a jab to the body but Mink is just out of range.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice shot to the body.
Mink looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
You Really Want To Hurt controlling the action here for a moment.
You Really Want To Hurt has Mink pressed against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mink is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mink tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Mink fails to land.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by You Really Want To Hurt as Mink tries to tie him up.
Mink tries to break the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt is controlling the position. #T1#
Mink trying to stall but You Really Want To Hurt improves his position.
Mink struggles to land a body shot inside as You Really Want To Hurt controls his hands.
Mink goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Minks head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from You Really Want To Hurt as the two fighters clinch.
Mink looks winded!
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mink or not.
Stalling in the clinch from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt slows down the pace here.
You Really Want To Hurt seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
You Really Want To Hurt stalls.
Come on You Really Want To Hurt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
Mink throws a hook but You Really Want To Hurt blocks it.
Mink throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mink takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#
It looks like Brevan Mink has been cut.#T2#
Mink uses good head movement to avoid the hook from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a body shot. #CL#
You Really Want To Hurt darts in and clinches Mink up against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as You Really Want To Hurt takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Mink being controlled against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt stalls.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
Mink misses with a wild combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by You Really Want To Hurt.#T3##CL#
You Really Want To Hurt instigates a clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short shot to the head.
You Really Want To Hurt is pushing Mink up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a nice hook to the head.
You Really Want To Hurt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Mink up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a shoulder strike.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice uppercut.
You Really Want To Hurt cracks Mink with a nice body shot.
A hook to the body from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Mink.#T4#
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand into Mink's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mink's gas tank.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Mink being controlled against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand into Mink's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mink's gas tank.
You Really Want To Hurt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Mink up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt is pushing Mink up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
You Really Want To Hurt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Do You Really Want To Hurt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brevan Mink's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##CL#
You Really Want To Hurt darts in and clinches Mink up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
Mink lands a glancing blow to the side of You Really Want To Hurt's head.
Mink connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Brevan Mink is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from You Really Want To Hurt misses.
Mink throws a jab but it's blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
A slow jab from Mink misses its intended target. #CL#
You Really Want To Hurt has Mink up against the cage in a clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a right to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Come on You Really Want To Hurt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Mink is breathing heavily.
You Really Want To Hurt is struggling to control the position.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a body punch in the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling the fight.
Do You Really Want To Hurt has scored more points in the clinch so far.#T1#
A right handed body shot lands from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt leaning his opponent against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a shot to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt just misses with a punch to the body.
Mink misses with a hook.
Mink throws a lazy right hand but You Really Want To Hurt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a shot from downtown. Mink moves away and avoids it.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt pushes Mink up against the cage in a clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son. #T2#
You Really Want To Hurt taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with You Really Want To Hurt for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Mink looking to slow down the pace here.
You Really Want To Hurt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short right hand to the side of the head by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt leaning his opponent against the cage.
Mink has a couple of punches blocked by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mink can do to turn this around?
You Really Want To Hurt is struggling to control the position.
Mink misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T3#
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mink moves away.
Mink looks to land a combination but You Really Want To Hurt avoids it well.
Mink comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A punch combination from You Really Want To Hurt misses.
Mink uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt looks to land a combination but Mink avoids it well.
Mink throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mink throws a series of punches but You Really Want To Hurt moves out of range.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Mink staying out of range there.
It seemed like Mink was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mink throws a right hand that misses #CL#
and You Really Want To Hurt moves into the clinch.
You Really Want To Hurt is leaning against Mink and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.
Mink letting You Really Want To Hurt take a breather here.#T4#
You Really Want To Hurt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Good body shot from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt taking a breather.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stalling in the clinch from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mink misses with the head strike.
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
Mink misses with an uppercut. You Really Want To Hurt saw that one coming.
You Really Want To Hurt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Do You Really Want To Hurt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brevan Mink's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
You Really Want To Hurt misses with a series of wild punches.
Mink throws a big shot that misses.
Do You Really Want To Hurt is winning the standup battle so far.
Mink tries to bum rush You Really Want To Hurt with a series of wild strikes but You Really Want To Hurt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mink throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent You Really Want To Hurt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
You Really Want To Hurt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mink.
A big right from You Really Want To Hurt misses.
Mink pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mink throws a right hand that You Really Want To Hurt ducks under and follows up with a left that You Really Want To Hurt also avoids with ease.
You Really Want To Hurt is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Mink throws a shot from downtown. You Really Want To Hurt moves away and avoids it.
You Really Want To Hurt ducks under a wild hook from Mink.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt drives through and clinches with Mink against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Mink takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
You Really Want To Hurt pushes Mink back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a nice uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from You Really Want To Hurt. #T1#
You Really Want To Hurt holding his opponent close, against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt pressing his opponent against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on You Really Want To Hurt - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
Mink fails to land with a series of punches.
You Really Want To Hurt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mink.
You Really Want To Hurt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt clinches.
Stalling in the clinch from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt content to slow the pace in the clinch. #T2#
Mink wants to stall.
You Really Want To Hurt has Mink pushed against the cage.
Mink can't find room to land a body shot as You Really Want To Hurt controls the action.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mink backwards.
You Really Want To Hurt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
You Really Want To Hurt scores with a shoulder strike.
You Really Want To Hurt digs a right hand into Mink's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mink's gas tank.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.
A slow jab from Mink misses its intended target.
You Really Want To Hurt throwing a counter right hand but Mink manages to avoid it.
You Really Want To Hurt looks to score with a jab to the body but Mink is just out of range.
Mink takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#T3##CL#
You Really Want To Hurt rushes Mink and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Nice body punch from You Really Want To Hurt.
Nice body punch from You Really Want To Hurt - that landed with a thud.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mink or not.
You Really Want To Hurt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Mink up against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt is struggling to control the position.
You Really Want To Hurt stalling.
You Really Want To Hurt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
You Really Want To Hurt gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Mink doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T4#
You Really Want To Hurt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mink backwards.
A short right from You Really Want To Hurt.
You Really Want To Hurt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
You Really Want To Hurt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Mink up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Do You Really Want To Hurt.#CL#
You Really Want To Hurt clinches with his opponent.
Mink doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mink misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, You Really Want To Hurt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mink is trying to maintain a safe position but You Really Want To Hurt gets an underhook and turns Mink into the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
You Really Want To Hurt effectively controlling the action here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Do You Really Want To Hurt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for You Really Want To Hurt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Do You Really Want To Hurt!
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight for Do You Really Want To Hurt!
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight for Do You Really Want To Hurt!

Do You Really Want To Hurt wins by unanimous decision!

Do You Really Want To Hurt seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 14, 2018
#R1#
Mister fails to land with a series of punches.
You Really Want To Hurt throws a looping overhand right but Mister ducks down to avoid it.
Mister connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed You Really Want To Hurt momentarily. #CL2#
You Really Want To Hurt clinches.
Mister is trying to break free.
Mister wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mister is trying to break the clinch but You Really Want To Hurt has him pressed against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from You Really Want To Hurt. #KD2#
You Really Want To Hurt drops Mister onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Mister is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mister tries to break free but You Really Want To Hurt pushes him back against the cage.
You Really Want To Hurt lands a big right hand that drops Mister! The killer instinct kicks in and You Really Want To Hurt finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by You Really Want To Hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Do You Really Want To Hurt!
A victorious Do You Really Want To Hurt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 07, 2018
#R1#
Seinfeld gets cracked with a nice right hand there by You Really Want To Hurt.
Seinfeld swings widly with a right hand
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a left to the body.
Seinfeld throws an uppercut from half a mile away. You Really Want To Hurt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
You Really Want To Hurt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Seinfeld throws an ugly left hook that misses #KD2#
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a crisp right hand that drops Seinfeld! You Really Want To Hurt lets Seinfeld back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
Seinfeld is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Seinfeld fails with the takedown
and You Really Want To Hurt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Oh Seinfeld is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Seinfeld shoots for a takedown but You Really Want To Hurt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Seinfeld seems to have got his legs back now.
Seinfeld is breathing heavily.#TD#
Seinfeld shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Seinfeld was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#SUB#
Seinfeld is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, You Really Want To Hurt has escaped the position, nice work there.
You Really Want To Hurt avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Seinfeld.
You Really Want To Hurt tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB#
Seinfeld has worked his way into a potential kimura here. You Really Want To Hurt is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Seinfeld yanks on the arm and You Really Want To Hurt is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Seinfeld.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gerald Seinfeld!

 

 
 
 
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