Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: UnderGround FC 97
Date: Feb 22, 2020

#R1#
Guide takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.#CUT2#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Primeau lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Guide moves out of range as Primeau throws a body kick.
Primeau avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Primeau looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Guide throws a right hand that misses
and Primeau counters with a stiff right hand.
We've been told by Guide's head coaches at TZY MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Guide misses the shot to the body.
Primeau counters with a body kick.
Guide pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guide connects with a looping right hand.
Guide fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Primeau looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Donk. Guide catches Primeau right on the button with a cross.
Guide has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Primeau.
A swing and a miss from Guide.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guide swings away with a body shot that misses
and Primeau counters with a right hand to the body.
Primeau feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Guide's calf.
A lazy left from Guide finds it's target.#T1#
Primeau throws a body shot but no joy.
Guide throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Primeau stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Guide fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Primeau manages to avoid it.
Primeau bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Primeau connects with an inside leg kick.
Guide looks to throw the jab but Primeau is out of range.
Primeau gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Guide.#CUT#
It looks like Keith Primeau has been cut.
Guide misses with a right hand
and Primeau makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nice defenses there by Primeau.
A swing and a miss from Guide.
Primeau defending well as Guide loads up on a big left hand.
Primeau appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Guide misses with a lunging right hand
and Primeau counters with a slapping leg kick.
That kick from Primeau tenderised Guide's leg. Guide is trying to keep his angry face on.#T2#
Guide throws a right hand that misses
and Primeau counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Guide misses with a wild body shot.
Primeau appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Guide throws a looping overhand right but Primeau ducks down to avoid it.
Primeau swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Primeau lands an overhand right.#CUT2#
Newbie Guide's cut is getting worse.
Guide lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Primeau at a distance.
Guide throws a hook to the side of Primeau's head but Primeau sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice uppercut lands for Primeau. That snapped Guide's head back.
Primeau uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guide.
Primeau now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Primeau thows a body kick. Guide tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Guide avoids the body shot from Primeau.
Primeau is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CUT2#
Newbie Guide's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Primeau! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Keith Primeau!
A victorious Keith Primeau thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: UnderGround FC 88
Date: Jan 25, 2020

#R1#
McPherson moves out of range as Guide strikes.#TD#
McPherson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Guide wants to sweep but no luck.
McPherson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Guide working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson postures up in Guide's guard and throws a big left but Guide blocks it.
McPherson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McPherson landing with the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide wants to sweep here but McPherson controlling him for the moment.
McPherson being controlled here momentarily.
Guide looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Guide uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Guide!#REVB##SUB#
McPherson working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Guide has passed into half guard!
McPherson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Guide's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Guide's back!
Guide prevents McPherson from getting a body triangle.
McPherson scores with strikes from the back.
McPherson is punishing Guide with some ground and pound.
McPherson trying to control.#T2#
Guide trying to get back to his feet but McPherson is in full control for now.
McPherson punches Guide on the ear. #CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
McPherson punishes Guide with strikes from the back mount. #CUT#
That has opened up Newbie Guide's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPherson is landing with strikes. Guide can't take much more of this.#CUT#
The cut above Newbie Guide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Newbie Guide's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: UGFC79 Christmas Beatdown
Date: Dec 25, 2019

#R1#
Escorre throws a series of punches but Guide avoids them all with ease.
Guide misses the shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Escorre.
Escorre drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Guide misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Escorre.
Guide just misses with a punch to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Guide.
Escorre takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Guide misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Escorre was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Guide connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guide throws a series of punches but Escorre avoids them all with ease.
Guide listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#T1#
Guide swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Escorre.
Guide scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Guide throws a right hand that Escorre ducks under and follows up with a left that Escorre also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Escorre.
Guide appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Guide with a jab.
Guide has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Escorre is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Guide has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Guide avoids a punch combination nicely.
Guide looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Escorre ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Guide moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Guide misses.
Nice straight punches there by Guide. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Guide.
Escorre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Guide on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A cross from Guide lands.
Escorre seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch combination from Guide misses. #KD2#
Guide lands a big right hand that sends Escorre crashing to the mat! Guide stays standing though and waves Escorre back to his feet!#ROC2#
Escorre is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Claudio Escorre has been cut.
Guide weaves into range and cracks Escorre right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Escorre goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Guide is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Newbie Guide!
Our winner, Newbie Guide, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: FARTMMA 74
Date: Dec 04, 2019

#R1#
Machado keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guide.
Machado tries to counter with a takedown but Guide is quick to defend against it.
Guide tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machado was well out of range. Poor timing from Guide.
Machado slips a jab from Guide.
Guide takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Guide defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Machado.
Machado lands a slapping body shot.
Machado has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Soul Supremacy Rio in the buildup to the fight.
Machado shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Guide but Guide pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Guide leaves Machado with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heitor Machado. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Machado shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Machado showed some decent athleticism there.
Guide is staying active underneath Machado, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Guide is trying to maintain the position but Machado is very close to passing his half guard.#T1##SUB#
Machado looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Machado controlling the action here.
Machado wants to lay and pray for a moment but Guide keeps working. #SUB#
Machado is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Machado is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Guide is defending against the submission attempts here by Machado.
Machado seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Machado wants to take a breather but Guide is having none of it. #T3##SUB#
Machado is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Machado is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Guide defends it well. #SUB#
Machado is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Guide sees it coming and defends easily.
Guide is trying to stand back up but Machado is controlling him
Guide flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Guide trying to hold on to Machado's head to control him but Machado postures up.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Guide really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Machado. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Machado is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Guide is looking to control Machado's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Guide avoid being mounted?#SUB#
Machado is working for a kimura but Guide is defending it quite comfortably.
Guide wants to improve his position but Machado is controlling well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Machado is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heitor Machado dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Guide. Machado does a little dance to reset his feet.
Machado feinted with a counter takedown.
Machado slips under a jab.
Machado shoots in for a takedown but Guide shows good takedown defense.
Guide connects with a body shot that sends Machado's belly button to the back.
No luck for Machado with that takedown attempt.
Guide throws out a counter right but Machado avoids it with no problem.
Machado takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT2#
It looks like Heitor Machado has been cut.
Guide throws a body punch but Machado moves out of range.
Guide throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Machado tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Guide defends well and Machado ends up having to push Guide into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heitor Machado. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machado throws a sloppy head kick and Guide moves out of range easily.
Machado uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guide.
Machado misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Guide throws an overhand right that lands on Machado's shoulder, as Machado tries to avoid the shot.
Guide throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Machado. #T1#
Machado dives in for a single leg takedown but Guide sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Machado misses with a takedown attempt
and Guide counters with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Guide loads up on a big right hand but Machado slips the punch.#KD2#
Guide drops Machado with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Machado looks back up at him and smiles so Guide waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC2#
Machado is rocked!
Guide misses with an uppercut.
Oh Machado is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guide throws a lazy right hand but Machado sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Machado seems to have got his legs back now.
Machado steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Guide.
Guide has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fighters circling - Guide throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guide fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Machado manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Guide.
Guide throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Machado drops down looking for a counter takedown but Guide sprawls and moves away.
Newbie Guide seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Machado uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guide.
Machado slips a jab from Guide.
Guide lands a jab to Machado's midsection.#T2##TD#
Machado gets a takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Guide has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Machado is working away from the top position though.#SUB#
Machado is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Machado prevents Guide from improving his position.#T3##SUB#
Machado is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Guide doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Machado. #SUB#
Machado is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Guide sees it coming and defends easily.
Machado is trying to control. Guide wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Guide is looking to improve his position.
Machado wants to control but Guide is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Machado is working for a kimura but Guide is defending it quite comfortably. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Machado perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Guide wants to get back to full guard.
Guide keeps trying to improve his position.#SUB#
Machado seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead Guide has recovered full guard.
Machado looking to pass the guard.
Guide keeping moving, preventing Machado from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Newbie Guide showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Heitor Machado's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Guide rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Machado moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Machado shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Guide pinned against the cage. Guide gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Guide misses with a body shot.
Machado takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Machado keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Machado misses the shot to the body. #KD2#
Guide feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Machado sprawling to the canvas! Machado rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Guide finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machado keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guide ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Machado moves away.
Guide misses with a body shot.
Machado feinted with a counter takedown.
Machado shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Guide defends it nicely.#T1#
Guide cracks Machado on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Machado falls backwards against the cage. Guide follows up with more strikes that drop Machado to his knees. Guide keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Machado! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Newbie Guide!
A victorious Newbie Guide thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: FARTMMA 69: Dia de los Muertos
Date: Nov 01, 2019

#R1#
Pullum closes this distance looking for a takedown but Guide circles away.
Guide lands with an uppercut that bounces Pullum off the cage and back into range.
Pullum avoids the body shot from Guide.
Guide with a hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Furnum Pullum has been cut.
Guide misses the jab.
Pullum fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#CL#
Pullum fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Guide, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Guide breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Guide misses with an uppercut.
Pullum throwing a counter right hand but Guide manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Guide fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pullum on the side of the head.
A slow jab from Guide misses its intended target.
Pullum jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Guide swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1#
Guide ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Guide misses with a wild body shot.
Guide lands a head shot.
Guide lands a right hook to the body.
Pullum drops his hands momentarily and Guide takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pullum throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Guide counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice straight punches there by Guide. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Guide.#CUT2#
Furnum Pullum's cut is getting worse.
Guide with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pullum is breathing heavily.
Pullum slips a jab and a cross from Guide. #KD2#
Guide lands a big right hand that sends Pullum crashing to the mat! Guide stays standing though and waves Pullum back to his feet!#ROC2#
Pullum is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pullum drops his hands momentarily. Guide doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Pullum staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Pullum doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Newbie Guide!
A victorious Newbie Guide thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: FARTMMA 62
Date: Sep 21, 2019

#R1#
Guide lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Caesar moves out of range as Guide strikes.#CL#
Caesar clinches. #TD#
Caesar jumps into guard, dragging Guide to the mat.
Caesar trying to keep a closed guard but Guide is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Guide won't allow Caesar to sweep him here.
Guide is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#SUB#
Caesar is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Caesar working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Guide doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Caesar is tightening it up a little... Guide has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Guide reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Guide taps out! Nice BJJ there by Caesar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Black Caesar!
Black Caesar made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.

Event: FARTMMA 56
Date: Aug 15, 2019

#R1##CL#
Cobra rushes Guide and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cobra tries to throw a body punch but Guide avoids it by throwing Cobra back against the cage.
Guide blocks an uppercut.
Cobra drops down looking for an ankle pick but Guide pulls his leg out and moves away. #TD#
Cobra bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Guide defending against the ground and pound.
Guide dodges the ground and pound from Cobra.
Guide really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cobra. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cobra tries to score with some ground and pound. Guide controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Cobra is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Guide will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Cobra definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cobra tries to score with some ground and pound. Guide controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
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Cobra throws an elbow but Guide slips to the side and avoids it well.#T1#
Cobra working away.
Cobra trying to control the action but Guide is working from the bottom.
Guide can't do much from the bottom here.
Cobra throws a strike aimed at the side of Guide's head but Guide avoids it well.
Cobra in the domination position with Guide hanging on.
Guide dodges the ground and pound from Cobra.
Cobra working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Cobra creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Guide sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
The ground and pound from Cobra seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Guide is not content to let Cobra control the position. #T2#
Cobra tries to score with some ground and pound. Guide controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Guide struggling a bit here.
Cobra trying to control the action but Guide is working from the bottom.
Cobra has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Guide!
Cobra looking to finish with strikes here!
Cobra throwing strikes here but Guide is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Guide tries to hold on but Cobra postures up.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Guide can do anything to dispel that myth.
The referee warns Guide that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.#T3#
Cobra thowing shots but they're missing.
Cobra unloading with bombs!
Guide holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Cobra tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Cobra scoring with strikes but Guide is staying in there.
Guide tries to lock up and control but Cobra gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Cobra tries to control but Guide wriggling away.
Guide blocking the ground and pound.
Cobra avoids the attempt from Guide to control.
Poor strikes thrown by Cobra there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Guide wants to hold on but Cobra pushes him away.#T4#
Cobra unloads with some shots from mount but Guide bucks and avoids them well.
Guide tries to lock up and control but Cobra gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee warns Guide that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guide tries to hold on but Cobra pushes him away.
Cobra is landing with some decent strikes but Guide is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.#CUT#
The cut above Newbie Guide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cobra sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The referee warns Guide that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head. #CUT#
Newbie Guide's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Newbie Guide's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kyle Cobra!
Kyle Cobra is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Kyle Cobra made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: F50: FARTMMA vs Underground
Date: Jul 20, 2019

#R1#
Kaepernick doesn't manage to clinch there - Guide circles away.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch but Guide swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Guide paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kaepernick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guide. #CL#
Kaepernick rushes Guide and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
I was talking to Kaepernick's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head. #CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Guide pushes Kaepernick back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #BC2#
Guide pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Guide throws a right and a left that Kaepernick avoids nicely.
A swing and a miss from Guide.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #CL#
Kaepernick has taken the fight to the clinch.
Kaepernick looking to throw knees to the head but Guide is blocking nicely.
Guide avoiding damage as Kaepernick throws knees to the body.
Kaepernick working Guide over with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guide is trying to break the clinch but Kaepernick has him pressed against the cage. #T1#
Guide blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Guide looks winded!
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
Kaepernick looking to throw knees to the head but Guide is blocking nicely.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Guide's ribcage.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
Kaepernick trying to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaepernick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guide blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick. #CUT#
That has opened up Newbie Guide's cut even more.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head. #T2#
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guide lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Guide's ribcage.
Guide has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Kaepernick seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Guide can turn it around.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Guide's face. #CUT#
The cut above Newbie Guide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kaepernick using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guide has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Guide avoiding damage as Kaepernick throws knees to the body.
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head. #T3#
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Guide avoids it.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kaepernick looking to throw knees to the head but Guide is blocking nicely.
Guide stalling in the clinch.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kaepernick trying to land knees to the body.
Guide struggles to land a body shot inside as Kaepernick controls his hands. #BC2#
Guide escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T4#
Guide scores with the left hand. Kaepernick knows he should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL#
Guide tries to keep at a distance but Kaepernick has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head. #CUT#
Newbie Guide's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Guide has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kaepernick landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Guide is trying to push Kaepernick away but Kaepernick has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Guide avoiding damage as Kaepernick throws knees to the body.
Guide takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the body.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Guide takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guide blocks it with crossed arms.
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guide blocks it with crossed arms.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Guide's ribcage.
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Colin Kaepernick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Newbie Guide's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch but Guide swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Guide looks to land a left hand but Kaepernick moved out of range nicely.
Kaepernick wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#CL#
Kaepernick closes the distance and pushes Guide back into the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Guide creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Kaepernick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Kaepernick throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guide.
Kaepernick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Guide can do to turn this around?
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guide blocks it with crossed arms.
Kaepernick throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#BC2#
Guide breaks the clinch.
Guide circles away from the clinch attempt. #T1##CL#
Kaepernick moves into the clinch.
Guide lands a nice shot to the body.
Guide lands a nice shot to the body.
Guide lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kaepernick backwards. #BC2#
Guide breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Guide thows a left - swing and a miss!
Guide misses with a body shot.
Kaepernick defending well as Guide loads up on a big left hand.
Guide avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kaepernick closes the distance but Guide moves to the side
and Guide counters with a straight right hand.
Guide circles away from the clinch attempt
and Guide counters with a stiff right hand. #T2##CL#
Kaepernick moves into range and clinches up with Guide.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick looking to throw knees to the head but Guide is blocking nicely.
Kaepernick throws a knee to the head but misses. #BC2#
Guide breaks the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guide misses with a looping right.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch.
Guide throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kaepernick tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Guide counter with a right hand.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but Guide is having none of it.
Guide scores with the left hand. Kaepernick knows he should have avoided that one. #T3#
Kaepernick doesn't manage to clinch there - Guide circles away.
A nice side step and Guide releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kaepernick fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kaepernick wants to clinch.
Guide now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Guide throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kaepernick sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kaepernick is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Guide.
Guide tests Kaepernick's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kaepernick is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kaepernick wants to clinch up but Guide keeps it at a distance.
Kaepernick darts in trying to clinch
and Guide counters with a nice body shot. #CL#
Kaepernick gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T4#
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick prevents a body shot from Guide.
Guide lands a body punch.
Kaepernick is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guide is defending well for now.
Guide takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guide blocks it with crossed arms.
A nice right hand lands inside from Guide.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but Guide blocks with his arms. #BC2#
Guide breaks the clinch.
Kaepernick moves to clinch but Guide breaks away
and Guide counters with a left to the body.
Guide throws a looping overhand right but Kaepernick ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Newbie Guide showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Newbie Guide's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R3#
Guide keeps the fight on the outside.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch but Guide swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #KD2#
Oooooh!!! Guide has knocked Kaepernick down with a huge combo! Guide steps away and waves a wobbly Kaepernick back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#CUT2#
It looks like Colin Kaepernick has been cut.
Guide looks to land a left hand but Kaepernick moved out of range nicely.#CL#
Kaepernick closes the distance and clinches.
Kaepernick misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Guide.
Guide on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but Guide blocks with his arms.
Kaepernick tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Guide slows down the pace here.
Kaepernick missing with knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body. #T1#
Kaepernick scores with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick throws a knee to the head but misses.
Guide looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kaepernick prevents Guide from breaking the clinch.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Guide's face.
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but Guide blocks with his arms.
Kaepernick tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Guide controlling the action here for a moment.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Guide on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guide lands a left hand.
Guide has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A frustrated look appears on Guide's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T2#
Guide tries to work over Kaepernick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guide avoiding damage as Kaepernick throws knees to the body.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Guide lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Guide pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kaepernick wants to clinch but Guide slips to the side
and Guide connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Guide paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kaepernick tries to clinch there but Guide circles away.
Guide is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kaepernick with a body shot.#CL#
Kaepernick clinches with his opponent.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head. #BC2#
Guide's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Guide swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Guide counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kaepernick thinking.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T3#
Guide circles away from the clinch attempt
and Guide counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kaepernick tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Guide counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Colin Kaepernick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but Guide is having none of it.
A shot to the liver by Guide. Beautiful body shot.
Guide avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kaepernick avoids the body shot from Guide.
Guide swats away the attempt to clinch by Kaepernick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Guide! But no joy.#T4#
Guide swats away the attempt to clinch by Kaepernick.
Guide doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Guide keeps the fight on the outside.
Kaepernick doesn't manage to clinch there - Guide circles away.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but Guide moves out of range.
Kaepernick wants to clinch but Guide slips to the side
and Guide counters with a nice uppercut.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Guide paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Guide swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kaepernick ducks under a wild hook from Guide.
Guide throws a hook but Kaepernick blocks it.
Guide misses with a wild body shot.
Kaepernick looks to clinch
and Guide connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kaepernick wants to clinch but Guide slips to the side
letting Guide counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaepernick tries to clinch there but Guide circles away.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Newbie Guide really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R4##CL#
Kaepernick gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Guide blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kaepernick working Guide over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kaepernick working Guide over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guide is defending well for now.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kaepernick looking to throw knees to the head but Guide is blocking nicely.
Kaepernick tries to land knees in the clinch but Guide avoids the damage to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Guide managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Guide is trying to break free.
Kaepernick with an attempt at a knee that misses. #T1#
Kaepernick missing with knees to the body.
Kaepernick tries to land knees in the clinch but Guide avoids the damage to the body.
Guide is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kaepernick is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Guide can't find room to land a body shot as Kaepernick controls the action.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guide lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Guide lands a nice uppercut.
Guide wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Guide gets through Kaepernick's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Guide can't break the clinch.
Kaepernick throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guide blocks it with crossed arms. #BC2#
Guide breaks from the clinch.
Newbie Guide seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Kaepernick wants to clinch
and Kaepernick takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kaepernick tries to clinch there but Guide circles away.
Guide swats away the attempt to clinch by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick wants to clinch up but Guide keeps it at a distance.
Kaepernick doesn't manage to clinch there - Guide circles away.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Guide paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch but Guide is avoiding it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Guide! But no joy.
Kaepernick moves in looking to clinch but Guide pushes him off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guide looks to land a left hand but Kaepernick moved out of range nicely.
Kaepernick tries to clinch
and Guide counters with a nice uppercut. #CL#
Guide gets tackled into the cage by Kaepernick. Kaepernick maintains the clinch. #T3#
Guide lands with a left to the head.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Guide misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Guide holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Kaepernick putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guide in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Guide lands a nice shot to the body.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
Guide is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Guide lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the body. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaepernick throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick missing with knees to the body. #BC2#
Guide's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Guide manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Guide tries to keep at a distance but Kaepernick has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kaepernick with an attempt at a knee that misses. #BC2#
Guide breaks from the clinch.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up but Guide swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Guide looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Guide thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kaepernick fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Colin Kaepernick had his way with Newbie Guide in that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R5#
Kaepernick wants to clinch
and Guide counters with a straight right hand.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch but Guide is avoiding it.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but Guide moves away
enabling Guide to counter with a crisp jab.
Guide swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Guide manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Guide looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Guide keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Guide circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kaepernick is looking to clinch but Guide is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Kaepernick clinches up with Guide and pushes him back against the cage.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Guide is looking to break free of the clinch but Kaepernick has double underhooks.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Guide on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T1#
Guide trying to control the position but instead, Kaepernick has worked for underhooks and has pushed Guide into the cage.
Kaepernick tries to land knees in the clinch but Guide avoids the damage to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Guide's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kaepernick tries a knee to the head but Guide blocks it.
Kaepernick using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guide has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but Guide blocks with his arms.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Kaepernick with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Colin Kaepernick has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC2#
Guide breaks from the clinch.
Kaepernick doesn't manage to clinch there - Guide circles away. #KD2#
Guide cracks Kaepernick with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Guide has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kaepernick to stand back up!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guide misses with a looping right.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up
and Guide counters with a big left hand that crumples Kaepernick! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Newbie Guide!
A relieved looking Newbie Guide thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Colin Kaepernick spoke after the fight, saying 'Sacrified Everything .... Nike ! '.

Event: FARTMMA 45
Date: Jun 28, 2019

#R1#
Guide takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Guide throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Murhapuro sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Guide misses with a hook. Murhapuro ducked under it nicely.
Murhapuro moves to clinch but Guide breaks away
and Guide counters with a straight right hand.
Guide takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Murhapuro cracks Guide with a good jab.
Murhapuro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guide ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Murhapuro moves away.
Murhapuro misses with a double jab.
Guide takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Murhapuro lands a jab to Guide's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guide tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murhapuro was well out of range. Poor timing from Guide.
As Guide looks to move away, Murhapuro throws a big counter combo but Guide just gets out of the way.
Murhapuro misses with a hook. Guide ducked under it nicely.
Murhapuro throws a right and a left that both miss.#T1##CL#
Murhapuro closes the distance and clinches.
Good body shot from Guide.
Murhapuro scores with a hook to the body.
Guide prevents a body shot from Murhapuro.
A short right from Murhapuro on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Guide.
Murhapuro misses with some punches.
Murhapuro working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from Murhapuro.
Murhapuro misses with the head strike.
Murhapuro lands a hook that snaps the head of Guide backwards.
Murhapuro scores with a shot to the side of Guide's head. #CUT#
That has opened up Newbie Guide's cut even more.
Murhapuro lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Murhapuro tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Guide's elbow.
Murhapuro fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Murhapuro dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.#T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Guide. #BC2#
Guide's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Murhapuro moves out of range as Guide strikes.
Murhapuro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Murhapuro jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Murhapuro looks to throw the jab but Guide is out of range.
Murhapuro avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Murhapuro connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Murhapuro keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Guide.
Murhapuro is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Guide walks into a jab.
Murhapuro thows a left - swing and a miss!
Murhapuro misses the body punch
and Guide counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL#
Murhapuro has closed the distance and engaged Guide in a clinch. #T3#
Murhapuro working aggressively here.
Guide throws a punch but it's blocked by Murhapuro.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Guide. #BC2#
Guide breaks from the clinch.
Ispa Murhapuro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guide throws a lazy right hand but Murhapuro sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Murhapuro throws a body punch but Guide moves out of range.
A jab from Murhapuro misses.
Murhapuro is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Murhapuro stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Murhapuro tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Guide was well out of range. Poor timing from Murhapuro.
It seemed like Guide was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Murhapuro works the jab nicely.#CUT#
The cut above Newbie Guide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A left and a right from Murhapuro both land. Nice combination.
Murhapuro rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Guide counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Guide darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Murhapuro misses with a right hand
and Guide counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Murhapuro misses with a double jab #KD2#
and Guide counters with a crisp right hand that drops Murhapuro! Guide lets Murhapuro back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
Murhapuro is rocked!
Murhapuro is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Murhapuro misses with a lunging right hand
and Guide counters with a nice body shot.
Murhapuro is breathing heavily.
Guide is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Murhapuro.
Guide knocks out Murhapuro with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Guide before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Guide picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Newbie Guide!
Newbie Guide is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Newbie Guide, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: FARTMMA 35
Date: May 11, 2019

#R1#
Guide lands with a cross. #CUT#
It looks like France Nigannou has been cut.
Nigannou swings widly with a right hand
and Guide makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nigannou looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Guide throwing a counter right hand but Nigannou manages to avoid it.
Guide throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Guide digs a good body shot into Nigannou's ribs.
Guide looks to land a left hand but Nigannou moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - Guide throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Guide misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like Nigannou was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Guide throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Guide is looking to wear down Nigannou with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Guide stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nigannou tries to bum rush Guide with a series of wild strikes but Guide uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Guide throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #CL2#
Nigannou gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC#
Guide breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guide throws a looping overhand right but Nigannou ducks down to avoid it.
Nigannou closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Guide counter with a right hand. #CUT#
That has opened up France Nigannou's cut even more.#T1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Guide darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CUT#
The cut above France Nigannou's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nigannou closes the distance looking to clinch
and Guide counters with a right hand to the body.
Nigannou looks winded!
Guide connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Guide wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A bone on bone clash there as Guide blocks the leg kick.
Guide throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Guide throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A decent looking cross lands there for Guide.#CUT#
France Nigannou's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at France Nigannou's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Newbie Guide!
An out of breath Newbie Guide thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: FARTMMA 30
Date: Apr 20, 2019

#R1#
Guide throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Guide throws a hook but Nigannou avoids it easily.
Guide chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nigannou can pounce on him.
Guide throws a series of punches but Nigannou moves out of range.
Guide looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Guide misses with a wild body shot.
As Guide backs off Nigannou throws a huge counter combo but Guide manages to avoid it all.
Guide misses with a left hand
and Nigannou counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Guide avoids the head kick by Nigannou.
Guide works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CUT#
It looks like France Nigannou has been cut.
Nigannou will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Guide is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Guide connects with a jab.
Guide throws a right hand that Nigannou ducks under and follows up with a left that Nigannou also avoids with ease.
As Guide backs off Nigannou throws a huge counter combo but Guide manages to avoid it all.
Guide moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guide ducks under a wild hook from Nigannou.
Guide swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A thudding body kick lands there by Nigannou!
Some wild striking there from Guide. #T1#
Guide connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#CUT#
That has opened up France Nigannou's cut even more.
Nigannou scores with a decent looking hook.
Nigannou buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nigannou misses with a few strikes there.
Nigannou lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guide circles away quickly and effectively.
Nigannou uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Guide.
Guide fails to land with a series of punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nigannou.
Nigannou swings for the body but Guide moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Nigannou. Those never looked like landing.
Guide is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nigannou.
Nigannou throws a counter combo.
Guide takes a swing at Nigannou's ribcage but misses.
Nigannou with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Guide to score with a decent uppercut.#T2#
A swing and a miss from Guide.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guide blocks a jab.
Nigannou has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nigannou misses with a hook.
Guide throws a body punch but Nigannou moves out of range.
Nigannou works over Guide's head and body with a nice combination.#CUT2#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Guide lands with a nice body punch.
Nigannou slips under a jab from Guide.
A punch combination from Nigannou misses.
Guide throws the left hand but Nigannou avoids the punch easily.
Nigannou keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nigannou slips a jab and a cross from Guide.
Nigannou moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Guide pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guide fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nigannou manages to avoid it.
Guide scores with a three punch combo! #CUT#
The cut above France Nigannou's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#T3#
Guide changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nigannou uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guide.
A swing and a miss from Guide.
Guide misses the body punch
and Nigannou counters with a two punch combo.
Nigannou thows a body kick. Guide tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Guide slips a jab and a cross from Nigannou.
An attempted straight right counter from Guide misses the target.
Guide on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Guide misses with a body shot.
A left lands for Nigannou.
Guide moves out of range of the body kick.
Guide checks a leg kick.
Nigannou moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Guide misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nigannou.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guide catches Nigannou with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#CUT#
France Nigannou's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at France Nigannou's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Newbie Guide!
A relieved looking Newbie Guide thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: FARTMMA 24
Date: Mar 21, 2019

#R1#
Takuma slips under a jab from Guide.
Nice cross by Guide.#KD2#
Guide feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Takuma sprawling to the canvas! Takuma rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Guide finish him?! #CUT2#
It looks like Ryo Takuma has been cut.
Guide swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Guide takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Takuma defending well as Guide loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Takuma was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Guide.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Takuma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Takuma was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Guide.
Guide looks to land a right hand but Takuma moved out of range.
Takuma walks into a jab.
Takuma scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Guide throws a shot from downtown. Takuma moves away and avoids it.
Guide misses with a left hand
and Takuma counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Guide throws a body punch but Takuma moves out of range. #T1#
Takuma displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Guide throws out the jab.
Takuma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Guide throws an off balance right hand
and Takuma counters with a right hand to the body.
Guide looks winded!
Guide fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Takuma manages to avoid it.
Takuma is looking for a counter combo.
Newbie Guide seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Takuma ducks under a wild hook from Guide.
Takuma defending well as Guide loads up on a big left hand.
A punch lands to the side of Takuma 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Guide takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Some wild striking there from Takuma.
Guide catches Takuma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#T2#
Guide throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Takuma counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Guide thinking.
Guide tries to bum rush Takuma with a series of wild strikes but Takuma uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Guide takes a swing at Takuma's ribcage but misses. #KD#
Takuma cracks Guide with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Takuma has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Guide to stand back up!#ROC#
Guide is rocked!#CUT#
That has opened up Newbie Guide's cut even more.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guide misses with a hook
and Takuma counters with a big left hand that crumples Guide! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ryo Takuma!
Ryo Takuma is the new super heavyweight champion!
Ryo Takuma seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: FARTMMA 17
Date: Feb 09, 2019

#R1#
Guide throws out a powerful jab.#CUT2#
It looks like Furnum Pullum has been cut.
Guide lands with a shot to the body.
Guide connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Pullum doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Guide counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Guide is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Pullum shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #KD2#
and Guide counters with a nice right hand that sends Pullum toppling to the canvas! Pullum scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Guide finish him?!
Pullum looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guide stuffs the takedown.
Guide looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Furnum Pullum. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pullum fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Guide swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1##KD2#
Guide lands a big right hand that sends Pullum crashing to the mat! Guide stays standing though and waves Pullum back to his feet!#CUT2#
Furnum Pullum's cut is getting worse.
Pullum moves to clinch but Guide breaks away
and Guide counters with a crisp right that sends Pullum to the canvas! Guide follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Newbie Guide!
Newbie Guide is the new super heavyweight champion!
Newbie Guide thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: FARTMMA 12
Date: Jan 12, 2019

#R1#
Guide takes one on the chin but seems OK. #CUT2#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Guide ducks under a wild hook from Santiago.
Santiago misses with an uppercut. Guide saw that one coming.
Guide swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Santiago waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Guide.
Guide connects with a body shot that sends Santiago's belly button to the back.
Santiago throws an off balance right hand
and Guide counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
It looks like Dodong Santiago has been cut.
Guide lands a nice looking body shot.
Santiago looks winded!#KD#
Guide feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Santiago sprawling to the canvas! Santiago rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Guide finish him?! #ROC#
Santiago is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guide punishes Santiago's body with a nice straight punch.
Guide scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Guide throws an overhand right that drops Santiago like a sack of potatoes! Guide dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Newbie Guide!
Dodong Santiago spoke after the fight, saying 'I learned about this fight and im going to used what i learned here in my future fights. Thank you all and goodnight.'.

Event: FARTMMA 5
Date: Dec 08, 2018

#R1#
Guide swings away with a body shot that misses
and Simpson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Simpson shoots in and drives through. Guide sprawls well.
Guide now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#KD2#
Guide sends Simpson crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Guide is motioning to the referee to let Simpson up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#
Simpson is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like Kris Simpson has been cut.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Simpson.
Oh Simpson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Guide connects with a body shot.
Simpson is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guide is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Simpson hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Newbie Guide!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 08, 2018

#R1#
Gustav is looking to clinch.
It looked like Guide wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gustav doesn't manage to clinch there - Guide circles away.
Gustav tries to clinch but Guide moves away
and Guide counters with a left to the body.
Guide lands a nice shot to the body.
Gustav tries to clinch there but Guide circles away. #CL2#
Gustav gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Gustav creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Gustav keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Guide's efforts to push away.
Gustav stalls.
Gustav creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guide's defenses.
Gustav creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guide's defenses. #CUT2#
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
Guide is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide is trying to break the clinch but Gustav has him pressed against the cage.
Gustav lands a body punch.
Guide wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Gustav lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Guide wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Guide is trying to break the clinch but Gustav is controlling him.#T1#
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gustav.
Gustav lands a damaging elbow. #CUT2#
Newbie Guide's cut is getting worse.
Guide blocks a body shot from Gustav.
Guide is trying to break the clinch but Gustav has him pressed against the cage.
Gustav keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Guide's efforts to push away.
Gustav's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Guide wants to get back to striking at distance but Gustav won't allow it.
Guide wants to break the clinch but can't.
Gustav lands an elbow just above Guide 's eye. #CUT2#
Newbie Guide's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Guide prevents a body shot from Gustav.
Guide is looking to break free of the clinch but Gustav has double underhooks.
Gustav pressing his opponent against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Gustav. #T2#
Gustav lands a nice elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Newbie Guide's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Karl Gustav!
A very excited looking Karl Gustav made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

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