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Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 06, 2019
#R1#
Minarsich throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#TD#
and Brooksbank counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Minarsich can't keep his opponent in guard - Brooksbank advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Brooksbank content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Minarsich wants to improve his position but Brooksbank is controlling well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Brooksbank is working for a kimura but Minarsich is defending it quite comfortably.
Brooksbank trying to mount his opponent but Minarsich defends it. #T1##SUB#
Brooksbank wants to work for an arm triangle but Minarsich is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #SUB2#
Minarsich looking for a kimura from the bottom but Brooksbank passes into side control!
Brooksbank content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though. #SUB#
Brooksbank tries for a kimura but Minarsich is defending well. #T2##SUB#
Brooksbank working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
You can see the frustration on Minarsich's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Brooksbank works to advance to full mount. Minarsich defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brooksbank takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T3#
Minarsich really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Brooksbank takes Minarsich's back.
I would not like to be Minarsich right now.
Brooksbank has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Brooksbank seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Minarsich for as long as he can get away with.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Brooksbank is not going to allow Minarsich to sit and survive in this position. #SUB#
Brooksbank is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Minarsich won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Brooksbank off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dave Brooksbank!
During a confident post fight interview, Dave Brooksbank thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 20, 2019
#R1#
Magomedov throws a head kick that misses.
Magomedov lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Minarsich crumples to the floor! Magomedov milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Magomed Magomedov!
During a confident post fight interview, Magomed Magomedov thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 07, 2019
#R1#
Minarsich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Viki counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Viki lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Minarsich tries to close the distance and clinch up but Viki swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Minarsich tries for a takedown but Viki circles away easily
and Viki counters with a straight right hand.#ROC2#
Minarsich is rocked!
Minarsich takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Viki fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Minarsich to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Minarsich looks to clinch but Viki throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Minarsich taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Miki Viki!
A relieved looking Miki Viki thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 27, 2019
#R1#
Minarsich throws a head kick that misses.
Minarsich fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wright Phillps shoots in for a double leg but Minarsich sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.#CL2#
Minarsich tries to keep at a distance but Wright Phillps has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wright Phillps is trying to drag Minarsich to the mat but Minarsich just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Wright Phillps doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Minarsich gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Wright Phillps.
Fart Minarsich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Wright Phillps.
Wright Phillps is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Minarsich is defending well.#T1#
Wright Phillps's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch but Wright Phillps keeps him there for the moment.
Minarsich prevents the takedown attempt.
Wright Phillps misses with a punch to the body.
Wright Phillps is trying to drag Minarsich to the mat but Minarsich just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.#BC2#
Wright Phillps manages to break the clinch. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Minarsich.
Minarsich looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wright Phillps is fending him off so far but Minarsich persists. Nope, Wright Phillps circles away and we're back to standing.
Minarsich could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Wright Phillps shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Minarsich but Minarsich pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Minarsich darts in looking for a takedown but Wright Phillps gets double underhooks and turns Minarsich into the cage.
Minarsich shoots in but Wright Phillps avoids the takedown attempt easily.
No luck for Minarsich with that takedown attempt.
Wright Phillps fails with the takedown.
Minarsich displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wright Phillps throws out the jab. #T3##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Wright Phillps pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Minarsich forces Wright Phillps back against the cage and clinches.#BC2#
Wright Phillps breaks from the clinch.
Minarsich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wright Phillps circles away.
Wright Phillps wants to counter the offense by Minarsich and move into the clinch position.
Wright Phillps tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Minarsich manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wright Phillps swats away the attempt to clinch by Minarsich.
Wright Phillps wants to counter the offense by Minarsich and move into the clinch position.
Minarsich darts in looking for a takedown but Wright Phillps gets double underhooks and turns Minarsich into the cage.
Wright Phillps wants to counter the offense by Minarsich and move into the clinch position.#CL#
Minarsich drives through and clinches with Wright Phillps against the cage.
Wright Phillps wants a takedown but no success here. #T4#
Wright Phillps looking for a takedown.
Wright Phillps tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Minarsich smiles and moves away.
Minarsich pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wright Phillps throws a body shot but no joy.
Minarsich seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Wright Phillps stuffs the takedown attempt from Minarsich. Minarsich gets slowly back to his feet.
Minarsich keeps the fight on the outside.
Minarsich fires out a quick counter leg kick but Wright Phillps just manages to avoid it.#CL#
Minarsich rushes Wright Phillps and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Wright Phillps breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wright Phillps tries a head kick but it misses.
Minarsich shoots in looking for a takedown. Wright Phillps tries to sprawl out of it but Minarsich keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Wright Phillps manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mark Wright Phillps will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Wright Phillps's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#TD2#
Wright Phillps shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Minarsich tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Wright Phillps manages to move to mount!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright Phillps trying to control but Minarsich is having none of it.
Minarsich tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T1#
Wright Phillps lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#SUB2#
Wright Phillps looking to secure an arm triangle but Minarsich defends it well. #SUB2#
Wright Phillps goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Minarsich turns into him and now he's in Wright Phillps's guard.
Minarsich trying to control but Wright Phillps is working from the bottom. #T2#
Minarsich throws a big right hand that misses.
Wright Phillps thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Minarsich postures up.
Minarsich stays in close to Wright Phillps's body and controls the position. #SUB2#
Minarsich avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SU#
Wright Phillps is working an open guard so Minarsich takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T3#
Wright Phillps defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Minarsich.
Wright Phillps tries a head kick but it misses.
Fart Minarsich is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Minarsich looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wright Phillps is fending him off so far but Minarsich persists. Nope, Wright Phillps circles away and we're back to standing.#CL#
Wright Phillps gets tackled into the cage by Minarsich. Minarsich maintains the clinch.
Wright Phillps wants a takedown but no success here.
Minarsich keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Wright Phillps's efforts to push away.
Wright Phillps stalling in the clinch.
Wright Phillps jumps guard but Minarsich stands there with Wright Phillps around his waist. Wright Phillps gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #T4#
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC2#
Wright Phillps's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Minarsich closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wright Phillps has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Minarsich after a bit of a struggle.
Fart Minarsich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Wright Phillps.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wright Phillps has Minarsich pressed against the cage, preventing Minarsich from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD#
Minarsich jumps guard and drags Wright Phillps to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Wright Phillps landing some decent shots from guard. #SUB#
Wright Phillps got a little sloppy there for a moment and Minarsich has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Wright Phillps has managed to get both his arms back between Minarsich's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Fart Minarsich will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Wright Phillps throws a sloppy head kick and Minarsich moves out of range easily.
It looked like Minarsich was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wright Phillps.
Minarsich is trying hard to land a takedown here. Wright Phillps sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Minarsich defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wright Phillps.
Wright Phillps closes the distance and clinches up with Minarsich, looking for a takedown. Wright Phillps pushes Minarsich against the cage but Minarsich circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Fart Minarsich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Wright Phillps.
Minarsich misses with a two punch combination.
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Wright Phillps but Wright Phillps pushes him off and we're back to square one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wright Phillps dives in for a single leg takedown but Minarsich sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Wright Phillps looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Minarsich looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wright Phillps takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Wright Phillps misses with a takedown attempt
and Minarsich counters with a three punch combo that has Wright Phillps backing up. Wright Phillps nods at Minarsich to acknowledge the strikes.
Minarsich displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Wright Phillps.
Mark Wright Phillps seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Minarsich dives in and grabs Wright Phillps's left leg, looking for a takedown. Wright Phillps pushes down on Minarsich's head and hops out.
Minarsich pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wright Phillps with a poor takedown #KD#
and Minarsich counters with a leg kick then a big left hand that sends Wright Phillps down! Minarsich is looking to finish but Wright Phillps is intelligently defending himself. #ROC#
Wright Phillps is rocked!
Minarsich sitting in guard here, content to control.
Wright Phillps is still in real trouble! Can Minarsich finish him?#SU#
Minarsich gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Minarsich tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Wright Phillps defends well and Minarsich ends up having to push Wright Phillps into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Wright Phillps seems to have recovered his senses.#T2#
Wright Phillps throws an overhand right that lands on Minarsich's shoulder, as Minarsich tries to avoid the shot. #CL#
Minarsich drives through and clinches with Wright Phillps against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#BC#
Minarsich breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Wright Phillps gets tackled into the cage by Minarsich. Minarsich maintains the clinch.
Wright Phillps prevents Minarsich from breaking the clinch.
Minarsich is trying to push Wright Phillps away but Wright Phillps has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#BC#
Minarsich manages to break the clinch.
Wright Phillps throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Minarsich blocks a head kick by Wright Phillps.
Wright Phillps misses with a head kick. #CL#
Minarsich has taken the fight to the clinch. #T3#
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Wright Phillps is controlling him.
Minarsich is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wright Phillps tries for a takedown but Minarsich manages to get underhooks.
Minarsich wants to get back to striking at distance but Wright Phillps won't allow it.
Wright Phillps is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Wright Phillps is controlling him.
Wright Phillps drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wright Phillps is trying to force a seperation but Minarsich has the dominant position.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Minarsich tries to circle away but Wright Phillps has him pinned against the cage.
Wright Phillps tries to pull guard but Minarsich won't allow it.
Fart Minarsich has scored more points in the clinch so far.#TD#
Minarsich pulls guard effortlessly.
Minarsich throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Wright Phillps wants to control from the top but Minarsich keeps moving.
Minarsich is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wright Phillps preventing the sweep.
Wright Phillps trying to control the position from guard on top but Minarsich is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fart Minarsich showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Minarsich has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 16, 2019
#R1##TD2#
Minarsich closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Erock quickly recovers to half guard.
Erock works his way to full guard. Good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Erock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Erock wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Erock's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Erock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T1##TD2#
Minarsich gets a double leg takedown into Erock's guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!
Minarsich controlling from the top position.
Erock pulls Minarsich in close to prevent any damage. #T2##T3#
Minarsich wants to control from the top but Erock keeps moving.
Erock seems keen to control Minarsich's posture.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Minarsich rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Erock moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#TD2#
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Erock napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Erock has one of Minarsich's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Erock wants to control but Minarsich postures up.#T4#
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Minarsich looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Erock is avoiding damage well.
Erock regains half guard, as Minarsich was trying to land strikes.
Minarsich trying to control from half guard but Erock is working away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Minarsich fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Erock is out of range.
Erock tries to counter with a takedown but Minarsich is quick to defend against it.
Fart Minarsich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Minarsich closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Erock did well to prevent Minarsich getting side control.
Erock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Minarsich is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Erock moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Erock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Erock has his hands on Minarsich's head, controlling the position. #SU2#
Minarsich stands and steps away. Erock gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #TD2#
Erock gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Minarsich to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Erock trying to control the position here. #T2##SUB2#
Minarsich is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Erock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Erock has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Minarsich throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T3#
Erock seems keen to control Minarsich's posture.
Fart Minarsich has got the better of the ground game so far.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Erock tries to sprawl but Minarsich drives through with a takedown into half guard.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Erock controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Minarsich is trying to control. Erock wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Minarsich stalling away here and it's allowed Erock to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Erock controlling Minarsich's posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Minarsich throws a head kick but Erock moves out of range. #TD2#
Minarsich decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Erock regains full guard. Nicely done.
Minarsich wants to control from the top but Erock keeps moving.
Erock will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Erock has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Minarsich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Erock keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully. #T1#
Erock pulls Minarsich in close to prevent any damage.
Erock continues to stall.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Minarsich has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Minarsich swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Erock feinted with a counter takedown.
Minarsich looks to land a body kick but Erock moved away.
Erock drops down looking for a counter takedown but Minarsich sprawls and moves away.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Erock enables Minarsich to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Erock manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Erock is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Gross Erock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2##SUB#
Erock is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Erock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Erock pulls Minarsich in close to prevent any damage. #SUB#
Minarsich avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Erock has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #SUB#
Erock is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Minarsich defends well.#SU2#
Minarsich decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Erock, up you get!

And that's the end of the fight!
Fart Minarsich comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Minarsich has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: UnderGround 4     
Date:   Sep 28, 2019
#R1#
Minarsich misses the shot to the body.
De La Werido throws a shot from downtown. Minarsich moves away and avoids it.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nice sprawl there from De La Werido as Minarsich shoots in.
Minarsich dives in for a single leg takedown but De La Werido sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
De La Werido stalks Minarsich and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Minarsich's face. Minarsich staggers backwards, shaken.#CL2#
Minarsich darts in and clinches De La Werido up against the cage.
Minarsich is looking to break free of the clinch but De La Werido has double underhooks.
De La Werido working hard to break the clinch.
De La Werido wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Minarsich has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Minarsich escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A left and a right from De La Werido both land. Nice combination.
Minarsich looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
De La Werido swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Oscar De La Werido has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fart Minarsich.#T1#
De La Werido missing with a left hand there. Minarsich was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #CL2#
Minarsich gets a clinch.
Minarsich is trying to pull guard but De La Werido has him pressed against the cage.
De La Werido is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on De La Werido 's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC2#
Minarsich breaks from the clinch.
Oscar De La Werido is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
De La Werido misses with a body shot.
Minarsich shapes to counter with a head kick.
De La Werido bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Minarsich's head backwards.
De La Werido throws a right and a left that both miss.
De La Werido lands a lovely overhand right.#T2#
Minarsich ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
De La Werido with a jab.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!
De La Werido lands a jab to the nose.
Minarsich cracks De La Werido with a good jab.
De La Werido stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and De La Werido wants it to stay on the feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Werido lands an overhand right.
De La Werido thuds a left hand into Minarsich's body.
De La Werido lands with a nice body punch.
Minarsich shoots in and drives through. De La Werido sprawls well.
Minarsich throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around De La Werido 's waist but De La Werido gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Minarsich off to one side.
Minarsich has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from De La Werido finds it's way round the side to connect with Minarsich's head.
De La Werido connects with a body shot that sends Minarsich's belly button to the back.
Minarsich will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
It looked like De La Werido wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T3#
Minarsich throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around De La Werido 's waist but De La Werido gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Minarsich off to one side.
De La Werido scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
De La Werido lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Minarsich backs up against the cage.
De La Werido ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
De La Werido cracks Minarsich with an open hand slap.
De La Werido dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
De La Werido catches Minarsich with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
De La Werido is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
De La Werido works Minarsich's body with a nice hook.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Minarsich is defended easily by De La Werido .
De La Werido lands a jab to Minarsich's midsection.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Minarsich has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Minarsich there as he acknowledges the shot.
De La Werido thuds a left hand into Minarsich's body.
Minarsich takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Minarsich takes a body punch but keeps moving.
De La Werido tests Minarsich's chin there with a solid looking shot.
De La Werido connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
De La Werido cracks Minarsich with an open hand slap.#CL2#
Minarsich has closed the distance and engaged De La Werido in a clinch.
A frustrated look appears on De La Werido 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
De La Werido is trying to break the clinch but Minarsich is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Werido dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Minarsich on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#CL2#
Minarsich instigates a clinch.
De La Werido tries to break free but Minarsich pushes him back against the cage.
De La Werido tries to break the clinch but Minarsich is controlling the position.
Minarsich tries to circle away but De La Werido has him pinned against the cage.#BC2#
Minarsich pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich tries for a takedown but De La Werido circles away easily
and De La Werido connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Minarsich throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
De La Werido is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Minarsich's hands are dropping dangerously low here and De La Werido connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Minarsich scrambles back to his feet.#CL2#
Minarsich moves into range and clinches up with De La Werido .#T1#
De La Werido prevents Minarsich from breaking the clinch.
Minarsich tries to break the clinch but De La Werido is controlling the position.
Minarsich tries to break the clinch but De La Werido is controlling the position.
De La Werido has Minarsich pressed against the cage, preventing Minarsich from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#BC2#
Minarsich breaks the clinch.
De La Werido swings and misses with a hook to the body.
De La Werido throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
De La Werido dips to his left and cracks Minarsich with an uppercut!
Minarsich has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#CL2#
Minarsich closes the distance and clinches.
A frustrated look appears on Minarsich's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T2#
De La Werido is trying to break the clinch but Minarsich is controlling him.
Minarsich working hard to break the clinch.
De La Werido prevents Minarsich from breaking the clinch.
De La Werido has Minarsich pressed against the cage, preventing Minarsich from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#BC#
De La Werido breaks the clinch.
Nice jab there from De La Werido .
De La Werido scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd cheers as De La Werido lands an impressive looking overhand right. Minarsich doesn't seem phased though.#T3#
Minarsich has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Minarsich there as he acknowledges the shot.
De La Werido blocks a head kick by Minarsich.
De La Werido looks to score with a jab to the body but Minarsich is just out of range.
De La Werido with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Minarsich takes one to the side of the head. #CL2#
Minarsich instigates a clinch.
De La Werido keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Minarsich's efforts to push away.
Minarsich working hard to break the clinch.
Minarsich tries to break the clinch but De La Werido is controlling the position. #T4#
A frustrated look appears on Minarsich's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
De La Werido wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Minarsich can't break the clinch.
Minarsich looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
Minarsich breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Minarsich throws a sloppy head kick and De La Werido moves out of range easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Minarsich takes a shot to the body in his stride.
De La Werido fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Minarsich manages to avoid it.
Minarsich with a lazy takedown attempt
and De La Werido counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
De La Werido tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Minarsich was well out of range. Poor timing from De La Werido .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Werido dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Minarsich has De La Werido up against the cage in a clinch. #BC2#
Minarsich's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Minarsich drops his hands momentarily and De La Werido takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
De La Werido lands a jab-cross combination.
Minarsich goes for a double leg but De La Werido avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as De La Werido continues to drive forward.
De La Werido keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
It looked like De La Werido wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich shoots in looking for a takedown. De La Werido tries to sprawl out of it but Minarsich keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. De La Werido manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Oscar De La Werido has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fart Minarsich.
De La Werido ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Minarsich moves away.#T1#
Minarsich darts in looking for a takedown but De La Werido gets double underhooks and turns Minarsich into the cage.
Minarsich on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Minarsich takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
De La Werido is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
De La Werido darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
De La Werido paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Minarsich ducks right into an uppercut from De La Werido .
De La Werido connects with a body shot that sends Minarsich's belly button to the back.#CL2#
Minarsich forces De La Werido back against the cage and clinches.#BC2#
Minarsich pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Minarsich wants to clinch
and De La Werido counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De La Werido cracks Minarsich with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
De La Werido is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Minarsich can do to turn this around?#T2#
De La Werido lands a body shot.
Minarsich takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fart Minarsich is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Minarsich shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and De La Werido counters with a left to the body.
Minarsich takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
De La Werido misses with a body shot.
Minarsich gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and De La Werido counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from De La Werido .
Minarsich tries a low kick but De La Werido avoids it.
Minarsich is trying desperately to land a takedown but De La Werido is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Minarsich.
De La Werido ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Minarsich moves away.#CL2#
Minarsich clinches with his opponent. #BC#
De La Werido breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T3#
Minarsich tries for a takedown but De La Werido circles away easily
letting De La Werido counter with a right hand.
De La Werido connects with a body shot.
De La Werido fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Minarsich on the side of the head.
De La Werido lands a head shot.
Minarsich tries to close the distance and clinch but De La Werido swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Minarsich lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Minarsich tries for a takedown but De La Werido circles away easily
and De La Werido counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Minarsich thinking.
Minarsich walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A jab from De La Werido finds it's way through Minarsich's defenses.
De La Werido moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A punch lands to the side of Minarsich 's head but he takes it in his stride.#T4#
De La Werido lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
De La Werido scores with a shot to the body.
Nice sprawl there from De La Werido as Minarsich shoots in.
De La Werido swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
De La Werido fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#CL2#
Minarsich rushes De La Werido and presses him up against the cage.
De La Werido leaning against his opponent.
De La Werido goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
De La Werido wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Minarsich has him pressed against the cage.
Fart Minarsich has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Minarsich swings away with an uppercut that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Werido showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for De La Werido , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Werido !

Oscar De La Werido tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 31, 2019
#R1#
McGrandles misses with the combination.
McGrandles tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Minarsich manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Some wild striking there from Minarsich.
McGrandles keeps the fight on the outside.
Minarsich throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Minarsich has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McGrandles.
McGrandles tries to clinch but Minarsich moves out of range.
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McGrandles but McGrandles pushes him off and we're back to square one.
It looked like McGrandles was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGrandles throws a right and a left that Minarsich avoids nicely.
McGrandles misses with a shot to the body
and Minarsich counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Minarsich looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Minarsich doesn't manage to clinch there - McGrandles circles away.
McGrandles tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Minarsich manages to circle out of the way.#T1#
McGrandles with a poor takedown
and McGrandles takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Minarsich will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Colin McGrandles has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fart Minarsich.
McGrandles lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Minarsich circles away quickly and effectively.#CL#
McGrandles moves into the clinch.#BC#
McGrandles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McGrandles fails with the takedown
and Minarsich counters with a two punch combo. #ROC2#
McGrandles is rocked!#CL2#
Minarsich rushes McGrandles and presses him up against the cage.
Oh McGrandles is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McGrandles is trying to break the clinch but Minarsich has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Minarsich manages to break the clinch.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#CL2#
Minarsich gets a clinch.
Minarsich prevents McGrandles from breaking the clinch.
McGrandles changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Minarsich fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McGrandles throws a leg kick that is checked
and Minarsich counters with a right, left combo that wobbles McGrandles badly! Minarsich follows up with a massive right hook, straight to the bridge of the nose that knocks McGrandles out cold! Oh wow, what a finish! Very reminiscent of Koscheck vs Yoshida as Minarsich finished him against the cage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 10, 2019
#R1#
Gilmore fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gilmore tries to score a power double leg takedown but Minarsich sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Gilmore somewhat.#CL2#
Minarsich rushes Gilmore and presses him up against the cage.
Minarsich keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Gilmore's efforts to push away.
Gilmore jumps guard but Minarsich turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Gilmore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Gilmore fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Minarsich manages to avoid it.
Minarsich is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.#CL#
Gilmore fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Minarsich, pushing him back against the cage.
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Gilmore has him pressed against the cage. #T1#
Gilmore is trying to stall.
Gilmore missing with knees to the body.
Gilmore is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Gilmore is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Minarsich is defending well for now.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Minarsich looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Minarsich on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gilmore fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gilmore tries to pull guard but Minarsich won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roger Gilmore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gilmore using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Minarsich has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Gilmore has a couple of punches blocked by Minarsich.
Minarsich dodges an elbow strike from Gilmore. #T2#
Gilmore working aggressively here.
Minarsich is trying to break free.
Minarsich wants to break the clinch but can't.
A frustrated look appears on Gilmore's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Gilmore misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gilmore tries a body shot but Minarsich blocks it.
Gilmore keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Minarsich's efforts to push away.
Gilmore looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Minarsich blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Gilmore is controlling him.
Gilmore drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Minarsich gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T3#
Gilmore is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Minarsich to keep the fight standing.
Gilmore missing with knees to the body. #TD2#
Minarsich gets control of Gilmore's arms and successfully pulls guard. Minarsich will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gilmore pushes down on Minarsich's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Minarsich is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gilmore trying to control the action but Minarsich is working from the bottom.
Minarsich is trying to get back to full guard.#T4#
Gilmore seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Minarsich does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Gilmore is stalling here. Minarsich is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Gilmore seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Minarsich has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Minarsich controlling the position from side mount.
Gilmore is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Minarsich has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Minarsich controls the position from side control.
Gilmore gets back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Roger Gilmore will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Gilmore fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Minarsich avoids it really well and circles away.
Minarsich fails with a takedown attempt.
Gilmore misses with a takedown
and Minarsich counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gilmore thinking.
Minarsich shoots in but no luck this time.
A head kick misses from Minarsich.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gilmore is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Minarsich looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Gilmore is fending him off so far but Minarsich persists. Nope, Gilmore circles away and we're back to standing.
Roger Gilmore has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fart Minarsich.#CL#
Minarsich gets tackled into the cage by Gilmore. Gilmore maintains the clinch.
Minarsich wants to break free but Gilmore has control. #T1#
Gilmore misses with some punches.
Gilmore can't break the clinch.
Gilmore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gilmore has had enough of the clinch but Minarsich keeps him there for the moment.
Gilmore has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Minarsich avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Minarsich tries to break the clinch but Gilmore is controlling the position.
Gilmore throws a knee to the head but misses.
Minarsich wants to break free but Gilmore has control.
Minarsich wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Minarsich tries to break free but Gilmore pushes him back against the cage.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Minarsich is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Gilmore looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Gilmore is controlling him.
Gilmore has Minarsich pressed against the cage, preventing Minarsich from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Gilmore tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Minarsich avoids it.
Gilmore dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Minarsich is trying to pull guard but Gilmore has him pressed against the cage.
Gilmore is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Gilmore tries to land a knee to the head but Minarsich blocks with his arms. #T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Minarsich.
Gilmore can't find room to land a body shot as Minarsich controls the action.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Gilmore obliges.
Gilmore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Minarsich wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Gilmore tries a body shot but Minarsich blocks it.
Gilmore wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Minarsich changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Gilmore fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Minarsich circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Minarsich counter with a right hand. #T4#
Minarsich fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Minarsich keeps the fight on the outside.
Minarsich is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gilmore with a body shot.
Gilmore is looking to clinch.
Gilmore tries to close the distance and clinch but Minarsich swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gilmore as he jumps to the side.
Gilmore tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Minarsich finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
As Minarsich tries to get set, Gilmore tries to push him back and clinch up but Minarsich manages to avoid the attempt.
Minarsich fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Gilmore checks it well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Minarsich keeps the fight on the outside.#CL2#
Minarsich clinches.
Gilmore is trying to pull guard but Minarsich turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Roger Gilmore will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Gilmore keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Gilmore fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gilmore wants to clinch up but Minarsich keeps it at a distance.
Gilmore shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Minarsich defends it nicely.
Minarsich wants to counter with a clinch but Gilmore pushes him away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Minarsich.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gilmore shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Minarsich sprawls well. Minarsich wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Gilmore gets slowly back to his feet.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Minarsich.#T1#
Minarsich shoots for a takedown but Gilmore saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Roger Gilmore has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fart Minarsich.
Minarsich leaves Gilmore with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Gilmore shoots for a takedown but Minarsich saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Minarsich is defended easily by Gilmore.
Gilmore wants to clinch up but Minarsich keeps it at a distance.
Gilmore tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Minarsich paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Gilmore. No joy for Minarsich on that attempt.
Gilmore wants to clinch up but Minarsich keeps it at a distance.#T2#
Gilmore attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Minarsich closes the distance and clinches up with Gilmore, looking for a takedown. Minarsich pushes Gilmore against the cage but Gilmore circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Gilmore is looking to clinch but Minarsich is avoiding it.
Gilmore wants to clinch up but Minarsich keeps it at a distance.
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gilmore as he jumps to the side.
Gilmore will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Minarsich is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Gilmore tries to close the distance and clinch but Minarsich swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Minarsich swats away the attempt to clinch by Gilmore.
Gilmore tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Minarsich manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
Minarsich tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Gilmore defends well and Minarsich ends up having to push Gilmore into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Gilmore is looking to clinch.
Gilmore misses with a takedown
and Minarsich counters with a nice uppercut.
Gilmore throws a leg kick but Minarsich sees it coming and moves out of range. #CL2#
Minarsich closes the distance and pushes Gilmore back into the cage.
Gilmore is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Minarsich is keeping busy.#TD#
Gilmore jumps into guard, dragging Minarsich to the mat.
Gilmore preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Minarsich controlling from the top position. #T4##SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #CL2#
Gilmore gets tackled into the cage by Minarsich. Minarsich maintains the clinch.
Gilmore is trying to force a seperation but Minarsich has the dominant position.
Roger Gilmore has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC#
Gilmore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gilmore is looking to clinch.
Fart Minarsich has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Minarsich circles away from the clinch attempt.
Roger Gilmore is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Minarsich throws a wild body kick that Gilmore sees coming a mile off.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fart Minarsich comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Gilmore has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Roger Gilmore!

 

Event: TWGC 25 (170lbs, D4): Finals - Round 1     
Date:   Aug 04, 2019

Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Fart Minarsich (ranked 24852 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bret Harris (ranked 6259 p4p, 0 weight class). Bret Harris has the eye of the tiger tonight.




155 cm
22 yrs
155 lbs



186 cm
28 yrs
155 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Fart Minarsich! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 0 losses; Bret Harris!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Richard Clark and James Ackerman.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
No luck for Harris with that takedown attempt.
Minarsich tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Harris manages to circle out of the way.

Harris closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Harris lands in his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Minarsich (0) vs (2) Harris
Minarsich is trying to control the position but Harris postures up.

Minarsich working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Harris doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Harris manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Harris stays in close to Minarsich's body and controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Minarsich looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Harris pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Minarsich is keeping the position for now.
Minarsich keeping moving, preventing Harris from controlling successfully.
Harris stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Minarsich swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Minarsich can't keep his opponent in guard - Harris advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Harris trying to control the action but Minarsich is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris tries to pass to full mount but Minarsich defends it.
Harris stalling away here and it's allowed Minarsich to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Harris's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Harris wants to control from the top but Minarsich keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harris looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Harris is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Harris looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Harris trying to control the position from guard on top but Minarsich is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Score +3 for passing guard: Minarsich (0) vs (5) Harris
Minarsich really is a fat lump.
Harris advances nicely into full mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Minarsich (0) vs (7) Harris
Harris trying to control but Minarsich is having none of it.

Harris has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Minarsich is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bret Harris!
A relieved looking Bret Harris thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: TWGC 25 (170lbs, D4): London Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   Jul 27, 2019

Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Anderson Nogueira (ranked 5968 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fart Minarsich (ranked 24783 p4p, 0 weight class). Anderson Nogueira had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business




175 cm
18 yrs
170 lbs



155 cm
22 yrs
155 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Anderson Nogueira ! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Fart Minarsich!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Richard Clark and James Atkins.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Nogueira wants to clinch.

Nogueira darts in and clinches Minarsich up against the cage.
Nogueira drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Minarsich gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Minarsich jumps into guard, dragging Nogueira to the mat.
Nogueira wants to control from the top but Minarsich keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Nogueira (0) vs (2) Minarsich
Nogueira has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.

Minarsich is working for a submission of some sort.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Minarsich looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Minarsich prevents Nogueira from improving his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich not doing much here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!

Minarsich wants to work for an arm triangle but Nogueira is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Minarsich controlling the pace.
Nogueira knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Minarsich on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Minarsich is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich controlling the pace.

Minarsich is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Nogueira is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Minarsich controlling the pace.
Nogueira trying to control from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Minarsich controlling the pace.

Minarsich is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Nogueira has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

Nogueira is defending against the submission attempts here by Minarsich.
Minarsich content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Minarsich prevents Nogueira from improving his position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.

Minarsich is looking for a kimura but Nogueira is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Minarsich to get the leverage.
Minarsich with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Minarsich passes into side control, despite Nogueira 's attempt to control the position.
Score +3 for passing guard: Nogueira (0) vs (5) Minarsich
Nogueira is letting Minarsich control him for a moment.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.

Minarsich has hold of Nogueira 's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Nogueira seems comfortable defending it but Minarsich has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Nogueira is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Nogueira is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Minarsich couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: TWGC 25 (170lbs, D4): London Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   Jul 26, 2019

Coming up we have a welterweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Vica Kaesa (ranked 6611 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fart Minarsich (ranked 24785 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Fart Minarsich enters the cage!




176 cm
18 yrs
154 lbs



155 cm
22 yrs
155 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Vica Kaesa! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Fart Minarsich!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Richard Clark.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?

Minarsich takes the fight into the clinch.

Minarsich gets control of Kaesa's arms and successfully pulls guard. Minarsich will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Minarsich wants to sweep here but Kaesa controlling him for the moment.

Kaesa drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Minarsich dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Kaesa (0) vs (2) Minarsich
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Kaesa looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Kaesa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Minarsich can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaesa is trying to keep Minarsich in close.
Kaesa is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

Kaesa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Minarsich can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Kaesa is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kaesa is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.

Kaesa is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Minarsich is aware though and is defending well.
Kaesa being controlled here, momentarily.
Kaesa not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.
Minarsich controls from within his opponent's guard.
Minarsich trying to control but Kaesa is working from the bottom.

Kaesa looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Kaesa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kaesa working for a triangle but Minarsich defends it easily.
Minarsich is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich trying to control but Kaesa is working from the bottom.

Minarsich avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Minarsich seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
It looks like Minarsich might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Minarsich postures up.
Minarsich not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Minarsich is continuing to stall.

Kaesa working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Minarsich doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Minarsich manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Minarsich manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Kaesa (2) vs (2) Minarsich
Minarsich tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Minarsich had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kaesa defends it easily.
Kaesa content to stall in guard here.
Kaesa has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa trying to control the position from guard on top but Minarsich is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Minarsich looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Minarsich trying to control the position here.
Kaesa trying to control but Minarsich is working from the bottom.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa stopping the sweep attempt from Minarsich.
Kaesa content to stall in guard here.
Minarsich is trying to control the position but Kaesa postures up.
Minarsich keeping moving, preventing Kaesa from controlling successfully.
Minarsich looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's ten minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Minarsich looking to control.
Kaesa preventing the sweep.
Minarsich is trying to keep Kaesa in close.
Kaesa trying to control but Minarsich is working from the bottom.

That's eleven minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kaesa's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Kaesa (2) vs (4) Minarsich
Minarsich slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Minarsich trying to control but Kaesa is working from the bottom.
Minarsich slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's twelve minutes gone in the round.

Minarsich avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Minarsich thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Minarsich is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Kaesa looking for a guillotine here but Minarsich defends easily.

That's thirteen minutes gone in the round.
Kaesa is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Minarsich not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Kaesa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kaesa working a defensive guard here.

That's fourteen minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Kaesa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Minarsich can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Kaesa keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.

And that's the end of the fight!
Minarsich wins on points by 4 to 2.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 29, 2019
#R1#
Minarsich closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #CL2#
Goat gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Goat prevents Minarsich from breaking the clinch.
Goat working aggressively here.
Minarsich blocks an uppercut.
Goat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Minarsich's elbow.
Goat lands a right hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
A short right from Goat on the inside.
Goat lands a right hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Minarsich blocking some punches.
Goat lands a left hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Goat.
Goat has Minarsich pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from Goat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goat stalls. #T1#
Goat lands with a left to the head.
Minarsich working hard to break the clinch.
Goat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Minarsich's elbow.
Goat tries to throw a body punch but Minarsich avoids it by throwing Goat back against the cage.
Goat lands a right hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Goat struggles to land a body shot inside as Minarsich controls his hands.
Goat working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stalling in the clinch from Goat.
Goat looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Goat goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Goat working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Minarsich blocks an uppercut.
Goat throws a punch but it's blocked by Minarsich.
Goat is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Minarsich. #T2#
Goat lands a left hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Minarsich is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Goat to keep the fight standing.
A nice right hand lands inside from Goat.
Goat working aggressively here.
Goat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Minarsich's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Goat fails to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Goat lands a nice uppercut.
Goat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Minarsich really is a fat lump.
Goat lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goat working aggressively here.
Goat throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Minarsichs head.
Goat swings wildly with an uppercut but Minarsich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Minarsich blocks an uppercut. #T3#
A short uppercut from Goat.
Minarsich blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Goat scores with a nice hook to the head.
Goat lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right from Goat on the inside.
Goat has a couple of punches blocked by Minarsich.
Goat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Minarsich's elbow.
Goat misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goat lands with a left to the head.
Minarsich is trying to break free.
Goat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Minarsich wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Goat misses with a short punch on the inside.
Goat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T4#
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Goat is controlling him.
Minarsich blocking some punches.
Minarsich is trying to break free.
Goat pushes Minarsich back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goat swings wildly with an uppercut but Minarsich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Goat stalling against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Goat.
Goat working aggressively here.
Goat gets through Minarsich's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Goat swings wildly with an uppercut but Minarsich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Goat throws a punch but it's blocked by Minarsich.
Goat misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ted Goat dominated that round.
That's time! Minarsich's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Minarsich scores with a one two! Goat had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. #CL2#
Goat has taken the fight to the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Minarsich is trying to push Goat away but Goat has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Goat working aggressively here.
Goat scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Minarsich is trying to force a seperation but Goat has the dominant position.
A short left from Goat.
Goat lands a hook that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat misses with the head strike.
Goat misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goat stalling against the cage.
Goat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Minarsich's elbow.
A hook to the body from Goat.
Goat prevents Minarsich from breaking the clinch.#T1#
Goat scores with a nice hook to the head.
Goat presses Minarsich against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Minarsich drops down looking for an ankle pick but Goat pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL2#
Goat moves into range and clinches up with Minarsich.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Goat creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ted Goat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Goat scores with a shot to the side of Minarsich's head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Goat. #ROC2#
Minarsich is rocked!
Goat misses with some punches.
Goat lands a right hand.
Oh Minarsich is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A nice right hand lands inside from Goat.
A shot in the inside from Goat.
Goat lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Goat lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Minarsich's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Goat has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Goat creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Minarsich's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Minarsich drops to his knees and Goat pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Goat!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 26, 2019
#R1##CL#
Goat drives through and clinches with Minarsich against the cage.
Goat leaning against his opponent.
Minarsich wants to break the clinch but can't.
Goat scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Goat lands a hook that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat lands a left hand.
Goat has Minarsich pressed against the cage, preventing Minarsich from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Minarsich's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Goat lands a right hand.
Goat working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Goat.
Minarsich looks winded!
Goat misses with a punch on the inside.
Goat lands a shot to the body.
Goat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Goat lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Goat slows down the pace here.
Goat working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T1#
Goat digs a right hand underneath Minarsich's ribcage. Minarsich let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Goat scores with a hook to the body.
Goat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Goat lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Goat lands an uppercut.
Goat pushes Minarsich back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Goat. #ROC#
Minarsich is rocked!
Goat lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Minarsich is still on wobbly legs! Can Goat finish him?
Goat lands with a light punch inside.
Goat unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Minarsich! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Goat is unloading with more strikes now! Minarsich drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Goat!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 23, 2019
#R1##CL2#
Goat closes the distance and pushes Minarsich back into the cage.
Minarsich really is a fat lump.
A frustrated look appears on Minarsich's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Minarsich wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Goat throws a punch but it's blocked by Minarsich.
Goat lands a right hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Minarsich tries to circle away but Goat has him pinned against the cage.
Goat makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Goat.
Goat throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Minarsichs head.
A nice left hand lands by Goat.
Goat lands a left hand.
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Goat is controlling him.
Goat is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
A left hand lands to the body for Goat.
A bit of stalling here from Goat.
Goat lands an uppercut.#T1#
Goat leaning his opponent against the cage.
Goat lands a hook to the side of the head.
Minarsich wants to break free but Goat has control.
Goat lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Goat lands with a right to the head.
Minarsich wants to break free but Goat has control.
Goat lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Goat stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Goat lands a left hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #ROC2#
Minarsich is rocked!
Goat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goat misses with a hook to the ribs. #T2#
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch but Goat keeps him there for the moment.
Goat swings wildly with an uppercut but Minarsich uses good head movement to avoid it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Goat lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goat lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Minarsich tries to circle away but Goat has him pinned against the cage.
Minarsich wants to get back to striking at distance but Goat won't allow it.
Minarsich blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Goat.
Goat scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Oh Minarsich is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Goat misses with a hook from the clinch.
Goat softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Goat pushes Minarsich back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goat misses with a punch on the inside. #T3#
Goat lands with a light punch inside.
Goat lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Minarsich to his knees! Goat keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Goat!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 19, 2019
#R1##TD2#
Minarsich feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Minarsich preventing the sweep.
Minarsich would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Minarsich trying to control but Madden is working from the bottom.
Minarsich slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Madden not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet. Madden looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #TD2#
Minarsich closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Madden quickly recovers to half guard.
Minarsich controlling the pace.
Madden could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Madden tries to kick Minarsich off but Minarsich keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #T1##SU2#
Minarsich stands up and beckons Madden to join him on the feet. #TD2#
Minarsich closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Madden did well to prevent Minarsich getting side control.
Madden is trying to control but can't.
Madden is refusing to be controlled, as Minarsich sits in half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Minarsich in particular looking to stall.#T2#
Minarsich is looking to take a break and control but Madden is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Minarsich is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Minarsich not doing much here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Madden is trying to stand back up but Minarsich is controlling him #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Minarsich lands a nice shot to the body.
Madden tries to clinch up.#T3##TD2#
Minarsich gets a double leg takedown into Madden's guard.
Minarsich content to stall in guard here.
Madden keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.
Madden is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Minarsich is controlling him. #SUB2#
Minarsich is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Minarsich wants to control from the top but Madden keeps moving. #T4#
Madden looking for a sweep. Not yet Madden, not yet.
Madden keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Minarsich throwing strikes but missing. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD2#
Minarsich gets a takedown into half guard.#ES#
Madden makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##TD2#
Minarsich gets the takedown into side control.
Madden is looking to get back to his feet here but Minarsich is keeping cool and he's managed to take Madden's back.#SUB2#
Minarsich is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Madden has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Madden covering up well under a barage of strikes. #SUB2#
Minarsich is persistently looking for the submission but Madden is defending it well.
Madden rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done. #T1#
Madden is looking to control Minarsich's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Madden avoid being mounted?
Minarsich is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Fart Minarsich has got the better of the ground game so far.#SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet - back to striking we go! #TD2#
Minarsich shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Madden is looking to escape.#T2#
Minarsich missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Madden is trying to maintain the position but Minarsich is very close to passing his half guard.
Minarsich stops Madden from getting back to his feet.
Minarsich trying to advance position but Madden counters by regaining guard.
Minarsich looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T3#
Minarsich misses with a low kick as Madden jumps back.
Minarsich has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Madden tries to close the distance and clinch up but Minarsich swats him away and circles back towards the center. #TD2#
Madden gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Minarsich to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Minarsich prevents Madden from getting back to his feet. #T4#
Minarsich throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Madden works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Minarsich trying to control but Madden is working from the bottom.
Minarsich not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Madden wants to get back to his feet but Minarsich is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Madden is trying to keep Minarsich in close.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Minarsich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Minarsich closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Madden quickly recovers to half guard.
Madden keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Madden misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Madden wants to get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Minarsich is looking for a kimura here.
Madden is positioning himself well to prevent Minarsich advancing to mount. #T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich prevents Madden from standing back up.
Madden trying to control from the bottom.
Madden is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Minarsich is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Minarsich dives in and scores a takedown into Madden's guard.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Madden is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Minarsich sitting in guard here, content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Minarsich trying to control but Madden is working from the bottom. #T2#
Madden working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Minarsich.
Minarsich postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Minarsich postures up in Madden's guard and throws a big left but Madden blocks it. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Taylor Madden is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD2#
Minarsich scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Madden is trying to get back to full guard.
Minarsich sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Madden defending well though. #T3#
Madden is trying to stand up here but Minarsich is controlling him well.
Minarsich is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Madden missing with punches from the bottom. #SU2#
Minarsich stands up from half guard. #CL2#
Minarsich has taken the fight to the clinch. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Minarsich wants to break the clinch but can't.
Minarsich prevents the takedown attempt.
Madden keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Minarsich's efforts to push away.#TD2#
Minarsich has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Madden uses from the top position. #ES2#
Minarsich has his feet on Madden's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work. #TD2#
Minarsich feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Minarsich must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Minarsich drops back looking for a leg! Madden is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Madden manages to kick Minarsich off! Minarsich jumps back into Madden's guard.
Taylor Madden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fart Minarsich is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB#
Madden looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fart Minarsich comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Minarsich has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 15, 2019
#R1#
Minarsich misses with a body shot. #CL2#
Minarsich has managed to clinch.
Salazar jumps guard but Minarsich turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Salazar tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Minarsich just stands there and leans against the cage.
Minarsich is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blaine Salazar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Minarsich is pressed up against the cage. Salazar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Minarsich down to the mat. Minarsich avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #TD2#
Minarsich scores with a takedown into Salazar's guard.
Salazar not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Salazar really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Salazar is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Minarsich controlling from the top position. #T1#
Minarsich trying to control but Salazar is working from the bottom.
Minarsich looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB#
Salazar escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Minarsich gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SU2#
Salazar is working an open guard so Minarsich takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Minarsich misses with a body kick. #CL2#
Minarsich moves into the clinch.#BC#
Salazar breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Minarsich darts in and clinches Salazar up against the cage.
Minarsich is trying to force a seperation but Salazar has the dominant position.#T3#
Salazar tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Minarsich tries to break free but Salazar pushes him back against the cage.
Salazar tries to pull guard but Minarsich won't allow it.
Salazar tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Minarsich just stands there and leans against the cage.
Salazar jumps guard but Minarsich stands there with Salazar around his waist. Salazar gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Minarsich tries to circle away but Salazar has him pinned against the cage.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!#BC#
Salazar breaks from the clinch. #TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Salazar enables Minarsich to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Salazar manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #TD2#
Minarsich gets a double leg takedown into Salazar's guard.#ROC2#
Salazar is rocked!
Minarsich stays in close to Salazar's body and controls the position.
Oh Salazar is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Minarsich trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4##SUB#
Salazar looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Salazar is breathing heavily.#SU2#
Minarsich stands up from guard. Let's bang! #TD2#
Minarsich closes the distance looking for a takedown. Salazar stuffs it but Minarsich still has hold of him. Minarsich picks Salazar up in a fireman's lift! The crowd roars in approval. Minarsich slams Salazar to the floor and that's really hurt Salazar - he doesn't know where he is! Minarsich throws a couple of strikes and the referee steps in to save him! This one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 11, 2019
#R1##TD#
McCorry feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
McCorry won't allow Minarsich to sweep him here.
Minarsich really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McCorry. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McCorry wants to control from the top but Minarsich keeps moving.
McCorry engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
McCorry passes Minarsich's left leg - he's now in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCorry is trying to control the action in half guard but Minarsich is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#SUB#
McCorry is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Minarsich is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Craven McCorry!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 08, 2019
#R1##CL2#
Minarsich moves into range and clinches up with Farley.#TD#
Farley gets a trip takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Minarsich trying to control but Farley postures up.
Farley wants to stand up but Minarsich is controlling the position.
Farley thows a huge punch but Minarsich dodges it nicely.
Farley really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Farley throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Farley looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB#
Farley is working for a kimura but Minarsich is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Farley. #T1#
Minarsich looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Farley distracts Minarsich with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Farley throws a big right hand that misses. #SUB2#
Minarsich is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Farley is aware though and is defending well.
Farley trying to stand up but can't free himself from Minarsich's guard.
Farley wants to stand and escape but instead Minarsich has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB##SUB#
Farley is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Minarsich defends well.
Minarsich wants to control from the top but Farley keeps moving. #T2#
Minarsich is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Farley is looking to stand up but Minarsich isn't so interested in that idea.
Farley trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Farley will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Farley keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.
Minarsich throws a big elbow that misses.
Farley looking to hit a scissor sweep but Minarsich is one step ahead there. #SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet. Farley looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #T3#
No luck for Minarsich with that takedown attempt.
It looked like Farley was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#CL2#
Farley gets tackled into the cage by Minarsich. Minarsich maintains the clinch. #BC#
Farley breaks from the clinch.
Farley shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fart Minarsich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Minarsich fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Farley avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Farley tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Minarsich manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Farley looks for a takedown but Minarsich sprawls well.#T4#
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Farley as he avoids it easily.
Stan Farley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fart Minarsich.#CL2#
Minarsich has Farley up against the cage in a clinch.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Farley.
Farley misses with some punches. #TD#
Farley decides to pull guard.
Minarsich missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Farley trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Farley being controlled here, momentarily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Farley keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Fart Minarsich will probably get the nod.
That's time! Farley's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Minarsich shoots for a double leg takedown but Farley sprawls well. He's pushed Minarsich's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #TD#
Farley gets a double leg takedown into Minarsich's guard.#ES2#
Minarsich has his feet on Farley's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Farley wants to clinch up but Minarsich keeps it at a distance.
Minarsich stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Minarsich wants it to stay on the feet.
Farley shoots for a double leg takedown but Minarsich sprawls well. He's pushed Farley's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #TD#
Farley scores with a takedown into Minarsich's guard.#ES2#
Minarsich has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Farley off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Farley but Farley pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Minarsich throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
No luck for Farley with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stan Farley. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Minarsich shoots in and drives through. Farley sprawls well.
Minarsich is breathing heavily.
Farley closes the distance and clinches up with Minarsich, looking for a takedown. Farley pushes Minarsich against the cage but Minarsich circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Minarsich misses with a takedown attempt - Farley sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Farley looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Minarsich fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Farley avoids it really well and circles away.#T2#
Farley dives in for a single leg takedown but Minarsich sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Minarsich fails with a takedown attempt.
Minarsich fails with an attempt to clinch.
Minarsich throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Farley's waist but Farley gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Minarsich off to one side. #CL2#
Minarsich moves into the clinch successfully.
Farley will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Minarsich up against the cage.
Farley is looking for a takedown.
Minarsich tries to pull guard but Farley forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#T3##BC#
Farley's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown but Farley shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Minarsich stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Minarsich wants it to stay on the feet.
Minarsich throws a head kick that misses. #TD#
Farley shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Minarsich's guard.#SU#
Farley decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Stan Farley is winning the standup battle so far.
Farley fails with a takedown attempt.
Farley shoots in but no luck this time.
Minarsich closes the distance and clinches up with Farley, looking for a takedown. Minarsich pushes Farley against the cage but Farley circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Farley as Minarsich shoots in.#T4##TD#
Farley shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Minarsich napping and manages to drive through into side control!#ES2#
Minarsich sneaks out the side door and pushes Farley away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farley moves forwards but Minarsich connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Minarsich fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Farley throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Minarsich's waist but Minarsich gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Farley off to one side.
Minarsich has a takedown stuffed.
Horrible takedown attempt by Farley or perhaps it was just good defense by Minarsich, which made it look bad.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Minarsich fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Farley avoids it really well and circles away.#CL2#
Minarsich instigates a clinch.
Farley goes for a takedown in the clinch but Minarsich prevents it.
Minarsich can't break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Farley has him pressed against the cage.
Farley tries to work over Minarsich's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Farley tries for a takedown but Minarsich manages to get underhooks.
Minarsich tries to break free but Farley pushes him back against the cage.#T1#
Farley throws a head punch that misses.
Farley drops down looking for an ankle pick but Minarsich pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stan Farley. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Minarsich throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Farley's waist but Farley gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Minarsich off to one side.
Minarsich takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Minarsich feints a jab promting Farley to slip. Minarsich then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Farley slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Farley slaps away a takedown attempt from Minarsich, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Farley went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Minarsich fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Farley tries to counter with a takedown but Minarsich is quick to defend against it.
Minarsich keeps the fight on the outside.#TD#
Farley gets a double leg takedown into Minarsich's guard.#ES2#
Minarsich pushes Farley off and gets back to his feet. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farley shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Minarsich sprawls well. Minarsich wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Farley gets slowly back to his feet.
Minarsich slaps away a takedown attempt from Farley, before circling back to the center of the mat.#CL2#
Minarsich has managed to clinch.
Farley has Minarsich pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Minarsich manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Stalling in the clinch from Farley.
Minarsich is looking to break free of the clinch but Farley has double underhooks.
Minarsich wants to break free but Farley has control. #T3##BC2#
Minarsich manages to break the clinch.
Minarsich shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Farley sprawls well. Farley wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Minarsich gets slowly back to his feet.
Minarsich closes the distance and clinches up with Farley, looking for a takedown. Minarsich pushes Farley against the cage but Farley circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#TD#
Farley shoots in and bounces Minarsich off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Farley tries to stand but Minarsich is controlling from the bottom.
Farley works over Minarsich with some ground and pound from guard.#T4##SUB2#
Minarsich looking for a guillotine here but Farley defends easily.
Farley wants to stand but Minarsich has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Farley preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Farley tries to stand but Minarsich is controlling from the bottom.
Fart Minarsich has got the better of the ground game so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stan Farley has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fart Minarsich is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SU#
Farley gets to his feet. Minarsich looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Fart Minarsich.
Well Minarsich has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fart Minarsich!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jun 05, 2019
#R1#
An inside leg kick from Minarsich misses. #CL2#
Minarsich moves into the clinch.
Minarsich wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Holmes throws a head punch that misses.
Holmes jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Minarsich walks away with a smile on his face. Holmes gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
Minarsich clinches.
Minarsich wants to break free but Holmes has control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holmes tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Minarsich just stands there and leans against the cage.
Holmes jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Minarsich walks away with a smile on his face. Holmes gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Christopher Holmes. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1##TD2#
Minarsich decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Holmes tries to get to full guard but Minarsich has control of the leg.
Holmes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Minarsich passes to side control. #SUB2#
Minarsich working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Holmes wants to get back to his feet but Minarsich drags him back down.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Minarsich misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Holmes is looking to regain half guard here but Minarsich keeps moving and retains side control.
Holmes avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Minarsich. #T2#
Holmes is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#SU2#
Minarsich stands up. #TD2#
Holmes gets caught napping as Minarsich dives in and scores a takedown. Holmes manages to retain guard.
Minarsich prevents Holmes from getting back to his feet.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Holmes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Minarsich is stalling in the full guard.
Holmes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
It looks like Minarsich might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Holmes controls Minarsich momentarily but Minarsich frees himself.
Holmes wants to sweep here but Minarsich controlling him for the moment.
Holmes lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Holmes trying to control but Minarsich is working from the bottom.
Minarsich trying to control the position here.
Holmes showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Minarsich wants to stand up but Holmes is controlling him.
Minarsich is trying to keep Holmes in close.
Minarsich looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Holmes trying to stand up but can't free himself from Minarsich's guard.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Holmes scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Minarsich clinches with his opponent.
Minarsich wants to get back to striking at distance but Holmes won't allow it. #TD#
Holmes has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Minarsich uses from the top position.
Holmes wants to get back to his feet but Minarsich is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Minarsich throws a big right hand that misses.
Holmes wants to sweep but no luck.
Minarsich throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Holmes works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minarsich prevents Holmes from getting back to his feet.
Minarsich controlling from the top position. #SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet. Holmes looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Holmes has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Minarsich doesn't manage to clinch there - Holmes circles away.
Christopher Holmes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Minarsich. Holmes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holmes throws a counter high kick but Minarsich was just alert enough to avoid it.#TD2#
Minarsich throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Holmes tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Minarsich is in Holmes's guard.#SU2#
Minarsich gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #TD2#
Minarsich is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Holmes's half guard.
Holmes moves into full guard.
Minarsich postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Minarsich preventing the sweep.
Holmes wants to get back to his feet but Minarsich is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Holmes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Minarsich preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Minarsich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Minarsich stopping the sweep attempt from Holmes.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Holmes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Minarsich controlling from the top position.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!
Holmes looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Minarsich must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Holmes bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Minarsich's guard. #REVR#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Minarsich controls Holmes momentarily but Holmes frees himself. #T3#
Minarsich might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Holmes haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Minarsich wants to get back to his feet but Holmes is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Minarsich will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Minarsich is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Holmes missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Minarsich. #TD2#
Minarsich scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Holmes is looking to escape.#SUB2#
Minarsich wants to work for an arm triangle but Holmes is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Minarsich is breathing heavily.#T4#
Minarsich wants to take a breather but Holmes is having none of it. #ES#
Holmes makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#TD2#
Minarsich dives in and scores a takedown into Holmes's guard.
Minarsich seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Holmes is looking to stand up but Minarsich isn't so interested in that idea.
Minarsich preventing the sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Minarsich trying to control but Holmes is working from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Holmes is on top in guard. #REVR#
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Fart Minarsich will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Holmes throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Holmes swats away the attempt to clinch by Minarsich.#TD2#
Minarsich dives in and scores a takedown into Holmes's guard.#ES#
Holmes is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Holmes is looking for a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holmes prevents Minarsich from breaking the clinch.#T1#
Holmes lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC2#
Minarsich pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#TD2#
Minarsich shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Holmes's guard.#ROC2#
Holmes is rocked!
Minarsich throwing strikes but missing.
Minarsich stays in close to Holmes's body and controls the position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Holmes is on top in guard. #REVR#
Minarsich looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Holmes puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Holmes throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T2##SUB#
Holmes seems to be looking for submissions.
Minarsich wants to improve his position but Holmes is controlling well.
Holmes is looking to take a break and control but Minarsich is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB2#
Minarsich is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Holmes pulls his head out easily.
Minarsich takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Minarsich manages to get to full guard.
Holmes cracks Minarsich with a solid left hand.#T3#
Minarsich is pulling down on Holmes's head to control his posture.
Holmes postures up and lands a big shot to Minarsich's brow.
Holmes connects with a couple of short punches.
Holmes is looking to work some ground and pound but Minarsich has wrist control.
Minarsich avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Minarsich working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Holmes.
Holmes preventing the sweep.
Minarsich wants to stand and escape but Holmes is having none of it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Minarsich drives through with a takedown into guard.
Holmes wants to sweep but no luck.
Holmes not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Holmes looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T4##SUB#
Holmes is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Holmes trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Minarsich wants to control from the top but Holmes keeps moving.
Minarsich postures up in Holmes's guard and throws a big left but Holmes blocks it.
Holmes being controlled here, momentarily.
Minarsich has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Holmes is proving hard to escape from. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Minarsich throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Holmes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Christopher Holmes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fart Minarsich is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Minarsich throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Christopher Holmes.
I think Minarsich has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 30, 2019
#R1#
Runtiringeni tries to close the distance and clinch but Minarsich swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #TD#
Minarsich scores with a takedown into Runtiringeni's guard.#SUB2#
Runtiringeni has his foot on Minarsich's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Minarsich works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Runtiringeni had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Minarsich defends it easily.
Minarsich could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Runtiringeni throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Runtiringeni is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Minarsich trying to control the position from guard on top but Runtiringeni is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Runtiringeni had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Minarsich defends it easily.
Runtiringeni manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Minarsich manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Minarsich is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T1#
Runtiringeni passes Minarsich's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Runtiringeni lands a nice short elbow.#SUB2#
Runtiringeni is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Runtiringeni is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB2#
Runtiringeni maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Minarsich could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Runtiringeni has cracked it and Minarsich is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Runtiringeni!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Raanta Runtiringeni!

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 27, 2019
#R1#
Holt moves out of range of the body kick from Minarsich. #CL2#
Minarsich clinches.
Holt tries to pull guard but Minarsich forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#TD2#
Minarsich has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Holt uses from the top position.
Minarsich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Minarsich has his hands on Holt's head, controlling the position.
Minarsich is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Holt is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holt is fighting to break Minarsich's control of his arms but Minarsich is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Minarsich is on top in guard. #REVB##T1#
Minarsich is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Holt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Holt keeping moving, preventing Minarsich from controlling successfully.
Minarsich controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Minarsich postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Holt is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Minarsich, into his guard. #REVR#
Holt will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SU#
Holt gets to his feet. Minarsich looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #TD2#
Minarsich shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Holt is trying to defend but Minarsich finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Well, if Minarsich is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T3#
Minarsich's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Minarsich is looking to pass Holt's guard but actually Holt recovers to full guard.
Holt is trying to control the position but Minarsich postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Minarsich is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
Minarsich bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Holt tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Holt is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2##TD2#
Minarsich gets a takedown into half guard.
Fart Minarsich has got the better of the ground game so far.
Holt wants to get back to his feet.
Minarsich perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Minarsich trying to control the action but Holt is working from the bottom. #SU2#
Minarsich decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Minarsich gets the takedown into side control.
Minarsich wants to lay and pray for a moment but Holt keeps working. #T1#
Minarsich advances nicely into full mount.
Minarsich thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Minarsich controlling from mount.
Holt avoids a strike by Minarsich and manages to complete a very nice reversal in the process, to end up in Minarsich's guard! Fantastic escape!
Minarsich is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Minarsich has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
Minarsich pulls Holt in close to prevent any damage.
Minarsich tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Minarsich is pulling down on Holt's head. It's preventing any offense from Holt, at least for the moment.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Minarsich has eaten all the pies!
Holt trying to stand up but can't free himself from Minarsich's guard.#ES2#
Minarsich scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Vito Holt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T3#
Minarsich scores with a body shot. #CL2#
Minarsich drives through and clinches with Holt against the cage.
Minarsich wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Holt tries to pull guard but Minarsich holds him up against the cage and eventually Holt drops back down to his feet.
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Holt has him pressed against the cage.
Holt is trying to pull guard but Minarsich has him pressed against the cage.#T4#
Holt tries to pull guard but Minarsich won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vito Holt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#BC#
Holt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #TD2#
Minarsich shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Holt is trying to defend but Minarsich finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Well, if Minarsich is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Holt is trying to stand up here but Minarsich is controlling him well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Minarsich trying to control the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fart Minarsich showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Minarsich shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Minarsich showed some decent athleticism there. #SUB#
Holt looking for submissions off his back.
Holt is looking for a sweep. Minarsich is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holt avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Minarsich. #T1#
Minarsich throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Minarsich tries to pass the half guard into mount. Holt knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Minarsich is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Holt doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Minarsich.
Minarsich looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Minarsich moves nicely into side control. #SUB2#
Minarsich is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Holt is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Holt being controlled for a moment.
Minarsich wants to lay and pray for a moment but Holt keeps working. #T3##SU2#
Minarsich stands up. #TD2#
Minarsich shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Holt manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#SUB2#
Minarsich postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Holt is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Minarsich, into his guard. #REVR#
Minarsich wants to sweep here but Holt controlling him for the moment. #T4#
Minarsich is still trying to improve position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Minarsich wants to stand up but Holt is controlling him.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Minarsich is pulling down on Holt's head. It's preventing any offense from Holt, at least for the moment.
Vito Holt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fart Minarsich is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Holt in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fart Minarsich comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Minarsich has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fart Minarsich!

 

 
 
 
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