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Event:
GDL 20: Hansson vs Matthews
Date: Feb 29, 2020 |
#R1#
Sixpack takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #CUT2#
It looks like Joe Sixpack has been cut.
Sixpack shoots for a takedown but Holmes saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
It seemed like Holmes was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Holmes stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Holmes wants it to stay on the feet.
Holmes looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Holmes swats away the attempt to clinch by Sixpack.
Holmes connects with a single shot there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sixpack.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Sixpack. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Holmes closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Sixpack! Holmes dives in looking to finish! Sixpack is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). H H Holmes!
H H Holmes decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
GDL 14: Poika v Laden
Date: Dec 14, 2019 |
#R1#
Sixpack avoids the body shot from Palmer.
Sixpack on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sixpack misses with a body kick.
Sixpack misses with a takedown attempt - Palmer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Sixpack throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#CL#
Sixpack has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sixpack definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Sixpack tries to work over Palmer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Palmer lands an uppercut.
Palmer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sixpack.
Sixpack blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Palmer misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palmer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Palmer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sixpack prevents a body shot from Palmer.
Palmer prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Sixpack. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Palmer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sixpack lands a left hand.
#T1#
Palmer can't find room to land a body shot as Sixpack controls the action.
Palmer lands with a right to the head.
Sixpack blocks an uppercut.
Sixpack is looking to break free of the clinch but Palmer has double underhooks.
Sixpack tries to circle away but Palmer has him pinned against the cage.
Sixpack working aggressively here.
Palmer is pressed up against the cage. Sixpack has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Palmer down to the mat. Palmer avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Sixpack shoots in for a takedown but Palmer shows good takedown defense.
Palmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Palmer works Sixpack's body with a nice hook.#CL#
Sixpack pushes Palmer up against the cage in a clinch.
Sixpack is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Palmer lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Palmer.
Sixpack is breathing heavily.
A nice left hand lands by Palmer.
Sixpack blocks an uppercut.
Sixpack tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Palmer just stands there and leans against the cage.
Palmer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sixpack goes for a takedown attempt but Palmer pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Palmer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Sixpack is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Sixpack takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Palmer lunges at Sixpack with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sixpack's hand. #CUT2#
It looks like Joe Sixpack has been cut.
Palmer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
John Palmer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Palmer throws a head kick but Sixpack moves out of range.
Sixpack walks forward, straight into a front kick from Palmer.
Sixpack on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
#KD2#
Palmer lands a left and a right that send Sixpack crashing to the mat, dazed. Palmer thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#
Sixpack is rocked!
Joe Sixpack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the liver by Palmer. Beautiful body shot.
Oh Sixpack is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sixpack stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palmer.
Palmer drops Sixpack with a huge uppercut! Sixpack drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Palmer is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Palmer!
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Event:
GDL 12: Fist v Von Mises
Date: Nov 23, 2019 |
#R1#
Sixpack ducks right into an uppercut from Rogers.
Sixpack shoots in for a takedown but Rogers shows good takedown defense.
Rogers fails to land with a series of punches.
Despite the aggression on Sixpack's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Sixpack takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sixpack tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Rogers defends well and Sixpack ends up having to push Rogers into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Joe Sixpack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rogers lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sixpack shoots in for a takedown but Rogers shows good takedown defense.
Buck Rogers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Sixpack.
Sixpack tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rogers was well out of range. Poor timing from Sixpack.
Rogers swings for the body but Sixpack moves out of range.
Rogers lands a jab to the head.
Rogers lands a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Horrible takedown attempt by Sixpack or perhaps it was just good defense by Rogers, which made it look bad.
Rogers swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Sixpack fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A left lands for Rogers.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Sixpack gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rogers doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rogers misses with a punch to the body.
Rogers tries to throw a body punch but Sixpack avoids it by throwing Rogers back against the cage. #T1#
Sixpack lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sixpack misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Rogers.
#TD2#
Sixpack jumps guard.
Rogers looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sixpack utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Rogers missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Sixpack trying to control the position.
Rogers trying to control the position from guard on top but Sixpack is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rogers passes into half guard.
Rogers throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Rogers throwing shots but Sixpack is blocking nicely.
Sixpack has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Rogers is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rogers missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #T2#
Rogers is trying to control. Sixpack wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rogers is controlling the pace.
Sixpack trying to control here.
Rogers content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Sixpack is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Sixpack punching from the bottom.
#SUB#
Rogers is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Sixpack looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#SUB#
Rogers is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Sixpack tries to roll over but Rogers keeps him under control.
Rogers blocks the strikes from Sixpack.
Rogers has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sixpack misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Rogers thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sixpack's head.
Sixpack trying to control here.
Rogers thows a huge punch but Sixpack dodges it nicely.
Sixpack trying to control here.
Rogers perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Sixpack wants to get back to full guard.
Sixpack taking some punishment here, with Rogers in his half guard.
Rogers is looking to take a break and control but Sixpack is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Rogers not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T4#
Sixpack trying to control but Rogers postures up.
Rogers trying to mount his opponent but Sixpack defends it.
Sixpack wants to improve his position but Rogers is controlling well.
Sixpack gets full guard.
Rogers sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Sixpack avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Rogers is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Roosters Coop that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Sixpack can do anything to dispel that myth.
Sixpack looking to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rogers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sixpack throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Rogers is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buck Rogers dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Sixpack has his takedown stuffed
and Rogers counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sixpack tries to close the distance and clinch but Rogers swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sixpack shoots for a takedown but Rogers saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nice shot by Rogers.
Rogers tries to clinch up.
Sixpack takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
#CUT#
It looks like Joe Sixpack has been cut.
Rogers lands with a right hand.
Sixpack shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Rogers defends it nicely.
Buck Rogers has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Sixpack.
Some bone on bone action there as Rogers checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. #CL2#
Sixpack clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sixpack tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Rogers smiles and moves away.
Rogers lands a glancing blow to the side of Sixpack's head.
Sixpack swings widly with a right hand
and Rogers counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Joe Sixpack is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rogers thuds a left hand into Sixpack's body.#T1#
Sixpack darts in trying to clinch
and Rogers counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rogers throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Sixpack crashing down! Sixpack tries to stagger back to his feet but Rogers just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Sixpack asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buck Rogers!
Buck Rogers decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Event:
GDL 2
Date: Aug 10, 2019 |
#R1##CL#
Sixpack forces Dentler back against the cage and clinches.
Sixpack pressing his opponent against the cage.
Dentler misses with some punches.
Dentler has a couple of punches blocked by Sixpack.
Sixpack pushes Dentler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sixpack has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dentler.#CUT2#
It looks like Joe Sixpack has been cut.
Sixpack wants a takedown.
#TD#
Sixpack jumps guard and drags Dentler to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Sixpack has a closed guard, preventing Dentler from standing up. #SUB#
Sixpack throws his legs up looking for a submission but Dentler uses it to pass to side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sixpack is looking for a sweep.
Dentler tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Sixpack is trying to control Dentler's posture but Dentler avoids it.
Sixpack is trying to get back to half guard.
Sixpack tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Sixpack is trying to control Dentler's posture but Dentler avoids it. #SU2#
Dentler decides to stand back up. #CL#
Sixpack moves into the clinch.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Sixpack lands a body shot.
Sixpack has been working on his balance at Gym, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Dentler.
Dentler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short left from Dentler.
A body shot lands from Dentler.
Sixpack drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dentler gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dentler gets underhooks to prevent Sixpack's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Sixpack. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dentler lands a right hand.
Sixpack wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short left from Dentler.
A short right from Dentler on the inside.
Sixpack goes for a takedown attempt but Dentler pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Sixpack fails with the takedown
and Dentler counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jameson Dentler!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 17, 2019 |
#R1##TD2#
Sixpack is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Harding's half guard.#ES#
Harding manages to escape and get back to his feet! #CL2#
Harding tries to keep at a distance but Sixpack has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC#
Harding breaks from the clinch.
Sixpack misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#CL2#
Sixpack moves into the clinch.
Sixpack tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Harding just stands there and leans against the cage.
Harding is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Sixpack to keep the fight standing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sixpack scores with a shot to the side of Harding's head.
Sixpack is pushing Harding up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Harding prevents a takedown attempt there.
Arlie Harding has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Sixpack.#T1#
Harding swings wildly with an uppercut but Sixpack uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sixpack tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Harding smiles and moves away.
#CL2#
Sixpack gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sixpack dodges an elbow strike from Harding.
Sixpack tries to circle away but Harding has him pinned against the cage.#TD2#
Sixpack jumps guard.
Sixpack wants to get back to his feet but Harding is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harding lands a couple of digs.#SUB2#
Sixpack escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Harding gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Sixpack tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
Sixpack is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Sixpack is still trying to improve position.
Harding lands a couple of digs.
Harding might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Harding working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Harding chips away with some ground and pound.
Sixpack is trying to control the position but Harding postures up.
Sixpack looks winded!
Sixpack is striking from the bottom but Harding uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.#SUB#
Harding is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Harding lands with a punch from half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harding lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T3##SUB#
Harding maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Sixpack could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Harding has cracked it and Sixpack is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Harding!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Arlie Harding!
The defeated Joe Sixpack had this to say: 'UNFORESEEN CONTINGENCY: Tactical failure recognized. Walmart Interstellar Corporation will be unhappy. Activate remorse protocol. Scheduling reprogramming.'.
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