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Event: WCF 56: Khabib vs Turban     
Date:   Jan 23, 2021
#R1#
Barnes throws a looping overhand right but Hands ducks down to avoid it.
Barnes throws a quick inside leg kick.
Barnes misses with a double jab
and Barnes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#It looks like Matt Barnes has been cut.
Barnes tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hands went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Barnes throws a head kick that misses
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
Barnes throws a looping overhand right but Hands ducks down to avoid it.
Barnes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hands moves away.
It looked like Hands wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Matt Barnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Barnes misses
and Hands counters with a nice body shot.
Barnes misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Barnes fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hands.#T1#
Barnes throws a body shot but no joy.
Hands moves out of range of the body kick from Barnes.
Barnes thows a leg kick but Hands checks it
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Barnes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Barnes tries to land a body kick
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Barnes misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Hands scores with a counter punch that sends Barnes to the canvas! Hands smells blood - he's punishing Barnes with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Barnes has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
A very excited looking Fish Hands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: WCF WNF 30: Road vs Feet     
Date:   Dec 02, 2020
#R1#
Gentry has his takedown stuffed
and Gentry takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#It looks like Jeshwua Gentry has been cut.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Gentry shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gentry has his takedown stuffed
and Hands counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fish Hands!
A very excited looking Fish Hands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Halloween on Hilo     
Date:   Oct 31, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlaub tries to close the distance and clinch but Hands swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Hands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hands went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Schlaub fails with the takedown
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#It looks like Brendan Schlaub has been cut.
Schlaub misses with a takedown
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL2#
Schlaub pushes Hands up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Schlaub fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Schlaub.
Schlaub working aggressively here.
Schlaub goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hands prevents it.
Fish Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brendan Schlaub.#T1#
Schlaub misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schlaub can't find room to land a body shot as Hands controls the action.
Schlaub misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Schlaub fails to land.
Schlaub drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hands gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Schlaub.
Schlaub is looking to take this one to the mat.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
Schlaub misses with a punch on the inside. #BC#
Hands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schlaub tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fighters circling - Schlaub throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #TD2#
Schlaub shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Schlaub keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hands wants to control but Schlaub is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T3#
Schlaub content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Hands is looking to control Schlaub's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hands avoid being mounted?
Hands tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Schlaub has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Hands reaches up and holds on to Schlaub to control the position.
Schlaub tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Let's hope that Schlaub has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hands tries to hold on but Schlaub postures up.
Hands on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hands tries to get out of the position.
Schlaub tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Schlaub prevents Hands from getting the reversal.
Hands tries to hold on but Schlaub pushes him away.
Schlaub sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hands is trying desperately to improve position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hands is working hard here to advance position.
Hands tries to hold on but Schlaub pushes him away.
Schlaub takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brendan Schlaub dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brendan Schlaub's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A slow jab from Schlaub misses its intended target.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Schlaub just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Hands wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlaub shoots in for a takedown but Hands shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hands takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Schlaub misses with an uppercut. Hands saw that one coming.
Schlaub has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#CL2#
Schlaub clinches with his opponent.
Hands is trying to push Schlaub away but Schlaub has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlaub throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Schlaub.
Hands stops a takedown attempt from Schlaub. #T1##TD2#
Schlaub gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hands pushes Schlaub off looking to stand but Schlaub dives back in and keeps control.
Hands desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Schlaub not doing much here. #T2#
Hands has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Schlaub is working away from the top position though.
Schlaub performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Hands desperately trying to maintain half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Schlaub is thwarting Hands's attempts to control the position.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hands bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlaub tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hands paws at him with a jab and circles away.#T3#
Schlaub throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Schlaub tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fish Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL2#
Schlaub closes the distance and clinches.
Schlaub tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hands's elbow.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hands is looking to control Schlaub's arms but Schlaub gets an underhook and turns him. Now Hands has his back to the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hands. #T4#
Hands blocks an uppercut.
Schlaub misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schlaub looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Schlaub drops down looking for an ankle pick but Hands pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fish Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brendan Schlaub.
Hands needs to keep his hands up - Schlaub had a free shot at his head there.
A big left from Schlaub misses.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#CL2#
Schlaub darts in and clinches Hands up against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlaub scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.
Schlaub is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Hands gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A short right from Schlaub.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brendan Schlaub showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Brendan Schlaub's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Schlaub fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Schlaub scores with a shot to the body.
Hands uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Schlaub.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice shot lands for Schlaub.#TD2#
Schlaub shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlaub sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T1#
Hands has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Schlaub is working away from the top position though.
Schlaub winds up and cracks Hands with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Hands trying to control here.
Hands is trying to get back to full guard.
Schlaub content to control rather than advance.
Schlaub wants to free his trapped foot but Hands is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Fish Hands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hands has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Schlaub is working away from the top position though.
Schlaub looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
We're seeing a lot of stalling here from Schlaub.
Hands is looking for a sweep. Schlaub is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlaub looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Hands slips a jab from Schlaub.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Schlaub with a poor takedown
and Hands counters with a one-two to the body. #T3#
Nice sprawl there from Hands as Schlaub shoots in.
As Schlaub looks to move away, Hands throws a big counter combo but Schlaub just gets out of the way.
Fish Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brendan Schlaub.#CL2#
Hands tries to keep at a distance but Schlaub has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hands leaning his opponent against the cage.
Schlaub fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brendan Schlaub is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hands is pushing Schlaub up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hands looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hands.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hands is struggling to control the position.
Hands tries to stall but Schlaub uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Brendan Schlaub comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlaub has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brendan Schlaub!

In his post fight interview, Brendan Schlaub started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: WCF 38: Dirk vs Denovan     
Date:   Sep 12, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
Deertay dives in and scores a takedown into Hands's guard.
Deertay is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Deertay postures up.
Hands really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Deertay. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Deertay is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Deertay trying to control but Hands is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Deertay not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB#
Deertay is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Deertay pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hands is keeping the position for now.
Deertay stands and throws Hands's legs to the side, diving into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Deertay is trying to get an arm triangle but Hands is defending well.
Hands is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Deertay's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Deertay passes to full mount! #T1#
Hands is trying desperately to improve position.
Deertay wants to control the pace but Hands is squirming around nicely.
Deertay content just to control the position here.
Hands tries to reverse the position but Deertay maintains control.#SUB#
Deertay with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Hands wants to control but Deertay is having none of it.#SUB#
Deertay with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Hands wants to control but Deertay is having none of it.#T2#
Deertay can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Hands is looking to escape.
Hands bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Deertay controlling the position.
Deertay looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Deertay might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Deertay is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Deertay looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hands is one step ahead there.
Deertay working a defensive guard here.
Hands engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #SUB#
Deertay is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hands defends well.#T3#
Deertay looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Deertay is trying to control the position but Hands postures up.
Deertay looking for a sweep. Not yet Deertay, not yet. #SUB#
Deertay looking for a guillotine here but Hands defends easily.
Hands not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Hands stopping the sweep attempt from Deertay.
Deertay seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#SUB#
Deertay looking for a guillotine here but Hands defends easily.
Deertay is trying to keep Hands in close. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hands slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Deertay tries to buck Hands off but Hands is having none of it.
Hands in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Deertay is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Hands off and has taken his back!
Hands trying to control but not successfully. #SUB#
Hands fending off the submission attempt from Deertay.
Deertay has the hooks in. Hands is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted. #SUB#
Deertay patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
I really don't envy Hands right now. #SUB#
Deertay working for a choke but Hands is defending well.
Hands wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Deertay dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Deertay waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hands.
It seemed like Hands was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Deertay shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Deertay takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Deertay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hands manages to avoid it.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Deertay swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Deertay lands with an overhand left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Deertay with a lazy takedown attempt #KD2#
and Hands counters with a crisp one two that drops Deertay! Hands thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Deertay to his feet! Deertay is in big trouble!#ROC2#Deertay is rocked!
Deertay throws a lazy uppercut
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Oh Deertay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Deertay fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hands swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joey Deertay. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Deertay misses with an uppercut
and Hands counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Deertay off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Hands follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Deertay was out before he hit the floor.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
Our winner, Fish Hands, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: WCF 32: Dirk vs Deertay     
Date:   Aug 01, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gentry fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Gentry fails with the takedown
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT2#It looks like Jeshwua Gentry has been cut.
Gentry thows a leg kick but Hands checks it
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Gentry fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeshwua Gentry. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gentry wants to clinch.
Gentry misses with a takedown #KD2#
and Hands counters with a nice right hand that sends Gentry toppling to the canvas! Gentry scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Hands finish him?!#T1#
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hands appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Gentry shoots in for a double leg but Hands sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Hands is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gentry with a body shot.
Hands stuffs the takedown attempt from Gentry. Gentry gets slowly back to his feet.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Gentry.
Hands appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Gentry fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Gentry misses with a hook. Hands ducked under it nicely.
Gentry shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hands counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#Jeshwua Gentry's cut is getting worse.#T2##TD#
Gentry closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Hands won't allow Gentry to pass to mount.
Hands is looking to control Gentry's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hands avoid being mounted?
Hands is trying is best to control the position here.
Gentry controlling the pace. #SUB#
Gentry is working for a kimura but Hands is defending it quite comfortably.
Hands is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Gentry is looking to take a break and control but Hands is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gentry tries to pass to full mount but Hands defends it. #T3#
Gentry stops Hands from getting back to his feet.
Gentry tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hands knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hands holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Hands is looking to improve his position.
Hands won't allow Gentry to pass to mount.
Gentry uses his free foot to push down on Hands's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hands.
Hands is desperately trying to improve his position but Gentry has a good base and remains in mount.
Hands has given up his back here. Will Gentry look for the submission or keep pounding away? #SUB#
Gentry working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet. #SUB#
Gentry looking to break Hands's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Hands remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Gentry will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Hands rolls, trying to escape but Gentry keeps control of the position.
Hands really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gentry. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T4#
Gentry not allowing Hands to control his hands.
Hands tries to roll but Gentry sticks to his back. #SUB#
Gentry looking for the choke but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Gentry is looking for the choke from the back position but Hands is controlling his hands well.
Gentry is hanging on to Hands's back as he tries to escape. #SUB#
Gentry looking for the RNC. #SUB#
Hands defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Gentry's arms.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Gentry is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts. #SUB#
Gentry working for the choke.
Gentry wants to control but Hands is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Fish Hands will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jeshwua Gentry's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Gentry doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD2#
and Hands counters with a crisp one two that drops Gentry! Hands thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Gentry to his feet! Gentry is in big trouble!
Gentry shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Gentry tries for a takedown but Hands circles away easily#KD2#
and Hands counters with a nice right hand that sends Gentry toppling to the canvas! Gentry scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Hands finish him?!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeshwua Gentry. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gentry with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jeshwua Gentry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gentry misses with a takedown
and Hands counters with a huge left! Gentry is in big trouble! He's backing up but Hands isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Gentry from any more damage. A dominating finish by Hands!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
Fish Hands decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: WCF WNF 9: Leahy vs Shamrock     
Date:   Jul 08, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've been told by Jones's head coaches at Finnish Elite Sport and Fitness Center that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones tries to clinch but Hands is having none of it.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jones.
As Jones backs off Hands throws a huge counter combo but Jones manages to avoid it all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones tries to clinch but Hands moves out of range.
Jones closes the distance and lands a one-two.#CUT#It looks like Fish Hands has been cut.
Jones throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Jones looks to clinch
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T1#
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones throws a combination that misses
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones misses with a takedown
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick by Jones misses
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #KD2#
and Hands counters with a crisp right hand that drops Jones! Hands lets Jones back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#Jones is rocked!
Hands is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Jones falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
A very excited looking Fish Hands made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: WCF 24.5: Khan vs Zane     
Date:   Jun 12, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pennington misses with a body shot.
Despite the aggression on Hands's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Pennington misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hands is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Pennington has his takedown stuffed
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pennington misses with a shot to the body
and Hands counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pennington swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #KD2#
and Hands counters with a nice right hand that sends Pennington toppling to the canvas! Pennington scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Hands finish him?!#ROC2#Pennington is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pennington misses with a body punch
and Hands rattles Pennington with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Pennington tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Hands dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Pennington stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
Fish Hands seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Madness Fright Night 35     
Date:   May 13, 2020
#R1#
Fumiaki throws a head kick but Hands moves out of range.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hands blocks a head kick by Fumiaki.
Hands checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fumiaki misses with a kick to the body.
Fumiaki rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Fumiaki tries to close the distance and clinch but Hands swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fumiaki lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fumiaki throws a sloppy head kick and Hands moves out of range easily.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hands looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fumiaki doesn't manage to clinch there - Hands circles away.
A leg kick checked by Hands.#T1#
Fumiaki wants to clinch
and Fumiaki takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hands avoids the head kick by Fumiaki.
Hands throws a big counter combination but Fumiaki scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Fumiaki has Hands up against the cage in a clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Fumiaki.
Hands blocks an uppercut.
A knee to the head by Fumiaki.
Hands slowing the pace effectively.
Fumiaki told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Hands avoiding damage as Fumiaki throws knees to the body.
Fumiaki is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hands is defending well for now.#T2#
Hands has had enough of the clinch but Fumiaki keeps him there for the moment.
Fumiaki trying to land knees to the body.
Fumiaki misses with a punch to the body.
Fumiaki tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hands avoids it.
Hands blocks an elbow strike.#BC#
Hands pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fumiaki lands with a right hand.
Fumiaki throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hands avoids the head kick by Fumiaki.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fumiaki tries to clinch but Hands is having none of it.
Fumiaki looks to throw a body kick
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body. #T3#
Fumiaki scores with a head kick. Hands tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fumiaki tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Fumiaki misses with a body shot
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Fumiaki tries to land a front kick but Hands steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#CL2#
Fumiaki moves into range and clinches up with Hands.
Fumiaki lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#
It looks like Fish Hands has been cut.
Fumiaki landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hands leaning against his opponent.
Fumiaki throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hands blocks it with crossed arms.
Fumiaki throws a knee to the head but misses. #T4#
Fumiaki tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fumiaki missing with knees to the body.
Fumiaki misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hands.
Hands stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #BC#
Hands breaks the clinch.
Fumiaki misses with a right hand
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fumiaki turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fumiaki closes the distance but Hands moves to the side
and Hands counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ando Fumiaki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fish Hands's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Fumiaki looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fish Hands is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fumiaki closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Hands counter with a right hand. #CUT#
It looks like Ando Fumiaki has been cut.
Fumiaki jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sloppy strikes from Fumiaki. Those never looked like landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Fumiaki is predictable there
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hands has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Fumiaki throws a front kick aimed at Hands's knee but Hands avoids it well.
Fumiaki lands a leg kick that knocks Hands off balance momentarily.#T1#
Hands keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Fumiaki throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hands.
Fumiaki throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hands checks a leg kick.
Fumiaki tries a head kick but it misses.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Nice body kick there by Fumiaki.
A low kick from Fumiaki is predictable there
and Hands counters with a nice body shot.
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fumiaki throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands is looking to counter punch.#T2##CL2#
Fumiaki clinches.
Hands wants to break free but Fumiaki has control.
Fumiaki misses with a knee to the head.
Fumiaki scores a nice knee to the body.
Fumiaki is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hands is defending well for now.
Fumiaki lands a body shot.
Fumiaki trying to land knees to the body.
Fumiaki tries a body shot but Hands blocks it. #BC#
Hands breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fumiaki throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Hands wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fumiaki throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T3#
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hands checks a leg kick.
Fumiaki is looking to slow Hands down with leg kicks.
Fumiaki tries to clinch but Hands moves out of range.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Fumiaki misses with a hook. Hands ducked under it nicely.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Fumiaki manages to avoid it.
Fumiaki looks to clinch
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Fumiaki throws a head kick that misses
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fumiaki is breathing heavily.
Fumiaki throws a lazy body kick
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fumiaki throws a lazy head kick
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fumiaki thinking.
Fumiaki looks to throw a body kick
and Hands counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Fumiaki falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
A victorious Fish Hands thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Madness 41 Seran vs Yun     
Date:   Mar 28, 2020
#R1#
Hands throws a combination that misses #CL#
and Leifsson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Leifsson.
Leifsson lands a right hand.
Leifsson gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Leifsson misses with a body punch.
Leifsson misses with a punch to the body.
Hands is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Leifsson is keeping busy.
Leifsson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leifsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #CUT#
It looks like Fish Hands has been cut.
Leifsson lands a nice elbow.
A short right from Leifsson. #T1#
Leifsson is working Hands over against the cage.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hands blocks an elbow strike.
Leifsson lands with a right to the head.
Leifsson lands a damaging elbow.
Leifsson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#CUT#
That has opened up Fish Hands's cut even more.
Leifsson throws a head punch that misses.
Leifsson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hands blocks a body shot from Leifsson.
Leifsson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T2#
Leifsson scores with a hook to the body.
Leifsson throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Leifsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Leifsson can't find room to land a body shot as Hands controls the action.
A short left from Leifsson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Leifsson misses with a body punch.
Leifsson tries a body shot but Hands blocks it.
Hands blocks an elbow strike.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
Hands displaying some good clinch control by pressing Leifsson up against the cage.
Leifsson tries a body shot but Hands blocks it.
Leifsson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Leifsson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hands is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Leifsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Hands controls his hands. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hands is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Leifsson is keeping busy.
Leifsson lands a nice shot to the body.
Leifsson scores with a hook to the body.
Leifsson lands a damaging elbow.
Leifsson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hands has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Leifsson seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Hands can turn it around.
Leifsson digs a right hand into Hands's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hands's gas tank.
Leifsson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Leifsson - that landed with a thud.
Leifsson gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leif Leifsson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fish Hands's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Leifsson pushes Hands up against the cage in a clinch.
Leifsson lands an elbow just above Hands 's eye.
Leifsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short left from Leifsson.
Hands tries to circle away but Leifsson has him pinned against the cage.
Leifsson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hands's defenses. #CUT#
The cut above Fish Hands's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A short body shot lands from Leifsson as the two fighters clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leifsson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hands or not.
Hands tries to break the clinch but Leifsson is controlling the position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Leifsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Leifsson lands a left hand.
Hands's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#CUT#
Fish Hands's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.#KD#
Leifsson drops Hands onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hands is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#
Hands is rocked!
A right hand to the body from Leifsson.
Hands is still on wobbly legs! Can Leifsson finish him?#KD#
Leifsson drops Hands onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hands is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Leifsson throws a massive elbow that rocks Hands's head back - Hands crumples to the floor and this one is all over! Not often you see a KO via an elbow but that was a huge shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Elbow). Leif Leifsson!
Leif Leifsson very nearly forgot to thank Sportivité amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.

 

Event: Madness 35 Camoran vs Krylov     
Date:   Feb 15, 2020
#R1#
Hands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hands moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CUT#
It looks like Mitch Rattlesnake has been cut.
Hands needs to keep his hands up - Rattlesnake had a free shot at his head there.#CUT2#
It looks like Fish Hands has been cut.
Rattlesnake throws a big shot that misses.
Rattlesnake falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Hands looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#KD#
Hands drops Rattlesnake with a beautiful combination! Rattlesnake stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hands is looking for the KO!#ROC#
Rattlesnake is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hands ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rattlesnake is still on wobbly legs! Can Hands finish him?
Hands fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Rattlesnake to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Rattlesnake looks to clinch but Hands throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Rattlesnake taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Fish Hands!
Fish Hands decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: Madness 31 Kahn Vs Andrade     
Date:   Jan 19, 2020
#R1#
Hands misses with a few strikes there. #CL#
Canada closes the distance and clinches.
Canada swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Hands wants to break free but Canada has control.
A shot in the inside from Canada.
Canada lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hands backwards.
Canada misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Canada fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hands blocks a body shot from Canada.
Canada misses with a hook from the clinch. #T1#
Canada scores with a shot to the side of Hands's head.
Hands is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Canada is keeping busy.
Canada lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hands backwards.
Hands has had enough of the clinch but Canada keeps him there for the moment.#BC#
Canada breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Canada gets a clinch.
Canada struggles to land a body shot inside as Hands controls his hands. #BC#
Canada pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Canada jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd cheers as Hands lands an impressive looking overhand right. Canada doesn't seem phased though.#CL#
Canada has managed to clinch. #BC#
Canada escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T2##CL#
Canada closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Canada misses with the head strike.
Hands tries to break free but Canada pushes him back against the cage.
Hands is trying to break free.
A shot in the inside from Canada.
Come on Hands - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Canada gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Canada.
Canada lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hands.
Canada misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Canada lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hands backwards.
Canada swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Canada lands with a right to the head.
Hands blocking some punches.
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Canada has double underhooks.
Canada throws a punch but it's blocked by Hands.
Hands blocks an uppercut.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Canada misses with a short punch on the inside.
Canada misses with a punch on the inside.
Hands wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T4#
Canada lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Canada tries a body shot but Hands blocks it.
Hands controlling the action here for a moment.
Hands blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Canada misses with a body punch.
Canada goes for a takedown attempt but Hands pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance. #CL#
Canada clinches with his opponent.
Canada has a couple of punches blocked by Hands.
Canada misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alex Canada dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Hands swings for the body but Canada moves out of range.
Canada looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hands misses the shot to the body.
Canada looks to land a right hand but Hands moved out of range.
Fish Hands is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hands displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hands lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Canada with a poor takedown
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Canada swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands tries to bum rush Canada with a series of wild strikes but Canada uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Canada slips a jab and a cross from Hands.
Hands uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Canada.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hands! But no joy.
Hands scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Canada misses with a shot to the body
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Canada moves in looking to clinch but Hands pushes him off.
Hands has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Canada is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Canada is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hands can do to turn this around?
Canada's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hands connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Canada scrambles back to his feet.
Canada closes the distance looking to clinch #KD2#
and Hands counters with a crisp right hand that drops Canada! Hands lets Canada back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#
Canada is rocked!
Fish Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands scores with a counter punch that sends Canada to the canvas! Hands smells blood - he's punishing Canada with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Canada has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
Fish Hands thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Madness 26 Kahn vs Johnston     
Date:   Dec 15, 2019
#R1#
Davidson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hands's coach down at Temple of Illumination was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hands's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#CL#
Davidson instigates a clinch.
Davidson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hands prevents the takedown attempt.
Davidson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Davidson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Davidson tries to score a body lock takedown but Hands shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Davidson lands with a short shot to the head.
Davidson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davidson misses with a body punch.
Davidson working aggressively here.
Davidson lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Davidson.
Hands taking a breather. #T1#
Davidson struggles to land a body shot inside as Hands controls his hands. #BC2#
Hands breaks from the clinch.
Davidson throws out a powerful jab.
Davidson misses with an uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Hands misses the target.
Hands throws a body punch but Davidson moves out of range.
Hands gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Davidson.
Hands slips a straight right by Davidson.
Davidson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Liam Davidson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hands paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A combination from Hands does no damage.
Hands looks to land a right hand but Davidson moved out of range.
Davidson tries to counter with a takedown but Hands is quick to defend against it.
Davidson misses with a lunging right hand
and Hands counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Davidson throws a hook to the side of Hands's head but Hands sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hands moves out of range of the strikes.
Hands lands a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hands. Davidson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Davidson feinted with a counter takedown.
Fish Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Davidson moves away.
Davidson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Davidson avoids the body shot from Hands.
Hands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Davidson.
Liam Davidson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands moves out of range of the strikes.
Davidson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hands takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Davidson missing with a left hand there. Hands was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #CL#
Davidson clinches. #T3#
Hands blocking some punches.
Davidson tries a body shot but Hands blocks it.
Davidson swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Davidson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hands slows down the pace here. #BC2#
Hands breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hands throws a right and a left that Davidson avoids nicely.
Davidson misses with a straight right.
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Davidson at a distance.
Davidson could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Hands swings for the body but Davidson moves out of range. #T4#
Davidson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hands.
Davidson lands the left hand.
Davidson misses with a looping right.
Davidson throws a right hand that misses
and Hands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Davidson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Davidson dives in for a single leg takedown but Hands sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hands ducks under a wild hook from Davidson.
Davidson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hands slips a straight right by Davidson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Davidson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Davidson looks to land a right hand but Hands moved out of range.
Hands throws out a counter right but Davidson avoids it with no problem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Fish Hands will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Hands drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hands swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hands throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Davidson.
Davidson half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A swing and a miss from Hands.
Davidson feinted with a counter takedown.
Hands takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Davidson fails with the takedown
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hands misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davidson cracks Hands with a right hand to the side of the head.
Davidson throws a shot from downtown. Hands moves away and avoids it.#TD#
Davidson gets the takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Hands is trying to improve his position.
Hands trying to remain calm as Davidson controls from the top position.
Hands struggling a bit here.
Davidson taking a breather here.
Hands is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Davidson is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Hands is trying desperately to improve position.
Davidson controlling from the full mount.
Hands tries to improve his position but instead Davidson has taken his back! #T2#
Hands is really stuck here.
Davidson not allowing Hands to control his hands.
Hands can't escape the position.
Davidson controls the action.
We've been hearing good reports from Davidson's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Hands trying to control the action but Davidson just sinks the hooks in.
I would not like to be Hands right now.
Davidson has the hooks in. Hands is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted. #T3#
Davidson controls the position.
Hands just trying to survive but Davidson is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Davidson controls the action.
Hands is trying to break free.
Hands trying to control the action but Davidson just sinks the hooks in.
Hands is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Hands trying to control the position but Davidson manages to sink in the hooks.
Hands wants to escape the position. #T4#
Davidson is not going to allow Hands to sit and survive in this position.
Hands is really stuck here. #SUB#
Davidson has his arm under Hands's chin here. Game over son! Davidson squeezes tightly and Hands is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Liam Davidson!

 

Event: Madness Fright Night 14     
Date:   Nov 17, 2019
#R1#
Hands misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Hands misses with a two punch combination.
Petersson is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hands.
Hands scores with a jab to the head.
Hands looks to land a combination but Petersson avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands misses with an uppercut #CL#
and Petersson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Petersson.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Petersson tries to throw a body punch but Hands avoids it by throwing Petersson back against the cage. #T1#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hands.
Hands tries to break the clinch but Petersson is controlling the position.
Petersson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch on the inside from Petersson fails to land.
Petersson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Petersson gets through Hands's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Petersson digs a right hand underneath Hands's ribcage. Hands let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Petersson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T2#
Hands wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Petersson has him pressed against the cage.
Petersson pushes Hands back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Petersson is leaning against Hands and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Hands looks winded!
Petersson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hands.
Petersson lands a body shot.
Petersson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Petersson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Petersson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T3#
A right hand to the body from Petersson.
Petersson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Petersson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Petersson scores with a shoulder strike.
A short left from Petersson.
A left hand lands to the body for Petersson.
A nice left hand lands by Petersson. #CUT#
It looks like Fish Hands has been cut.
Hands tries to circle away but Petersson has him pinned against the cage.
Petersson is working Hands over against the cage.#T4#
Petersson lands a right hand.
Hands wants to break free but Petersson has control.
Petersson pushes Hands back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hands has had enough of the clinch but Petersson keeps him there for the moment.
Hands tries to circle away but Petersson has him pinned against the cage.
Petersson lands a nice shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Petersson pushes Hands back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Petersson scores with a hook to the body.
Hands trying to stall but Petersson improves his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Petersson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fish Hands's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Petersson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hands has time to react.#CL#
Petersson clinches up with Hands and pushes him back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Petersson - that landed with a thud.
Petersson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Petersson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Petersson scores with a shoulder strike. #ROC#
Hands is rocked!
Petersson swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands has Petersson pressed against the cage. #T1#
Hands looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Petersson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Handss head. #KD#
Petersson drops Hands onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Hands is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Hands is still on wobbly legs! Can Petersson finish him?
Petersson creates a bit of distance and unloads a huge uppercut that knocks Hands out cold! The ref dives in to break up the two fighters! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Peter Petersson!
Peter Petersson took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Sportivité for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: Madness Clown Chaos 8     
Date:   Oct 20, 2019
#R1#
Hugsie misses with a hook
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Hugsie tries to clinch
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Mister Hugsie has been cut.
Hands throws a combination. Hugsie tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hands defending well as Hugsie loads up on a big left hand. #CL#
Hugsie clinches up against the cage.
Hugsie misses with some punches.
Hands wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hugsie has him pressed against the cage.
Hands tries to break free but Hugsie pushes him back against the cage.
Hugsie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hands blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Hands's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hugsie has a couple of punches blocked by Hands.
Hugsie keeps control of Hands as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hugsie throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
Hugsie lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hands prevents a body shot from Hugsie.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Hugsie has Hands pushed against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Hands - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Hugsie stalling in the clinch.
Hugsie has Hands pushed against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Hands. #T2#
Hugsie wants to stall.
Hugsie swings wildly with an uppercut but Hands uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hands wants to get back to striking at distance but Hugsie won't allow it.
Hugsie tries to work over Hands's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Hands breaks from the clinch.
Hands has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hugsie is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Hugsie walks into a straight right hand from Hands.
Hugsie looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hugsie misses with a right hand
and Hands counters with a three punch combo that has Hugsie backing up. Hugsie nods at Hands to acknowledge the strikes.
Hugsie is breathing heavily.
Hands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hugsie in his tracks.
Hugsie wants to clinch
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC2#
Hugsie is rocked!#T3#
Hands lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Hugsie falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fish Hands!
An out of breath Fish Hands thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 25, 2019
#R1#
Boyd takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
No joy there for Boyd, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Hands. Those never looked like landing.
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Boyd slips a jab and a cross from Hands.
Boyd tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Boyd takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A punch lands to the side of Boyd 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Boyd throws a lazy body kick
and Hands counters with a crisp right that sends Boyd to the canvas! Hands follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
A victorious Fish Hands thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 17, 2019
#R1#
A punch combination from Hands misses. #TD#
Dervisevic shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Dervisevic slows the pace down in half guard.
Hands wants to get back to his feet.
Hands is controlling Dervisevic's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Hands really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dervisevic. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hands wants to control but Dervisevic is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dervisevic missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dervisevic missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Hands can do anything to dispel that myth.
Hands wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
Hands is trying to maintain the position but Dervisevic is very close to passing his half guard.
Dervisevic performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dervisevic throwing shots but Hands is blocking nicely.
Hands is not content to let Dervisevic control the position.
Hands keeping control of the position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dervisevic in particular looking to stall.
Hands wants to improve his position but Dervisevic is controlling well.
Dervisevic has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dervisevic controlling the action here.
Hands is trying to maintain the position but Dervisevic is very close to passing his half guard.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Hands digs a good hook to Dervisevic's body.
Dervisevic has a takedown stuffed.#TD#
Dervisevic gets a takedown into half guard.
Dervisevic is looking to advance position but Hands won't allow it. #T3#
Hands is positioning himself well to prevent Dervisevic advancing to mount.
Hands wants to get back to his feet.
Hands desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Dervisevic is trying to control. Hands wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dervisevic prevents Hands from improving his position.
Hands keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Dervisevic scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Hands is trying to get back to full guard.
Hands controlling the leg, holding on to half guard. #SUB#
Dervisevic is working for a submission of some sort. #SU#
Dervisevic stands up from half guard.
Dervisevic takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD#
Dervisevic closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. #ES2#
Hands explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mehmed Dervisevic will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Hands displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dervisevic.
Dervisevic looks for a takedown but Hands sprawls well.
Hands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hands connects with a single shot there.
We've been informed that Hands has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Dervisevic wants to slow Hands down by chopping away at his legs.
Hands throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dervisevic tries to counter with a takedown but Hands is quick to defend against it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands cracks Dervisevic with a good jab.
Hands scores with a body shot.
Hands bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dervisevic momentarily. #T1#
Hands lands with a nice combination. Dervisevic backs away looking to recover.
Hands lands with a hook. Dervisevic tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dervisevic tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hands defends well and Dervisevic ends up having to push Hands into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mehmed Dervisevic. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hands connects with the punch.
A left and a right from Hands both land. Nice combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hands! #ROC2#
Dervisevic is rocked!
Hands lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dervisevic at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands throws a combination. Dervisevic tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Oh Dervisevic is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#KD2#
Hands drops Dervisevic with a beautiful combination! Dervisevic stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hands is looking for the KO!
Hands has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nice uppercut lands for Hands. That snapped Dervisevic's head back.
Hands scores with a jab to the head. #T2#
Hands stuffs the takedown attempt from Dervisevic. Dervisevic gets slowly back to his feet.
Dervisevic seems to have got his legs back now.
Hands lands a lovely overhand right.#TD#
Dervisevic closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hands quickly recovers to half guard.
Dervisevic is trying to control the action in half guard but Hands is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Hands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hands is trying to stand up here but Dervisevic is controlling him well.
Dervisevic prevents Hands from improving his position.
Dervisevic wants to control but Hands is keeping him busy. #T3#
Hands tries to roll over but Dervisevic keeps him under control.
Dervisevic missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dervisevic works his way into full mount! #SUB#
Dervisevic is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Hands to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Hands shrugs it off.
Dervisevic thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Hands is trying to stand but he's just given Dervisevic his back.
Hands trying to control the hands but Dervisevic breaks the grip.
Hands staying busy and making it hard for Dervisevic to control.
Dervisevic gets his hands free as Hands looks to control. #T4#
Dervisevic controls the action.#SUB#
Dervisevic working for the choke.
Hands is really stuck here.
Dervisevic trying to control.
Dervisevic gets his hands free as Hands looks to control.
Hands just looking to survive in the bad position. #SUB#
Dervisevic tightening his grip on Hands, looking for the choke. #SUB#
Dervisevic patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fish Hands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL#
Dervisevic clinches up against the cage.
Hands will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dervisevic up against the cage.#BC#
Dervisevic's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dervisevic shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hands as he jumps to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD2#
Hands drops Dervisevic with a beautiful combination! Dervisevic stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hands is looking for the KO!#CUT2#
It looks like Mehmed Dervisevic has been cut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#CL#
Dervisevic takes the fight into the clinch. #T1#
Hands tries to circle away but Dervisevic has him pinned against the cage.
Dervisevic trying to stall but Hands improves his position.
Hands avoiding damage as Dervisevic throws knees to the body.
Hands has Dervisevic pressed against the cage.
Hands is looking to break free of the clinch but Dervisevic has double underhooks.
Hands has had enough of the clinch but Dervisevic keeps him there for the moment.
Hands can't break the clinch. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hands avoiding damage.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dervisevic is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hands to keep the fight standing.
Hands can't break the clinch.
Dervisevic goes for a takedown attempt but Hands pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mehmed Dervisevic. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hands pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dervisevic back to the cage. Hands follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#T3#
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Dervisevic takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dervisevic tries to move into range but Hands moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dervisevic drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fish Hands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Dervisevic takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Hands. No joy for Dervisevic on that attempt.
Hands lands a jab-cross combination.
Hands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dervisevic takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hands's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hands duly obliges.
Hands scores with a nice strike.
Dervisevic darts in looking for a takedown but Hands gets double underhooks and turns Dervisevic into the cage.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Hands slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hands tries to bum rush Dervisevic with a series of wild strikes but Dervisevic uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dervisevic looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.#TD#
Dervisevic gets a takedown into half guard.
Hands tries to get to full guard but Dervisevic has control of the leg.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fish Hands comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hands has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fish Hands!

Fish Hands thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 12, 2019
#R1##CL2#
Peter closes the distance and pushes Hands back into the cage.
Peter manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The referee is keeping an eye on Hands - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Hands tries to circle away but Peter has him pinned against the cage.
Peter is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hands pulls him back up using the underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peter is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hands pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Peter tries to land knees in the clinch but Hands avoids the damage to the body.
Hands wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#T1#
A frustrated look appears on Hands's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Peter is trying to pull guard but Hands has him pressed against the cage.
Fish Hands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tom Peter.
Peter throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hands blocks it with crossed arms. #BC2#
Peter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Peter dodges the punch combination from Hands.
Peter gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Peter scores with a push kick.
The fighters circling - Hands throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T2#
Peter fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hands avoids it really well and circles away.
Peter uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
Peter drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Hands defends it well.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Peter throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Peter walks into a stiff left hand from Hands.
Peter takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hands wants it to stay on the feet.
Peter slips a jab from Hands.
Peter listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Peter looks for a takedown but Hands sprawls well.#T3#
Hands is pawing at Peter, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Peter's nose. Peter is badly hurt! Hands pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Peter tries desperately to hold on but Hands is relentless in his assault! As Peter receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Hands away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fish Hands!
A relieved looking Fish Hands thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

 
 
 
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